[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
How's the bunny fairing in the speed trial?
He's really cooking up there.
Speaking of which, I didn't have breakfast this morning.
-[JET WHOOSHING] -[GRUNTS] What the heck was that?
I'm also cooking.
Cookin' with gas.
Hey, buddy, watch it up there.
Well, if you can't stand the heat,
stay away from the afterburners.
Ah, I see you've met our latest recruit.
Bugs, this is Cecil.
Now, you two get along
'cause Cecil here is your new wingman.
I don't need a wingman. I'm a lone wolf.
A maverick, a renegade, a rogue.
We get it!
But you've got to work together or you're out.
You stay out of my way, turtle.
CECIL: That'll be easy.
'Cause you'll always be behind me.
Cecil!
ELLIOT: [OVER RADIO] Gentlemen, today's our first simulated dogfight.
Bugs and Cecil are up against Porky and the Orca Bros.
Best of luck up there.
I gotta say this reminds me of a dog fight I once had.
Miniature Schnauzer. I know what you're thinking,
"Tiny dog, shouldn't be much of an adversary."
But this one was.
Grabbed me by the pant leg, held on for three days.
He taught me the real meaning
-of grit and determination... -[ALL CHANGE STATION
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[OVER RADIO] Usually, I support saving the whales.
But not today.
ELLIOT: [OVER RADIO] You're out, Orca Bros.
BUGS: [OVER RADIO] Now to get Porky.
CECIL: [OVER RADIO I've got this one.
Cecil, you're supposed to be my wingman.
You can be mine.
BUGS: I saw him first! CECIL: Nope, I did.
Oops. Almost got him.
-[GROANS] That tears it. -[BUTTON BEEPS]
[BUGS AND CECIL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO]
I can't see.
Ditto.
[CRASHES]
I'm going to hit the ground first.
No, I am.
No way. [PANTING]
[GRUNTS]
Yep, you showed me.
What the heck were you guys doing up there?
I've seen more cooperation from skinny jeans on a hippo.
Since you can't work together in the sky,
maybe you can do it on the volleyball court.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
Let's go! I hope I'm not the only one that brought a six-pack.
Okay. Let's go!
♪ The whales wanna take the Top Wing crown
♪ It's up to Bugs and Cecil to take them down
♪ They gotta put aside their pride and work as a team
♪ And send the whales swimming back upstream
♪ Balling, balling with the whales
♪ Ooh, ooh Balling, balling with the whales ♪
Sorry, Cecil. I got there first.
[GRUNTS]
-Hey. [GROANS] -And that my friend... [GRUNTS]
[SPEAKING WHALE]
[ALARM SOUNDING]
Scramble all fighters.
The Hazmats have invaded our air space.
This is not a drill. Repeat. This is not a drill.
HAZMAT 1: [OVER RADIO] I've got 'em in our sights. Gary, what's our range?
Gary, are you on your phone?
GARY: [OVER RADIO] What? It's on airplane mode.
[SPEAKING WHALE]
[BEEPS]
[WHALE CRIES]
[SPEAKING WHALE]
I've got two Hazmats coming in fast.
Make that four Hazmats.
Um, actually make that... [STAMMERING]
Oh, there's quite a few of them!
BUGS: [OVER RADIO] Hang tight, Porky. I'm gonna get ya.
CECIL: [OVER RADIO Correction. I'm gonna get ya.
PORKY: [STAMMERING OVER RADIO] I don't care who it is. Just get here fast!
-[BUGS AND CECIL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO] -PORKY: Guys?
PORKY: Ahhh, I'm hit!
Ah, horseflies. Listen up! Bugs and Cecil,
[OVER RADIO] you're all we go left up there.
You two have got to work together.
Understand?
Think you can handle it, flyboy?
What? I can cooperate better than you.
-Prove it. -Gladly.
BUGS: [OVER RADIO] I can shoot five bogeys off your six.
They're doing it, by George. They're cooperating.
Well, you're running low on fuel.
I can top you off.
Well, I got you this tiramisu.
Oh, thank you.
Bugs, look out!
A bogey!
Oh, thank you! I've got a tissue right here.
No, behind you.
You did it.
No, you did it.
Nice work, boys. Because of your amazing flying,
we're going to make you co-winners of the Top Wing trophy.
Well, let me be the first to say...
Let me be the first to say...
-I'm first to say... -Oh, no. I'm first to...
[BUGS AND CECIL ARGUING]
I should have stayed in art school.
[OVER RADIO] Uh, can I get clearance to land now?
[SIGHS]
Sailing along
on the sunny sea.
