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Hey, Bill. Question?

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Answer. I make
my boot polish
out of lemon juice,

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olive oil
and a little bit
of vinegar,

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It also doubles as
a great salad dressing.

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Boot vinaigrette?

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Text me that recipe, bro.

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I was going to ask you
where you get your haircut,

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because the only barber
on Main Street,

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also sharpens lawnmower blades,
which feels unsafe.

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I cut my own hair.

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Out on the open range,

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you have to be self-reliant.

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I can do yours if you want.

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Let me grab
my sheep shears.

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On second thought,
I'll take my chance

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at the lawn mower barber.

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Don't worry,

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I've been doing this
for years.

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Just cover yourself
with one of those blankets.

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Okay? Well, thanks, man.

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I appreciate it.

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Ooh, smells like Noah's been
using that body spray

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I got him. [CHUCKLES]

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Supreme Swag
for Nice Dudes.

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Ready?

26
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Yeah. So I was thinking just
a little trim on the--

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Shh...

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Barber Bill's got you.

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You're in good hands.

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Do you trust me?

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With my life.

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Let's do this.

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[CLIPPERS BUZZING]

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What was that?
Did you start the haircut?

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That was just my, uh,
vibrating comb.

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It's a cowboy thing.

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Cool. I wanna see it.

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Um, a barber never
reveals his secrets.

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You know what?

40
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I don't think now is
the right time
for a haircut.

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The weather is so nice.

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We should go outside
and get some sun.

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Okay, we can do this later.

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Oh, before we go,
I want to get some
sunscreen for my neck.

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I wouldn't want
to get a sunburn.

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Yep, that's definitely
the only terrible thing

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that could possibly happen
to the back of your head.

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Let's go.

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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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Hey, Hunter.
Want to go on
an adventure?

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[NEIGHS]

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That's what I like
to hear.

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Follow up question.

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Would you be open
to wearing a parachute?

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What am I saying?

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Of course you would.
Horses love parachutes.

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Winnie, why are you putting
that saddle on Hunter?

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Oh, my bad.
I've never ridden
a horse before.

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Should I put
the parachute on first?

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What you should do
is step away from the horse.

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Look, if you want to learn
to ride Hunter,

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you're going to have to take
horseback riding lessons,

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from me first.

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Awesome.

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And just to be clear,
there is no scenario

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where you should ever be
putting a parachute on a horse.

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Oh. Yeah, I was
just kidding about that.

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[NEIGHS]

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Snitch.

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What a great painting,
Melanie.

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It definitely won't live
in my nightmares forever.

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Very interesting, Andy.

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I see you decided
to go abstract.

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Oh. That's just how you
see the world?

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Neat.

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Tyler, I'm gonna
be honest with you.

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This is bad.

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Wow, Jake, this is...

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I can't even think
of the word.

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I believe
it's called "fruit".

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No, I think
the word is "genius".

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I'm genuinely impressed,

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and I'm not just pretending
it's good,

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like I did it with everyone
else's terrible paintings.

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[SCOFFS] No offense,
but we all have eyes.

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We didn't know you were
such a talented artist.

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I used to paint
all the time

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until I started
playing video games.

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You've got to keep it up.

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It's our job as counselors
to encourage our campers

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to reach
their full potential,

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except for Tyler.

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The art world
will eat that kid alive.

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What are you doing?

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I was just going
to scratch my head.

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I got it.

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I didn't think we had
this kind of relationship,

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but cool.

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[LAUGHING]

102
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Are those kids laughing
at me?

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Oh. No, they're laughing
at me because...

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My belt doesn't
match my boots.

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Yeah, I noticed that, too.

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Cut him some slack, guys.

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He doesn't know
he's an autumn.

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Whoa, Parker,
what happened to you?

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What do you mean?

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Uh... She means...

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You look swole,
you've been
working out, bro?

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Well, I have been doing
some water aerobics.

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Actually, I was talking
about the...

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Let's go to the lake
so you can teach me

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some of your moves.

