1 00:00:00,913 --> 00:00:02,002 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,672 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:23,371 -[CRASHING] -[GASPS] 4 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,895 I am sick of eating these trash can bagels. 5 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:27,679 I need some real food! 6 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,551 [BANJO STRUMMING] 7 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:33,642 Gertrude! What have I told you about eating off the ground? 8 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:37,341 A lady sits at the table and eats with a fork and a knife. 9 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:40,431 Ooh! Look at that spread! What is this place? 10 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:44,348 This is Granny and Tweety' l'Ecole de Etiquette. 11 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,568 Hmm. Never heard of this restaurant. 12 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,483 But I love etiquette food! 13 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:51,964 We don't allow ducks at our charm school. 14 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,618 Oh, it's a school... 15 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:56,665 Well, I'm not a duck. [STUTTERS] I'm a... Daphne! 16 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,449 And I'm a chicken. 17 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:00,973 And I could definitely use some tips on my table manners. 18 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,629 -[MUNCHES NOISILY] -Yes, you obviously have some issues. 19 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:07,632 Tweety, see if you can help this poor chicken eat. 20 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,895 But, Granny, that's not a chicken, that's a duck! 21 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:13,203 Tweety! There's no need for name-calling. 22 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,727 -But, Granny... -No "buts," Tweety. 23 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:20,602 You make sure this chicken is ready for the Debutante Ball at 6:00 p.m. 24 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:22,734 -Is that clear? -Yes, Granny. 25 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:25,563 Now, I have to go set up the front yard. 26 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:29,132 Ooh, if that duck thinks he's gonna make a fool out of my Granny, 27 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:32,309 he don't know me very well, do he? 28 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:33,397 TWEETY: All right, Daphne. 29 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:34,746 Let's start with table manners. 30 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,357 Always take itty-bitty bites 31 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,533 and delicately savor every morsel. 32 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,665 I understand. 33 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,755 [GRUNTS] Hey! I didn't even eat anything! 34 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:46,976 You're right. A real debutant always watches her figure. 35 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,109 Let's move on to tea. 36 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,502 When you drink tea, always stick out your pinky. 37 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:52,590 Like this. 38 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,115 You got it. 39 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,421 [SLOSHES] 40 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,075 -[BURPS LOUDLY] -No burping! 41 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,903 Let's try this again. 42 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:05,777 No slurping! No swigging! No sloshing! 43 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,606 No swilling! 44 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:12,654 No guzzling! No gobbling! 45 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:16,745 -Oh, wait. That last one wasn't so bad. -[DAFFY GROANS] 46 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:20,227 How are the table manners coming along? 47 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:23,099 We're getting there, inch by inch. 48 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:26,972 Oh good. Keep up the great work! 49 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:30,454 All right. Let's start your singing lessons, shall we? 50 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,891 Every high class chicken has to know how to sing, 51 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,806 and you ladies will be no exception. 52 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:37,200 -[TAPPING] -Follow your sheet music. Here we go! 53 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,724 [CLUCKING CAMPTOWN RACES IN TUNE] 54 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:41,857 [QUACKS LOUDLY] 55 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:45,426 Wait a minute. Hold on. Someone seems a little flat. 56 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,689 Oh, it wasn't me. I think it was Gertrude. 57 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,299 She has terrible pitch. 58 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,562 Daphne, take a look at your sheet music. 59 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,869 You should be clucking not quacking. 60 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:57,351 Hmm. Yeah, so it is. Um, Gertrude, you might want to take a look at this. 61 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,396 -[CLUCKS] -I know what the problem is. 62 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,964 Breath support. You need to fill up your lungs with air. 63 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:05,620 -Take a deep breath... -[INHALES DEEPLY] 64 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:08,449 -That ought to do it! -[MUFFLED GRUNT] 65 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,320 You sound better already. 66 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:13,367 Okay, ladies. Let's try this one more time. 67 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:18,241 [CLUCKING IN TUNE] 68 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,504 [THUDS LOUDLY] 69 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:24,073 [CONTINUES CLUCKING IN TUNE] 70 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,210 [FEET TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY] 71 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:35,302 [MUFFLED GRUNTING] 72 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:38,392 I heard a noise. Did someone need something? 73 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,568 No, Granny, everything is fine. 74 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,265 We're just doing our singing lessons. 75 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:46,487 Oh! Heavens to Betsy! 76 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,053 Keep practicing. 