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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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Now it's safe.

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(LAUGHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(CRASHES)

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Rassin' frassin',
riggin' rassin'!

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Oh, are you okay?
I was so worried.

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(KISSES CELL PHONE)

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What's the big idea
with walking out
in front of my car?

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Couldn't you see
I was a-texting?

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How careless of me.

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Hmm, you're just lucky
my phone isn't tarnished.

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Oh, no.

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No! No! No!

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There's a hairline fracture.

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Oh! You'll pay for this.

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I'm a-gonna sue
the pants off you.

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Well, first off,
I'm not wearing pants,

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and second...

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Hot-diggity-dog!

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Y'all done me a favor.

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That guy is a public menace.

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Get outta my way!

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(RINGS CONTINUOUSLY)

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Can I help you?

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I want the new phone!
I want the new phone!

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I want the new phone!

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I want the new phone!

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Are you sure you want
the new new phone?

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Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

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Oh, you have
excellent taste, sir.

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First, I have to go through
the list of features

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and get you to sign
some paperwork.

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Well, let's hurry it up...

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Okay, sign here,
and also there

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and here and initial here.

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S, O... No, that's not right.

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S, carry the one...

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That'll do.
Now just a thumb print,

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belt-buckle print,
retina scan.

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Great. Okay, let me show you
a few of the new features.

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We have a self-defense option,

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virtual impact simulation,

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and of course,
it also plays music.

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But the most
important feature...

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I know how to use
a ding-dang phone!

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I ain't no idiot! Oh!
(GROWLS)

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I really should call him

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to make sure
his phone works properly.

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Rassin', frassin', riggin'...

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-(PHONE MEOWS)
-Huh? Lion attack?

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This don't sound
like a lion attack.

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Oh, self-defense!
Self-defense! Self... Oh!

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Yeah, that's what
a lion attack sounds like.

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(PANTING) This phone
ain't working right.

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I keep getting
attacked by lions.

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Well, you probably need to
set the ringtone to vibrate.

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I could do that for you.

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Uh, fine.

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Make sure it vibrates
nice and strong.

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I don't wanna miss any calls.

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You got it.

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Oh, I forgot to ask you.

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Did you want the
"Acquaintances and Kin" plan?

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Barbara prefers
the "Gimme and Go" plan.

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Now, gimme that.

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And that's why I recommend
a 57% increase
in threatening people

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-while yelling!
-(PHONE VIBRATES)

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Whoa! (SCREAMING)

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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy!
Mommy, Daddy, Mommy!

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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy!
Mommy, Daddy, Mommy!

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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy!

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(PHONE VIBRATES)

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(PHONE VIBRATING)

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(BEES BUZZING)

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I wanna return this phone!

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Well, I can take this back,

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but everyone will see you
using an older model.

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If that's what you want.

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No! Oh, wait!

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(GRUNTS)

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All right! Fine!

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Then fix it so it's perfect.

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I don't understand
why you're having issues.

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That never happens
to new technology.

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But, it looks like your
vibration is set too high.

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There you go.

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If I have to come back
here again,

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I'll be filling out
a complaint

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and I won't be using a pen.

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-(PHONE VIBRATES)
-Yikes!

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Uh, hello?

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What? I won the sweepstakes?

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Why, yes, you did, sir.

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Now, to pick it up
you only need to...

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(MIMICS STATIC) Important...
(MIMICS STATIC) Arrive no
later than... (MIMICS STATIC)

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Hello? Hello?

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Wait, wait. I can't hear you.

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Can you hear me? How's this?

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-How's that?
-(CAT MEOWS)

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How about here?

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Frissin' frassin'
newfangled phone!

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Don't hang up! Don't hang up!
Don't hang up!

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Hello? Hello? Hello! Darn it
all, we was disconnected.

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Oh, maybe they'll call back.

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-(PHONE VIBRATES)
-Hello? Yeah, yeah, it's me.
I'm the sweepstakes winner.

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-(WIND BLOWING LOUDLY)
-(ECHOING) Hey! Can ya keep
it down? I'm on the phone.

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(PHONE VIBRATES AND MEOWS)

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(SCREAMS)

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I would like a refund.

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Of course. I'm sorry you're
not happy with our product.

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Oh, dear. Unfortunately,
this phone has water damage.

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I can't take it back.

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Why, this phone
is in perfect condition.

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I'll prove it. Ooh!
Wait, wait, I got it. Oh!

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I'm on the job. Ooh!

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Hello? I'd like to
phone a friend.

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(GROANS)

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Huh. Imagine that. I guess
the new version still has some
bugs in it. (LAUGHS)

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-(BELL RINGS)
-Next.

