1
00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:06,397
Hey, Jake, you're just
in time for s'mores.

2
00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:08,704
I am never eating
s'mores again.

3
00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,967
Ever since I found out
marshmallows are alive.

4
00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:12,925
You monsters.

5
00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:17,756
Wait. You think
marshmallows are
living creatures?

6
00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,238
Yes. Look,
I found their babies.

7
00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,894
I know you're
wrong, but...

8
00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:25,938
You've still
ruined this for me.

9
00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,768
Hey, great news.
The Kikiwaka Ranch
website

10
00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:30,856
is just about ready
to launch.

11
00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,554
So you finally fixed
our Wi-Fi issues?

12
00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:33,816
If by fixed,
you mean

13
00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:35,078
paid a guy named
Shady Joe

14
00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,514
to patch us
into the town's
Internet,

15
00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:38,038
then, yeah.
Mama's a fixer.

16
00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,215
Whatever. Will be
nice to have
some actual bars

17
00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:44,218
on my phone instead
of just a string
of question marks.

18
00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,784
And to promote
the new website,

19
00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:47,134
I'm gonna do a live
stream from camp
tomorrow night.

20
00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,179
And you want
me to host it?
I'm flattered, but...

21
00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:50,702
[CHUCKLES]
I'm not surprised.

22
00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:53,749
[CHUCKLES]
You're also wrong.

23
00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,490
I'll host it,
right after
I get back

24
00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,057
and get my hair
and makeup done
in town.

25
00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,928
Wait, Dusty Tush
has a beauty parlor.

26
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It's called
the Pretty Horsy Salon.

27
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They specialize
in ponytails,
or ponies tails.

28
00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,022
Either way,
they're cheap.

29
00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:08,981
I got you, boss.

30
00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:11,158
I'll plan a fun, camp
wide activity to get
everyone in the spirit

31
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before we go live
on the Internet
for the world to see.

32
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I'm just hoping you
don't burn the place

33
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to the ground
while I'm gone.

34
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If we're being honest,
I am too.

35
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Hey, if it's ideas
for activities,
that Parker wants,

36
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I have a ton
of great ones.

37
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Let me guess.
They all involve

38
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an unreasonable
amount of danger

39
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and an equally
unreasonable
lack of safety.

40
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What can I say?

41
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I have a brand.

42
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Look, as your counselor,

43
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I am responsible
for your safety,

44
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and there's a ton
of fun things
we can do here

45
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without potentially
losing a limb.

46
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Big deal.
They grow back.

47
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No, they don't.

48
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For the last time.
Humans are not starfish.

49
00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,500
You have got
to stop hanging
around Jake.

50
00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:53,678
Now's your
chance. Fly!
Be free.

51
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See what I mean.

52
00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,732
ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

53
00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:06,082
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

54
00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,998
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

55
00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,486
All right. Time for some
morning announcements.

56
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Who's ready
for some sick

57
00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:22,403
camp-fo-tainment?

58
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Wha-what?

59
00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,146
All right.
Check this out.

60
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[EXHALES]

61
00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,236
[ALL CHEERING]

62
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Don't worry, Parker.
Someday,

63
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they'll appreciate you
for your mind.

64
00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:35,981
Okay. First ups.

65
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Few things Lou wants us
to get through.

66
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Uh, blah, blah, blah.
Not safe to eat.

67
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Blah, blah, blah,
wolverines
in the boathouse.

68
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You know what? Let's skip
to my great idea.

69
00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,815
[CLIPBOARD CLATTERING]

70
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It is my pleasure
to announce
the camp's first ever

71
00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,037
Switcheroo Day.

72
00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,213
What's
a Switcheroo Day?

73
00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,258
Ooh, I know.

74
00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,824
We have to wear
shirts as pants,

75
00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,913
and pants as shirts.

76
00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,567
Not even close. Not sure
why you went there.

77
00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:01,224
It's where the counselors
and the campers switch places.

78
00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,618
It's the campers
turn to be
in charge.

79
00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:04,923
It's gonna be
a ton of fun.

80
00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:05,968
Or a vehicle for revenge.

81
00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,012
Guess we'll find
out together.

