(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
Ah, nothing like an evening hike to burn off
the carrot cake I ate for dessert.
It sure is a beautiful view and I'm only halfway up.
Man, I'm going to need some incentive to make it to the top.
(GROWLING)
Yeah, you'll do.
So, uh, what brings you out this fine evening?
Oh, that. Yikes!
Halt. That will be $8.
Keep the change.
Halt. That will be...
Oh, annual pass holder. Well, go right ahead.
-(BEEPING) -Come on. You're an annual pass holder.
You know the rules.
You have to leave that out here.
(GRUMBLING)
-And your keys. -(BEEPING)
(GRUMBLING)
(PANTING)
(GROWLING)
Well... Oh, my, look at the time.
I need to close up for the night.
(GRUNTS)
Whoa! Open up!
Huh?
(GROANING)
Hmm. That goth fella left his sickle out here.
Well, I'll put it in the lost and found, when I open up in the morning.
(PANTING)
(ROARS)
Open up!
(GASPS) I'm locked in here with the Grim Rabbit.
(WAILING)
(GRIM GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
-(GRIM GRUNTING) -(BUGS GASPING)
Huh?
(GROANS)
Wait, listen to me.
You and me, we're stuck here together the rest of the night, right?
Shouldn't we at least try to get along?
(GRUMBLES)
I mean, you don't even have your sickle with you.
(GROANS ANGRILY)
So, what do you say we make the best of it and be pals?
(GRUNTING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Finally
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah
♪ I can see
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah
♪ The best friend standing right in front of me
♪ Yeah
♪ We have been
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah
♪ Through thick and through thin
♪ It's high time now we see we're family
♪ Yeah
♪ Together
♪ Forever
♪ Growing, maturing and laughing and learning
♪ The good times will never end
♪ I really mean it
♪ The good times will never end
♪ Time's almost over
♪ The good times will never end
♪ They're done! ♪
(GROWLING)
-(PANTING) -(GROWLING)
(YELPING)
MAN: (OVER PA)The Sun is the center of our Solar System.
(LAUGHING)
(GRIM EXCLAIMING)
And so, the world turns.
(ROARING)
I knew this relationship wouldn't last.
May-December relationships rarely do.
So heavy. Must escape.
Hot, hot, hot!
(SHIVERING) Cold!
Hmm. What gives? Nothing's happening.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, yeah, that's right. Pluto's not a planet anymore.
-(ROARING) -(SHRIEKING)
Ah, the Foucault pendulum!
This little beauty proves that the Earth is constantly revolving.
Why don't you take it for a spin?
(GRUNTS)
-(GROWLS) -(SCREAMING)
(INCOHERENT GRUMBLING)
(LAUGHING)
-Huh? A-ha! -(GROWLING)
Wait. Stop. Look, a distant galaxy!
The Big Dipper, Orion!
And look, a shooting star!
(GROWLING)
Hmm. How cool! A telescope.
Hey, Carl, think fast.
(GRUNTS)
(GRUMBLING)
Ha-ha!
Ow!
Ha! Got ya, Carl!
Carl, where'd you go?
(GRUMBLING)
There you are!
(BELLS CHIMING)
MAN: (OVER PA)The observatory is now open.
Maybe we should try a really, really, really long distance relationship.
(YELLING)
Out of sight, out of mind.
And that guy is definitely out of his mind.
Huh?
Uh, there's something wrong with your telescope.
Hmm. Better have a look-see.
What the Sam!
(YELLING IN GIBBERISH)
♪ I am a rabbit
♪ Oh, yes, a rabbit
♪ I am a rabbit
♪ And a rabbit's what I am ♪
Huh?
Hot dog! Other rabbits!
I've never seen other rabbits in the forest before.
Ain't we rabbits just adorable?
"We rabbits"? Oh, I don't think so.
What are you?
I'm a rabbit, same as you.
You, a rabbit?
Oh, you don't look anything like us.
I am a rabbit.
See, long ears, fluffy tail,
and it says so on my driver's license.
Rabbits don't have driver's licenses
because they don't drive!
What do I have to do to prove to you guys that I'm a rabbit?
If you're a rabbit, you'll have no trouble passing the rabbit test.
