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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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(INSTRUMENTAL FUNK
MUSIC PLAYING)

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(FLY BUZZING)

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(ELECTRONIC FUNK
MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INSTRUMENTAL ROCK
MUSIC PLAYING)

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(TOILET FLUSHING)

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I wasn't so sure after
the spinning lily pad ride

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but these deep-fried carrots
really hit the spot.

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(CHITTERING EXCITEDLY)

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What is it, Squeaks?

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Milk bottle toss,

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three balls for $5.

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Everyone knows
these games are rigged.

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(CHITTERING)

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You want that giant
stuffed acorn?

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Buddy, you're gonna end up
spending more than
that thing's worth.

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(CHITTERING)

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Oh, all right.
It's your money.

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-(CHITTERING)
-All right, a couple
of suck... I mean customers.

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I'll take this.

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Okay, Squeaks, go for it!

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(CHITTERING)

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SHIFTY: Ooh, strike one.

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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

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Oh, so close.

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Strike two!

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Hmm, that was
a little bit too close.

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Put a little pepper
on this one, Squeaks.

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(CHITTERING)

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Hey, what's the big idea?

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He hit it dead on,
and it didn't even budge.

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What are you talking about?

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I run a clean operation here.

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Clean operation, huh?

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You heard me. It's not
my fault your friend
throws like a squirrel.

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And I doubt you could
do much better.

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Sorry to burst your bubble.

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Ah!

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(WHIMPERING)

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All right, you chiseler.
What's it gonna take
for me to win that acorn?

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Oh, it's easy.

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All you have to do is win
just one of my games
and it's yours.

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Anyone can do it,
except maybe puny
squirrels and, uh, rabbits.

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You game?

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All right, buster.
You're on. Hold this, Squeaks.

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(BREATHING DEEPLY)

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Go ahead, knock yourself out.

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(LAUGHS)

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-(GRUNTS)
-BUGS: Sorry, I naturally
aim to the left.

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Hold on. Okay, go.

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(GROANS)

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-Sorry, overcompensated.
-(GIGGLING)

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Ah, come on, you're supposed
to hit the bottles.

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Last try.

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Okay, go!

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You missed!

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(GRUNTS)

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Strike three, I'm out!

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You see?
Look how easy this is.

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Anyone can do it,
even a rabbit.

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Care to try?

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Okay, I'll bite.
How much is this one?

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One dollar gets you one dart.

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Three dollars
gets you two darts.

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Or, for the best deal,
five dollars gets you
three darts.

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-Hmm... How about
I do it with no darts?
-Huh?

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No darts?

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-What do you think, Squeaks?
-Huh?

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I said, "No darts."

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Oh!

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(CHITTERING)

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The customer is always right.
No darts it is.

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That'll still be a dollar.

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(LAUGHS)

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Go right ahead.

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One, two...

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Squeaks!

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Huh? What the...

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One, two... Squeaks!

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Huh? How the...

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That's impossible!

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-One...
-I know you're
up to something.

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-Two...
-I'm warning you!

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-Squeaks!
-Whoa!

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(SCREAMING)

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This game is called,
"Hammer Time".

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You've just got to hit
this platform hard enough
to ring that bell.

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This'll be easy.

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Oh, no, rabbit.
You need to be shorter
than me to play this game.

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Only this little guy
can take a swing
at this one.

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(STRAINING)

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Oh, is that too heavy
for youse?

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Why don't you try this one
for size?

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Don't let him
rattle you, Squeaks.

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It's not the size
of the hammer,
it's how you swing it.

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It's mind-over-matter, buddy.
You can do it.

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(STRAINING)

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(CHITTERING)

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Feeling blue
'cause you're a weakling?

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Allow me to lift your spirits.

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(SCREAMS)

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(GROANS)

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(LAUGHING)

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BUGS: Step right up,
step right up!

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Who among you
has the bravery,
the panache,

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to take on the dump tank?

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You there, wouldn't you like
to win something for
your special someone?

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-Well, I, uh...
-It's easy, friend.

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All you have to do to win
is sit on this dump tank
and let my assistant here

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try to hit the target.

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He only gets one try!

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I'll do it. That squirrel
will never dump me.

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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
this prize is as good as mine.

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Isn't he brave, folks?

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Sitting on the dump tank
full of angry piranhas.

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(STAMMERING) Piranhas!

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(PIRANHAS GROWLING)

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Oh, my! It's time
for a shift change.

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Squeaks, take a break.

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(BLOWS WHISTLE)

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(STRAINING)

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(THUMPING)

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Thanks, little guy.
Cal will take over from here.

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Now, please, step out
of my zone.

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My Cal-zone!

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(GASPS)

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(SCREAMS)

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Oh, no, no, no!

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This one was made
just for you.

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All you got to do
is knock over those
milk bottles and you win.

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-Upsy-daisy.
-Whoa!

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Fire when ready, Squeaks.

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Okay!

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(SHIFTY GROANING)

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(SHIFTY SCREAMS)

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(GROANING)

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Hey, those milk bottles
are glued down.

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No, they ain't.
They're just really,
really heavy.

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I'll prove it to you.

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I guess they
weren't glued down.

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Congratulations, for...

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-(MURMURING)
-(GROANS)

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It's all fun and games
until you don't play fair.

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