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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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Hmm.

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Here you go, little buddy.

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Time to take a little dirt nap
in the family plot.

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I buried your buddy,
yesterday.

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There you are, Jeremy.

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Aren't you a
cute little salad?

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Ah, rooting around
in the dirt again?

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I am planting a garden.

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(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

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That's not how one grows food!

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Touching the dirt with one's
hands, oh, rodent!

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Allow me.

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Be my guest.

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Such primitive tools
are below an evolved brain
such as my own.

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I choose technology.
It's a period.

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This is no way to
grow a garden.

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(GASPS)

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Jeremy!

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You know what, Wile?

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I bet you can't grow
a better garden...

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-Uh?
-...on your side of the fence.

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I'd love to see
this technology on
your side of the fence

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where you'll be growing
your better garden on
your side of the fence.

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I've got it!

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I challenge you to a
month-long grow off,

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where I grow a garden on
my side of the fence,

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you grow a garden on
your side of the fence

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and we'll see who produces
a more pleasing yield,

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dirt or technology!

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You're on.

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"Keys to a thriving garden.

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"Step two, till the soil."

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(WILE LAUGHING)

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(MACHINE WHIRRING)

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May I offer you my trowel?

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(LAUGHS) Oh!

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Huh?

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Sowing the seeds of
supremacy, now!

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(MACHINE WHIRRING)

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(BEEPING)

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(BEEP)

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(WILE SCREAMS)

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(BEEP)

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(ALARM RINGING)

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Phew!

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That's why I always wear my...

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"Step three, clear
the planted area
of all weeds."

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WILE: Looky here, Rodent.

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I am relaxing while technology
does the work.

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I don't think you
fully comprehend the
gravity of the situation.

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Whatever do you mean?

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"Step four, thoroughly
water each seed."

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That's not how you
hydrate a garden!

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It's Acme herbopotics, my boy.

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You mean water?

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No.

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My herbopotics require
XST 7000!

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It's a hormonal supplement
with 6984 more vitamins

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than a plant actually needs.

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Fascinating!

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(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

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(LAUGHS)

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(TRUCK HONKS HORN)

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If one box is sufficient,

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one hundred should bring
exceptional results.

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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Ah, impressive, Wile.

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I see you've been busy.

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I was just digesting inside

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the colonicus small intestinus
of a plant.

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Shall we compare?

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WILE: (SCREAMS) Mercy!

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(PULSING)

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I believe it comes down
to taste.

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Your turn, Doc.

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Ugh.

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(WHIMPERS)

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Mmm!

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Yes, I can taste all
1700 vitamins this thing
has been fortified with.

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Ugh!

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I detect just a hint of

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hydrogenous bio-foxide.

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(BELCHES AND CLEARS THROAT)

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And there is the
subtle woody taste

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of magnesium chloride.
(INHALES DEEPLY)

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(VOMITING)

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Sounds delightful.

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Ugh! I believe this is the
taste of victory.

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Technology and food. Ooh!

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I'd say we
are the champions...

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I'd say, looks like another
one bites the dust.

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-BUGS BUNNY: Ow!-...in 10 feet.

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Continue to rock and turn right...

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-BUGS: Ow!-..in five feet.

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Continue. Recalculating.

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Turn left, keep straight,

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approaching destination.

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You have arrived at your destination.

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Finally!

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GPS, this isn't
a carrot patch.

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This is a corn field.
Now, we're stuck out here.

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(MAN SNEEZES)

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-GPS VOICE: Bless you.
-That wasn't me.

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Wait, who was that?

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Excuse me, sir.

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Would you please help me
find my body?

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I don't know
where it ran off to.

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-Can you lend me a hand?
-Sure, pal.

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Oh, thank you.

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Hey, there it is.

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How do we get me back on?

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This isn't really my
area of expertise.

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GPS VOICE:Preparing for a trip.

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Good idea, GPS.

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There you go, pal.

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Much better.

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Now, get out of my corn field!

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I liked it better
the other way.

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-See? Isn't that better?
-Yes, it is.

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No, I'm the security here.

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It's my job to keep everyone
out of this corn field.

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What about those guys?

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Hey, get out of here!

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(CROWS CAW)

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-What about them?
-Hey, you, scram!

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-(SQUEAKING)
-And those guys!

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-If you build it...
-Beat it!

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(BUBBLEGUM POPS)

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Now, it's your turn.
Give me that!

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I'll be confiscating this.

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And, you'll be leaving.

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I can't leave now.
That's my GPS.

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Besides, I don't even
like corn.

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Everyone likes corn.

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Corn dogs, corn chips,
popcorn.

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Why do you think they need
someone to guard this?

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No one comes into a corn field

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unless they want to
steal corn!

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Listen, Mac, I'm here
by mistake.

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I'll just take back my phone
and be on my way.

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What do you say?

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You didn't have to
take it there.

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I'm just trying to do my job.

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This place is wearing me down.

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It's hard not to
lose your head
in this kind of work.

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Do me a favor and put my head
back on, will ya?

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Ugh. I'm gonna regret this.

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(GROWLS)

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GPS VOICE: Calculating air travel in five, four, three, now.

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-(THWACK)
-(BUGS SCREAMING))

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(PIG SQUEALS)

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Of course, you know
this means...

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(COW MOOING)

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I thought I told you to get
out of here!

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(BUGS WHISTLES)

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(GRUNTS)

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-(WHISTLES)
-(PIG SQUEALS)

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(PIG SQUEALS)

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You're coming with me.

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Oh, jeez, I'm real sorry.
I don't know what got into me.

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I'm under a lot of stress.

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GPS VOICE: Recalculating.

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That body of yours
is a real pain.

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And it still has my phone.

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Turn right for destination.

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Destination, straight ahead.

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Hey, whose side
are you on, GPS?

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Arriving at destination.

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I'll be nice, I promise.

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Just put my head back on.

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Every time I go
and help you out,

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you bust my chops.

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No chop-busting!

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You sure you're not
going to attack me?

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Oh, yes, I promise.

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Punch him with a left!

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Oh!

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Oh, my, I don't know
why I did that.

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I'm not usually so aggressive.

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I am a pacifist.

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Hit him with a right!

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Argh! Kick him. Oh!

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Pound him. Oh!

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Hey look, Tin Man.

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Thank you.

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Ahhh!

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(PANTING)

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Ooh, scary barnyard animals.

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-Come and get it!
-(TRIANGLE DINNER BELL
RINGING)

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Ow!

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(GROANING AND GRUNTING)

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Ahhh!

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(GROANING AND GRUNTING)

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Whoa, hey!

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What's your deal anyway?

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I need this job.

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I have little seeds at home
and it's awful here.

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All these crows
messing with my head

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and I'm allergic to corn.

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(SOBBING)

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You know, I may have
the perfect thing to
keep your chin up.

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(WHISTLING)

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Hey, watch the perimeter!

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BUGS: Feels better, right?

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Oh, yes, it does.

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(SIGHS) A little TLC
in the garden
can go a long way.

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GPS VOICE: You are now approaching the end of this cartoon.