(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
Sure hope this figurine of a bunny getting a shampoo makes it to my mom unbroken.
(EXCLAIMS)
Mama's figurine! Are you okay there, buddy?
Okay, I'll circle back to you. Who did this?
What's the big idea?
-Hey buddy, I'm talking to you. -(WHIRRING)
I don't have time to talk to a bucktoothed beaver wannabe.
I have an election to win.
Huh?
You can't put a sign here. This is my front lawn.
This isn't your lawn.
It's the forest's lawn. And if I'm elected mayor,
then rabbits won't even have a lawn,
because this entire forest will be for beavers only.
(GROANS)
You think you're going to be elected mayor?
Who's going to vote for you?
-I'm the only one running. -We'll see about that.
And remember, a vote for Squint Eatswood
is a vote for beavers everywhere.
BUGS: I am a candidate for all animals.
I was born and raised right here in the forest.
I say, vote for Bugs!
No lazy lapine is going to out-stump me.
Ha! I say vote for beaver!
Vote for Bugs!
(GROWLING)
(PANTING)
Ah. Vote for...
Huh?
-Vote for Bugs. -(SCREAMS)
(SQUINT GROANS)
What the...
No, no, no, no! (EXCLAIMS)
You can chew up all the signs you want, I'll just put up more.
Two can play at that game.
Well, looks like we've run out of space.
I guess it's a draw.
Wait, there's one more spot! I win.
That does it! I demand a debate.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the first debate.
(STUTTERING)
No, no, no, no, no. Not a chance.
If we let that pig do all the talking,
we'll never get through this cartoon.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the first and only debate between the mayoral candidates.
Let's begin with a question for Mr. Eatswood.
What would you say is your first priority
should you be elected mayor?
To make the forest safe and affordable for beavers only!
And candidate number two, what is your response?
We'll circle back to you. Mr. Bunny, your retort.
Can you repeat the question?
What do you hope to accomplish in running for mayor?
To win.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Well played, Mr. Bunny. All right, Mr. Eatswood.
How do you plan to tackle the education debacle in the Redwoods?
Uh... Um...
With a lot of class.
Mr. Bunny. Who should we vote for?
-Bugs. -Correct.
Mr. Eatswood, explain time.
Huh? Uh...
-Can you repeat the... -Explain time.
Explain...
-We don't have time for that. -(ALL LAUGHING)
Time is...
You take the five and carry it over the...
Get your ponchos! Get them while they're dry.
Can I take a stab at this one? I think time is up.
Again, nice work, Mr. Rabbit.
We understand there's been a bit of mudslinging in the course of the campaign.
I assure you, I refuse to stoop...
Oh, ha-ha, Mr. Eatswood.
I should have expected such a metaphor play from your party.
I would never.
These are the kind of wild accusations
you can expect from a filthy mud-loving rabbit!
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
(MUTTERING)
There you are! I've been looking all over for you.
-Who are you? -I am your campaign manager.
Your poll numbers are skyrocketing.
Whoops! I have it upside down.
Oh my, looks like we need to turn your campaign around.
Come on, it's time for your big speech.
All you need to do is read the teleprompter. Here, use my glasses.
My fellow animals, we have nothing to fear but my getting elected.
If elected, I promise to steal all your houses and your wives.
-(LAUGHS) -(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS)
Ask not what your country can do for you,
but what you can do for me,
which is give me all your money.
Also, I want you to know that I have a lot of boogers in my fur,
and I will use those boogers to make you food.
-Huh? -What?
(LAUGHING)
-Oh, I'll get you, rabbit. -Uh-oh, time to vote.
No one outvotes a beaver.
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
That's it! The polls are closed.
The winner by a landslide is this guy.
Here are the keys to the forest.
Well, folks, that's democracy in action.
Mama's carrot soup recipe is guaranteed to win.
Whoa!
My pot! My soup! What did I trip over?
Another pot? Of all the luck!
Well, if I hurry, I can gather everything I need and still make the cook off.
Hoity-toity-toity.
Oh, no! Me lucky pot of gold!
