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Is everything alright? 10 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,734 Oh, yes, Mr Dowling. 11 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:44,405 Um, I'm just taking notes on your circa-1970s cornicing 12 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:48,075 and the silver hardware on your tootalie-wootalie. 13 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,078 (FLOORBOARDS CREAK) 14 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,215 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 15 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,917 (INHALES AND EXHALES HEAVILY) 16 00:01:58,286 --> 00:01:59,820 (GRUNTS) Mm-hm. 17 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:03,291 (SIGHS) 18 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:06,460 -Swimmer? -Swimmer. 19 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,061 -Is she? Yeah! -Yeah. 20 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,430 (LAUGHS) She looks like it. 21 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,599 -Shoulders. -Yes. Classic. 22 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,966 Ohh! 23 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,436 (TEARFULLY) Oh, she was a beautiful dog. 24 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,605 -Oh, yeah. -(CRIES) 25 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,207 Oh... 26 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,875 Well, "Storms make trees take deeper roots." 27 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,111 Oh, it's just a little Dolly Parton saying 28 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,479 that I find helpful. 29 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,980 -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 30 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,583 What, so the... the roots nestle in? 31 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:30,984 Yeah. 32 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,153 Yeah, like, um, you know... 33 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,988 -And the trunk thickens up? -Yeah, yeah. 34 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,225 Yeah, I like that. (CHUCKLES) 35 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:40,894 Ooh, um, uh... 36 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:44,432 You've got a lovely two-bed, one-bath, one-car time warp. 37 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:48,436 -And I have valued it highly. -(CHUCKLES) 38 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:51,171 So you will definitely get your refinancing for your family. 39 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,407 -Thank you. -Mm-hm. Look, I've gotta go. 40 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,742 I've just... 41 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,310 I've got a big office party tonight 42 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,312 and I've gotta get dolled up and, you know... 43 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,314 But thank you so much for sharing your life story. 44 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,416 (CHUCKLES) It was my whole life story. 45 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,684 Yeah, it really was. 46 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,919 -It's cathartic, sharing. -Yep. 47 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,555 (SIGHS) 48 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:13,327 (BRIGHT UPLIFTING MUSIC) 49 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:28,776 Franny, I'm going to have to meet you in there. 50 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,378 I've only just finished my last valuation. 51 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,346 MAN: It's dress-up! You know you've gotta dress up. 52 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,947 I know! Yeah, I know, I know. 53 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,049 -Well, who are you coming as? -Who do you think? 54 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,185 -(PANTS) -Are you OK, Red? 55 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,220 Well, it's just I can't run! 56 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,055 My fitness is just not up there. 57 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,591 Oh! 58 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:58,406 ('JOLENE' BY DOLLY PARTON PLAYS) 59 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:09,016 * Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene 60 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:13,787 * I'm begging of you please don't take my man 61 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:20,994 * Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene 62 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:26,634 * Please don't take him just because you can 63 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,437 * Your beauty is beyond compare 64 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,672 * With flaming locks of auburn hair 65 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:36,877 * With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green... * 66 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,446 RED: Whoops! 67 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,914 * Your smile is like a breath of spring 68 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,850 * Your voice is soft like summer rain 69 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:47,287 * And I cannot compete with you, Jolene 70 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:54,795 * Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene 71 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,965 * Please don't take him even though you can... * 72 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,834 (PEOPLE LAUGH) 73 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,074 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 74 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,310 (MUTTERING AND LAUGHTER) 75 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,480 WOMAN: Turn around. Just turn around and leave. 76 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,782 -WOMAN 2: Hello, Dolly. -RED: G'day. 77 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,316 WOMAN 2: Hmm. 78 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,919 Francis? (SIGHS) 79 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,821 (SCOFFS AND LAUGHS) 80 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,491 (AS DOLLY) I'm gonna kill you. 81 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,258 I don't want to be a joke, Franny. 82 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,895 I want to be taken seriously, for swear-word's-sake! 83 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,798 I can't get anywhere when I look ridiculous! 84 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,833 FRANCIS: OK, well, the outfit doesn't help that. 85 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,668 Oh, come on, Red. Loosen up! 86 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:37,938 Don't tell me to loosen up. I am loose, I am loose! 87 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,306 I hate you right now. 88 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,975 Well, do you want to sneak out of here? 89 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,511 Well, I'm not a coward. 90 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,345 OK, so what are we doing? 91 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,116 Come on. 92 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,018 How do you feel? 93 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:55,088 Well...before you killed me, 94 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,758 I was feeling like a, you know, 95 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:01,595 frothy, talented, successful Dolly Parton. 96 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,296 (MAN ON MICROPHONE) OK, everybody, everybody! 97 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,165 Welcome to the Presley Property Awards! 98 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,367 And first up, a very special guest, 99 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:10,438 the king himself, Elvis! 100 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,839 ('RETURN TO SENDER' BY ELVIS PLAYS) 101 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,441 Alright. 102 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,275 Ooh! 103 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,144 * Return to sender 104 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,681 * I gave a letter to the postman 105 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,316 * He put it in his sack 106 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:27,655 * Bright and early the next morning 107 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:30,458 * He brought my letter back 108 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,959 * She wrote upon it 109 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,227 * Return to sender 110 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,698 * Address unknown 111 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,669 * No such number 112 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,473 * No such zone 113 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:49,510 * And if it comes back the very next day 114 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:52,212 * Then I'll understand 115 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,581 * Writing on it 116 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,883 -* Return to sender... * -(CHEERING) 117 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,350 Yes, yes! 118 00:06:57,384 --> 00:07:00,087 * Address unknown 119 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,591 * No such number 120 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,527 * No such zone... * 121 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,729 The most outstanding valuer is... 122 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:09,997 ..Lionel! 123 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,566 -(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) -Whoo-hoo! 124 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:14,968 -Sorry, babe. -Whoo! 125 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,205 Thank you! Thank you! 126 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,741 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 127 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,610 -I'm gonna get that next year. -Mm. 128 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,377 WOMAN: And the last award tonight 129 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:26,847 is a crowd-pleaser, a bit of fun. 130 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,716 She's had a wobbly start to the job, 131 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:32,119 but I'm excited to announce the Office Clown Award goes to... 132 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,221 ..Raylene 'Red' Delaney. 133 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,189 -(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) -I didn't know about this bit. 134 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,526 WOMAN: And tonight she didn't disappoint. 135 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,528 Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 136 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,597 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 137 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,068 Hmph. 138 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,204 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -MAN: Oh, hello! 139 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,807 -Taxi! -(SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 140 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:54,875 (FEEDBACK WHINES) 141 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,409 RED: Um... 142 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,880 It's my first award ever. Huh! 143 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,949 And I would like to thank my mum 144 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,651 for giving me this clown head. 145 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,259 (SINGS) * Jolene, Jolene... * 146 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:15,629 -(CHILDREN LAUGH) -* Jolene, Jolene! * 147 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,465 (RED CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 148 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,636 (AS DOLLY) Well, there are two kinds of people. 149 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,272 Those who know how to have a good time... 150 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:29,509 ..and those who are willin' to learn. 151 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:32,345 For the second group, let me introduce myself. 152 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,448 My name is Dolly and I'm your teacher. 153 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,951 -Yee-ha! -(APPLAUSE) 154 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:44,692 I'd like to invite our esteemed boss, Forbes Presley, 155 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:48,295 up onto the dance floor with his beautiful wife. 156 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,163 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 157 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,965 -Come on! -MAN: Come on! 158 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,533 (APPLAUSE) 159 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:56,970 RED: I'd like to sing a little somethin' for ya. 160 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:06,013 (NAILS CLICK RHYTHMICALLY) 161 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,850 (BAND PLAYS '9 TO 5' BY DOLLY PARTON) 162 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,321 * Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen 163 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,556 * Pour myself a cup of ambition 164 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:21,528 * And yawn and stretch and try to get to my feet 165 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,864 * Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping 166 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,133 * Out on the street the traffic starts jumping 167 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:30,671 * With folks like me on the job from 8:30 till 6:00, whoo! * 168 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,206 -(CHEERING) -* Working 9 to 5 169 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,375 * What a way to make a living 170 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,645 * Barely getting by 171 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:40,047 * It's all takin' and no givin' 172 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,049 * They just use your mind 173 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,351 * And they never give you credit 174 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:48,989 * It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it 175 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,891 * 9 to 5 176 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,393 * Well, they've got you where they want you 177 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,229 * There's a better life 178 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,231 * And you think about it, don't you? 179 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,734 * It's a rich man's game 180 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,602 * No matter what they call it 181 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:07,574 * And you spend your life putting money in his wallet! * 182 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,243 (PEOPLE CLAP RHYTHMICALLY) 183 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,085 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 184 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,258 Huh! Kenny Rogers! 185 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,095 He's our most successful client. 186 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,198 We're gearing up for his Australasia tour. 187 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,433 Twin Palms Theatre, Hong Kong, etc. 188 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,869 Oh, Twin Palms? My mum loves that theatre. 189 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,437 It's pretty impressive. 190 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,806 Well, if the show sells out, 191 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,640 we'll go to the USA, which I'm gunning for. 192 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,975 Are you? 193 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,079 How long you been performin' Dolly? 194 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,281 Oh, no. Golly, no. 195 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,250 Just mucking around, but, um... 196 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,319 Tonight was just an unfortunate mistake. 197 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,653 Yeah, right. 198 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,955 Well, it took guts. 199 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,724 -Especially with those people. -(DOOR OPENS) 200 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,826 It's the bland leading the bland in there. 201 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,293 No offence. 202 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,604 -I thought you did alright. -Cheers. 203 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,908 -(WHISTLE IN DISTANCE) -WOMAN: I'd watch that one. 204 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:18,145 Kenny's performing at the Tamworth Country Music Festival. 205 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,148 -You should come. Bring Dolly. -Oh, no. 206 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,151 You know, only if you liked being an unfortunate mistake. 207 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,191 Night. 208 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,263 (GIGGLING) 209 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,664 (RED AS DOLLY) Welcome to my own 210 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,832 little Tennessee cabin. 