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‪大家早安，歡迎回到“柏芝玩美包辦”

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‪一同暢聊大改造、自我成長

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‪以及如何成為
‪最亮眼的自己，你可以的

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‪就像我常說的，大改造的重點是內在

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‪但別人第一眼看到的，還是外表

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‪我昨晚沒睡滿8小時

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‪因為我熬夜讀書

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‪此外，有些人也看到了
‪我還烤了超好吃的甜點

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‪所以今早的例行保養
‪得再多費一點心

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‪哇，大家已經問了好多問題

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‪我們趕快開始吧！

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{\an8}‪CandyLaLa09，名字真可愛

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{\an8}‪她想知道，我前一晚熬夜的話
‪早上的例行保養會有什麼不同

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{\an8}‪坎蒂，好問題

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‪眼睛浮腫的話
‪我最愛用邦妮薇儂煥亮眼膜

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‪我昨晚喝了咖啡，非常容易脫水

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‪所以我會用Alo的全身潤膚油

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‪來解決乾燥問題，再加上一點腮紅膏

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{\an8}‪好，ZoeWorld88說她長了一顆大痘痘

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{\an8}‪但她兩天後就要拍畢業照了
‪真是辛苦了

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‪首先，千萬別用手擠

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‪熱敷一下

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‪應急的做法是，用軟一點的衛生紙

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‪再擠一點牙膏

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‪輕敷上去，痘痘會迅速消掉

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‪嗨，又工作一整夜嗎？

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‪對，12小時的大夜班

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‪-還好嗎？
‪-我想想

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‪收了兩個心臟病患者

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‪有個還不會走路的寶寶
‪鼻子卡了手錶電池

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‪-天啊
‪-對啊

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‪還有個嗑藥的男人，脖子被刺傷

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‪天啊，真是一場惡夢

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‪真的很慘，病患還拳打腳踢

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‪咒罵所有人、對工作人員吐口水

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‪媽呀，吸毒真的會毀了一個人

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‪不是，我是說那個寶寶

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‪對，嗑藥的傢伙
‪看起來其實蠻可愛的

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‪結果他開口一笑

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‪他的牙齒，蠻可怕的

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‪太好了！我一直在等這個

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‪快三千美金，付妳…

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‪妳說妳是做什麼工作的？

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‪我只是開個玩笑

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‪但我希望那些錢
‪有一部分會拿來繳大學學費

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‪-而不是…
‪-媽

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‪那雙鞋比我們的洗碗機還貴

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‪這是邦妮薇儂贊助的，不用錢

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‪說到錢這件事
‪上次修水電的帳單到底是怎麼付的？

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‪哦對，我轉給對方了

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‪-親愛的
‪-怎麼了嗎？

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‪我看到櫃子上的帳單

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‪我想到，妳工作這麼辛苦
‪讓我讀這個學區

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‪對，這個學區好棒
‪都是些自以為是的靠爸族

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‪嘿，我有一些好友
‪也是自以為是的靠爸族

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‪沒錯，巨大的同儕壓力
‪就這樣壓在妳身上

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‪妳要我上的大學都是這種人啊

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‪我要遲到了

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‪每天都載我上學的人也是靠爸族哦

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‪愛妳

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‪再見

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{\an8}‪（停在門口了！）

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{\an8}‪（在搭電梯，快到了）

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{\an8}‪（快點！還要留時間買咖啡）

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{\an8}‪停！

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‪-嗨！
‪-嘿

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‪妳拿的該不會是那個吧

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‪什麼啦？

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‪鮮奶油泡芙塔啊
‪我有看妳的限時動態

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‪都我自己做的，我還用了杏仁粉

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‪因為佐敦現在不吃麩質了

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‪-認真的嗎？
‪-他今天要拍片

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‪-我想給他個驚喜
‪-對耶，那首強勢回歸單曲

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‪-歌名叫什麼去了？
‪-《洛城爭奪戰》

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‪應該是在反諷啦

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‪他突然爆紅，壓力會很大

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‪拜託，他有50萬人追蹤了，多開心啊

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‪哪有什麼壓力？

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‪我不知道

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‪-等下妳自己問他吧
‪-好！我好期待

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‪在哪裡拍？好萊塢？

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‪-比佛利山莊？
‪-卡諾加公園

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‪那不就是在貧谷區嗎？

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‪那簡直就是貧谷區中的貧谷區

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‪上路了，記得安全帶

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‪佐敦范德南

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‪啦…

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‪啦…

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‪又是完美的一天

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‪但我來了，你最好付錢

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‪在帕利的貧民地盤

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‪吉普車裡的怪咖不懂玩

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‪-在帕利的貧民地盤
‪-布琳，不要裝聽不見

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‪-衝浪、飆車，我們嗨翻
‪-好吧

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‪15公里就到加大校園

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‪-夠了
‪-不准碰我的耳機！

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‪妳幹嘛一直聽那些爛東西？

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‪佐敦范德南的音樂不是爛東西
‪你根本沒聽過他的其他好歌

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‪好，還有什麼好歌？

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‪他還沒錄

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‪你一副高高在上的樣子
‪但你只是嫉妒

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‪嫉妒什麼？

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‪佐敦是你同屆的風雲人物，你只是…

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‪唬爛世界中的清流？

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‪對啊，不客氣

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‪你為何討厭所有流行的東西？

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‪不，我討厭的是爛東西

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‪流不流行不關我的事

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‪啦…我是佐敦范德南，去你的！

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{\an8}‪加利高中震撼報告

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‪我是博斯校長，我要宣布
‪今年的畢業舞會主題是“海洋之心”

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‪聽起來其實很不合理
‪因為嚴格來說，我們才有心

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‪海洋沒有心

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‪但這是委員會的決定
‪所以我還是支持

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‪老兄，餅乾都被你吃光了

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‪對啊，所以呢？

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‪-妳那件T恤哪來的？
‪-我找到的

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‪在你的車裡

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‪怎樣？我穿比較好看啊

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‪最好是，我也要偷妳的東西了

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‪這週末要幹嘛？

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‪禮拜五要工作

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‪然後要去新比佛利戲院
‪看兩部王羽的電影，對吧？

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‪我們上週末不是看過了嗎？

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‪不是，那個是王龍威

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‪王羽是台灣人、王龍威是中國人
‪完全不一樣

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‪對，聽起來又是滿身大汗的男人
‪在踢彼此的蛋蛋

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‪去看潔達的樂團表演如何？
‪她要幫摩西碉堡暖場，在門口俱樂部

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‪她上次還想用烏克麗麗打我耶

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‪你說她的歌太矯情又沒新意

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‪是事實啊

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‪我也有稱讚她啊
‪感謝她的歌都不到兩分鐘

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‪天啊，你真的是

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‪她假裝不認識我

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‪因為她覺得你很丟臉啊

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‪嗨，妹妹，妳領到幼幼便當了嗎？

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‪別忘了帶妳的瀉藥

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‪-醫生說妳要正常排毒哦！
‪-閉嘴！

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‪天啊

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‪你很壞，你知道嗎？

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‪妳跟妳爸媽說我們的行程了嗎？

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‪我在想，若我們的出發地
‪從西班牙改成葡萄牙

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‪再往北前進，如何？

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‪不管最後行程如何

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‪只要我來得及8月回來
‪參加新生訓練就好

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‪加大河濱分校？

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‪怎樣？我不用太認真
‪就可以讀得很好

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‪還離樂高樂園很近

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‪我愛死樂高樂園了

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‪樂高樂園附近的
‪是加大聖地牙哥分校吧？

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‪我好像整個搞錯了

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‪好酷，我從沒來過音樂錄影帶片場

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‪妳來應徵看看

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‪進度落後一小時、造型師不幹了
‪我很確定我得了結膜炎

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‪-好噁
‪-佐敦在大的那台拖車

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‪要快點，等下就換他拍了

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‪好，我們要現場直播

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‪等我提示，就按下這個，跟我進去

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‪好，我知道手機怎麼用，謝啦

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‪開拍

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{\an8}‪各位，直播開始了，驚喜也準備好了

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{\an8}‪我們在佐敦的新片拍攝現場
‪好萊塢真是太美了

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{\an8}‪-卡諾加公園
‪-一樣啦！

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{\an8}‪我等不及要看他的表情了！

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{\an8}‪哈囉？

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{\an8}‪哇，他音樂放好大聲

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{\an8}‪他在聽自己的歌嗎？

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{\an8}‪對啊，所以呢？

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{\an8}‪來吧

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‪佐敦？

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‪-佐敦！
‪-柏芝？

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‪-柏芝！
‪-你們在幹嘛？

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‪妳覺得他們在幹嘛？

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‪好，不要反應過度，好嗎？

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‪天啊，我真的很抱歉

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‪我不知道怎麼會這樣

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‪柏芝，我是妳的死忠粉絲

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‪對了，我叫安妮斯頓

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‪妳的名字是安妮斯頓？

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‪是姓啦

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‪妳真是讓家人引以為傲

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‪謝謝妳！

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‪-你這個混蛋！
‪-小芝

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‪我為你做了泡芙塔！

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‪我還用杏仁粉做

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‪讓你不會在拍片時放屁！

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‪你居然這樣對我！

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‪所以你才不讓我來探班嗎？

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‪方便你跟舞者搞在一起？

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‪天啊！

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‪我好像看到佐敦范德南的那根了

193
00:09:17,709 --> 00:09:20,834
‪-安妮斯頓不是名字！
‪-不錯嘛，小佐

194
00:09:21,334 --> 00:09:22,334
‪我恨你！

195
00:09:22,418 --> 00:09:24,459
‪-這一切到底算什麼？
‪-柏芝！

196
00:09:24,543 --> 00:09:25,751
‪我們結束了，好嗎？

197
00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:29,626
‪你知道嗎？你不配擁有我
‪我的愛，和我的泡芙塔

198
00:09:29,709 --> 00:09:31,501
‪-泡芙爛人！
‪-柏芝！

199
00:09:31,584 --> 00:09:32,418
‪幹嘛？

200
00:09:34,293 --> 00:09:35,418
‪妳還在直播

201
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:47,709
‪柏芝，妳還好嗎？今天不去學校？

202
00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:50,293
‪媽，我沒事

203
00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:51,876
‪我只是想自己靜靜

204
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:55,793
‪我還特別把穀片倒進牛奶裡了

205
00:09:55,876 --> 00:09:57,126
‪幸運彩虹穀片？媽…

206
00:09:57,209 --> 00:09:59,918
‪我知道妳已經不吃這個了

207
00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:02,084
‪但妳8歲的時候，吃這個就會很開心

208
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,209
‪聽著，我只是不餓，好嗎？

209
00:10:04,293 --> 00:10:05,209
‪隨便妳

210
00:10:07,918 --> 00:10:09,501
‪哇，有棉花糖

211
00:10:09,584 --> 00:10:11,834
‪-我都忘了有棉花糖
‪-媽

212
00:10:11,918 --> 00:10:13,876
‪別管我，我健康穀片都吃10年了

213
00:10:15,251 --> 00:10:16,084
‪親愛的

214
00:10:16,168 --> 00:10:20,501
‪我知道分手很難受，而且還是第一次

215
00:10:20,584 --> 00:10:22,126
‪不只是分手的問題

216
00:10:22,209 --> 00:10:23,376
‪我被羞辱了

217
00:10:23,459 --> 00:10:26,668
‪我知道現在感覺很像世界末日

218
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:31,501
‪但我非常確定
‪我保證妳一定會沒事的

219
00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:32,584
‪要多久？

220
00:10:33,251 --> 00:10:34,293
‪3個月吧

221
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,543
‪也許1年，最多5年

222
00:10:37,626 --> 00:10:40,543
‪如果這輩子只剩我們兩個共度

223
00:10:40,626 --> 00:10:41,459
‪要怎麼辦？

224
00:10:41,543 --> 00:10:44,918
‪我們就買兩張床、大膽的情侶連身褲

225
00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:46,293
‪還有幾十隻貓

226
00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:47,751
‪很棒吧

227
00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:50,459
‪考慮看看

228
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,501
‪-嗨
‪-妳終於接了，我好擔心

229
00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:55,876
‪我們練舞時很想妳耶

230
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,584
‪抱歉，我有看到妳打來

231
00:10:57,668 --> 00:10:59,043
‪我只是有點…

232
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,168
‪逃避人生？這也怪不了妳

233
00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:05,584
‪我幹嘛要直播啦？
‪而且愛登為何要繼續拍呢？

234
00:11:05,668 --> 00:11:08,584
‪因為妳向來都會直播
‪愛登一定是嚇壞了

235
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,043
‪好吧，至少大家都看到
‪佐敦是個大爛人了

236
00:11:12,126 --> 00:11:13,751
‪對啊，應該吧

237
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,209
‪應該吧？

238
00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:17,668
‪不，我是說，妳說得很對

239
00:11:17,751 --> 00:11:19,709
‪-沒錯
‪-小茵，怎麼了？

240
00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:20,751
‪沒什麼

241
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:24,376
‪只是…我猜妳今天還沒上網

242
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,459
{\an8}‪（這就是現世報
‪#自做甜點不可活）

243
00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:31,918
{\an8}‪（有人要找新舞伴了，哈哈哈哈）

244
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:36,001
{\an8}‪柏芝？哈囉，妳有在聽嗎？

245
00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:37,668
{\an8}‪我要吐了

246
00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:40,834
{\an8}‪-怎麼會這樣？
‪-有些人有一點壞心

247
00:11:40,918 --> 00:11:41,751
{\an8}‪有些人？

248
00:11:43,751 --> 00:11:44,751
{\an8}‪泡泡女孩？

249
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:46,876
{\an8}‪誰是泡泡女孩？

250
00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:48,668
{\an8}‪是妳

251
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,959
{\an8}‪為何我是泡泡…

252
00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:54,293
{\an8}‪我的天啊

253
00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:57,918
{\an8}‪柏芝，聽我說好嗎？
‪一切都會沒事的

254
00:11:58,001 --> 00:11:59,876
{\an8}‪妳在說什麼？我根本是個笑話

255
00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:03,626
{\an8}‪我是個笑哏
‪綽號是噁心的鼻涕，我…

256
00:12:05,084 --> 00:12:06,376
‪-完了
‪-是誰？

257
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,168
‪邦妮薇儂的潔西卡邁爾斯托瑞斯

258
00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:12,876
‪潔西卡！嗨，妳好嗎？

259
00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:15,543
‪妳爆紅了，但方向不對

260
00:12:15,626 --> 00:12:20,001
‪好，所以妳看到影片了
‪雖然有點倒楣…

261
00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:20,918
‪倒楣？

262
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,376
‪我前夫的登山意外才叫倒楣

263
00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:24,709
‪他被熊咬傷了

264
00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:26,501
‪天啊，他還好嗎？

265
00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:27,626
‪比妳好

266
00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:30,626
‪但親愛的，我懂，我能感同身受

267
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,334
‪妳被背叛，受到傷害與羞辱

268
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:34,668
‪所以妳懂我的感受

269
00:12:34,751 --> 00:12:38,959
‪當然，但問題是
‪妳完全失控了，在…

270
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,209
‪很多人面前，我知道

271
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:45,626
‪我的助理統計出來了，217463人

272
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:48,501
‪聽好，我們付錢給妳
‪是因為妳很擅長大改造

273
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:51,001
‪大家會買妳推薦的商品

274
00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,709
‪我沒變呀

275
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:54,293
‪不對，妳現在成了網路迷因

276
00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:55,334
‪妳是泡泡女孩

277
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:58,001
‪鼻涕不符合我們的品牌需求

278
00:12:58,084 --> 00:13:00,376
‪但我相信妳會獲得其他業配

279
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:02,626
‪例如賣抗組織胺的公司？

280
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:08,418
‪等等，妳要取消我的贊助嗎？
‪這樣我上大學會有困難

281
00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,959
‪聽好，大家要的是“柏芝玩美包辦”

282
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:13,793
‪-不是“鼻涕包辦”
‪-我知道我掉了很多粉絲

