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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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(PLAYERS GRUNTING)

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(SQUEAKS EXCLAIMS)

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-Ugh!
-(DOG BARKING)

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All right, all right.
I'm comin'.

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(BARKING)

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(PANTING)

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Lookin' for this?

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(BARKING)

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(BARKING)

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(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

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Well, that's that. Come on,
let's get back to the game.

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(BARKING)

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(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

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All right, fellas.
One at a time.

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You know I hate dog piles.

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BUGS: Wait, no!

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Someone needs a breath mint.

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Okay, guys.

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BUGS: (YELLING)
Leave me alone!

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(WHIP CRACKING)

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-Shelby, get over here!
-(WHIMPERING)

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Oh, great, an animal lover.

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Ready. Set. Chomp!

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(GROWLING)

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(SQUEAKING)

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(PANTING) Wait.

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This is my spot. Go on, go on.

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-(SQUEAKING)
-(GROWLING)

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(GROWLING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(WHISTLE BLOWING)

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(HUMMING)

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My friend's tail.

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-Huh, there you go.
-(SQUEAKING)

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Uh, excuse me, but

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(YELLING) just who do you
think you are?

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You're rather tall,
that's who.

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Hey, listen, skinny.
They call me...

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-Ted? Bill?
-No. Nope.

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-Michael?
-No.

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-Ugly Stick McGee?
-Uh-uh.

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-Smelly Belly Mossy?
-Really?

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-Lefarticus?
-No.

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-Jack?
-Yeah!

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Yeah, they call me Jack.

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Oh! Well,
nice to meet you, Jack.

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-Bye now.
-Okay, bye!

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Hey, before you make any more
joke-jokes,

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I'll let you in on something.

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I don't like rabbits!

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(STRAINING) I sense that.

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-Good!
-(GRUNTS)

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No one messes with
Jack the Dog Trainer!

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(WHIMPERING)

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-More like Jack the Whipper.
-(SQUEAKING)

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Listen, I train dogs
and I train 'em to chomp!

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And you're next, rabbit!

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Ready. Set...

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42, 14, half a dozen,
square root. Ah...

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Whoa, Shelby, not so high!

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52, are you ready,
Squeaks? Let's do it.

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Size 12, 67, hike!

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(YELPING)

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(SINGING)

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JACK: (YELPING)

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JACK: (GROANING)

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Hmm, how about that?

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(SQUEALING)

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(GROANING)

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(GROWLING)

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(SNORING)

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Whoo-hoo!
Touchdown wins the game!

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-And you get
the game ball, kid.
-(GROANS)

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(GAGGING)

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(PANTING)

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Hey!

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(WHIMPERS)

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Ready. Set. Chomp!

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(YELPING)

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-(GROWLING)
-(EXCLAIMING)

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Shelby!

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You are a bad dog, Shelby.

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Bad dog!

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You're completely useless.

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You call yourself
an attack dog?

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You're no dog of mine.

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I disown you!
I never want to
see you again.

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So, that's how he
wants it, huh?

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Squeaks, you ready?

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(SQUEAKING)

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Howdy, folks!

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Sal Whoofington of
Sal Whoofington Kennel.

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-The best used dogs
in the Southwest.
-(SQUEAKS)

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If you're lookin' to trade
for a newer model,

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then look no further,
as Sal Whoofington's got

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acres and acres of
new breeds for you.

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(BARKS)

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Hey, is your current model
not as reliable as
she used to be?

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-Mmm-hmm.
-Then why not try
a fancy breed?

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-Give me a fair price.
-Mmm-mmm.

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-Weiner dog?
They're really hot.
-(SQUEAKS)

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-How 'bout
a slightly used boxer?
-(GROANS IN DISGUST)

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A Rottweiler hatchback,
late model Doberman?

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-How about a pit bull?
-A pit bull?

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-Now you're talking.
-Okay. Squeaks.

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Here. Just sign on
the dotten line.

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(GROUND RUMBLING)

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-(SNORTS)
-That's a pit bull?

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Well, it's a pit bull,
all right.

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Not a lot of pit and
that ain't no bull.
You follow?

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Here. Take her on a test run.

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-What... What?
-(WHIPPING)

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-(GRUNTING)
-(EXCLAIMING)

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Test drive it for nine days.
Tell me what you think.

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Y'all come back now,
you hear?

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-(LOWING)
-(GRUNTS)

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-(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
-(BELLOWING)

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-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Another satisfied customer.