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Sure, I can go for
a low intensity aqua jog.

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Do me a favor

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and don't mention his hair
for a solid two to
three weeks.

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Okay, but how long until
I can tell you

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your belt doesn't match
your boots?

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Don't judge me.
I didn't know
I was an autumn.

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Why did you want
to meet in here for
horseback riding lessons?

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Is Hunter my new counselor?

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I guess I'll miss Destiny,
but okay.

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I won't tell her how quickly
you made that turn.

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And we're in here
because we don't need

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Hunter for this first class.

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I thought I'd actually get to
ride a horse in these lessons.

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Oh, you will.
I just need to make sure
you're prepared first.

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Now, come on, have a seat.

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Welcome to
Professor Lou's
Horse School,

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where we make learning
horseback riding

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as easy as one, two, three,
or, as horses
like to say it...

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[THUDDING]

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Ha!

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Don't worry.
By the end of this class,

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you will get that joke.

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Let's start at the top.

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The horse's head
is made up of two parts.

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The neurocranium
and the viscerocranium.

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Come on, this is so boring.

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Not all of it.

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Just wait until we learn how
to take a horse's temperature.

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Hint. If you think
it's through their mouth,

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you are at the wrong end.

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Whoa. Jake,
what's going on in here?

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You guys told me
I should paint more,
so I'm painting more.

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Great. And now that you're
taking my advice on things,

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maybe you could try
flushing the toilet,

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every once in a while.

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No can do. I'm a busy man.

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I wanted to thank you both
for believing in my art.

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You helped me remember
how much I love painting.

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We're honored
to have played a small,
yet super important part

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in helping you return
to your passion.

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Indeed, my passion
for capturing reality

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or the observable world,
if you will.

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Now, while I clean my brushes,

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please, feel free to ruminate,

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on my reflections of society
hasta la pasta.

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Okay.

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Hey, look, you made it
into one of Jake's paintings.

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I'm not surprised.
An artist is nothing

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without a handsome,
yet relatable muse.

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What is that I'm holding?
Oh, no.

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Are you sneaking off

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with a giant bag
of marshmallows?

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You know what,
it's probably just Jake

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taking some artistic license.

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That boy and
his active imagination,

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such a fun soul.

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Jake said he paints
the real things he sees
around him.

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The observable world,
if you will.

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Fine.

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If you must know,

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I stuff marshmallows
into my pillow case.

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What?

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Noah!

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Those bricks Lou expects us
to sleep on are torture devices.

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But don't worry,

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I put the marshmallows
back in the bag

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and return them
in the morning.

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So, we've all been
eating your pillow smores?

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Not better, Noah!

185
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Fine. Go ahead.

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Call the FDA.

187
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I sleep like a baby,
and I'd do it again.

188
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Lou can't see that.

189
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,570
I'm gonna ask Jake
to paint me out.

190
00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,789
Oh, don't.

191
00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,791
He just rediscovered
his love of painting.

192
00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,445
We shouldn't say anything
that might discourage him.

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Fine.

194
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As long as my marsh-pillow
stays between us.

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Of course.
Now, give me that.

196
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I've haven't had
a good night's sleep in weeks.

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Nine hundred ninety eight,
999, 1000.

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Ready or not,
here I come.

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Hey, you found me.

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You're good.

201
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Bill, what are
you doing here?

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You explained the rules

203
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of cowboy hide and seek
very clearly.

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You go run and hide,

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and I sit and count to 1000
with my head against the wall.

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It's weird but clear.

207
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Well, I've just been thinking
you should wear more hats.

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Also weird,
but less clear.

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Still, I have been wanting
to up my headwear game,

210
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so I won't question it.

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Great.

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Here's a cowboy hat.

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Try wearing it really low
on the back of your head,

214
00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:02,933
like this...

215
00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,460
Now the brain
isn't blocking the sun.

216
00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:10,375
That's how you get
the cool cowboy squint.

217
00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,942
No one's gonna
take you seriously,

218
00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,901
without leathery cheeks.

