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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Eureka! I've done it.

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With these lithium powered
rocket skates,

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I'll be able to travel
faster than ever before.

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Now a five minute
trip to the store
will only take three minutes.

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Really it's the little things,
you know.

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Now, to buy
the lithium batteries
that will power my skates.

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Hmm.

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"ACME now delivers
instantly!" Ha!

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That's not possible.

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Well, I'm sure they
don't mean "instant" instant.

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Yeah, but not as quick
as my lithium powered
rocket skates, no doubt.

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Okay, let's just see
about that.

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-Now, let's just see
how instant-- [GASPS]
-[DOORBELL RINGING]

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[KNOCKING]

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Impossible!

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How can ACME deliver
something so quick?

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Beep, beep.

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Beep, beep.

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[STAMMERING]

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[GASPS]

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I don't know why,

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but something deep inside

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tells me I must
destroy that bird.

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This couldn't be easier.

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All I have to do
is order something

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and that Road Runner
comes right to my door.

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With the help of my new
lithium powered rocket skates,

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it'll be bye bye birdy.

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[LAUGHS EVILLY]

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Hmm, I can always use
a motion detecting
Electronet 3,000.

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Now, to order and capture.

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Beep, beep.

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Beep, beep.

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It's show time.

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-[SHOES BEEP]
-[ROCKETS FLARING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GROANS]

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-[SHOES FIRING]
-[GRUNTING]

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-[GRUNTING CONTINUES]
-[THUDDING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[SIGHS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[MURMURING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GASPS]

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-[THUDS]
-Ow.

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[WHISTLING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[WEAKLY] Must get these

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skates off!

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[GRUNTING]

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I hope I kept the receipt
for those batteries.

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[GROANS]

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-[BEEPING]
-[LAUGHS]

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-[PHONE BEEPS]
-[LAUGHS]

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Beep, beep!

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-[KNOCKING]
-Beep, beep!

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What the...

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[GROWLS]

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[MURMURING]

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[GROWLS]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GASPS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GROANS]

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[STRAINING]

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Ha, ha!

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Beep, beep!

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[GROANING]

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[ZAPPING]

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-Beep, beep!
-[SHRIEKS]

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[GRUNTS]

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Beep, beep!

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Beep, beep!

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Oh!

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[GROANS]

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Oh, that hurt.

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[YELPS]

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[BEEPS]

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-Beep, beep!
-[GRUNTS]

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-Beep, beep!
-[GRUNTS]

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-Beep, beep!
-[GRUNTS]

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-Beep, beep!
-[GRUNTS]

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[SIGHS]

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I think one more should do it.

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Huzzah! Technology prevails.

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Beep, beep!

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[GRUNTING]

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[YELPS]

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[UNINTELLIGIBLE RAMBLING]

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I have you now!

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-Beep, beep!
-[SCREAMING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[SIGHS]

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I'll get that bird
if it's the last thing...

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[GRUNTS]

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[COUGHING]

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As I was saying...

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-I'll get that bird if...
-[WHISTLING]

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-[CRASHING]
-[ROCKETS FLARING]

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Ah. The planet Earth.

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I would love nothing more
than to conquer it.

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Of course, before I initiate
invasion protocols,

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it might be wise to
capture an inhabitant

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so that I can study
and exploit its weaknesses.

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Oh, goody, goody!

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And he's a lively one, too.

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Now, to capture him
with my transporter ray.

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I love window shopping!
Whoo...

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...Hoo!

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Oh, peachy! It worked!

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Greetings, inferior life form.

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Allow me to show
your primitive brain around.

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This is my replicator,

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where I will make
a Martian army
to invade the Earth.

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Martian army?

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Boring!

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I know, let's see
if it'll replicate
this cookie.

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[ENERGY ZAPPING]

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-Ooh...
-Yes.

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Very nice.

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Let's move on.

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Wait a minute,
I wanna see it do it again.

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-[ZAPPING]
-Again.

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-[ZAPPING]
-Again.

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Again! Again! Again! Again!
Again! Again! Again! Again!

