(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
(HUMMING)
Bugs! You there?
(BIGFOOT SNIFFING)
Smells like it's coming from Lady's house.
Oh, hey! I didn't know Lady had a kitty cat!
Oh no! Kitty got out. I'm sure Lady wouldn't want her kitty to run away.
-Hey, kitty! -(WHIMPERING)
-Stay still, kitty, I'm here to help you. Got you. -Oh...
Hey, Lady! I got your kitty.
Lady's not home. I know. I'll just slide you under the door.
-(POUNDING) -(GRUNTS)
-BIGFOOT: Maybe you'll fit through here. -(GROANING)
(POUNDING)
Over the top?
(GROANING)
Ah!
-Oh... -Hey, how about the keyhole?
Ah!
Come back here.
(GRUNTING)
Bad kitty! Don't you hide from me.
-(LOUD SLAM) -Hi, kitty!
(SCREAMING)
-(THUD) -Ow.
(SCREAMING)
(SHUDDERING)
Kitty keeps running away. So kitty needs a collar.
(BELL TINKLING)
(SNARLS)
-(SCREECHES) -BIGFOOT: Aw.
You're a cute, kitty. Now, hold still.
(GRUNTS)
Huh? Kitty, where'd you go?
(PANTING)
There you are. Ready for your collar?
-(SCREAMING) -(GAGS)
-(GRUNTING) -(SNAPPING)
Ready or not, here I come!
(CHITTERING LOUDLY)
(PANTING)
Phew...
Oh no! Kitty's stuck up in a tree.
How will I get her down?
Hmm...
(SLAMS)
Hold on, kitty. I'll get you down. I brought Lady's ladder.
Easy, easy.
Hmm, still not tall enough.
-I know! I'll get more of Lady's stuff. -(TREMORS)
Okay, Lady's TV, Lady's chair,
-Lady's other chair, Lady's bathrobe... -Huh? Geez.
BIGFOOT: Lady's dresser,
-lamp, safe, Lady's vacuum... -(RATTLING)
Lady's closet door, Lady's stove...
(PANTING)
(BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF)
Lady's armchair,
Lady's magazine rack and finally, Lady's umbrella.
Don't worry, kitty, here I come.
-(SQUEAKS) -Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa!
Yay!
-(SCREAMING) -Hey,
-you're going to miss all the fun! -(BOTH SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
Huh? (CHUCKLES) Hey, kitty, don't go away now.
-Don't you worry, kitty... -(GRUNTING)
Mmm, I'll take care of you until Lady gets home.
You must be hungry.
Hmm? What do kitties eat?
(CHIRPING)
-(SQUAWKING) -Look, kitty. I got you din-dins.
-Oh no, no, no... -(SMACKING)
(GULPING)
What's the matter? Does kitty have a hairball?
-(POUNDING) -(COUGHS)
(GAGS)
-Now, doesn't that feel better? -(COUGHS)
Now let's get you cleaned up and ready for beddy-bye.
-(GRUNTING) -Okay, kitty, time to get cleaned.
(EXCLAIMING)
♪ Splishy, splashy, wash the kitty
♪ Make the kitty, oh so... ♪
-(SCREECHES) -Uh...
(GROANS)
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
Kitty.
Bad kitty, bad! It's not playtime after bath.
-Aww, I can't stay mad at you! -(STRUGGLING)
Now, aren't you ready for sleepy nigh-nigh?
Here you go, kitty.
-Gonna tuck you in, nice and tight. -(GRUNTING)
Aww, cute kitty.
-(SCREAMING) -Good kitty.
(PURRING) Ah.
Once upon a time, there was a pretty orange kitty
whose best friend had lots of fur.
They had so much fun together, playing all day... Huh?
(SNORING)
Aww, the little fella's fast asleep. Shh!
-Thanks for the super fun day, kitty. -(EXHALES)
BIGFOOT: Sleep tight, kitty.
-(CRASH) -(HUMMING)
Ah, what a long day. I'm so tired.
I can't wait to go into my room, sit down and relax.
What?
My house! All my furniture is missing.