I left it unattended for weeks right here.
BUGS:♪ The farmer in the dell
Shuddery shamrocks, what's that?
♪ Hai ho the derry-o The farmer in the dell
Potato chips!
LEPRECHAUN: Those are the biggest rabbit's feet I've ever seen.
Just one of those lucky charms would be more than enough to fill me pot of gold.
♪ The farmer in... ♪
-(STRAING) -Um... Can I help you?
Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice you have me pot of gold.
Pot of gold? Look, pal, when I found this pot, it was empty.
Yeah, well, I've made some bad investments...
And truth to be told, I'd be willing to trade me pot
for just one of your giant lucky rabbit's feet.
Sorry, pal. Finders keepers. Oh, look at the time!
I'm late for the cook-off as is. So I'll just be on my way.
All right! I tried being nice with you.
But I will be taking that foot. It's up to you now.
Do you want to do this the easy or the hard way?
Hmm... Let's do it the hard way.
What?
(GURGLING)
Oh, the hard way it is!
Ahoy!
A true outdoorsman like yourself needs a sturdy pair of work boots.
Just slip on the bad boys
and I will demonstrate the durability of the reinforced steel ankle.
Thanks, but not interested.
Kettle cooked!
Bugsie, baby! Just in time.
I just need you to plant your feet here in this quick drying cement.
No! Not yet.
What do you say there, baby?
-You're totes down? -No, thanks.
Oh, big barbecue! Huh?
(SCREAMS)
Hoity toity toity toity. I've been fair with ye.
But I'll be needing that foot and I need it now!
Look, doc, you obviously haven't thought this through.
What do you mean?
Well, you are offering to trade your pot here for my foot, right?
-Aye. -Because my foot will bring you luck, right?
-Aye. -And luck will get you gold, right?
Aye!
But if I have your pot, where are you going to put your gold?
I hadn't thought of that. You better find a pot first.
Wait a minute. If I have me gold, then I could buy me pot back.
-Now you're thinking. -So, how much for the pot?
-This pot? -Yeah, that pot!
-It's not for sale. -Oh, come on. Everything has a price.
-Not everything. -Name your price.
-Okay. All your gold. -What? Why, that's highway robbery!
Oh, all right, fine!
Would you be willing to take an IOU?
-Really? I give an inch? -Oh, come on. I need this pot!
If I don't have a pot, I won't have anywhere
to put the gold that I get from the luck that I got from the pot
that I traded you for the pot in the first place!
Fine. I will take an IOU if you will.
-Fine. -Fine.
-Fine! -Fine!
(GROWLS)
Ha, that's how it is done!
When you go toe to toe, shameless or scanty,
you'd better bring your A game.
I got me pot just like I...
Oh! (GRUNTS) Give me that foot.
Fine, I'll give you my foot but first, you gotta give me a hand.
-A hand? -Hand me the 10 cups of diced carrots.
Now, two tablespoons of finely ground pepper.
-There, there. -One clove of garlic...
-There, there, there, there! -One cup of celery...
-Finally, one can of bam! -I don't see the can o' bam.
-I got it. -(THUD)
Shepard's pie!
(GRUNTS)
-Mmm... -What's with all the racket?
(LAUGHING)
(EAGLE SCREECHES)
-(PANTING) -Oh... (CHOKING)
Ooh!
Drat! Me cloud's run dry.
(EXCLAIMS)
(PLAYING PIPE)
Do you think a wee bit of pipe is going to stop me in me tracks?
What the...
LEPRECHAUN: I'll get that foot yet.
Oh, come on, just step inside!
Oh, for St. Peter's sake!
(CROWD CHEERING)
Yeah, yeah. That's right. (LAUGHING)
-(GRUNTS) -Ta-da!
(CROWD CHEERING)
Congratulations. You are one spectacular dancer.
So light on your feet.
And also the blue ribbon winner in today's fourth Annual Cook-off.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Gather around, everybody. Soup's on!
I told you I'd win the blue ribbon.
That's easy when you got two rabbit's feet.
Go away.
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