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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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(YAWNING)

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Not today, Doc.

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-(TRUMPET BLOWS)
-Hello, fair rabbit!

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It is I, Sir Littlechin.

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Might you assist me in
capturing the Hooded Bear
of the Northern Fjords?

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Uh, no thanks.

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(HUMMING)

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I'll be needing
that foot, rabbit,

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and I'll be needing it now.

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You've gotta be kidding me.
What's next?

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I take this forest as my own!

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Oh, well.
No use fighting fighting.

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Let's do this!

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(GROWLING)

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Tally-ho.

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Rabbit!

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(GRUNTING)

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Huh? Wait,
what's going on here?

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I wasn't paying attention.

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Hey, lady,
wanna play patty cake?

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Not now, Bigfoot.
I sorta got my hands full!

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(ALL GROWLING)

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Uh, how about now?

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(EXCLAIMING)

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SHAMELESS: Soda bread!

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-Gotcha, rabbit!
-Tally-ho!

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BARBARIAN: I crush you!

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(BARBARIAN GRUNTING)

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♪ Oh, Danny Boy

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♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪

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I can't keep this up forever.

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Hey, Littlechin!
Wanna hunt a leprechaun?

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What?

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Tally-ho, a leprechaun!

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-(BUGS GIGGLING)
-(GRIM RABBIT GROWLING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Let's make this
a little more interesting.

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BUGS: Hey, Doc.
GRIM RABBIT: Huh?

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My name isn't
even on this list.

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Hmm.

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(SHAMELESS YELLING)

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Get back here,
you forest sprite!

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LITTLECHIN: Tally-ho!
Oh! My bloomers!

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-Huh?
-Those lucky rabbit's
feet be mine.

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You mind if I play a little
leg-severing music
while you work?

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-(CELTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh, whatever you
want, rabbit. Blimey!

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Me foot! Oh, oh, oh!

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I can't resist the sound
of me homeland!

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I'm coming, Mama!

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I'm coming! (SCREAMS)

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-(GROWLING)
-Yikes!

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Lady! Now can we
play patty cake?

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SHAMELESS: Oi!

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(SLURPING)

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Not now, Bigfoot!

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-Later!
-(GRUNTING)

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(SHAMELESS YELLING)

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What the? Now, this will
bring me ten times the luck
of a wee rabbit's foot!

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-(GRUNTING)
-Whee!

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BUGS: Bigfoot!

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-Coming, lady!
-(SQUISHING)

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(GRIM RABBIT GROWLING)

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(GROANING) Me back!

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Patrick Stewart's
potato salad!

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An immortal, magical
rabbit's foot.

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This would have me set
for life! La-dee... (SCREAMS)

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Rabbit!

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Enough jesting about!

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You must help me find
the Hooded Bear!

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Once I've tagged this beast...

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BIGFOOT: Oh, we love
to play tag!

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-(CLANGING)
-(LITTLECHIN YELLING)

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You're it!

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(SLURRING) I love a Gingham
summer dress,

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but the spaghetti straps
make me look fat.

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That's three down,
just one more to go.

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-Now, I just gotta...
-Play patty cake?

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-No, Bigfoot, not now!
-Okay.

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(YELLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(CHOMPING NOISILY)

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-(SPITS)
-(BUGS SCREAMS)

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(BUGS GRUNTS)

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Look, the only way any of us
are getting out of here

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is if we defeat
the Barbarian together.

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What say you,
reaper of rabbits?

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-Mmm-hmm.
-SHAMELESS: Fine!

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Let's do this.

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-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
-(BARBARIAN GRUNTING)

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Finally where I belong!

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Here we come, haggis head!

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Release the Krakos!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!

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(CRASHING)

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(ALL GRUNTING AND EXCLAIMING)

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Hey! It's him.

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The Great White Hooded Bear
of the Northern Fjords!

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A-ha! Oh!

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Up for a little
bare-knuckle boxing, are we?

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Oh, no!
I can hardly "bear" it.

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(SLURRING) It's just
an Ursa Minor scratch.

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Things are getting grizzly.

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Is that koala you got?

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(GROANING)

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Keep it up, Littlechin!
You're wearing him out!

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(BARBARIAN LAUGHING)

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You thought
you could defeat me?

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You need someone much bigger
and stronger than you
if you hope to take me down!

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Bigfoot!

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That's my name,
don't wear it out.

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I wanna play patty cake now!

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(GROWLING)

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BIGFOOT: Patty cake!

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♪ Patty cake, patty cake Baker's man

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♪ Bake me a cake as fast as you can! ♪

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Hey, Bigfoot, I have
a new game for you to play.

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All you have to do is put
everyone here in a sack.

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I love putting things
in sacks!

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-Wait, what? No!
-(GIGGLING)

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No sack!

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(ALL GROANING AND MUMBLING)

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In you go! All done.
Now what?

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Now you gotta beat
the lumps out.

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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Whoo-hoo!

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Now, you just gotta
toss the sack into the woods,

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and you win!

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No, I won't.

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You said I have to put
everyone in the sack,

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but you're not in here yet.

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Yipe!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(CRASHING)

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Okay. Come back now!

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BIGFOOT: Lady?