Is it multiple choice or essay?
I hope it's multiple choice because my hand cramps up when I write too much.
It's not a written test. Follow us!
Man, I hope Professor Crabbytail grades on a curve.
The first test is to steal a carrot from the Carrot-maker.
You mean, the farmer?
No, the Carrot-maker.
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) -What, what are you doing?
You should always stretch before you run.
Rabbits don't stretch!
Oh, just go get the carrots.
Not a problem.
Get a carrot... How is this a test?
Uh, what's up, Doc?
Get out of my carrot patch, rabbit!
Rabbit? Oh, thank goodness!
Did you hear that, guys?
The Carrot-maker called me a rabbit!
Why did they all take off like that?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
-(ROARS) -(YELPS)
Rabbit! Now, where did he go?
Never talk to a Carrot-maker.
(CHUCKLES) What's up, Doc?
What's with the "What's up, Doc?" stuff?
It's kinda like my catchphrase.
Well, guess what's up, Doc?
You just failed the first test.
But, Doc, I am a rabbit.
If you're a real rabbit, dig us a den.
No worries.
(DRILLING)
(BANGING)
(ALL GASPING)
All ready for the housewarming party.
Feast your eyes on this bad boy!
Three bedroom, two bath, mid-century, ranch-style layout,
with brand new linoleum and a state-of-the-art security system.
This isn't a den.
I mean, the security system is nice,
but it's an outdated condo!
I'm sorry. I just don't think you're a real rabbit.
We are out of here!
Wait, Doc.
Until today, I thought I was the only rabbit around.
Just give me another chance to prove it to you.
(SIGHING) Oh, all right.
If you're a real rabbit,
you should have no problem bunking down with us
for the night.
All right, everyone, cuddle up!
Oh, except, not a lot of elbow room here, guys.
(SNORING)
Uh-uh-uh! I thought you were a rabbit.
I am, Doc.
Rabbits sleep with our peepers wide open.
You're being sarcastic, right, Doc?
Do I look like I'm being sarcastic?
(RABBITS SNORING)
No, I'm not!
Rabbits sleep with their eyes open.
In fact, I am sleeping right now.
-Go to sleep! -Well, I'll be.
I didn't know I had been sleeping the wrong way,
all this time.
Must keep eyes open!
Rise and shine, chaps!
I did it!
It's time to head to the field
and sun ourselves all day long.
Maybe I could catch a nap.
Where do you think you're going?
What? I kept my eyes open all night.
Doesn't that mean I pass the test?
That wasn't the test. That was just, uh, sleep.
Your test is to stay here and clean the warren.
Okay, but I'm not going to enjoy this.
-What are you doing? -(SCRUBBING)
I'm cleaning Warren.
No! No, not Warren. The warren. Our burrow!
Well, that's a little confusing
with this guy having the same name.
Tell me about it.
Just get to it!
And if our holes aren't spit-spot when we return,
I wouldn't want to be you.
Just finished, Doc.
I cleaned the whole warren.
Well, it looks like you actually did a nice job.
Perhaps I was wrong about you.
Where's all the tall grass that was in this hole?
Oh, yeah. That was the dirtiest. I threw it all away.
That was our entire food supply for the winter.
Look, I didn't know. I'll make it up to you.
I'll get more grass. It's all over the forest.
All we want you to do is leave.
As a rabbit, you are hopeless.
You don't hop. You walk on those skinny, little legs.
Your eyes are too big, your ears are too goofy.
You don't even know what a Carrot-maker is.
You, sir, are not a rabbit.
Now, get out of here, whatever you are!
Okay, Doc. I know when I'm not wanted.
So long, Warren. I'll miss you most of all.
Excusez-moi. You are a rabbit, no?
No, I'm not a rabbit. I walk on two legs.
I can't hop. I called the Carrot-maker a farmer.
I'm not a rabbit.
If you're looking for rabbits, they're that way.
Say "hi" to Warren for me.
Merci!
Rabbit pudding will be so perfect for the big event tonight.
-(SECURITY ALARM RINGING) -WOMAN: (KNOCKING) Let me in!
Say what you want,
but that rabbit turned out to be our savior.
He is not a rabbit!
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