283
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:17,251
‪但我能把粉絲找回來
‪我只是需要彌補的機會

284
00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:18,293
‪-我可以的
‪-親愛的

285
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:20,209
‪最支持妳的人就是我了

286
00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:22,668
‪沒有人比我更相信妳

287
00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:26,501
‪但在妳扭轉局勢前
‪不要來找我，愛妳哦

288
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,418
‪沒人比我更為柏芝難過

289
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:35,959
‪但不得不說，這也算是她自己造成的

290
00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:37,834
‪妳是說她活該嗎？

291
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,793
‪-佐敦羞辱了她
‪-我沒有說活該

292
00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:44,626
‪但這麼多年來
‪她成績頂尖、有性感男友

293
00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:47,751
‪還是完美網紅、有企業贊助
‪總是會出事的

294
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:50,418
‪-出什麼事？
‪-嗨，柏芝

295
00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:51,334
‪嗨

296
00:13:51,418 --> 00:13:54,001
‪我們以為妳想自己靜一靜

297
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,376
‪不，我沒事了

298
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,334
‪嗨，泡泡女孩

299
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,751
‪-要我幫妳戳破嗎？
‪-滾開，混帳

300
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,001
‪怎麼會這樣

301
00:14:02,084 --> 00:14:03,084
‪我是受害者

302
00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:05,209
‪為何佐敦現在沒有被鄙棄？

303
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:08,959
‪我剛看了一下
‪他的粉絲其實還變多了

304
00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:10,876
‪這太荒謬了

305
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:13,709
‪我是說，他以為他是誰啊？

306
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:16,876
‪我剛認識他時
‪他的真名是佐敦迪克曼

307
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,668
‪膚質超差、髮型根本是悲劇

308
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:21,668
‪天啊，還有他穿的衣服

309
00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:24,918
‪把領子立起來，還戴可怕的繩項鍊

310
00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:28,959
‪他每次開口就只會說
‪“唷唷，怎麼啦？”

311
00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:30,209
‪怎麼啦？

312
00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:34,418
‪天啊，我知道這樣有點自以為
‪但我真的很擅長大改造

313
00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:36,626
‪-沒錯
‪-是我成就了他

314
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,543
‪真的嗎？

315
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,834
‪那妳再重施故技就好啦？

316
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:42,001
‪震撼報告，重大的日子即將到來

317
00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:44,543
‪別忘了上網票選出
‪你的舞會國王和皇后

318
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:46,418
‪這會是他們畢生難忘的榮耀

319
00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:49,668
‪除非他們發生更難忘的事
‪例如吐在舞伴的鞋子裡

320
00:14:49,751 --> 00:14:51,668
‪開玩笑的啦

321
00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:52,584
‪就是這個！

322
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:55,751
‪妳要打造另一個國際知名的自大狂？

323
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:59,168
‪不是，我要打造出下一個舞會國王

324
00:14:59,251 --> 00:15:02,543
‪-只為了惹惱佐敦？
‪-那算是額外的好處

325
00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:04,793
‪我能藉此再次證明

326
00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:08,043
‪任何人事物到了我手上，都能紅起來

327
00:15:08,126 --> 00:15:09,876
‪只要我們成為舞會國王和皇后

328
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:12,334
‪我就會贏回所有粉絲和贊助

329
00:15:12,418 --> 00:15:14,126
‪哇，聽起來真簡單

330
00:15:14,209 --> 00:15:15,376
‪妳覺得我做不到嗎？

331
00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:16,376
‪對啊

332
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:19,001
‪但看妳試試應該會很有趣

333
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,334
‪打賭？

334
00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:22,959
‪不是一般的賭，是那個賭

335
00:15:23,043 --> 00:15:24,918
‪我們常說的那個賭，記得吧？

336
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,626
‪兩位，聽起來有點太偏激了

337
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:31,543
‪-妳確定這是個好主意嗎？
‪-確定，這樣贏的時候會更有趣

338
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,584
‪好吧

339
00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:35,626
‪-好，我同意
‪-很好

340
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:38,876
‪現在我只需要選出適合的人

341
00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:40,626
‪妳？不對哦

342
00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:41,876
‪好玩的來了

343
00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:45,251
‪不能讓妳對自己放水
‪那個沒救的魯蛇，我們來選

344
00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:47,251
‪來吧

345
00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:51,709
‪太完美了

346
00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:53,918
‪盧卡斯弗萊契？他是個罪犯耶

347
00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:56,001
‪他在騙那些可憐的九年級生

348
00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:59,334
‪可能只是羽衣甘藍片
‪大家都知道不能相信他

349
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:00,251
‪真有趣

350
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,793
‪他的車很不錯，有很多女粉絲

351
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,418
‪有些人喜歡那種壞壞的感覺

352
00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:08,334
‪也對

353
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,418
‪-下一位
‪-完全不行

354
00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:13,293
‪各位先生女士，今天我們要研究…

355
00:16:13,376 --> 00:16:15,209
‪-他呢？
‪-胡施巴斯坦？

356
00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:17,709
‪脫掉實驗袍，頭髮抓一下，有機會？

357
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:20,501
‪他才剛把應用程式賣給大型遊戲公司

358
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:23,418
‪他會變暴發戶吧

359
00:16:23,501 --> 00:16:25,251
‪…將兩者混合使用

360
00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:38,209
‪威勒，你在幹嘛啊？

361
00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:41,168
‪拍下這間學校中
‪浪費的人都丟了什麼

362
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,376
‪-所以你正在拍垃圾？
‪-拜託

363
00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:47,126
‪妳看，裡面有一顆完好無缺的橘子

364
00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:51,084
‪旁邊就是數學課本
‪這畫面很有故事性，對吧？

365
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:52,126
‪有嗎？

366
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:54,918
‪那他呢？

367
00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:58,459
‪他叫卡梅什麼的

368
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:00,168
‪威勒，應該吧？

369
00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:03,334
‪我看看，好怪哦，找不到他

370
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:07,209
‪等等，他在2019年
‪發過一條推文，只寫了“不”

371
00:17:07,751 --> 00:17:09,001
‪他好像不存在一樣

372
00:17:09,084 --> 00:17:11,251
‪他看起來好像討厭所有人

373
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,709
‪-除了她
‪-妮莎曼迪安

374
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:16,001
‪-我一直以為他們在交往
‪-我不覺得

375
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:17,293
‪我確定她喜歡女生

376
00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:23,459
‪老兄，不好意思啦！

377
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,584
‪混帳東西！

378
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,001
‪他完全是個大災難

379
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:29,959
‪又怪、又自以為、又反社會

380
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:34,418
‪這下可好了

381
00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:37,376
‪一群混蛋

382
00:17:37,459 --> 00:17:39,418
‪真是夠了，我們得找他們算帳

383
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:40,751
‪-不要
‪-我受夠他們了

384
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:43,543
‪-他們無法控制自己的爬蟲腦
‪-你認真嗎？

385
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:45,876
‪而且我自認為是和平主義者

386
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,834
‪抱歉，你嗎？和平主義者？

387
00:17:47,918 --> 00:17:51,376
‪我有時候可能有點激進

388
00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:52,918
‪有時候？

389
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,959
‪老兄，把衣服穿上

390
00:17:57,668 --> 00:18:00,918
‪我不想邊盯著你的內褲
‪邊吃東西，臭傢伙

391
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,126
‪還在裝模作樣，這也叫音樂？別鬧了

392
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,168
‪給我滾下台

393
00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:13,751
‪我不知道，也許可以不要那麼激進？

394
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:17,084
‪不要，他們是人渣
‪我要提醒他們自己有多渣

395
00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:18,876
‪這是我專屬的任務

396
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:35,126
‪小卡，她是柏芝索亞

397
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:38,126
‪你好

398
00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:39,459
‪你是卡梅，對吧？

399
00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:43,501
‪-對，有什麼事嗎？
‪-我是柏芝

400
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,626
‪我們一起上過帕克老師的西班牙文課

401
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,084
‪-記得嗎？
‪-記得

402
00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:50,709
‪-應該吧
‪-你好

403
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:51,959
‪妳好

404
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,418
‪很好玩的課

405
00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:56,418
‪等等，你要去哪裡？

406
00:18:58,459 --> 00:18:59,376
‪我以為妳講完了

407
00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:01,168
‪還沒，抱歉

408
00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,501
‪我只是在想

409
00:19:04,459 --> 00:19:06,168
‪你是攝影師，對吧？

410
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:08,501
‪-對
‪-所以

411
00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:11,251
‪-加利高中的洗車活動是下週…
‪-不要

412
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:14,418
‪-我還沒講完
‪-抱歉，好，請繼續

413
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:17,209
‪-我們需要有人拍照…
‪-不要

414
00:19:18,084 --> 00:19:19,793
‪-是募款活動
‪-好，募什麼款？

415
00:19:19,876 --> 00:19:22,168
‪是癌症研究還是街友？

416
00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:24,043
‪-其實是畢業舞會
‪-好吧

417
00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:27,001
‪好笑嗎？

418
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:31,001
‪不，其實很令人難過，但祝妳順利

419
00:19:31,918 --> 00:19:32,751
‪我的天…

420
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,543
‪很抱歉他這樣對妳

421
00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:36,501
‪他對每個人都這樣

422
00:19:36,584 --> 00:19:39,626
‪-妳怎麼認識他的？
‪-他是我哥，也就只是血緣關係

423
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,876
‪若妳不介意，我不想公開這件事

424
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:43,668
‪抱歉，我應該還不知道…

425
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:45,626
‪布琳威勒，二年級

426
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:48,584
‪我得說，我覺得妳太厲害了

427
00:19:48,668 --> 00:19:52,126
‪妳的遭遇太慘了，佐敦真的是個爛人

428
00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:54,001
‪除非你們要復合？

429
00:19:54,084 --> 00:19:56,209
‪-沒有，沒關係
‪-因為那樣的話…

430
00:19:56,293 --> 00:19:58,293
‪他的確是個爛人

431
00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:00,543
‪妳哥也是嗎？

432
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:03,626
‪他不是爛人

433
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:06,834
‪但他有點不喜歡跟人來往

434
00:20:07,418 --> 00:20:08,334
‪感覺得出來

435
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,584
‪如果他不喜歡人，那他喜歡什麼？

436
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:14,293
‪我想想

437
00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:16,959
‪理論上是攝影

438
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:17,876
‪理論上？

439
00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:20,876
‪沒人看過他拍的照片，所以…

440
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:22,626
‪那音樂呢？

441
00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:25,834
‪他只喜歡怪怪的、舊舊的
‪沒人在聽的那種

442
00:20:25,918 --> 00:20:28,668
‪像是壞頭殼樂團、邪教合唱團

443
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,709
‪只要壞壞的都愛

444
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:32,751
‪那電影呢？

445
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:33,918
‪也一樣

446
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:37,251
‪只要是黑澤明、庫柏力克
‪或功夫之類的，他都愛

447
00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:39,418
‪天啊，聽起來也都差不多

448
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:44,334
‪那妳為什麼突然對我哥這麼有興趣？

449
00:20:44,918 --> 00:20:48,751
‪別誤會，我還是愛他的
‪但那是因為我沒得選

450
00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:51,709
‪應該是因為好奇吧？

451
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:52,709
‪馬

452
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,876
‪-什麼？
‪-他愛馬

453
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:57,918
‪他每天上學前
‪都在威爾羅傑斯公園工作

454
00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:59,668
‪所以他像個牛仔？

455
00:20:59,751 --> 00:21:04,626
‪不，比較像愛馬的女孩
‪他發現獨角獸其實不存在時，還哭了

456
00:21:07,084 --> 00:21:10,001
‪卡梅，真奇怪的巧合

457
00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:15,543
‪我每天早上都在這
‪所以我很確定，奇怪的是妳

458
00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:16,501
‪也對

459
00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:19,126
‪我希望今早能上個騎馬課

460
00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:21,418
‪我想，既然我們是朋友…

461
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:24,168
‪-朋友？
‪-我們唸同一所學校啊

462
00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:26,293
‪妳的定義有點廣，不覺得嗎？

463
00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:30,293
‪我上學前還有很多工作要做…

464
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:33,168
‪我幫你！之後如果有時間

465
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,501
‪就能塞一堂課進來

466
00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:38,543
‪-妳根本不知道工作內容
‪-沒關係，我為你效勞

467
00:21:40,043 --> 00:21:41,668
‪也太多了吧

468
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,293
‪馬都吃什麼啊？

469
00:21:44,376 --> 00:21:48,126
‪那邊那匹，牠叫金寶
‪喜歡吃墨西哥菜

470
00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:49,626
‪吉利喜歡壽司

471
00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:53,751
‪就是馬飼料，乾草、青草之類的

472
00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:57,126
‪牠一定是吃掉了整座足球場

473
00:21:57,793 --> 00:21:58,709
‪妳自己說要幫忙的

474
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:02,293
‪但我開始覺得妳根本沒鏟過屎

475
00:22:02,376 --> 00:22:03,876
‪只有鏟過貓砂盆

476
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:06,751
‪這坨屎比我的貓還大

477
00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:10,584
‪你真的每天上學前都來這？

478
00:22:10,668 --> 00:22:12,584
‪對，從14歲開始

479
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:17,543
‪哇，妳真的要
‪記錄自己鏟完屎的樣子？

480
00:22:17,626 --> 00:22:20,126
‪我什麼都記錄，這是我的工作

481
00:22:20,751 --> 00:22:23,126
‪現在可以上騎馬課了嗎？

482
00:22:24,918 --> 00:22:26,626
‪既然都說好了

483
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,793
‪妳有騎過馬嗎？

484
00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:33,126
‪只有一次，我5歲生日的時候

485
00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:35,793
‪但應該是一隻寶寶馬

486
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,418
‪也可能不是寶寶，總之很小隻

487
00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:40,168
‪那算嗎？

488
00:22:40,251 --> 00:22:43,959
‪妳要說的應該是迷你馬，那不算

489
00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:46,668
‪總之，牠是吉利

490
00:22:46,751 --> 00:22:48,251
‪牠有時候會鬧脾氣

491
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,668
‪-妳在做什麼？
‪-讓牠聞我的手

492
00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:54,418
‪這是跟馬握手的方式
‪我昨晚有做功課

493
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:57,834
‪牠為什麼會這樣？

494
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,626
‪這其實表示牠喜歡妳

495
00:22:59,709 --> 00:23:02,209
‪那牠的直覺很不錯呢

496
00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:03,834
‪對啊

497
00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:06,334
‪騎上去試試看吧，來這邊

498
00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:10,084
‪左腳踩馬鐙，用左手抓住韁繩

499
00:23:10,168 --> 00:23:12,793
‪另一隻腳出力，跨坐上去

500
00:23:15,251 --> 00:23:17,584
‪-我是天生好手，對吧？
‪-還不錯

501
00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:22,209
‪妳認真嗎？

502
00:23:22,293 --> 00:23:24,459
‪-還要拍？
‪-我只是在捕捉這一刻

503
00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:28,043
‪妳非得和500個人分享
‪才能享受這一刻嗎？

504
00:23:28,126 --> 00:23:31,251
‪500？是887132

505
00:23:31,334 --> 00:23:33,709
‪他們不是陌生人，是粉絲

506
00:23:33,793 --> 00:23:35,709
‪粉絲？像邪教那種？

507
00:23:35,793 --> 00:23:37,376
‪不是那種

508
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:41,209
‪他們只是非常愛我
‪完全照我的建議來過生活

509
00:23:42,168 --> 00:23:44,668
‪我在開玩笑，我只是想拍照

510
00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:46,626
‪你也會拍照啊，有什麼差別？

511
00:23:46,709 --> 00:23:48,209
‪太複雜了，無法解釋

512
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:50,043
‪現在下來吧

513
00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:51,584
‪-就這樣？結束了？
‪-不是