219
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,685
No, thank you.
I do not have a two hour

220
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:18,209
nightly skin care regimen
to get premature crow's feet.

221
00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:21,648
Then how about
a gardening hat?

222
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:23,693
Nice wide brim,

223
00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:24,955
real long neck flap.

224
00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,696
Plus, it gives you
those cool grandma vibes.

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I don't need a hat
to do that.

226
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:33,529
I give off mad cool grandma
vibes at water aerobics.

227
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,618
You're looking at the king
of pool noodle pushups.

228
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I have a really good feeling
about this next one.

229
00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,716
Well, I appreciate
the gesture, Bill,

230
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,675
but I try not to be
so on the nose Canadian.

231
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,418
Hey, you wanna give me
that haircut now?

232
00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:56,160
Uh, sure, right after
we go on a hike.

233
00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,640
Let's grab some helmets.

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00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,859
Helmets for a hike?

235
00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,992
[SNICKERS] Safety first.

236
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,342
Aren't you supposed to be
the responsible adult here?

237
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,040
You're right.

238
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,694
I'm a terrible
activities director.

239
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,652
It's okay.

240
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,175
Just don't be so careless
with my safety in the future.

241
00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:12,699
Now let's go.

242
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,445
Okay, so for your
next lesson, we're moving on

243
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,447
to brushing,
so many different bristles,

244
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:23,579
so little time.

245
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,060
Brushing?

246
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,801
Can't we move on
to riding?

247
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,150
You need to take
this seriously, Winnie.

248
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,934
Horseback riding
could be dangerous

249
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,415
Exactly.
That's why I wanna to it.

250
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,724
You do realize you're talking
to an authority figure, right?

251
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,552
I'm willing to ignore it
if you are.

252
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:43,338
Okay. We have a lot of ground
to cover, so let's get to it.

253
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,079
With any luck, you'll be
riding Hunter in a few weeks.

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00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,515
Weeks?

255
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,082
Oh. I'm sorry.
I misspoke.

256
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:48,691
Months.

257
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,869
Now pick up your brush
and go with the grain.

258
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,916
Fine. I'll take
the butt hair.

259
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:57,134
Tail.

260
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,048
Whatever.

261
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,014
What? Where?

262
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:09,886
Oh good, they're still alive.
I must have just

263
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,583
dozed off for...
Oh, no.

264
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:13,847
Morning, sleepyhead.

265
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,763
Now, this is art.

266
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:23,683
Oh look,
it's me asleep at work.

267
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:25,685
Yay.

268
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,516
Doesn't feel so great
having Jake capture

269
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,083
you being
a bad counselor does it?

270
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:36,086
Oh, maybe later
he can paint you
passing out axes

271
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,567
before you leave
to get ice cream.

272
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:42,440
Fine. You were right.
Jake's paintings are
becoming a problem.

273
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,355
Do you like how
I captured the sunlight,

274
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,183
reflecting off this
little puddle of drool?

275
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,709
Yes. I feel like
the Mona Lisa.

276
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,799
The world needs
to see this.

277
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:54,888
Maybe I should ask Lou

278
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:55,976
to hang my paintings
in the mess hall?

279
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,414
Oh, well, your paintings
are great,

280
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,894
no one can deny that

281
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:01,851
as much as
they might want to.

282
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,375
But, um...

283
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,682
Yes, Noah, but what?

284
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,815
But I'm
still thinking, Destiny.

285
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,776
But your paintings are way
too good for the mess hall.

286
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,083
Yeah, plus there's
a food fight

287
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,432
in there
every other week,

288
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,695
and mound of brown splatter
does not come off.

289
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,218
This shirt used
to be white.

290
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,656
You're right.

291
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,049
My art does deserve better.

292
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,704
Also, that's
really gross, Noah.

293
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,447
Says the guy
who doesn't flush.

294
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,537
That was close.

295
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,886
We need a plan
to make sure

296
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,888
no one else sees
these paintings of us.

297
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,195
Or we could be
up front with Lou
tell her what happened,

298
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,979
apologize and accept
our punishment?

