(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
(BUGS HUMMING)
Huh? Whoo-hoo!
(STRAINING)
(CHATTERING)
(BUGS SHOUTING)
(BUG SHOUTING)
(SQUEAKS STRUGGLING)
Whoa! Squeaks is a lot stronger than I thought!
(PANTING)
(CHUCKLES) All right! All right!
Thanks for your concern, Mr. Eagle, I mean, Mr. Lion.
Eagle-Lion?
Hey! What the heck are you, anyway?
(CHATTERING)
Oh! You're a griffin! Half-eagle, half-lion.
I'm going to call you, Moive.
(TRUMPET BLARING)
(SQUAWKING)
It is I, Sir Little Chin!
And I'm in the midst of a griffin hunt!
Why do you want to hunt a griffin?
They seem real nice, and...
(TRUMPET BLARING)
Griffins are the most ferocious creatures on Earth!
I need help finding this griffin.
Then I can capture it and parade it about the kingdom.
Then I will finally be voted Knight of the Year!
So, by royal decree,
I officially make you two my deputies!
Come with me! Tally-ho!
Come on, Squeaks, this ought to kill four and a half minutes.
(VOCALIZING)
I've been told by many a liar
that I do a spot-on griffin call.
(VOCALIZING)
(SQUAWKING)
Aw, this griffin is so nice!
We got to think of something. Now, let's see!
Wait! Hang on. I got an idea!
-(VOCALIZING) -BUGS: Hey, Doc!
I think I found some griffin tracks!
Aside, knave!
Only the keenest of eye, with the King's training as his ally,
can detect the breed of creature
that has traversed this threshold!
(CHUCKLING)
Hmm... It's dark.
I can't see anything! I hear something, though.
It sounds like water.
Mother Nature, punctual as always.
-(RUMBLING) -(SIR LITTLE CHIN SCREAMING)
-(BUGS YELPING) -(GRIFFIN SQUAWKING)
(METALLIC RUMBLING)
(YELPS)
If you'll excuse me for a moment.
Hmm...
Hey, Doc, if you're trying to find a griffin,
you can't use that puny thing!
We got you a griffin-finding helmet!
SIR LITTLE CHIN: Griffin-finding helmet?
'Tis most splendid!
-I'll find that griffin in no time! -(BEES BUZZING)
Hmm! Me thinks this griffin-finding helmet is broken.
I cannot see a thing.
Actually, upon closer inspection,
I don't think this is a griffin-finding helmet at all!
I believe it's a beehive. Common mistake.
They do look a lot alike after all.
We're just lucky there weren't any bees in that hive.
-(BEES BUZZING) -Wow!
My beard has never looked so glorious!
Oh! Wait a second.
I don't even have a beard! These are bees!
These are bees on my face! (EXCLAIMING)
What a surprise. This guy is a buzzkill.
Finished. What did we build anyway?
'Tis a griffin decoy! Mmm!
A fake griffin that'll trick the real griffin into thinking he has found a mate!
(LAUGHING) When the real griffin lands to say, "Good 'morrow!"
Wha-bam-bo! I use my trusty flail to render the beast unconscious.
Now all you have to do is paint it.
If you need me, I'll be in my tent readingDamsel in Distress Digest.
(WHISTLING)
(SQUAWKING)
Moive, you gotta get out of here!
-That knight wants to bash your head in! -(BUGS AND SQUEAKS EXCLAIM)
(CHITTERING)
-Yikes! -(SQUEAKS CHATTERING)
I say! What is going on out... (GASPS)
That decoy looks amazing!
(WHISPERING SLOWLY) Don't move.
Oh, look at all the detail you've put into it!
Why! This almost feels like real lion fur!
And lo! Real eagle feathers!
Oh! Let's look inside!
And its breath, very realistic!
You know, I'd say this was a real griffin.
(LOUD SQUAWK)
That's a real griffin!
(EXCLAIMING) Prepare to be vanquished, foul beast!
Have at thee!
(EXCLAIMING)
(STRAINING)
(SQUAWKING)
No, no, no!
I'm trying to destroy you!
(SCREECHING)
(STUTTERING) Hey! Stop this no... (SCREAMING)
A-ha!
Now I've got you! Whoa!
Oh, stop! This is... Put me down!
I'm afraid of heights!
(SIR LITTLE CHIN SCREAMING)
(SOBBING) Please! Tell him to let me go!
You promise not to hunt any more griffins?
Oh, yes! Yes!
I vow never to hunt a griffin again!
Just, please! Please! Get me down!
Okay, but you gotta do me a favor first.
(SLURPING)
How's it coming with the painting?
Me thinks I am done!
