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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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PORKY: [STRAINING]
You go, I go.

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I'm not gonna leave ya,

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potato chip.

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[GROANS]

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Got it! Five second rule...
Eenie, meenie, my, huff!

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[SHOUTS] Mounty Porky!

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[WHISPERS]
I mean, Mounty Porky...

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I have a task for you.

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There is a comically
precarious snowball
on that mountain.

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I need you to evacuate
all the townspeople

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and get them
far from the threat

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of being snow-balled.

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[STUTTERING] Yes, sir.

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[WHISPERS]
But why are we whispering?

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Because you numbcrut,

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a sound too big can cause
the snow ball to topple.

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Wow...

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[GRUNTS]

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Better not risk it.

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Let's just leave it there
to get soggy.

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Now get to it.

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[STUTTERING]
Get on out of here.

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We'll let you know
when it's safe to come back.

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All right. Just one more
house to evacuate.

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[READS]

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Guess they already left.

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[WHISTLING]

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Uh, excuse me, Mr. Duck.

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[WHISPERS] I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.

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Watch it, bub.
You're on thin ice.

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I'm sorry, but we have to
evacuate in case
of an avalanche.

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Thin ice.

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Oh? I see...

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[SCREAMS]

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[BLABBERING]

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Aye. Tourist.

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Hey! I got one!

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Oh, great!
Another bottom-feeder.

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[SCREAMS]

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Hang tight, pal.
I'll fix you up.

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Check it out, kids.
It's our former president,

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Rutherford B. Hayes.

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Mr. President.

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[GROANS]
Now listen here, Duck.

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I'm gonna...

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[RUMBLING]

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[GULPS]

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[WHISPERING]
As I was saying...

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I'm gonna give you
one last...

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Oh, hello there.

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Mr. Duck, [STAMMERS]
you need to
stop the snow mobile.

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-What?
-The snow mobile is too loud.

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What about the cloud?

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The noise
will start an avalanche.

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You wanna date
my Aunt Blanche?

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Okay, let me give her a call.

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What? No!

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-[KEYPAD BEEPS]
-Hello.

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Aunt Blanche? How would you
like to go out
with a real pig?

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Can't you see
that all this noise

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will kill... Destroy us all?

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Do you mind?

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I'm on the phone.

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Sorry about that,
Aunt Blanche.

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What's that?
You know what?

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I can't hear you.

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-Hold on. Let me
turn off the snow mobile.
-[ENGINE STOPS]

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[PORKY SCREAMS]

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-[GROANS]
-[ENGINE ROARS]

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Good news!
Aunt Blanche is in.

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You got a date, Friday night.

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Hope you like
broccoli casserole
and flatulence.

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In that order.

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[SHOUTING]
Never mind the date.

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[RUMBLING]

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Phew! [WHISPERS]
Never mind the date.

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We have to get you
out of here.

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Hold on, bub.
I am not leaving here

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without my earthly
possessions.

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This will just take a second.

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[VOCALIZES]

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All right.
Just the essentials.

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Or what's left inside.

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Come on, Ducky, we're gonna be
buried any moment now.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Oh, she definitely
wore it better.

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-Daffy!
-Yes?

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Oh, right. Avalanche.

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DAFFY: [SING-SONG]
Packing. Packing.

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That better be it.

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Yes. Yes, it is.

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Not counting the china hutch
and stackable washer-dryer.

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Whoo-hoo!

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[PORKY GROANS]
That's it!

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-[DRUMS PLAYING]
-Get your...

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I didn't practice yet today.

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Just got to get it in quick.

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Repetition is the key
to mastery.

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[RUMBLING]

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[WHIMPERING]

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Oh, don't worry.
I know how to solve this.

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[CHUCKLES]

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That ought to keep
that mean, old avalanche out.

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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And you said
it was gonna be a disaster.

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This avalanche is the best!

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[SCREAMING]
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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Don't worry, Mr. Duck.
I'll save ya.

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[SCREAMS]

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Where you go.
I go.

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[EXCLAIMS]

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We're headed for...
[STAMMERS]

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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A cliff?

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Yeah, yes!

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I hope this works.

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DAFFY: Again!

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For his bravery and courage

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in the face
of impending disaster,

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I am pleased to present
Mounty Porky,

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with the medal of valor.

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Uh, would you care
to share with us

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some thoughts
regarding your

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harrowing experience?

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[CLEARING THROAT]

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[DRUMS PLAYING]

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Daffy! You'll start
another avalan...

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[RUMBLING]

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Phew! I thought you were
all gonna catch that drift.

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If you're catching my drift.

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-[CHUCKLES]
-Oh, snow he didn't.

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[RIMSHOT]

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That's snow business.

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NARRATOR:
In a far-flung galaxy,

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light years
from the planet Earth,

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lived a simple, young
sand farmer,

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named Bugs Sandraker.

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Boy, the sand
is really ripe this year.

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Mmm. [SPITS]

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How do people
eat this stuff?

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NARRATOR:
Bugs lived a simple life

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till one day...

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What the heck was...

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Oh, a soccer ball.