514
00:23:51,668 --> 00:23:53,584
‪我要讓妳多練幾次上下馬

515
00:23:53,668 --> 00:23:55,334
‪哦，好啊

516
00:23:56,959 --> 00:23:58,709
‪-哎呀！
‪-等等…

517
00:24:03,793 --> 00:24:05,293
‪有夠噁心！

518
00:24:05,376 --> 00:24:06,668
‪抱歉

519
00:24:06,751 --> 00:24:07,626
‪抱歉我不該笑

520
00:24:07,709 --> 00:24:10,251
‪怎麼會有人下馬這麼不協調

521
00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:12,084
‪妳不是熱舞社的社長嗎…

522
00:24:15,168 --> 00:24:17,376
‪怎樣？都是草而已，對吧？

523
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,751
‪震撼報告，提醒大家
‪要記得買畢業舞會的票

524
00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:26,168
‪熱舞社將會帶來年度表演

525
00:24:26,251 --> 00:24:27,959
‪我還是無法理解這個傳統

526
00:24:28,043 --> 00:24:30,709
‪但這是委員會的決定
‪所以我還是支持

527
00:24:30,793 --> 00:24:33,209
‪…不要從葡萄牙
‪改從阿姆斯特丹出發

528
00:24:33,293 --> 00:24:36,043
‪威勒，晚點再說好嗎？
‪我等下要考法文

529
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:40,001
‪這是我幾個月來
‪看過價格最漂亮的機票，手機給我

530
00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:42,084
‪-你的怎麼了？
‪-妳認真嗎？

531
00:24:42,918 --> 00:24:45,793
‪你對科技的厭惡
‪已經變成一種人格缺陷了

532
00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:46,709
‪你們好

533
00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:49,751
‪妳好？

534
00:24:49,834 --> 00:24:51,751
‪我想謝謝你今早的幫忙

535
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:54,543
‪我的屁股好痛，差點不能走路了

536
00:24:55,168 --> 00:24:56,168
‪有點玩過頭了

537
00:24:56,834 --> 00:24:58,084
‪你要解釋一下嗎？

538
00:24:58,168 --> 00:25:00,376
‪-我只是教她怎麼騎
‪-我想也是

539
00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:02,126
‪騎馬啦

540
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,668
‪算是啦

541
00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:05,376
‪我想表達謝意

542
00:25:05,459 --> 00:25:08,209
‪這週六有一場卡拉OK派對
‪在我朋友奎茵的家

543
00:25:08,293 --> 00:25:11,209
‪我希望能邀請你們來玩

544
00:25:11,793 --> 00:25:14,001
‪-沒關係，我不…
‪-我們會去

545
00:25:14,084 --> 00:25:18,334
‪太好了，卡梅，我再把地址傳給你？

546
00:25:18,418 --> 00:25:20,209
‪威勒的手機是老古董了

547
00:25:20,293 --> 00:25:22,293
‪-就傳給我吧
‪-太棒了，好

548
00:25:23,418 --> 00:25:25,501
‪-好，我們明天見
‪-沒問題

549
00:25:26,668 --> 00:25:27,501
‪搞什麼鬼？

550
00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:30,918
‪你老是說你想展開各種異國冒險之旅

551
00:25:31,001 --> 00:25:34,709
‪那就把這個活動
‪當成在家附近的大冒險吧

552
00:25:54,126 --> 00:25:57,043
‪哇，這是泳池派對耶

553
00:25:57,126 --> 00:26:00,251
‪-你為什麼沒跟我說？
‪-因為沒人跟我說啊

554
00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:03,501
‪我們到底來這幹嘛？走吧

555
00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:04,918
‪等等…

556
00:26:05,001 --> 00:26:08,501
‪我們來吃免費的披薩啊

557
00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:11,043
‪而且他們就是你嘲笑的那種人

558
00:26:11,126 --> 00:26:12,959
‪你難得來到對方的主場

559
00:26:13,043 --> 00:26:16,793
‪-這倒是真的
‪-你看，證據就在眼前，太慘烈了

560
00:26:21,043 --> 00:26:25,501
‪對，她們是便秘嗎？
‪但不知為何，看起來還是很開心

561
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,043
‪太好了！你們來了！

562
00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:28,751
‪對，我們來了

563
00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:31,626
‪對啊，很酷耶
‪妳常參加這種派對嗎？

564
00:26:31,709 --> 00:26:34,626
‪算是畢業舞會的前置作業
‪要先曬美一點

565
00:26:34,709 --> 00:26:38,084
‪但我明年要去紐約唸大學了
‪所以明年不會來了

566
00:26:38,168 --> 00:26:39,709
‪-你們要唸哪？
‪-我的話…

567
00:26:39,793 --> 00:26:42,001
‪我沒有要遵守這套遊戲規則

568
00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:43,293
‪先休息一年嗎？

569
00:26:43,376 --> 00:26:47,168
‪對，沒錯，先休息一年
‪然後再休息一年

570
00:26:47,251 --> 00:26:48,251
‪然後休息一輩子

571
00:26:48,334 --> 00:26:50,501
‪-威勒不相信大學
‪-真的嗎？

572
00:26:50,584 --> 00:26:54,209
‪我相信大學的存在
‪只是覺得很浪費時間和金錢

573
00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:58,501
‪那你決定要唱什麼了嗎？
‪每個人都有必唱的K歌

574
00:26:58,584 --> 00:26:59,668
‪-對吧？
‪-我沒有

575
00:27:00,626 --> 00:27:03,584
‪看樣子，你也沒有要遵守
‪K歌的遊戲規則？

576
00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:12,918
‪哇，謝謝妳們

577
00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:15,834
‪我無法形容自己有多喜歡妳們的演出

578
00:27:15,918 --> 00:27:17,126
‪沒人可以

579
00:27:17,793 --> 00:27:19,251
‪好，接下來換誰？

580
00:27:19,334 --> 00:27:21,043
‪柏芝索亞！

581
00:27:21,126 --> 00:27:23,293
‪換我了，祝我順利吧

582
00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:25,376
‪好，接下來只會更精彩

583
00:27:26,293 --> 00:27:27,376
‪這可不能錯過

584
00:27:45,168 --> 00:27:48,251
‪哇，她幹嘛還要上大學啊

585
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:51,334
‪直接在拉斯維加斯駐唱就好了吧？

586
00:27:58,126 --> 00:27:59,501
‪我的天啊

587
00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:00,418
‪怎樣？

588
00:28:00,501 --> 00:28:01,793
‪你喜歡這種東西？

589
00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:04,001
‪你喜歡她！

590
00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:06,626
‪什麼？我沒有啊！我…

591
00:28:06,709 --> 00:28:08,001
‪天啊，佐敦來了

592
00:28:08,084 --> 00:28:09,418
‪有沒有搞錯啊？

593
00:28:09,501 --> 00:28:12,584
‪什麼？我有邀他
‪但沒想到那個女的也會來

594
00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:25,001
‪怎麼了？

595
00:28:25,501 --> 00:28:29,209
‪佐敦是她的前男友
‪他在幾億人面前羞辱了她

596
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:34,334
‪天啊，她要死在上面了

597
00:28:34,876 --> 00:28:35,709
‪等等，威勒

598
00:28:36,293 --> 00:28:40,126
‪你最好不要去！
‪威勒，你的點子爛透了！

599
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,168
‪威勒，還真有你的

600
00:28:55,293 --> 00:28:57,043
‪-我們賭的那個男的？
‪-對

601
00:28:57,126 --> 00:28:58,501
‪那傢伙是誰？

602
00:29:08,501 --> 00:29:10,376
‪他們其實還蠻會唱的

603
00:29:26,001 --> 00:29:27,584
‪-大家都拍到了
‪-大家都拍到了

604
00:29:28,084 --> 00:29:30,751
‪-真的很棒
‪-對啊，很好聽吧？

605
00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:33,959
‪謝謝你救了我一個大忙
‪我是說，幫了我一條小命

606
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:36,043
‪不對，是救了我一條小命

607
00:29:38,751 --> 00:29:41,834
‪我很確定，他們在提醒我該叫車了

608
00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:45,084
‪不用，沒關係，我們載妳

609
00:29:45,168 --> 00:29:47,501
‪-是嗎？
‪-對啊，完全沒問題

610
00:29:48,001 --> 00:29:50,376
‪-我可以帶點肯德基走嗎？
‪-沒問題

611
00:29:51,126 --> 00:29:52,001
‪太好了

612
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:54,001
‪再見

613
00:29:56,126 --> 00:30:00,459
‪你真的應該再考慮一下
‪不唱歌太可惜了

614
00:30:00,543 --> 00:30:02,334
‪你的聲音太好聽了

615
00:30:02,418 --> 00:30:04,626
‪卡梅唱過歡樂合唱團，怎樣？

616
00:30:04,709 --> 00:30:06,043
‪這算秘密嗎？

617
00:30:06,126 --> 00:30:07,376
‪歡樂合唱團？

618
00:30:07,459 --> 00:30:10,251
‪-高中嗎？我不記得我們學校有…
‪-不是…

619
00:30:10,334 --> 00:30:12,584
‪是我之前在懷俄明州的學校

620
00:30:12,668 --> 00:30:15,293
‪只能選美式足球、推牛

621
00:30:15,376 --> 00:30:17,376
‪-或歡樂合唱團，對
‪-或歡樂合唱團？

622
00:30:17,876 --> 00:30:19,668
‪原來如此，我家到了

623
00:30:23,501 --> 00:30:24,459
‪妳住這？

624
00:30:24,543 --> 00:30:27,418
‪我有親戚住這
‪她叫凱雅梅漢，她是三年級…

625
00:30:27,501 --> 00:30:29,709
‪我其實剛搬來，還沒見過鄰居

626
00:30:29,793 --> 00:30:32,001
‪謝謝你載我一趟

627
00:30:32,084 --> 00:30:34,209
‪也謝謝你們今天來玩

628
00:30:34,293 --> 00:30:38,251
‪希望你們不會覺得很…奇怪

629
00:30:38,334 --> 00:30:40,251
‪沒關係，我們見怪不怪

630
00:30:41,001 --> 00:30:42,918
‪-好吧，那回頭見
‪-再見

631
00:30:43,001 --> 00:30:44,626
‪-嘿，小芝
‪-怎麼了？

632
00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:47,126
‪我必須說，雖然妳超級辣

633
00:30:47,209 --> 00:30:50,084
‪但妳一點都不賤，跟我想的不一樣

634
00:30:51,084 --> 00:30:53,918
‪-謝囉？
‪-但卡梅就像是我的兄弟

635
00:30:54,001 --> 00:30:57,793
‪所以我得說
‪若妳做出任何傷害他的事

636
00:30:57,876 --> 00:31:00,668
‪我會把泡芙塔
‪砸在妳的泡芙臉上，懂了嗎？

637
00:31:01,501 --> 00:31:03,418
‪-好
‪-別忘囉！

638
00:31:04,876 --> 00:31:06,126
‪我真的很喜歡她！

639
00:31:08,209 --> 00:31:09,959
‪看看是誰醒了

640
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:11,876
‪你週六過得如何？

641
00:31:12,459 --> 00:31:13,543
‪還行吧，怎麼了？

642
00:31:13,626 --> 00:31:16,251
‪你有做什麼有趣的事嗎？

643
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:18,001
‪沒有吧

644
00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:23,168
‪260幾萬的抖音觀眾可不這麼想

645
00:31:25,209 --> 00:31:26,084
‪你開什麼玩笑？

646
00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:29,709
‪你和柏芝索亞約會，居然沒跟我說？

647
00:31:29,793 --> 00:31:31,043
‪我保證，那不是約會

648
00:31:31,126 --> 00:31:33,334
‪整件事只是陰錯陽差

649
00:31:33,418 --> 00:31:37,543
‪她比你有魅力多了
‪像她這樣的人，願意花時間在你身上

650
00:31:37,626 --> 00:31:39,584
‪你就大方宣稱這是場約會吧

651
00:31:41,959 --> 00:31:44,334
‪說曹操，曹操到

652
00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:46,209
‪-嗨，柏芝
‪-布琳

653
00:31:46,293 --> 00:31:47,959
‪嗨，抱歉打擾妳了

654
00:31:48,043 --> 00:31:50,501
‪但我昨天好像有東西
‪忘在你哥的車上了

655
00:31:50,584 --> 00:31:53,418
‪-我沒有他的手機號碼
‪-好，沒問題

656
00:31:53,501 --> 00:31:55,501
‪我們剛剛才聊到妳

657
00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:57,626
‪他就在我面前，妳要跟他聊嗎？

658
00:31:57,709 --> 00:32:00,126
‪我想說，我就現在過去拿

659
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,418
‪好啊，妳什麼時候要來？

660
00:32:03,793 --> 00:32:05,376
‪哦，真的是現在

661
00:32:05,459 --> 00:32:07,168
‪好，等一下哦

662
00:32:07,876 --> 00:32:09,001
‪你不換個衣服嗎？

663
00:32:13,043 --> 00:32:14,293
‪嗨，潔西卡

664
00:32:14,376 --> 00:32:15,209
‪嗨，柏芝

665
00:32:15,293 --> 00:32:18,418
‪我看到了妳的對唱，260萬次觀看

666
00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:21,168
‪那個新來的是誰？
‪有點不修邊幅，但還算可愛

667
00:32:21,251 --> 00:32:25,584
‪-等著看我幫他大改造吧
‪-我洗耳恭聽

668
00:32:25,668 --> 00:32:28,251
‪我要讓他比佐敦范德南還紅

669
00:32:28,334 --> 00:32:31,251
‪真的嗎？若妳成功的話
‪我們就能續談合作了

670
00:32:31,334 --> 00:32:32,876
‪但眼見為憑囉

671
00:32:32,959 --> 00:32:34,584
‪-愛妳哦
‪-愛妳！

672
00:32:36,834 --> 00:32:37,709
‪再次感謝你

673
00:32:37,793 --> 00:32:40,376
‪這些東西老是掉出包包

674
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,668
‪沒關係

675
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,959
‪既然我都來了，我想是不是…

676
00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:46,918
‪-那些是什麼？
‪-爸爸寄的，剛到

677
00:32:47,876 --> 00:32:50,084
‪-太好了
‪-禮物嗎？是什麼的禮物？

678
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:51,668
‪沒什麼，太蠢了

679
00:32:51,751 --> 00:32:55,543
‪我們的爸爸住在瑞典
‪他每年都會寄一年份的禮物

680
00:32:55,626 --> 00:32:59,084
‪像是聖誕節加光明節
‪還有我們的生日，一次送完

681
00:32:59,168 --> 00:33:00,334
‪他認真嗎？

682
00:33:00,418 --> 00:33:01,418
‪門擋？

683
00:33:01,918 --> 00:33:06,876
‪著色本、樂高，還有瑞典的芭比娃娃

684
00:33:06,959 --> 00:33:09,001
‪很棒的禮物啊，妳還8歲的話

685
00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:10,334
‪至少他有努力了

686
00:33:10,418 --> 00:33:11,501
‪-我不同意
‪-那個…

687
00:33:11,584 --> 00:33:13,709
‪重點是心意嘛，對吧？

688
00:33:14,751 --> 00:33:18,126
‪-我不該多嘴
‪-妳還需要什麼嗎？

689
00:33:18,209 --> 00:33:21,334
‪有，我希望你能再幫我上一堂騎馬課

690
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:23,293
‪-什麼時候？
‪-現在？

691
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,459
‪現在？

692
00:33:25,668 --> 00:33:28,334
‪好，妳很幸運，我正要去馬廄那邊

693
00:33:28,418 --> 00:33:31,251
‪我以為你會陪我看
‪《警網急先鋒》的連播

694
00:33:31,334 --> 00:33:32,293
‪抱歉，外婆

695
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:34,668
‪沒關係，我先看，不等你了

696
00:33:35,418 --> 00:33:37,751
‪湯姆謝立克沒在等人的

697
00:33:39,334 --> 00:33:40,543
‪我們該走了

698
00:33:41,334 --> 00:33:42,376
‪兩位，再見囉

699
00:33:44,876 --> 00:33:46,834
‪我開始上手了，對吧？

700
00:33:46,918 --> 00:33:49,168
‪只是需要花點時間練習而已

701
00:33:49,251 --> 00:33:51,168
‪大家都太急躁了

702
00:33:51,959 --> 00:33:54,543
‪-那你就不急躁嗎？
‪-什麼意思？

703
00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:58,043
‪不知道，你好像急著想從高中畢業