299
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,808
[BOTH LAUGH]

300
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,289
I knew it was ridiculous
as I was saying it.

301
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,468
All right, helmet hikes.

302
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,905
I see you.
Sweatier, but safer.

303
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,651
What are you doing?

304
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:06,133
I, uh, was just wondering
how you would look in a cape.

305
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,660
Not surprisingly,
I totally pull it off.

306
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,532
All right.
We did water aerobics,

307
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,795
played hide and seek,

308
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,318
hiked for what felt
like an eternity.

309
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,059
It's haircut time.

310
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,234
I don't know.

311
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:23,237
[LAUGHING]

312
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,717
You're right.
It is haircut time here.

313
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,632
Get in that cabin,
you hairy monster.

314
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,204
Whoa. What's going on
in here?

315
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,641
I don't know,
but the mystery
is so riveting.

316
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,992
I don't think
I can cut any hair
until we figure it out.

317
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,733
Looks like Jake's been
doing some painting.

318
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,694
Oh. That one kind of
looks like me.

319
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:46,913
That's even the same shirt
I'm wearing.

320
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,356
Why would Jake paint
a giant bald spot

321
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,792
onto the back of my head?

322
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,315
He's Jake.

323
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,491
Who knows why he does anything.
He doesn't even flush.

324
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,540
Bill! What did you do?

325
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,629
Nothing. Let's go on
another sweaty helmet hike.

326
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,850
Okay, fine.

327
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,808
I'm sorry.

328
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,505
I didn't realize my shears
were on the wrong setting

329
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,159
and I messed up.

330
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,727
And worst of all, there's no
such thing as a vibrating comb.

331
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,471
So this is why everyone
has been laughing
at me all day?

332
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,908
That and
you have toilet paper

333
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:26,866
stuck to your shoe?

334
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,780
What?

335
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,086
Bad looking out, bro.

336
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,963
So, Jake,

337
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,226
Noah and I were talking
and we'd love to buy
some of your art.

338
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,097
Aw.

339
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,882
So you can hang them up
for all the world to see?

340
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:44,361
Yeah-huh.

341
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,670
We had a tough time
deciding on which ones to pick.

342
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,715
But after a lot
of consideration,

343
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,108
we landed on the mess hall

344
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,676
and dodge ball pieces
for no particular reason at all.

345
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,245
Well, you guys
don't have to buy them.

346
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:58,941
I'll just give them
to you.

347
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,334
You will?

348
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,596
Of course.

349
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,684
Right after my art show.

350
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,818
I can't believe
I'm saying this,

351
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:10,213
but please tell me
you just said, "Fart show."

352
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:15,088
No, but I'll hold on
to that gem for another time.

353
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,308
You guys were right.

354
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,441
My paintings are too good just
to hang up in the mess hall

355
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,138
without the spectacle
of a formal event.

356
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,662
Yay.

357
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,970
So glad we inspired
this genius idea.

358
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,930
Do not lose that.

359
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,019
On the back is
a coupon for one free hug.

360
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,458
An art show?

361
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,676
What are we going
to do?

362
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,677
Maybe it's not so bad.

363
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:40,983
Maybe no one will go.

364
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,550
Jake, I would love
to go.

365
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,508
Or maybe it's bad.

366
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,252
Okay, Hunter.

367
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,950
If Lou isn't going
to let us go for a ride,

368
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,777
then we'll just have
to take things

369
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,257
into her own hands
and hooves.

370
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:55,737
[HORSE WHINNIES]

371
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,260
Oh, come on.

372
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,262
Well behaved horses
rarely make history.

373
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:04,702
Let's ride.

374
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:11,709
[NEIGHS]

375
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,710
Whoa.

376
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,583
Ow. My butt.

377
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,286
Ow, ow, ow.

378
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,810
[NEIGHING]

379
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,160
Save your, "told you so's"

380
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,683
for someone who wants
to hear them.

381
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,300
Bonjour, mes amis.