82
00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,407
But our cabin
has two campers.

83
00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:12,496
How do we decide
who's gonna be
counselor.

84
00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,846
I got it.
We'll flip a coin.

85
00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,239
Okay. Call in the...Heads!

86
00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,240
Belly button.

87
00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:20,504
Bill wins.

88
00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:24,116
So, who am I gonna
switcheroo with?

89
00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,074
Hey, why don't you
switch with me

90
00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,249
and be activities
director?

91
00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,425
I'll supervise,
of course, because...

92
00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,079
Well, you think a coin
has a belly button?

93
00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,473
Awesome. Can we...

94
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We will not wear pants
as shirts. Let it go.

95
00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:38,261
So I get to be
your counselor.

96
00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:41,221
Huh? And we have
to do anything I want.

97
00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:43,397
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
That is what Parker said

98
00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,876
without consulting
me first.

99
00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,227
Perfect.

100
00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,793
Luckily, I have
a whole list of ideas

101
00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,273
ready to go.

102
00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,274
No crimes.

103
00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:55,496
Then I have a half list
of ideas ready to go.

104
00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:02,285
Hey, Destiny.
How's Switcheroo Day
treating you?

105
00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,895
Well, I'm meeting
Winnie here to play

106
00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:06,246
something called,
"Dueling Fire
Extinguishers."

107
00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,290
So what do you think?

108
00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:10,293
I think now
is a bad time
to tell you

109
00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,426
that I also switcherooed
the nurse with the chef.

110
00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,865
Luckily, I happen
to have a very
clever plan

111
00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,301
to teach Winnie
the consequences

112
00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,477
of her dangerous
behavior.Hmm.

113
00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:22,305
Well, if anyone
does get hurt,

114
00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:25,090
I hope it can be
fixed with some
oatmeal and a cleaver.

115
00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,573
Sorry, it took me
a long time

116
00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,967
to find two
fire extinguishers
that weren't empty.

117
00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,882
Most of them just say,
"For decoration only."

118
00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,057
I love this camp.

119
00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,190
So how exactly
do we play

120
00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:39,801
Dueling Fire
Extinguishers?

121
00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:42,934
She said, terrified
of the answer.

122
00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:45,328
All right, we stand
back-to-back and on
the count of three,

123
00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,852
we turn and bless
each other with
these bad boys.

124
00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:50,377
First person to beg
for mercy is the loser.

125
00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,466
Oh, so just like
how we decide
who showers first.

126
00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:54,990
On the count of three.

127
00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,557
One...

128
00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,645
Two...

129
00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:00,430
[SHOUTS] Ow!

130
00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:02,650
I dropped this
very heavy
fire extinguisher

131
00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,304
on my sweet
innocent foot.

132
00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,697
Curse us.

133
00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:09,178
Oh, no. Destiny,
I'm so sorry.

134
00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:10,658
Do you think
it's broken?

135
00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,181
Now that
you say that,

136
00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,443
I do think
it's broken.

137
00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:16,011
Heck, for all I know,
it's double broken.

138
00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:16,794
That's a thing, right?

139
00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,362
Oh, my gosh. Okay.

140
00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,582
Don't move. I'm gonna
fix you right up.

141
00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,498
I have a lot of experience
making my own casts.

142
00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,108
I just hope this camp
has enough chewing gum.

143
00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:30,634
Wait. Did you say chewing gum?
I have follow-up questions.

144
00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:36,205
So what are you thinking
we should do today,

145
00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:38,163
Mr. Activities Director.

146
00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,600
Glad you asked.

147
00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,645
Butterfly races.
I'll go get
the saddles.

148
00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,821
That was my fault
for asking
an open-ended question.

149
00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,389
What about a sport?

150
00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,391
I'm not very good
at sports.

151
00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:51,089
On my basketball team,
they made me
sideline inspector.

152
00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,352
Why not benchwarmer?

153
00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,397
I tried that.
I kept falling
off the bench.

154
00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,661
So no sports.

155
00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:58,880
Keeping thinking
while I put away
these plates.

156
00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,316
Oh, I got it, bro.

157
00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,976
Come on. We've gotta
think of something
amazing I can do.