211 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,468 ELVIS: Come here, baby. Come on. Come on. 212 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,703 (BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY) 213 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,107 (OBJECTS CLATTER) 214 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,508 (DOOR SHUTS) 215 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,577 -Come on. -(RED MOANS) 216 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,146 OK. 217 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,317 (BOTH PANT) 218 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,319 -Darlin' Dolly. -Yeah? 219 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:03,056 -You're a straight-up fantasy. -Oh! OK. 220 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,828 -(ELVIS GROWLS) -(RED GIGGLES) 221 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,663 I gotta be honest with you, Dolly. 222 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,400 -I hate these orange pants. -Oh. 223 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,469 Take 'em off, you'd be close to perfection. 224 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,239 -(NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, OK. -Ah! Shh, shh. 225 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,941 As Dolly. 226 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:25,078 (AS DOLLY) Oh, howdy-doody. 227 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,380 Well, my pants are comin' off. 228 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,352 RED: Bathroom. Back in a sec. 229 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,691 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 230 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,330 (DOORKNOB RATTLES) 231 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,899 (SIGHS AND GROANS) 232 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,704 (PUFFS) 233 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,740 -(URINE TRICKLES) -(SIGHS) 234 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,409 -Raylene! -Oh! 235 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,611 Not on my beautiful grass! 236 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,048 Ohh! 237 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,251 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 238 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,786 WOMAN: Who was that? 239 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,788 Elvis Presley. 240 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,258 WOMAN: Oh, it was that good, was it? 241 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,861 Ma, please stop locking me out. 242 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,196 It's one o'clock in the morning! 243 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,498 You chose to live in the garage! 244 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,268 Bloody ridiculous. 245 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,671 (GENTLE MUSIC) 246 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,243 (RED CHUCKLES) 247 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,764 (AS DOLLY) There are two kinds of people. 248 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,035 Those who know how to have a good time... 249 00:13:56,103 --> 00:14:00,307 (NORMAL VOICE) ..and those who are just trying. 250 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,149 (MUSIC SWELLS) 251 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,485 (COWS MOO) 252 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,155 (BIRDS CHIRP) 253 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,694 -(VACUUM WHIRRS) -Mum! 254 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,196 Put your gown on! 255 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,098 (SCOFFS) 256 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,000 Nothing wrong with being comfortable 257 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,202 in your skin, darling, 258 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,771 au naturel. 259 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:35,342 I just wish I looked a little bit more professional. 260 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,812 You are a beautiful sunburnt mushroom. 261 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,615 Um, thanks, Mum. 262 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,653 It's not what I'm going for, but...thanks. 263 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,389 (CAR HORN BEEPS) 264 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,191 WOMAN: Hurry up! 265 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,026 (SHRIEKS) 266 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,337 You're late. Hopeless! 267 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,373 (STARTS CAR) 268 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,148 RED: I mean, look at her. 269 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,784 All that nylon. It'll make your snatch sick. 270 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,554 Well, they say natural perfection isn't everything. 271 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,324 Um, perfection is a bitch. And do we have to be beautiful? 272 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,027 Because it's not easy and it's not my preference. 273 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,428 (FRANCIS CLEARS THROAT) 274 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,330 (KEYBOARD KEYS CLATTER) 275 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,566 -Could I get a word, Raylene? -Yes, you may. 276 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,069 I'll just get my... (AS DOLLY) ..cup of ambition. 277 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,440 -So... -Who do you remind me of? 278 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,908 Scarlett Johansson. 279 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,576 (CHUCKLES) No. 280 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,284 Raylene, I, uh...I have grounds 281 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,553 to fire you for sexual harassment. 282 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,856 Sorry? 283 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,791 Sexual harassment. 284 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,462 ('PURE LOVE' BY CRYSTAL WATERS PLAYS) 285 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,265 * It's 12 past midnight, don't close your eyes 286 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,966 * Your soul's half alive 287 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,136 * And I'll be by your side 288 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,038 * I want your love... * 289 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,606 -'Cause I was touching crotches? -Many. 290 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,708 * I want it tonight... * 291 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,577 #MeToo, too many crotches. 292 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,479 * I'm taking your heart 293 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,648 * So don't you fight... * 294 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,651 I'm sorry. I...I've got this impulse control problem. 295 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,919 No, it's not just about last night, Raylene. 296 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,389 Your behaviour has been inappropriate 297 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,458 prior to last night also. 298 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,826 See, you're not bad at putting a value on a property. 299 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,462 It's just the whole rest of the job 300 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,297 that you're a mess. 301 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,599 You know, in business you need to be 302 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:43,103 a shiny, professional house-and-land package 303 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,504 and you're like a, uh... 304 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,739 -Converted garage? -Yes. 305 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,976 Honestly, you don't really fit in in any office, Red. 306 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,945 I mean, you're late every single day. 307 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:56,449 You lost your driver's licence when half the job is driving 308 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,951 and you had whisky with that little old lady at the auction. 309 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,420 But she was so lonely! 310 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,122 She hadn't spoken to anyone in two weeks! 311 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,125 If you want to stay here, you need to shut down. 312 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,594 -Shut myself down? -Mm-hm, yep. 313 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,162 Tuck yourself in. 314 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:16,002 OK, it's too much copper, which is why we're red 315 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,371 and why we hardly charge and why we bleed lots. 316 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,006 It's like bed them or bury them alive 317 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,108 is what the ancient Egyptians... 318 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,709 I don't care about your hair, Red. 319 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,244 Please, Forbes. 320 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,614 I can fit in. 321 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,383 And I can tuck in. I can tuck right in. 322 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,385 And I'd never bring up the size of your cock. 323 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,886 You're fired. 324 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,522 You're like the love child of Mick Hucknall 325 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,390 and Ronald McDonald if they banged. 326 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,892 -I quit! -Excuse me? 327 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,229 This is a circus and you're the freak! 328 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,197 You can't fire me because I quit! 329 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,399 -Oh! -Shi... Oh! 330 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,201 -Oooh! -(RED GASPS) 331 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,569 Ohh! 332 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,839 Tuck that shit in! 333 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,775 ('THE GREAT PRETENDER' BY DOLLY PARTON) 334 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,011 * Oh, yes 335 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:04,151 * I'm the great pretender... * 336 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,752 (MAN GROANS) 337 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:11,624 * Pretending that I'm doing well 338 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,597 -* My need is such... * -(CUP SMASHES) 339 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,768 * I pretend too much 340 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,870 * I'm lonely 341 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:28,141 * But no-one can tell 342 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,078 * I am the 343 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:37,617 * Great pretender... * 344 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,720 (TRAIN CROSSING BELL RINGS) 345 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,693 ('BLUE SMOKE' BY DOLLY PARTON) 346 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,628 * Blue smoke climbin' up the mountain 347 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,030 * Blue smoke winding 'round the bend 348 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,633 * Blue smoke is the name of the heartbreak train 349 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,435 * That I am ridin' in 350 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,104 * I left a note, I wrote "I'm leavin' 351 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,440 * "And I won't be comin' back" 352 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,975 * Blue smoke rollin', rollin', rollin' 353 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,378 * Rollin', rollin' down the track 354 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,814 * Clicketty, clicketty Clicketty clack 355 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,517 * Just stay on track and never look back... * 356 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,188 ('TULSA TURNAROUND' BY KENNY ROGERS PLAYS) 357 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:26,199 * Oh, Omaha honey had a hold on a hell of a thing 358 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,502 * Down in a hollar 359 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,372 * Every evening you can hear her sing 360 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,344 * She sang funky, but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround 361 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,447 * Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down 362 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,582 * Fit me like a hand in a glove 363 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,985 * Taught me how to love, y'all... * 364 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,820 -WOMAN: I love you! -(CROWD CHEERS AND WHISTLES) 365 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,590 WOMAN 2: Come back to my room. I love you! 366 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,660 (SONG CONTINUES) 367 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,730 Thanks a lot. 368 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,501 And this one. This one's for Trudy. 369 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:05,037 -(PEOPLE YELL AND CHEER) -WOMAN: And this one too! 370 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,610 RED: Dolly. Where do I start? 371 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,979 I mean she's old-school, but she's new-school relevant. 372 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,348 -Mm. -She's funny and successful. 373 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,216 And smart and talented. 374 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,219 But she's heart-breaking and she's a poet, 375 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,054 but she knows who she is, you know? 376 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,657 She's just like that little bit of hope 377 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,494 holding up humanity or at least my humanity. 378 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,697 Why are you 'Teeth'? 379 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,299 -Real name's Annie. -Oh. 380 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,033 But I got my nickname 381 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,336 'cause I had a sack of teeth growing in my ovaries. 382 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,339 -(SPITS) -(TEETH LAUGHS) 383 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,707 Every time. 384 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,310 -What?! -(TEETH CHUCKLES) 385 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,479 Hey, we're casting for a new Dolly at the moment 386 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:50,817 for Kenny's show to boost his image and ticket sales 387 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:54,721 and I'm submittin' you as my number one. 388 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,088 What? 389 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,657 There's a Dolly stand-up gig on tonight. 390 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,726 -Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Yeah. Come on. 391 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,328 -Oh. -It's gonna be a tough crowd. 392 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,962 Let's see what you're made of. 393 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,173 Oh, wow. Alright. 394 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,409 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, make-up's a little extra. 395 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,778 Thanks, Tay-Tay, you squeaky mouse. 396 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,747 You said do my best. Best. 397 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,715 Oh, no. Oh, no! 398 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,717 -Is it too much? Is it too much? -No, look. 399 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,218 It's...it's...it's fine. 400 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,088 It's...it's fine. We don't have time. 401 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,023 Plus, Kenny's here. 402 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,792 Don't worry. You don't have to sing. 403 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,461 Just, um, banter. 404 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,529 I don't think this is such a good idea. 405 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,531 -I feel carsick. -No, listen. Come on. 406 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,266 Remember, it's about the audience 407 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,968 and their nostalgia, right? 408 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,537 It is more about them and less about you. 409 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,605 -OK. -Yeah? 410 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,906 Like you did at that office party. 411 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,375 Unless you wanna go back to a boring nine-to-five. 412 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,609 I really don't, I really don't. 413 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,910 No, 'cause you'd neck yourself, mate. 414 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,979 -And I'd probably help you. -Thank you. 415 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,246 -Now... -Thanks. 416 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,615 ..let me look at you. 417 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,419 Well, mate, you're a bit of a hot mess. 418 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,388 But the time is now. 419 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:04,290 -OK. -Pony up. You can do it. 420 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,125 TAYLOR: That a girl. 421 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:10,296 ('DUMB BLONDE' BY DOLLY PARTON PLAYS) 422 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,232 * Just because I'm blonde, don't think I'm dumb 423 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:18,838 * 'Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool... * 424 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,080 (ANNOUNCER ON MICROPHONE) Welcome, Dolly! 