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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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Ah, a beautiful day for...

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TANIA: Watch out, Leslie.

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-MAN: Try to keep up, Leslie.
I need you to hold these.
-(GROANS)

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(WHINING) But I wanna play.
I want a silver jacket.

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TANIA: (SCOFFS) You're not
silver-jacket caliber, Leslie.

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We figured you'd just
tag along, you know?
You're the caddie.

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But I'm the vice president
of the company.

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TANIA: If you wanna tee it up
with the big dogs,
Leslie, get a partner

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and let's play!

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(SCOFFS) You're on, Tania.

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Now, I just got to find
someone I can beat
the pants off of,

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get that jacket
and start to get taken
seriously around here.

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BUGS: Hmm.

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This miniature golf course
ain't so miniature.

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Where are all the windmills,
the waterfalls, the clown
with the giant mouth?

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(LOUDLY) Excuse me!

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Oh, there he is.

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I couldn't help noticing
that you seem to be
all by your lonesome.

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Would you care to join me
and my colleagues
in a foursome?

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Oh, how kind! I'd be happy to.

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Excellent!
We're all about to tee off.

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Well, look at me! Just arrived
and already making friends.

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I found a fourth!

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Looks like I'm playing for
that silver jacket now, Tania.

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TANIA: Very well, Leslie.
You two are up first.

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All right,
I'll be using the orange ball.

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We don't play
with colored balls,
they're all white.

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Well, that's silly.
Now, how do you know
which one is yours?

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So, where's the hole?

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Look, way over there.

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That's the hole.

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Guess I'll just have
to really lay into it.

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Oh! This is going
to be too easy.

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Hey, right in the hole!

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MAN: Looks like he's gunning
for that silver jacket
of yours, Leslie.

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(TANIA AND MAN LAUGHING)

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If you hit this one
straight in,
that's called a triple bogey.

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Ah, wait, never mind.

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Once you're over
eight strokes,
there's no cute name for it.

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(GRUNTS) I don't need
to hear it, rabbit!

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Look, Leslie,
it says how the scoring
works right here.

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Get off me, rabbit!

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(WHIZZING)

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Nice, Les, you really
got a hold of that one.

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LESLIE: I'll show him.

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He can't win
if he can't finish the game.

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Let's see that big-ear buffoon
get out of this quagmire.

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Oh, rabbit! Beware.
This one doglegs
a bit to the left.

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Thanks, doc.

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(SLOSHES)

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Hey, I got it into
that sand-trap thingy.
How many points is that?

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Oh, a whole lot!
Now, go hit it out of there.

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This is gonna be good.

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(SLOSHING)

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(EXCLAIMS) What? Oh, come on!

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You good for nothing...

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-Maybe you didn't
add enough water.
-(SOBBING)

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-(BUBBLING)
-LESLIE: (GARGLING) Right...

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TANIA:
Only a couple more holes
to pull ahead of Bugs

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if you want that jacket,
Leslie. (SNICKERS)

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Then, I'd better
make it count.

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I don't know if this
should be considered a sport,

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but I'm having a great time.

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You know what, Bugs?
Why don't you go first?

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I already set your tee up
and everything.

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(SLURPS)

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(MOANS)

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(SWISHES)

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BUGS: Huh...

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Hmm...

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(SCREAMS) Just hit it,
would ya?

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(SHUSHING)

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(SWISHES)

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(SWISHES)

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Oh, for crying out loud!
Give me that!

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I'll show you how it's done!

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-(GRUNTS)
-(EXPLODES)

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-(SCREAMING)
-(RICOCHETS)

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(LESLIE GROANS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(GROANING)

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-(WHIPS)
-(GROANS)

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BUGS: So, then I says,

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"Maybe you just need
a little hair at the front!"

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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MAN: Oh, it's nice
to have someone with
a sense of humor out here.

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That silver jacket is mine!

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(WHIRRING)

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BUGS: Huh?

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(PEOPLE GASP)

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-(GROANS)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(CLANKS)

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How's my driving, rabbit?