158
00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,847
Gee, that was amazing.

159
00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:13,024
You think so?
I can do lots
of stuff like that.

160
00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,678
I just thought
it was a way
to do my chores

161
00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,288
without having to get up
from playing video games.

162
00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:18,116
Whatever. It's incredible.

163
00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,423
Dude, this can be
your activity.

164
00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,643
You can teach campers
to do trick shots.

165
00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,993
Okay, and after
we saddle up
some butterflies

166
00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:27,038
and take to the skies!

167
00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,475
Or maybe just
trick shots.

168
00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:34,698
Hey, Noah. You ready
for the switcheroo,
my buckaroo?

169
00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:36,134
Oh, I'm ready,
all right.

170
00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:43,272
Hmm. What exactly
am I looking at?

171
00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:47,015
I'm throwing myself
into my new role
as camper.

172
00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,278
I even have
a sympathetic backstory.
Wanna hear it?

173
00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:50,671
Don't know why I ask,
'cause I'll tell you anyway.

174
00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,022
It all started
with a shipwreck.

175
00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,153
[NOTIFICATION BELL DINGS]

176
00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,025
Ooh, saved by the bell.

177
00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:01,203
Oh, no.

178
00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,426
You okay?
What's wrong?

179
00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,037
My mom says,
my first acting teacher,

180
00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,342
Mrs. Jenkins,
just passed away.

181
00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:13,781
I can't believe
she's gone.

182
00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,524
I'm really sorry,
Noah.

183
00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,309
Thanks.

184
00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:21,919
Uh, I think I'm gonna
go get changed.

185
00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,965
I don't really feel
like wearing
a costume, right now.

186
00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,497
Noah, I'm really
impressed.

187
00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:35,716
Even after
your bad news,
you still wanna

188
00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,152
take part
in the switcheroo.

189
00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,588
Of course,
campers always
come first.

190
00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,504
Although, in this case

191
00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,288
you're a counselor
and I'm a camper, so...

192
00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:45,813
I think we're stuck
in a loop.

193
00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,033
Well, I know
staying busy

194
00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:51,079
will help you keep
your mind off your
teacher passing away.

195
00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,472
When my first
horse buddy died,

196
00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,430
I buried myself
in ranch chores.

197
00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,779
And it really helped.

198
00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:57,781
To this day,
whenever I watch
a sad movie,

199
00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:00,436
I gotta go
milk something.

200
00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,613
Well, it's definitely
worth a try.

201
00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,659
And hey,
I've already been
super productive.

202
00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,661
I collected these eggs
from all the chickens.

203
00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:10,402
Um, how?
Those are roosters.

204
00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:11,447
Then what's
in my bag?

205
00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:14,885
I don't know
but do not eat them.

206
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,541
Sorry, I guess
I'm a little
out of it right now.

207
00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,543
But I'm committed
to my role as camper.

208
00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:23,764
And as Mrs. Jenkins
always used to say,
"The show must go on."

209
00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:27,115
She also used to say,
"Noah, the show is over,
get off the stage."

210
00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:29,857
I'm gonna miss
that cranky lady.

211
00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,729
Hey, I know.

212
00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,078
Uh, let's feed
the pigs.

213
00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:34,862
Can you hand me
that bag?

214
00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,214
Mrs. Jenkins
loved bags.

215
00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,563
She always used
to hit me with one,

216
00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:41,869
when I wouldn't
get off the stage.

217
00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,829
And to be clear,
we miss her?

218
00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,749
I'm so sorry
I got you hurt.

219
00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,664
Is the bubble gum cast
I made helping?

220
00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:56,884
Oh, so much.

221
00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,846
Man, I really
messed up today.

222
00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,718
It's okay. I just hope
now you understand

223
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,415
the consequences
of your actions.

224
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:07,851
I do.

225
00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,592
And why you have
all that gray hair?

226
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,116
What?

227
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,119
But, don't worry.
I found a fun
and safe activity

228
00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,599
that won't give you
any more wrinkles.

229
00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,340
Again, what?

230
00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:23,127
Ooh, my activity

231
00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:25,042
is relaxing in bed
with a book
and some lemonade.

