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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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(BUGS HUMMING)

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Huh? Whoo-hoo!

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(STRAINING)

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(CHATTERING)

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(BUGS SHOUTING)

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(BUG SHOUTING)

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(SQUEAKS STRUGGLING)

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Whoa! Squeaks is
a lot stronger than I thought!

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(PANTING)

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(CHUCKLES)
All right! All right!

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Thanks for your concern,
Mr. Eagle, I mean, Mr. Lion.

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Eagle-Lion?

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Hey! What the heck
are you, anyway?

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(CHATTERING)

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Oh! You're a griffin!
Half-eagle, half-lion.

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I'm going to call you, Moive.

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(TRUMPET BLARING)

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(SQUAWKING)

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It is I, Sir Little Chin!

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And I'm in the midst
of a griffin hunt!

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Why do you want
to hunt a griffin?

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They seem real nice, and...

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(TRUMPET BLARING)

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Griffins are the most
ferocious creatures on Earth!

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I need help
finding this griffin.

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Then I can capture it and
parade it about the kingdom.

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Then I will finally be voted
Knight of the Year!

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So, by royal decree,

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I officially make you two
my deputies!

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Come with me! Tally-ho!

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Come on, Squeaks,
this ought to kill
four and a half minutes.

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(VOCALIZING)

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I've been told by many a liar

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that I do
a spot-on griffin call.

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(VOCALIZING)

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(SQUAWKING)

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Aw, this griffin is so nice!

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We got to think of something.
Now, let's see!

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Wait! Hang on. I got an idea!

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-(VOCALIZING)
-BUGS: Hey, Doc!

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I think I found
some griffin tracks!

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Aside, knave!

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Only the keenest of eye,
with the King's training
as his ally,

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can detect
the breed of creature

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that has traversed
this threshold!

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(CHUCKLING)

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Hmm... It's dark.

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I can't see anything!
I hear something, though.

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It sounds like water.

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Mother Nature,
punctual as always.

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-(RUMBLING)
-(SIR LITTLE CHIN SCREAMING)

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-(BUGS YELPING)
-(GRIFFIN SQUAWKING)

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(METALLIC RUMBLING)

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(YELPS)

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If you'll excuse me
for a moment.

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Hmm...

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Hey, Doc, if you're trying
to find a griffin,

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you can't use that puny thing!

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We got you
a griffin-finding helmet!

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SIR LITTLE CHIN:
Griffin-finding helmet?

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'Tis most splendid!

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-I'll find
that griffin in no time!
-(BEES BUZZING)

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Hmm! Me thinks
this griffin-finding helmet
is broken.

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I cannot see a thing.

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Actually, upon
closer inspection,

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I don't think this is
a griffin-finding
helmet at all!

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I believe it's a beehive.
Common mistake.

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They do look
a lot alike after all.

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We're just lucky
there weren't any bees
in that hive.

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-(BEES BUZZING)
-Wow!

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My beard has never
looked so glorious!

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Oh! Wait a second.

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I don't even have a beard!
These are bees!

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These are bees on my face!
(EXCLAIMING)

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What a surprise.
This guy is a buzzkill.

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Finished.
What did we build anyway?

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'Tis a griffin decoy! Mmm!

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A fake griffin that'll trick
the real griffin into thinking
he has found a mate!

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(LAUGHING) When
the real griffin lands to say,
"Good 'morrow!"

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Wha-bam-bo! I use
my trusty flail to render
the beast unconscious.

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Now all you have
to do is paint it.

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If you need me,
I'll be in my tent readingDamsel in Distress Digest.

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(WHISTLING)

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(SQUAWKING)

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Moive, you gotta
get out of here!

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-That knight wants to
bash your head in!
-(BUGS AND SQUEAKS EXCLAIM)

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(CHITTERING)

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-Yikes!
-(SQUEAKS CHATTERING)

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I say! What is going on out...
(GASPS)

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That decoy looks amazing!

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(WHISPERING SLOWLY)
Don't move.

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Oh, look at all the detail
you've put into it!

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Why! This almost feels
like real lion fur!

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And lo! Real eagle feathers!

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Oh! Let's look inside!

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And its breath,
very realistic!

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You know, I'd say
this was a real griffin.

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(LOUD SQUAWK)

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That's a real griffin!

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(EXCLAIMING) Prepare to
be vanquished, foul beast!

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Have at thee!

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(STRAINING)

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(SQUAWKING)

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No, no, no!

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I'm trying to destroy you!

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(SCREECHING)

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(STUTTERING) Hey!
Stop this no... (SCREAMING)

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A-ha!

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Now I've got you! Whoa!

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Oh, stop! This is...
Put me down!

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I'm afraid of heights!

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(SIR LITTLE CHIN SCREAMING)

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(SOBBING) Please!
Tell him to let me go!

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You promise not to
hunt any more griffins?

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Oh, yes! Yes!

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I vow never to
hunt a griffin again!

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Just, please! Please!
Get me down!

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Okay, but you gotta do me
a favor first.

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(SLURPING)

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How's it coming
with the painting?

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Me thinks I am done!

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(GRIFFIN SQUAWKING)

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(SQUAWKING CONTINUES)

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All right! All right,
I'll give it a second coat.