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(KNOCKING)

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-(GRUMBLING)
-(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

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Oh, for crying out loud!
He's not at home, tree rat.

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Take the hint and beat it.

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Ah!

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(SIGHS)

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Finally, some peace and quiet.

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(SQUEAKING)

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I finally get some
rest and relaxation
in my own front yard,

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and I am not about to let
Bugs' pesky partner
in crime ruin my plan!

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(SCREAMING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(SQUEAKING ANGRILY)

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Ah! Hmm.

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(CACKLING)

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(SQUEAKS WHIMPERING)

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-(WHIMPERING GROWING LOUDER)
-What is it now?

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(SQUEAKS GROANING)

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Oh, no. I'm not falling
for your ruse, hairball.

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Oh, dear.

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Bugs would be incorrigible
if I let something happen to
his cantankerous compatriot.

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Are you okay, faker?

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Are you playing possum,
possum?

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(COUGHING FEEBLY)

166
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Oh, no! Seems I really
hurt the little gerbil.

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Ah, but don't worry.

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I'll have you up
and annoyingly annoying
in no time.

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First things first.

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You're going to need
some bed rest.

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Allow me to introduce you
to my numerical
adjustable bed.

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Trademark pending.

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Here, allow me to demonstrate.

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This easy-to-use controller
allows this beauty to adapt
in any way you require.

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Number one will
raise your head,

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number eight
will raise your feet.

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Over 200 numerical
combinations

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guaranteed to
raise your spirits!

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And, if the customer
orders now,

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they'll get an upgrade that
includes the pillow plumper!

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(WILE CHUCKLING)

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Here, give it a whirl.

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-(BEEPING)
-(WILE GRUNTING)

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-(WILE GRUNTING)
-(CONTROLLER BEEPING)

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(CLANKING)

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(MOANS)

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(SLURRING) The bed just
did a number on me.

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And I just did
a number in the bed.

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(LAUGHING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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Okay, I think what
you need most now is rest.

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But should you need anything,

193
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anything at all,
just blow this horn.

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(HORN BLOWING)

195
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Yes?

196
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You want me to elevate
your feet? But you're holding
the controller, I mean you...

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(SQUEAKING)

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(LAUGHING) Never mind.

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There.

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(HORN BLOWING)

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(ANGRILY) What is it now?

202
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I mean... Yes?

203
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(SQUEAKING)

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A glass of water?

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I guess that's reasonable.

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Here you go.

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(SQUEAKING)

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A straw? Why you...

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(SQUEAKING)

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(GROWLING)

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Coming right up.

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One water with straw.

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(SQUEAKING)

214
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A bendy straw?

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-You want a bendy straw?
-Uh-huh.

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Oh, I'll give you
a bendy straw.

217
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Ta da!

218
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Hmm. (SQUEAKS)

219
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(MUTTERING)

220
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(HORN BLOWING)

221
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You know what?
Let's give the horn a rest.

222
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(WHINING)

223
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You're hungry?
I have just the thing.

224
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Bicarbonate of soda,
monoglutamate five,

225
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rice starch,
a drop of antihistamine,

226
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an ounce of quinoa,
a dram of bounce back-a-tude,

227
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and voila!

228
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(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

229
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I just whipped up a batch
of Wile E. Coyote's

230
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aches and pains sure-fire
fever and cold cure-all.

231
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This little concoction has
been in my family for, oh,
fifteen seconds now.

232
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One dose of this potent potion
and you'll be fixed
in no time.

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Ew!
No, no, no, no.

234
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If you don't want to drink
this healing elixir, I will.

235
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Uh, to my health.

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(GULPING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

238
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Next time, lighter
on the cyclamate.

239
00:10:02,637 --> 00:10:06,740
(GRUNTING) And maybe
eliminate the caffeine?

240
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:07,842
(GRUMBLING INCOHERENTLY)

241
00:10:07,909 --> 00:10:10,110
And maybe cut back
on the glucose!

242
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(SCREAMS)

243
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Definitely lighter
on the cyclamate.

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BUGS: ♪ There were four in the bed and the little one said

245
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♪ roll over roll over ♪

246
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-Oh, no! Bugs is back!
-Whoo-hoo!

247
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(SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY)

248
00:10:23,658 --> 00:10:27,829
Well, at least one of us
is feeling better.

249
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Wait! Don't
tell on me, please!

250
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Uh-oh.

251
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-♪ And one fell out there were two in the bed ♪
-(SQUEAKING URGENTLY)

252
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-Oh, hiya, Squeaks.
-(HORN BLOWING)

253
00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:46,442
-What's that all about?
-(SQUEAKING)

254
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:47,949
Ah, Squeaks.

255
00:10:48,016 --> 00:10:50,718
Answering the call
from a friend in need.

256
00:10:50,785 --> 00:10:55,289
Your willingness
to nurse me back to health
moves me deeply.

257
00:10:55,356 --> 00:10:57,224
-(CONTROLLER CLICKS)
-Uh-oh.

258
00:10:57,291 --> 00:11:01,941
-(WILE YELLING)
-(BED SLAMMING)

259
00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:06,801
♪ Going down the rabbit hole

260
00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:10,304
♪ Where we're going no one knows

261
00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:11,639
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

262
00:11:11,706 --> 00:11:12,873
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