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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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Hey there! Ted Tucker here,
nature survivalist.

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Because I'm awesome
and because I feel like it,

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I am finally
documenting my genius

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for you lazy viewers at home.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
nature calls.

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(SNIFFING)

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-(LAUGHING)
-(PANTS ZIPPING)

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Uh-oh.

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As I was saying,

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I've been going on
month-long wilderness
expeditions for years.

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But the time has come for me

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to pass some of
my wisdom onto you.

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Now, in past expeditions,
I've drank my own tears,

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outran a puma with an
unexpected weight in my pants,

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and one time,
I almost starved,
so I ate a family of rabbits.

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Huh?

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-That's right.
A family of rabbits.
-What the...

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The number one rule
of wilderness survival

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is finding a suitable
campsite.

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(EXCLAIMS) What was that?

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(CHUCKLING)
This is gonna be fun.

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The first thing you wanna do
is build yourself a shelter.

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Now, I'm gonna show you

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an easy way to
build a lean-to.

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Just stack a bunch of
sticks and branches

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against a fallen log,
like this.

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And wham-o!

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You got yourself
a safe and sturdy lean-to.

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(GRUNTS) I'm okay.

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(GRUNTING)

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Okay, okay, I know
what I did wrong.

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Last time, I didn't make sure

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the branches extended
far enough over the log.

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Look at how sturdy it is now.

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I'll be protected from
the elements in no time...

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(SCREAMS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(STRAINED GRUNTING)

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Step two of setting up your
lean-to is to set up a tent.

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Now, this tent will provide me
adequate shelter

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from nature's
nighttime elements.

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Getting proper rest
is very important,

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so I'm gonna turn in
a little early.

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-(HOWLING)
-What was that?

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(HOWLING CONTINUES)

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(SHUDDERING)

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Since we're miles
from any drinkable water,

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I've collected almost
a full cup of sweat
from sandwich baggies

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I strategically placed
in the ling of my clothing.

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Now, I just need to boil it
to make it drinkable.

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(GRUNTS)

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Eureka!

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(STAMMERING) What was that?

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No, no, no, no, no, no!

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(SLURPING)

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(CHOKES)

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I'm going to perish out here.

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(SOBBING)

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Remember,
"A family of rabbits".

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If you're rations
are running low,

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you can live off the land.

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Now, you wouldn't want
to eat these berries.

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These cause dry mouth,
nausea, and diarrhea.

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So, I'm off to find some
edible blueberries to eat.

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(CHUCKLING)

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(SLURPING) Mmm.

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Delicious... Oh!

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(HOARSELY) These berries
shouldn't cause dry mouth.

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(GRUNTING)

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(IMITATING CHICKEN)

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(SHUDDERING)

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Morning!
(STRAINED CHUCKLE)

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Today, I'm gonna show you
how to set up an animal trap

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using a few simple knots.

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Few simple...
(GRUNTING FRUSTRATINGLY)

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Ah. And there we go.

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Just rember, these
traps are super sensitive,

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even the slightest movement
can set it off.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(GRUNTING)

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(STRAINING) Now,
the most important thing

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to rember in
a situation like this

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is to be as calm and
collected as possible.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(SOBBING)

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(SNORING)

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-(SAWING)
-(GRUNTS)

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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.
Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.
Mommy, Daddy.

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(SNORING)

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Shh.

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BUGS: Coochie-coochie-coo!

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(EXCLAIMS) What the...

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Whee!

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Who's there?

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-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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(PANTING)

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-(SCREAMING)
-(GROWLING)

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(SCREAMING)
Oh! Just get it over with!

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Hmm. Maybe I'm being
a little too hard on this guy.

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TED: I'm so hungry.

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I sure could go for a family
of rabbits right about now.

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No, I'm not.

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(SHIVERING)

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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.
Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.

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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy.
Mommy, Daddy.

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If you feel you've been
out in the woods too long

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and nature wants
to destroy you,

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you can always
build a signal fire.

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Come on! (GRUNTING)

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I can't take it anymore!

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(SCREAMING)

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BUGS: It was sure nice of him

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to leave all his
cameras behind,

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so I could
edit this together.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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(HUMMING)

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(SCREAMS) Oh, the horror!

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You fellas are scary.

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A mummy and a pirate.

