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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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BUGS: Got to finish
up my holiday shopping.

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Hello, holiday shopper.

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I'm Porky, your gree, gree...

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(STAMMERS) I'm here to say hi.

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Well, hello, doc.

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Could you kindly direct
me to where I can find
the Easy Cook Acorn?

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Wow, everyone's been
asking for that toy.

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It's over at the...
(STAMMERING)

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(STAMMERING) Merry, um...
Happy holidays!

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Here it is.

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What do you know,
I got the last one.

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Squeaks will never eat
a raw acorn again.

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Not so fast, rabbit!

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This here's the last one.

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I'm a gonna sell it online
at 100 times the price.

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(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

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PORKY: (OVER LOUDSPEAKER)Clean up on aisle nine...
(STAMMERING)

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Never mind, I'll do it.

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I've always been conflicted
that we sell these.

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Yee-haw!

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I'm a gonna be rich!

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What in tarnation?

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Happy holidays, bub.

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Why's this stuff so sticky?

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It's eggnog.

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(STAMMERS) Mostly eggs.

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Eggs aren't sticky.

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Yeah, but...
(STAMMERING) That's all yolks!

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-(LAUGHS)
-(GROANING)

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Rabbit!

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That guy's got
a Scrooge loose.

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(LAUGHS)

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-Huh?
-SAM: (LAUGHING)

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(CRASHING)

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(CHEERING)

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Huh? Hey!

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(LAUGHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Uh-oh!
(SCREAMS)

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Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

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Huh.

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Where'd that furry vermin go?

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BUGS: Eh, right here, doc!

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(GRUNTING)

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(GROANING)

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BUGS: Yoo-hoo!

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Over here, Sam.

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Eh, what's up, doc?

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(GRUNTING)

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-What's up, doc? -(GRUNTING)

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-What's up, doc?
-(THUDDING)

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-What's up, doc?
-(THUDDING)

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-Oh, doc.
-(THUDDING)

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(GIGGLING)

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You know, they say
the camera adds 10 pounds.

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But in Sam's case,
they all went to his head.

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(LAUGHING)

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Oh, it looks
good on you, though.

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-Bye!
-(GRUNTS)

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(WESTERN INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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Huh? Oh!

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Santa Claus!

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I'll ask him for an
Easy Cook Acorn.

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-Out of my way!
I wanna see Santa.
-(PEOPLE GROANING)

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It's my turn.
All right, Santy.

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I wanna tell you what I want.

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-(KID SCREAMS)
-Give me a train set,

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a pony, some TNT,
and an Easy Cook Acorn.

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You know,
they're the hot toy this year.

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(MIMICS SANTA)
Ho, ho, ho!

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Tell me little boy,
have you been naughty
or nice this year?

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Er...
Uh...

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Nice?

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Oh, you don't sound so sure.

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Now, let's just have
a look-see, shall we?

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Ah, let me see here.

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"Yellow Pelly, Yells-a-lot,
Yokididy, Yosemite Sam."

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There you are.
(TUTTING)

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No, looks like you've been
a naughty little boy
this year.

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(COCKS GUN)

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If you don't give me
my presents right now,

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the halls won't be
the only thing
I'll be decking.

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All right, doc. You win.

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Your presents are over there.

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Yippee!

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Happy holidays!
Happy holidays to me!

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(BANJO PLAYING)

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All right, my train set,
my pony, my TN...

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(TNT EXPLODING)

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I need a place to hide.

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Oh!

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(GROANING)

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Where'd that rodent get to?

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-(PANTING)
-Easy Cook Acorn, huh?

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They'll never take me alive.

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Cover me!

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Eh, next year I'm doing
all my shopping online.

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SAM: Nice try, rabbit!

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Like taking candy
from a bunny.

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PORKY: (STAMMERING)
Potato pancakes!

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(STAMMERS) Step right up,
and catch your potato latkes.

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Don't mind if I do.

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Oh, you're gonna need
a clean-up on aisle...

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I'm on it.

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(LAUGHS)

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(GRUNTS)

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-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDDING)

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-What the...
-(GROANING)

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Huh?

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Oh, for the love of pearl!
My Easy Cook Acorn.

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh, brother. This guy's been
stalking me all day.

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It's time to sock it to him.

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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SAM: (GRUNTS)

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I really gave him the boot.

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(GRUNTS) What the...

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Huh?

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Well, I think that's a wrap.

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-(SCREAMS)
-(THUD)

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Phew! That was tough,
but worth it.

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I got the very last
Easy Cook Acorn...

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I say, I say I got 5,000
Easy Cook Acorns here.

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The, I say, these things
are hotter than jalapenos
in a hot tub, son.

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I say,
where do you want them?

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Right over by the...
(STAMMERING) Just drop
them off at the loading dock.

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(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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-(BELLS JINGLING)
-(GASPS)

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Yeah!

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Hey.

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You're not
a Tickle-me-barbarian.

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My guess is you were
naughty this year.

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(SQUEAKING)

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You finished
your letter to Santa, huh?

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(SQUEAKING)

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You saw Santa,
here in the forest?