425 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,749 (AUDIENCE CHEERS) 426 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,217 Best of luck. 427 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,687 (AS DOLLY) Howdy. 428 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,088 (PERSON WOLF-WHISTLES) 429 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,657 (NORMAL VOICE) I've gotta be honest. 430 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,325 This is my first time properly. 431 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,793 MAN: We'll be gentle! 432 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,495 -(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING) -MAN: Howdy, darling! 433 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,331 (AS DOLLY) Well, look at you all! 434 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,599 MAN: Thanks, Doll. 435 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,501 We'd rather be looked at than overlooked! 436 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,804 (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 437 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,640 (CHATTER) 438 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,710 (CHATTER CONTINUES) 439 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,680 Well, I really... 440 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,050 ..I really patterned my look from a serious place, 441 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,152 from a country girl's idea of glamour 442 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,521 after what they called the "town tramp". 443 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,323 (CHEERING AND WHISTLING) 444 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,025 In a country town, a mountain town, 445 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,961 there's always a few loose women. 446 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,729 That's me! 447 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:19,699 And she had this beautiful peroxide hair 448 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,702 piled on her head, red nails, high-heel shoes 449 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,404 and I just thought she was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. 450 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,006 (PERSON WOLF-WHISTLES) 451 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:30,042 But my momma, she said, "She ain't nothin' but trash." 452 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,712 And I thought, "That's what I wanna be, Momma. 453 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,013 "I want to be trash!" 454 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,749 (ALL CHEER WILDLY) 455 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,518 Opinionated mommas, we've all got 'em, 456 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,919 burnin' in our ears. 457 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,255 But thank you so much for listening, boys. 458 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,824 One piece of advice. 459 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:47,894 Always act like it's rainin' and wear your rubbers! 460 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,896 (CROWD ROARS) 461 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,198 (LAUGHS) 462 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:54,667 Thank you and goodnight! 463 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:57,069 (AUDIENCE WHISTLES AND APPLAUDS) 464 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,671 -Doll. -Hey! 465 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:02,008 I may look like a man, but inside I'm a lady. 466 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:05,612 -(MAN CHUCKLES) -Whoo-hoo! 467 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,614 Hey, you did pretty good! 468 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,448 Hey, who's that guy with Kenny? 469 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,017 He looks like Neil Diamond. 470 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,919 TEETH: That's my boss, Wilson Stone. 471 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,621 He runs Genuine Copy Management. 472 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,589 -I didn't want to freak you out. -I freaked anyway. 473 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,390 -I mean, I freaked! -No, but you were fine. 474 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:19,726 I've gotta get Kenny to the hotel. 475 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,227 -But make sure you call me. -I will. 476 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,595 -You did well. -Thanks. 477 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,230 (SIGHS) I need a drink. 478 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:27,099 Hey, Franny, I'm staying at this motel 479 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,368 with this huge golden guitar... 480 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,770 -Hey! -MAN: Thank you, Dolly. 481 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,238 ..this huge golden guitar out the front 482 00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,773 and I just performed as Dolly, 483 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,307 but I didn't touch any crotches. 484 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:38,611 And I've got this new friend who grew teeth in her ovaries. 485 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,313 OK. See you. Bye. 486 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,419 (SQUEALS HAPPILY, GIGGLES AND BURPS) 487 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:52,158 (BIRDS CHIRP) 488 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,096 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 489 00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,931 (KNOCKING GETS LOUDER) 490 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,533 Come in. 491 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,605 Buddy! 492 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:08,575 You get fired from work, you're five hours out of town 493 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,677 with a woman with teeth in her vagina? 494 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,580 Call me crazy, but terror ran through my brain. 495 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,615 You're a silly, billy, willy, villy. 496 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,517 (FRANCIS SNORTS) Get up. 497 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,252 Help me. (GROANS) 498 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:21,688 Yep, yep. That's good, that's good. 499 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,489 FRANCIS: Come on, Red. Get in the shower. 500 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,858 RED: Yep, yep, yep, yep. Oh, my feet! 501 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:29,929 This drag queen had the prettiest boob job. 502 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,631 -FRANCIS: Do not get bolt-ons! -I'm just saying... 503 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,733 I'm just saying, what a professional. 504 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,606 FRANCIS: I smell Sunday roast chicken! 505 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,674 It's hormone-free! 506 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,210 Can't have my men growing breasts. 507 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,645 -Red, hi. -Hey, Gramps. 508 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:47,113 -Mwah! -Darlin'. 509 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,648 Ooh! Bathroom. 510 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,450 Where have you been? 511 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:54,553 Francis's couch. 512 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,723 Just 'cause you're old enough doesn't mean that I've... 513 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,658 BOTH: ..stopped being your mum. 514 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:02,161 Oh, Franny, did you win that award, darling? 515 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,696 -(TOILET FLUSHES) -I forgot to ask. 516 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,531 -FRANCIS: Nope. -Maybe next year. 517 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,067 Or Red might even get the award. 518 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,902 -I will. -FRANCIS: You got fired. 519 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:12,839 (GASPS) You got fired? 520 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,341 -Again? -I didn't. Mum, calm down. 521 00:26:15,374 --> 00:26:18,711 Well, it's not exactly soothing information. 522 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,013 It's nothing. It's just a career glitch. 523 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,850 FRANCIS: Oh, sorry, Red quit. She quit. 524 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:26,653 You got fired and quit, but in the same day? 525 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,320 Well, that's new. 526 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:31,824 You know, in all my career, I have never lost a job. 527 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:34,360 I've always been a high achiever. 528 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:38,765 I've had rounds of IVF and then being a single mum, 529 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,400 very creative. 530 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,603 I've managed to have my cake, decorate it and eat it, 531 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:46,072 so to speak, hm? 532 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,541 I just boggle at...you. 533 00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:54,413 I know! You can work with me at the Royal Blind Society. 534 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,784 You could move back in here, we can rent out the garage... 535 00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,786 Mum, I'm not moving back in here. 536 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:02,354 -I'm perfectly capable myself. -Are you? 537 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:05,157 'Cause I'd say it's been quite the journey so far. 538 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,094 What are you going to do? 539 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,598 Well, I'll tell you. She is going... 540 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,966 Mm! 541 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,237 She's gonna tell you that Franny and I are dating. 542 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,940 See? Partner, Mum. 543 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,942 -Ticked that box. -Oh! Oh! 544 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,210 That's the news to focus on. 545 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:27,213 Ohh, my darlings! 546 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,781 RED: I know! 547 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,717 Ha ha ha! (GIGGLES MANIACALLY) 548 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,418 Ohh! 549 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:37,957 Where are you going? 550 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,826 Obviously to yours. 551 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:43,062 I just need a frickin' minute, just a minute, 552 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:45,331 to work out me and my career thing 553 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,133 without everyone's 50 cents. 554 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:53,005 So Dolly... is moving in with you. 555 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:55,808 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 556 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,744 -Ooh! -Ohh. 557 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,446 (AS DOLLY) She's brash, she's bubbly, 558 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:01,981 real forward. 559 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,650 Nipples to the sky. 560 00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,319 And be confident! 561 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:10,156 (LAUGHS) 562 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,163 (NORMAL VOICE) Three bras does the trick. 563 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,698 (AS DOLLY) Hello, Kenny. My name is Dolly. 564 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,535 Kenny, you're so hot. 565 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:25,137 I will always love you. 566 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,940 (NORMAL VOICE) Oh, man, she's hard. Dolly's so hard. 567 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:31,143 (AS DOLLY) I will love you too if you keep your ass so tight. 568 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:34,113 (NORMALLY) Should have gone with Britney Spears or something. 569 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:36,849 Ooh! Cool Bowie! 570 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,522 The Teeth is taking me to this secret club 571 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,792 and hopefully I'll win over her boss somehow 572 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,994 and he'll take me on as Kenny's Dolly. 573 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:51,163 OK, so just a reminder that your track record with bosses 574 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,532 or any authority ever is not great. 575 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,068 So try and be a bit more Dolly 576 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,970 and less Red when negotiating 577 00:28:58,004 --> 00:28:59,906 or even charming him 578 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,707 'cause you're gonna need cash to pay off 579 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,409 the credit debt you just cranked up. 580 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:06,512 Yeah, well, big stars of the copy world make good coin. 581 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:09,181 This isn't a game to me. This is business. 582 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:12,384 Franny, can you help me? 583 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,220 I can't do anything with these nails. 584 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,922 Oh, just... 585 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,656 (ZIPPER BUZZES) 586 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,325 Yeah. 587 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,060 Here. 588 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,362 (AS DOLLY) My name is Dolly. Ain't you cute? 589 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,097 -Ain't you sweet? Ain't you... -Is this right? 590 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,099 Yeah. Can you do it up? 591 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,269 Hurry, Franny. Come on. I'm running late. 592 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,239 -(ZIP BUZZES) -And I got it. 593 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,842 OK. How do I look? 594 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,978 Ain't you a squeezy bag of peaches? (CHUCKLES) 595 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:41,547 OK. 596 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,386 (SIGHS) 597 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,293 (GROANS) 598 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:02,768 (HOPEFUL MUSIC) 599 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,884 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I'm late. 600 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,618 TEETH: I'll have to knock that out of you 601 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,553 'cause my time is no less valuable than yours, alright? 602 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:23,122 And ease up on the 'sorry's. 603 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,291 Dolly would do one tough 'sorry' and that's it. 604 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,293 Sorry. 605 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,229 Cool. 606 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:32,231 -Ready to be Dolly? -Yeah. 607 00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:33,832 -(KNOCKS) -(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY) 608 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:36,068 -That wig is so much better. -Thanks. 609 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:38,971 You get one shot with Wilson, so don't mess it up, OK? 610 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:41,908 (ANNOUNCER ON MICROPHONE) It's cocktail hour 611 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:45,644 with the one and only Miss Ton Vee! 612 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,881 -(APPLAUSE) -(SULTRY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) 613 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:01,160 (PEOPLE CHATTER AND LAUGH) 614 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,629 (JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES) 615 00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:15,007 MAN: I told you I've got a Streisand back in the States. 616 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,508 I don't need another, darling. 617 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,877 Sorry to interrupt. Dolly, this is Wilson. 618 00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:21,613 Wilson, Dolly performed in Tamworth, remember? 619 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,382 (LOWLY) In...in drag. 620 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:28,887 Take me back to Vegas with you, Neil Diamond. 621 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,390 Mwah! 622 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,994 Always with the kiss. (SIGHS) 623 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:37,229 (JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES) 624 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:42,734 Two, two. 625 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:46,105 (CROWD CHEERS) 626 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:51,277 (CHEERING AND WHISTLING) 627 00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:55,014 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 628 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,554 (AS KENNY) 'I Will Always Love You'. 