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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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BUGS: Oh, come on!
I want those Carrot Chips!

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(VENDING MACHINE WHIRRING)

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Sheesh! This machine keeps
giving my greenback back.

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The smart thing to do
would be just to walk away.

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-(VENDING MACHINE WHIRRING)
-Finally made it to Cairo!

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Once I discover the long lost
medallion to the Pharaoh,

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everyone will know the name,
Yosemite Sam!

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First, I'll need
to find a lackey.

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BUGS: I can do this all day
if you can.

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(LAUGHS) It's like
taking a fish from a baby.

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I can't believe I've been
at this for over an hour.

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Well, howdy, partner?
How would like to join me,

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a world famous adventurer
on an expedition?

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-No thanks. I'm in the middle
of something important.
-(WHIP LASHES)

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I wasn't asking,
you pea-brain pariah.

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-By the way,
I'll take that dollar.
-Hey!

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-Here we are...
-(BUGS PANTING)

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...at the lost temple of
King Nothing-in-Common.

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Oh, here.
Let me help you with that.

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-(GRUNTING)
-Just put the rest
of that stuff anywhere.

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-(BUGS GROANING)
-Come on, rabbit.

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We're a-burning daylight.

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Never trust a cowboy
with a get-rich quick scheme.

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SAM: Sure is
powerful dark in here.

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BUGS: Yeah, and I think I feel
something crawling on my back.

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I, I better turn
on the lights.

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Hey there, little fella.
Off you go.

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SAM: Are there
any spiders on me?

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Nah, you're good.

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All right, rabbit.
You're-a gonna get me through
all the temple trails,

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so that I can
get my medallion.

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First stop, the Chamber
of Forbidden Football.

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Legend has it that each room
is riddled with booby traps.

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So, you first, rabbit.

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All right, Doc,
no need to get so pushy.

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Hurry, scurry had a worry,

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no one like a chicken curry.

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Stuck a finger in the pot,

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chicken curry way too hot.

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(LAUGHS) Hey, I did it.
Now you try.

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Uh, all right.
Hurry, scurry...

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Had a worry...

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Mary had a little lamb...

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His porridge in the pot...

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-Little Jack Horner sat...
-Ooh!

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-Hickory-dickory-dock...
-(THUDDING)

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I don't see what was
so fun about that.

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You weren't kiddin', Doc.

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This place is rife
with treachery.

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Why do you think
I dragged you along?

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I'll give you a hint,
it wasn't for the company.
(LAUGHS)

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-(ROCK SCRAPING)
-Uh-oh!

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Run for your life!

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Cris avoided.

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I'm no rocket surgeon,
but that doesn't seem
physically possible.

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What do you think
them hieroglyphics say?

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They say, "In order
to enter the Pharaoh's tomb,

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"you must cross
the chamber of noxious doom."

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I've gone first
the last few times, so...

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Not a chance,
you dim-witted donkey.

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Time for you to face the fire.

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I like it. It's all
in the timing. Now watch me.

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One, two, three...

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Jump, land, duck, roll.

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Jump through the hoop,
land, jump,

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drop, roll, one, two, three...

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Jump, duck, land and voila!

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Got it, Sam? Simple, right?

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(FLAMES BLAZING)

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(GROANS) Who am I kidding?

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Well, there she is.

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The cursed coin of
We-Have-Nothing-in-Common.

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BUGS: Cursed?
You never said it was cursed.

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What difference does it make?
It's gonna make me
rich and famous.

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Well, fair enough, Doc.
I know how this goes,
me first again.

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Hold it right there, rabbit!

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I didn't come this far so as
you could steal my treasure.

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Dumb bunny
probably spend it all on
carrot chips or something.

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My Confederate penny.
These things are worthless
now, but he don't know that.

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(SHUDDERING)

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Phew! Tense, wasn't it?

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(RATTLING)

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Wait, Pharaoh Faucet!

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(GRUFF VOICE) You have
desecrated a... (COUGHS)

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(NORMAL VOICE) The spirit of
We-Have-Nothing-in-Common.

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-(GROWLS)
-What?

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(SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMING) The curse is true!

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Hey, my carrot!

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SAM: Hey,
don't leave me behind.

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-(GROWLING)
-My coin!

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The treasure!

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(SAM SCREAMING)

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Well, I guess I won't be
hearing from him anytime soon.

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Hey! Would you look at that?

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It's that same
vending machine.

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Well, I do have that
funny-looking coin
from that temple.

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I'll give this a shot.

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(VENDING MACHINE WHIRRING)

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What? Come on! (GRUNTING)

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Oh! Sam was right!

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(SOBBING)

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This coin is cursed!

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-(CARROT CHIPS FALLS)
-Huh?

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Maybe I was wrong...

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(GLASS SHATTERS)

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(CAWING)

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Ah! Another beautiful day.
(YAWNS)

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Huh?

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What the... Whoa!

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Well, this is a foist.

