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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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Water slides, wave pools,
perfect weather...

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(CHATTERING)

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(SIGHS)

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(EXCITED MURMUR)

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Hello, ladies. After you.

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-Me first.
-Sheesh...

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Come on, Squeaks. Let's go
find a place to sit, huh?

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(SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT)

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-These two chairs are perfect.
-(ALL LAUGHING
AND PLAYING)

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Me first.

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Squeaks, I know
I promised you

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a fun day at Splash World.

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But we need to address
the elephant seal

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in the room first.

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Hey, who do you think you are,

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pushin' us into the water,

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then stealin'
our chairs like that?

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I'm Slugsworthy the First.

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Like my father before me
and his father before him,

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Slugsworthys are always first.

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These are my chairs
'cause I saw them first.

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Uh, just 'cause you
saw them first,

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doesn't mean they're yours.

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Oh, gee, I hadn't realized.

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Let me make it up to you.

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(CRIES IN ANGUISH)

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(SQUEAKS GASPS)

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You can go first, Squeaks.

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Sorry, gents,
but it's my turn.

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-What are you talkin'...
-I'm a leader,
not a follower, rabbit.

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Me first. Whee!

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(LAUGHS) Whee!

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(WHISTLES)

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(LAUGHS)

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I'm chafing! Now I'm burning!

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Now, I'm chafing and burning!

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I got first-degree burns.

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(SCREAMS)

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Wait till I get my... Whoa.

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-Babes. Hello, ladies.
-(BOTH GASP)

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Who wants the honors
of rubbing sunscreen

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all over this beautiful body?

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-BOTH: Ew.
-Hey.

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Well, their loss. I would've
done it first, anyway.

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Hmm, where's that sunscreen?

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Right here.

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(SIZZLING)

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(SNIFFS) Hmm.

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Is that a coffee-glazed ham?

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(SCREAMING)

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Man, I was really bacon.

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That Slugsworthy is
somethin' else, eh, Squeaks?

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(SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY)

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This is your favorite part
of the park?

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-Move it.
-Look out!

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Oh, my God!

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(THUDS)

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Oh, man. I love water cannons.

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(LONG GASP)

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A-ha!

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(LAUGHING)

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Oh, no, I'm so scared
of your teeny-tiny squirt gun.

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(CHORTLES) Tell you what,

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this time, and this time only,

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I'll let you go first.

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Take your best shot.

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Oh, that's convenient.

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(BEEPS)

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(WHIRRING)

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(SPUTTERING)

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(GROANS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(GROANING)

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I'm sure his lips
are sealed. Get it?

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(LAUGHS AND GROANS)

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Nobody makes a fool
of Slugsworthy the First

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without getting
my permission first.

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(WHIMPERING) Squeaks.

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(SQUEAKS CHATTERS)

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Huh?

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Huh? (GROWLS)

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Huh? Huh? Huh?

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-Ready, Squeaks?
-(CHATTERS)

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Yoo-hoo.

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(SQUEAKS)

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Ha-ha. Now, I got you... Whoa!

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This is a bad first.

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Let's get 'em, boys!

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(ALL GIGGLING)

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Oh, no. (SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(ALL LAUGHING AND PLAYING)

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Look at that, Squeaks.

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I can honestly say
that's a first.

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(BOTH SIGH)

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Welcome, madame.

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Ahem, the specials, please.

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Just the specials.

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Of course. May I recommend
the steak, madame?

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It has been gently massaged
by seven shiatsu masters.

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No, I'd eaten that before.

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How about a thousand-year-old
quail's egg?

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With baby field greens grown
in zero gravity

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-on the international
space station?
-Eaten it.

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Have you had
the Harvard-educated unicorn

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in 30-karat-gold sauce,

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stuffed with crisp
thousand dollar bills?

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Eaten it! Eaten it! Eaten it!

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Query, what haven't I eaten?

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-QUERY: Rabbit.
-That's what I want.

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But, madam, rabbit
is the only thing
we do not have.

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Query, find me the wildest,
freshest rabbit in town.

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QUERY: Get out of your chair.

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-Walk 30 feet to door. -(DOOR OPENS)

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(RUSH OF TRAFFIC)

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(CAR HORN BLARING)

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Turn right on Sixth Avenue.

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In 14,577 feet turn left at Albuquerque.