629 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:03,889 (GIGGLES) 630 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,457 Really? 631 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:08,860 Good move not selling that song to Elvis 632 00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:11,363 and making a packet with Whitney Houston. 633 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:21,007 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 634 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,908 (JAZZ MUSIC ENDS) 635 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,043 (CHEERS) 636 00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,211 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 637 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,945 keep that applause going 638 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:29,215 for your favourite master of ceremonies, 639 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:32,351 the one, the only, Elvis! 640 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:35,387 (APPLAUSE) 641 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,457 -Come here, baby. -Mmm! 642 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,925 Come on. 643 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,260 -(SQUEAK!) -Oh! 644 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,628 (GIGGLES) 645 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:46,465 ELVIS: Isn't she a sweetie? Miss Ton Vee! 646 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:49,035 Could I have another round of applause for her, please? 647 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,970 -(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) -(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 648 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:55,874 ELVIS: Oh, hello, Norma Jean. 649 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,543 -Oh! -Later? 650 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,878 We've got a fabulous show for you here tonight. 651 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,880 We're gonna be following up with Lady Gaga... 652 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,515 (WHISTLING AND CHEERING) 653 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,652 ..and Miss Amy Winehouse, 654 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,387 so please hang onto your drinks, your wares. 655 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,588 I'll be right back. 656 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:10,956 We're gonna have a great time tonight. 657 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,324 RED: Going to the ladies. 658 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,293 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 659 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:18,997 (ELVIS CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY IN DISTANCE) 660 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:27,005 PERSON: Hey, Wilson! How's it goin'? 661 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,447 (DOOR SHUTS IN DISTANCE) 662 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:38,517 (HEARTBEAT THUDS) 663 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:51,997 (SINGS) * Touch a man who can't walk upright 664 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:57,303 * And that main man, he gon' fly 665 00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:03,041 * And I fly, yeah 666 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:08,180 * And I fly... 667 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:09,881 * Holly, holy... * 668 00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:12,584 -Shit! -RED: You sound amazing. 669 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,322 -I was trying... -I'm a woman, not a drag act. 670 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:19,525 Good for you. I'll tell Kenny. He was wondering. 671 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,161 I want to make a living doing this. 672 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:25,063 (SCOFFS) You and every other tribute performer. 673 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,998 Doesn't mean it's a good idea. 674 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,703 Give me a chance. 675 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:35,040 Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned chance? 676 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,509 They got phased out in the '80s. 677 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:42,047 I have genuine copies, 678 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,350 not copies of copies. 679 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:49,087 Do you breathe, sleep and eat Dolly? 680 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,556 It's hard work, OK, 681 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:54,426 from every small, demeaning gig to the biggest venues. 682 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,229 And you strike me as someone 683 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,965 who doesn't stick to things, right? 684 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,802 Yeah. I thought so. 685 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:07,873 This is where I belong. 686 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,508 I feel at home here. 687 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,844 This is what I'm supposed to be doing! 688 00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:15,914 I mean, I've idolised Dolly since I was a kid. 689 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,251 Please, Wilson. 690 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:20,886 -Man, please! -Hey! 691 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,522 Dolly don't beg. 692 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:25,557 No begging. Sorry. 693 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:27,092 No sorrys. 694 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,995 (AS DOLLY) No sorrys, no beggin'. 695 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:37,135 I would've been tall if I didn't get bunched up at the top. 696 00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:43,875 (SINGS) * Baby, I'm burnin' out of control 697 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:47,579 * Baby, I'm burnin' body and soul... * 698 00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,818 (MURMURS) 699 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,753 (SINGS QUIETLY) 700 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:59,658 Poof! Poof! 701 00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:01,960 Hmph. 702 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,496 Yeah, you're weird enough. I'll give you that. 703 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,932 We need more Dollys in the world. 704 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:14,606 ('MODERN LOVE' BY DAVID BOWIE) 705 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,941 Listen to me. 706 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,610 I've got someone else in mind for Kenny's tour. 707 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:20,045 But... 708 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,748 ..I like the '80s 709 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,416 so I'm gonna throw you a bone. 710 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:26,785 * It's not really work, it's just the power to charm... * 711 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:28,254 Show me what you're made of. 712 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,822 * Still standing in the wind 713 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:34,326 * But I never wave bye-bye... * 714 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,795 FRANCIS: Hey, I grabbed your favourite power juice. 715 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:41,099 Did I tell you I saw Katy Perry making out with Katy Perry? 716 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,768 Well, I want to see the Katys! 717 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,936 Not until I'm a pro and not at the club 718 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:46,605 'cause you're not a copy or a manager 719 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:48,507 or a celebrity. 720 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,476 Yeah, you wouldn't fit in. 721 00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:53,512 These people are so wonderfully unique. 722 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,315 Can you try and keep Dolly 723 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:58,284 tucked in to just one corner of the house? 724 00:36:58,317 --> 00:37:00,386 -(DOOR OPENS) -Don't wait up! 725 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,987 -You're welcome. -(DOOR CLOSES) 726 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:04,690 (FUNKY MUSIC) 727 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,658 TEETH: So you just stick to the script, yeah, 728 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:08,126 honouring the incredible work 729 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,661 of iconic Australian actor Jack Thompson. 730 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:10,896 Then you sing your Jack song. 731 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,230 -And then you're off. -Yeah. 732 00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,866 George, the Minogue sisters are stuck together. 733 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,469 KYLIE: Hang on, Dannii! 734 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:20,205 If I pull down and you pull sideways, it might work. 735 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,341 TEETH: Kylie and Dannii were supposed to do a spot 736 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,376 with Elvis and introduce Dolly. 737 00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:25,977 Dolly, you buffer with Elvis. 738 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,479 Remember, banter is your forte. 739 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:30,081 WOMAN: No, no, I can't do that. I can't improvise. 740 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:31,983 -TEETH: Yes, you can. -WOMAN: I have to prepare. 741 00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:34,353 -TEETH: Let's go. -What's... 742 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,655 GEORGE: You two, I'm gonna push you out. 743 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,857 There's gonna be a lot of people coming through here. 744 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:41,827 (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS) 745 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,228 Thank you very much. 746 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,263 Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you very much. 747 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:47,733 Who's wearing a wig now? Who's wearing a wig? 748 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,001 (CAST CHATTERING) 749 00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:52,203 ELVIS: Oh, Madonna, darlin', you look so pretty there. 750 00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:55,273 I'm just not so sure about your hair. 751 00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:57,676 You take it down, you'd be close to perfect. 752 00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:00,011 May I come down there and give you a kiss, ma'am? 753 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,246 Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. 754 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,914 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS AND APPLAUDS) 755 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,616 WOMAN: Improvise, Dolly. You've got this. You... 756 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:06,718 Damn straight I do. 757 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,621 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS) 758 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:14,460 -(AS DOLLY) Why, howdy, Elvis! -(WOLF-WHISTLE) 759 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,027 Ladies and gents, 760 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,596 dollars and cents. 761 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,264 ELVIS: Hello, Dolly. Look at you. 762 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,700 Please do. I'd rather be looked at than overlooked. 763 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,369 -(LAUGHTER) -ELVIS: Mm-mm! 764 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:24,770 (AUDIENCE TITTERING) 765 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,572 Madonna, don't listen to Elvis. 766 00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:28,974 I don't like to be like everybody else. 767 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:31,076 That's the easiest thing in the world to do. 768 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,378 Love you, Dolly! 769 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:33,779 But you ain't 770 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,747 the real deal now, are you, Dolly? 771 00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:38,149 Nothin' real about me, but my heart. 772 00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:41,487 ELVIS: I've seen you perform. I ain't so sure. 773 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,322 I've seen you perform too, Elvis. 774 00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:47,493 -(LAUGHTER) -That's right. 775 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:50,295 All men come back for an encore and a standin' ovation, 776 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,330 but you weren't even standin'. 777 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:54,666 Oh, thank you very much, Dolly. Thanks very much about that. 778 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,602 Miss Dolly Parton here. Thank you very much. 779 00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,405 Has he left the buildin' yet? I'm just kiddin'. 780 00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:01,507 Isn't he a sweetie, ladies and gentlemen? 781 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,942 Now, we've got a very special guest here tonight 782 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:07,312 and I've got a little song for my friend Jack. 783 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,482 -(AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS) -('APPLEJACK' BY DOLLY PARTON) 784 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:14,453 * Play a song for me, Applejack, Applejack 785 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:18,657 * Play a song for me and I'll sing 786 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:22,861 * Play a song for me, Applejack, Applejack 787 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:27,332 * Play a song, Let your banjo ring... * 788 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,935 Alright, the guest spot in Kenny's show, 789 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:33,505 starting with five appearances at the Orchard Oriental. 790 00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,541 My cut is 35%. 791 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:36,775 -20. -30. 792 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,176 Done, with a cut of the merch. 793 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,778 We don't have merch. But you know what? 794 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,012 Actually, that's a very good idea. 795 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:44,015 -Hm. -WILSON: OK. What do you think? 796 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,618 Dolly says, "You'll never do a whole lot 797 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:48,654 "unless you're brave enough to try." 798 00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:51,457 Alright, Dolly. Pack your bags. 799 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,859 Sunday, you're going to Hong Kong, baby. 800 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,226 Yes! 801 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,531 (SQUEALS AND SINGS JOYFULLY) 802 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,066 -Hmm... -WILSON: Watch the bar. 803 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,668 -(GLASS CLINKS) -Watch the bar! 804 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,705 Are you gonna come out of the closet to Viv before you fly? 805 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,574 Franny, don't take the piss. 806 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,175 I'm nervous enough as it is. 807 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,043 Come on. This is one bed, one bath. 808 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,979 I am busting my arse right now! 809 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,581 Old self is gone. 810 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,516 I've torn down the fibro, chucked out the asbestos 811 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,485 and the new brick has gone up. 812 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:21,086 I'm a better house 813 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,421 not ready to be appraised just yet. 814 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:25,323 Hong Kong is a big deal! 815 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:27,192 They're gonna start paying me well. 816 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:29,327 Yeah, that's what I'm saying! It's a professional job. 817 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,797 You can stop covering up. Viv will be proud. 818 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,267 Do you think she might be mildly proud? 819 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,237 It's a great Mother's Day gift. 820 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,572 Mm. 821 00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:44,109 She does love her garden more than she loves me. 822 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:46,011 That could be true. 823 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,579 Yeah. 824 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:50,482 -Ooh...! -Oh, Franny, don't. 825 00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:03,962 Well, I've got some news. 826 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:06,765 Oh, here we go. Brace for it. 827 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,300 -I've got some news too. -Oh. 828 00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:11,269 -But you go first. Go on. -OK. 829 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:15,473 I sold one of my macrame thingies to a lady at work! 830 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:17,475 Congrats, Ma. 831 00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,444 Is she blind? 