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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hello, Cabo!

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Bell boy, take my luggage
to the suite.

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I'll be sending my tailor...
[GROANS]

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This isn't
a tropical paradise!

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This is Area 51!

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That place where
the government keeps all kinds
of weird experiments,

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and... Aliens?

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[BEEPING]

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Aw, hey there,
little shaver.

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What's an adorable
little guy like you

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doing in a place like this?

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-[BEEPS]
-Oh, you're a Martian?

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[BEEPS]

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And you crashed here
on Earth?

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[BEEPS]

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Oh, and you want to go home
to your parents?

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But you can't because
they got you locked up
here like a prisoner?

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Okay, okay, that was
an obvious question.

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But don't you worry,
because I'm going to
get you out of here.

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Now, let's get you
to your ship.

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Not so fast, rabbit!

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Where do you think
you're going
with my baby alien?

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Gee, Doc, who says
this is your alien?

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Five-star General
Yosemite Sam says so.

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And so does this here
giant laser gun.

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Now, surrender that
green thumb sucker.

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-Okay, Doc.
-[CRIES]

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Good gravy, he's crying.

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What do I need to do
to calm this critter down?

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Oh, you're gonna need
this, this, this, this,

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this, this, all of this...

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And that ought to do it, Doc.

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Ooh! I done been
hornswoggled.

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He maybe a five-star general,
but he's got a one-star brain.

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[ZAPPING]

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Yikes!

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Huh? Where did they go?

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-Ten-hut!
-Who are you?

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Who am I?
I'm a six-star general,
you worthless maggot.

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[GASPS]
Reporting for duty, sir.

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Good! General says,
"Drop and give me ten."

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[STRAINING] One, two...

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-Two's enough, two's enough.
-[GRUNTS]

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Now general says,
"Act like a monkey."

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[GIBBERING]

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General says, "Monkey,
make me some waffles."

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[GIBBERING]

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General says,
"Monkey, write me a sonnet."

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[GIBBERING]

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General says, "Monkey,
punch yourself in the face."

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[EXCLAIMING]

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-General says, "Faster."
-[EXCLAIMING]

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-General says, "Harder!"
-[EXCLAIMING]

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-You can stop.
-Phew!

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-Uh-uh-uh.
I didn't say, "General says."
-[GASPS]

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My bad. [EXCLAIMS]

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Nope. You're out of the game.

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[GROANS] Oh!
Sir, yes, sir.

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Oh, gee, I can't believe
I have been discharged

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by a real life
six-star general.

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Wait one second...

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There ain't no such thing
as a six-star general.

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Get back here
with my baby alien!

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Transportation tubes.

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This could be our ticket
to the spaceship, fella.

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A-ha!

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-[BEEPS]
-[EXCLAIMS]

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Nice thinking, kid.

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These tubes go all around
the base, right?

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Let's send him
to the rocket testing area.

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[YOSEMITE SAM SCREAMS]

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To the water filtration pump.

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[SPLASHING AND CHOKING]

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Then into the pinata factory.

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[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYS]

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Cool. Now let's send him
to the taffy-pulling machine.

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[YOSEMITE SAM EXCLAIMING]

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Into the seasickness chamber.

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YOSEMITE SAM:
Oh! I don't feel so good.

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And then to
the monster truck rally.

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[YOSEMITE SAM GASPS]
Not the Truck-a-dontus!

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[EXCLAIMS]

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Now let's send him
to the summer dress rally.

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-YOSEMITE SAM: Too tight.
-To the nacho room.

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YOSEMITE SAM: [SCREAMS]
The cheese! It burns!

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And into the spectacle
spectacular.

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YOSEMITE SAM: Oh!
This is pretty nice.

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Does this dress
make me look cheesy?

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[GROANS]

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Okay, we've had our fun.

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Time for us to make
our big exit.

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[GROWLS]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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Look! There's your ship!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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We gotta get around
those guards.

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GUARD 1: So my in-law
are coming for the weekend.

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Hey! Freeze!

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In-laws? More like outlaws.
Am I right?

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[GUARDS LAUGHING]

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Hey, how do you know
Tim and Verna?

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-[ALL EXCLAIMING
-We've got company.

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Line up in formation.

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[GUARDS STOMPING]

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[LASERS ZAPPING]

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[BLEEPING]

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We got 'em. Let's go!

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Freeze, rabbit!

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Nobody steals my baby alien.
[LAUGHS]

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[BEEPING]

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[ENERGY CHARGING]

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Oh...

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[EXCLAIMS]

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[GROANS]

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Is that all you... [GRUNTS]

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Nice move, kid.

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Well, I guess this is goodbye.

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[BEEPING]

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Oh, shoot! We let
another alien get away.

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The President's gonna kill us!

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Oh, gee, fellas, you may have
let that one get away,

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but it looks like there's
another one right over there.

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-[MUTTERING]
-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

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Works for me.

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All these aliens look
the same anyhow.

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[BEEPS]

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There may be intelligent life
up there,

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but down here not so much.

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BAILIFF: All rise!

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The Honorable Judge Elmer
J. Fudd presiding, okay?

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Court to order.
Ladies and gentlemen,

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I call the case of
The State v. Porky Pig.

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Are both sides ready?

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I say, I say ready,
Your Honor.

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That's why I am standing here
wearing this law suit.

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Get it? "Law Suit"?
That's a joke, Your Honor.

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Why ain't you laughing?

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Mr. Pig,
where is your attorney?

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-I... [STUTTERS]
Don't have one, Your Honor.
-[DOOR OPENS]

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You do now.
Daffy Duck, attorney at law.