232
00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,609
Well... [CLICKS TONGUE]
If you insist.

233
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,828
Anything for my campers.

234
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:32,615
I do insist.
Because of me,
you're injured.

235
00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:33,790
I won't let that
ever happen again.

236
00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:37,489
Ah! Nice and cool.

237
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,056
Wait, is it too cold?

238
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,232
Do you have
a brain freeze?
What was I thinking?

239
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,583
Ooh, I'll warm it up
for you in my armpit.

240
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:48,457
Uh, when you warmed up
my pizza for me,

241
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,241
it wasn't this, right?

242
00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:55,029
Just sit back, relax
and enjoy your book.

243
00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,989
Your book with
razor sharp pages

244
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,556
that could give you
paper cuts.

245
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,558
Do I have a death
wish for you?

246
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,865
I'll run the book
under the faucet
to soften the edges.

247
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,782
And that was my diary.

248
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,305
Goodbye, irreplaceable
memories.

249
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,140
Okay, campers.

250
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,925
Today we are going
to be learning
trick shots.

251
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,406
Take it away,
Mr. Activities
Director.

252
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,931
Welcome to
Jake Jacobs
Shoot shots.

253
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:28,889
Yeah, should have
workshopped that.

254
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,588
You two look
a little thirsty.

255
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,459
Thirsty for
this sweet
bottle flip.

256
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,244
[EXCLAIMING]

257
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,724
[CHUCKLES]

258
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:41,292
Uh-oh, Jake.
Did someone spill
something earlier?

259
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:44,078
Parker, we did.
To set up this
next trick shot.

260
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,210
No, I know.
I was just...
Proceed.

261
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,388
And now
to throw away
the trash,

262
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,956
or make that
kick away the trash.

263
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,916
[PARKER LAUGHS]

264
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,961
I can't believe
that just happened.

265
00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,398
Seriously, I did it
for you earlier.

266
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,444
What is wrong
with you today?

267
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,099
No, I know.
I was just...
Proceed.

268
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,404
[CELLPHONE RINGING]

269
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,538
Parker Preston,
nailing it per yoozh.

270
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,019
Hey, Parker,
I'm running behind

271
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,542
at what most certainly
is a horse groomers

272
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:14,978
and not a beauty salon.

273
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,545
This Palomino ahead of me
is getting a blowout,

274
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,242
and she is taking forever.

275
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,635
[HORSE NEIGHS]

276
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,202
Yeah. You heard me,
Jelly Bean.

277
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,117
You're going
to a petting zoo,
not the Oscars.

278
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,077
Parker, you're gonna
have to kick off
the live stream without me.

279
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,383
I won't let you down.

280
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,819
I realize I say
that a lot,

281
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,081
but this time I'm hoping
it plays out differently.

282
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,693
Just think of something
great to kick it off.

283
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,520
I'll be there
as quick as I can.

284
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,392
If I apologize to Jelly Bean,
maybe she'll give me a lift.

285
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,785
[HORSE NEIGHING]

286
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,917
Ooh, never mind.
She's still angry.
I'll get a taxi.

287
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,312
Yo, Jake.

288
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,617
Do you think you can
come up with, like,

289
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,750
a truly epic trick shot
by the end of the day?

290
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,839
Does this awesome
grape catch answer
your question?

291
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,497
[TEETH CRACKING]

292
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,806
Oops, that was
a marble.

293
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:02,286
My tooth hurts.

294
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,337
Come on, Destiny.
Let's ride
like the wind.

295
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,730
[YELLS] Yee-haw!

296
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,384
Sure.

297
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,516
[UNENTHUSIASTICALLY]
Yee-haw.

298
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,998
You know,
when you suggested
horseback riding,

299
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,174
I thought there'd be
more horses
and riding and less...

300
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,176
Whatever this is.

301
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,179
You can't ride
real horses.

302
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,920
You could fall off
and get hurt.

303
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,096
But, we're sitting
here on unfinished
wood. I mean...

304
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,011
What if we get
splinters?

305
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:34,014
Oh, my gosh,
you're totally right.
What was I thinking?

306
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,189
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

307
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,976
Immediately
regretting that
splinter comment.