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[ELECTRONIC VOICE]
Hey, stop that. I'm not
a soccer ball, I'm a robot.

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What's the deal,
little soccer bot?

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I'm running from the most evil
bad guy in the universe.

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They're trying to capture me,
because I have the plans

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to destroy
the floating ball of doom.

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What's the floating ball
of doom?

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This is your
galactic overlord,
Dank Diaper.

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Give me the robot
or be blown to smithereens.

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Hey, you can't go around
blasting people
to smithereens.

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I stand corrected.

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DANK DIAPER:
Send out the typewriters.

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[RAPID FIRING]

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Don't move, by order of the...

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SWAN LOCO:
Get in. No time to explain.

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-Uh... Huh?
-[TRILLS]

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Lady!

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Hello, lady.

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Just keeping my breath
minty fresh.

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Don't mind him. That's just
my big hairy co-pilot, Footy.

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Gee! Thanks for saving us,
Mr...

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Loco. Swan Loco.

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Renegade space pilot
of the Centennial Pigeon.

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And I love this soccer ball.

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I'm not a soccer ball
I'm a robot.

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With plans to destroy
the dreaded ball of...

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BUGS: To destroy
the floating ball of doom,

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press the
self-destruct button.

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I know you risked your life
and all, but that seems
pretty obvious.

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So where is
the self-destruct button?

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-Shake him.
-Ask again later.

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Shake him again!

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BUGS:
It's in the center, you dope.

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-Oh, a fat lot of good
that does us.
-[CRASHES]

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Anyone who tries to get
inside that floating
ball of doom

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has got a screw loose.

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MAN: I have a screw loose.

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I'm Elmer Prawn and Goby.

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They call me that,
because I carry around

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-this prawn and this goby.
-SWAN LOCO: Wait a minute!

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I know you!
You're that old cuckoo

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who lives in the station wagon
under the highway.

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I may be an old kook,
but this old kook
is also a Gemini.

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Oh! I'm a Pisces.

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No, the Gemini were an ancient
society of warriors

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sworn to protect the galaxy.

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Eh... Listen, bub.

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I don't believe in
all that Gemini stuff.

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It's just a lot of
hocus-pocus.

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I stand corrected.

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If you wanna destroy
the floating ball of doom
for good,

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-you'll need to learn
how to use this.
-[SWAN LOCO SCREAMS]

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Uh, what is it?

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It's called a flash blade.

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-It's a Gemini's weapon.
-Whoa!

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It's got a light touch.

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Now, quick!
Chop up these berries.

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Slice this cantaloupe.

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Cut this watermelon in half.

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-Hi-ya!
-Stop!

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-You've done it!
-What?

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I'm finished?
I'm a Gemini?

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No. You made me a fruit salad.

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Mmm.
May the fruit be with you.

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To the floating ball of doom!

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BUGS: There it is.
The floating ball of doom.

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To make sure
they don't see us,

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I'll activate
the cloaking device.

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Now, they'll never
see us coming.

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Unless you crash into it.

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We've gotta find
the self-destruct button.

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Bugs, wait. You can
only find the button
by trusting your feelings.

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Or I could
just follow the signs.

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Well, that works too.

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A-ha!

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I found you,
you miserable little planet.

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You thought you could
get away from Dank Diaper,
did you?

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What if I use my
boom-boom laser?

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[IMITATES SHOOTING]

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[BLOWS]
Bye-bye, puny little planet.

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[WHISPERING] There it is.

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Hey! What do you
think you're doing?

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Just polishing
the self-destruct button.

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-[BLOWS]
-[CLOTH SQUEAKS]

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Carry on then.
Wait a minute.

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I polished that last week.

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En garde.

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May the fruit be with you.

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-Will you get out of here!
-Fruit yourself.

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-Whoops!
-Well, that takes care
of one thing.

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[GROANS]

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Hold still.

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I seem to be having trouble
beating you.

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Maybe you'd have better luck
if your sword was bigger.

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Use the enlarger button.
It's right here.

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Heavens to Megatroyd!

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DANK DIAPER:
I can't control it.

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It's too heavy.

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Hey, Dank Diaper,
I'm up here.

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My boom-boom laser.

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Now I'm over here.

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Why, you...

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Oh... Now I've done it.

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[SCREAMS]

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Come on, guys.
This place is gonna blow.

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BUGS: Loco! Your co-pilot
is still out there.

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SWAN LOCO: Oh,
let's leave him.
ELMER: Then who is gonna

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clean the toilet?

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I didn't know it was broken.
That's why I used it.

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-I had a fruit salad.
-SWAN LOCO: It's your
lucky day.

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Hey! Get back here.

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Oh... At least
I still have my...

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...ship.

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Well, fellas,
we saved the universe.

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So what do we do now?

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Every good saga,
ends with a game of soccer.

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Ow, ow! Stop.
I've got sand in my eye.

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There's nothing
more painful...

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[DISTORTED VOICE
I stand corrected.

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Well, game over, fellas.
Dinner at my house.

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-All the sands
you can eat.
-ALL: Yay!

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