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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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Ugly mountains, ugly trees,
ugly bear.

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Get out of the way!

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Argh!

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(MOANING)

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Stay there, bear.

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Huh?
Now the clouds are moving.

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Nature is all wrong!

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Argh!

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(HUMMING)

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(GASPS) What the...

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JACK: Dumb trees
and their dumb colors.

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And the gloves come off.

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(HUMMING)

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-Hey, Jack.
-Hey!

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Can't you see?

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I'm attempting the most
important part of fine art,
the signature.

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Ha-ha!

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I don't know, Jack.

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Seems like there's
more to it than that.

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No. Without a signature
the art is only half art.

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-A what?
-Half art. Half art!

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Sounds like a lot
of hot air to me.

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Okay, Grandma Moses.
Whatever you say.

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No. I'm Jack the painter.

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Now go!

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I would, but I believe I have
some of your handiwork here.

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Hmm? (LAUGHS)
Well, let me sign it for you.

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Ooh, I forgot to dot the eyes.

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(LAUGHS)

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You can have that one
for free.

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Well, fight war paint
with war paint, I always say.

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Say, Jack. You're pretty good.

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Ah, but you got it all wrong.

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I took some
art classes at the Y.

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So, you gotta put some
core shadows over here,

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some highlights
over there, and...

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Voila!

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And you can have
that one for free.

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-(GROWLS)
-Paint's a little thin
with that one.

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-JACK: Argh!
-Yipes!

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(GROWLING)

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You gotta do better than that.

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Ha! We could do this all day.

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Hmm? Uh...

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(SCREAMING)

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(THUDDING)

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JACK: Aren't you that
bear I hit with a rock?

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-(SCREAMING)
-(BEAR GROWLING)

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(PANTING)

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Good evening, sir.

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Do you have a reservation?

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Don't you know who I am?

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I'm Jack the painter!

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Oh, let's see, then.

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Jack...

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-Jack in the box?
-No.

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-Jack and the bean stalk?
-No!

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-I see Jack here...
Jack Strap?
-(GROWLING)

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No. It's Jack the painter.

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Why don't you look harder?

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Oh, ah, here it is.

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We have a wonderful
table for you, sir.

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Right this way.

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Give me that! (GRUNTS)

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-(BEAR GROWLING)
-(JACK SCREAMING)

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Woo-hoo-hoo!

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Argh!

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Whoa!

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Mommy! (SCREAMS)

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(HUMMING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Hey, Mac. Care for a balloon?

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(INHALES SHARPLY)
A red balloon!

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Just like the one Papa used to
give me on the boardwalk.

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(YELPS)

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Wow!

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Nice bear.

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No... (STAMMERING)

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-(BEAR GROWLING)
-(JACK SCREAMING)

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(SIGHS) Finally.

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Rabbit!

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Uh-oh.

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(GROWLING)

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(GASPS)

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Why, you little...

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(GRUNTS) Want some art?

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I'm gonna give you some art.

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I'm gonna stick some art
right in your...

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Hey, you come back! Hey!

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(SCREAMING)

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JACK: Ow!

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Owee... Hmm?

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BUGS: Yoo-hoo!

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(GROWLING)

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Well, here we go.

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(PANTING)

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-(GRUNTING)
-BUGS: Yoo-hoo!

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(SCREAMING)

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(LOUD THUD)

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Why, you little...

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(SCREAMING) Oh, no!

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(THUDDING)

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-(BRANCH SNAPPING)
-(JACK SCREAMING)

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-(THUDDING)
-(JACK GROANING)

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(GROWLING)

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Hey!

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(SCREAMS)

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Nice bear!

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(GROANS)

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(JACK SCREAMING)

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BEAR: Hmm?

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Whatever happened to
that painter guy?

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(GRUNTS)

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Help me.

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You know what, Squeaks?

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I think that's
Jack's good side.

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(THUDDING)

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(BEAR GROWLS)

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The Lincoln Memorial.

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Good old Honest Abe.

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The Illinois rail splitter.

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Well, this is definitely
worth a photo.

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(CAMERA CLICKING)

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Oui, oui, Pierre.
Is it ready for pickup?

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Excellent.

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Green messenger bag?

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Oui, I see her.

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BOY: Excuse me, ma'am.