308
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,676
Winnie, I think
you're being
a little too careful.

309
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,809
If you're this safe,
it's gonna be
a pretty boring summer.

310
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,593
Not true,
I'm gonna spend it

311
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,944
making us
bubble wrap
jumpsuits.

312
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,990
Functionally safe,
but fashionably dangerous.

313
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,515
Winnie, I didn't
even get hurt, okay?

314
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,865
I faked my injury.

315
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,606
Wait, you did? Why?

316
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,131
To teach you
a lesson about safety,

317
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,046
but it blew up in
my face worse than
that time you put

318
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:06,960
dynamite in our toilet.

319
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,006
Well, it doesn't matter.

320
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,834
You still could
have gotten hurt.

321
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,010
Now I understand
how scared
I made you feel

322
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,404
when I did all those
dangerous things.

323
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,058
I'm never gonna
make you feel
that way again.

324
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,712
Winnie, don't say that.

325
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,018
I don't want you
to change.

326
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,412
Trust me. It's for
your own good.

327
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,761
Now I'm going
to get us
some helmets.

328
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,068
Caution accepted.

329
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:33,987
Can't believe
I'm saying this,

330
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,902
but I gotta
make Winnie
wild again.

331
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,122
Mustang cabin is going
through something.

332
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,124
Okay, let's move it
along, people.

333
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,872
In sooth,
good morrow, fellow.

334
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,833
That's not
how I sound, is it?

335
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:58,359
Since ranch tours
didn't take your mind
off being sad,

336
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,274
I thought we should
do something
you like to do.

337
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,189
Like...

338
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,626
A Shakespearean
puppet show.

339
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:08,630
Mrs. Jenkins
gave me
this puppet.

340
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,894
[SNIFFS]

341
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,287
Yes, It still smells
like old lady perfume.

342
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,551
Hey, I know.

343
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:19,249
Why don't we switch
gears and pretend
we're in a sci-fi movie?

344
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:22,644
Uh, this can be
my laser blade,

345
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,864
and, uh,
this can be
your blaster.

346
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,867
You mean improv?

347
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,349
Mrs. Jenkins was
the most naturally
gifted improviser ever

348
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,568
next to Wayne Brady.

349
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,658
Never mind,
no improv.

350
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,790
That's what everyone said
to Mrs. Jenkins and me

351
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,096
when we performed
together at the mall.

352
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:45,275
I got it. Why don't you,
uh, play me a song
on your trombone?

353
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,582
Mrs. Jenkins'
maiden name was Horn.
[CRYING]

354
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:49,627
[BLOWS NOSE]

355
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,154
Well, that
couldn't have
gone worse.

356
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,982
I guess I should just
change out of this.

357
00:14:57,418 --> 00:15:00,900
Although, pantaloons
are surprisingly comfy.

358
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,990
Mmm, yeah.

359
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:11,258
Hey, I'm almost done
danger-proofing
our cabin.

360
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:14,870
Do you think our
toilet needs one
seatbelt or two?

361
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,045
I guess it depends
on what's for dinner.

362
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,570
Look, I know
you've sworn off
anything dangerous,

363
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:22,182
so I came up
with the perfect
activity for us.

364
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,097
I bet we're thinking
the same thing.

365
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,663
Dodge Pillow.

366
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,797
Winnie,
that's ridiculous.

367
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,494
Ugh, you're right.
Too dangerous.

368
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,931
Memory foam
runs hot.

369
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,283
Actually, what
I'm thinking of
involves helmets,

370
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,459
flotation devices
and sunscreen.

371
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,113
[GASPS] Whoa!

372
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,853
That's the trifecta
of safety.

373
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,422
Trust me.
You are going
to love this.

374
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,685
I hate this!

375
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,862
What if something
happens?

376
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:54,301
Yes, what if something
does happen.

377
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,956
Well, that's
a terrifying way
to answer a question.

378
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,351
Are those rapids
up ahead?

379
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,528
[SARCASTICALLY]
Oh, no! I didn't
plan for this.

380
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,530
She said,
having planned
for this.

381
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,446
You took us here
on purpose?

382
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,014
What is wrong
with you?I had to do it.