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(SQUEAKING)

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Come, Krakos. We have
much to steal and pillage.

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Like this boulder.

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(GRUNTING)

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(SQUEAKING)

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Who're you?

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(SQUEAKING)

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Whoa! Oh, ho, ho, ho!

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(SQUEAKING)

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Ho, ho, ho?

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(SQUEAKING)

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Uh...

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Yikes!

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(SQUEAKING)

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(WHISPERS) Squeaks,
that's not Santa Claus.

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(SQUEAKING)

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Fine, fine.
I take it. I take it.

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(SQUEAKING)

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Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

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(SQUEAKING)

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(SQUEAKS GIGGLING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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Uh-oh. This isn't good.

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If that letter doesn't
get to the real Santa,
Squeaks will be crushed.

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I have to get
that letter back.

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What is this?
Is coupon, is treasure map,
a very thin baklava?

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(CRUNCHING)

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Ugh, so dry.

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Maybe tissue.

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Oh, well.

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I take, so I keep.

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(GROANS) Hey!

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Give back my pal's letter.

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Letter?
Is that what this is?

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Give it back, or I have
another snowball
with your name on it.

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Ha. That was no snowball.

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This is snowball.

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Yikes! (GROANING)

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(CRASHING)

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Barbarian is so uncivilized.

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Hurry up, Krakos.
We still have much to taste
before nightfall.

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Barby wants to play, huh?

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This ought to do the trick.

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Got to line it up just right.

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-(TREMORS)
-Whoa.

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How's that for a snowball?

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-(LAUGHING) Rabbit.
I do the taking.
-(GRUNTING)

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-That letter is mine.
-Oh, yeah?

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-Yeah.
-(SCREAMING)

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-I rung his bell, no?
-(GROWLING)

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-(BELL CHIMING)
-BUGS: Ringing the bell.

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Ringing the bell
for donations.

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Won't you be able
to donate a little something
for the holidays?

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Spare change,
letters to Santa.

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I don't give, I take.

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-I was counting on that.
-(SNAPPING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Go and find him,
you dumb bear.
(GRUNTS)

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(GROWLING)

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(SCOFFS)

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(SNIFFING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(BOPS NOSE)

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-(WHISTLES)
-(PANTING)

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(GROWLING)

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-Huh? No...
-(KRAKOS EXCLAIMING)

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(CRASHING)

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(GIGGLING) Hello, mastodon.

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Huh, who are you, fancy lady?

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I'm Christmas Carol.

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Would you care to hear
a holiday classic?

214
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Do you know the one,
filled with false
and unrealistic expectations?

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(VOCALIZING)

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That's it.
(CHUCKLES)

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♪ Squeaks had a letter You took the letter

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(GROANS)

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♪ So I took the letter Now you have no letter

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♪ You're such a pro At being slow

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♪ Why don't you go Sit in the snow

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-♪ I took the letter -♪ You should know better

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-♪ Give me the letter -♪ No I will never

224
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♪ Letter, letter, letter Letter, letter

225
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♪ You will never ever Get the letter

226
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♪ Why do you keep Hitting yourself?

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♪ Gah, okay, I'll stop

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♪ Wait, just one more

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♪ Ding, dong, ding

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♪ Dong ♪

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(GROANS)

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♪ Bong ♪

233
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What a ding-dong.

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(THUD)

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(SHOUTS)

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh, fresh.
Shall we dance?

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(SCREAMING) Whoa!

239
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What a Neanderthal.

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I might be down,
but I'm not out.

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-I take.
-What the...

242
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Ha-ha.

243
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Pretty fast for a big guy, no?

244
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(SNIFFS) Mmm,
something smells good.

245
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Get your hotdogs here.
Get your hotdogs.

246
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(CHUCKLES) One, please.

247
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Ah, would you look at that?

248
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,771
I have no paper left
to wrap them up.

249
00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:06,206
You wouldn't happen to have
some on you, would you?

250
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A newspaper,
or, an envelope, perhaps?

251
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-Like this?
-That will do.

252
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Wait a second.

253
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You!
Rabbit, no more tricks.

254
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Like this old chestnut.

255
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Oh.
(SCREAMING)

256
00:10:21,522 --> 00:10:23,591
This ends now, rabbit.
(GRUNTING)

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00:10:23,658 --> 00:10:25,125
I wouldn't do that,
if I were you.

258
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,393
Oh, yeah.
Why not?

259
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,662
Because you're on thin ice,
doc.

260
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:29,997
Er, oh.

261
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:33,066
Huh, huh.
(SCREAMING)

262
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,736
Turkish delight!

263
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,572
Oh, don't you know
that around the holidays,

264
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,308
it's better to give
than to receive.

265
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,577
(LAUGHING)

266
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,847
There we go.
That's Squeaks'.

267
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,716
A letter to Santa.
Isn't that cute?

268
00:10:48,783 --> 00:10:51,751
-SANTA: Ho ho ho!
-(GASPS)

269
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,523
Ho ho ho ho!

270
00:10:55,589 --> 00:11:00,589
If you'll excuse me,
I have a letter to write.

271
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,466
(MEN VOCALIZING)