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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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Okay, Squeaks,
don't try to go too fast.

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Try this out.

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Uh-huh. Oh, uh-oh. Oh!

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How cute.

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I remember when I was
first learning to skate.

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Greetings,
lucky soon to be spectators,

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I bring you all
a special treat.

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Me!

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ALL: Yeah, yeah,
you show them.
Victor, we love you.

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We are your biggest fans!

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What a pleasure it is
for you to have me
here today.

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I suppose you think
you're a great figure skater.

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Uh, I guess
I'm pretty decent.

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(SARCASTICALLY)
Oh, I'm so impressed.

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I'm shaking in my skives.

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(LAUGHING IN A CHEERING TUNE)

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Oh, you're so funny, Victor.

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I didn't say I was amazing.

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Ah, but I am.

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A spin, a twist
and you can't help
but look at me!

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I am grace and beauty
in motion.

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I am the Victor!

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I didn't know
this was a competion.

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(LAUGHING IN A TUNE)

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Everything's a competion,
my friend.

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I am more graceful than you,

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I am faster than you

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and I can dance
better than you.

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And while some of us
were destined to skate,

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some of us are are you.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Everyone, clear the ice!

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I am going to treat you all
to an ice dance

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dedicated to the most
important person in my life,

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myself.

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(ALL GROANING)

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Victor's ego is so big,
he needs the entire lake, huh?

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Well, to the victor
goes the spoils.

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Feel free to admire me!

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ALL: You are amazing, Victor.

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Who is he to ruin
everyone's good time?

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Let's see how graceful he is
when he is shell-shocked!

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Nuts!

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(GROWLING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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Pee-yew!

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(GROWLING)

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(YELLS)

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That ought to cool him off.

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(YELLING)

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Penalty, icing.
Come on, fellow,
you know better.

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(MUMBLING)

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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Did the referee see that?

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(BUGS HUMMING)

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I hope you're faster
than you are graceful.

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If you're so smart,

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I challenge you
to a 3,200 meter super medley!

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You're on, mister. Just a sec.

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Ready?

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(DRUMS PLAYING)

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1,200 laps around the track.

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Ready, set, go!

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Whee!

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Look, Squeaks, I'm doing it.

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Oh, oh, I think
I got a foot cramp.

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Oh! Don't you hate
when that happens?

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You know, I think
I'll enjoy being a snow bunny.

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Uh-oh,
there's a big hole here.

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Somebody can trip and fall in.

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That's better.

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(MUFFLED VOICE)

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(ICE CRACKING)

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(YELLING)

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All right, this ends now!

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No one makes a loser
out of Victor!

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Let's dance.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

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(MEN GASP)

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His hand touched the ice.

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-Oops, butter fingers.

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(THUDDING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Yay! Go, Bugs!

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What? He's a good skater.

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(VICTOR YELLING)

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(SUPPRESSED LAUGHTER)

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(YELLS)

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(SCREAMS)

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Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(GROANS)

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Bet you didn't know
these could go so fast.

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I made a few adjustments.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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-(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
-(CROWD BOOS)

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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(LAUGHING)

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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Watch out!

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You're on thin ice with me.

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Phew!

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A little help here.

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ALL: Bugs! Bugs!
Bugs! We love you!

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(BEAR SCOUT SHIVERING)

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SCOUT MASTER:
You call yourself a scout?

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You're not worthy
of this badge.

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All right, scouts, listen up.

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The key to proper fishing
is to find a large rock
and displace all the water.

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Mmm, uh, Scout Master.
I'm not sure...

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Don't tell me
how to do my job.

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I'm the scout master here.

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Why, back in my day,
we didn't have...

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Eh, I see you're having
a hard time teaching
these scouts how to fish.

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Oh, I see,
you wanna help teach them?

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Sure, I guess I can
show them a few tricks.

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-Well, then, go fish!
-(GASPS)

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I think it's against
scout code to endanger
the life of a civilian.

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Huh? Uh...

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Exactly!
I was just testing you.

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Hey, what kind of
Eagle Scout does that?

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Uh, I'm actually only a, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT) Tenderfoot.