383
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,234
You've gone way overboard
with the safety precautions.

384
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,626
Don't say overboard.

385
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,281
Uh-oh.

386
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,936
Are those
jagged rocks?

387
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,243
Were those a part
of your plan too?

388
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,680
No. But to be fair,
I didn't think
this through.

389
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,725
Plus the part where you
thank me for getting
your groove back.

390
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,163
[BOTH SCREAMING]

391
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,468
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

392
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,521
You are turning out
to be

393
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,697
a very
difficult camper.

394
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,307
Look, I just thought
that if I got you out

395
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,396
on the rapids,
you'd remember
who you really are.

396
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,181
Wild Winnie Webber
and not some
safety freak

397
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,312
who carpeted
our shower.

398
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,577
All I know is that
I am more scared
than I've ever been

399
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,014
in my entire life.

400
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,714
[WINNIE GRUNTS AND GASPS]

401
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,368
And you
know what?

402
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,718
I love it.

403
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,198
Woo-hoo!

404
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,243
Wild Winnie Webber's
back, baby.

405
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:08,766
It worked.

406
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:12,074
I'd celebrate
if I wasn't afraid
for my life!

407
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,554
I'll get us
through this.
Hold on!

408
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,470
Uh, Winnie?

409
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,820
You're aiming us towards
the very sharp rocks.

410
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,126
Sure am.

411
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,084
Come and get us,
you pointy jerks.

412
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,435
I definitely didn't
think this through.

413
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,355
Hey! Have you
seen Jake?

414
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,487
He's supposed
to walk me through
his big trick shot.

415
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,142
Nope.
Can't help you.

416
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,796
Seems like
I can't help
anyone today.

417
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,798
Hey, who peed
in your cereal?

418
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,322
I mean, other than
the family of muskrats

419
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,236
that moved
into the kitchen.

420
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,282
It's about Noah.

421
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,371
His first acting teacher
just passed away.

422
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,851
And I've been
trying all day
to distract him

423
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,505
with activities
so he doesn't feel sad.

424
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,942
But it's not working.

425
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,510
I'm sure
he appreciates
you trying to help.

426
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,903
But maybe
distracting him
from his feelings

427
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,515
isn't the best way
to help him
through this.

428
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,387
Why not? It worked
for me in the past
when I feel sad.

429
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,694
Well, everyone grieves
in different ways.

430
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,566
For you, it was
keeping busy,
but for Noah,

431
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,480
maybe it's
talking it out.

432
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:12,526
I never thought
about that.

433
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,746
I'll leave
you guys to it,

434
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,792
but seriously,
do not eat
the cereal.

435
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,101
Mrs. Jenkins
loved cereal.
[CHUCKLES]

436
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:25,321
Used to carry
it around loose
in all those bags.

437
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,409
Birds and squirrels
loved her.

438
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,500
What kind of cereal
did she like?

439
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:33,024
Oh, all kinds.
She used to put
orange juice in it.

440
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,635
Oh, gross.

441
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,332
Yeah, I know.

442
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,508
Especially because
she poured it
right into the bags.

443
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,685
Tell me more
about her.

444
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,558
Really?
Mrs. Jenkins
was the best.

445
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,864
She was the first
person to ever
cast me in a play.

446
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,301
She also was
the first person

447
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,216
to yell at me
for stealing focus.

448
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,914
Which you
still kind of do
sometimes.

449
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,699
Hey, it's not my fault
I'm more interesting
than everyone else.

450
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,225
Thanks, Bill.

451
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:00,922
This is really nice.

452
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,272
Anytime.

453
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:06,014
Wanna go get some
orange juice cereal
in Mrs. J's honor?

454
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,363
I do not.

455
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,064
Okay, for this
next trick shot,

456
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,675
I'm gonna jump
onto the seesaw

457
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:17,460
which will send
that log flying
into the air.

458
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:20,637
Then I'll use
that candle
to light an arrow.

459
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,900
I'll shoot the log,
which will land
in the fire pit

460
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,641
and light our
campfire.

461
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,209
How's that
for epic?

462
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,429
Dude, kids shooting
flaming arrows?

463
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,735
This could go viral
in so many ways,
some of them good.