382
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,348
Oh, parlez-vous Francais?

383
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,263
What?

384
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,440
Nothing.

385
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,617
This looks so great,

386
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,402
but I wonder if there are
just too many paintings.

387
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,100
It's hard to focus
on your brilliance.

388
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,276
Maybe taking
a couple out

389
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,191
would help
any random two, like,

390
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,062
totally off the top
of my head.

391
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:01,411
These two.

392
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,763
I hate to play
the artistecard,

393
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,810
but as the only one around here
with an eye for composition,

394
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,813
the arrangement of
my paintings, c'est magnifique.

395
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,164
So you do speak French?

396
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,687
Who said anything
about French?

397
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,432
Welcome
to my show, titled

398
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:25,305
"Jacob Jacob's
Paints Paintings."

399
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,961
We have to stop Lou
from seeing Jake's paintings

400
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,311
of us being bad counselors.

401
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,313
I can't lose
my marshmallows.

402
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,097
It's the only pillow
I've found

403
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,403
that doubles as
a midnight snack.

404
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,537
Hey, hey, Lou.

405
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:41,973
I didn't see you there.

406
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,410
You don't have to look
at all these paintings.

407
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:44,933
To be honest,
they're not that good,

408
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,674
so derivative.

409
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,632
What're you talking about?
This one's amazing.

410
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,852
This waste of paint?

411
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,332
Please. This is just some,
some little kid's painting.

412
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,508
How can you say that?
I mean,

413
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,075
look at this masterpiece.

414
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,427
Wait, is that Winnie

415
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,124
sneaking off with
a saddle?

416
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,344
It's like she has no respect
for horse school.

417
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:07,825
Yes.

418
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:08,391
Mission accomplished.

419
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,786
You guys think my art
isn't that good

420
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,701
and a waste of paint?

421
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,920
No, Jake,
you don't understand.

422
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,705
Yes, I do.

423
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,315
You guys
don't believe in me.

424
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,403
I knew I shouldn't
have drawn on

425
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,362
this goatee
with permanent marker.

426
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,363
Sacre bleu!

427
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,236
Jake, je suis desole.

428
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,890
I don't know
what that means.

429
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,636
Hope you're happy.

430
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:36,463
This is my life now.

431
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,162
There are better hats
in there.

432
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,381
Let me wallow
in my own way.

433
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,168
Parker, I'm really sorry.

434
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,170
I should have just
told you the truth.

435
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,606
I'll do whatever it takes
to make it right.

436
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,434
Really?

437
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,568
You know, one guy wearing
an ugly hat is a weirdo.

438
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,396
But two guys
wearing ugly hats

439
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,094
is a fashion statement.

440
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:01,923
All right.

441
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,794
I accept my fate.

442
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,623
Pick the hat that you think
is a sufficient apology.

443
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,153
Apologize harder.

444
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,252
What happened to you?

445
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,123
What do you mean?
Nothing happened to me.

446
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,168
My butt feels great.

447
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,258
I am so glad to hear that,

448
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,389
because I think
it's finally time

449
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,434
you ride Hunter.

450
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,914
So get that healthy butt
up on there.

451
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,352
Really?
You know what, Lou?

452
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,788
You were right.
I'm not ready.

453
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,572
I'm a loose cannon.
We can't trust me.

454
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,010
Winnie, you've been so patient
with these lessons.

455
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,664
I know you understand
how important

456
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:48,926
it is to be
totally prepared

457
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,624
before you ever try
to get up on a horse?

458
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,365
So there's nothing left
to teach you.

459
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,670
Let's mount up.

460
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:54,628
You've earned it.

461
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,501
I guess I can't think
of a reason

462
00:19:58,545 --> 00:19:59,763
why I shouldn't do this.

463
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:11,253
Ow.

464
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,211
What's that?

465
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,908
Uh, nothing.

466
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,257
I just remembered.

467
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,215
I'm scared of horses.

468
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,217
Ahhh!

469
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:20,915
Oh, nonsense.

