(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
(SIREN WAILING)
GAME VOICE:Player CarrotChrome126
has vanquished the dragon. Proceed to the castle
and save the princess.
Oh, yeah. I've never gotten this far.
-(BEEPING) -What the...
GAME VOICE:Reloading. System error. Virus detected.
Huh? What happened to my game? Where did it go?
(LAUGHING) Playtime's over.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
What did you do to my game?
Come on, you never had game to begin with.
Why you little...
Don't be mad, I'm just bugging you.
(LAUGHING AND EXCLAIMING)
Time to make this virus go airborne.
(MUTTERING)
(SCREAMING)
Time to take out the trash.
(GRUNTING)
You can't get rid of this virus that easily,
CarrotChrome126.
-Oh, yeah? -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Hey, two can play at that game.
What in the World Wide Web?
(BEEPING)
Ah, what's up, documents?
Hidin' in my picture folder, eh?
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING)
Whoa! Looks like I've got an infectious personality.
(LAUGHING)
Look at all these boring photos.
Those were all my live-action role-playing photos.
(LAUGHING)
There's lots more I can destroy.
Ooh! I wonder what music is in here.
-(GASPS) -Hey!
She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain?
Old MacDonald?
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
♪ Ee I ee I oh! ♪
Hey Diddle Diddle?
♪ Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle,
♪ The cow jumped over the... ♪
Wheels on the Bus? Ah, not this one.
I can't stand this song.
Oh, no, you don't. No one messes with
Wheels on the Bus.
Ooh! What're you gonna do now?
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
Skip to my Lou?
Meet me in St. Louis, Louis?
-Ah-ha! -(LAUGHING)
Nice choice, genius.
What are you gonna do? (LAUGHING)
Please don't hit me with that teeny-tiny...
-(EXCLAIMING) -(GLASS SHATTERING)
Oh, no, you don't.
We're just getting started.
(SCREAMING)
I'm in the mainframe. Now better stay alert, Bugsy-boy.
(VIRUS MUNCHING)
(BURPS) Hmm, tastes like tax returns.
Let's see. A bit of PIN numbers,
a slice of emergency contact info,
a pinch of compressed TIFF,
and for desert, cookies!
(MUNCHING)
My files! Hey, what do you think you're doing?
I'm having a byte to eat.
You know, starve a code, feed a fever.
(MUNCHING)
-All right. -(SCREAMING)
This has gone on long enough.
You may be the virus, but I'm the cure.
(LAUGHING)
I'm going viral.
(EXCLAIMING)
Looks like you got swept away by the torrent.
(EXCLAIMING)
(PANTING)
There's only one way to go.
One, two, three.
(VIRUS LAUGHING)
I've almost destroyed your entire computer.
In a few seconds, there'll be nothing left.
(LAUGHING)
I know one thing that's still working.
-Yeah, right. -Let me show you.
(BUGS EXCLAIMING)
(GRUNTS) No!
♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round
I hate that song. Let me at it.
Where is that? (GRUNTS)
-(MUSIC STOPS) -Ah, there, I stopped it.
I think you'll find this version to be contagious.
-(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) -(GRUNTING AND EXCLAIMING)
(SCREAMING)
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round
♪ Round and round, round and round
♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round
♪ All day long
♪ The babies on the bus go "wah, wah, wah"
♪ The babies on the bus go "wah"
♪ All day long ♪
That takes care of that. Now to find my way outta here.
Ow! Now who could've... Huh?
Oh, no, you don't. Hey, let me go.
Whoo-hoo-hoo, wait a minute, doc.
(SCREAMING)
BUGS: Who is responsible for this?
Let me outta here.
(CHUCKLES)
Ah, rich, dark crude. (SNIFFING)
An earthy Texan bouquet
with an Alaskan profile. (CHATTERING)
It's perfect.
Once I steal every last drop of this
I'll be set for life.
Come on, Ivana, let's get out of here as fast as we can.
-(BEEPING) -(GASPS) Intruder.
Whoo-hoo! Burning Hare Festival.
I made it. A weeklong celebration
devoted to music, art and nocturnal desert exploration.
I have my flashlight, glow sticks, sparklers.
I'm all set.
All the equipment is here,
but the sculpture garden isn't set up yet.
Ah, well, it's never quite the same as the brochure.
Guess I'll get started.
Imagination unleashed,
so primitive, so beautiful.
Getting reconnected with the beauty of Mother Earth.
That's what Burning Hare is all about.
(EXCLAIMING)
Life, imitating art.
What are you? (CHATTERING TEETH)
A spy? Activist? Prospector? (CHATTERING TEETH)
Greetings, fellow burner. Are you in charge?
As long as I'm early, I'll help you set up.
Early? Look, I don't know who you are,
but stay out of my way. (CHATTERING TEETH)
All right, lady, no need to get crude.
Actually, that's exactly the idea.
(BEEPS)
BUGS: Oh, wow! I can't see. Wait, my glow stick.
Whee! Whee!
That was great.
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Burning Hare is famous for its music installations.
(BUBBLING)
(AIR WHOOSHING)
I'm loving this.
But, Burning Hare is all about being part of the experience.
(CLANKING)
-(BEEPS) -(RHYTHMIC METAL CLANKING)
(ALARM BUZZING)
(GRUNTS)
Stop, drop the wrenches.
Awesome lyrics.
♪ Stop, drop the wrenches Stop, drop the wrenches
♪ Stop, drop the wrenches ♪
(GRUNTS)
(CLICKS)
(MACHINERY WHIRRING)
-Stop! -(YELPS)
-No, no. -Burning Hare, baby!
(EXCLAIMING)
I will not let this squeaky wheel mess up this heist for me.
(BEEPS)
-(GASPS AND MUMBLES) -Whee! (LAUGHING)
Whoo-hoo!
Only at Burning Hare, are you encouraged
to be part of the artwork.
-(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) -Whee!
(GRUNTING)
Time to go full bore. (CHATTERING TEETH)
(EXCLAIMING)
(GRUNTS)
(ALARM BUZZING)
Huh? (GRUNTS)
Time to leave my mark on this festival.
Yes.
Closer.
(CLANKING)
Come on.
Whew!
(BEEPING)
(LAUGHING) Yes. (CHATTERING TEETH)
(GASPS)
Huh? No!
-(GRUNTS) -What is this?
Oh, hey. Behold my masterpiece.
It's beautiful.
(SIGHS) Now, this is what I am talking about.
We're really one with the land now.
Flashlight. Glow stick. Sparkler
(EXCLAIMS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GASPS) Now, that's a Burning Hare.
I, I've lost everything.
Don't you mean you found everything?
I mean, you'll rember this day forever.
Yes.
Yes, I will.
(WHIMPERING)
Glow stick?
(SOBBING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