(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
Is it time to play yet, Lady?
No.
(GROANING HESITANTLY)
(EXCLAIMING) Lady, save me! I'm drowning.
Help me, Lady! Now my belly is drowning.
Come on, buddy. Just stand up.
The water's only five inches deep.
Huh?
(EXCLAIMS) I'm still drowning.
I don't want to go out like this!
Okay, okay, just take my hand.
(SIGHS) Lady, you saved me!
-Do you not know how to swim? -No.
I'm afraid of water. Actually, I'm afraid of what's in the water.
Fish give me the heebie-jeebies.
Uh, so how do you stay so clean?
Easy!
♪ Fingers, elbows knees and toes
♪ Lick your arms and lick your nose
♪ Make sure all your front is done
♪ Turn around and lick your... ♪
Stop! Please, stop!
Bigfoot, I'm gonna help you get over your fear of water and teach you how to swim.
And please, never do that in front of me again.
Okay, so the first step is to get you in the water.
(WHINING)
Come on, buddy. Water can be fun.
Water can be great! See, it's not scary.
It actually feels pretty good, don't you think?
Yeah, you're right!
Told ya! Now, you splash me.
That wasn't anything. Come on, splash me.
You can do better than that. Come on, really splash me.
(BUGS SCREAMING)
Hey, actually, this ain't half bad.
(GRUNTS)
Would it be possible to get my dressing on the side?
(THUD)
Okay, now that we got you in the water,
you need to learn to put your head under.
Like this.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Okay.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(GIGGLING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(BUGS SCREAMING)
Get it off, get it off, get it off! Bad fish, bad!
(BUGS GROANING)
(BUGS SIGHS)
Now, it's time to master the simple art of floating on your back.
It's all about relaxation.
-So, just lean back. -(GASPING)
I got you, Bigfoot.
Hey, this is easy!
(GASPS)
Okay, so just relax.
Let go of your tensions. Just allow yourself to be carried away
by the soothing motion of the water.
Focus on the gentle flutter of the dragonfly wings.
Listen to the songs of the birds,
and the shimmer of the wind through the Chachagua trees.
Feel the fish gently swim by.
You're completely relaxed.
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
(BABBLING) Gross fish!
(BUGS STRAING)
Now that we've covered the fundamentals,
let's put 'em together and swim!
Let's start with the dog paddle, like this.
See? Now you try.
Bark, bark, bark, bark!
Bigfoot, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm barking because it's a doggie paddle.
You don't have to bark when you do it.
It's just called the dog paddle.
But I can bark like a doggie!
I like doing it.
Just stay focused.
Whee!
Bark, bark, bark!
(HOWLING)
(GROWLING)
-(PANTING) -(CHUCKLES)
Ah, who am I kidding?
He's pretty cute when he's having fun.
-(GASPS) -(DOGS BARKING)
Bigfoot, you were barking the mating call of the Alsatian Wolfhound.
(GASPS) No!
Huh. Must be an all-swim.
Those doggies sure do like to paddle.
(PANTING)
Bigfoot, I think we ought to call it a day.
We can pick this up tomorrow, if you like.
Actually, I don't think the water is for me.
I'm gonna sit up on that mountain up there,
and get as far away from water as I can.
Oh, man! I didn't mean to discourage him,
but he's gotta want to swim, if he's gonna learn how to do it.
A-ha! Yes.
BUGS: (YELLING) Help, help! I'm drowning!
(GASPS) It's Lady!
BUGS: Someone big and hairy, save me!
I'm coming, Lady!
(BARKING)
Help, help!
Hmm. I thought Bigfoot would be here by now.
Wait a second, here he is!
Uh-oh!
(GASPS)
Fish!
Help me!
Lady!
(GROANING)
You think you can hurt Lady? No way. Not on my watch!
(CHOKING) Help me!
Hey, Lady!
Aw, you did it, Bigfoot.
You used your newly-discovered water skills to save me.
Hey, you're right! I'm not afraid of the fish anymore, either.
Now I no longer need to take baths like this.
Yeah, exactly.
You don't have to do that anymore.
-(BIGFOOT SLURPING)-Ugh! Stop!
COMMENTATOR 1: Welcome to the Grande Internacional Soccer Bowl!