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Turns out,
griffins are perfectionists.

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-(GLASSES CLINKING)
-(LOUD SQUAWK)

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(SCOFFS) More like a hundred
kazillion puzzle pieces.

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Sheesh! This is going
to take forever!

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(ENERGY PULSATING)

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You see, kids?

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This is what happens
to you if you don't keep
a positive attitude.

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Eureka!

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What the... Oh, no!
Not you again!

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Get it? Ewe? E-W-E?

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What is it this time?
Dimensional space jumper?

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Superhuman muscle maker?
Pani press?

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I have invented
the time machine!

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And you will accompany me
on my travels!

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Why me?

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Uh, scientific exploration
requires collaboration.

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Plus, it's really scary,
and I don't want to go alone!
(EXCLAIMING)

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I'm not going
anywhere with you.

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-(MACHINE POWERING UP)
-It's working!

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Ah, good! We didn't explode!

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What? You mean,
that was a possibility?

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Where are we?
Or better yet, when are we?

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(LOUD FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(DR. CLOVENHOOF LAUGHING)

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Lookie what I found!

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I've always wanted
to ride a dinosaur!

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I'm riding it like a donkey!
(CHUCKLING)

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We're here
because of that? Yikes!

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(DINOSAURS ROARING)

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T. rex!

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(T. REX GROWLING)

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No, a pachycephalo...
(SCREAMING) T. rex! Run!

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(BUGS SCREAMING)

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(STAMMERING)

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(BUGS PANTING)

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And in the lead,
there's Pea-sized Brain!

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Followed closely behind
by Tar Pit Party

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and Extinction here,
who are neck and neck!

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Round out the pack
are Tomorrow's Oil
and Missing Link.

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(GRUNTING)

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Huh? Huh?

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(ROARING)

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Yikes!

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(ROARING)

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Come on, Doc! Get us home!

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-(MACHINE POWERING UP)
-(BUGS SCREAMING)

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How many times
do I have to tell you?

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Boiling water
does not make soup.

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You need to add meat.

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It's a miracle!

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I thought you were
gonna get us home!

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We are home!
This is home in 1630.

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(GASPS) I've always
wanted to be part of
the first Thanksgiving!

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I'm not sure
if you noticed, Doc,

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but we are
the first Thanksgiving!

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Let's get going!

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Hmm, quite so.

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-(BEEPING)
-(ELECTRIC CRACKLING)

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I'm telling the others
you are a witch!

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-Hey! The Old West!
-(SALOON MUSIC PLAYING)

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Okay! I've seen enough.
Let's get out of here.

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Now hold on, partner.
I wanna order a sarsaparilla.

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All right, now let me
get this straight.

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You created
a machine so powerful

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it flaunts the fundamental
laws of physics,

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folding the fabric
of reality in on itself,

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but you couldn't
recreate the recipe

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for an old-fashioned
sodie pop?

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It's all about the experience.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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(GULPING)

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Whoa! Ah, that's some
good nostalgia!

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It's hard to find, you know.

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I say, we go now.
Get us to the future.

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Why? There's no reason to run.

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The conflict in
this region doesn't start

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until the locals realize that
there isn't any gold here.

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ALL: What? No gold?

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-(GUNSHOT)
-Oh! Which happens
to be right now.

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-(LAUGHING)
-(GUNSHOTS)

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(MACHINE POWERING UP)

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Where are we?

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I think you mean,
"When are we?"

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(HISSING)

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(BOTH GASPING)

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(BLUBBERING)

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Doc! Take us back
to the present!

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Happy to oblige! (EXCLAIMING)

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(SPEAKING FICTIONAL LANGUAGE)

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Doc? Why are we here?

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I thought you said
you were going to take us
back to the present?

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ALL: There they are! Fire!

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I am! We have to first go back
to every stage of time

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before we return to
the present. (EXCLAIMING)

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Okay! So why aren't we
going anywhere?

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I just wanted to get
a little cardio done today.
(CHUCKLES) Okay, I'm done!

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(GUNSHOTS)

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(HUMMING)

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(ROARING)

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Hurry up, Doc!
Get us outta here!

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I can't! You see,
the button's stuck.

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It must be the humidity!

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Here! Let me try!

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(BEEPING)

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(ROARING)

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Just perfect!

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Stuck in prehistoric times,
and without any company.

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(LOW SNARLING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Okay, take it easy.
'Cause I...

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(ROARING)

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Clever girl. (CHUCKLES)

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(SNARLING)

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(DR. CLOVENHOOF SHOUTING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Don't worry, we'll take
really good care of him.

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Hmm? Hmm? (RETCHING)

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00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,333
Well, this thing
has seen its days.

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Enough with the waterworks!
I... Oh!

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(CRYING)

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00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:39,973
Aw! You wanna go home, huh?

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00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,442
Mmm-hmm.

252
00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:42,810
Well, I'll tell you what.

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You can come home
with me if you like.

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(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

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00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:52,453
This ought to help
with your homesickness.

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(T. REX STRUGGLING)

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Well, it looks like
I'm still short-handed.

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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00:11:06,968 --> 00:11:10,437
♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