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-(WHIZZING)
-(TANIA GASPS)

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-(BUGS GASPS)
-(CLUBS CLATTERING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(LESLIE SCREAMING)

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-(GROANS)
-BUGS: Yikes!

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No one gets the best
of Leslie P. Lily...

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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(SCREAMING)

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(GROANS AND SWALLOWS)

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-(LESLIE CHOKING)
-Don't panic!

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-I'm here for you, pal!
-(LESLIE GAGS)

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TANIA: Good grief, Bugs!
Another eagle!

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That's gotta be
a course record.

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MAN: I cannot think of anyone
who deserves the silver jacket
more than you!

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Don't you agree, Leslie?

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-Sheesh! I just came out here
to have a little fun!
-(LESLIE STRAINING)

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And, now, I'm going home
with this ugly silver jacket.

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(SCREAMING GIBBERISH)

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"Carry my bags, Lilylegs.
Just hit it!"

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Nobody gets
the best of Leslie P.

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(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

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-(SCREAMING GIBBERISH)
-Don't worry, Leslie.

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The nice man will fit you
with a special jacket
of your very own!

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LESLIE: I love this game!

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(SCREAMING) You're fired!

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You aren't cleaning
fast enough.

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Here, at Happy Hartles
Hamburger House,
we do everything fast!

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And you!
You're just standing there!

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WOMAN: But there aren't
any customers.

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Whose fault is that?
You're fired, too! Get out!

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Get out, get out!
Out, out, out, out!
You're fired!

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-You're fired!
-But I don't even work here.

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Great! Then you're hired!

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Oh, your timing
couldn't be better.

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(SOBBING) All of my employees
deserted me.

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That's one way
of looking at it.

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They've abandoned me to tend
to the highest of standards

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and the questionable quality
my daddy demanded

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when he first opened
Happy Hartles Hamburger Hut

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over 35 years ago.

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May he rest in grease.

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Eh... Uh...

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So, what do you say?
Do you have what it takes
to serve at the Hamburger Hut?

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Oh, I'll make sure
you get served.

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Oh! That makes Happy
very happy.

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You're really saving my buns.
First, you'll need a uniform.

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Here's your vest!
Are you familiar with
Happy Hartles Hamburger Hut,

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-where we make fast food fast?
-BUGS: Fast.

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That's right!
I'm Happy, son of Harry.

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I was raised
on the Hamburger Hut.
(CHUCKLING)

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You don't say.

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Here's your hat. (SIGHS)

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This place is dedicated
to the standards

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set by my daddy Harry Hartle.

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You don't wanna let
Daddy down.

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This guy has
some serious issues.

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Just rember
to welcome the guest,
be polite, take their order,

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upsell if you can,
make correct change,
give them their items,

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and end with our signature
sendoff, "Where we make
fast food fast!"

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Oh, and I almost forgot
the most important part
of your uniform.

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-A smile.
-(BELL RINGS)

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Ooh! Here comes
your first customer.
You're on!

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Uh, welcome
to the Hamburger Hut.

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-(WHISPERS) More energy!
-Welcome to the Hamburger Hut.

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(WHISPERS)
"Happy Hartles Hamburger Hut."

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Welcome to Happy Hartles
Hamburger Hut.
So, what do you want?

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(WHISPERS)
"What can we do for ya?"

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Ah, I'll be shadowing
him today,

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he's a bit slow
on the uptake.
(CHUCKLES)

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Perhaps you're interested
in one of our more
expensive items.

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They also happen
to have the most calories, so,
you know, it's a lose-lose.

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No! Welcome to Happy Hartles
Hamburger Hut,

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now, how can we make you
happy today?

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The number two, please.

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Ah! A Hartle-tack burger.

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Excellent choice.
There you go!

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Thanks for coming
to Happy Hartles Hamburger Hut

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where we make happy! (LAUGHS)

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Now, that's how it's done!

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Think you can get that
through your thick skull?

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This isn't neuroscience!
That's one strike.

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Two more and you're fired,
you big-eared buffoon!