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(SALIVATING
AND CHATTERING)

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(GROANING AND GRUMBLING)

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I'm hungry, too, Squeaks.

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But without our manners,

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we're no better than animals.

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There. Now, we can eat.

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QUERY: You have arrived.

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And you are?

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I'm here for the rabbit.

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-Sorry, lady, but we're
just about to...
-(SNIFFING)

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-Hey!
-(GULPS)

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-What do you think
you are doing?
-(CHOMPING)

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Done. Now clear this away
and bring me a menu.

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(SQUEAKING AND CHATTERING)

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If you're looking
for a restaurant,

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you've come to
the wrong place.

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QUERY: This is the right place.

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Now, look, the only thing
left in the world

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-that I haven't eaten
is rabbit.
-(GASPS)

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I'm not leaving...

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-(GROWLING)
-...until I've had
all the rabbit I can stand.

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-(WHIMPERS)
-Why didn't she say so?

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If rabbit is what you want,

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rabbit you'll get.

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But first, a person
of your eating expertise

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will no doubt require
a battery of appetizers

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to prepare the palette.

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-Huh?-Voila!

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Ugh! What is all this?

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We have a side of aged
cherry yogurt reduction

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with a dusting
of coffee grounds
and sofa crumbs...

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-Ugh!
-...besides some decomposed
cantaloupe rinds

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in a ketchup glaze, served

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-over a bit of crisp
gas station receipts.
-(GAGGING)

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-Finally, room temperature
fat trimmings...
-Ugh.

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...wrapped in a vinegar-soaked
paper towel,

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all covered
in previously live ants.

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(GAGGING)

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Bon appetit!

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These appetizers
aren't fresh at all.

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Now, let's have that rabbit,

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and I want to see it
before it's prepared.

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(HOARSELY) I want it fresh.

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You won't
be disappointed, ma'am.

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I personally vouch
for the rabbit.

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Pleased to meet you, doc.

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(KISSES)

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Oh. Hello.

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What you're getting here
is premium Grade A rabbit.

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I see a therapist twice a week

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and drink nothing
but mineral water.

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I teach Pilates,
and my credit score is 836.

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Well, that all
sounds exceptional.

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Don't worry about me.

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I volunteered for this.

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It's an honor to serve.

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(SOBBING)

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But I've only got
one favor to ask.

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It's my mom, you see.
I'm all she's got.

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Would you mind checkin'
on her now and then?

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Of course,
it's the least I can do.

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You're a real piece of work.

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I think I'm ready now.

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(BOTH WAILING)

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-BUGS: I'm getting warmer.
-(GASPS)

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-I'm getting warmer. Oh...
-(WHIMPERING)

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BUGS: That's hot!

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(CRYING)

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I'm almost done now.

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(BOTH GIGGLING)

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Here I go!

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-Going, going, gone.
-No!

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-(LAUGHING)
-Rabbit, please for...

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Oh! This is the worst
restaurant I've ever been to.

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Where's the manager?

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I'm not telling.

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Query, where is the...

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Uh, Query?
Did you see my phone?

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-Is this it?
-(GROWLS)

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Query. Find me the manager
of this restaurant.

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BUGS: (ON PHONE)Proceed 10 steps.

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Open the refrigerator.

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(WHISPERING) Nicely done,
Squeaks.

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The old switcheroo.

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BUGS: Eat a jar of mayonnaise.

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-Um, this will take me
to the manager's office?-Yes.

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(GULPS)

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Proceed to exit.

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In 20 feet, eat a fried pickle.

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(CHEWS AND GULPS)

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-(GAGGING)-Continue 30 feet to food trucks.

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Proceed to drink the grease traps of each truck.

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(GULPING)

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00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,270
(GROANING)

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Take a spin on the carnival ride.

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(GAGGING)

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(GAGGING LOUDLY)

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(VOMITS)

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-(GROANING)-Proceed 30 feet to destination.

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Arriving at destination.

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(GROANS)

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How can I help you, madame?

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(GAGGING)

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Ah, yes, the rabbit.

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We'd like to make this right

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by offering you
the full rabbit dinner

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free of charge.

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No, I just... Check, please.

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-(THUDS)
-Thank you.

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-And here's your phone.
-(GROANS)

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Whenever you're ready, sir.

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-Keep the change.
-(GASPS) Merci, Monsieur.

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Don't mention it, my good man.

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After all,
without our manners,

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we're just animals.

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(CLINKING)