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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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You turn, Squeaks.

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(SQUEAKING TRIUMPHANTLY)

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Pretty sneaky, Squeaks.

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But let's see how you
handle going face-to-face
with my Pegasus.

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(TRUMPET BLARING)

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It is I, Sir Littlechin.

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I am hunting a unicorn.

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Have you seen one?

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No, we haven't seen a unicorn.

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You do know
what a unicorn
looks like, don't you?

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Yes, we know what
a unicorn looks like.

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It's basically a horse
with a horn on its head.

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-You mean like this?
-(CLANKING)

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Now, why don't you take
your little toy horn

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and look for more
imaginary creatures
somewhere else.

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Unicorn? Of course
I haven't seen a unicorn,
because they don't...

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A unicorn!

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(SQUEAKING)

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Well, what do you know?
These things really do exist.

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(SQUEAKING)

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Are you saying that
if you touch a unicorn
it will grant you a wish?

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(GNAWING)

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Ah.

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I don't believe it!

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She does grant wishes.

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Now let's see
if you can pull this off.

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I wish I had
a purple scooter

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ridden by
an opera-singing hippo.

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(SINGING OPERA)

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Well, what do you know?
It's true.

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(TRUMPET BLARING)

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We can't let him see you!

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I wish you were hidden.

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Make way! Where is it?
Where is the unicorn?

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I just saw a singing
hippo on a scooter,

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so I know a unicorn is
around here somewhere!

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Eh, maybe you've been
hitting the mutton
a little too hard lately?

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Look, naysayer,
you may not know it,

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but a unicorn
can grant any wish
you might desire.

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I wish to capture the unicorn
so that I might become

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the greatest knight
in all the land!

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Sure, Doc.
We've seen a unicorn.

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Follow me.

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I'm almost sure
we saw a unicorn
right over this hill.

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Or maybe it was
that hill. Hmm.

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(NEIGHING)

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Hey! Isn't that
Merlin the magician?

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Merlin you say? Where?

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That scoundrel made
my girlfriend disappear,
and he didn't even use magic.

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(ANNOYED SQUEAKING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(SQUEAKS WHISTLING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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Hey, Mac, is that
what you're looking for?

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LITTLECHIN: Oh, there it is!

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Tally-ho!

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A-ha! I wish to be
the greatest knight
in all the land!

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(SNORTING)

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(LITTLECHIN SCREAMING)

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(SLURRING)
That wasn't a unicorn.

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(RUMBLING)

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Huh?

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Oh, whew! I thought
it was an earthquake,

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but it's just that squirrel
sitting atop a growing
pile of nuts!

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Wait a minute.

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That's more nuts
than any squirrel
could wish for!

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Wish for? The unicorn!

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-(GIGGLING)
-Squeaks, what
were you thinking?

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A-ha! The unicorn!

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No unicorns here, Doc.

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-(GIGGLING)
-(GROWLING)

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(NEIGHING)

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(BOTH GROWLING)

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I wish I had
a bejeweled sword
to slay this rabbit!

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BUGS: Yipes!

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I wish your sword
was a chicken!

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(CLUCKING LOUDLY)

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I wish I had a mace!

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BUGS: I wish you were wearing
a dress and high heels!

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(EXCLAIMS) Oh, blast!
I broke a heel!

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-I wish this rabbit
was a fly!
-(BUZZING)

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I wish you forgot
what you were gonna wish for!

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Gadzooks!
I've forgotten my wish.

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And it was going to be
great and really mean.

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Wait, I know!
I wish I rembered my wish.

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-I wish you forgot.
-Rember!

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-Forgot.
-Rember.

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-Forgot!
-Rember!

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I wish you had
a tiny helmet!

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(STRAINING) I wish you were
being chased by a hungry ogre.

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Oh, yeah? Well...

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BOTH: I wish you couldn't
do wishes anymore!

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-BOTH: Ha!
-(OGRE YELLING)

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Did that ogre wish
go through before or after

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the "couldn't do wishes
anymore" wish happened?

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(GRUNTING) Me hungry!

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I'd say before.
I'd get a move on, Doc.

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I wouldn't stick around
to see how this goes ogre!

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(SCREAMING)

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Wait for me! Wait!

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-(SCREAMING)
-Food in dress.

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-Yipes!
-Ah!

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Oh, no! He's got us
uni-cornered.

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Hey, wait! Don't we
get a last meal?

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Last meal? You my next meal!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(MEOWING)

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Great job, Squeaks!

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A-ha, yes. This tiny
tree rat saved our lives!

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-He's not a rat,
he's a squirrel.
-(SQUEAKS GROWLING)

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What's the difference?

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(HIGH PITCHED VOICE)
Oh! That's the difference.

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(GROWLING)

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Oh, King Arthur's court!
I've got to go!

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(LITTLECHIN SCREAMING)

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Looks like Sir Littlechin
finally got
what he wished for.

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And you won't have to worry
about him chasing you
anymore, unicorn.

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You know what?

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You've been granting all
our wishes, but no one has
asked you what you want.

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(ENGINE REVVING)

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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What do you know?
That was gonna be
my next wish.

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When I got this free trip
to Ireland, I thought
it was too good to be true.

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SHAMELESS: Top o' the morning
to you, Mr. Bunny!

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I'm glad you got
me invitation

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for this all-expenses-paid
tour of me motherland!

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I'm Shemalley O'Shaughnessy.

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I'll be your tour guide
on the Emerald Isle.

