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Let'’s see if we
can find a suitable
one-of-a-kind gift

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for my dear,
sweet grandchildren.

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Ooh, Granny,
how about that
over there!

4
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Excellent idea.
Let'’s take a look.

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Ommm... Hello, and welcome
to Dye Another Clay.

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Where you can paint
your own beautifully

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Oh, my, pots and bowls!

8
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Why, Tweety, this place has
what every child wants,

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pots and bowls.

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I'’ll buy the whole wad.

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[CASH REGISTER DINGS]

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The government watches
our every move, lady.

13
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Well, then,
I'’ll have to go to the ATM.

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Tweety, be a good bird and
stay here and have some fun.

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Okay, Granny, I think
I'’ll paint a little creation.

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I tawt I taw
a puddy tat.

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I did, I did
taw a puddy tat!

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Looks like Puddy vase
needs some color.

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Pretty as a picture.

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I'’ll give you pretty!

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Hey, bro, let me show you
how to throw some clay.

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First, dig in there and
let that clay slide
between your fingers.

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Then we squeeze the pedal
and get that wheel turning.

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And then you just sit back
and relax.

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That'’s right, relax.

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♪ To feel your touch

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♪ So deep

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-♪ So much ♪
-[TIMER DINGS]

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Oh, looks like
my piggy bank'’s done.

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I think you got this, brah.

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[GRUNTING]

32
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Turns out I'’m not so bad
at this after all.

33
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So, that'’s how it'’s
gonna be, huh?

34
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All right, my piggy'’s done.

35
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And so is my Kimchi burrito.

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Where did that bird go?

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Yoo-hoo.
[WHISTLING]

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I'’m over here, Mr. Puddy.

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[WHISTLING]

40
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I'’m trapped inside this thing!

41
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Oh, good, someone'’s
coming. Help!

42
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Help!
Get me out of here.

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Huh? What'’s that, little kiln?
You want me to turn you on?

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Okay, here you go,
little buddy.

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[SCREAMING]

46
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Nice.

47
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Someone'’s fart stinks.

48
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[EXPLOSION]

49
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Just a couple of splashes
of color

50
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and my bird bath
is complete.

51
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Time for me to get that bird,

52
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Ooh, I tawt I taw
a sneaky snake.

53
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What'’s a poor, defenseless
birdie to do?

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[SNAKE CHARMING MUSIC PLAYING]

55
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This was a mistake.

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[SNIGGERING]

57
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I could play this all day.

58
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Oops, missed me!
Too slow.

59
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Oh, so close.

60
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Wow.
You'’ve got really bad aim.

61
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I didn'’t even move.

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Now, Puddy,

63
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Here, start sculpting.

64
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Is that all you got?

65
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Don'’t worry,
there'’s plenty
in here.

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That'’s it.
I'’m getting you, bird.

67
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Ain'’t nothing
gonna stop me.

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Like I said,
ain'’t nothing
gonna stop...

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Ain'’t nothing
gonna stop...

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-[TWEETY WHISTLING]
-Ain'’t nothing gonna stop me.

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My store!

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Tweety, I'’m...
Oh, my goodness!

73
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What happened here?

74
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You should be ashamed.
Such a filthy store,

75
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it'’s dangerous. My poor
little Tweety could have
been hurt.

76
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It'’s okay, Granny.
Except for a few
ruffled feathers.

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Maybe we could stop for
ice cream on the way home.

78
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Why, of course, my dear.

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Anything for my innocent
little birdie.

80
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But first,
look what I made.

81
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Why, Tweety, this bird bath
would be a perfect present.

82
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Here you go, sonny,
that should cover it.

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Come along, Tweety pie.

84
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And here'’s a little
somethin'’ for you.

85
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Bummer.

86
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Ah! I love coming
to the lake house
in Cleveland.

87
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So calm, so quiet.

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The perfect place to write my
great American novel.

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All right, nature,
inspire me.

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Woo-hoo! Spring break!

91
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I made it
to the lake house.

92
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Now, I'’m ready to party
the whole weekend away.

93
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Heads up.

94
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Well, I said, "Heads up."

95
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Get out of here,
you crazy duck.

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This is my lake cabin.

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Your cabin?
Sir, I will have you know

98
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my cabin is right here.

99
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Cabin 1B.

100
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Oh.

101
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Look, I don'’t need
to be rude but...

102
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I need peace and quiet

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while I write my
great American novel.

104
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Oh, goodness,
you'’re a writer?