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My newspaper is delivering me.

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(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

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(CAMERAS CLICKING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(COUGHS)

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MALE AUTOMATED VOICE:Welcome, Bugs Bunny,

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to the home of Wile E. Coyote.

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-(MACHINE BEEPING)-Please place your paw on the screen...

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...and Wile E. Coyote will be notified.

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Oh, Bugs!
What a pleasant surprise.

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Allow me to introduce
my acme smart house.

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This house is fully automated.

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I programmed it to perform
every menial task
you can think of,

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so I don't have
to lift a finger.

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Follow me, ferret.

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I do believe
you'll be blown away.

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Ew! You ain't kiddin'.

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Smart Flooring,
Smart Thermostat,
Smart Lighter Rays,

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Smart Escalators,
Smart Carpet Cleaners,
Smart Sound Systems,

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Smart Baby Changers,
Smart Pillow Fluffers,

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Smart PB and J Spreader!

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Oh, Smart kitchen,
we have a guest.

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Stroopwafel.

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Mmm!

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This just doesn't seem...
(GULPS) ...very healthy to me.

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Healthy-smealthy,
I don't have to
take care of myself.

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My Smart House does it for me.

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Does it trim
your toe nails too?

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Oh, does it ever!

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The Claw-Be-Gone 8000,
patent pending,

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runs off the unique 80 HD
retroblading current
in this very house.

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-I just plug it in.
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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-(POWER TURNS OFF)
-(CLATTERING)

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No! I succumb
to the force of gravity

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and I can't regain
my equilibrium.

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Looks like your
Not-So-Smart-House
let you down.

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-Now let me give you a hand.
-(GRUNTING)

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-What happened?
-I don't know,
the power's out.

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What? (SHIVERING)
I'm cold, I'm hungry.

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I'm terrified!

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What good is technology
without electricity?

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Don't worry, Wile E.
I'll help you
get through this.

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I'll make you a nice cup
of Joe that'll calm you down.

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No, no, I'll do it.
I'm not a complete nincompoop.

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Eh, it's really no trouble.

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I prefer my coffee
free of hair.

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Now, Hot-whippy, let's see.

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I'll have a double espresso-
half soy-gluten-free,
pumpkin-spiced latte.

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Hold the whip, please.

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(GROANING ANGRILY)

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(PANTS)

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If you're thirsty,
have this water.

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Ah! Delicious.

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A spectacular bouquet.
Is it mineral water?

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Au contraire, it's eau de toilette.

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Most folks don't know,
you can use the water when
your pipe's for emergency.

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-(COUGHING)
-What? I'm trying
to help here.

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I just can't function
without electricity.

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Nothing is turned on!
I need buttons to press.

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Screens to watch,
electronic stimulation.

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-(SOBBING)
-Well, I don't know
about that.

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But maybe a little
old-fashioned entertainment

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will keep
your mind off things.

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-Entertainment?
-Yeah, like charades.

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-No... Na-uh.
-Ski ball?

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-Boggle?
-How childish.

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-Hide and Seek?
-Really?

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Chess?

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Ah! Chess!
The ultimate game of strategy.

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A tool of wits
in its most primal form.

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There will be no
internet search to
help you strategize.

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No downloadable app
at your disposal.

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Where one's ability to use
their intellect to overpower

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and outlast their opponent

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is at once a dazzling show
of wisdom

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and a display
of clever foresight.

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-Checkmate.
-But...

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Did you... (GRUNTING)

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-(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
-I'm famished.

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Let me guess.

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BOTH: Automated.

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Wait! (SNIFFING)
Do you smell that?

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I smell something,
something tasty.

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It's over here. No, wait.
It's over there.

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-Ah, another piece
of Camembert, Birdie?
-Sure, sure.

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(SCREAMS)

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A-ha! Looks like I got ya!

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(WINCING) I never thought
I'd actually have to do this.

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(SCREAMS) Ow!

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WILE: Get him!

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I'm starving.
I could eat a... Wait...

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You're free range and
organically grown, aren't you?

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No, no, no, hold on, bub.
I don't like
where you're going with this.

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(EVIL LAUGHTER)

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You... (GULPS)
You okay, Wile E.?

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(HOWLS)

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(GRUNTING)

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BUGS: It's getting a littleCoyote Ugly in here.

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(WILE GRUNTING)

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-Wile E, you might wanna
save some of your energy.
-Huh?

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-Grab on! My arms!
-(STRUGGLING)

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Not my gloves!

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(GRUNTING)

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Are you okay?

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Don't worry about me.

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I only broke my insides.

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Hey, I found your problem.
It's just a circuit breakout.

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Well, always happy to help.

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You know, this so-called
Smart House is kind of a mess.

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This place could use some good
old-fashioned elbow grease.

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(GASPS) My Smart House!

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It's completely ruined!

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-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-What good is electricity
without technology?

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I don't know about
Smart Houses,

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but what we really need,
a smarter coyote.

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