704
00:33:58,626 --> 00:33:59,584
‪這倒是真的

705
00:34:00,376 --> 00:34:04,459
‪我本來也很想趕快畢業
‪但現在我的贊助沒了

706
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,668
‪我連學費湊不湊得出來都不知道

707
00:34:07,751 --> 00:34:09,126
‪天啊，真慘

708
00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:10,293
‪我很遺憾

709
00:34:10,376 --> 00:34:12,043
‪我是想到處走走，不用花到太多錢

710
00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:15,709
‪盡量多到世界各地看看，多拍些照片

711
00:34:16,209 --> 00:34:18,168
‪聽起來其實很棒

712
00:34:18,251 --> 00:34:20,084
‪我也希望有一天能去旅行

713
00:34:20,168 --> 00:34:21,918
‪我一直想去巴黎看看

714
00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:24,168
‪妳是說，妳想在巴黎自拍

715
00:34:24,251 --> 00:34:26,001
‪好讓粉絲知道妳去過了嗎？

716
00:34:26,084 --> 00:34:30,459
‪那我應該跟你一樣
‪拍一大堆照片，但都不給別人看？

717
00:34:30,543 --> 00:34:32,918
‪等等，妳怎麼知道…

718
00:34:33,001 --> 00:34:34,001
‪布琳跟我說的

719
00:34:34,501 --> 00:34:37,001
‪如果黛安阿勃絲和安塞爾亞當斯

720
00:34:37,084 --> 00:34:39,584
‪都只躲在暗房的話，還會出名嗎？

721
00:34:40,876 --> 00:34:41,709
‪怎樣？

722
00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:44,584
‪我很意外，妳居然知道那些名字

723
00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:46,876
‪所以，可以嗎？

724
00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:48,793
‪-可以什麼？
‪-你的照片啊

725
00:34:49,376 --> 00:34:50,584
‪我什麼時候能看？

726
00:34:51,168 --> 00:34:52,459
‪永遠不行

727
00:34:52,543 --> 00:34:56,043
‪拜託，給我看你的，我給你看我的

728
00:34:56,126 --> 00:34:57,626
‪妳的早就被大家看光了

729
00:34:58,834 --> 00:35:02,043
‪抱歉，沒想到這句話聽起來這麼色

730
00:35:03,459 --> 00:35:05,126
‪我只是比較低調而已

731
00:35:05,209 --> 00:35:07,834
‪但如果妳真的想知道我在幹嘛…

732
00:35:07,918 --> 00:35:08,751
‪想

733
00:35:09,418 --> 00:35:10,251
‪好吧

734
00:35:11,668 --> 00:35:13,668
‪妳真的沒來過聯合車站？

735
00:35:14,334 --> 00:35:16,584
‪我本來連聯合車站在哪都不知道

736
00:35:16,668 --> 00:35:17,793
‪很糟嗎？

737
00:35:18,459 --> 00:35:19,584
‪對，有點

738
00:35:20,626 --> 00:35:23,668
‪看起來像是很經典的復古車站

739
00:35:23,751 --> 00:35:26,584
‪這座車站其實還在運作

740
00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:28,793
‪還有人在搭車哦

741
00:35:32,418 --> 00:35:35,501
‪而且妳看起來
‪不像會搭大眾交通工具的人

742
00:35:36,126 --> 00:35:37,459
‪我搭便車上學

743
00:35:37,543 --> 00:35:39,043
‪搭妳朋友的豪車

744
00:35:40,251 --> 00:35:41,209
‪嗨，卡希爾先生

745
00:35:41,293 --> 00:35:43,459
‪-嗨，小卡
‪-這裡太棒了

746
00:35:43,959 --> 00:35:46,709
‪我都沒來過
‪應該是因為市中心總是人擠人

747
00:35:46,793 --> 00:35:50,168
‪街頭攝影的重點就是人潮
‪人多才容易融入

748
00:35:50,251 --> 00:35:52,501
‪大家被拍不會介意嗎？

749
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,918
‪看情況，我有時候
‪會徵求對方同意，不一定

750
00:35:56,001 --> 00:35:59,709
‪拍久了，就會知道何時能拍…

751
00:36:02,668 --> 00:36:04,418
{\an8}‪我把相機塞進你屁股哦！

752
00:36:04,501 --> 00:36:05,959
{\an8}‪以及何時該逃跑

753
00:36:07,293 --> 00:36:09,043
‪吉恩，謝啦，給妳

754
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,876
‪吉恩的巧克力榛果拿鐵超好喝

755
00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,584
‪等等，你在笑耶？

756
00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:21,251
‪怎樣啦？

757
00:36:21,334 --> 00:36:23,751
‪不知道，我沒看過你這樣

758
00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:24,959
‪什麼意思？

759
00:36:25,043 --> 00:36:31,251
‪你在學校真的很沉默寡言

760
00:36:31,334 --> 00:36:35,001
‪但在馬廄或出來拍照時…

761
00:36:35,084 --> 00:36:40,793
‪可能是因為離開學校，就沒人
‪會在我的車門上刮字寫“魯蛇”

762
00:36:40,876 --> 00:36:42,876
‪或把胎豬塞進我的背包

763
00:36:43,376 --> 00:36:44,376
‪天啊

764
00:36:44,459 --> 00:36:45,543
‪對啊

765
00:36:45,626 --> 00:36:46,501
‪沒差啦

766
00:36:47,001 --> 00:36:50,501
‪所謂高中生
‪就是一群膽小鬼在裝模作樣

767
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,209
‪但妳看這裡

768
00:36:53,293 --> 00:36:54,668
‪這裡是真實的

769
00:36:55,751 --> 00:36:56,793
‪跟馬一樣

770
00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:59,251
‪整個動物界中，最厲害的測謊者

771
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,251
‪那吉利呢？

772
00:37:02,084 --> 00:37:03,543
‪牠有覺得我一派胡言嗎？

773
00:37:03,626 --> 00:37:05,459
‪我都帶妳來這了，妳說呢？

774
00:37:07,751 --> 00:37:10,251
‪很遺憾聽到你在學校這麼不順利

775
00:37:10,334 --> 00:37:12,959
‪要是我的話，也會急著想畢業

776
00:37:13,043 --> 00:37:16,043
‪我願意唸高中只是不想讓我外婆氣死

777
00:37:16,126 --> 00:37:18,584
‪對了，你和布琳怎麼是和她一起住？

778
00:37:18,668 --> 00:37:20,084
‪抱歉，如果這…

779
00:37:20,168 --> 00:37:21,626
‪不會…沒關係

780
00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:24,668
‪我們的爸爸住在瑞典，這妳知道了

781
00:37:24,751 --> 00:37:25,709
‪那是他的選擇

782
00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:27,959
‪我們的媽媽走了之後…

783
00:37:28,459 --> 00:37:31,376
‪我真的很遺憾

784
00:37:31,459 --> 00:37:33,209
‪4年前的事了

785
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,209
‪飛機失事

786
00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:38,459
‪她在跟馬克斯約會
‪一個會開小飛機的男的

787
00:37:39,418 --> 00:37:43,334
‪某個週六早上，他們要從拉勒米回來

788
00:37:44,751 --> 00:37:45,584
‪然後…

789
00:37:46,876 --> 00:37:48,293
‪你一定很想她

790
00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:50,918
‪對，我媽很棒

791
00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:56,084
‪其實這台相機就是她給我的

792
00:37:56,168 --> 00:37:58,168
‪所以你才這麼愛它

793
00:37:58,251 --> 00:38:00,584
‪對啊，那妳的家人呢？

794
00:38:00,668 --> 00:38:02,834
‪我爸媽離婚了

795
00:38:03,501 --> 00:38:04,334
‪了解

796
00:38:05,126 --> 00:38:08,459
‪我爸和他的新家人住在佛州

797
00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,543
‪我和我媽住在這

798
00:38:10,626 --> 00:38:14,168
‪-她是做什麼的？
‪-她是護士

799
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,001
‪我沒跟別人說過這件事

800
00:38:17,084 --> 00:38:21,001
‪她拼命工作，就為了給我最好的

801
00:38:21,626 --> 00:38:24,793
‪有時候，我很怕自己無以回報

802
00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:28,376
‪-嘿，我有說你可以拍嗎？
‪-沒有

803
00:38:28,459 --> 00:38:30,376
‪這才叫生活照啊

804
00:38:30,459 --> 00:38:32,293
‪如果妳知道我要拍

805
00:38:32,418 --> 00:38:36,126
‪就會開始弄頭髮，然後嘟嘴

806
00:38:36,209 --> 00:38:38,459
{\an8}‪對，就是這樣

807
00:38:38,543 --> 00:38:41,751
{\an8}‪（我們打的賭呢？
‪準備要刺上“魯蛇”了嗎？）

808
00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:44,209
{\an8}‪（怎麼了，妳怕了嗎？）

809
00:38:45,376 --> 00:38:47,418
{\an8}‪是緊急訊息嗎？

810
00:38:48,501 --> 00:38:49,334
‪抱歉

811
00:38:50,084 --> 00:38:50,959
‪看情況

812
00:38:51,043 --> 00:38:52,709
‪-你下週末有空嗎？
‪-要幹嘛？

813
00:38:52,793 --> 00:38:56,168
‪我朋友愛登生日，她要辦主題派對

814
00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:57,751
‪好，主題是什麼？

815
00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:00,293
‪“費茲傑羅風華”，就是《大亨小傳》

816
00:39:00,376 --> 00:39:04,459
‪她知道書中的那些派對
‪象徵上層階級的膚淺，對吧？

817
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,834
‪很可惜，就是這樣才好玩

818
00:39:05,918 --> 00:39:07,834
‪-好
‪-所以你說呢？

819
00:39:07,918 --> 00:39:09,876
‪-要一起裝闊一下嗎？
‪-好

820
00:39:09,959 --> 00:39:11,418
‪我能帶人去嗎？

821
00:39:11,501 --> 00:39:13,584
‪沒問題，想帶誰來都可以

822
00:39:13,668 --> 00:39:16,418
‪天啊！我居然會說出這種話

823
00:39:16,501 --> 00:39:18,001
‪但我哥真是史上最棒

824
00:39:18,084 --> 00:39:19,959
‪他有時候還不錯

825
00:39:20,043 --> 00:39:21,959
‪好，主題是繁華的1920年代

826
00:39:22,043 --> 00:39:24,084
‪所以有幾百萬種選擇

827
00:39:24,168 --> 00:39:27,084
‪對，但我們只會
‪試個三套之類的，對吧？

828
00:39:27,168 --> 00:39:28,584
‪別聽他的

829
00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:31,334
‪他從2017年起，就只有三件格紋襯衫

830
00:39:31,418 --> 00:39:32,876
‪至少我會輪著穿

831
00:39:32,959 --> 00:39:33,918
‪我懂了

832
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:35,334
‪你有自己習慣的穿搭

833
00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:39,251
‪但就像我常跟粉絲說的
‪有時候，要學著與大膽同行

834
00:39:39,793 --> 00:39:43,793
‪妳真的會說這種話？
‪說出口？當著大家的面？

835
00:39:43,876 --> 00:39:44,793
‪來啦

836
00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:30,793
‪你現在還是覺得不好玩嗎？

837
00:40:30,876 --> 00:40:31,834
‪不好玩

838
00:40:32,459 --> 00:40:33,834
‪好啦，沒那麼糟

839
00:40:33,918 --> 00:40:38,168
‪大概介於拔智齒
‪跟去年的哈利斯泰爾斯演唱會之間

840
00:40:38,251 --> 00:40:40,668
‪等等，你去看了哈利斯泰爾斯？

841
00:40:40,751 --> 00:40:42,001
‪我生日，他帶我去的

842
00:40:42,084 --> 00:40:43,918
‪也太貼心了吧！

843
00:40:44,001 --> 00:40:45,376
‪好，重點是

844
00:40:45,459 --> 00:40:47,793
‪衣服買到了，完工了，對吧？

845
00:40:50,418 --> 00:40:51,459
‪天啊，還要幹嘛？

846
00:40:52,084 --> 00:40:56,376
‪-這真的有必要嗎？
‪-造型要做完整，對吧？

847
00:40:56,459 --> 00:40:57,668
‪當然囉

848
00:40:57,751 --> 00:40:59,168
‪給我出去，現在

849
00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,084
‪-好啦
‪-好

850
00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:04,626
‪現在最重要的事，就是要相信我

851
00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:05,918
‪妳有經驗嗎？

852
00:41:06,001 --> 00:41:07,543
‪我做過好幾千遍了

853
00:41:07,626 --> 00:41:09,376
‪真假？妳幫男人刮過鬍子？

854
00:41:09,459 --> 00:41:11,418
‪抱歉，聽不到

855
00:41:33,251 --> 00:41:35,084
‪他居然願意照妳的話做

856
00:41:35,168 --> 00:41:36,251
‪他一定很喜歡妳

857
00:41:36,959 --> 00:41:39,209
‪沒有…我只是很會說服人

858
00:41:39,293 --> 00:41:40,418
‪裡面的如何了？

859
00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,418
‪真的是一言難盡

860
00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:44,459
‪拜託，趕快出來啦

861
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:45,376
‪好啦

862
00:42:02,168 --> 00:42:04,251
{\an8}‪天啊，妳好厲害

863
00:42:04,334 --> 00:42:05,793
‪感覺如何？

864
00:42:05,876 --> 00:42:07,918
‪很像剛剛輸了國標舞比賽

865
00:42:08,501 --> 00:42:10,793
‪如果我不清楚狀況

866
00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,709
‪你也不是我哥的話

867
00:42:12,793 --> 00:42:15,209
‪我會覺得你蠻性感的

868
00:42:15,793 --> 00:42:16,709
‪對吧，柏芝？

869
00:42:18,751 --> 00:42:20,334
‪對啊，沒錯

870
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,084
‪（愛登生日快樂）

871
00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:28,043
‪真低調

872
00:42:29,126 --> 00:42:30,126
‪天啊

873
00:42:30,209 --> 00:42:31,834
‪還帶相機？認真嗎？

874
00:42:32,376 --> 00:42:36,626
‪難得做一次這種事
‪最好也記錄一下，對吧？

875
00:42:36,709 --> 00:42:38,501
{\an8}‪嗨，大家，柏芝玩美包辦

876
00:42:38,584 --> 00:42:41,501
{\an8}‪來到了愛登皮爾斯的18歲生日派對

877
00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:45,209
{\an8}‪如果你還沒注意到
‪今天的主題是“費茲傑羅風華”

878
00:42:45,293 --> 00:42:47,501
{\an8}‪我和我最棒的新朋友來了

879
00:42:47,584 --> 00:42:48,418
{\an8}‪卡梅

880
00:42:49,459 --> 00:42:50,876
{\an8}‪-布琳
‪-嗨，你們好

881
00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:52,043
{\an8}‪還有妮莎

882
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:07,876
‪這太瘋狂了

883
00:43:07,959 --> 00:43:09,918
‪你現在很性感，習慣就好

884
00:43:10,668 --> 00:43:12,709
‪不是，我是在說派對

885
00:43:26,001 --> 00:43:28,168
‪跟她的甜蜜16歲派對比起來
‪這次算小意思了

886
00:43:28,251 --> 00:43:29,501
‪我們去了海灘

887
00:43:30,001 --> 00:43:31,793
‪在中美洲的海島

888
00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:34,168
‪實在太誇張了！

889
00:43:34,251 --> 00:43:35,209
‪-小芝
‪-嗨！

890
00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:39,626
‪嗨，我是愛登

891
00:43:40,209 --> 00:43:41,084
‪壽星女孩

892
00:43:41,168 --> 00:43:42,293
‪我知道，我們見過

893
00:43:42,376 --> 00:43:43,251
‪是哦

894
00:43:43,959 --> 00:43:44,793
‪對耶

895
00:43:44,876 --> 00:43:48,376
‪抱歉，我得問一下，妳喝的是什麼？

896
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,876
‪這是我的生日招牌無酒精調酒

897
00:43:50,959 --> 00:43:54,834
‪裡面有蔓越莓汁
‪新鮮覆盆子，還有櫻桃跳跳糖

898
00:43:54,918 --> 00:43:59,459
‪嗨，我想說聲生日快樂
‪很謝謝妳邀請我來玩

899
00:44:00,043 --> 00:44:01,209
‪抱歉，妳是誰？

900
00:44:01,793 --> 00:44:04,168
‪布琳威勒，我以為我有受邀…

901
00:44:04,251 --> 00:44:07,959
‪我們先去拿點喝的，待會見

902
00:44:08,751 --> 00:44:09,668
‪再見

903
00:44:09,751 --> 00:44:13,626
‪小芝，我不知道
‪妳對那個卡梅做了什麼，但天啊

904
00:44:13,709 --> 00:44:15,043
‪妳對他做了什麼？

905
00:44:15,626 --> 00:44:18,084
‪她指的是他的服裝

906
00:44:18,168 --> 00:44:19,876
‪卡梅自己處理的

907
00:44:20,834 --> 00:44:23,168
‪哇，妳可能會賭贏呢

908
00:44:23,251 --> 00:44:24,918
‪對，妳別搞破壞的話

909
00:44:25,001 --> 00:44:27,668
‪-看看誰會是一輩子的魯蛇
‪-走著瞧

910
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:30,168
‪老兄，安妮斯頓剛剛甩了你?