105
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How did you afford this place?
[LAUGHS DERISIVELY]

106
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I kid. I'’ve got nothing but
respect for the written word.

107
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I shall leave you
in peace to better hear
your muse.

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Thank you.

109
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No, sir.
I will not exhale heavily

110
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lest my sighs and exhales
disturb your reverie.

111
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Wait.

112
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Not even a pin drop.

113
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Just you and the calming trees
and lake breeze.

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[SIGHING IN RELIEF]
Finally...

115
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Will you get out of here?

116
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Now, where was I?
Oh, that'’s right.

117
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Chapter 1...

118
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[DIRT BIKE TURNING OVER]

119
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Good gracious.

120
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Mr. Duck,
what'’s all the racket?

121
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Trying to start my dirt bike
so I can race it around
my house.

122
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-Get that thing out of my...
-[ENGINE REVVING]

123
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Look out, coming through!
Gain way.

124
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Listen, bud,
I appreciate the company

125
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but I thought
you had a "novel" to write.

126
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That duck'’s racing
is driving me crazy.

127
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Fortunately, the beach
is far enough away

128
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so I won'’t be disturbed.

129
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Howdy, neighbor.
Fancy seeing you here.

130
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Hey, is that a campfire?
Where are the s'’mores?

131
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-Actually, I was...
-Too lazy to cook, huh?

132
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Not a problem.
I brought everything we need.

133
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Hey, that'’s my beach chair!

134
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And my umbrella,
and my ukulele.

135
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You really should
lock your doors.

136
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♪ Oh, making s'’mores
is lots of fun

137
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♪ Making s'’mores
is loots of fun

138
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♪ Making s'’mores
is lots of fun

139
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♪ My marshmallow
fell in the fire ♪

140
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My marshmallow
fell in the fire!

141
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We gotta get it out!
Oh, it'’s still good!

142
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[SHRIEKING]

143
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What'’re you doing, duck?
Mr. Duck, stop it.

144
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-Gimme that!
-No, not my...

145
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What else can we use?

146
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Boy, I really overreacted.

147
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S'’more? [SIGHING]
This is the life.

148
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I hate to ruin a moment,

149
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but don'’t jet skis
run on gas?

150
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I'’m going to finish this novel
even if it kills me.

151
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-Chapter one.
-Chapter one.

152
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What'’re you doing?

153
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All right, just keep it
to yourself.

154
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It was a calm and
peaceful morning.

155
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It was a calm and
peaceful morning.

156
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Are you copying me?

157
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What?
Don'’t flatter yourself, Bub.

158
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Every good story starts with,
"It was a calm and
peaceful morning."

159
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This is standard stuff.

160
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Whatever.
It was so quiet.

161
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It was so quiet.

162
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BOTH: Of the clouds
floating overhead
in Polynesian skies.

163
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,155
You'’re copying me.

164
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You are copying me.

165
00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:09,505
BOTH: Stop it,
this instant.

166
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BOTH: I mean it.

167
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BOTH: I'’m a big-mouthed
screwy duck whose
really over-dramatic.

168
00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:17,818
And I have flat feet and
ugly feathers.

169
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-And my beak is weird and...
-[DAFFY GASPS]

170
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:22,431
-What?
-You'’re right.
My beak is weird.

171
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[SOBBING HARD]

172
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Oh, I'’m sorry, Mr. Duck.

173
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I didn'’t mean
to hurt your feelings.

174
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It was just words.

175
00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,924
Well, words hurt, buddy.

176
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-But not as much
as typewriters.
-[SHRIEKING]

177
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That nutty duck!

178
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I need to work
without any disturbance.

179
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I can see you.

180
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I still see you.

181
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[WHISPERING]
I still see you.

182
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All right,
that ought to do it.

183
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I'’m gonna finish this novel
and nothing'’s gonna stop me.

184
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,996
Okay.

185
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,042
Great American novel.

186
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,697
Starts with a good cup
of Joe.

187
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:35,069
I did it, I finished
the great American novel.

188
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DAFFY: Do you mind?

189
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We'’re in the middle
of my book reading

190
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,161
of The Ducks of Wrath.

191
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,946
It'’s my best-selling
great American novel.

192
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,253
You wrote the
great American novel?

193
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I guess I beat you to it.

194
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:53,174
Chapter 2...
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

195
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,654
MAN 1: So insightful.

196
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,134
WOMAN 1: It'’s so inspired.

197
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,571
Ahaaaa...
[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]