464
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,522
This is the perfect
way to kick off
our live stream.

465
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,176
Wait. Live stream?

466
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,786
Yeah. Yo,
you can start
setting up now.

467
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,048
I better get
into makeup.

468
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,441
I do not need
the Internet seeing

469
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,355
that I haven't
been exfoliating.

470
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,836
I can't be
on the live stream.

471
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,926
My mom sent me
to camp to get away
from technology.

472
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,972
I wouldn't feel right
being all over
the Internet.

473
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,148
But, Jake,
we have over
10,000 people

474
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,802
in our waiting room
right now.

475
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,543
All because I promised
we're going to start
this thing off

476
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,935
with an epic
trick shot.

477
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:00,242
Sorry. I really wish
I could help,

478
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,679
but I'm not ready
to be famous.

479
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,856
It's too soon in
my spiritual journey.

480
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,250
Jake, we were gonna
throw a party when
you nail this thing.

481
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,122
Look, I got
you a cake
and everything.

482
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,907
Okay, I found you a cake,
but it's the thought
that counts.

483
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,304
Are those teeth marks?Yeah, whatever.
We'll just cut around them.

484
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,350
Look, the live stream's
about to start.

485
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,222
Can you teach
me how to do
this trick shot?

486
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,266
Absolutely.Really?

487
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,224
No way. Good luck.

488
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,139
Oh, no. I'm on.

489
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,405
Howdy, and welcome
to the Kikiwaka Ranch,
Internet.

490
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,624
Even those of you
that got here
by accident.

491
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,931
Looking at you,
Nana737.

492
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,454
No, we don't know
where your glasses are.

493
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,325
Try the top
of your head.

494
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,243
Anyway, I'm Parker
Preston,

495
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,289
and this is how
we kick off campfire
around these parts.

496
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,770
[SIGHS]
Ready, set...

497
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:50,945
Lift-off!

498
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,778
Okay, who wants
to see a back flip?

499
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,650
I got here
as fast as I could.

500
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:01,651
Did you start
the live stream...Whoa, look at that log.

501
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:02,957
[ALL GASP]

502
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,006
I'm live right now,
aren't I?

503
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,445
Yes.

504
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,968
By the way
your hair
looks delicious.

505
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,845
Lou, I wanna
apologize for ruining
the live stream,

506
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,238
and the website launch.

507
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,284
And your hair
and the cake.

508
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,633
Oh, wait.
That last one
was you,

509
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,287
and I forgive you.

510
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,900
Thanks. I still have
icing up my nostrils.

511
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,336
I'm gonna be smelling
buttercream all summer,

512
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:36,730
which I'm not mad about.

513
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,342
Well, you're in
a better mood than
I thought you'd be.

514
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,561
I'm actually
in a good mood

515
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,214
because despite
your best efforts,

516
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,391
the website launch
was a huge success.

517
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:48,350
Turns out your botched
trick shot went viral.

518
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,178
[READING]
"Clueless camp owner
takes the cake."

519
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:52,223
Whoa! Look
how many views.

520
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,400
So I guess
I did a good job,
after all.

521
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,402
You completely messed up
everything I asked you to do.

522
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,186
Didn't burn down the camp.
Still calling it a win.

523
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:02,495
So how did
Switcheroo Day
go for you guys?

524
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,975
My counselor
identified a problem,
made adjustments,

525
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,369
and helped his camper
through a really tough,
emotional struggle.

526
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:08,588
I'd definitely
give him an "A".

527
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:09,937
Hmm. What
about you?

528
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,374
Well, as camper,
I lied to my counselor,

529
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,594
made her change
her personality completely,

530
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,509
then tricked her
into going down
some deadly rapids.

531
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:21,165
So, "B-plus"?

532
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:24,038
I'm just glad everything
worked out. And I got
my Wild Winnie Webber back.

533
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,605
And that's
a good thing?

534
00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,911
It has its
ups and downs.

535
00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:30,610
Can you guys move?
I'm trying to
bungee jump here.

536
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:32,916
Mostly downs.

537
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,265
Hold on, Winnie.
Let me get
the bubble wrap.

538
00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:40,184
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