(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
You're late.
My boss will be here any minute.
Where's the rabbit?
What is this?
I'm sorry. It was the only one I could find.
Where did you find it, under a rock?
This rabbit looks terrible.
Ooh! And smells even worse.
I told you, my boss only eats live rabbit.
I'm sorry. I did the best I could.
What chance do I have of getting a promotion if we serve him this?
I said I'm sorry!
Just great. What are we gonna do?
It's not like a rabbit is gonna appear out of thin air.
(WALL CREAKING)
Oh, hello.
Guess I used a little too much force.
Let me grab my spackle.
No! No, no.
We were just saying, uh, we wanted to have a rabbit for dinner.
Oh, that's very neighborly of you.
A-ha!
Yay!
Hey, wait a minute.
This is no way to treat a dinner guest.
We never said "guest".
We just said "dinner".
But you don't want to eat stringy old me.
Dinner is served.
BOTH: Huh?
(GROWLS)
What's all this? We don't want this dinner.
We want rabbit.
Yeah, you know, I think I'm just gonna...
-(SCREAMING) -Not so fast.
Stop, stop, stop, stop. Let's face it.
I'm no match for you two trolls.
I mean, you guys have such heightened senses.
-Your eyes are open to every danger. -(GRUNTS)
You'd never let me pull your lips like this.
Tie them together and then grab your feet,
and lock your toes.
(STRUGGLING)
Rabbit!
(BUGS SHRIEKS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
TROLL: Where did that rabbit go?
BUGS: (SOFTLY) My freshness.
My freshness.
He's gotta be around here somewhere.
BUGS: My freshness.
What was that?
Who dares enter my caves?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GROWLING) My freshness. My freshness.
You seekses to steal my freshness.
No. We're trolls. We don't seek freshness.
I are Trollum. Sworn protector of this crevice
from all those who seekes my precious freshness.
Okay.
Well, we seek a rabbit.
My freshness?
-No, a rabbit. -Freshness?
-A rabbit. -Okay.
Just promises me someday you will seekses out some freshness.
So, the rabbit, yes.
We've seen him, yes.
Come this way.
If you want the rabbitses, you must follow us into that caveses.
And do everything I say.
Stopses! Beware the bridge trolls.
Rummy.
Who declares 12 twix, dummy?
(SHUSHING)
Okay, that was weird.
This is importantses. You see that spot?
That spot right there?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Don't stepses on that spot.
Oh, and look out for the sharkses.
BOTH: Sharks?
-(BOTH SCREAMING) -(WATER SPLASHING)
Hurry, silly trolls. No time to play with fisheses.
Be careful. Some of these rockses are looses.
Very unstables.
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
Hmm.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Come, your rabbitses awaits.
Uh, can you read this?
Um, no.
Good.
Are you hungry?
BOTH: Yes!
Are you thirsties?
-Open wide, then. -(SCREAMS)
(TROLLS GURGLING)
Uh, is it just me
or are these sharks getting unusually close?
-It's not you. -(SCREAMS)
Run!
(SCREAMING)
(RUMBLING)
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
(TROLL MUNCHING)
(TROLL BURPS)
Nice of you to show up.
That was the finest rabbit dinner I've ever had.
"Rabbit dinner"?
You ate the rabbit?
Eat him? He served it.
This fellow is the finest chef I've ever met.
He really brings the freshness.
How kind of you.
You're just the kind of guy we need at our company.
How does senior vice president sound?
BOTH: What?
We can discuss it over cherries jubilee at my place.
What about me?
What about his promotion?
Oh, uh...
-Huh? -I don't know.
As senior vice president, I'd like your first order of business
to be spackling up this wall.
Make sure you're on your side when you're done.
TROLL: Bugs, your jubilee is getting cold.
Coming.
(BOTH GROAN)
-Rummy. -(ALL GROAN)
Well, Squeaks, there may not be
a sand castle category in the Best of the Beach competition.
But this is an award-winning specimen if I've ever seen one.
(LAUGHTER)
What the...
(COUGHING)
All right. What's the big idea?
(HUMMING)
(SQUEAKING)
(GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE) Excuse me.
I'm not sure if you noticed,
but you almost ran over my friend a moment ago.
Oh, I noticed.
This is my beach. I was here first.
Me first, my beach, my rules. Now, buzz off.
This isn't your beach. You just came. (GRUNTING)
Here, let me give you a hand.
Set and spike.
Where did you go?
(YELLING)
(SIGHS)
Oh, well.
(LAUGHS)
See you later, losers.
-Not unless we see you... -First!
I said it first. Me first.
(LAUGHS)
Here he comes. You got it?
See you later, Squeaks. Have a good time.
I can't believe I'm gonna be the first one on the water with a jet ski today.
Not a chance, rabbit.
My beach, my rules, me first.
This has gotta be... Huh?
(PEDALS SQUEAKING)
(MOCKING)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Why, you little...
Uh-oh.
(SCREAMING)
-Well done. -Oh, wait.
"Me good, me first."
(GRUNTING)
-(LAUGHING) -What a knucklehead. What a nincompoop.
What a knows-it-all.
-(LAUGHING) -(WATER GURGLING)
(LAUGHING)
You two are coming with me.
You have a date with the middle of the lake.
(BLEATING)
-Now, we'll see which of you hits the bottom first. -(BOTH SCREAMING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Hasta-la-beach-a. (LAUGHS)
(ENGINE STARTING)
Whoo-hoo. I'm up!
You gotta be kidding me.
(EXCLAIMING)
(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
This is so boring.
Nothing interesting ever happens out here.
BUGS: Coming through.
-Whoo-hoo! -Boring.
-(BRAKES SCREECHING) -(BOTH SCREAMING)
(SIZZLES)
Hot tail, hot tail.
(SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
Okay, now I'm impressed.
The Best of the Beach trophy.
First place.
This is a first for me, being first.
That trophy should've been mine first.
No time for speeches.
(SCREAMING)
Me first.
Hooligans.
(BLEATING)
Me first.
-Sticky fellow, isn't he? -(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
His perseverance is almost charming.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BLEATING)
Huh? What? (SCREAMING)
Mine. Get up. Me first, me first!
(BUGS SCREAMING)
Well, rabbit, I think I'll take my trophy now.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Shall we tell him about the fast-approaching ramp?
(LAUGHS)
Whoa!
From this vantage point, we get a great view of the lake
and the sea elephant flying straight towards us.
(SCREAMING)
What's up, Doc?
(GRUNTING)
Well, I think he's overworking that engine.
It's mine!
(ENGINE REVVING)
-(GRUNTING) -(BLEATING)
Ouch.
(GRUNTS)
Hey, look. We're gonna land on the river.
(GRUNTS)
(BLEATING)
Give me that trophy. It's mine. Me first.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Oh, you first.
Hope you had a nice summer
'cause it's gonna be a long fall.
Huh?
Me first.
(SCREAMS)
So, you think he learned his lesson?
Yes, yes, I learned my lesson. Now, get me out of here.
I don't know. It's such a nice day.
Let's all hang out a little more first.
(GRUNTS)
My trophy!
(SHEEP BLEATING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