470
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,569
Just wait until
you're out on the trail,

471
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,527
bouncing up and down,
really feeling

472
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,181
every trot step
in your bones.

473
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,443
Bam! Bam!

474
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,447
I don't want
to ride today. Okay?

475
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,623
I snuck in here earlier
and I tried to get onto Hunter,

476
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,016
and I fell and I hurt myself.

477
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,278
And you were right,

478
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,106
and now my butt bone
is so angry.

479
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,020
Tailbone.

480
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:39,542
Whatever!

481
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,894
This is exactly why I wanted
to finish my lessons first.

482
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,461
You could've been hurt
a lot worse.

483
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,376
Look, I love your energy
and enthusiasm,

484
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,160
but I need you
to be more patient

485
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,727
and look before
you leap.

486
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,773
So you see what
you're leaping into?

487
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:53,513
Where's the fun in that?

488
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,475
Look, I was once
an impatient kid, too,

489
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,434
and it led to all sorts
of farm related injuries.

490
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,305
One time I fell off
a tractor

491
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,829
and now this elbow
can predict earthquakes.

492
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:06,787
Cool.

493
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,050
Actually, it is pretty cool.

494
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,533
But still, I don't want you
to make the same
mistakes I did.

495
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,578
Thanks, Lou.

496
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:18,451
I promise when I make
mistakes in the future,

497
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,627
they'll be unique
and wildly unpredictable.

498
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:23,325
Close enough.

499
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:26,894
Now it's time
for your next lesson.

500
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,243
Cleaning up after
a horse.

501
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,200
Grab a shovel.

502
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:30,506
The big one.

503
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,426
Jake...

504
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,863
What's with all
the garbage bags
on the lawn?

505
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,996
I'm throwing
all this stuff away.

506
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,693
I don't want
to paint anymore.

507
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,608
Like you said,
I'm a crummy artist.

508
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:46,957
Pardon my French.

509
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,437
Okay. We're not starting
that again.

510
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,572
We're really sorry
about what you heard,

511
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,878
but we didn't mean
any of it.

512
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:57,011
Yeah, we only said
those things to Lou,

513
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,621
so we wouldn't
get in trouble.

514
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,057
Your paintings kind
of showed us,

515
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,016
doing things
we weren't supposed to do.

516
00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:05,062
I was just trying to capture
the world around me.

517
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:06,629
But you don't have
to worry.

518
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:07,891
It won't happen again.

519
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:08,805
I quit.

520
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,200
You can't quit.

521
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:13,549
You're a great artist.

522
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,334
We're just
bad counselors.

523
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,860
"No, Destiny.
You're not a bad counselor.

524
00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:20,556
"You're great."

525
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,865
You guys are just trying
to make me feel better.

526
00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,476
If you don't believe us,

527
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,043
then how about
you come out here

528
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:29,870
and take a look
for yourself?

529
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,969
What's going on?

530
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,797
Everyone loves
your painting so much,

531
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,060
they want to hang them up
in the cabins.

532
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,409
[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

533
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:52,022
People really do
like my art?

534
00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,589
They love your art,

535
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:54,982
and we love it, too.

536
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,376
So will you
keep painting?

537
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:01,684
Definitely.

538
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,383
Maybe just give us a heads up
if you're going to paint us

539
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,167
in the middle
of any fireable offenses?

540
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,169
No promises.

541
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:10,389
No, Jake,
we need promises.

542
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,434
And flushing.

543
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,046
Okay. I promise.

544
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:18,048
To both.

545
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,313
Speaking of fireable offenses,

546
00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,968
let's talk about my two
favorite paintings.

547
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,796
Sacre bleu!

548
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,286
What is going on here?

549
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:44,553
Just two dudes wearing hats
and starting trends.

550
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:47,338
Yup. Nothing to see here
but our whimsical headwear,

551
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:48,557
that definitely
isn't hiding anything.

552
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:50,472
Look away.

553
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,130
Those hats were silly.
[SNICKERS]

554
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:57,610
I want one.

555
00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:01,918
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]