911
00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:31,626
‪對啊，老兄

912
00:44:32,584 --> 00:44:35,959
‪我正要去接她
‪她傳簡訊給我說，我們結束了

913
00:44:36,043 --> 00:44:39,251
‪她要跟另一個男的
‪去布蘭特里維拉的生日派對

914
00:44:39,334 --> 00:44:40,876
‪好慘啊，老兄

915
00:44:40,959 --> 00:44:42,293
‪那個小妞有夠辣

916
00:44:42,376 --> 00:44:44,834
‪-如果我是你，我也會哭
‪-沒關係

917
00:44:45,459 --> 00:44:47,251
‪我的粉絲喜歡我脆弱的一面

918
00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:52,293
‪-等等，你們沒在錄嗎？
‪-對耶

919
00:44:52,376 --> 00:44:54,001
‪-哎呀，我的錯
‪-天啊

920
00:44:54,084 --> 00:44:56,126
‪拜託你們…好吧，來，我要再拍一次

921
00:44:56,209 --> 00:44:57,376
‪好，你可以的

922
00:45:01,043 --> 00:45:03,584
‪該死，感覺跑掉了
‪你們隨時都要錄啊

923
00:45:03,668 --> 00:45:05,376
‪-我的錯，是我錯了
‪-可以嗎？

924
00:45:05,876 --> 00:45:08,584
‪我還是不敢相信
‪她居然為了一個魯蛇拋棄我

925
00:45:08,668 --> 00:45:10,876
‪他的粉絲數只有318000

926
00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:12,626
‪但他是快艇隊的球員

927
00:45:15,209 --> 00:45:16,626
‪對，那還蠻酷的

928
00:45:30,251 --> 00:45:32,918
‪你該不會是玩得很開心吧？

929
00:45:33,001 --> 00:45:34,084
‪什麼意思？

930
00:45:34,584 --> 00:45:36,376
‪這個派對太荒謬了

931
00:45:36,459 --> 00:45:40,959
‪-你玩得很開心…
‪-可能有一點開心

932
00:45:42,251 --> 00:45:43,209
‪嗨

933
00:45:43,293 --> 00:45:44,501
‪衣服很美

934
00:45:45,626 --> 00:45:47,584
‪沒想到會遇到另一個喬丹貝克

935
00:45:47,668 --> 00:45:49,834
‪黛西被過譽了

936
00:45:49,918 --> 00:45:50,834
‪沒錯

937
00:45:51,418 --> 00:45:55,418
‪天啊，我看起來像是妳改造前的樣子

938
00:45:55,501 --> 00:45:57,001
‪別鬧了，妳很好看

939
00:45:57,876 --> 00:45:59,918
‪妳有參加我的卡拉OK派對

940
00:46:00,001 --> 00:46:03,084
‪對，我就是那個沒帶泳衣的人

941
00:46:03,168 --> 00:46:06,751
‪-對，抱歉那天場面有點怪
‪-沒關係，我們見怪不怪

942
00:46:08,459 --> 00:46:09,293
‪天啊

943
00:46:10,043 --> 00:46:12,209
‪冰塊裡也有？

944
00:46:12,293 --> 00:46:15,501
‪來吧，我知道
‪沒有跳跳糖的飲料放在哪

945
00:46:15,584 --> 00:46:16,959
‪-謝謝妳
‪-走吧

946
00:46:18,168 --> 00:46:19,376
‪嘿，是妳

947
00:46:20,793 --> 00:46:22,918
‪等等…連招呼都不打？

948
00:46:23,001 --> 00:46:23,876
‪見鬼了

949
00:46:23,959 --> 00:46:25,543
‪你現在是安妮斯頓的問題了

950
00:46:25,626 --> 00:46:28,668
‪妳還在生氣？那是兩週前的事了

951
00:46:29,626 --> 00:46:31,543
‪-嘿
‪-喂！搞什麼鬼？

952
00:46:31,626 --> 00:46:33,334
‪抱歉，我還有話要跟妳說

953
00:46:33,418 --> 00:46:34,793
‪-什麼？
‪-我不知道

954
00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:36,501
‪我很抱歉

955
00:46:37,084 --> 00:46:39,209
‪而且她是對的

956
00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:40,709
‪-誰？
‪-安妮斯頓

957
00:46:41,418 --> 00:46:43,668
‪她說我還沒忘了妳

958
00:46:43,751 --> 00:46:46,918
‪而且她說的沒錯

959
00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:49,293
‪小芝，我們屬於彼此

960
00:46:50,001 --> 00:46:52,876
‪妳想想，禮拜一要提名

961
00:46:52,959 --> 00:46:56,084
‪若我們贏了舞會國王和皇后
‪粉絲會超開心

962
00:46:56,168 --> 00:46:57,293
‪我不在乎！

963
00:46:58,459 --> 00:47:01,918
‪對了，帕利根本沒有貧民地盤

964
00:47:02,001 --> 00:47:04,376
‪你跟葛妮絲派特洛住同一區

965
00:47:05,293 --> 00:47:09,709
‪天啊，妳把我的西瓜汁打翻了
‪那是最後一罐了

966
00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:11,251
‪現在只剩下芒果了

967
00:47:11,334 --> 00:47:14,126
‪我討厭芒果，味道很噁

968
00:47:14,793 --> 00:47:15,626
‪嗨

969
00:47:16,418 --> 00:47:17,876
‪沒事吧？

970
00:47:18,834 --> 00:47:22,543
‪沒事…我剛打翻了飲料

971
00:47:22,626 --> 00:47:26,084
‪但我正要再去拿一杯

972
00:47:27,293 --> 00:47:29,751
‪妳想跟我一起去嗎？

973
00:47:31,084 --> 00:47:31,959
‪沒問題

974
00:47:33,001 --> 00:47:33,834
‪走吧

975
00:47:37,876 --> 00:47:41,418
‪好，你拍夠了，反正沒人會看到

976
00:47:41,501 --> 00:47:43,168
‪我有個更好的點子，來吧

977
00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:45,293
‪拍照亭？妳認真嗎？

978
00:47:45,376 --> 00:47:47,876
‪來啦，我想看你嘟嘴

979
00:47:49,043 --> 00:47:50,709
‪讓我見識一下吧

980
00:47:53,834 --> 00:47:55,376
‪拜託，你不該看我

981
00:47:55,459 --> 00:47:56,918
‪-你應該要擺姿勢
‪-抱歉

982
00:47:57,001 --> 00:48:01,168
‪可能是因為妳扮醜的樣子太迷人了

983
00:48:01,251 --> 00:48:02,751
‪所以你討厭這樣？

984
00:48:02,834 --> 00:48:06,126
‪沒錯，但要弄得這麼醜一定很難

985
00:48:06,209 --> 00:48:08,293
‪因為妳就是這麼…

986
00:48:09,293 --> 00:48:10,126
‪什麼？

987
00:48:10,918 --> 00:48:11,751
‪這麼美

988
00:48:15,376 --> 00:48:17,751
‪好，大家，請在大蛋糕這邊集合

989
00:48:17,834 --> 00:48:19,876
‪一起為愛登唱生日快樂歌

990
00:48:19,959 --> 00:48:23,251
‪祝妳生日快樂…

991
00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:24,168
‪別鬧了

992
00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:26,084
‪好痛！

993
00:48:26,626 --> 00:48:28,001
‪滾開，混蛋！

994
00:48:29,418 --> 00:48:30,876
‪嘿，布琳，怎麼了？

995
00:48:30,959 --> 00:48:32,876
‪妳幹嘛這麼大驚小怪？

996
00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:34,834
‪-又沒什麼
‪-那叫沒什麼？

997
00:48:34,918 --> 00:48:37,251
‪-怎麼了？他做了什麼？
‪-她反應過度了

998
00:48:37,334 --> 00:48:39,543
‪-你給我閉嘴
‪-他問我要不要喝一杯

999
00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:40,876
‪我說好

1000
00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:43,709
‪然後我們去了一個有撞球桌的大房間

1001
00:48:43,793 --> 00:48:46,418
‪-本來只是接吻
‪-看吧？沒什麼

1002
00:48:46,501 --> 00:48:49,834
‪但他得寸進尺，所以我就用撞球打他

1003
00:48:49,918 --> 00:48:52,334
‪-對，很痛
‪-這個爛人渣

1004
00:48:52,418 --> 00:48:55,793
‪-怎樣？難道她是你女友？
‪-她是我妹妹，你這個白痴

1005
00:48:55,876 --> 00:48:57,668
‪如果你敢再碰她一次…

1006
00:48:57,751 --> 00:48:59,626
‪怎樣？要打架嗎？

1007
00:48:59,709 --> 00:49:03,418
‪-來啊，來打啊
‪-你幹嘛脫上衣？

1008
00:49:05,001 --> 00:49:07,834
‪我不知道，關你屁事

1009
00:49:08,668 --> 00:49:10,376
‪-什麼？
‪-卡梅，算了

1010
00:49:10,459 --> 00:49:12,043
‪他不值得

1011
00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:15,043
‪不行，這次不能算了

1012
00:49:16,376 --> 00:49:17,293
‪拜託，卡梅

1013
00:49:17,376 --> 00:49:19,168
‪退後，挪點空間

1014
00:49:19,251 --> 00:49:20,709
‪-佐敦，上吧
‪-你可以的！

1015
00:49:20,793 --> 00:49:22,543
‪要是你敢再接近我妹…

1016
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:23,668
‪怎樣？

1017
00:49:24,501 --> 00:49:25,793
‪很好…

1018
00:49:33,501 --> 00:49:35,043
‪-太好了！
‪-天啊！

1019
00:49:35,126 --> 00:49:36,834
‪王龍威的經典招式

1020
00:49:36,918 --> 00:49:38,126
‪那是什麼鬼？

1021
00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:40,168
‪就是我揍扁你啊

1022
00:49:49,918 --> 00:49:51,876
{\an8}‪-混蛋！
‪-卡梅，夠了！

1023
00:49:51,959 --> 00:49:54,626
‪-老兄，繼續吧
‪-看看我們的壞蛋隊長

1024
00:49:54,709 --> 00:49:56,668
‪看你敢不敢再來一次

1025
00:50:06,334 --> 00:50:08,043
‪太好了！

1026
00:50:09,084 --> 00:50:10,418
‪我還沒準備好！

1027
00:50:10,918 --> 00:50:13,418
‪我要再來一次，不要歡呼了！

1028
00:50:13,501 --> 00:50:14,793
‪卡梅，你太厲害了

1029
00:50:14,876 --> 00:50:16,751
‪-我們去開車吧
‪-好

1030
00:50:16,834 --> 00:50:19,334
‪等等，你該不會是要走了吧？

1031
00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:22,418
‪對，你該走了，但別忘了你的相機

1032
00:50:22,918 --> 00:50:24,001
‪不要！

1033
00:50:25,959 --> 00:50:27,043
‪生日…

1034
00:50:27,126 --> 00:50:28,543
‪爸媽，不是現在！

1035
00:50:29,543 --> 00:50:31,626
‪卡梅，你沒事嗎？我幫你

1036
00:50:33,584 --> 00:50:34,793
‪卡梅！

1037
00:50:36,376 --> 00:50:37,209
‪卡梅

1038
00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:40,584
‪-卡梅，等等
‪-妳想怎樣？

1039
00:50:40,668 --> 00:50:42,668
‪想確定你沒事，你要走…

1040
00:50:42,751 --> 00:50:45,209
‪有個混蛋想侵犯我妹
‪還毀了我媽的相機

1041
00:50:45,293 --> 00:50:46,501
‪妳要我怎樣？

1042
00:50:46,584 --> 00:50:49,709
‪你勇敢對抗佐敦的樣子
‪讓大家都很驚艷

1043
00:50:49,793 --> 00:50:52,668
‪大家是誰？
‪畢業生代表？啦啦隊隊長？

1044
00:50:52,751 --> 00:50:56,084
‪-袋棍球隊的隊長？
‪-卡利高中沒有袋棍球…

1045
00:50:56,168 --> 00:50:58,084
‪柏芝，我到底在這幹嘛？

1046
00:50:58,584 --> 00:51:01,543
‪都同校4年了
‪妳為何突然想搭理我？

1047
00:51:02,126 --> 00:51:03,084
‪我不知道

1048
00:51:03,918 --> 00:51:07,334
‪或許我注意到了
‪你沒讓大家看到的那一面

1049
00:51:07,418 --> 00:51:08,876
‪如果我不想被注意到呢？

1050
00:51:09,668 --> 00:51:12,043
‪那我真的會很傷心

1051
00:51:15,626 --> 00:51:16,709
‪卡梅，拜託

1052
00:51:16,793 --> 00:51:18,168
‪有人傷心了？

1053
00:51:19,376 --> 00:51:21,834
‪看樣子，有人一下子
‪就走出佐敦的陰影了

1054
00:51:21,918 --> 00:51:24,418
‪走進那輛拖車的瞬間
‪我就已經擺脫他了

1055
00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:27,168
‪現在妳愛上我們的小計畫了？

1056
00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:28,959
‪不是那樣

1057
00:51:29,043 --> 00:51:31,126
‪我只是擔心他，好嗎？沒什麼！

1058
00:51:31,209 --> 00:51:32,209
‪妳剛也都看到了

1059
00:51:32,293 --> 00:51:35,418
‪妳是說，妳的三個怪朋友
‪毀了我生日？

1060
00:51:35,501 --> 00:51:37,126
‪很難視而不見

1061
00:51:37,209 --> 00:51:39,293
‪聽著，如果妳現在不想賭了

1062
00:51:39,376 --> 00:51:40,293
‪我可以理解

1063
00:51:40,876 --> 00:51:43,084
‪那傢伙比我們想像的還要沒救

1064
00:51:43,168 --> 00:51:44,001
‪不要

1065
00:51:44,709 --> 00:51:45,668
‪我要賭

1066
00:52:14,876 --> 00:52:15,793
‪很棒的派對

1067
00:52:15,876 --> 00:52:18,709
‪謝啦，但已經結束一陣子了

1068
00:52:18,793 --> 00:52:21,834
‪派對結束了沒，是我說了算

1069
00:52:21,918 --> 00:52:24,209
‪來吧，卡利高中，嗨起來吧！

1070
00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:27,376
‪哦

1071
00:52:28,043 --> 00:52:29,168
‪-真的結束了
‪-對

1072
00:52:30,209 --> 00:52:31,418
‪我的衣服呢？

1073
00:52:32,334 --> 00:52:33,376
‪要衣服幹嘛？

1074
00:52:36,876 --> 00:52:37,709
‪沒錯

1075
00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:58,168
‪大家好

1076
00:52:59,126 --> 00:53:03,709
‪結果，今晚後來不太順利

1077
00:53:05,209 --> 00:53:07,668
‪一開始還蠻好玩的

1078
00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:12,001
‪我在這裡聊了很多自我成長

