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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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Oh boy, I'm rather late
for the party.

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Maybe I should try
a Guber ride

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(BEEPING)

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Hey, your timing is...

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Sporktacular.

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(STUTTERING)
You're welcome. Hoof bump.

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(STAMMERING)
My... I'm Porky Pig.

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I'll be your
Guber driver today.

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Feel free to... (STAMMERING)

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I got it.

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Look, I'm just headed to
the other side of the forest.

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(STAMMERING) Not a problem.

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Here we, uh g-g...

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Go!

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-Please don't stop.
-Huh?

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Why are we
at the desert, Porky?

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How did we get so lost?

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Well, I stopped paying...
(STAMMERING)

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Just drive faster
so I can get to the party
before it's over.

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But the car... (STAMMERING)

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Okay, if you say so.

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-(EXPLOSION)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)

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Look, Porky, maybe this
rideshare thing isn't for me.

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I mean,
you're a real great guy.

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But I think we've reached
the end of our
adventure together.

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Man, what a maroon...
What the...

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This is just great!

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How am I going to get
to the party now?

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PORKY: (STAMMERS)
Welcome aboard.
Use the ladder.

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What other choice do I have?

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We gotta pick up
the pace, Porky.

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Hold on.

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Uh, Porky, can't this thing
go any faster?

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We're going at the recommended
speed limit.

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Why don't you let me
take over for a while?

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(STAMMERS) If you insist.
But it's important
to pull the cord...

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Yeah, yeah. I got it.

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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-(BOTH PANTING)
-That was close.

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(BOTH GRUNT)

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PORKY: You have to pull
the cord gently.

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Fool me twice! Shame on pig!

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-(BRAKES SCREECHES)
-(EXCLAIMS)

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-Hop in.
-Less talking, more moving.
Step on it.

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Huh?

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Take the shortcut.

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Porky, are you all right?

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(STAMMERS) No, I'm fine.

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You could have killed us!

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(STAMMERS) You should
never grab the handle bars

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when someone's driving.

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(STAMMERING) But don't worry,
I have a p-p...

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I have a plan. Follow me.

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Okay, Porky,
just how are you gonna... Ah?

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Just great!
The pig gave me the slip.

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Hey, Bugs!

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Just get me to the party.
And this time, I will listen
to everything you say.

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Sounds good.
First, sta-sta... (STAMMERS)

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Okay.

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Stand. Now what...

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(BOTH SCREAM)

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-(GASPS)
-(STAMMERS)
You didn't let me finish.

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Standing up in a canoe
is a bad idea.

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This is ridiculous!

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That pig is one runt
shy of a littler.

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What the...

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(STAMMERS)
Your chariot awaits.

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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Yeah.

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What could possibly go wrong?

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-Are you ready?
-Safety first.

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All set, Doc!

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Okay, I just need
to hook you...

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Mush!

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(STUTTERING)

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You didn't hook the dogs
up to the sled?

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That's what I was
trying to tell you.

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(SHOUTING)
All right! That is it!

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What is wrong with you?

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But I-I...

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Are you purposely
trying to sabotage

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every second of every day?

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Every time I trust you,
you make it worse.

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-(STAMMERS) But I...
-No offense,
but I'd rather walk.

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But...

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Because I'll get there before
you finish that sentence.

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(STAMMERING)

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You're not a very nice bunny,
are you?

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(SOBBING)

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But we made it.

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Man, that Porky
is something else.

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(GASPS)

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Maybe I was too hard
on the little guy.

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But what kind of
Guber guy gets lost
driving across a forest?

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I'm here for the party.

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Party? (SCOFFS)
You're early, son.

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Party's not till next week.

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Ah, Porky, my friend,
right on swine.

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So, you wanna drive me home?

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Oh, I was hoping you'd ask.

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-Not a...
-Problem, right?

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(SCREAMS) Not a chance!

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(STAMMERING)

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That rabbit can go
get himself another ride.

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Oh, this is gonna
be great, Squeaks.

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I haven't seen
a movie in ages.

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One adult, please!

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See you in there.

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(SQUEAKS)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(YAWNS)

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(PANTING)

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Squeaks, get a move on.
I already got our seats.

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(SQUEAKING)

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She can't see you
because you're short?
That's no big deal.

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There's just been a tiny
misunderstanding, ma'am.
One child, please.

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(SIGHS)

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(CHOMPING)

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I say, nothing gives me
greater satisfaction

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at the movies
than pickin' my seat.

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(CHUCKLES) Mmm...

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(SQUEAKS SQUEAKING)

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Oh, this will never do.

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I say, I say,
I wanted to go to a movie,
not be in one.

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I say, you know what?

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-I like this seat better.
-(SCREAMING)

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(SQUEAKS GROANING)

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Sheesh, I take you
to the movies

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and all you do is complain,
complain, complain.

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(SQUEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

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What do you mean,
I have no idea
how hard it is to be short?

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Sounds to me like
you're making a big deal
out of a small problem.

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Well, lookie there!
A shooting star.

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I hear if you wish
on a shooting star,

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your dream will come true.

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(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)

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(STRAINING)

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Well, looks like
you came up short.

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-See you tomorrow.
-(SIGHS)

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(ROOSTER CROWING)

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(BUGS SNORING)

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(YAWNS)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Ah.

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(GRUNTS)

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Shower. This ought to
wake me up.

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(SCREAMS) Okay, okay, I'm up.

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(GASPS)

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(EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK)

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(SCREAMS) Squeaks!

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Oh, when I get my hands
on that squirrel... (GRUNTS)

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Boy, is he gonna be sorry!

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I gotta get to him first.

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Okay, okay. Hi-ya!

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(GROANS)

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I gotta get to that door knob.

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Looks like I'm in a bit
of a pickle here.

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Mmm...

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Line it up, Bugsy boy.

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Sir, you are a genius!

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Uh-oh! (GRUNTS)

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Oh, at least I'm outside.

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Are you kidding me?

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Okay, Squeaks,
I'm headed your way.

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All the way over there.

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Nothing to it, but to do it.

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(MEOWS)

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Uh, meow?

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Mmm-mmm! (MEOWS LOUDLY)

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(GASPS)

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(SCREAMS)

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Uh-oh.

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(SCREAMING)

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I almost made it.

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But how am I going to get
way up there?

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A-ha! There's my ride.

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Hi-ya!

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To Squeaks, you birdbrain.

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Faster, birdbrain, faster.

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(SCREAMS)

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I gotta swim. It's too deep.

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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Oh, that's some high-rise
Squeaks lives in.

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Oh, well, you never
do appreciate the top

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unless you start out
at the bottom.

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That's what people
who start out at the bottom
always say.

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(STRAINING) Almost there.

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(PANTING)

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Squeaks, open up in there.

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Huh?

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-(CACKLING)
-Laugh it up, furball.

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Are you done?

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Are you outta your
cotton-picking mind
wishing me... Oh...

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I've never been
in your place before.

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It's really nice.

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Is that 7.1 surround sound?

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Uh-huh.

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Wait a minute!

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Just where do you get off
wishing me smaller than you?

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Do you have any idea
how hard it is to be short?

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No.

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Oh, I guess I haven't been
very understanding

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about the difficulties of
being vertically challenged.

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Really, I am sorry.

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Squeaks, I'm growing,

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both literally
and figuratively.

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(SHOUTS) I'm growing!

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(GRUNTS)

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Well, I guess it's true.

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The bigger you are,
the harder you fall.

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Come on, little buddy,
let's go get ourselves
a short stack.

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(SQUEAKING)

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A pancake, Squeaks!

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It's just an expression.

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Sometimes you're so sensitive!

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