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-(SAM GROANS)
-(PUNCH THUDS)

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So, let me get this straight.

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You don't have enough strength
to carry your own food home?

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(CHATTERING)

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How have you even
survived for this long?

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(CHATTERS)

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Oh, you get suckers
to carry it for you.

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Oh, well, I see.

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Seriously, Squeaks, you've
gotta... What the?

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All right!

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What merry-go-round plastered
the forest with all
these ridiculous posters?

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(MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER)Rock Hardcase, that's who.

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(DANCE MUSIC THUMPING)

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♪ Pump it ♪

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All right, everyone.
Gather around.

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The name's Rock Hardcase and
I'm here to change your life

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with Jock Juice.

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(YAWNING)

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-Hey!
-Who, me?

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Are you having trouble
coming out of your shell?

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Are you too weak
to carry your own food home?

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Then you need Rock Hardcase's
Jammin' Jock Juice.

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Give me one week of workouts
and a steady diet of my
Jammin' Jock Juice,

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and you'll have the strength
to lift an elephant.

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(GRUNTS)

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The sad part is,
I can never forget this.

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Who wants to try it?

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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-(SQUEAKS CHATTERS)
-Squeaks!

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Great! A volunteer!

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Look at these skinny arms,
this flabby stomach.

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Clearly, this rabbit
has given up on himself.

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You need Jock Juice,
my friend.

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The only thing I need
are carrots.

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Oh, yeah? Can carrots help you
lift this huge elephant?

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Ow!

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Hey, make it look good.

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Oh! Oh! What is happening?
Oh, oh, my goodness.

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What strength.

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Look at that, folks.

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Jock Juice just helped
this weakling

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lift a whole elephant.

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Who wants some Jock Juice?

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♪ Pump it up ♪

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"Jock Juice contains
high fructose corn syrup,

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"dextrose, sucrose,
lactose intolerance,

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"xanthan gum, spearmint gum,
bubblegum,

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"canola oil, fishing oil
and oil oil.

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"Jock Juice has not
been proven to add
any muscle whatsoever.

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"So, if you're still reading
this label, you've been had."

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Rock Hardcase?
More like Rock Nutcase.

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Someone's gotta teach
that guy a lesson.

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♪ Work it ♪

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All right! Now that you've all paid,

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what's the first thing you do before you burn?

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Slug a can of Jock Juice.

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♪ Kick it up ♪

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All right, everybody, let's go!

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One and two and one and two and one and two and one...

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Hmm. This gives me an idea.

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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)Destroy the fat, ladies.

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(CLEARS THROAT) I said,

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(HIGHER VOICE)destroy the fat, ladies.

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Boy, this is quite
some modulator.

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(ROBOT VOICE) The only logical way to exterminate fat is to...

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(SCREAMS)
(SLOW VOICE) Move fast. Go as fast as you can.

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(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT)And drink your Jock Juice.

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Drink more than one, you wee babies.

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(FEMALE VOICE) And work your arms and your legs

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and especially your kootchie-kootchies.

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(AS BARRY WHITE) Make sure to take a break between sets,

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light some candles, and put on some smooth jazz.

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-What the...
-(MODULATOR BUZZES)

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(IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)Put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!

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(NORMAL VOICE)I'm Rock Hardcase and I'm a fraud.

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All right, rabbit. Game on!

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Yikes!

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Just in time, Doc.

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Race you to the top.

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(PANTING)

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Keep going, Doc.
You almost got me.

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You know what your problem is,
Rock? You're too wound up.

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Whoa!

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Sometimes you've
just got to let things go.

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(GRUNTS)

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-You'll never catch me, bub!
-Oh, yes, I will.

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(GROWLS)

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Aha! Now I... Huh?

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Hey, how 'bout a little
privacy.

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I was taking a shower
in there.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off to a party.

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-(PARTY HORNS BLOWING)
-You weren't invited.

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-Gotcha!
-(SHRIEKS) Get out!

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Come on, Squeaks. Let's
get out of this jock joint.

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ROCK: You!

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(SQUEAKS SQUEAKING)

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Who's laughing now?

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You weaklings!

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(GROANS)

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(IN FEEBLE VOICE)
Now, trust me, folks.
Jock Juice really does work.

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Guess Rock was more
like a pebble.

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Well, I bought
a gym membership.

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Yeah, what do we do now?

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Now, this is the workout
that I prefer.

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How're you guys holdin' up
over there?

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Mmm. Mmm.

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That's what I call crunches.

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-(CRUNCHES)
-(SQUEAKS LAUGHS)