How did this happen?
Whoever did this is going to get a piece of my...
-Squeaks! -(STAMMERS) Meow?
You better have a good explanation of what the heck happened here.
(CHITTERING EXCITEDLY)
All right, all right, believe me. I know what a day with Bigfoot is like.
(YAWNS)
Ah, let's just call it a day and tomorrow we can tackle this with fresh eyes.
-(YAWNS) -(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
-(SNORING) -(PURRING)
-(FOOTSTEPS) -Canonball!
(CRASH)
-(HORSE WHINNYING) -(THUD)
Ah, the rodeo.
All the smells of the zoo with less interesting animals.
-SAM: What in tarnation? -(HORSE WHINNYING)
I can't see a ding darn thing, you blocking prairie rat, let's see how he likes it.
What the... Well, two can play at this game.
All right, Sam, you win. You wanna be in front, by all means, do it.
Ha! Nobody beats Yosemite Sam, and lucky me, a front row seat.
(HORN BLOWING)
-Huh, what's that horn mean? -(WOOD CREAKING)
-(SHUDDERING) Whoa, whoa, whoa... -(WHINNIES)
Come on, Sammy boy! Ride 'em, cowboy! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo.
Whoa!
Whoa, boy. Oh, come on, boy. Please, whoa!
-SAM: Ah! (GROANING) -There you are!
We've been looking all over for you. No time to lay around,
-we gotta get another bull in the chute. -Whoa!
Oh.
Ugh, razzen frazzen!
No, Sam, not that one, that one!
Which one?
That one in the back.
Pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, just passing through...
-(BULLS SNORTING)-Pardonnez-moi!
Horse biscuits.
Yep, that's him.
-(GROWLING) -(SHUDDERING) Let's go, big fella. Nice bull.
-(HORN BLOWING) -Whoa!
-(BULLS MOOING) -(SAM GROANING)
Whoa!
-(GROWLING) -Byeee...
Get back here, varmint! Huh?
-Hi, Sam! -Why you...
(GRUNTING) Come on.
Argh! (BREATHING HEAVILY)
-Whew! -Need a towel, doc?
-Thank you, kindly. -No sweat!
Awful nice of you, rabbit! Folks say chivalry is dead. Wait a minute.
(CHUCKLES)
(GROANS)
Oh, razzen frazzen... Where'd you go, rabbit?
Ladies and gentlemen,
allow me to introduce Sammy, the rodeo clown.
Ooh, you big-eared galoot!
-(HONKS) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Ooh!
BUGS: Do some tricks, clown!
-No way, rabbit. -(AUDIENCE BOOING)
Oh, all right, far be it for me to be disappoint my fans!
Whoo! Nobody works the rope like Yosemite Sam, rabbit!
Whoo-hoo!
What the... Where'd I go?
Rabbit? Hey! What the... Oh! Pull me back, rabbit!
So cold, so dark. Oh, don't send me back!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(GRUNTING)
All right, we're gonna finish this thing in the ring! Pick your bull.
Huh? Only two bulls. We'll have to flip for it.
Lucky thing I brought my two-face Confederate penny.
Heads, I choose, tails you lose.
(CHUCKLES)
Looks like I'll be riding Daisy today.
Ooh, that's a lotta bull.
-You chose poorly. -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
ANNOUNCER: The first, Bugs Bunny riding Hannibull Lector.
(SNORTS)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
-(CLOCK BUZZING)-Amazing, what a ride!
Up next, Sammy, the rodeo clown on Daisy.
The trick is to stay on, huh?
Well, I gots an easy way to do that...
(CHUCKLES) Let's see if you can shake me off now. Start the clock!
(PINGS)
Yee-haw!
Whoa-ho-ho!
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
Whoa! Don't listen to him, you belligerent bovine. Uh-oh!
(SAM GROANING)
(SAM SCREAMING)
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
(CONTINUES TO GROAN)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Great! Beautiful twirl, Daisy.
I did it. I've done tamed this beast!
Somebody should've told him he only needs to stay on for eight seconds.
Hee, hee, hee, hee.
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