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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[STATIC BUZZING]

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Hello, Australia!

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You all know me,
Shelley Lipa!

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We are broadcasting live
from Sydney, Australia.

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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

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Later, we'll visit chef
Enrico Mostacholi,

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who's going to make us
a special lunch

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of steamed Dungeness crabs.

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But our first guest
on our show

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is the Australian
adventurer, Tad--

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Tad Tucker.

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Good day, Shelley.

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Now, Tad, you just got back
from an exciting adventure.

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-Tell us about it.
-[RECORD PLAYING MUSIC STARTS]

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Well, Shelley, I just crossed
the Australian outback

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with nothing but
a canteen of water

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and this wooden stick.

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That sounds incredible.

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But how did you survive
without food?

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I was lucky enough
to capture and eat

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an entire family of rabbits.

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-[RECORD SCRATCHES]
-AUDIENCE: Oh...

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You can survive for weeks
by eating nothing but rabbits.

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They're nutritious
and delicious.

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I think they taste so good
because they're so
cute and innocent.

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Oh-ho, rabbits are
my favorite animals.

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Oh, they're my favorite,
too, Shelley.

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I love eating 'em.
[GROANS]

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Oh, my gosh, are...
Are you okay?

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[GROANS] Didn't hurt a bit.

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My head's harder than a rock.

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[GROANING AND EXCLAIMING]

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I felt that last
one a little bit.

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[GRUNTS]

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Well, folks,
Tad is not listening
to our doctor's advice

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and has decided
to continue the show.

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I don't need doctors,

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not when I've got
Tad Tucker's bat
guano ointment.

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Just rub this healing remedy
wherever it hurts

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and you'll be right as rain.

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It smells terrible.

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That means it's working.

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Okay, Tad,

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let's just stick
to talking about why
you're on the show.

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This thing behind us?

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Righty-o, Shelley-Sue.

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This invention gives
the experience of skydiving

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without ever
leaving the ground.

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I call it the iSoar.

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It certainly is.

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You know what
isn't an eyesore?

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Your pretty face.

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-Why, Tad I...
-Oh, not you...

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I was talking to myself.

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Hello there, handsome.

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Just talk about the machine,
Tad.

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You see, the iSoar is
a skydiving simulator

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that's completely safe.
Let me show you.

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All right, Shelley.
Turn it on.

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-[BEEPS]
-[FAN TURNS ON]

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Look at me, I'm soaring
through the air
like a tree monkey

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-in a tornado.
-[BEEPING]

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[TAD SCREAMS AND GROANS]

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-Tad, are you all right?
-Yeah.

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Slight mishap,
let's try again.

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Okay, turn her on.

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-[BEEPS]
-[FAN TURNS ON]

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[BEEPS]

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[TAD SCREAMS AND GROANS]

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You sure you're pressing
the right button?

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Yes, that button.

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Okay, let's try again.

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-[BEEPS]
-[FAN TURNS ON]

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Oh, that's it,

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now I'm really soaring.

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Getting a little too high.

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No worries, I can--

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[TAD SCREAMS AND GROANS]

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-[BEEPING]
-[TAD GROANING]

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Stop... Pressing...
The button...

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I'm not pressing anything.

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-[BEEPING]
-[TAD GROANING]

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I'm sorry folks, Tad's machine
isn't working like we'd hoped.

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I've got it figured out.

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I just needed a little
duct tape on the cord here.

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I also decided to add a fan
to the top of the machine.

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That way I'm stabilized
from above and below.

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Fire it up, Shelley-Sue.

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-It's just Shelley.
-[BEEPS]

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Ah-ha, there we go!

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Now we're really
waltzing, Matilda.

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[BEEPING]

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[TAD GROANING]

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[BEEPING]

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[STRAINING]

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[SIGHS]

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[TAD GROANS]

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Let's cut to Enrico Mostacholi
and his Dungeness crabs.

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No, no, no, no.
This is thoroughly normal.

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[TAD SCREAMS AND GROANS]

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Are you sure
you don't want to cut?

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[SCREAMS] I'm in me skivvies.

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-Are we allowed to show this?
-[TAD SCREAMS AND GROANS]

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All right, since we've had
a couple of
glitches with the controls,

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I had the brilliant idea
of using a remote,

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so I can adjust it on the fly.

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Instead of leaving it
in the capable hands

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-of Shelley.
-I'm doing my best.

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-[BEEPS]
-And off we go.

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Oh hey, it works.
Quick, do some tricks.

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I call this one
the ornery flamingo.

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Ha! Flustered barista.

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The disappointed badger.

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We'll look at that folks,
it's actually working.

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And the seductive... Crab?

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-[CRABS BITING]
-[GROANING]

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-Wait, the remote!
-[BEEPS]

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Oh, look, they're doing
the ornery flamingo.

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That's very impressive.

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-[CRABS BITING]
-[GROANS]

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Oh, look at that,
the flustered barista...
[GROANS]

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TAD: Oh, no,
not the disappointed badger!

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[TAD SCREAMS AND GROANS]

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[GROANS]

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The remote,
where is the remote?

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[TAD SCREAMS AND GROANS]

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Tad, maybe your invention
isn't safe to use.

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Well, I'm fine.

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And to prove
this machine is safe,

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I don't want you to let me out
no matter what I say.

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-But, Tad...
-Now, turn on the machine.

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Oh, wait a minute.
Are these bananas?

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Strawberries?
Protein powder!

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[SCREAMING]
Get me out of here!
Turn off the machine!

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-But Tad, you said--
-I don't care what I said.