832 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,513 Well...yes. 833 00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:25,116 And I've started online dating. 834 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:26,918 -Whoa. -Mm! 835 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,654 It must be two decades since... 836 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,956 -OK, Dad! Thanks. -(BOTH SNICKER) 837 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,991 VIV: Yes, I'm pretty proud of myself. 838 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,726 Very modern of me. 839 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,663 Well, my news, also modern. 840 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:40,666 -Job. -VIV: Oh! Fabulous! 841 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:42,500 Oh, I couldn't bear another embarrassing 842 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:44,536 career song and dance. 843 00:41:46,872 --> 00:41:48,574 (VIV CHUCKLES) 844 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:50,842 I'm a Dolly Parton impersonator. 845 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,380 (LAUGHS) 846 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:01,186 Oh! (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 847 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,624 OK, I mean, we all know how much you love her, 848 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,026 but people are gonna pay to see you do that, are they? 849 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,494 -Yes! -(VIV SCOFFS) 850 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,663 As much as people pay for your cock and ball thingos. 851 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:16,367 I manage to be normal, thank you, darling, 852 00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:20,205 while you're off on some wild, sequinned goose chase 853 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:22,207 that isn't gonna end well. 854 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,976 They're flying me to Hong Kong tonight for a gig 855 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:27,979 with the world's best Kenny Rogers impersonator. 856 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:30,716 And we're performing at this really posh hotel 857 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:32,383 for a whole week! 858 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:35,186 Much to your surprise, Mum, I'm not an idiot 859 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,388 and it will end well if it kills me. 860 00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:39,224 Dolly or dead! 861 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:44,029 So...end of discussion. 862 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:49,367 ('JOLENE' PLAYS) 863 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:56,374 (CANTONESE VERSION OF 'JOLENE') 864 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,860 You're enough. 865 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:16,928 This will probably be your last job 866 00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:18,864 and you'll never work again. 867 00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:20,331 You're enough. 868 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:21,933 You're gonna be fine. 869 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:25,270 -(TEETH CALLS OUT INDISTINCTLY) -I'm farting too, constantly. 870 00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:27,605 -Must be the plane food. -What? 871 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:30,075 -I said, "Starting!" -Oh, golly, gotta...gotta go. 872 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,077 I wish we had more time to prepare. 873 00:43:36,547 --> 00:43:39,617 -* Know when to fold 'em... * -(AUDIENCE SINGS ALONG) 874 00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:42,220 * Know when to walk away 875 00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:44,122 * Know when to run 876 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,858 * You never count your money 877 00:43:46,892 --> 00:43:49,527 * When you're sitting at the table 878 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,731 * There'll be time enough for counting 879 00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:54,866 * When the deal is done. * 880 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,234 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) 881 00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:58,737 -(URINE TRICKLES) -(EXHALES) 882 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:01,239 (GASPS AND SHRIEKS) 883 00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:07,245 Now, I gotta tell you, folks, 884 00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:11,750 this next song is one of my all-time favourites. 885 00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:13,384 He might be singing it by himself. 886 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:15,153 -I know. Jesus! -I promised you a surprise. 887 00:44:17,622 --> 00:44:20,591 (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no. 888 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:22,894 (GROANS) I'm such an idiot. 889 00:44:22,928 --> 00:44:25,831 ('ISLANDS IN THE STREAM' STARTS) 890 00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:28,633 (TEETH MUTTERS) 891 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,336 Far out. 892 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,304 * Baby, when I met you 893 00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:35,140 * There was peace unknown... * 894 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:37,175 -WILSON: There she is! That's... -Did I miss it? 895 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,777 -What happened? -TEETH: Oh, my God. 896 00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:40,178 -It's fine. -It's not fine! 897 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:41,579 It's not. Where are your other wigs? 898 00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:43,314 -In my dressing room. -We don't have time... 899 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,016 -Go. Go! -It's fine, it's fine. 900 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:46,752 -I'm going on. -It's not fine. You look crazy. 901 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,653 -Just get it together, OK? -OK. Yeah. 902 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,956 And remember to hold his hand. Be Dolly! 903 00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:55,193 * You do something to me that I can't explain 904 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:59,164 * Hold me closer and I feel no pain 905 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:01,199 * Every do-do-do... 906 00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:04,002 -* Do-do, do, do, do-do... * -(AUDIENCE MURMURS) 907 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,670 * Oh-oh 908 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:10,375 * Tender love is blind 909 00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:13,344 * It requires a dedication... * 910 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:15,046 Smile and get it together. 911 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,815 This sexy man makes a girl speechless! 912 00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:18,216 (APPLAUSE) 913 00:45:18,249 --> 00:45:21,286 BOTH: * We ride it together, ah-ha 914 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:26,124 * Making love with each other, ah-ha 915 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:28,493 * Islands in the stream 916 00:45:28,526 --> 00:45:30,695 -* That is what we are... * -(AUDIENCE SINGS ALONG) 917 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,798 * No-one in between 918 00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:34,565 * How can we be wrong... * 919 00:45:34,599 --> 00:45:36,067 A stream is a small body of water. 920 00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:37,235 Yeah, I know, but it's fine. 921 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:38,970 There's no way an island fits in a stream. 922 00:45:39,004 --> 00:45:40,071 I know. 923 00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:44,810 * And we rely on each other, ah-ha 924 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:49,247 * From one lover to another, ah-ha. * 925 00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:54,652 (SONG ENDS) 926 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:57,022 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 927 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:59,757 Thank you very much. You have been a wonderful audience. 928 00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:01,326 Thank you very much! 929 00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:03,929 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 930 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:07,698 And thank you to the divine Dolly Parton. 931 00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:10,168 Well, thank you for havin' me, Kenny. 932 00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:12,904 (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 933 00:46:16,241 --> 00:46:18,743 Shall we sing it one more time? What do you say, folks? 934 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,846 -Let's sing it one more time. -(CHEERING) 935 00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:23,414 Hey, Dolly, my little star, get...get back up here! 936 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:26,017 -Come on! -Enunciate! 937 00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:27,685 -OK. -* Islands in the stream... * 938 00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:28,887 Oh, my God. 939 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,621 -* That is what we are... * -(MUTTERS) 940 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:33,191 * No-one in between 941 00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:35,726 * How can we be wrong? 942 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,063 * Sail away with me 943 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:40,298 * To another world 944 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:45,070 * And we rely on each other, ah-ha 945 00:46:45,103 --> 00:46:50,075 * From one lover to another, ah-ha. * 946 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:54,112 I'm landin', covered in make-up, glitter on my face. 947 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,313 Glitter? 948 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,048 And I hear... 949 00:46:57,082 --> 00:46:58,583 (KNOCKS ON TABLE) 950 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,387 In walks Wilson 951 00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:05,323 and Mr Kenny Rogers himself 952 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:07,959 and he says, 953 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:10,595 "You do me better than I do me." 954 00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:12,630 Oh, I love that. 955 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,265 I love that! 956 00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:18,303 Then he goes, "World's best. 957 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:20,605 "You keep the dream alive, boy." 958 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,540 (SQUEALS) Ohh! 959 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:27,445 -Mmm. -Mm-hm. 960 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,948 Oh, his... 961 00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:33,484 ..his music touched me deeply when I was growin' up. 962 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:34,752 Mm-hm. 963 00:47:34,785 --> 00:47:36,854 And I look like him. 964 00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:39,624 -And he chose me. -Mm-hm. 965 00:47:39,657 --> 00:47:43,128 It's been my clear calling all of my life. 966 00:47:44,129 --> 00:47:47,298 Well, now he's gone, it's...it's just me. 967 00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:48,900 And, uh... 968 00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,038 Dolly. 969 00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:58,876 -(RED MOANS) -Oh, Dolly. 970 00:47:58,910 --> 00:48:00,611 Oh, Kenny. 971 00:48:00,645 --> 00:48:03,681 (DRIVING MUSIC) 972 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:08,286 -(MOANS) -Get up. Get up. 973 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:09,554 Oh! 974 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,226 -Oh, Kenny... -Oh! 975 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:16,827 Oh, Kenny! 976 00:48:17,762 --> 00:48:19,364 Oh, Kenny! 977 00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:22,333 -Oh! -Oh, Dolly. 978 00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:23,734 -(YELPS) -Oh, Dolly. 979 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:25,336 -Oh, Dolly! -(MUSIC RISES) 980 00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:27,538 -OH, DOLLY! -OH, KENNY! 981 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,174 (BOTH MOAN LOUDLY) 982 00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:32,877 (GIGGLES) 983 00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:37,582 Hm... 984 00:48:44,189 --> 00:48:45,590 Hmm. 985 00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:54,232 (PLANE ENGINE ROARS) 986 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,967 (TYRES SQUEAL) 987 00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:02,340 (BAG THUDS) 988 00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:05,943 -I've got 'pwesents'! -Hey. 989 00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:07,712 I'm so sorry I didn't call, Franwa. 990 00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:10,915 It's just Hong Kong was just full-on, but it was amazing. 991 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,451 (SINGS CHEERFULLY) 992 00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:19,324 (FRANCIS HUMS ALONG) 993 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,863 This Kenny Rogers impersonator is such a professional. 994 00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:28,466 -What's his name? -Um... 995 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:31,036 ..coincidentally, it's Kenny. 996 00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:33,271 His name is Kenny? 997 00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:38,609 Did you two get it on? 998 00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:44,415 -Mmm. -Good for you, mate! (LAUGHS) 999 00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:47,152 At least one of us is getting laid. 1000 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:49,287 Bring him to Sunday roast so we can all judge him. 1001 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,389 -Hmm. -I'm kidding. 1002 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:52,990 Let's not jump ahead, Franny. 1003 00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:54,992 But he does bring out the best in me. 1004 00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:59,797 If I were an impersonator, I'd want to be... 1005 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,332 Who would you be? 1006 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:05,236 -Mm? -I'd be you. 1007 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:07,004 As if you could be me. 1008 00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:08,339 (MIMICS RED) Because I blink a lot 1009 00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:10,075 because it's really intense living my life 1010 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:11,742 because I've got really full-on hair 1011 00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:13,344 and it's really full-on and hard, 1012 00:50:13,378 --> 00:50:14,845 but some people just fly to Hong Kong 1013 00:50:14,879 --> 00:50:16,781 and then you just become the most perfect Dolly, 1014 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:18,183 the perfect Dolly. 1015 00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:22,687 I'm actually making a career out of this. 1016 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,456 Yeah, I know, but you can't just be 1017 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:27,692 a cardboard cut-out of an impersonator. 1018 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,127 I'm not. 1019 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,928 I'm just saying you've gotta bring more to it 1020 00:50:30,961 --> 00:50:33,798 than a blonde wig and a bra full of socks, right? 1021 00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:35,700 Creatively, 1022 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:37,502 emotionally, socially. 1023 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,137 I am bringing more! 1024 00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:42,373 (MUFFLED MOANING) 1025 00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:46,144 (MOANING BECOMES LOUDER) 1026 00:50:48,313 --> 00:50:50,715 (MOANING INTENSIFIES) 1027 00:50:50,748 --> 00:50:52,483 It's fibro walls. 1028 00:50:52,517 --> 00:50:55,220 You should, um, start looking at rentals. 1029 00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:01,058 Also, have you spoken to your mum yet? 1030 00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:05,996 I'm wondering if I should "break up" with you or what? 1031 00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:08,866 -Um, yeah. Um... -(MOANING CONTINUES) 1032 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:12,837 Tell her that I broke up with you because I couldn't... 1033 00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,372 -..commit. -Open up? 1034 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,040 Yeah, great. Perfect. 1035 00:51:32,123 --> 00:51:35,193 (PENSIVE MUSIC) 1036 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:39,564 RED: It's an investment for my career, 1037 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:40,931 so as I was saying, 1038 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:43,334 I just, uh...I don't want to be so flat. 1039 00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:46,103 You know, I want to have shape, you know, big'uns. 1040 00:51:46,137 --> 00:51:49,106 Take a seat. Doreen, is it? 1041 00:51:50,074 --> 00:51:52,610 Uh, it's actually Raylene. 1042 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,580 This is the size I am willing to do for you. 1043 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:58,316 They will be beautiful. 1044 00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:02,220 The size you're asking for you'd have to work up to 1045 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:06,056 with multiple surgeries over an extensive lifetime career. 