This is the kind of life I could get caught up in.
Huh?
I didn't mean it literally.
-[GRUNTS] -Ha, I've got you!
But can't you see I am in the middle of some serious chill time?
I don't care about your chill.
I need fresh, live bait. And you are my bait.
Now, hold up, doc. What are we huntin'?
The Slugsmoby.
A giant, brown whale with the face of an elephant seal.
Gee, doc. It sounds hideous.
It's also dangerous. So dangerous that it bit off my leg.
Looks like you have both your legs to me.
Not my leg. My turkey leg!
[GOBBLING]
Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight.
-Slugsmoby is a giant whale? -Oui.
-And he loves turkey -Oui.
-But you wanna use rabbit as a bait? -Oui.
But that doesn't make any sense.
Did you run this by your crew?
I don't have a crew.
Well, there's your problem. No one's ever caught a giant whale without a crew.
You need a crew.
All right. Then you are my crew!
Me and my big mouth.
Attention. When you are on my ship,
you do exactly as I say. Understand?
Aye aye, French guy.
[EXCLAIMS] Weigh the anchor!
It's 48 pounds.
Toss the oars!
You don't literally toss the oars!
You lift them out of the water.
Just strike the sail.
One, two, three, four. We won't take it anymore.
Five, six, seven, eight. Come on, sail, negotiate.
One, two, three, four. Look at me raise this oar.
Five, six...
[EXCLAIMING]
-One, two, three... -[YELLS]
Not that kind of strike!
Just dress the ship and let's set off.
You got it, doc.
-How'd I do, Captain? -Get away from me.
Hey, doc. I see something.
What? Where? I see nothing.
Come to the crow's nest, take a look.
I still see nothing.
Maybe you can see it from the eagle's nest.
[BLACQUE GRUNTING]
Still nothing! I only see an eagle flying towards me.
-[EAGLE SCREECHES] -[BLACQUE YELLS]
Try going higher, doc.
Into the rat's nest!
[GROANS] Where is she?
Where does she blow?
-[SQUEAKING] -[YELLS]
Head up to the hornet's nest!
Oh, no! I know what you're up to!
BUGS: You wanna see her, right?
Argh! My curiosity knows no bounds.
-[BUZZING] -[BLACQUE YELLING]
So many hornets! Whoa!
-[BUZZING] -[GROANS]
I didn't see it.
Captain, the men are furious.
They wanna mutiny. Just listen to them.
Hubbub, Hubbub. Mutiny. Hubbub, Hubbub. Total failure. Hubbub.
A mutiny? What are they saying?
Hold on, let me find out.
Mumble, mumble, mumble. Are you sure? Because I think he's... [GIBBERISH]
Okay, but he won't like it.
-What is it? -Bad news.
They want you to walk the plank. Sorry, doc, I tried.
I don't want to be captain. You be captain.
Hey, men, I'm captain now!
Hubbub, [MUTTERING] Cool.
So, they no longer want to mutiny.
Then I want to be captain again!
That's no way to talk to your newly elected captain.
You're not the captain, I am the captain. [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
Are you trying to mutiny?
You know what we do to mutineers on this ship.
No, what?
They walk the plank.
Don't forget to impress the judges.
What judges?
Do a cannon ball!
How do you do... [GRUNTS]
I am the captain, now you walk the plank.
Okay, if you say so. [STRAINING]
-[YELLING] -[WATER SPLASHES]
[BLACQUE GASPING]
Ah! Gordon Lightfoot!
Out on the plank! Make way on the gangway!
Play Wrec of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
BLACQUE: I should have seen that coming.
[GROANS] Give me that wheel!
Welcome to Spin the Wheel!
Where our lovely contestants spin the wheel and win fabulous prizes.
Up first is Blacque Jacque Shellacque.
[CHUCKLES] I am hoping to win something for my dog, J.J.
That'll do. Go ahead and give the wheel a spin.
[BLACQUE YELLS AND GRUNTS]
This island feels rather strange.
[GROWLING]
The great brown whale!
-[SLUGSMOBY VOCALIZING] -BLACQUE: Whoa!
[GROANING]
[SLUGSMOBY VOCALIZING]
Uh, we're gonna need a bigger boat.
-[CRASHES] -[WATER SPLASHES]
Well, Jacques, the bad news is your ship is destroyed.
The good news is you made a new friend.
Here Slugsmoby, I got something for ya.
-[SLUGSMOBY VOCALIZING] -BUGS: Fetch.
[GASPING]
Great, now we have lost both ships!
We still have the most important ship of all...
Friendship.
You need to get away from me.