(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
BUGS: Ah, moving day.
Hard to believe this is my last day in this old place.
So many memories.
But it's time I moved on to greener pastures.
There. Phew!
Oh, this is going to take forever!
Maybe I should get some help.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(STUTTERING) Hello there.
I'm from the Lighting Fast Moving company.
(STUTTERING) We move... We move really quickly.
I'm Porky Pig, and I'll be helping you move today.
Well, I got a lot to move here, so let's get cracking.
(STUTTERING) Yes, let's get crack, uh, started.
(GRUNTING)
Are you playing rugby there, sport?
(CHUCKLES) Safety first.
(STUTTERING) Rember to lift with your legs not other parts of your body.
-Like this. -What, that's it?
You lifted one measly box? What kind of mover are you?
A careful one.
I wouldn't want to pull a muscle.
Oh, come on, you can lift more than one.
Watch me. Check out these biceps.
Take a gander at these triceps.
Feast your eyes on this gluteus maximus.
-I'm good, thanks. -Your loss.
Okay, now watch as I lift all these boxes with ease.
-(GRUNTS) -(BONES CRACKING)
-(GROANS) -(TEETH CRACKING)
Oh, dear.
(STUTTERING) You never overstuff a box.
If you're doing it right, then you close up the box...
(STUTTERING) And you seal it up securely.
You got to slam it in, cram it in,
wham, bam, jam it in.
I think you put a little too much stuff.
Not now Porky, time's a wasting.
And your way is taking forever.
Besides, I know what I'm doing. See?
-(CRASHES) -(GROANS)
My fine china!
My snow globes from all 50 states.
Including Puerto Rico!
(SHOUTING)
-You need more tape. -Where is it?
-It's under all this... -Here!
Got it!
There, we did it.
(SCREAMS)
You definitely put too much stuff in this box.
(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, you think?
(SINGING TO HIMSELF)
Uh, Porky, don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?
You can never be too careful.
-Well, if you say so. -(POPPING)
What was that?
(STUTTERING) Oh, it just bubble... This stuff.
-Wow! Hey, cool. -(POPPING)
I didn't know it could make that sound.
They do, if you pop 'em.
(BUBBLES POPPING)
♪ I roll out the wrap
♪ Toe pop, toe pop
♪ I roll out some more
♪ Finger pop, ear pop
♪ I spread it around
♪ Finger pop, butt pop
♪ I'm not slowing down Leap, leap, bounce, bounce
♪ It's everywhere now I pop with mop
♪ I wrap up the pig And he goes plop
♪ I climb up so high
(GASPS)
♪ To the sky
♪ Then I take a swan dive ♪
(SCREAMS)
PORKY: No more bubble wrap.
BUGS: You up there, Porky?
Here I am, Mr. Bunny.
What do I do now?
You throw my stuff down to me and I'll stack it in the yard.
That way we won't have to make so many trips.
(STUTTERING) Ok, here it comes. I'm going to drop it.
Come on Porky, pick up the pace a bit.
Here comes the next one, try to keep up.
Oh, can't you throw 'em out any faster?
Pretend my house is on fire or something.
-What! -My house is on fire!
(WHIMPERS) Your house is on fire!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Okay, Porky, okay.
Phew! I got 'em all.
Every single...
(CRASHES)
BUGS: Well, we did it.
Now we just need to load everything into the truck and we'll be all set.
Porky, why did you park the truck all the way over there?
That's to have it out of the way so that none of your belongings get damaged.
That's ridiculous!
I'm going to pull it up, nice and close.
-Guide me in, won't you Porky? -Sure thing.
Back up.
Little more.
-Stop! -(TIRES SCREECH)
Slowly.
-Stop! -(TIRES SCREECH)
Easy now.
BUGS: Oh, for crying out loud!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
-(TIRES SCREECH) -Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
(CRASHES)
Hey, what's this?
Why this box is filled with the only possessions I owned, when I first moved in here.
Hey, Porky, check these out.
They're my limited edition famous carrot farmers in history commemorative plates.
There are only three of them. They are priceless.
When I first moved into this place,
-those plates were my most prized possessions. -(PORKY STUTTERING)
I mean, what are the odds I would find them on the day I'm moving out?
They're pretty good, actually.
-But I... -All I had to my name was a handful of silverware
and those two plates.
-Uh... -Not now, Porky.
I'm in the middle of waxing nostalgic.
-Ah, it was a young... -(STAMMERING)
-Bugs! -What, Porky?
(EXPLOSION)
Were you trying to tell me that the truck was rolling down the hill?
Uh-huh.
Did I forget to put the parking brake on?
Uh-huh.
Do you have insurance?
You don't want to know the answer to that question.
Good thing I still got these plates.
(MUNCHING) You know,
now that all my stuff is gone,
this place is actually... (SWALLOWS)
Just the right size.
I think I'll stay here.
You are going to pay me, right?
BUGS: You don't want to know the answer to that question.