1046 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,192 Oh. 1047 00:52:07,225 --> 00:52:08,793 If you decide to go under the knife, 1048 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:11,462 do you want them under the breast muscle or over? 1049 00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:13,063 Let me think. 1050 00:52:13,097 --> 00:52:14,765 What did Dolly do? 1051 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:19,069 -Jolene? -Um, yeah? Oh, sorry, yes. 1052 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:21,439 Um, under the breast muscle. 1053 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,277 (KEYBOARD CLICKS) 1054 00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:28,613 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together 1055 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,581 for the Copy Club's hottest duo, 1056 00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:32,783 Kenny and Dolly! 1057 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:34,385 * You've painted up your lips 1058 00:52:34,419 --> 00:52:37,121 * And rolled and curled your tinted hair... * 1059 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,290 (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS) 1060 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,660 Yee-ha! 1061 00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:47,598 * Ruby, are you contemplating going out somewhere? 1062 00:52:50,201 --> 00:52:52,237 KENNY: * The shadows on the wall tell me 1063 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:55,139 * The sun is goin' down 1064 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:05,416 BOTH: * Oh, Ruby 1065 00:53:05,450 --> 00:53:07,485 * Don't take your love to town... * 1066 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:09,053 (APPLAUSE) 1067 00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:12,490 KENNY: * It wasn't me that started 1068 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:15,226 * That old crazy Asian war 1069 00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:21,899 * But I was proud to go and do my patriotic chore 1070 00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:26,504 * And, yes, it's true 1071 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:27,938 * That I'm not the man 1072 00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:29,640 * I used to be... * 1073 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:33,711 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 1074 00:53:33,744 --> 00:53:38,716 BOTH: * Oh, Ruby 1075 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,919 KENNY: * For Godsakes, turn around... * 1076 00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:46,056 MAN: OK, Kenny, if you could step out now. 1077 00:53:46,090 --> 00:53:48,493 -Alright, baby. Over to you. -OK! 1078 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:54,732 BOTH: * Oh, Ruby 1079 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:57,034 KENNY: * For Godsakes, turn around. * 1080 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:59,036 KENNY: Get over here! 1081 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:01,672 (RED AS DOLLY) Kenny, I cannot believe this house! 1082 00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:04,008 KENNY: We smash the rest of this tour, baby, 1083 00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,010 Nashville will be calling. 1084 00:54:06,944 --> 00:54:08,746 Mmm. 1085 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,047 So... 1086 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:12,883 ..your real name. 1087 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,752 You're coming undone here. 1088 00:54:14,785 --> 00:54:16,253 -Oh, golly. -Here. 1089 00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:17,922 No, you're right, you're right. 1090 00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,060 Kenny, Dolly. 1091 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:27,532 I'm...I'm Kenny Rogers, officially deed polled and all. 1092 00:54:27,565 --> 00:54:30,167 You prefer Dolly, I assume? 1093 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,737 Like you have no idea. 1094 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:35,105 (GIGGLES) 1095 00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:37,107 People think that I'm weird, 1096 00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:39,910 that my behaviour is inappropriate or whatever, 1097 00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:43,848 but being a mimic is not enough. 1098 00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:46,717 It doesn't matter who you are or what industry you're in. 1099 00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:49,286 You cannot be halfway in. 1100 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,556 Yeah, you've gotta bring everythin'. 1101 00:54:51,589 --> 00:54:54,792 Emotionally, creatively, socially. 1102 00:54:54,825 --> 00:54:56,160 I get it. 1103 00:54:57,962 --> 00:55:00,264 You're just blossomin'. 1104 00:55:02,266 --> 00:55:05,636 Dolly would be really proud of you, Dolly. 1105 00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:09,440 And we just fit, you and I. 1106 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:16,246 Still, here we are, 1107 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,384 both of us lonely. 1108 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:23,688 (SINGS) * Longing for shelter 1109 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:28,258 * From all that we see 1110 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:31,829 * Why should we worry 1111 00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:35,600 * No-one will care, girl 1112 00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:38,803 * Look at the stars now 1113 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:41,972 * So far away 1114 00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:46,243 * We've got tonight 1115 00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:49,914 * Who needs tomorrow? 1116 00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:53,518 BOTH: * We've got tonight, babe 1117 00:55:53,551 --> 00:55:57,488 * Why don't you stay? * 1118 00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:05,062 (TENDER MUSIC) 1119 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,313 (KENNY CHUCKLES) 1120 00:56:23,347 --> 00:56:24,949 Okey-dokey. 1121 00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:26,651 Five, six, seven, eight... 1122 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,052 OK. 1123 00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:30,054 Well... Alright. 1124 00:56:30,087 --> 00:56:32,623 You got your own room for your private gal time. 1125 00:56:32,657 --> 00:56:34,124 RED: Mm-hm. 1126 00:56:34,158 --> 00:56:36,894 And don't worry. I'm not too far away. Just over there. 1127 00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:40,565 Spare key set cut for front and back door 1128 00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:42,399 just in case you get locked out. 1129 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:45,536 Huh! 1130 00:56:45,570 --> 00:56:47,572 I guess we're doin' this. 1131 00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:49,173 Home, sweet home! 1132 00:56:49,206 --> 00:56:50,708 (SQUEALS) 1133 00:56:53,277 --> 00:56:54,712 -KENNY: Oh, baby. -Mmm! 1134 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:55,846 (KEYS CLATTER) 1135 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,414 (BOTH LAUGH) 1136 00:56:57,448 --> 00:56:59,049 (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS) 1137 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,351 * Get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer 1138 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:03,921 * I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer 1139 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:07,391 * Nobody, no, nobody 1140 00:57:08,593 --> 00:57:11,896 * Is gonna 1141 00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:15,265 * Rain on my 1142 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:23,007 * Parade! * 1143 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:28,345 (HOLDS NOTE) 1144 00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:29,614 Yeah! 1145 00:57:29,647 --> 00:57:32,917 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1146 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,419 I know. I know. 1147 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,355 Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome 1148 00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:41,458 our newest master of ceremonies, 1149 00:57:41,492 --> 00:57:44,962 the Empress of Country, 1150 00:57:44,995 --> 00:57:46,797 Ms Dolly Parton! 1151 00:57:46,831 --> 00:57:49,667 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1152 00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:53,270 Thank you! 1153 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,540 Welcome, my new friends. 1154 00:57:55,573 --> 00:57:57,808 Oh, my golly, welcome! 1155 00:57:57,842 --> 00:58:01,078 It is important to keep our homes open to everybody. 1156 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:04,715 It doesn't matter what size, colour, shape you are. 1157 00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:07,985 You find out who you are and you do it on purpose. 1158 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,187 (APPLAUSE) 1159 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,791 Ain't that right, Elvis? 1160 00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:16,160 Truth is like the sun. 1161 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:18,896 You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. 1162 00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:21,398 (LAUGHTER) 1163 00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:24,835 (AUDIENCE CHANTS) Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! 1164 00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:28,272 Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! 1165 00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:30,975 ('CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD' BY KYLIE MINOGUE PLAYS) 1166 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,510 * I just can't get you out of my head 1167 00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:38,148 * Boy, your lovin' is all I think about 1168 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:41,018 * I just can't get you out of my head 1169 00:58:41,051 --> 00:58:45,656 * Boy, it's more than I dare to think about 1170 00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:50,294 * La, la, la La, la, la-la la 1171 00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:51,929 * La, la, la... * 1172 00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:53,798 (MUSIC FADES) 1173 00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:58,402 (INSECTS CHIRP) 1174 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:12,482 (DOOR OPENS) 1175 00:59:12,516 --> 00:59:14,919 VIV: That's Zhang, my new border. 1176 00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:20,224 I'm assuming you're worried about me 1177 00:59:20,257 --> 00:59:22,126 and you've come to apologise 1178 00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:24,528 for falling off the face of the earth. 1179 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,164 I'm fine. Lost weight. Mm. See? 1180 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:29,399 I've come to give you some cash for the mortgage 1181 00:59:29,433 --> 00:59:32,136 and invite you to my gig, 1182 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:34,905 which is at your favourite theatre, 1183 00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:36,874 Twin Palms. 1184 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:40,544 Hmm. A step up from the school talent contest. 1185 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,813 I'll come for a laugh. 1186 00:59:42,847 --> 00:59:45,716 No, Mum, don't come for a laugh. 1187 00:59:46,951 --> 00:59:48,385 It's serious! 1188 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:51,455 I mean, they're talking Nashville and a US tour. 1189 00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:54,892 I can't win with you. 1190 00:59:59,697 --> 01:00:01,231 (SIGHS) 1191 01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:07,938 I was devastated to hear that you and Franny were a joke. 1192 01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:10,440 How cruel. 1193 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:18,448 (SNIFFS AND HUFFS) 1194 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:21,385 (GRUNTS ANGRILY) 1195 01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:24,454 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 1196 01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:29,059 (SIGHS) 1197 01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:57,121 Alright! Alright! 1198 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,622 It's her problem! 1199 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:04,228 KENNY: "Kenny in the Kimberley." Got a great ring to it. 1200 01:01:04,261 --> 01:01:05,996 (RED AS DOLLY) How long till you're back? 1201 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:09,399 It's only two weeks, baby, but...I'll miss you. 1202 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,501 -Mm-hm. -I will. 1203 01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:13,303 At home, on stage, 1204 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,873 backstage, everywhere. 1205 01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:20,745 I'll give you a call once I land. 1206 01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:22,179 OK. 1207 01:01:31,621 --> 01:01:35,659 (AS DOLLY) My weapons of mass distraction. Hm. 1208 01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:37,661 Hmm! 1209 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,698 Mm, let's do this. 1210 01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:45,502 (HUMS AND CLICKS TONGUE) 1211 01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:52,409 (LIGHT MUSIC) 1212 01:01:56,413 --> 01:01:57,915 MAN: Here we go. 1213 01:01:59,483 --> 01:02:01,651 WOMAN: Little sting. Little prick. 1214 01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:05,655 (WINCES) 1215 01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:09,359 Everything's gonna be alright. 1216 01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:11,061 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 1217 01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:12,997 Yeah. 1218 01:02:13,030 --> 01:02:15,499 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 1219 01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:17,201 (MUSIC FADES) 1220 01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:20,204 (MONITOR BEEPS) 1221 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:23,407 (ETHEREAL DISTORTED MUSIC) 1222 01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,743 ('TOUCH YOUR WOMAN' BY DOLLY PARTON) 1223 01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:30,380 * There are times when I should be strong 1224 01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:33,183 * When I'm awfully weak 1225 01:02:33,217 --> 01:02:36,086 * When the sudden blows of life 1226 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,156 * Have brought me to my knees 1227 01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:42,159 * Woman needs a helpin' hand 1228 01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:45,529 * Needs someone to understand 1229 01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:49,867 * Needs the man she loves to help her stand 1230 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:54,604 * So touch your woman, touch your woman 1231 01:02:54,638 --> 01:02:57,207 * Everything's gonna be alright 1232 01:02:57,241 --> 01:03:00,710 * Touch your woman, touch your woman 1233 01:03:00,744 --> 01:03:02,579 * Let me know 1234 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:08,452 * Let me know everything's alright 1235 01:03:12,222 --> 01:03:15,459 * And when the busy day is done 1236 01:03:15,492 --> 01:03:18,762 * And you lay by my side 1237 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:21,631 * You know exactly what it takes 1238 01:03:21,665 --> 01:03:24,801 * To keep me satisfied 1239 01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:27,771 * You know exactly what I need 1240 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:31,041 * And I always go to sleep in peace 1241 01:03:31,075 --> 01:03:35,545 * Thanking God that you belong to me 1242 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:38,082 * So touch your woman 1243 01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:40,317 * Touch your woman 1244 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,119 * Let me know 1245 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:47,858 * Let me know everything's alright. * 1246 01:03:49,259 --> 01:03:50,694 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 1247 01:03:54,298 --> 01:03:55,933 (MONITORS BEEP) 1248 01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:58,235 (GROANS) 1249 01:03:58,268 --> 01:03:59,836 WOMAN: Hey, it's OK. 1250 01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:02,139 You're in recovery and this is normal. 1251 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:05,509 Your body is naturally going into protective mode 1252 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,577 and is rejecting the implants, which is absolutely... 1253 01:04:07,611 --> 01:04:09,246 -Normal. -..normal. 1254 01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:11,081 Oh. 1255 01:04:11,115 --> 01:04:12,749 WOMAN: I'll go and get you some morphine. 1256 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,151 OK. 1257 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:17,587 Oh, and your next of kin is waiting for you outside. 1258 01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:19,656 Oh, shit. 1259 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,359 (RED TRILLS AND BLOWS RASPBERRIES) 1260 01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:25,529 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Yes, yes! 1261 01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:29,733 Franwa, hello! 1262 01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:34,238 Do I look 'boobiful'? (LAUGHS) I can't say it! 1263 01:04:35,672 --> 01:04:37,474 -(SIGHS) -Why are you so angry? 1264 01:04:38,408 --> 01:04:40,410 Everything's gonna be alright. 1265 01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:42,980 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 1266 01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:54,358 (BIRDS CHIRP) 1267 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,161 Cutting yourself to be beautiful 1268 01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:59,463 is unbelievable to me. 1269 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,830 It's fucking stupid! 