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Stop! Now my machine
is filled with cookies.

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Don't worry, boss,
I'll clean it up.

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[CHOMPING AND GULPING]

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-Did you save me one?
-Nope.

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-[BURPS]
-Oh!

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These Earthlings
are positively grotesque.

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I'm doing the universe a favor
by getting rid of them.

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This is my Probulator.

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It will find the nature
of your internal structures,

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-then...
-[BLOWING]

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Give me that!

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-What does this do? Oops.
-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

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[POWERS DOWN]

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Curious. It doesn't seem
to be working.

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I wonder if the kilowatt
reader went down again.

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[SHACKLES CLICKING]

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[GROANING]

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[WHIRRING]

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-MARVIN: Hey!
-[CRASHING]

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So aggressive...

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Please, Earthling,

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-turn off the machine.
-[WHIRRING CONTINUES]

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[SHOUTING] Earthling!
Turn off the machine!

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Oh, gosh! Sorry, pal.

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-[MACHINE POWERS DOWN]
-[MURMURING]

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Well, the good news
is the machine
is fully functional.

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Yes, and the bad news is

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the machine
is fully functional.

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Enough messing around.

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It's time to put you
into the Cerebro.

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I will now peer into
your sub conscience
with my mind scanner,

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and learn how to destroy
your doomed species

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from the inside out.

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[STATIC BUZZING]

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Whoo...

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Hoo...

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[SINGING]

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[SLURPING]

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-[FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
-[KISSES]

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[GIGGLES]

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Wild.

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Oh, enough of this nonsense.

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Hey, I was watching that.

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You have to leave now!

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Leave? But I just got here.

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If you don't leave,

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I'm afraid I'm going
to have to...

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-Ooh, cool toy.
-That is not a toy!

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That is my disintegration ray.

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-[FIRING]
-[GASPS]

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-[ZAPPING]
-[CRUMBLING]

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Cool. Hey!
What else you got around here?

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No. No, no, no!
Don't touch anything.

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I haven't even used these
cool juggling balls. Catch!

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That's nitroglycerin!

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[GRUNTING]

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-Oh, thank good...
-[EXPLODES]

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Does everything in this place
explode, or just you?

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-Whoo!
-[GRUNTS]

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Check out this flat screen TV.

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How do I get the football
game on this thing?

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[ENGINES REVVING]

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[GRUNTING]

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-[CLANGS]
-DAFFY: Oopsie.

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-[CLANGS]
-I got it this time.

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-[CLANGS]
-Who put this moon here?

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[CLANGS]

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Hold on,
didn't check my mirror.

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-[CLANGING]
-Like a pro!

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-[CLANGS]
-I think I got it now.

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-[CLANGS]
-I mean this time.

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Man, there's so much for just
one duck to mess with.

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I wish there was a way to make
more of me so I could...

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Wait a minute.

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There is!

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-[ZAPPING]
-[CHEERING]

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Oh, dear. No!

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GROUP: Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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-Hey, Daffys, catch!
-[EXPLODES]

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[WHIRRING]

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Hey, Daffy, could I try?

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Sure thing, Daffy.

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-[WHIRRING]
-Make sure you
get those back molars.

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Oh, no.
I've shrunk my Daffys.

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Oh, well. Tumble dry low
and hope for the best.

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Isn't this great?

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It's marvelous,
you handsome devil, you.

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-[LICKING]
-[SCREAMS]

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-I can't take it anymore!
-[ZAPPING]

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Protect the planet!
Save the Earth!

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-[ZAPPING]
-Whoa!

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Are you from outer space?

220
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Oh, yes.

221
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That is my spaceship.

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[EXPLODES]

223
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Well, that was my spaceship.

224
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But it's much safer
down here.

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Oh, there you are.

226
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-We are looking for you.
-BOTH: So were we.

227
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Say, do you like
window shopping?

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Whoa!

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-Run for your life!
-ALL: Whoo-hoo!

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-The aliens are invading!
-[ALL CHEERING]

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DAFFY: Whoo-hoo!