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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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PORKY: Many thanks.
Much obliged, ma'am.

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-[MUNCHING]
-[RADIO CRACKLES]

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CHIEF: Officer Horace.
Officer Horace.
Come in, Horace.

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What is it, Chief?

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CHIEF: There's
a rogue duck squatting
in the mall fountain.

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-Get him out of there.
-You got it, Chief

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-[RADIO CRACKLES]
-Hey, Porky, you think you
could take care of this one?

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Uh, but I just started to eat.

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Look, Porky,
I'm bigger than you, okay?

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And because I'm
bigger than you, I need
more food than you. Capisce?

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[STAMMERING]

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[SIGHS] Sure thing, Horace.

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Thanks, Porky.
Hey, you got this, okay?

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PORKY: Keep an eye
on my food for me.

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Hmm. Mmm-hmm.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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Move along, everyone.
Nothin' to see here.

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Excuse me, Mr. D...
[STAMMERING]

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Shh! Do you mind?
My stories are on.

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-[SAD MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
-I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

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Can it wait
until the commercials?

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I think Ronaldo
is about to confess.

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-Hey!
-I'm sorry, Mr. Duck,
but you leave me no choice.

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[MUSIC STOPS]

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Whoo! That ending was
a real shocker. Whoo-hoo!

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[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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-Get back here!
-Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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-You have to leave now.
-What's the rush?

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DAFFY: You gotta stop
and pamper yourself
every once in a while.

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Now you just sit there
and I'll make you beautiful.

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[GASPS] Looks like
I spoke too soon.
You're perfect.

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[MUFFLED]
My face is down here.

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Oops, my mistake.

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Yeesh! Looks like I've got
my work cut out for me.

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Let's see. Gonna need
a lot of foundation.

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A little rouge,
some lipstick...

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Man, you still look terrible.

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Wait a minute.
I'm not left-handed. Whoo-hoo!

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Some eyeliner,
bit of mascara, and voila!

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Hmm. Well, I tried.
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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[HORACE NEIGHING]

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Well, well, well.
What do we have here?

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You know, I happen to be
a very important person
around here.

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I'd be more than happy
to show you around the place,
if you'd like.

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Uh, Horace, it's me. Porky.

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This never happened.
You hear me?

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Don't just sit there
lookin' beautiful.
Get outta here!

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This never happened.

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!

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-Yoo-hoo!
-[GRUNTING] Ahhh!

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Oh. Baked honey ham.
Don't mind if I do.

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[MACHINE HUMS AND DINGS]

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Phew. It was like an oven
in there.

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Whoo, you weren't kiddin'.
We've gotta cool your jets.

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This oughta do it.

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[GRUNTING]

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Ew. We need to whip
you back into shape.

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Pop a squat.

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[GROANS]

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This massage is just
what the ducktor ordered.

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Let's try the Finnish fold.

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[GROANING]

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Or maybe some Swedish slaps.

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[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

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-The Hungarian headlock.
-[WHEEZING]

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How about
the Turkish takedown?

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[SCREAMS]

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-Ooh, I know. The Bronx boot.
-[SHUDDERING]

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[SCREAMS AND GRUNTS]

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Feeling better?

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I'd feel better
if you'd leave.

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I don't have time to listen
to you drone on and on.

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-Speaking of drones. Whoo-hoo!
-[ENGINE DRONING]

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[GRUNTS]

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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Whoo-hoo!

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-You're comin' with me.
-No, I'm not.

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-What?
-I said, "No, I'm not."

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Why not?

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-Because you're
coming with me.
-[SCREAMS]

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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-Watch out for the...
-Whoo-hoo!

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-Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
-[PORKY SCREAMING]

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[SPLASHING]

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Whoo-hoo.

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-Ah!
-Aha! Got you now.

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Au contraire.
Now I've got you. Whoo-hoo

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[BABBLING]

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-[MUMBLING]
-Hey, you're a natural.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[BABBLING]

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[GROANING]

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Time for the big finish.
Whoo-hoo!

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Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Just do what we do. Whoo-hoo!

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-[GROANS]
-[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[BABBLING] Huh?

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[ALL CHEERING]

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Horace, what are you doing?

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What can I say?
I have an appreciation
for aquatic dancin'.

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Enough of this.
We gotta get that...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I wouldn't wander off
too far, gentlemen.

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You've got another show
starting in 15 minutes.

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-[LAUGHING]
-This is our big break.

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These two.

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The bigger they are,
the harder they mall.

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Get it? [LAUGHS]

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This never happened.
[GROANS]

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[DRUMS BEATING]

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[YELLS AND GRUNTS]

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[YELLS AND GRUNTS]

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Mama! Oh my!
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

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I am Cal,
the greatest gladiator
in all of Rome.