(GRIFFIN SQUAWKING)
(SQUAWKING CONTINUES)
All right! All right, I'll give it a second coat.
Turns out, griffins are perfectionists.
-(GLASSES CLINKING) -(LOUD SQUAWK)
(SCOFFS) More like a hundred kazillion puzzle pieces.
Sheesh! This is going to take forever!
(ENERGY PULSATING)
You see, kids?
This is what happens to you if you don't keep a positive attitude.
Eureka!
What the... Oh, no! Not you again!
Get it? Ewe? E-W-E?
What is it this time? Dimensional space jumper?
Superhuman muscle maker? Pani press?
I have invented the time machine!
And you will accompany me on my travels!
Why me?
Uh, scientific exploration requires collaboration.
Plus, it's really scary, and I don't want to go alone! (EXCLAIMING)
I'm not going anywhere with you.
-(MACHINE POWERING UP) -It's working!
Ah, good! We didn't explode!
What? You mean, that was a possibility?
Where are we? Or better yet, when are we?
(LOUD FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(DR. CLOVENHOOF LAUGHING)
Lookie what I found!
I've always wanted to ride a dinosaur!
I'm riding it like a donkey! (CHUCKLING)
We're here because of that? Yikes!
(DINOSAURS ROARING)
T. rex!
(T. REX GROWLING)
No, a pachycephalo... (SCREAMING) T. rex! Run!
(BUGS SCREAMING)
(STAMMERING)
(BUGS PANTING)
And in the lead, there's Pea-sized Brain!
Followed closely behind by Tar Pit Party
and Extinction here, who are neck and neck!
Round out the pack are Tomorrow's Oil and Missing Link.
(GRUNTING)
Huh? Huh?
(ROARING)
Yikes!
(ROARING)
Come on, Doc! Get us home!
-(MACHINE POWERING UP) -(BUGS SCREAMING)
How many times do I have to tell you?
Boiling water does not make soup.
You need to add meat.
It's a miracle!
I thought you were gonna get us home!
We are home! This is home in 1630.
(GASPS) I've always wanted to be part of the first Thanksgiving!
I'm not sure if you noticed, Doc,
but we are the first Thanksgiving!
Let's get going!
Hmm, quite so.
-(BEEPING) -(ELECTRIC CRACKLING)
I'm telling the others you are a witch!
-Hey! The Old West! -(SALOON MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay! I've seen enough. Let's get out of here.
Now hold on, partner. I wanna order a sarsaparilla.
All right, now let me get this straight.
You created a machine so powerful
it flaunts the fundamental laws of physics,
folding the fabric of reality in on itself,
but you couldn't recreate the recipe
for an old-fashioned sodie pop?
It's all about the experience. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(GULPING)
Whoa! Ah, that's some good nostalgia!
It's hard to find, you know.
I say, we go now. Get us to the future.
Why? There's no reason to run.
The conflict in this region doesn't start
until the locals realize that there isn't any gold here.
ALL: What? No gold?
-(GUNSHOT) -Oh! Which happens to be right now.
-(LAUGHING) -(GUNSHOTS)
(MACHINE POWERING UP)
Where are we?
I think you mean, "When are we?"
(HISSING)
(BOTH GASPING)
(BLUBBERING)
Doc! Take us back to the present!
Happy to oblige! (EXCLAIMING)
(SPEAKING FICTIONAL LANGUAGE)
Doc? Why are we here?
I thought you said you were going to take us back to the present?
ALL: There they are! Fire!
I am! We have to first go back to every stage of time
before we return to the present. (EXCLAIMING)
Okay! So why aren't we going anywhere?
I just wanted to get a little cardio done today. (CHUCKLES) Okay, I'm done!
(GUNSHOTS)
(HUMMING)
(ROARING)
Hurry up, Doc! Get us outta here!
I can't! You see, the button's stuck.
It must be the humidity!
Here! Let me try!
(BEEPING)
(ROARING)
Just perfect!
Stuck in prehistoric times, and without any company.
(LOW SNARLING)
(EXCLAIMING)
Okay, take it easy. 'Cause I...
(ROARING)
Clever girl. (CHUCKLES)
(SNARLING)
(DR. CLOVENHOOF SHOUTING)
(EXCLAIMING)
Don't worry, we'll take really good care of him.
Hmm? Hmm? (RETCHING)
Well, this thing has seen its days.
Enough with the waterworks! I... Oh!
(CRYING)
Aw! You wanna go home, huh?
Mmm-hmm.
Well, I'll tell you what.
You can come home with me if you like.
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
This ought to help with your homesickness.
(T. REX STRUGGLING)
Well, it looks like I'm still short-handed.
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