77 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,795 [CLUCKING IN TUNE] 78 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,411 Oh, poor little chickens, all worn out. 79 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:01,284 A high class chicken has to have good posture. 80 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:02,938 Now, the best way to learn is to walk around 81 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:05,549 with a book on your head like these chickens here. 82 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,073 Shouldn't I be reading books 83 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,988 instead of putting them on my head? 84 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,338 High class chickens don't read books, 85 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:12,687 they see the movie. 86 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,298 [GRUNTS] That's a lot of books. 87 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:16,952 Now, stand on the yoga ball. 88 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:19,346 What? Whoa, whoa. 89 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:22,392 While juggling three angry pussy cats. 90 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:28,006 I'm standing up straight. I got it, I got it! 91 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:30,879 Oh, he's gonna get it, all right. 92 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:31,967 [POPS] 93 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,099 [GRUNTS] 94 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:36,493 You know what? 95 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,234 This book is better than the movie. 96 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,410 All right, time for your dance lesson. 97 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:43,718 This isn't charm school, it's a torture chamber! 98 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:46,851 What? Are you scared of dancing? Chicken. 99 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:50,594 And I'm not a chicken! I'm a duck! 100 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:52,553 [GASPING] 101 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,163 Did you hear that, ladies? 102 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,643 We have a duck in our midst. 103 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:58,733 Uh, hold on, girls. 104 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,517 Ducks are kind of like chickens. 105 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:01,866 Esther, we do yoga together. 106 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,128 Gertrude, I corrected your singing. 107 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,260 [GRUNTING AND FIGHTING NOISES] 108 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,349 GRANNY: All right, ladies. 109 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:10,397 Time for the Debutante Ball. Come along. 110 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:12,573 Come on, Daphne, you got to look your best 111 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,923 for your introduction to society. 112 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,142 -[GRUNTS] -And I have just the dress. 113 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,320 [DAFFY EXCLAIMING] 114 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:24,106 [FIREWORKS EXPLODING] 115 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,241 I thought I saw a pussy quack. 116 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:34,464 I made it, I finally became a real lady. 117 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:37,249 I did, I did see a pussy quack. 118 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,425 [CLUCKING IN TUNE] 119 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,385 Welcome to the science museum, Scouts. 120 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:44,822 Today, we're going to explore all the wonders of science. 121 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:47,825 Because science is fundamental. 122 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,872 [SIGHS] 123 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,874 All right, gang, let's put away our cell phones. 124 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:55,224 You don't want to miss a second of the excitement. 125 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:56,399 [ALL GROANING] 126 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,532 Please. Continue, sir. 127 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,142 Now, please have your tickets out, 128 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,536 and hand them to me when you enter the museum. 129 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:03,972 That's right, guys, you heard him. 130 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,408 Let's get these tickets out 131 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:06,409 so we can get inside that museum. 132 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,585 I'm sorry, Mr. Duck, 133 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:09,891 but if you don't have a ticket, 134 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,501 you can't enter the... 135 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,460 [STUTTERING] You can't come in. 136 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,810 Oh, of course, chum. I get it. 137 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,508 If you don't have a ticket, you no see 'em, the museum. 138 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,989 Totally understand. Hand shakey. Eggs and bakey. 139 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,382 Have a good one, pal. 140 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,949 Well, that was easier than I thought. 141 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,434 Science may seem a bit boring. 142 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,697 But trust me, by the end of the tour, 143 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:36,091 you'll see how exciting science can be. 144 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,572 Is that T. Rex an animatronic dinosaur? 145 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:39,834 Does it move like the one 146 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,270 that's at the big amusement park? 147 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,533 No, that's a model. It doesn't move. 148 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,448 But still pretty impressive. 149 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:46,754 Uh, yeah. 150 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,103 All right, come on, kids. 151 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,757 Today's gonna be a lot cooler 152 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:51,933 than some spectacular amusement park 153 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:55,066 with the incredible rides and the delicious foods. 154 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:56,938 Today, you're gonna learn all about something 155 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,593 that really matters. 