1270 01:05:00,864 --> 01:05:02,699 Oh, why are you so jacked up 1271 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,468 about what I do with my body anyway? 1272 01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:05,835 Because I'm your mate 1273 01:05:05,869 --> 01:05:07,704 trying to stop you from making dumb choices. 1274 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:09,506 Well, I don't need saving. 1275 01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:11,575 I'm not trying to save you. 1276 01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:13,877 I'm trying to love you, you arsehole! 1277 01:05:17,347 --> 01:05:19,849 Ow. (WINCES) 1278 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,487 (RED GROANS) 1279 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,555 If you hadn't had your head so far up your arse, 1280 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:27,891 you'd know I've actually met someone. 1281 01:05:28,892 --> 01:05:31,428 (SCOFFS AND GRUNTS) 1282 01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:37,334 (PULLS DOOR SHUT) 1283 01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:38,835 ('I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU' BY DOLLY PARTON) 1284 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:42,706 * If I should stay 1285 01:05:42,739 --> 01:05:47,344 * I would only be in your way... * 1286 01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,179 That's right, ladies and gentlemen. 1287 01:05:49,213 --> 01:05:51,848 I am back and I am better than ever! 1288 01:05:51,881 --> 01:05:54,151 (AUDIENCE CHEERS) 1289 01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:58,922 I've always had big'uns, just not this big. 1290 01:05:59,889 --> 01:06:01,525 I used to be a little champagne glass 1291 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:03,093 and now I'm a watermelon. 1292 01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:05,095 -Whoo! -(APPLAUSE) 1293 01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:08,098 * And I 1294 01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:13,637 * Will always love you 1295 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:18,542 * I will always 1296 01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:22,646 * Love you 1297 01:06:22,679 --> 01:06:26,550 * I will always 1298 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:31,521 * Love you. * 1299 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:36,526 Oh... 1300 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,433 Who is the real Kenny? 1301 01:06:45,202 --> 01:06:47,971 (BREATHES SHARPLY) 1302 01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:56,446 Oh, where is this guy? 1303 01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:02,652 Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny! 1304 01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,254 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 1305 01:07:04,288 --> 01:07:05,822 (MAN ON TV) You're part synthetic. 1306 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:08,692 (DOLLY LAUGHS ON TV) Well, I think that's probably true. 1307 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:11,995 I think a part of what magic I may have 1308 01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:13,797 as far as my personality 1309 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:15,799 is the fact that I look totally artificial 1310 01:07:15,832 --> 01:07:17,601 and I like to think that I'm totally real. 1311 01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:18,802 (CAR HORN BLARES) 1312 01:07:18,835 --> 01:07:20,504 MAN: Do you see yourself as a sex symbol? 1313 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,172 DOLLY: I feel sexy. 1314 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:25,542 I...I try to be, uh, sexy, I guess... 1315 01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:27,277 (RED AS DOLLY) Is that my star man? 1316 01:07:27,311 --> 01:07:30,514 I got an early flight 'cause I missed my girl! 1317 01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:32,982 I got presents! 1318 01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:36,486 (EXHALES) Whoo-hoo-hoo, girl! 1319 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,055 Yeah...girls! 1320 01:07:39,089 --> 01:07:41,691 I'm 100% committed. 1321 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:44,027 -Hmm. -You wanna feel 'em? 1322 01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:51,101 -Right? -(KENNY CHUCKLES) 1323 01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:53,737 Why'd you do that? 1324 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:56,005 Because the other ones weren't working. 1325 01:07:58,442 --> 01:08:01,278 I hadn't noticed, but I'm a butt man, so... 1326 01:08:02,279 --> 01:08:03,780 RED: Huh. 1327 01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:06,883 Well, these are real. 1328 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:10,187 Sure thing, Doll. I hope they make you happy. 1329 01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:12,822 (PENSIVE PIANO MUSIC) 1330 01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:14,824 KENNY: So...so, um... 1331 01:08:14,858 --> 01:08:17,961 Yeah, it's a little messy, but I'm gettin' to it. 1332 01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:26,102 Have, uh, you been... 1333 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:29,273 ..you been going through my things? 1334 01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:35,179 Lookin' for what? 1335 01:08:35,212 --> 01:08:38,382 Your momma. Your friends. 1336 01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:40,284 More about the real you. 1337 01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:42,452 I...I am real. 1338 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,890 So how'd you get here? 1339 01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,560 Do you miss your old self? 1340 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:55,732 Come on, now. 1341 01:08:56,933 --> 01:08:59,269 You can't just be a cardboard cut-out. 1342 01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:00,937 (SCOFFS) Well... 1343 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,176 Kenny Rogers, baby. 1344 01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:13,250 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 1345 01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:18,922 (PENSIVE PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES) 1346 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,994 You OK? 1347 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:30,066 Red, the Twin Palms Theatre has sold out. 1348 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:31,968 -Mm. -Congratulations! 1349 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:33,437 Oh... 1350 01:09:34,438 --> 01:09:36,773 Dolly's finally taken over, hey? 1351 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:38,808 What does Kenny think of your new equipment? 1352 01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:43,146 (AS DOLLY) He's a butt man. 1353 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,849 But I didn't do it for him. I did it for myself. 1354 01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:49,486 -(CRACKLING SOUND) -(TEETH EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS) 1355 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:52,155 You alright? (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 1356 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,190 -Oh! (LAUGHS) -(EXHALES) 1357 01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:55,692 Night. 1358 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:58,395 -(FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) -Oh. 1359 01:10:01,231 --> 01:10:03,300 ELVIS: Hey, Dolly. 1360 01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:05,835 So how's it been fillin' my shoes, 1361 01:10:05,869 --> 01:10:08,171 takin' my job, hm? 1362 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:11,308 You think you're so fuckin' special. 1363 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:12,509 Nothin' real about me... 1364 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:14,478 -..'cept my heart. -'Cept my heart. Mm. 1365 01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:16,313 (SPITS) 1366 01:10:18,915 --> 01:10:21,318 Those look real fake. 1367 01:10:21,351 --> 01:10:23,520 Your opinion means nothin' to me. 1368 01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,523 Well, then, you won't mind me reminding you 1369 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:27,991 of who you really are. 1370 01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:30,860 I know what's under that wig... 1371 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,298 ..Raylene. 1372 01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:36,032 -Hey! -(GRUNTS) 1373 01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:37,200 I... 1374 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:39,336 -(GASPS) -I... 1375 01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:43,373 (IN NORMAL VOICE) It's so easy for you. 1376 01:10:46,510 --> 01:10:48,378 You have no idea. 1377 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:55,752 It's not easy for any of us! 1378 01:10:55,785 --> 01:10:57,854 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 1379 01:11:01,057 --> 01:11:04,461 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 1380 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:11,134 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 1381 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:16,239 (RED LAUGHS) 1382 01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:24,213 ELVIS: You're seriously red 1383 01:11:24,247 --> 01:11:26,182 and you have no titties. 1384 01:11:26,215 --> 01:11:28,117 It's nothin' personal, darlin', but, uh, 1385 01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:30,454 the truth is like the sun. 1386 01:11:30,487 --> 01:11:32,055 You can shut it out for a time, 1387 01:11:32,088 --> 01:11:34,190 but it ain't goin' away. 1388 01:11:34,223 --> 01:11:35,459 Oh! 1389 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:56,913 RED: Mmm! 1390 01:11:56,946 --> 01:11:59,048 KENNY: Dolly, honey. 1391 01:11:59,082 --> 01:12:00,650 -Quit, quit, quit... -Shh, shh, shh, shh. 1392 01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:02,085 (MUMBLES) 1393 01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:05,722 Baby, stop! Dolly, this is serious business, alright? 1394 01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:08,091 Now, I want to show you something, alright? 1395 01:12:20,303 --> 01:12:23,106 My daddy, he was in the army. 1396 01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:25,509 He made me shave it all off. 1397 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,276 He was violent. 1398 01:12:29,546 --> 01:12:31,381 He was a real piece of work. 1399 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:35,852 One of the saddest days of my childhood. 1400 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:44,260 (AS DOLLY) Just because you lost your fuzz 1401 01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:46,396 don't mean you ain't a peach. 1402 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,069 You're a good man, Kenny. 1403 01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:57,441 Hey. 1404 01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:58,975 You're a good man. 1405 01:13:03,547 --> 01:13:05,582 I wanna meet your mom. 1406 01:13:07,651 --> 01:13:09,853 Uh-huh. 1407 01:13:14,558 --> 01:13:16,092 LIONEL: Mm. 1408 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,698 -And, darling? -Mm? 1409 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:23,933 Breasts? 1410 01:13:25,569 --> 01:13:28,204 (AS DOLLY) Well, I get to choose what I do with my body 1411 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:29,873 because it's mine. 1412 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:31,541 If people have gotta look at you, 1413 01:13:31,575 --> 01:13:34,177 at least give them somethin' decent to look at. (CHUCKLES) 1414 01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:35,879 Ain't that right, Zhang? 1415 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,681 And what about you two? 1416 01:13:37,714 --> 01:13:40,484 -Francis introduced us. -Mm! 1417 01:13:40,517 --> 01:13:42,318 (VIV CHUCKLES) 1418 01:13:42,351 --> 01:13:44,454 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 1419 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,393 Mm. 1420 01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:56,199 Viv...this chicken is delicious. 1421 01:13:56,232 --> 01:14:00,403 Oh, thank you...Kenny. (CHUCKLES) 1422 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,071 It's not too dry? 1423 01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:05,241 Oh! So tender. 1424 01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:07,376 (KNOCKS ON GLASS) 1425 01:14:07,410 --> 01:14:08,578 I'll get it. 1426 01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:11,715 LIONEL: Thank you. (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 1427 01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:14,551 WOMAN: Hey, Zhang. 1428 01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:16,686 -Oh, darling, hello! -Hi! 1429 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,055 -VIV: How are you? -Good to see you. 1430 01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:21,390 FRANCIS: Red, this is Betty. 1431 01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,727 Oh, Dolly, Betty. 1432 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,294 BETTY: It's so great you're finally here 1433 01:14:25,328 --> 01:14:26,730 and I get to meet you! 1434 01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:30,066 It's funny. I get 'Ruby' all the time. 1435 01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:31,868 FRANCIS: So sorry we're late, Viv. 1436 01:14:31,901 --> 01:14:34,270 I'm Kenny, man. Nice to meet you. 1437 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,672 -Hi. -Pleasure. 1438 01:14:37,406 --> 01:14:39,108 BETTY: Thank you. 1439 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:41,310 (BETTY MUTTERS) 1440 01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:45,682 (SIGHS AND MUMBLES) 1441 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,718 You can trump last time. 1442 01:14:48,752 --> 01:14:50,253 (LIONEL CHUCKLES) 1443 01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:52,121 (AS DOLLY) So what do you do? 1444 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,490 I'm...I'm a lawyer. 1445 01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:56,960 Very serious job, not like yours. 1446 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:58,928 (PEOPLE LAUGH POLITELY) 1447 01:14:58,962 --> 01:15:01,931 KENNY: Oh, I'm very proud of my girl. 1448 01:15:01,965 --> 01:15:03,567 She has worked hard. 1449 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,302 This little Dolly, she's dynamite. 1450 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:09,105 The kid always had the spirit in her. 1451 01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:12,576 KENNY: Nice one, Gramps. He's a wise guy. 1452 01:15:12,609 --> 01:15:16,279 Well, blessings don't come without difficulties. 1453 01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:17,847 Amen. 1454 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:22,752 KENNY: I'd love to see your garden, Viv. 1455 01:15:22,786 --> 01:15:25,421 VIV: Darling, of course! 1456 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:28,958 I had let it go, but Lionel and Zhang and I 1457 01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:32,629 have been working very hard in the garden. 1458 01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:34,764 -Mm. Let's go. Let's go! -KENNY: Let me get that. 1459 01:15:34,798 --> 01:15:37,000 -Come on! -Hm? OK, right now? 1460 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:39,435 VIV: Oh, thank you. Aw! 1461 01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:41,337 -KENNY: My pleasure. -Excuse me. 1462 01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:43,439 VIV: Come on, love. 1463 01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:45,675 Yours is a mashed potato! 1464 01:15:45,709 --> 01:15:46,943 Ahh! 1465 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:49,412 GRAMPS: Oh, it's good to see you, Red. 1466 01:15:50,580 --> 01:15:51,981 'Dwinks'! 1467 01:15:58,087 --> 01:16:01,557 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 1468 01:16:01,591 --> 01:16:05,194 (BETTY AND FRANCIS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY) 1469 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:10,667 Whee! 1470 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:12,802 Whoo! 1471 01:16:12,836 --> 01:16:15,672 GRAMPS: So what's the hardest case you've had? 1472 01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:20,376 BETTY: Ooh, yeah, I had this one absolute... 1473 01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:23,379 (PEOPLE CHATTER IN DISTANCE) 1474 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:25,248 (GASPS TEARFULLY) 1475 01:16:28,217 --> 01:16:30,319 You are out of your mind! 1476 01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:33,089 -Franny, Franny... -What are you doing? 1477 01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:38,427 Dolly Parton is about being the best version of yourself, 1478 01:16:38,461 --> 01:16:41,464 but to never take yourself too seriously. 1479 01:16:42,465 --> 01:16:44,600 You're living as someone else, 1480 01:16:44,634 --> 01:16:46,936 with someone else 1481 01:16:46,970 --> 01:16:49,005 who is also living as someone else! 1482 01:16:49,038 --> 01:16:51,374 Yeah, so? 1483 01:16:51,407 --> 01:16:53,509 That's the gig! 1484 01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:57,714 And life is working unbelievably better this way. 1485 01:16:57,747 --> 01:16:59,382 And he is who he is, 1486 01:16:59,415 --> 01:17:01,050 which is a version of someone else, 1487 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:02,451 and you're you, which is you, 1488 01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:04,087 which I'm sure is a version of yourself 1489 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,055 and I'm sure probably someone else! 1490 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,290 You're lost. 1491 01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:09,325 If you're busy being someone else... 1492 01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:14,497 ..who's busy being you? 1493 01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:23,072 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 1494 01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:47,396 (INHALES AND EXHALES HEAVILY) 1495 01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:49,799 What am I gonna do, Dolly? 