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But, you're an eagle.

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I'd rather not
talk about it.

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What do you
know about it, civilian?

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Civilian?

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I'll have you know
that I'm a scout, too.

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Troop 261 and a half,
St. Louis, Missouri.

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And I hereby challenge you
to a badge off.

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(GASPS)

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A badge off?

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A badge off.

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A badge off?

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A badge off.

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A badge off?

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Badge off!

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Okay, let's have a badge off.

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-I'll be right back.
-Ah!

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(LAUGHS) You look ridiculous.

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It's been a while
since I've worn it.

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Let the badge off begin.

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The first challenge
is tracking.

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"Both scouts must head
out into the forest.

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"Whomever locates
the other scout first wins!"

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I'll go first.

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(LAUGHS)

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Hmm...

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I'm fairly certain
he went this way.

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-The sign says...
-Silence!

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Rabbit tracks
are easily distinguishable

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from other animals
with different foot shapes.

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That's odd. The tracks stop
abruptly in midair.

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(THUD)

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-(GROANING)
-Uh, you know
you can fly, right?

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(GROANING)

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Congrats, Scout,
you found him first.

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According to the rules,
you must be stripped of
your tracking badge.

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Uh, here you go.

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Challenge two, knot tying.

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First I'm going to start
with a sailor's knot.

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Now I'll go from
a granny's knot
into a cat's paw.

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Then double carrot bend
into a dingle snippet.

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Loop it over and also hitch.

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Then a rather knot
followed by
a loose crisscross.

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-BEAR SCOUT: Time's up!
-What the...

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Wow, you did it!

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I did, didn't I? (LAUGHS)

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Looks like I beat you
this time, rabbit.

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Not so fast!

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This Stevedore's knot
looks suspicious.

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(GROANS)

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-Let's see yours.
-I just have a knot.

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Hmm...

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Well, one beats zero.

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Congratulations!

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For a second there,
I thought you had me beat.

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Not!

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BEAR SCOUT:
Badge off challenge three.

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"Be the first
to build a bridge

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"and prove it can support
more than 200 pounds."

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This is going to be easy.

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(AX CHOPPING)

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-Done.
-(CREAKING)

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(YELLS)

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BUGS: Not so fast.

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Oh, come on.

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That flimsy thing
could never support
200 pounds.

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Well, we'll never know
until we test it.

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(GRUNTING)

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(GROANS)

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(STRAINING)

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Hey, cubby, come here.

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This bridge can hold
200 pounds and then some.

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Winner.

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(SCREAMS)

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(CREAKING)

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(GROANING)

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I knew that flimsy bridge
wouldn't hold.

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All right,
time for the final challenge.

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-Which one?
-(GASPS)

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Air traffic control.

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Air traffic control!

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Air traffic control?

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You know you can fly, right?

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That's right, the sky is mine.

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(RADAR PINGING)

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SCOUT MASTER: There ain't
no way he's taking my badge
on this challenge.

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I'm gonna throw
a little bit of everything
at him.

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B. Bunny here,
we got an eagle in the nest.

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Can we get huevos rancheros
in this pine topper?

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Now let's make those
sunny side up.

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(LAUGHS)
What kind of lingo is that?

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A lot of good
that's going to do you.

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All right, Flight 133.

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You're clear for take-off.

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Oh, abandoning your post, huh?

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You finally realized
that you're out of your...

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-(AIRPLANE APPROACHING)
-Uh-oh.

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Do I get miles
for this flight?

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-(GROANS)
-Thank you.

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-(TRUMPET PLAYING)
-Hey, look!

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ALL: The Chief
Executive Scout!

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Word reached headquarters
that there's a badge off
underway.

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Actually, the badge off
just ended, sir.

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Zero badges, huh?

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Looks like there is a bit
you can learn
from this rabbit here.

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-Huh?
-And the best way to learn
is through example.

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So I hereby make you both

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-Scout Masters of this troop.
-Huh? What?

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You'll spend
every single moment of
every single day together

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for the rest of your
scouting careers.

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(SCREAMS)

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See, I told you he could fly.

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