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I would have been here sooner,
but I was busy chasing
ambulances.

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I caught three of them!
It's hard when you don't
have a car.

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Mr. Pig,
is this your attorney?

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-Uh...
-Don't answer that!

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Are you even
a real attorney?

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Of course. I have
my license right here.

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[STUTTERS]
This is a fishing license.

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Fish need lawyers too.

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All right, Mr. Duck,
present your case.

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Here's my case, Your Honor.

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It's 100% leather,
has a combination lock,

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and even has
a neat little pouch here
for your cell phone.

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Not that.
Your client's case!

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I don't think he has a case.

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Unless you count
his piggy pouch.

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Which, by the way,
is not a good look for you.

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[STUTTERS]
Just tell him I didn't do it.

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He didn't do it, Your Honor.

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-End of story. Case closed.
-[GROANS]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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Why are you waving
your arms around like that?

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I was making a motion
for a mistrial.

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This is the motion
for a mistrial.

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And your motion is denied.

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-[GROANS]
-Well, I tried.

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Looks like you're gonna
have to take the stand.

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-[SQUEALS]
-[WHOOPS]

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Porky, do you swear to tell
the whole truth,

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and not just an itty-bitty
little piece of it?

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My mother always told me
not to swear.

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But I guess I can make
an exception.

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Your Honor, I'd like
to introduce exhibit A
to the evidence.

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Exhibit A, this is evidence.
Evidence, meet exhibit A.

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Don't be shy. Get in there.

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[IMITATING]
"Oh, how nice to meet you.

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"I usually don't talk
to strangers."

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"But I like those
tight firm corners."

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[IN DIFFERENT VOICE] "Well,
thank you, little missy.

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"You don't look
so bad yourself."

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"Kiss me now."
"Gladly."

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[MAKING KISSING SOUNDS]

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"Oh! Evidence!"

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Enough with the puppet show!
Just get on with it.

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Okay, Pig.
Here, read this paper.

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-"I did it."
-A-ha!

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He confessed.
[WHOOPING]

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He did it, he did it!
[WHOOPING]

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Objection, Your Honor.

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The defense cannot do
the prosecution's job.

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Then do it yourself.

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I'm tired of doing
all the work around here.

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Your Honor, I didn't do it.

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-[CRASHING]
-Well, I think you did.

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And I've got some
tough questions that are
going to make you crack.

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How many fingers
am I holding up?

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-Uh, five.
-What's the capital
of Kentucky?

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[STUTTERS] Uh, Frankfurt.

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What baseball player
holds the all-time record
for stolen bases?

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Lou Brock. [STUTTERS]
No, no, no. Rickey Henderson.

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Oh! Now you're starting
to sweat, aren't you, boy?

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[STUTTERS] That's because
of this down parka
you have me wearing.

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-Objection!
-I agree.

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You're clearly badgering
the witness.

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Oh, no, no, no!
It's not that.

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This would be badgering
the witness.

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[GROWLING]

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[PORKY SCREAMS]

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[GROANS]

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No, Your Honor.
What I was objecting to
was the down jacket.

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It could my relative
for all I know.

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Order! Order in the court.

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Just give us a second.

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We haven't had a chance
to have a look at the menu.

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So, what do you think?

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Well, uh, the mushroom caps
look really good.

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Oh, yeah, I've had those.
They're great.

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I say, do you mind
if we order a few things

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and, uh, do it tapas-style?

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Enough! Counselors,
approach the bench.

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Now, look you two,
I want a good, clean trial

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that has lots of legal
mumbo jumbo. Got it?

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Mumbo jumbo. Got it!

224
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Now, I'd like to file
a legal brief at this moment.

225
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I too would like to file
a legal brief.

226
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I left my legal boxers
at home.

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Your Honor, this calls
for tort reform.

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I agree.

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This chocolate torte's
getting all over my underwear.

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I move for capital punishment!

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I'll give you
capital punishment!

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Frankfurt,
this is all your fault.

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Go to your room,
and don't come out

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until you think about
what you've done.

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That's enough!

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Bailiff, throw this duck
out of my court room.

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Come on, Mr. Duck, let's go.

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Hold it right there!

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I can see I'm going
to have to win this trial
all by myself.

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-[STUTTERS] What?
-Get out of here, Piggins.

241
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Mr. Duck, where were you
the night of September 2nd?

242
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I, I have no idea.

243
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Oh, no? You weren't
at the mall that day?

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Parking in a handicap spot?

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[STUTTERS] The lot was full.
I had no choice.

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No choice, eh?
You could have parked
across the street.

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Or you could have
circled the lot until
something opened up.

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You could have taken
public transportation!

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[STAMMERS] I...

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We all know what you did.

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So confess. Confess.

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Confess!

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All right! I confess.
It was the pig!

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He made me do it!

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[CROWD GASPS]

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[CROWD EXCLAIMS]

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Justice may be blind,
but I just gave her glasses.

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Order! Order in the court!

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Frankly, I'm torn between
the pasta primavera
and the butt steak.

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Order! Order, I say.

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Yeah, you heard him.
Order in the court.

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No, no, no.
I'm the judge here.

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Nobody out-gavels Judge Fudd.

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And I say, order!

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No, I say, order!

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-Order!
-Order!

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[GROANS]

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Oh, that does it!
This trial is over!

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Porky Pig,
you are not guilty.

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But that duck
is incredibly guilty
of wasting everyone's time.

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Therefore, I'm going to
throw the book at you.

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[WINCES]

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[SPUTTERING]
Justice is served.

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Speaking of served,
is it too late to order
pot stickers?