(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
BUGS: Ah!
Finally finished redecorating my hole.
Just one last addition to make it complete.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
(BIG DRILL WHIRRING)
(GROANING)
Clearly, I need a smaller drill bit.
A-ha! I knew it. Coal.
Hey, your giant drill just destroyed my home.
This here's a coal mine.
And if there's coal here, it's mine.
So, get lost.
You can't chase me out of my home for a bunch of rocks.
Coal ain't just rocks.
Coal is energy!
And energy costs money.
So, I'm gonna drill it and I'm gonna be rich.
So long, rabbit.
(ENGINE REVVING)
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
Of course, you know this means war.
(CHUCKLES)
Look at all that coal.
I'm gonna be a millionaire.
I'm gonna by a horse, new undies,
and a box of detergent to get the stains out of my old undies.
(CHUCKLES)
Huh?
Dagnabbit!
There's something wrong with my super giant jumbo drill.
-(BELL RINGING) -Well, well, well.
Ain't you a lucky little piggy.
Runnin' out of gas right in front of my station.
All right, old timer, I didn't come here to chit-chat.
You got fuel for a super giant jumbo drill?
I sure do, but it's gonna cost you a pretty penny.
Here, take it all.
There'll be plenty more where that come from
once you get me up and runnin' again.
And hurry it up.
It's not rocket science.
Actually, piggy, it is.
-You're all set. -Well, it's about time.
Huh! Whoa! What the...
-COMPUTER: Five... -Huh? Hey.
-...four... -What's goin' on?
-...three... -(SCREAMS)
He was in such a hurry, I figured, I'd send him off early.
(SCREAMS)
How do I stop this?
Wait, I know, I'll kill the engine.
(ENGINE STOPS)
Clearly, I didn't think this through.
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)
-(THUD) -Uh-oh!
(CHUCKLES) That was...
Close.
SAM: All right.
I know how to get rid of that vermin once and for all.
Step right up. Step right up!
Come ride the Subterranean!
An underground roller coaster.
I'll take a whirl.
I hope there's a loop-de-loop.
So long, rabbit.
The only place that rollercoaster goes
is 500 feet down a bottomless coal pit.
(LAUGHS)
Whoo-hoo!
-I survived the Subterranean! -What?
Wow, doc, what an amazing ride.
You got to try it.
How in tarnation did you...
What's the matter, doc? Too chicken to ride?
(MIMICKING CHICKEN)
I ain't no yellow-bellied buzzard.
I'll show you who's a chicken.
That's the spirit.
Whoa!
(SHOUTS)
-Huh? -Aw! For me?
(KISSES)
Get back here, rabbit.
Yikes!
I'm hot on your tail, rabbit.
You sure are making it easy to track you down.
Oh, yeah?
Huh? Where did he go?
(SIREN BLARING)
-What the... -Pull over.
Uh, is there a problem, ossifer?
I say there's a problem. You were speedin'.
Besides that, you got just one headlight,
no taillights, no seat belts, no self awareness,
no turn signal, very little tact...
Heck, you don't ever have a steering wheel.
Please, ossifer, take pity on me.
This car is a rental.
Huh! Hey, you're the rabbit.
(GRUNTS)
Yikes!
Enough is enough!
I'm gonna get you, rabbit.
Nobody messes with Yosemite Sam.
(BOOM)
(SCREECHES)
Here, little piggy, I'm over here.
(DYNAMITE HISSING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Now, I'm by the fuel tank.
(BOOM)
(GROANS)
Hey, Sam, this just arrived for you.
I think it's a box of detergent.
Yikes!
My new undies.
My entire minin' operation.
My coal tower.
My super giant jumbo drill.
All of it is ruined.
(CRIES) No!
No, no, no, no.
Aw, cheer up, Sam.
You don't need your energy from coal.
It's too dirty anyway.
Here, try this.
-What is it? -It's a pinwheel.
I know it's a pinwheel.
What am I supposed to do with it?
You blow on it.
(BLOWING)
(BOOM)
Oh, I hates that rabbit.
Mmm.
Well, nobody can say alternative energy doesn't pack a punch.
BUGS: Day 26.
Is this blizzard ever gonna let up?
(GRUNTS)
I think we better give up on that pizza delivery guy ever makin' it here.
(SPLATTING)
(CARD SPLATTING)
Squeaks.
I know you came over right before the snow hit.
But how about taking a break from solitaire,
huh, pal?
I mean, 177 consecutive games is enough.
Don't you think?
(SQUEAKS SNIFFING)
(GRUNTS)
Yeah. Well, I may smell, but your company stinks.
(STOMACH GROWLING)
(GIGGLING)
Thanks to you, my year's supply of emergency food
only lasted two days.
BUGS: Why do you squirrels have to have such a high metabolism?
(MUMBLING)
Well, I know rabbits do, too.
Hey, wait a minute.
Do you see what I see?
(CARD RICOCHETING)
(BOTH GASP)
(BOTH WHISTLING)
(GROWLS)
(GASPS) Squeaks!
We gotta share that.
That's the last bit of food in the house.
(GRUNTING)
(GIGGLES)
Why you... Huh?
Ow!
(PLATES SHATTER)
Ah, let me see...
Mmm?
-Uh-huh. -Uh-huh.
Oh, no, you didn't.
(SCREECHING)
(LAUGHING)
(CHAINSAW DRILLING)
(CRASHES)
(SCREAMS)
(CRASHES)
(SHIVERING)
(MUMBLING)
(PANTING)
Come on!
Where are you?
(GRUNTS)
-(BUGS GROWLING) -Ew.
-(WHIRRING) -(SCREAMING)
Give me the beans, Squeaks.
(SCREAMS)
Minty fresh.
I can't see! I can't see!
(GIGGLING)
Ow!
If you mind, I need a little privacy here.
(BOTH SHRIEK)
Uh-huh, I got it!
(MUMBLING)
(BLOWS)
(LAUGHING)
(GIGGLES)
Oh, no, the beans!
Hold up, hold up! I think I got one.
Uh-oh.
BUGS: Why you! I ought to...
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(PANTING) Whoa!
(SCREAMS)
(WHISTLING)
(MUMBLING)
Ha, ha, you missed.
Stop!
We're better than this, Squeaks.
Why don't we share that bean like a couple of civilized friends would?
Well, here you go, pal.
Half for you and half for me.
(BURPS)
I don't even like lima beans.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Hey, here's your pizza.
Sorry it took me 26 days to get here.
It's about time.
My friend and I almost destroyed each other.
I had to burrow my way here.
That's why I took so long.
I hope you're not expecting a tip?
Hey, what gives?
There's nothin' in here.
I know. I ate it.
I mean, I had to eat something.
Took me 26 days to get here.
What? Why, are you...
(SNOW CRASHING)
DELIVERY BOY: Man, I can't believe you didn't give me a tip.
Sheesh!
Can you believe the nerve of that guy?
Squeaks?
We got to share that.
That's the last bit of food in the house.
Uh-huh.
(SQUEAKS CHOMPING)
BUGS: Squeaks!
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