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Turn it off!

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-Okay, okay!
-[BEEPING]

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I can't stop it.

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[CRASHES]

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How did I survive
the outback, Shelley?

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Well, I made
Tad Tucker smoothies.

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Ew, it smells like bat guano.

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TAD: That means it's working.

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[STAMMERING]
In just a few more hours

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and I will be the first pig
to fly across the Atlantic.

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Er, the Spirit of St. Louis?

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[STAMMERING] More
like the Spirit of St...
[STAMMERING] Sooey!

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There is nothing
more relaxing than a
little Sunday morning flying.

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-[PLANE APPROACHING]
-Ugh,
what is that awful racket?

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Hey bub,
will you keep it down?

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You're ruining my peace and--

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Airplane! [GROANS]

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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[BOTH SIGHING]

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[BOTH GROANING]

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[STAMMERING] Crazy duck,
you ran into my plane.

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No, your plane ran into me.

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And now we're on
an uninhabited desert island,

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where there is
no hope of survival.

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How do you know?

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[GASPS] We're doomed.

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[SCREAMING] Doomed.

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Stop it.
There's no reason to panic.

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Well, of course
you are not panicking.

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You can fly!

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Don't tell me,
how to get off the island.

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Right now, we gotta focus on
how to survive on the island.

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-[STAMMERING] But...
-You're being hysterical.

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And that's my job.

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[BOTH EXCLAIMING]

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Hey, it's my... [STAMMERING]
My survival guide.

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It must have
fallen out of my plane.

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It says the first thing
we should do is...

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[STAMMERING]
Build a shelter.

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I don't need some lousy book
telling me how to survive.

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I rely on my gut.

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Right now, my gut tells me
to build a shelter.

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Watch and learn, chum.

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See?

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[STAMMERING] I,
uh, found the guide.

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It says we should
designate a leader.

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Great idea, you're in charge!

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Of fetching this book.

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Can you... [STAMMERING]
Stop doing that!

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Can you stop telling me
what to do?

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You do it your own way

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and I'll do it mine.

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[GROANS]

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[GROANING]

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I should have known
this would never work.

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That's your shelter?

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[STAMMERING] The survival
guide showed me how
to put it together.

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Ha! [STAMMERING]
Beat you to it.

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Let's see if
your survival guide
can teach you how to get food.

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Because my gut is telling me
to grab this pointy stick

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and use it to spear fish.

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[GRUNTING]

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Hmm... Where'd you learn that?

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[STAMMERING]
The survival guide showed me

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how to make fishing
tackle out of vines
and bamboo shoots.

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Well,
let's see your survival guide

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catch this monster.

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[GRUNTS]

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We're going to need a bigger--

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[SCREAMING]

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[STAMMERING] Go fetch.

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[SPITS, PANTING]

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Let me guess, survival guide?

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It says sharks
get easily distracted.

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Enough of that nonsense.
I need food!

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This pill bug should be
good for protein.

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And this huge pile of bananas
should be enough potassium.

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[STAMMERING] Mr. Duck,
you can't eat all those
at once, you'll choke.

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The survival guide
knows exactly how to aid...
[STAMMERING]

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A choking victim.

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"Firmly place hands
between the navel and sternum

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"and [STAMMERING] push."

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[SPUTTERING]

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"Cradle the victim
to assure they're okay."

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There, there, little duck.

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Everything's going to be okay.

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I'm out of here.

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From now on we go
our separate ways.

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And whoever
survives first, wins.

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Whoops, whoa, whoa.

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[DAFFY EXCLAIMING]

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That's a lot of bananas.

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[SPITS]

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A two, three...

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[GROANS]

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Mr. Duck, there you are.

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I've been looking
all over for you.

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You look terrible...
[STAMMERING] And nuts.

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Don't you mean coconuts?

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I wouldn't forget
about you, Nelson.

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Drink up... Nom, nom, nom!

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What? You want my share too?

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Oh fine,
drink up, greedy pants.

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You're talking
to a tether ball.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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This isn't a tether ball.

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This is my best friend,
Nelson.

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And I have to protect him
from the smoke monster.

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The smoke monster?
[STAMMERING] Right!

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Yeah, I'm going to head back
to my side of the island now.

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[STAMMERING]
Good luck, Mr. Duck.

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Did you hear that, Nelson?

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The talking ham
wants us to leave.

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He obviously doesn't know
how hungry we are.

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PORKY: Er, why are you
looking at me like that?

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Because you look delicious.

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[STAMMERING] Stop it,
Mr. Duck,
you're delirious.

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No, I'm Daffy.

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[STAMMERING]
No, I'm a pig,

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that's a tether ball and
there's no such thing as a--

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BOTH: Smoke monster!

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[BOTH PANTING]

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Wait a minute, I can fly.

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[STAMMERING] I told you that
when we crashed here.

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I wasn't paying attention.

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You're not, uh, going to
leave me here, are you?

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No way.

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Actually, I'm going
to leave you here.

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-Good luck, chum.
-[CRASHES]

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[BOTH SHIVERING]

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Oh, hey fellas, I thought
I was the only
one on this island.

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Are you marooned here, too?

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Marooned?
No, this is my beach house.

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This place has everything.

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A swimming pool in the back,
an outdoor grill

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and I found
my old tether ball.

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Nelson?

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I missed you so much.

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Jeez, someone's a big fan
of tether ball.

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I'm so sorry, Nelson.

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I promise I will never
part from you again.

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I'm sorry, Nelson.

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[WHIMPERING]

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I'm so sorry.

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