1079
00:53:13,209 --> 00:53:14,209
‪聊外表

1080
00:53:15,043 --> 00:53:16,084
‪聊態度

1081
00:53:17,418 --> 00:53:18,584
‪但我開始覺得

1082
00:53:18,668 --> 00:53:20,751
‪選對自己周圍的人

1083
00:53:20,834 --> 00:53:22,293
‪似乎更重要

1084
00:53:22,793 --> 00:53:25,293
‪（派對爆紅了！）

1085
00:53:34,626 --> 00:53:39,959
{\an8}‪（我有看到#小卡擊敗佐敦！
‪我們很快就能再談了！愛妳！）

1086
00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:42,126
‪太厲害了！

1087
00:53:42,209 --> 00:53:43,168
‪老兄，不錯哦！

1088
00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:52,293
‪-卡梅！
‪-你太厲害了！

1089
00:53:52,376 --> 00:53:53,751
‪真是太厲害了

1090
00:53:53,834 --> 00:53:55,459
‪嘿，我是塞萊特

1091
00:53:55,543 --> 00:53:58,001
‪我只是想說，雖然我認為

1092
00:53:58,084 --> 00:54:01,418
‪舞會票選完全就是
‪過時的異性戀霸權概念

1093
00:54:01,501 --> 00:54:03,334
‪真要投的話，我一定會投你

1094
00:54:03,418 --> 00:54:04,334
‪投我什麼？

1095
00:54:06,959 --> 00:54:08,418
‪嘿，威勒，這位兄弟

1096
00:54:08,501 --> 00:54:11,084
‪週六夜還真精彩，對吧？

1097
00:54:11,168 --> 00:54:12,751
‪舞會國王候選人

1098
00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:15,376
‪-什麼？
‪-你沒看到嗎？

1099
00:54:15,459 --> 00:54:18,584
‪舞會國王候選人：卡煤威樂

1100
00:54:18,668 --> 00:54:20,001
‪太荒謬了

1101
00:54:20,084 --> 00:54:22,709
‪震撼報告
‪舞會初選出來的候選人如下

1102
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:28,543
‪國王的候選人有
‪佐敦范德南、卡煤威樂？

1103
00:54:28,626 --> 00:54:30,084
‪譚雅，這是在開玩笑嗎？

1104
00:54:30,584 --> 00:54:34,251
‪好，似乎真的有學生叫“卡煤”

1105
00:54:34,334 --> 00:54:36,459
‪那就恭喜他

1106
00:54:36,543 --> 00:54:39,251
‪還有第三位候選人，胡施巴斯坦

1107
00:54:39,793 --> 00:54:42,709
‪-太棒了，耶！
‪-天啊，老兄！

1108
00:54:42,793 --> 00:54:44,543
‪我是這間學校的國王！

1109
00:54:44,626 --> 00:54:46,376
‪胡施巴斯坦！

1110
00:54:46,459 --> 00:54:49,459
‪還好他們完全寫錯你的名字了

1111
00:54:49,543 --> 00:54:53,126
‪你能想像你真的去競選舞會國王嗎？

1112
00:54:58,001 --> 00:54:59,251
‪（佐敦范德南，國王）

1113
00:54:59,334 --> 00:55:01,751
‪佐敦范德南，寶貝！

1114
00:55:01,834 --> 00:55:03,751
{\an8}‪上吧！

1115
00:55:05,584 --> 00:55:07,918
‪說不定可以

1116
00:55:09,376 --> 00:55:10,209
‪索亞

1117
00:55:10,751 --> 00:55:11,584
‪愛登

1118
00:55:12,376 --> 00:55:13,584
‪和佐敦？

1119
00:55:14,376 --> 00:55:16,501
‪這是怎麼回事？

1120
00:55:16,584 --> 00:55:17,959
‪小佐先走囉

1121
00:55:18,543 --> 00:55:20,626
‪舞會皇后選舉
‪妳本來沒對手，對吧？

1122
00:55:20,709 --> 00:55:24,293
‪-情況不一樣囉
‪-拍拍手，大聲說

1123
00:55:24,376 --> 00:55:26,293
‪愛登皮爾斯會令你驕傲

1124
00:55:26,376 --> 00:55:30,043
‪拍拍手，大聲說
‪愛登皮爾斯會令你驕傲

1125
00:55:30,126 --> 00:55:31,209
‪拍手！

1126
00:55:31,293 --> 00:55:33,293
‪-妳要跟我競爭嗎？
‪-拜託

1127
00:55:33,376 --> 00:55:36,334
‪別這麼驚訝，妳認識的人我都認識

1128
00:55:36,418 --> 00:55:40,168
‪唯一的差別是
‪我不像妳剛失去了94000個粉絲

1129
00:55:40,251 --> 00:55:41,251
‪我的天啊

1130
00:55:41,334 --> 00:55:44,293
‪-妳一直在計畫這一切
‪-妳在說什麼？

1131
00:55:44,376 --> 00:55:46,584
‪那天在佐敦的拖車裡，那個直播

1132
00:55:46,668 --> 00:55:48,709
‪-怎麼了？
‪-妳拿著相機

1133
00:55:48,793 --> 00:55:52,251
‪我的整個人生都在崩解
‪但妳還繼續拍

1134
00:55:52,834 --> 00:55:55,209
‪因為妳本來就打算要參選

1135
00:55:56,293 --> 00:55:58,168
‪好吧，或許吧，所以呢？

1136
00:55:58,251 --> 00:56:00,501
‪別假裝妳不會做一樣的事

1137
00:56:00,584 --> 00:56:03,168
‪-但我以為我們是朋友
‪-是啊

1138
00:56:03,251 --> 00:56:06,918
‪世事並非總是表裏如一
‪妳應該很清楚吧？

1139
00:56:07,001 --> 00:56:07,959
‪對啊，沒錯

1140
00:56:08,043 --> 00:56:10,626
‪妳可以不用演了，我們知道妳很窮

1141
00:56:10,709 --> 00:56:12,251
‪-不要說了
‪-拜託

1142
00:56:12,334 --> 00:56:14,293
‪妳真以為妳騙得過我們嗎？

1143
00:56:14,376 --> 00:56:17,543
‪我是說，妳媽是護士，妳買不起車

1144
00:56:17,626 --> 00:56:19,876
‪妳住在克林頓的那間小破屋

1145
00:56:19,959 --> 00:56:21,293
‪-愛登
‪-是的，沒錯

1146
00:56:21,376 --> 00:56:23,668
‪我們知道妳不住在帕利薩德天閣

1147
00:56:23,751 --> 00:56:25,168
‪妳們知道多久了？

1148
00:56:25,918 --> 00:56:27,376
‪不知道耶，大概一年吧？

1149
00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:30,001
‪我們不想傷害妳的感情，所以沒說破

1150
00:56:30,084 --> 00:56:32,459
‪別擔心，我會保守秘密的

1151
00:56:33,084 --> 00:56:34,334
‪如果我想的話

1152
00:56:35,459 --> 00:56:37,418
‪比賽開始囉，泡泡女孩

1153
00:56:38,793 --> 00:56:42,334
‪拍拍手，大聲說
‪愛登皮爾斯會令你驕傲

1154
00:56:42,418 --> 00:56:45,751
‪拍拍手，大聲說
‪愛登皮爾斯會令你驕傲

1155
00:56:45,834 --> 00:56:47,501
‪-我很抱歉
‪-我很抱歉

1156
00:56:47,584 --> 00:56:49,751
‪我說謊是因為，我怕說了實話

1157
00:56:49,834 --> 00:56:51,376
‪妳們就不會喜歡我了

1158
00:56:51,459 --> 00:56:54,418
‪-我覺得很丟臉
‪-我一點都不在乎，好嗎？

1159
00:56:54,501 --> 00:56:57,084
‪我發誓，我不知道她有這種計畫

1160
00:56:57,168 --> 00:57:00,334
‪我不懂，她好像突然變了一個人

1161
00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:03,001
‪是嗎？也許我們現在才看清她

1162
00:57:03,084 --> 00:57:04,918
‪-什麼意思？
‪-聽說她退出熱舞社了

1163
00:57:05,001 --> 00:57:07,001
‪現在和佐敦成立了新的團隊

1164
00:57:07,084 --> 00:57:08,418
‪太誇張了

1165
00:57:10,251 --> 00:57:11,543
‪哇，妳看看妳

1166
00:57:11,626 --> 00:57:12,959
‪-是誰？
‪-沒什麼

1167
00:57:13,043 --> 00:57:14,418
‪-只是蠢事
‪-真的嗎？

1168
00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:17,959
‪-那妳為何臉紅？
‪-我沒有臉紅，只是好笑的訊息而已

1169
00:57:18,043 --> 00:57:21,084
‪-誰的訊息這麼愚蠢又好笑？
‪-妮莎

1170
00:57:21,168 --> 00:57:23,376
‪小茵！太棒了！

1171
00:57:23,459 --> 00:57:25,501
‪我有看到妳們在派對上聊

1172
00:57:25,584 --> 00:57:27,043
‪是啊，她蠻棒的

1173
00:57:27,126 --> 00:57:29,334
‪我在考慮邀請她參加畢業舞會

1174
00:57:29,418 --> 00:57:33,376
‪不會吧，天啊，太好了
‪妳們一定會很登對

1175
00:57:33,459 --> 00:57:35,918
‪-那妳要怎麼問她？
‪-嘿

1176
00:57:37,001 --> 00:57:38,001
‪妳有空嗎？

1177
00:57:38,918 --> 00:57:40,543
‪去吧，我們晚點聊

1178
00:57:41,543 --> 00:57:44,834
‪我以為你再也不想跟我說話了

1179
00:57:44,918 --> 00:57:46,626
‪我很抱歉

1180
00:57:46,709 --> 00:57:49,334
‪我很生氣，但不是妳的錯

1181
00:57:49,418 --> 00:57:51,584
‪我其實有話想跟妳說

1182
00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:53,834
‪嗨，兄弟，你真的是個搖滾巨星

1183
00:57:53,918 --> 00:57:56,001
‪你很激勵人心，想聽首詩嗎？

1184
00:57:57,126 --> 00:57:57,959
‪好啊

1185
00:57:59,418 --> 00:58:00,376
‪卡梅威勒

1186
00:58:00,793 --> 00:58:01,751
‪星際同樂

1187
00:58:01,834 --> 00:58:03,084
‪對抗惡勢力

1188
00:58:03,959 --> 00:58:04,918
‪讓惡棍倒地

1189
00:58:05,668 --> 00:58:06,501
‪卡梅會登基

1190
00:58:07,001 --> 00:58:08,084
‪佐敦變狗熊

1191
00:58:08,168 --> 00:58:10,293
‪卡梅國王，你是我的英雄

1192
00:58:10,376 --> 00:58:11,543
‪對抗強權吧

1193
00:58:11,626 --> 00:58:13,418
‪寫得真好

1194
00:58:14,668 --> 00:58:15,501
‪真值得

1195
00:58:16,001 --> 00:58:17,043
‪好哦

1196
00:58:18,334 --> 00:58:20,334
‪畢業舞會的一切真是有夠荒謬

1197
00:58:20,418 --> 00:58:22,126
‪我懂，很酷吧？

1198
00:58:22,626 --> 00:58:23,709
‪那你覺得呢？

1199
00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:27,084
‪我其實正想跟妳談這件事

1200
00:58:28,168 --> 00:58:30,168
‪但我藝術史的課要遲到了

1201
00:58:31,293 --> 00:58:34,209
‪放學後，妳會方便過來一趟嗎？

1202
00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:37,376
‪-我有東西想給妳看
‪-好啊

1203
00:58:37,459 --> 00:58:38,584
‪-我可以去
‪-太好了

1204
00:58:39,084 --> 00:58:40,084
‪再見

1205
00:58:43,626 --> 00:58:45,418
‪舞會國王的事

1206
00:58:46,209 --> 00:58:48,084
‪我沒想到你真的會有興趣

1207
00:58:48,168 --> 00:58:51,834
‪我其實沒興趣，但我討厭范德南

1208
00:58:51,918 --> 00:58:55,251
‪像他這樣的人到處亂搞
‪卻還是這麼受歡迎

1209
00:58:55,334 --> 00:58:57,793
‪這次不會，只要我插手的話

1210
00:58:57,876 --> 00:59:00,459
‪-聽起來真有自信
‪-我有啊

1211
00:59:00,543 --> 00:59:03,376
‪愛登的派對過後，你真的有了人氣

1212
00:59:03,876 --> 00:59:06,876
‪但你再來要讓大家
‪看到真正的卡梅威勒

1213
00:59:07,501 --> 00:59:10,251
‪說到真正的我，這邊請

1214
00:59:16,626 --> 00:59:19,751
‪天啊，你居然有自己的暗房

1215
00:59:20,251 --> 00:59:21,084
‪對啊

1216
00:59:21,168 --> 00:59:23,459
‪這是我14歲的生日禮物

1217
00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:26,709
‪所以從那之後，你就都在拍照？

1218
00:59:26,793 --> 00:59:29,668
‪算是吧，以前比較像是興趣

1219
00:59:29,751 --> 00:59:31,751
‪但我現在不確定了

1220
00:59:31,834 --> 00:59:35,584
‪有時候會覺得
‪我好像可以一輩子待在這裡

1221
00:59:36,126 --> 00:59:39,001
‪卡梅，你的照片太酷了

1222
00:59:39,584 --> 00:59:42,459
‪你現在為什麼願意讓我看了？

1223
00:59:42,959 --> 00:59:44,793
‪因為妳會一直唸

1224
00:59:45,459 --> 00:59:48,376
‪這樣妳就不會再唸了

1225
00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:51,751
‪你真的很有才華

1226
00:59:51,834 --> 00:59:53,251
‪你看這張，噢！

1227
00:59:54,251 --> 00:59:55,626
‪天啊，我很抱歉

1228
00:59:55,709 --> 00:59:56,543
‪沒…

1229
00:59:57,501 --> 00:59:58,668
‪沒關係

1230
00:59:59,293 --> 01:00:00,168
‪真的

1231
01:00:00,793 --> 01:00:03,334
‪你知道你可以用這個賺錢，對吧？

1232
01:00:03,418 --> 01:00:05,043
‪妳也知道我不在乎錢

1233
01:00:05,126 --> 01:00:08,501
‪就算不賺錢，但像這樣把才華藏起來

1234
01:00:08,584 --> 01:00:10,084
‪你在逃避什麼？

1235
01:00:11,126 --> 01:00:13,251
‪我也可以問妳同樣的問題

1236
01:00:13,334 --> 01:00:14,668
‪什麼意思？

1237
01:00:14,751 --> 01:00:18,543
‪就是這個意思

1238
01:00:20,543 --> 01:00:23,709
‪還有這個

1239
01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:27,001
‪還有這些

1240
01:00:27,501 --> 01:00:30,834
‪睫毛不行，睫毛黏很緊

1241
01:00:44,668 --> 01:00:48,084
‪卡梅，我有件事得告訴你

1242
01:00:48,168 --> 01:00:50,334
‪-我也有事得告訴妳
‪-好

1243
01:00:51,293 --> 01:00:55,168
‪妳問我為什麼邀妳來這

1244
01:00:55,834 --> 01:00:58,334
‪連我外婆都沒進來過

1245
01:00:58,418 --> 01:00:59,584
‪-真的嗎？
‪-對

1246
01:00:59,668 --> 01:01:02,918
‪所以她可能認為我在這裡製毒

1247
01:01:03,709 --> 01:01:05,584
‪那我為什麼會在這？

1248
01:01:06,209 --> 01:01:07,626
‪因為我相信妳

1249
01:01:10,209 --> 01:01:11,376
‪好吧

1250
01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:13,751
‪-那我…
‪-妳還好嗎？