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-The Colosseum is my zone.
-[SCREAMING]

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-[THUDS]
-[CLATTERING]

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-My Cal-zone.
-[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]

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[ALL GRUNT]

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-Get out of my zone!
-[ALL SCREAMING]

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Ahhh! [GRUNTS]

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This helmet,
she saved my life.

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-Ahhh!
-Boy, these Roman baths
sure are refreshin'.

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I feel like
a freshly laundered toga.

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What the...
Hey, watch it with that thing.

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The impertinence.

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You must be my next opponent.

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Opponent? I'm just trying
to walk across the park here.

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You are not in a park. You are
in my zone. My Cal-zone!

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Actually, the Colosseum
is a common area.

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-[DRUM ROLL]
-Emperor, should he stay
or should he go?

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[DRUM ROLL STOPS]

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He goes. He goes!

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-[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
-Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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-[DRUMS BEATING]
-Looks like I can go now, doc.

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If you just show me
the way out, I...

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With pleasure. [GRUNTS]

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And he begins his swing.

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And it's a grand slam.

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[SCREAMS AND GRUNTS]

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Of course you knew.

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This means ancient Roman war.

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-[GRUNTING]
-[YAWNS]

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When is that cappuccino break?

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-[FANFARE]
-Huh?

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I am Bugsis Bunnyus

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and I am here
to reclaim my honor!

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What? You're back?
No one reenters my Cal-zone.

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-[SCREAMS]
-[GRUNTS]

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-Ciao, bella.
-[GRUNTS]

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-Here. You dropped this.
-Grazie, signore.

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Give it another shot.
And try to focus this time.

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-[GRUNTS]
-Oh, no, no, no.

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Put your weight
into your back foot

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and really
swing through it this time.

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Grazie.[GRUNTS]

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-That's better.
-Ouch.

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I think you're gettin' it.

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[GRUNTS] Time out. Time out.

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I think I need a riposo.

160
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Well, why didn't you say so?

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I got a bed set up
for you right here.

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-Now, just close your eyes
and rest your noodle.
-Mmm.

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And off to dream land
you'll go.

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Aw, he's already asleep.

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Didn't even wait
for his lullaby.

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[SCREAMS AND GRUNTS]

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Where is that rabbit?
[MUMBLING IN ITALIAN]

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-BUGS: There he is.
-Huh?

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Our next contestant
onRome's Got Talent,

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-the talent show where
the next star of ancient Rome
-[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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-is just waiting
to be discovered.
-[GRUNTS]

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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Yeah! Rome's Got Talent.
I love this show.

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
He goes. He goes!

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Wait, wait. Not yet.

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-But I have no talent.
-Oh, come on, doc.

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Everyone's got talent.
All's you gotta do
is sing and dance.

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Then prepare yourselves for
singing at a higher Cal-iber.

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[CROWD BOOING]

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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♪ I like my pasta

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♪ Mostly linguini

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♪ Serve it al dente

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♪ Please make it creamy

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-See, you're a natural.
Now try some dancing.
-[TRUCK REVERSING]

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[SHRIEKS]
♪ I'm getting pinched
by a bunch of crabs

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Ouch
♪ Don't go down there

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[YELPS]
♪ They went down there
[YELPS]

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♪ Oh, no

190
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♪ These crabs
are getting everywhere

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♪ They're even
in my derriere ♪

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-Boy, he really hits
the high notes.
-[GRUNTS]

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[LAUGHING]

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[GRUNTS]

195
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Hey, look who's back.
Mr. Crabby Pants.

196
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[GROWLS AND YELPS]

197
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I will get that coniglio.

198
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Time to get this pasta fazool
back to Sorrento.

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-Where do you think
you're going?
-Hi-yah!

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-[HORSE WHINNYING]
-Whoa!

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-[YELLING]
-[BUGS EXCLAIMING]

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Whoa!

203
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-[GRUNTS]
-Whoa!

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-[GRUNTS]
-[WATER RUSHING]

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00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:04,081
That's not good. [YELLS]

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00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,043
♪ There's a place in Rome
[SCATTING]

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♪ All the boys call home
[SCATTING]

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♪ There's a hole in the wall
[SCATTING]

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00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,876
-♪ Where you can Colosseum
-[WOOD GROANING]

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Time for you
to meet your maker.
[YELLS]

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-Yikes!
-[CATAPULT FIRING]

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00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:28,062
[YELLING]

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-Incoming!
-[SCREAMS]

214
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Stop! You're destroying
the Colosseum!

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[GRUNTS AND GROANS]

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And I love it!

217
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-[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
-[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]

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00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,952
[GRUNTS]

219
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[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

220
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I goes! I goes!

221
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Rome wasn't built in a day...

222
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But it sure was
destroyed in one.

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[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

224
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,966
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.