156 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,159 There are three kinds of matter, 157 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,335 and you're gonna have them all for lunch today. 158 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,120 Now, the solid is a hamburger. 159 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:06,948 The liquid is ginger ale. 160 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:09,429 And the gas is this duck. 161 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,995 A duck? 162 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,475 So, kids, did you know that 163 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,477 contents under pressure tend to explode? 164 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,261 Allow me to demonstrate. 165 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,349 Whoo, whoo-hoo! 166 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,745 Oh, look, kids. It's the pigeon bird. 167 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:27,142 Oh, the pork manatee. 168 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:29,057 Enough, Mr. Duck, you have to leave. 169 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:32,147 [GRUNTS] 170 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:34,454 Sorry, kids, I had to get rid of that duck. 171 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:35,759 KIDS: Aww. 172 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,109 Here we are in the diorama room 173 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,329 where we see one of the most famous scientists 174 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:42,679 of all time, Sir Isaac Newton. 175 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:43,724 [CRUNCHING] 176 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:50,252 I think Sir Isaac Newton is hungry. 177 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:52,341 No, Sir Isaac Newton was responsible... 178 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,429 [CRUNCHING] 179 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:00,001 [LAUGHING] 180 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,002 As I was saying, Sir Isaac Newton... 181 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,394 [CRUNCHING] 182 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,484 All right, now, what's going on here? 183 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,311 Oh, King Kamakamapuaw. 184 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,574 Let's have a luau. 185 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:09,271 Whoo-hoo! 186 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,881 Get back here, Mr. Duck. 187 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,100 Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo. 188 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,539 The stomach, the duodenum, 189 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,062 small intestine, the large intestine 190 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,324 and the privacy place. 191 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:23,546 [GRUNTING] 192 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:26,506 Uh-oh. Looks like all that pork is causing indigestion. 193 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,946 Beat it, kids. He's gonna blow! 194 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:36,080 [PORKY PIG SCREAMING] 195 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,865 Oh, good. Looks like everything came out all right in the end. 196 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,388 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 197 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,088 [PORKY PIG SCREAMING] 198 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:49,267 PORKY: All right, duck. Where'd you go? 199 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,748 Step up, boys, and see our most popular exhibit. 200 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,881 The science of storms. 201 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,926 First, the hailstorm. 202 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,233 [SCREAMING] 203 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,974 Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark. 204 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,062 How about the tsunami? 205 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,238 [SCREAMING] 206 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:05,066 Next up, sandstorm. 207 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,024 [CHEERING] 208 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,246 See? He loves it. 209 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,943 [LAUGHING] 210 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,989 And here's one that'll really blow you away. 211 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,120 A tornado. 212 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,297 [PORKY SCREAMING] 213 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,040 Aww, is it over already? 214 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,302 Don't worry, pal. 215 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,826 It's just the eye of the storm. 216 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,133 [GRUNTING] 217 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:30,787 [SCREAMING] 218 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,443 The eagle has landed. 219 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,531 Well, the duck has. 220 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:36,619 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 221 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,015 Get back... [GRUNTING] 222 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:44,235 This moon is about to see my dark side. 223 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,938 You've got something on your cheek. 224 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,243 [KISSING] 225 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,331 Whoo-hoo! 226 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,252 Together again. 227 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,297 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 228 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,219 [EXPLOSION] 229 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,917 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 230 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,356 [ALL SCREAMING] 231 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:25,407 [SCREAMING] 232 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:33,633 KIDS: Yay! 233 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,765 We love this museum! 234 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,466 And now, for our grand finale, 235 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,600 all four storms at the same time. 236 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,306 Remember that science is all around you. 237 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:59,006 You just have to keep an eye out for it. 238 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,443 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 239 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,275 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]