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Did you know that
the reflecting pool

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holds over 6.75 million
snapping turtles?

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Lincoln, Lincoln,
what ya thinkin'?

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Attracting over 24 million
visitors a year.

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Fascinating.

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Enjoy your precious freedom
while you still have it, boy.

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(CAMERA CLICKING)

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(WHISTLING)

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Lots to see.
Better keep moving.

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(WHISTLING)

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Finally.

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These documents
will make us the most
powerful nation on Earth!

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Huh? What is this?

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A collectible Thomas Jefferson
memorial spoon?

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A Jimmy Carter snow globe?

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White House garden carrots?

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You!

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(PHONE BEEPING)

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Claudette here. No, Pierre,
there's been a mix up.

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An ignorant American bunny
has taken the bag.

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No. No excuses.
I shall get it back.

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Handsome bunny rabbit,

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I see you have
found my satchel.

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My silly little American brain
caused me to forget it.

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So, I will just take it back.

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Hands off the man purse,
if you please.

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I believe you're looking
for the lost and foundry.

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It's that-a-way. Best of luck.

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Please, monsieur Bunny.

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I will be willing to give you
all this money.

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Uh, clearly you made this
money yourself.

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Are you from around here?

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Moi? I am from Me...
Um, Minnesota, don't you know.

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Now be a darling
and give me my bag.

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(STAMMERS) Not so fast, lady.

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If you like my bag so much,
go buy a knock-off.

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If there's one thing D.C.'s
full off, it's fakes.

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You are not getting rid of me
so easily, Mr. Bunny rabbit.

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My eau de pur nombre cinq

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will make quick work of him.

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Try a free sample of D.C.'s
hottest new cologne,

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Washington Whiff.

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I'm more of a au naturel
kind of guy.

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(SNIFFS)

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But I guess it couldn't hurt.

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-(SPRAYING)
-(BUGS COUGHING)

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It's mine, all mine!

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(SNAPPING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Oh, there's my bag.
I wondered where I dropped it.

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-(DUCKS QUACKING)
-(SCREAMING)

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-(GROWLING)
-(PHONE BEEPS)

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Claudette here.

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Oui, Pierre.
I have him in my sights now.

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Do not worry.

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This American imbecile is no
match for my superior tactics.

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Photo op.

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Oh, ho-ho-ho! Congratulations!

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What?

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You are the billionth tourist

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to visit the
Washington monument this year.

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That makes you
the lucky winner

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of this check
for a billion dollars.

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Just sign here, for a
lifetime of hamburgers,

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fries andles skinny jeans.

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Um, okay. But what should
I do with all my stuff?

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Just set it down.

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Now sign here with
my exploda-pen!

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Gee, thanks. Exploda-pen?

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I've never heard
of that brand before.

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You would almost think
it the means the pen...

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Just sign it!

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(MUFFLED SPEECH)

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(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)

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(SNICKERING) My exploda-pen

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will make short work
of that furry nuisance.

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Excuse me, ma'am.

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Did you know that
the Washington monument
is 555 feet tall?

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That's the equivalent of 687
number two pencils...

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Fascinating.

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Here's your pen back.

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-Hmm... This must
have been malfunct...
-(EXPLODES)

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There's my camera.

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Hey, where'd my bag go?

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(WHISTLING SOUND APPROACHING)

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(CLAUDETTE SCREAMING)

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(COUGHS)

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Mon bag!

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Rescue the plans...

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He's coming back.

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Must escape.

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I did not think this through.

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-(SCREAMS)
-Hey!

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Whoa...

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Camembert!

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You found my bag.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Yikes!

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Excuse me, sir, did you know
that the Lincoln Memorial

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was so massive that it
could absorb a laser blast?

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Fascinating.

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What are the odds?

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(GASPS) My bag!

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I have always found that mercy

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bears richer fruits
than justice.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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-Not really.
-Oh, fromage...

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(CLAUDETTE GROANING)

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Oh, and Bugs,
I found your messenger bag.

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Ooh, thanks, Abe.

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(GRUNTING)

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-(PANTING)
-(EARPIECE BEEPING)

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Yes, Mr. President.

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The Lincoln statue
has been deactivated.

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Over and out.

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Ooh, hi, there.

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Welcome to
the Lincoln Memorial.

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Did you know that...