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Oh, hey, Shelby. Just one.

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Come on. We could still catch
the fourth quarter.

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(SQUISHING)

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(SHUDDERS) I hate dog piles.

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(BARKING)

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(BUGS SNORING)

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(LOUD CAWING OUTSIDE)

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Bird dream. I hate those.

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It was... (SNORING)

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(LOUD SQUAWKING)

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Hey, birdboy. Keep it down!

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I'm trying to sleep over here.

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(SMACKING LIPS)

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(YAWNING)

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(SNORING)

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♪ Chickadee nests in the old gum tree

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♪ Beautiful queen of my heart is she

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♪ I love Chickadee I love Chickadee

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♪ Eh, you quack for me ♪

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Sorry about that.

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(HARMONICA PLAYING)

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(SPITTING)

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(PLAYING)

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-(BEATBOXING)
-Now. No, no, no beatboxing.

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What is your problem?

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You don't get it, man.

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I gotta get my Chickadee back.

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Can't you just come back
in the morning?

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No, I'm nocturnal.
That's just how I roll.

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Then the only way I'm gonna
get some sleep

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is if I help you get
the girlfriend back?

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(GASPS) You'd do that for me?
Really?

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(CHUCKLES)
What a nice gesture!

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Zip it, Romeo.
Where does the girl live?

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What?

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You know that bird brain?

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Yeah, he's my ex-boyfriend.
So what!

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Would you please
just take him back
so I can get some sleep?

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No! He's annoying and loud.
Beat it!

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Come, baby.
Give me another shot.

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(CAWING)

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Harsh. Nice shot, though.

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You can keep him!

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He never brings me worms

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and he does this thing
with his feathers. Ugh!

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If I could just
get rid of this guy.

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(GRUNTS)
She's dreamy, ain't she?

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Yeah, nice kid. Shy.

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So, what did she say?

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Does she miss me?
Does she still love me?

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Does she wanna
get back together?

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Well, she dropped
a plant on you, so...

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Yeah, a geranium.

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My favorite flower.

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Time to give her
the full plumage.

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(CAWING)

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Girls love guys with
big feathers, right, huh?

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(CAWING)

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(GROANING)

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I'm definitely making
progress.

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This ain't getting into
his little bird brain.

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And now for the big finish.

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(CAWING)

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(CONTINUES CAWING)

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Shake your tail feathers.

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(CAWING)

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Have you thought about
dating a pigeon?

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(GRUNTS) Pigeons are just
rats with wings.

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Hey, some of my best friends
are rats.

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Wait, is Squeaks a rat?

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(SIGHS)
I just need to show her
I'm bird enough for her.

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-Hmph.
-Well, it looks like
it's up to me.

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You wanna show her
you're worthy?

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-Yeah.
-Do some pushups.

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Yeah. Yeah, sure.

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(GRUNTING)

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This is hard to do with wings,
you know?

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(GRUNTS)

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Feh!

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Okay, you caught
her attention.

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Now, we got to show her
how brave you are.

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But how?

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-Uh, you see that creepy
cottage over there?
-(WOLF HOWLING)

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I dare you to
knock on that door.

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Yeah, yeah. Creepy cottage.

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I got this.

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GRANDMA: Come in.

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Oh, dear. You're not that
cat food delivery man.

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He's four days late.

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(CATS HISSING)

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(MEOWING)

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(BOYD SCREAMING)

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I'm sure he's fine.

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Be honest, is there
a cat on my tail?

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-BOYD: So, what's next?
-Let's see...

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Strong, brave,

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but she's also got to see
you're a good provider.

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(SNAPS) I got it!
Bring her a worm.

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But not just any worm...

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The biggest worm you can find.

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Yeah, great idea. You got it.

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(YAWNING)

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Ah!

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Peace and quiet.

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(BOYD SQUAWKING)

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-(CAWING)
-(BURPING)

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Yikes, nice guy.

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Not so good at finding worms.

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(GASPS) He did that for me?

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What can I say,
he was a lovebird.

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(CAWING)

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Oh, darling.

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-Oh, baby.
-Told ya!

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I missed you so much.

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Oh, true love.
It's so beautiful.

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(YAWNING)
I got to get some sleep.

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(SNIFFS)

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(LOUD CAWING
AND MUSIC PLAYING)

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What now?

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It's our wedding song.

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We want you to be
the best man!

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Fine. But I ain't comin'
on the honeymoon.