Well, here I am.
Hey, just a minute.
This don't look like the Juarez River Festival to me.
Okay, GPS. Where am I?
GPS: You have reached your destination.
Ah, doggone GPS!
(BEEPS)
Yikes!
-(WHIMPERS) -COMMENTATOR 2: Gol!
(GASPING)
Gol!
COMMENTATOR 1: The red team continues their attack with yet another goal,
making the score 15-0!
Crush 'em, smash 'em, eviscerate 'em, destroy 'em!
-(MAN CLAPPING) -Hmm?
Good try, fellas. Keep up the hustle!
Eh, pardon me, Doc, but could you...
(YELPS)
Hey, I was talking over here!
(LAUGHING)
(IMITATING DOG)
(IMITATING CAT)
Clearly, I'm not where I'm supposed to be.
Just keep walking. Don't get in the middle of what ain't your business.
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
You can't touch the ball with your hands.
So you can't touch it with your hands, huh?
Well, how about your feet or ears?
How about your tail?
Or your nose?
(CHUCKLES) Hello, gentlemen.
(YELPING)
The field is for players only.
Now, get out of here!
Hmm. But it seems the red team could use a lesson
in sportsmanship.
(ALL SHUDDERING)
(GROANS)
What do I gotta do to join the blue team, huh?
You actually wanna play for us?
Yeah.
-(THUD) -(GROANING)
Here!
Welcome aboard!
It seems as though there's a new player for the blue team.
A Bugs Bunny!
(YELLING) Bugs!
(GASPS)
Hey, guys, the ball's over here.
COMMENTATOR 1:Oh, the red team seems to be scuffling with itself.
The dust clears, and...
Huh?
Bugs Bunny scores!
(YELLING) Gol! Coffee! Microphone!
You won't get by me, rabbit!
-(GRUNTS) -Bring it on!
(GASPS)
(YELLING) Gol!
All right, new game plan. Stop that rabbit!
Do you hear me? Stop that rabbit!
(GRUNTS)
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
No good! Illegal use of bicycle!
What are you talking about? That was legit.
Yellow card!
Sorry. Two aces. I win!
-What? -I'll tell you what, Doc.
I'll flip you for it!
COMMENTATOR 1: The ref clearly didn't like that!
And now the red team with a direct kick!
Hey, guys, excuse me. I can't see here.
Just get out of the way!
COMMENTATOR 1: The keeper is tidying up his wall a bit.
Move it!
Hey, fellas, how come you're all covering up...
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, that's why!
Oh, right in the bread basket.
Bugs' defense has fired the ball back toward the red team,
ricocheting off several players before...
Oh, my goodness!
Gol!
Unbelievable! Bugs Bunny has tied the game.
(YELLING) I'm going to the bathroom!
You don't have to announce everything you say, Bartolome.
BARTOLOME: (YELLING) Good to know!
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Okay, Coach, tell us what we gotta do to win this thing.
I dunno. We've never scored a goal before.
Okay, gang, I got this.
These guys won't be able to stop us if we play as a team.
Now, I'll pass the ball and make sure we all get a chance
to show 'em what we can do.
Sound good?
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
All right. Now, let's win this thing.
(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)
COMMENTATOR 1: Bugs Bunny begins with the ball and he's swarmed by defenders!
An accidental header keeps the ball in play.
The blue team is actually moving the ball.
What a move!
Time for the old turning side-winder!
COMMENTATOR 1: The keeper looks baffled!
(GRUNTING)
-(BLOWS) -COMMENTATOR 2: Gol!
(HORN BLOWS)
COMMENTATOR 1: The blue team has done it!
Hey, fellas, don't look so sad.
You played your best. You played a real good match!
Hmm?
-Better luck next time. -Thanks.
Here.
Well, would you look at that! We're both skins underneath!
This is a real honor!
-It looks great on me. -(FABRIC RIPPING)
Yours looks pretty good, too.
What are you doing?
This rabbit is your enemy!
You're never going to be a winner,
unless you get rid of every obstacle in your way.
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
We got rid of that obstacle, but that was the...
(IMITATING BARTOLOME) Gol!
(BUGS CHUCKLING)
(MEN VOCALIZING)