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Sounds good,
Shemalley O'Shaughnessy.

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SHAMELESS:
Samuel Beckett's bunions!

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There they are, Shameless.

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Those monstrous,
lucky rabbit's feet!

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I can't believe that bunny
fell for me free-trip ruse.

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BUGS: Who are you talking to?

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Just organizing my thoughts
for today's tour.

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He may tower over me now,
but when he goes home, he'll
be a couple of feet shorter!

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Your tour begins here.

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Wow, is this one of those
meadows I read about
in the travel brochure?

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Yes, it's an Irish tradition
for visitors to run through
our vast, lush, dense fields!

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Last one in
is a soggy biscuit!

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Whee! Whoo-hoo!

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La, la, la!
I'm frolicking!

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Once he puts even
the daintiest tootsie
in one of those bear traps

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that I hid in the
meadow... Snap!

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Then those rabbit feet
and all of their luck
will be mine! (SCREAMS)

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What a great walk, Doc.

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And look, I found this.

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I don't really need
this luck, since I've got
these big feet anyway.

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Jumpin' James Joyce!
I need that luck!

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-Oscar...
-(BEAR TRAP SNAPS)

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-Wilde's...
-(BEAR TRAP SNAPS)

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-Warts! (SCREAMING)
-(BEAR TRAP SNAPS)

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Think I left all
my luck back there.

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The second stop
on your tour of Ireland
is the Blarney Stone.

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If you want the gift of gab,
you need to kiss it.

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Okay, Doc.

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And when you kiss it,
you'll trigger the dynamite
I've rigged to it

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and I'll blow you
to kingdom come.

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Leaving, of course,
your lucky feet for
old Shameless O...

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All done! Easy peasy.

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You kissed it already?
Oh, Michael Flatley's
flat feet!

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(GRUNTING)

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I don't understand!

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It's all rigged up correctly.

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(KISSING)

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Huh?

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(KISSING)

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Argh!

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-(WHISTLING)
-(KISSING)

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(IN IRISH ACCENT)
I can give it a look,
if you'd like!

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-Yes, please.
-(MUTTERING)

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-Ah, here's your
problem, Doc.
-Is it serious?

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Parts and labor,
you're look at 200 euro.

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What? This is highway robbery!

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(CLATTERING)

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When I give you
the signal, try again!

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This better work
after what I paid you.

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Okay, go!

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(KISSING)

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(EXPLOSION)

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(GRUNTING)

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Now I have the gab... (GRUNTS)

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SHAMELESS: The next stop on your tour is this here quaint bed and breakfast.

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There is nothing finer
than Irish hospitality.

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So I figured I'd tuck
you in here and let
you catch 40 whacks...

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I mean, winks.

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That's great, Doc,
but this sheet doesn't
cover my feet.

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Oh, that's another
Irish tradition.

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No one in Ireland sleeps
with their feet covered.

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If you say so, Doc.
But if I'm gonna fall asleep,

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you need to read me
a bedtime story.

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(GROANING) All right, rabbit.

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"Once upon a time, there was
a knight, and this knight was
in pursuit of a griffin..."

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(YAWNING)

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"What a lot of people don't
realize, is that griffins
are perfectionists..."

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(SNORING)

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Aw, poor little
goblin fell asleep.

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♪ Lullaby

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-♪ And goodnight -(TUCKING IN TIGHTLY)

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-(GRUNTING)-♪ Go to sleep little goblin

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♪ Tuck you in tight Oh so very tight

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♪ But I'll leave your feetsies exposed

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Shh.

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♪ Let him sleep, little creep

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♪ 'Cause I'm onto his scheme ♪

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(SLAMS)

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Pierce Brosnan's big toe!

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh, did I wake you up?

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(STRUGGLING)
Blimey! I'm tucked in so tight
I can hardly move!

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Whoa!
Get me outta here, rabbit.

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Why? So you can try
to get my lucky rabbit's feet,
Shameless?

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You're on your own, Doc.

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SHAMELESS:
Come back here, you...

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Nobody knows
Ireland better
than Shameless O'Scanty!

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-Stop!
-Okay.

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(STRAINING)
Smart move, rabbit.

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You can't take... Feet!

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Would you be so kind
as to take one step
towards me?

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Sorry, buddy, looks like
you came up short.

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Colin Farrell's infection!

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Bono, that hurt.

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BUGS: (IN IRISH ACCENT)
There you are,
my missing sheep!

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-Huh?
-I've been looking
all over for you!

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Off you go now!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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BUGS: Get into the weavery!

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-The weavery?
-Yeah, it's an Irish
tradition! In you go!

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(GRUNTING)

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-First, we shear your wool.
-No! No, no, no, no.

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-Hold still!
-(RAZOR BUZZING)

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If you wiggle, I may wind
up ripping your tail!

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There you are,
clean as an Irish spring.

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-Speaking of clean,
let's wash you up.
-(SCREAMING)

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Now to the loom!

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♪ When you are in Ireland watch the friends you meet

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♪ Never trust a leprechaun trying to steal your feet

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♪ But if you are in Ireland sing this weaving song

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ALL:♪ 'Cause everyone in Ireland loves to sing along ♪

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-Rabbit! Get me out of here!
-Forgot to button his lip.

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And so, we conclude
our tour of Ireland

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with this excellent example
of traditional Irish clothing.

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Sheesh, I went on a free trip
to Ireland and all I got
was this lousy sweater?

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