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And what are you
supposed to be, fella?

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I'm an imp.

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An imp, huh?
Never heard of it.

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Well, enjoy
the treats, fellas.

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Happy Halloween.

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Have a "ghoul" time.
(CHUCKLING)

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Don't let me catch you
"goblin" too much candy.

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And stay warm.
You wouldn't want
to start a "coffin".

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What a cute bunch
of Halloweenies.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Finally, All Hallows' Eve,

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the night in which
we all deceive.

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And I, Impkin,
the Pumpkin King,

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mayhem and mischief
I will bring.

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(CHUCKLING)

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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Showtime!

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Happy Hallow...

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Hey, it's the imp again.

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Didn't you get enough
the first time around?

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Trick or trick?

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Actually,
it's "trick or treat".

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I said trick or...

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(MANIACAL VOICE) Trick.

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Come on, kid,
don't be greedy.

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You're taking all the fun
out of Halloween.

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(GASPS)

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-The nerve of that kid.
-(EGGS SPLATTERING)

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Hey, kid, don't you think

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you're taking
all this too far?

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Give me that mask!

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Hmm. Maybe
this isn't that kid.

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(GROANS)

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Ugh! Hey, let me in!

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Why, that little...

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Huh?

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(CHUCKLING) Oopsies!

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No! Not my comic books!

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-(CHUCKLING)
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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-Hey, open up.
-Yes?

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Look, I don't know who you
think you are, but listen...

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No costume, no talkie.

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Voila!

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Are you happy now?

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You didn't say,
"Trick or treat".

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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Huh?

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-Trick or treat.
-IMPKIN: Too classic.

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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Not scary enough.

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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Too scary.

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Too grim.
Too goosey-goosey.

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Too stiff. Too nursery rhyme.

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Too tight.

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Oh, come on,
you're not even trying!

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No matter what I do,
this mischievous imp

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just doesn't want
to play along.

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Hmm. Play along...
That's it!

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Good luck keeping
your sweatpants up now.

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-(CLATTERING)
-Hmm?

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Hey, what do you
think you're doing?

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I'm turning over a new leaf.

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I mean, it's Halloween.

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We all should be causing
a little mischief.

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You think you can
out-mischief me,

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Impkin, the Pumpkin King?

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Come here, and let me
show you how it's done.

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BUGS: Oh, man! I love what
you've done with the place.

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But I thought you were
supposed to cause mischief
not make improvements.

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Huh? What?

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You want mischief?
I'll give you mischief!

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Let's see how you like this.

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Mischief! Yeah!

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(GRUNTING)

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-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
-(CHUCKLING)

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I just deleted
your entire music library.

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And I destroyed my novel,

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that I'd been writing
for the past 15 years.

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Oh, yeah? What about this?

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BUGS: Oh, yeah?
Well, what about this?

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(GRUNTS)

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Pumpkins, hear me,
mischief I weave,

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roll to me this Hallows' Eve.

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Hokey-spokey, little chant.

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-Clearly, you're out of ideas.
-Oh, you'll see.

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Oh, you'll see the inside
of a mop bucket.

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You're cleaning up this house.

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Now what in the pumpkins...

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Are those guys
all here for you?

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Actually, they're
all here for you.

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Come in. Come in.

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Lickety-splickety,
turn with the tide,

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change to spiders
and become my ride.

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(CHUCKLES)
Get him, my children.

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(SHUDDERS)

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(SCREAMS)

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Yes! Yes!

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This way,
you little web-spinners.

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(LAUGHING)

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Yes! Hey, don't touch the hat!

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Hey, what are you doing?
I'm in here.

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You tricked me!

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You win.

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Pumpkin minions,
toil and trouble,

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return to your patches
on the double.

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Be a good bunny
and cut me free.

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I guess I should apologize

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for deleting all of your
Bossa Nova albums.

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What do you think
you're doing?

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(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)

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See you later.

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Oh, hey, you forgot your...

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Magic hat.

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Hmm. Don't mind if I do.

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Carrots, hear me,
mischief I weave,

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come to me,
this Hallows' Eve.

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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

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Well, it was worth a shot.

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(DOOR CLOSING)

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BUGS: (SCREAMING)
Get out! Get out!

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(NORMAL VOICE)
Wait. You can stay.

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