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-(BELL RINGS)
-Uh?

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Hello. Welcome to
Happy Hartles Hamburger Hut.

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My granddaughter here
would like something
healthy and delicious.

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I'm sorry, doc,
but I don't think we have
either of those things.

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GRANDMOTHER:
Well, we'll just look
for another restaurant

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to spend
our disposable income.

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Let me be the first
to apologize

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that we were unable
to meet your needs here
at Happy Hartles,

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so here's a coupon
for a free condiment

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on your next visit
to the Hamburger Hut,

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where we make happy!

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All right!
That's strike two!
What are you, daft?

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Why can't you
just do what you're told?

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Happy,
I just thought that I was...

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-Just do your job
and make it happy!
-(BELL RINGS)

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Twenty-eight super hungry
softball champions
coming your way!

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Sorry, fellas!
Real bad septic issue.
We're closed for the day.

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(GRUNTING ANGRILY)

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Oh, okay!
We'll never come back.

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(BELL RINGS)

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I bet that's strike three!

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(SCREAMS) Why you...

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Bet you can't catch up!

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-Speaking of ketchup...
-(SQUIRTS)

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-(BUGS GASPS)
-(SPLATTERS)

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-Strike one!
-(GRUNTS)

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-Strike two!
-(GRUNTS)

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-(GROWLING)
-(KISSES)

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-(GRUNTS)
-(WHIZZES)

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(THUMPS)

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(HAPPY GRUNTS)

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-(GROANS)
-BUGS: Ooh, hey!

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You look like my friend Patty!

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So, you want
a food fight, huh?

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-(SPITS)
-(SWISHES)

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(RICOCHETING)

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(OOZING)

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(GARGLING)

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(GRUNTS)

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BUGS: Well, I was hoping
that would shake ya.

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(HAPPY STRUGGLING)

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-This ought to do the trick.
In you go!
-(SCREAMS)

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Look! I made a small fry!
(LAUGHS)

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-(SCREAMING)
-(BUGS SHRIEKS)

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(GROANS)

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(STERNLY) Happy...

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(GASPS)
Daddy, I thought you...

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Never you mind, Happy Hartle!

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I'm not happy, Happy!

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Is this how
you treat my legacy?

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-Look at this grill.
This is filthy!
-(SIZZLING)

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Not for long, Daddy.

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And who is minding
all these orders?

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(STRAINING)

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-No one is working
the cash register.
-(TAPPING)

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BUGS: Still filthy!
These orders are piling up!

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No one's minding the register!

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00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,386
Still backed up
on these orders!

238
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,890
Foods are burning!
Stay on the register!

239
00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:25,025
(OUT OF BREATH) Eh, what...
What do you want?

240
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,460
-(THUDS)
-Smile!

241
00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:28,796
It's the most important part
of your uniform!

242
00:10:28,863 --> 00:10:31,299
(MUMBLING) Welcome
to Happy Hartles House
and you...

243
00:10:31,366 --> 00:10:33,768
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-BUGS: These orders
are all wrong!

244
00:10:33,835 --> 00:10:36,604
What are you doing?
Redo these and get in here!

245
00:10:36,671 --> 00:10:38,472
This kitchen
isn't gonna clean itself!

246
00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:40,107
(STRUGGLING) Wha...

247
00:10:40,174 --> 00:10:41,275
(SCREAMS)

248
00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:43,677
(THUMPING)

249
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:46,413
(CREAKING)

250
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,481
(MEEKLY) Hug me, Daddy!

251
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,117
(THUMPS)

252
00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:53,287
(MUFFLED)
Our first hug, Daddy.

253
00:10:53,354 --> 00:10:54,989
Poor guy.
Somebody should've told him

254
00:10:55,056 --> 00:10:57,224
that fast food
ain't good for your health.

255
00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,059
(CHOMPS) Blugh!

256
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:02,276
This tastes terrible!

257
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:07,835
♪ Going down the rabbit hole

258
00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:11,438
♪ Where we're going no one knows

259
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,773
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,741
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