1251
01:01:14,584 --> 01:01:16,793
‪很好，我只是得走了

1252
01:01:17,293 --> 01:01:20,501
‪-而且我浪費你太多時間了
‪-我不覺得

1253
01:01:20,584 --> 01:01:23,709
‪不，我不是那個意思
‪我只是…還要去別的地方

1254
01:01:24,334 --> 01:01:25,959
‪-晚點打給你？
‪-好

1255
01:01:26,793 --> 01:01:27,626
‪沒問題

1256
01:01:35,584 --> 01:01:36,834
‪嘿，妳有空嗎？

1257
01:01:37,668 --> 01:01:39,001
‪有，怎麼了？

1258
01:01:39,084 --> 01:01:42,126
‪我只是想聽聽妳的建議

1259
01:01:42,709 --> 01:01:44,918
‪我們的清流，該不會是

1260
01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:48,126
‪要來探索這個唬爛世界
‪所以需要幫忙吧？

1261
01:01:48,209 --> 01:01:49,043
‪真幽默

1262
01:01:50,001 --> 01:01:50,959
‪是這樣的

1263
01:01:51,959 --> 01:01:55,834
‪跟柏芝的事
‪變得比我想像的還複雜一點

1264
01:01:55,918 --> 01:01:59,459
‪是好的複雜，還是壞的複雜？

1265
01:02:00,001 --> 01:02:04,376
‪因為派對那晚
‪我很確定你們之間有些火花

1266
01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:05,668
‪等等

1267
01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:06,876
‪你們親熱過了嗎？

1268
01:02:06,959 --> 01:02:08,876
‪天啊，還真的有！

1269
01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:12,126
‪沒有…我們沒有親熱，我們…

1270
01:02:12,834 --> 01:02:14,043
‪我們接吻了

1271
01:02:14,918 --> 01:02:16,251
‪我就知道！天啊

1272
01:02:16,334 --> 01:02:18,293
‪事關重大！你邀她參加舞會了嗎？

1273
01:02:18,376 --> 01:02:19,834
‪你們一起去很合理

1274
01:02:19,918 --> 01:02:22,543
‪若你們成為國王跟皇后，那也太棒了

1275
01:02:22,626 --> 01:02:25,001
‪會變成卡利高中的皇家愛情故事

1276
01:02:25,084 --> 01:02:27,334
‪-而且公主是你
‪-等等

1277
01:02:27,418 --> 01:02:29,209
‪我是有想邀她

1278
01:02:29,293 --> 01:02:33,376
‪但我們接吻後，感覺變得有點怪

1279
01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:35,001
‪當然會啊，沒關係的

1280
01:02:35,084 --> 01:02:36,584
‪初吻可能會很怪

1281
01:02:36,668 --> 01:02:39,001
‪第一次做愛會更尷尬

1282
01:02:39,084 --> 01:02:40,959
‪最後一次也會

1283
01:02:41,043 --> 01:02:43,918
‪因為你永遠不知道
‪這會不會是最後一次

1284
01:02:45,793 --> 01:02:47,959
‪等等，妳又沒做過愛

1285
01:02:48,043 --> 01:02:50,001
‪沒有，但我懂啊，像這樣

1286
01:02:50,084 --> 01:02:52,543
‪若你不知道該不該開口

1287
01:02:52,626 --> 01:02:54,001
‪就問自己一個問題

1288
01:02:54,084 --> 01:02:55,251
‪好，什麼問題？

1289
01:02:55,334 --> 01:02:56,793
‪誰先親誰的？

1290
01:02:57,709 --> 01:02:59,418
‪其實她是先親我的

1291
01:03:00,251 --> 01:03:02,626
‪所以應該是我要邀她

1292
01:03:03,126 --> 01:03:05,251
‪對，但你不能隨便問問，好嗎？

1293
01:03:05,334 --> 01:03:07,501
‪太遜了，你得正式邀請

1294
01:03:08,834 --> 01:03:10,209
‪那是什麼鬼？

1295
01:03:23,001 --> 01:03:24,709
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

1296
01:03:24,793 --> 01:03:26,126
‪還是沒有卡梅的消息嗎？

1297
01:03:26,209 --> 01:03:30,251
‪沒有，他一定覺得我很怪
‪我真的是奪門而出

1298
01:03:30,334 --> 01:03:33,209
‪他已經被提名了
‪我幹嘛親他，把事情都搞砸了

1299
01:03:33,293 --> 01:03:35,001
‪-我有一個理論
‪-是嗎？

1300
01:03:35,584 --> 01:03:38,668
‪小芝，妳真的很喜歡他
‪當妳喜歡某人時

1301
01:03:38,751 --> 01:03:40,876
‪其他事情都沒那麼重要了

1302
01:03:40,959 --> 01:03:41,793
‪真的

1303
01:03:42,293 --> 01:03:43,543
‪我真的很喜歡他

1304
01:03:43,626 --> 01:03:44,459
‪我知道

1305
01:03:45,126 --> 01:03:48,584
‪而且看樣子
‪情況沒有妳以為的那麼糟

1306
01:03:49,168 --> 01:03:50,168
‪什麼意思？

1307
01:03:50,251 --> 01:03:51,251
‪嘿，你們看

1308
01:03:52,251 --> 01:03:54,334
‪天啊，卡梅

1309
01:03:54,418 --> 01:03:57,418
‪我知道，這完全不是我平常的風格

1310
01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:00,584
‪但妳覺得如何呢？

1311
01:04:00,668 --> 01:04:02,501
‪-我願意！
‪-抱歉

1312
01:04:02,584 --> 01:04:05,584
‪我也不想打斷這個動人的時刻

1313
01:04:05,668 --> 01:04:08,334
‪但妳應該有事得先跟卡梅說吧？

1314
01:04:08,418 --> 01:04:10,418
‪-愛登，妳在幹嘛？
‪-愛登，不要來鬧

1315
01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:12,751
‪-奎茵，閉嘴
‪-怎麼回事？

1316
01:04:13,334 --> 01:04:15,418
‪柏芝，妳要告訴他，還是我來說？

1317
01:04:16,126 --> 01:04:19,168
‪-她在說什麼？
‪-就是我昨天想跟你說的事

1318
01:04:19,251 --> 01:04:20,751
‪其實蠻好笑的

1319
01:04:20,834 --> 01:04:22,626
‪我跟佐敦分手後

1320
01:04:22,709 --> 01:04:25,418
‪我失去了贊助、大學學費

1321
01:04:26,001 --> 01:04:27,168
‪我很驚慌失措

1322
01:04:27,251 --> 01:04:30,293
‪-對，是真的，完全崩潰
‪-都多虧了妳，愛登

1323
01:04:30,376 --> 01:04:32,959
‪所以我跟愛登打了一個賭

1324
01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:36,501
‪賭我可以選某個人來大改造

1325
01:04:36,584 --> 01:04:39,043
‪某個人，什麼樣的人？

1326
01:04:39,126 --> 01:04:42,543
‪-我們可以私下談嗎？
‪-不要，什麼樣的人，柏芝？

1327
01:04:42,626 --> 01:04:45,209
‪她要把最慘的魯蛇變成舞會國王

1328
01:04:45,293 --> 01:04:47,626
‪-但那是原本…
‪-等等…所以我是打賭工具？

1329
01:04:47,709 --> 01:04:50,376
‪-不是…
‪-是，我就是他媽的打賭工具

1330
01:04:55,126 --> 01:04:56,209
‪妳們都下地獄去吧

1331
01:04:57,293 --> 01:04:58,126
‪走吧

1332
01:05:00,168 --> 01:05:02,668
‪天啊，真是慘不忍賭

1333
01:05:09,626 --> 01:05:12,709
‪嘿，我是卡梅，請留言，不留也行

1334
01:05:13,334 --> 01:05:14,168
‪卡梅

1335
01:05:14,959 --> 01:05:17,168
‪又是我

1336
01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:22,376
‪在你沒回的800則訊息中
‪我已經講過了，我也知道

1337
01:05:22,459 --> 01:05:25,501
‪但我真的很抱歉

1338
01:05:25,584 --> 01:05:28,001
‪我只想確定你沒事

1339
01:05:29,251 --> 01:05:30,793
‪他還是不接電話？

1340
01:05:30,876 --> 01:05:33,293
‪不接，但怪得了他嗎？

1341
01:05:33,376 --> 01:05:37,043
‪不行，但我現在比較擔心妳

1342
01:05:37,668 --> 01:05:39,501
‪妳跟妳可怕的燙衣技術

1343
01:05:39,584 --> 01:05:41,001
‪拜託讓我來

1344
01:05:41,918 --> 01:05:45,626
‪我一直說服自己，我發這些文

1345
01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:49,876
‪是因為我在乎粉絲
‪但我或許只是為了自己

1346
01:05:49,959 --> 01:05:52,501
‪為了賺錢、為了人氣

1347
01:05:53,168 --> 01:05:54,959
‪或許我只是個騙子

1348
01:05:55,043 --> 01:05:57,668
‪親愛的，我剛好很清楚妳並不假

1349
01:05:57,751 --> 01:05:59,959
‪妳是個很善良又貼心的人

1350
01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:03,459
‪媽，但我傷害了別人
‪我真的傷到了他

1351
01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:04,501
‪好吧，對

1352
01:06:05,001 --> 01:06:08,001
‪妳搞砸了，但若妳不記取教訓
‪那才是真正的錯誤

1353
01:06:08,793 --> 01:06:10,918
‪我真的不知道該怎麼辦

1354
01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:14,251
‪如果我明晚贏了
‪我就得上台面對這些人…

1355
01:06:14,334 --> 01:06:15,876
‪做妳自己

1356
01:06:15,959 --> 01:06:19,918
‪但如果我不再喜歡
‪那個自己了，怎麼辦？

1357
01:06:20,751 --> 01:06:23,751
‪聽著，我明白妳現在的感受

1358
01:06:23,834 --> 01:06:26,543
‪我真的懂，但我認識的柏芝索亞

1359
01:06:26,626 --> 01:06:29,918
‪善良、貼心、大方

1360
01:06:30,001 --> 01:06:31,376
‪當然還有固執

1361
01:06:31,459 --> 01:06:33,626
‪我認識這個女孩18年了

1362
01:06:33,709 --> 01:06:36,709
‪她偶爾會迷失方向

1363
01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:40,834
‪我們難免都會，但她總是會找回自己

1364
01:06:48,126 --> 01:06:49,293
‪吉利

1365
01:06:50,001 --> 01:06:52,168
‪我還以為你很會看人

1366
01:06:58,001 --> 01:06:59,043
‪好了

1367
01:06:59,834 --> 01:07:01,209
‪-我看起來如何？
‪-超美

1368
01:07:01,293 --> 01:07:03,459
‪妳會成為監護人皇后

1369
01:07:04,001 --> 01:07:05,918
‪謝謝，看樣子我的車來了

1370
01:07:06,001 --> 01:07:06,918
‪妳快換衣服吧

1371
01:07:07,001 --> 01:07:08,209
‪待會見

1372
01:07:08,293 --> 01:07:09,126
‪好

1373
01:07:14,084 --> 01:07:18,418
‪-妳確定要這樣做嗎？
‪-我知道自己無法如願以償

1374
01:07:19,043 --> 01:07:22,418
‪但這樣我至少有機會
‪補救我對卡梅做出的事

1375
01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:24,168
‪-要打賭嗎？
‪-不要這樣

1376
01:07:24,251 --> 01:07:27,793
‪妮莎，我知道妳不信任我

1377
01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:30,251
‪他是妳最好的朋友

1378
01:07:30,334 --> 01:07:34,709
‪但我真的愛上他了，我不試不行

1379
01:07:34,793 --> 01:07:38,501
‪最大的問題是
‪那個傢伙不可能參加舞會的

1380
01:07:39,293 --> 01:07:40,168
‪我知道

1381
01:07:40,251 --> 01:07:42,834
‪所以只剩一個人可以幫我了

1382
01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:53,793
‪滾開，泡泡女孩

1383
01:07:53,876 --> 01:07:56,293
‪好吧，有點過分

1384
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,084
‪但我還是得問

1385
01:07:58,168 --> 01:07:59,251
‪他還好嗎？

1386
01:07:59,334 --> 01:08:01,168
‪我不知道，他在工作

1387
01:08:01,251 --> 01:08:04,209
‪妳幹嘛一直打給我？
‪妳不是應該去舞會了嗎？

1388
01:08:04,293 --> 01:08:06,209
‪對，大概半小時前

1389
01:08:06,293 --> 01:08:08,376
‪但我真的很需要妳幫忙

1390
01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:10,584
‪說說看，我為何要幫妳？

1391
01:08:10,668 --> 01:08:15,001
‪我說不出來，我知道
‪你們兩個曾失去的比我更多

1392
01:08:15,501 --> 01:08:18,501
‪但我最近真的失去了很多

1393
01:08:19,418 --> 01:08:21,543
‪我失去了自尊

1394
01:08:22,376 --> 01:08:23,876
‪失去了大學基金

1395
01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:25,793
‪失去了朋友

1396
01:08:27,793 --> 01:08:31,209
‪但我真的不想失去的…

1397
01:08:32,584 --> 01:08:33,459
‪是妳哥

1398
01:08:36,626 --> 01:08:37,834
‪就是今晚

1399
01:08:37,918 --> 01:08:41,459
‪今年的熱舞表演變成了熱舞比賽

1400
01:08:41,543 --> 01:08:42,918
‪我不懂這是什麼意思

1401
01:08:43,001 --> 01:08:45,376
‪但這是委員會的決定
‪所以我還是支持

1402
01:08:49,293 --> 01:08:50,126
‪嘿

1403
01:08:52,126 --> 01:08:53,001
‪那是什麼？

1404
01:08:53,084 --> 01:08:56,793
‪正式的服裝，應該說
‪你衣櫥中最正式的服裝

1405
01:08:57,584 --> 01:08:59,418
‪老兄，你的衣櫥有夠可怕

1406
01:08:59,501 --> 01:09:01,459
‪地上為何有這麼多彩虹糖？

1407
01:09:01,543 --> 01:09:05,043
‪因為我灑出來了
‪如果那是要讓我穿去舞會的，我…

1408
01:09:05,126 --> 01:09:08,668
‪我知道你要說什麼，我懂

1409
01:09:08,751 --> 01:09:10,376
‪柏芝搞砸了

1410
01:09:10,459 --> 01:09:13,209
‪她做的事很過份、自私，大錯特錯

1411
01:09:13,293 --> 01:09:15,418
‪沒錯，那妳來這幹嘛？

1412
01:09:16,459 --> 01:09:17,626
‪因為，小卡…

1413
01:09:20,168 --> 01:09:21,168
‪我很想你

1414
01:09:21,251 --> 01:09:22,501
‪布琳，我就在這裡

1415
01:09:23,001 --> 01:09:24,376
‪不是…我是說…

1416
01:09:25,334 --> 01:09:27,709
‪我想念你以前的樣子，在…

1417
01:09:28,501 --> 01:09:29,334
‪在媽媽走之前

1418
01:09:31,168 --> 01:09:33,668
‪自從你和柏芝在一起後

1419
01:09:34,876 --> 01:09:38,126
‪你就回來了
‪你又會笑了，看起來很開心

1420
01:09:38,209 --> 01:09:42,084
‪我覺得，自從我們搬來這後
‪這是我第一次覺得

1421
01:09:42,668 --> 01:09:44,751
‪我哥哥回來了

1422
01:09:44,834 --> 01:09:46,459
‪小卡，別放棄她

1423
01:09:47,459 --> 01:09:50,501
‪我們失去了媽媽，這是無法挽回的

1424
01:09:50,584 --> 01:09:53,959
‪但現在你有選擇
‪不要放棄她，好嗎？

1425
01:10:08,834 --> 01:10:11,876
‪妳來了，謝天謝地
‪等妳來才能開始跳舞

1426
01:10:11,959 --> 01:10:13,876
‪-真是大日子，對吧？
‪-妳想怎樣？

1427
01:10:13,959 --> 01:10:17,084
‪沒什麼，我只是發現卡梅沒來

1428
01:10:17,168 --> 01:10:19,126
‪-所以…
‪-他不會來了，可以嗎？

1429
01:10:19,793 --> 01:10:21,001
‪妳贏了

1430
01:10:21,084 --> 01:10:23,584
‪那妳何時要成為永遠的魯蛇呢？

1431
01:10:23,668 --> 01:10:25,709
‪我會盡快處理，高興了嗎？

1432
01:10:25,793 --> 01:10:27,709
‪我拿到后冠時，就會很高興了

1433
01:10:27,793 --> 01:10:31,501
‪希望妳會喜歡
‪我和佐敦一起新編的排舞

1434
01:10:31,584 --> 01:10:35,334
‪加利高中震撼報告
‪現在請前往主舞台欣賞年度熱舞…

1435
01:10:35,418 --> 01:10:37,751
‪-來吧…該走了
‪-佐敦，要開始了

1436
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:39,834
‪來吧，各位，如果你們放下手機