1496 01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:55,338 WILSON: It's OK to be nervous. Tomorrow's show is a big deal. 1497 01:17:55,371 --> 01:17:56,973 RED: I don't know what's wrong with me! 1498 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,341 (GRUNTS ANGRILY) 1499 01:17:58,374 --> 01:18:00,343 The more unique you are as a person, 1500 01:18:00,376 --> 01:18:02,645 the harder it is to be someone else. 1501 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,848 That's why Kenny does it so well. 1502 01:18:04,881 --> 01:18:08,484 He was just a blank canvas before. 1503 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,353 He was a starter kit. 1504 01:18:11,554 --> 01:18:13,089 Being Kenny Rogers 1505 01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:16,659 gave him more than he ever would've had without it. 1506 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,627 Why did you stop being Neil Diamond 1507 01:18:18,661 --> 01:18:20,496 when you were so successful? 1508 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:24,300 I was tired of ripping myself off... 1509 01:18:25,468 --> 01:18:28,805 ..ripping my wife off being someone else. 1510 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,743 The only applause I ever really needed was from her. 1511 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:37,113 I realised that too late. 1512 01:18:37,146 --> 01:18:39,082 But who are you? 1513 01:18:41,384 --> 01:18:46,022 I mean, are...are you a copy, are you a copy-copy? 1514 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,624 You're still walking around like you're Neil Diamond. 1515 01:18:48,657 --> 01:18:50,994 You ever read about a frog who dreamed of being a king 1516 01:18:51,027 --> 01:18:52,695 and then became one? 1517 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,502 Except for the names and a few other places, 1518 01:18:59,535 --> 01:19:02,906 when you talk about me, the story's the same one. 1519 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:08,077 (SINGS) * But I got an emptiness deep inside 1520 01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:12,048 * And I've tried, but it won't let me go 1521 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:16,853 * And I'm not a man who likes to swear 1522 01:19:16,886 --> 01:19:18,855 * But I never cared for the sound 1523 01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:23,259 * Of being alone 1524 01:19:23,292 --> 01:19:26,162 * "I am," I said... * 1525 01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:28,664 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1526 01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:31,367 * To no-one there 1527 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:37,206 * And no-one heard at all 1528 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,409 * Not even the chair... * 1529 01:19:41,644 --> 01:19:43,179 You got this, kid. 1530 01:19:43,212 --> 01:19:46,082 * "I am," I cried 1531 01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:52,088 * "I am," said I 1532 01:19:53,656 --> 01:19:55,691 * And I am lost 1533 01:19:55,724 --> 01:20:00,496 * And I can't even say why 1534 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:06,069 * "I am," I said 1535 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:11,674 * "I am," I cried 1536 01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:19,215 * "I am!" * 1537 01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:22,685 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) 1538 01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:27,756 It's all a bit ridiculous. 1539 01:20:27,790 --> 01:20:30,159 (BELL CHIMES) 1540 01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:33,262 You get your looks from me, though, obviously. 1541 01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:51,480 (LOW CHATTER) 1542 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:52,781 Hello, love. 1543 01:20:52,815 --> 01:20:55,651 (ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY) 1544 01:21:05,661 --> 01:21:07,964 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats. 1545 01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:10,499 The show you've all been waiting for! 1546 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,969 -(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) -('JOLENE' PLAYS) 1547 01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:32,956 * Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene 1548 01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:38,894 * I'm begging of you please don't take my man 1549 01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:41,197 KENNY: * Jolene, Jolene 1550 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:44,867 BOTH: * Jolene, Jolene 1551 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:50,206 * Please don't take him just because you can 1552 01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:53,476 RED: * Your beauty is beyond compare 1553 01:21:53,509 --> 01:21:55,511 * With flaming locks of auburn hair 1554 01:21:55,544 --> 01:22:01,317 * With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green 1555 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:03,852 KENNY: * Your smile is like a breath of spring 1556 01:22:03,886 --> 01:22:06,355 * Your voice is soft like summer rain 1557 01:22:06,389 --> 01:22:10,559 * And I cannot compete with you, Jolene... * 1558 01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:12,095 (AUDIENCE CHEERS) 1559 01:22:12,128 --> 01:22:13,729 BOTH: * In love forever 1560 01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:18,167 * We can ride it together, ah-ha 1561 01:22:18,201 --> 01:22:22,271 * Making love with each other, ah-ha 1562 01:22:22,305 --> 01:22:24,673 * Islands in the stream 1563 01:22:24,707 --> 01:22:27,010 * That is what we are 1564 01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:29,412 * No-one in between 1565 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:31,580 * How can we be wrong? 1566 01:22:31,614 --> 01:22:33,849 * Sail away with me 1567 01:22:33,882 --> 01:22:36,285 * To another world 1568 01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:40,923 * And we rely on each other, ah-ha 1569 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:45,394 * From one lover to another, ah-ha... * 1570 01:22:45,428 --> 01:22:48,964 RED: * Baby, I'm burnin', baby, I'm burnin' 1571 01:22:48,998 --> 01:22:52,635 * Baby, I'm burnin', baby, I'm burnin' 1572 01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:56,139 * Baby, I'm burnin' out of control 1573 01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:59,808 * Baby, I'm burnin' body and soul 1574 01:22:59,842 --> 01:23:03,446 * Hot as a pistol of flamin' desire 1575 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:06,949 * Baby, I'm burnin', you've got me on fire 1576 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:10,719 * Baby, I'm burnin' out of control 1577 01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:14,090 * Baby, I'm burnin' body and soul 1578 01:23:14,123 --> 01:23:17,260 * Body and soul, body and soul... * 1579 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:19,762 -(SINGING ECHOES AND FADES) -* Body and soul... * 1580 01:23:19,795 --> 01:23:22,965 (GENTLE ETHEREAL PIANO MUSIC) 1581 01:23:25,268 --> 01:23:28,304 KENNY: Thank you, folks! Thank you very much! 1582 01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,938 RED: Yee-ha! 1583 01:23:29,972 --> 01:23:32,241 KENNY: Oh, wow! Wow! 1584 01:23:32,275 --> 01:23:34,610 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1585 01:23:34,643 --> 01:23:37,180 I, um... (CHUCKLES) 1586 01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:42,985 I...I usually keep my cards pretty close to my chest. 1587 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:45,788 But tonight I got something to say. 1588 01:23:45,821 --> 01:23:48,924 I LOVE you, baby! 1589 01:23:48,957 --> 01:23:50,426 (CHEERING) 1590 01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:53,262 I love you, I love you, I love you! 1591 01:23:53,296 --> 01:23:55,831 -Kenny... -Heaven and earth. 1592 01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:59,235 -(SIGHS) -Oh, no. 1593 01:24:01,804 --> 01:24:04,473 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 1594 01:24:04,507 --> 01:24:05,841 Marry me. 1595 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:08,177 RED: Oh, Kenny... 1596 01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,946 He's just foolin' around. Come on, baby. 1597 01:24:10,979 --> 01:24:12,648 Marry me, baby. This is it. 1598 01:24:12,681 --> 01:24:14,950 This is the way it's meant to be. 1599 01:24:14,983 --> 01:24:16,552 What do you say, folks? 1600 01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:19,288 (SCATTERED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 1601 01:24:19,322 --> 01:24:20,823 It's definitely not a joke. 1602 01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:23,226 Well, he's never really been that funny. 1603 01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:26,095 KENNY: I want all of you to share in this moment. 1604 01:24:27,596 --> 01:24:29,265 Babe, I love you. 1605 01:24:32,368 --> 01:24:34,803 Kenny, you're not in love with me. 1606 01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:36,705 I am. 1607 01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:38,407 Baby, I sure am. 1608 01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:40,309 Kenny, don't do this. 1609 01:24:40,343 --> 01:24:41,977 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 1610 01:24:42,010 --> 01:24:44,713 I thought that this was what you wanted. 1611 01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:01,197 -(AS RED) I can't do this. -(MICROPHONE CLATTERS) 1612 01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:03,599 -(MICROPHONE WHINES) -(PEOPLE GASP) 1613 01:25:03,632 --> 01:25:05,801 I'm not the girl you want, Kenny. 1614 01:25:07,470 --> 01:25:09,305 I'm not her. 1615 01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:15,744 (SOMBRE MUSIC) 1616 01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:19,582 But that silly-billy Dolly... 1617 01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:25,221 ..taught me all the things that you loved, that I pretended. 1618 01:25:33,996 --> 01:25:37,733 To have confidence in yourself. 1619 01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:42,471 And that bravery is vulnerability. 1620 01:25:43,906 --> 01:25:46,475 And to not put a value on yourself, 1621 01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:48,277 but value the things you love. 1622 01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:49,712 -(PEOPLE EXCLAIM) -Oh, what... 1623 01:25:49,745 --> 01:25:51,280 Baby, what are you doin'? 1624 01:25:53,782 --> 01:25:55,884 RED: Dolly's got some wisdom. 1625 01:25:55,918 --> 01:25:57,820 Dolly's got so much wisdom. 1626 01:25:57,853 --> 01:26:01,257 I haven't got any wisdom, but I do know 1627 01:26:01,290 --> 01:26:04,760 that I've got to learn to be all those things, but as me. 1628 01:26:06,094 --> 01:26:07,830 This is not an impulse reaction. 1629 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:11,099 I'm stripteasing in a somewhat untidy fashion, 1630 01:26:11,133 --> 01:26:14,803 all in the name of saving myself... 1631 01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:23,779 ..and the skin that I'm in. 1632 01:26:30,118 --> 01:26:31,487 Oh! 1633 01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:42,365 * It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it! * 1634 01:26:45,568 --> 01:26:47,303 Eeee! 1635 01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:58,213 I love you, Mum. 1636 01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:02,651 I love you too, darling. 1637 01:27:02,685 --> 01:27:05,288 (VIV WEEPS) 1638 01:27:05,321 --> 01:27:07,823 -(WILD APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) -She's mine! 1639 01:27:13,262 --> 01:27:16,198 I propose and women drop their knickers! 1640 01:27:22,104 --> 01:27:24,307 You go back out there. That's for you. 1641 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:26,642 It's OK. I don't need it. 1642 01:27:26,675 --> 01:27:29,278 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 1643 01:27:33,682 --> 01:27:36,519 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 1644 01:27:37,953 --> 01:27:40,556 (GENTLE MUSIC) 1645 01:27:42,891 --> 01:27:44,560 Have a good night, folks. 1646 01:27:48,631 --> 01:27:50,933 (CHEERING FADES) 1647 01:27:54,537 --> 01:27:57,606 (GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1648 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,408 VIV: Hm... Ohh! 1649 01:27:59,442 --> 01:28:01,877 (BOTH EXHALE) 1650 01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:03,679 Ohh. 1651 01:28:03,712 --> 01:28:05,314 (GRUNTS) 1652 01:28:13,221 --> 01:28:15,958 (GENTLE MUSIC SWELLS) 1653 01:28:18,661 --> 01:28:21,063 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 1654 01:28:21,096 --> 01:28:23,966 (APPLAUSE) 1655 01:28:23,999 --> 01:28:26,068 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 1656 01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:29,472 Nice to see you. 1657 01:28:29,505 --> 01:28:32,408 Ain't you all glad that the king is back? 1658 01:28:32,441 --> 01:28:36,111 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1659 01:28:39,247 --> 01:28:41,316 And later on today - and I'll say it again - 1660 01:28:41,350 --> 01:28:43,419 I want you to have a great day. 1661 01:28:43,452 --> 01:28:46,054 Later on today - and I'll say it again - 1662 01:28:46,088 --> 01:28:47,756 I want you to have a great day. 1663 01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:49,758 -(KNOCK AT DOOR) -WOMAN: Kenny! Showtime! 1664 01:28:49,792 --> 01:28:51,494 (WOMAN ON MICROPHONE) Thanks, Tom. 1665 01:28:51,527 --> 01:28:55,230 Now, to the most outstanding valuer of the year. 1666 01:28:55,263 --> 01:28:58,233 I'm excited to announce the winner is... 1667 01:28:58,266 --> 01:28:59,468 ..Francis! 1668 01:28:59,502 --> 01:29:02,938 -Whoo! -(ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD) 1669 01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:04,573 Whoo-hoo! 1670 01:29:04,607 --> 01:29:06,442 MAN: Good work, Francis! Good man! 1671 01:29:06,475 --> 01:29:08,110 MAN 2: Go, Francis! 1672 01:29:10,946 --> 01:29:13,916 Um, I'm terrified at public speaking 1673 01:29:13,949 --> 01:29:19,287 so I hoped wearing this would give me David Bowie guts 1674 01:29:19,321 --> 01:29:22,691 to get up here and say thank you. 1675 01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:24,527 So, um... 1676 01:29:26,662 --> 01:29:28,130 ..thank you. 1677 01:29:28,163 --> 01:29:30,198 (ALL CHEER) 1678 01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:36,639 Whoo! 1679 01:29:48,216 --> 01:29:49,852 RED: I wasn't gonna miss it. 1680 01:29:52,187 --> 01:29:54,022 Awards are kind of stupid. 1681 01:29:55,591 --> 01:29:57,560 I'm really sorry, Franny. 1682 01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:01,497 You really pushed it. 1683 01:30:03,198 --> 01:30:05,668 -You pushed me. -I know. 1684 01:30:06,669 --> 01:30:08,036 I just wanted that feeling 1685 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:10,473 that everyone else looks like they're having. 1686 01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:12,374 You know, that they're respected and... 1687 01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:15,110 ..you know. 1688 01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:32,260 What would the world do with two Dolly Partons? 1689 01:30:44,807 --> 01:30:46,609 Celebrate? 1690 01:30:53,248 --> 01:30:54,783 RED: You know I'm doing a new thing. 1691 01:30:54,817 --> 01:30:56,184 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 1692 01:30:56,218 --> 01:30:57,920 I think I've kind of found my audience. 1693 01:30:57,953 --> 01:30:59,755 -As yourself? -Yeah. 1694 01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:02,024 Everyone else is taken. 1695 01:31:02,057 --> 01:31:03,859 KYLIE MINOGUE: * Come and see the real thing 1696 01:31:03,892 --> 01:31:07,429 * Come and see the real thing, come and see 1697 01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:08,964 * There's a meaning there 1698 01:31:08,997 --> 01:31:12,200 * But the meaning there doesn't really mean a thing 1699 01:31:12,234 --> 01:31:15,638 * Come and see the real thing, come and see the real... * 1700 01:31:15,671 --> 01:31:19,241 My name is Red and I'm your teacher. 1701 01:31:19,274 --> 01:31:22,645 * I am the real thing 1702 01:31:22,678 --> 01:31:24,913 * Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow 1703 01:31:24,947 --> 01:31:27,616 * Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow... 1704 01:31:27,650 --> 01:31:29,918 * Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, mow-ma-mow-mow 1705 01:31:29,952 --> 01:31:32,821 * Ma-mow-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow! 1706 01:31:32,855 --> 01:31:35,758 * Trying hard to understand 1707 01:31:35,791 --> 01:31:37,159 * But really not 1708 01:31:37,192 --> 01:31:38,493 * You're seeing me 1709 01:31:38,527 --> 01:31:41,129 * Trying hard to understand 1710 01:31:41,163 --> 01:31:44,132 * But really not, you're seeing me 1711 01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:46,935 * There's a meaning there, but the meaning there 1712 01:31:46,969 --> 01:31:49,004 * Doesn't really mean a thing 1713 01:31:49,037 --> 01:31:51,239 * Come and see the real thing 1714 01:31:51,273 --> 01:31:55,844 * Come and see the real thing, come and see 1715 01:31:55,878 --> 01:31:59,414 * I am the real, real, thing, thing 1716 01:31:59,447 --> 01:32:01,750 * Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow 1717 01:32:01,784 --> 01:32:04,519 * Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow... 1718 01:32:04,553 --> 01:32:06,955 * Oo-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow 1719 01:32:06,989 --> 01:32:10,192 * Ma-mow-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow 1720 01:32:10,225 --> 01:32:15,263 * I am not seeing you 1721 01:32:15,297 --> 01:32:20,535 * I am not seeing you 1722 01:32:20,569 --> 01:32:25,808 * Oh, oh, oh, oh 1723 01:32:25,841 --> 01:32:29,912 * Ohh 1724 01:32:31,580 --> 01:32:33,982 * Trying hard to understand 1725 01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:36,852 * But really not, you're seeing me 1726 01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:39,287 * Trying hard to understand 1727 01:32:39,321 --> 01:32:42,057 * But really not, you're seeing me 1728 01:32:42,090 --> 01:32:45,060 * There's a meaning there, but the meaning there 1729 01:32:45,093 --> 01:32:47,495 * Doesn't really mean a thing 1730 01:32:47,529 --> 01:32:49,064 * Come and see the real thing 1731 01:32:49,097 --> 01:32:51,233 * Come and see the real thing 1732 01:32:51,266 --> 01:32:53,736 * Come and see 1733 01:32:53,769 --> 01:32:56,571 * I am the real, real, thing, thing 1734 01:32:56,605 --> 01:32:59,808 * Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow 1735 01:32:59,842 --> 01:33:02,410 * Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow... 1736 01:33:02,444 --> 01:33:04,579 * Oo-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow 1737 01:33:04,613 --> 01:33:08,116 * Ma-mow-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow! * 1738 01:33:25,801 --> 01:33:28,136 (GENTLE MUSIC) 1739 01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:14,029 (UPBEAT MUSIC)