1437
01:10:39,918 --> 01:10:42,293
‪會看到真人在跳舞

1438
01:10:42,376 --> 01:10:43,626
‪會很棒的

1439
01:10:44,418 --> 01:10:47,084
‪這間學校的傳統真是千奇百怪

1440
01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:02,584
‪嘿，不好意思，抱歉，嗨

1441
01:13:02,668 --> 01:13:05,751
‪我們請了一位DJ
‪聽說他應該在這一帶

1442
01:13:05,834 --> 01:13:08,459
‪-其實就是我
‪-你是DJ？

1443
01:13:08,543 --> 01:13:10,334
‪太好了，你的工具呢？

1444
01:13:10,918 --> 01:13:12,209
‪-我的工具？
‪-你的設備

1445
01:13:12,293 --> 01:13:13,751
‪你的轉盤

1446
01:13:13,834 --> 01:13:17,126
‪旋鈕、推桿？刷碟機？

1447
01:13:17,209 --> 01:13:20,084
‪老兄，我沒聽過你說的那些東西

1448
01:13:20,168 --> 01:13:24,209
‪你是說，我們為了你的手機
‪花了4500美金嗎？

1449
01:13:24,293 --> 01:13:25,584
‪對啊，算是吧

1450
01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:27,709
‪你知道那比我的月薪還多嗎？

1451
01:13:28,209 --> 01:13:30,584
‪我現在知道了

1452
01:13:30,668 --> 01:13:32,668
‪嘿，卡梅還是沒來？

1453
01:13:33,251 --> 01:13:35,834
‪沒有，他若不趕快來，就來不及了

1454
01:13:35,918 --> 01:13:38,959
‪已經來不及了
‪博斯校長要宣佈票選結果了

1455
01:13:39,043 --> 01:13:40,918
‪-妳確定還是要這樣做嗎？
‪-對

1456
01:13:41,001 --> 01:13:43,126
‪如果我贏了，用妳的手機直播

1457
01:13:43,209 --> 01:13:46,459
‪再用我手機的這個應用程式
‪按下紅色按鈕

1458
01:13:46,543 --> 01:13:48,876
‪-我要怎麼同時處理？
‪-手機給我吧

1459
01:13:49,376 --> 01:13:52,543
‪哈囉、嗨、嘿
‪一、二、三，請看這邊

1460
01:13:52,626 --> 01:13:55,001
‪來吧，大家看過來，重大時刻來了

1461
01:13:55,084 --> 01:13:58,209
‪我知道這有現場直播
‪但若你們放下手機

1462
01:13:58,293 --> 01:14:00,459
‪會發現你們已經在現場了

1463
01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:05,501
‪我知道，對有些人來說
‪這個的意義重大，就來公布吧

1464
01:14:05,584 --> 01:14:06,876
‪才算大功告成

1465
01:14:06,959 --> 01:14:11,376
‪好，卡利高中2021年舞會國王是

1466
01:14:11,459 --> 01:14:13,418
‪佐敦范德南

1467
01:14:15,418 --> 01:14:17,126
‪恭喜佐敦

1468
01:14:17,626 --> 01:14:19,126
‪他很謙虛吧？

1469
01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,709
‪真想賞他一巴掌

1470
01:14:22,293 --> 01:14:25,751
‪開玩笑的，學生畢業前
‪我絕不會賞他們巴掌

1471
01:14:25,834 --> 01:14:27,834
‪但他不會畢業，所以沒事的

1472
01:14:27,918 --> 01:14:28,834
‪好

1473
01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:31,584
‪來吧，大傢伙，真值得驕傲

1474
01:14:32,459 --> 01:14:34,418
‪享受你的榮耀時刻吧

1475
01:14:34,918 --> 01:14:36,459
‪-又來了
‪-不喜歡他

1476
01:14:38,834 --> 01:14:41,418
‪我是佐敦范德南，寶貝！

1477
01:14:45,834 --> 01:14:46,876
‪就這樣？

1478
01:14:46,959 --> 01:14:47,793
‪對啊，老兄

1479
01:14:47,876 --> 01:14:49,043
‪當然，不意外

1480
01:14:50,501 --> 01:14:51,918
‪不，我只要麥克風

1481
01:14:52,001 --> 01:14:54,418
‪-好吧
‪-對，好，很好！

1482
01:14:54,501 --> 01:14:55,626
‪真有趣

1483
01:14:55,709 --> 01:14:58,959
‪接下來，2021年舞會皇后

1484
01:14:59,043 --> 01:15:01,709
‪她將被迫和我身後的男人共舞

1485
01:15:02,418 --> 01:15:04,709
‪不要…衣服穿好，全部穿好

1486
01:15:04,793 --> 01:15:07,043
‪你的乳頭我們都看膩了

1487
01:15:08,376 --> 01:15:10,668
‪好，2021年舞會皇后

1488
01:15:10,751 --> 01:15:14,459
‪很久沒有這麼接近的票數了

1489
01:15:14,543 --> 01:15:15,751
‪柏芝索亞

1490
01:15:22,876 --> 01:15:24,584
‪柏芝，太好了！

1491
01:15:26,209 --> 01:15:27,626
‪恭喜

1492
01:15:27,709 --> 01:15:29,209
‪-謝謝
‪-真的很漂亮

1493
01:15:29,918 --> 01:15:30,918
‪柏芝，就是這樣！

1494
01:15:33,584 --> 01:15:34,834
‪這是我

1495
01:15:35,751 --> 01:15:38,293
‪這也是我

1496
01:15:40,084 --> 01:15:41,209
‪這還是我

1497
01:15:41,293 --> 01:15:42,543
‪嘿

1498
01:15:42,626 --> 01:15:44,751
‪但我要和大家分享一個小秘密

1499
01:15:45,251 --> 01:15:46,251
‪這些都是假象

1500
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:50,959
‪因為事實上，這才是真正的我

1501
01:15:53,668 --> 01:15:54,751
‪這也是

1502
01:15:56,751 --> 01:15:58,918
‪別忘了還有這個

1503
01:16:01,126 --> 01:16:02,209
‪泡泡女孩

1504
01:16:02,293 --> 01:16:05,168
‪對，那是我在流鼻涕

1505
01:16:05,251 --> 01:16:07,043
‪但重點是

1506
01:16:07,626 --> 01:16:09,918
‪過去4年來

1507
01:16:10,001 --> 01:16:12,959
‪我忙著在社群媒體上推銷自我

1508
01:16:13,043 --> 01:16:16,501
‪展現我想給別人看到的形象

1509
01:16:16,584 --> 01:16:18,334
‪展現出一個完美的人

1510
01:16:18,418 --> 01:16:19,709
‪有完美妝容

1511
01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:21,168
‪完美服裝

1512
01:16:21,251 --> 01:16:22,459
‪完美成績

1513
01:16:22,543 --> 01:16:24,626
‪還有完美男友

1514
01:16:25,918 --> 01:16:26,959
‪相信我

1515
01:16:27,043 --> 01:16:29,376
‪這一切都不是真的

1516
01:16:29,959 --> 01:16:31,626
‪我連自己住哪都要騙人

1517
01:16:33,376 --> 01:16:34,501
‪我們都會說謊…

1518
01:16:35,543 --> 01:16:36,751
‪用各自的方式

1519
01:16:36,834 --> 01:16:39,209
‪有個特別的人曾跟我說過

1520
01:16:46,418 --> 01:16:53,084
‪他說，所謂高中生
‪就是一群膽小鬼在裝模作樣

1521
01:16:53,168 --> 01:16:55,001
‪他說的可能沒錯

1522
01:16:55,501 --> 01:16:57,709
‪尤其是當我們狀況不佳時

1523
01:16:57,793 --> 01:17:00,543
‪但我們不一定非得這麼做

1524
01:17:02,126 --> 01:17:04,126
‪這是我從他身上學到的一課

1525
01:17:11,584 --> 01:17:14,501
‪我只希望，我不必失去他
‪才能學到這一課

1526
01:17:21,793 --> 01:17:22,751
‪妳確定嗎？

1527
01:17:24,376 --> 01:17:26,543
‪第二名來了，借過一下

1528
01:17:26,626 --> 01:17:30,668
‪身為第二名，我接受
‪如果她不想要，我就接受

1529
01:17:30,751 --> 01:17:35,084
‪不好意思，皮爾斯小姐
‪妳其實是第四名

1530
01:17:37,293 --> 01:17:39,418
‪不可能，我要求驗票

1531
01:17:39,501 --> 01:17:41,334
‪不用，妳真的輸很多

1532
01:17:42,293 --> 01:17:43,668
‪請下台

1533
01:17:44,751 --> 01:17:46,376
‪謝謝，好！

1534
01:17:46,459 --> 01:17:49,834
‪第二名，也就是2021年舞會皇后

1535
01:17:49,918 --> 01:17:52,084
‪並非原定候選人

1536
01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,793
‪她叫塞萊特斯拉欽斯基

1537
01:17:54,876 --> 01:17:58,126
‪塞萊特斯拉欽斯基在場嗎？

1538
01:18:04,751 --> 01:18:05,584
‪妳的帽子

1539
01:18:13,209 --> 01:18:14,709
‪好吧，我們來吧

1540
01:18:14,793 --> 01:18:16,751
‪-好痛！
‪-去他的！

1541
01:18:22,543 --> 01:18:23,501
‪DJ，音樂！

1542
01:18:28,584 --> 01:18:30,126
‪-柏芝
‪-好吧

1543
01:18:30,209 --> 01:18:31,626
‪我先走了

1544
01:18:31,709 --> 01:18:32,793
‪等等，妳的手機

1545
01:18:33,293 --> 01:18:35,001
‪-妳要去哪裡？
‪-回家

1546
01:18:35,084 --> 01:18:36,543
‪來吧，一起玩

1547
01:18:36,626 --> 01:18:38,668
‪我正式原諒妳了

1548
01:18:39,834 --> 01:18:41,918
‪不了，我的任務完成了

1549
01:18:42,001 --> 01:18:44,084
‪但妳們好好玩吧

1550
01:18:46,834 --> 01:18:47,668
‪那…

1551
01:18:47,751 --> 01:18:51,251
‪我還在這，這首歌還真耳熟

1552
01:18:59,418 --> 01:19:01,668
{\an8}‪（我真的很喜歡妳的演說…）

1553
01:19:01,751 --> 01:19:03,543
{\an8}‪（哦，你有在看動態？）

1554
01:19:03,626 --> 01:19:06,668
{\an8}‪（開什麼玩笑？
‪妳忘了我的手機是老古董嗎？）

1555
01:19:19,209 --> 01:19:20,084
‪天啊

1556
01:19:24,543 --> 01:19:25,376
‪妳好

1557
01:19:25,459 --> 01:19:27,293
‪卡梅，我…你怎麼…

1558
01:19:27,376 --> 01:19:29,334
‪有人幫了我一點忙

1559
01:19:32,751 --> 01:19:36,084
‪我本來想騎牠過來
‪但這樣會在高速公路上被抓

1560
01:19:37,709 --> 01:19:39,084
‪我是真心的

1561
01:19:39,168 --> 01:19:42,001
‪從現在起，我要誠實做自己

1562
01:19:42,084 --> 01:19:42,918
‪我發誓

1563
01:19:44,126 --> 01:19:46,126
‪好，既然要誠實

1564
01:19:46,626 --> 01:19:48,334
‪妳剛剛有件事說錯了

1565
01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:50,001
‪是什麼？

1566
01:19:50,084 --> 01:19:51,459
‪妳沒有真的失去我

1567
01:19:56,043 --> 01:19:56,918
‪認真嗎？

1568
01:19:58,876 --> 01:20:00,668
‪-我受夠她了
‪-謝謝

1569
01:20:01,334 --> 01:20:02,584
‪剛說到哪了？

1570
01:20:11,043 --> 01:20:13,043
‪太好了！嗚呼！終於！

1571
01:20:13,126 --> 01:20:15,043
‪我的天啊！

1572
01:20:41,543 --> 01:20:42,834
‪你們看！

1573
01:21:33,501 --> 01:21:34,959
‪大家早安

1574
01:21:35,043 --> 01:21:36,459
‪猜猜看我們在哪？

1575
01:21:36,543 --> 01:21:37,626
‪葡萄牙！

1576
01:21:38,668 --> 01:21:41,043
‪真不敢相信
‪這已經是旅程的第六天了

1577
01:21:41,126 --> 01:21:42,251
‪卡梅，打個招呼吧

1578
01:21:42,918 --> 01:21:45,793
‪我想謝謝所有回歸的粉絲

1579
01:21:45,876 --> 01:21:47,793
‪謝謝你們支持我的新方向

1580
01:21:47,876 --> 01:21:51,918
‪希望你們今年夏天
‪會繼續追蹤我們，因為卡梅答應了

1581
01:21:52,001 --> 01:21:54,543
‪一路上，每天都會幫我發照片

1582
01:21:54,626 --> 01:21:56,626
‪照顧好自己、做自己

1583
01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:58,709
‪期待下次見囉

1584
01:21:58,793 --> 01:22:00,793
‪（#巴黎之旅艾菲爾鐵塔）

1585
01:22:00,876 --> 01:22:02,834
{\an8}‪（#里斯本慢讀書店）

1586
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,876
{\an8}‪（#威尼斯聖特羅瓦索運河）

1587
01:22:04,959 --> 01:22:07,376
{\an8}‪（#阿姆斯特丹刺青店）

1588
01:22:07,459 --> 01:22:08,709
‪好，愛登

1589
01:22:09,209 --> 01:22:11,459
‪不要說我願賭不服輸

1590
01:22:20,001 --> 01:22:21,793
‪（魯蛇）

1591
01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:24,626
{\an8}‪（#賭輸了）

1592
01:22:37,126 --> 01:22:38,168
{\an8}‪抱歉

1593
01:22:40,709 --> 01:22:41,626
‪…再碰她一次

1594
01:22:42,334 --> 01:22:43,751
‪該死，我縮了一下

1595
01:22:45,668 --> 01:22:46,626
{\an8}‪拿去！

1596
01:22:49,334 --> 01:22:50,709
{\an8}‪沒問題，都很順利

1597
01:23:03,543 --> 01:23:07,459
{\an8}‪我還在這裡，我要再來一次

1598
01:23:08,584 --> 01:23:10,293
‪妳不是熱舞社的…

1599
01:27:54,251 --> 01:27:57,084
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