1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,440 Hey, Bill. 2 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:07,311 Do you want to go into town and get ice cream today? 3 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:09,052 Sure. Why do I get ice cream? 4 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,620 Because you're Coyote Campus camper of the week. 5 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:13,752 Spoiler alert, next week is Jake. 6 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,319 Unless he uses my toothbrush again, 7 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,581 in which case it's back to you. 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,671 Wait, is this something every cabin does? 9 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,760 Because if so, Destiny owes me a lot of ice cream. 10 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:25,025 Guess who's got two flags 11 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,027 and is going to be a dual citizen? This guy. 12 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,158 Ow. 13 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,074 That's great, Parker. 14 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,728 When you're done, can I have the super sharp flags? 15 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:35,557 I'm sure I'm gonna regret this. 16 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,646 But have at it. 17 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:39,865 Anyway, I got my citizenship test later today 18 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,432 and I've been studying all week. 19 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:44,479 So what made you decide to go from being Canadian to... 20 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:47,134 AmeriCanadian? 21 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,005 Well, I found so many friends and opportunities here, 22 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,615 especially at Kikiwaka. 23 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:51,964 I love this country, too. 24 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:54,054 And frankly, I'm a value add. 25 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,882 Plus you have a overwhelming 26 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,536 and unearned sense of self-confidence. 27 00:00:58,580 --> 00:00:59,711 You're already one of us. 28 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:02,279 I know all about the US. 29 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:05,369 Apple pies, spray cheese, spray cheese on apple pie. 30 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:06,936 Asking how are you, 31 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,372 and then walking away before you get an answer. 32 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,201 Sounds like you're ready for this test. 33 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,289 I think so. 34 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,074 But hey, are you free today? 35 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,076 Sure. I wasn't planning on building a rocket 36 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,816 loading it with... and launching it into space. 37 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,732 What? I said I wasn't. 38 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,518 Great. I could use your help. 39 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:24,388 Do you think you could quiz me? 40 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:25,955 Definitely. 41 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,391 Ooh, can I poke you with these flags 42 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:28,697 when you get the answers wrong? 43 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:31,482 Maybe we bring in Lou for backup. 44 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:32,831 And please don't tell her that I gave you those flags. 45 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,270 Man, I can't wait to be an official American, 46 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:38,663 and eating bacon wrapped fried hot dogs with fries. 47 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,796 Fried stuff wrapped in fried stuff. 48 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:42,406 It doesn't get more American than that. 49 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,019 ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka 50 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,239 ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka 51 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:51,894 ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka 52 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:59,206 [MUSIC PLAYING] 53 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,859 After you tie the shirt with rubber bands, 54 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:02,426 just apply whatever color dyes you want 55 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:03,862 and let it sit for a few hours. 56 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,473 I've heard of this... 57 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:08,824 where you tie things and dye things. 58 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,260 What's it called again? 59 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,088 Tie-dyeing?Nah, that's not right. 60 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:15,657 Anyway, this is also an easy, 61 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,180 fashion forward way to help the environment. 62 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:18,790 Instead of throwing out stained clothes, 63 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,227 you can dye them different colors. 64 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,706 Once the dye has set, 65 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,708 rinse the shirt and water let it dry, 66 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:26,494 and ta-da. 67 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,235 Jake's crusty old gaming shirt 68 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:30,280 is now a gorgeous rainbow explosion. 69 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,804 I can't even see the guacamole stains 70 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:35,067 with all those pretty splotchy swirls. 71 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:37,331 Hey, that's what this is called. 72 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:38,941 Splotchy swirling. 73 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,595 Mind like a steel taco. 74 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,859 [BANGING ON WALL] 75 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,602 Rose, what are you doing? 76 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:50,866 These are the flyers for my annual fashion show today. 77 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:52,172 And before you make a fuss, 78 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,348 I have Lou's permission to be here. 79 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:56,480 In exchange, I promised to be nice to her for a week. 80 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:57,829 [CHUCKLES] 81 00:02:57,873 --> 00:02:59,309 She didn't specify what year, though. 82 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,574 I love this look, Destiny. 83 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:06,142 It makes me feel like I barfed a beautiful rainbow. 84 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,754 Despite that, it is a great shirt. 85 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:10,929 Where'd you get it, Sugar Plum? 86 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,583 I made it myself. 87 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:15,151 Wow. You should enter it in the show. 88 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,762 All the designers are allowed to submit one outfit 89 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,721 to compete for a chance to have a clothing line 90 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,897 sold in my boutique. 91 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,551 Well, I have always dreamed 92 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:25,466 of having my own sustainable fashion line. 93 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:28,643 Plus, I was supposed to... the kickball field today, 94 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:30,645 so I'm in. 95 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:33,909 Excellent. I can't wait to see more of your splotchy swirls 96 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,606 at my show. [CHUCKLES] 97 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:37,695 See. 98 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,654 Steel taco. 99 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,874 I'm so excited. 100 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:45,007 Any chance you would model my outfit on the runway? 101 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,356 Really? Me? 102 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,490 Wow. That would be awesome. 103 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,232 Yeah, your whole vibe just screams, "Tie-dye." 104 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,581 What? 105 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,757 Splotchy swirls. 106 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,062 Oh. Yeah, totally. 107 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:01,284 [MUSIC PLAYING] 108 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,374 Welcome to Cold Tush Creamery, 109 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,550 where the only thing sweeter than the ice cream 110 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:07,769 is our smiles. 111 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:09,292 And the only thing colder, 112 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,250 is our hearts. 113 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,295 Also, we have sprinkles. 114 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,559 Noah, this is Mavis and Iris, 115 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,126 two of the Buffalo Betties. 116 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:18,475 They once tried to swindle us 117 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,260 out of the Dusty Tush treasure. 118 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,957 Iris, I never took you for the kind of person 119 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,393 to run an ice cream shop. 120 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,222 When you know a person's favorite ice cream flavor, 121 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,269 you know their true dark soul. 122 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:31,836 Okay. 123 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:34,317 Iris, remember, 124 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,450 we don't scare away the customers. 125 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:39,583 So, what can I get you two sweethearts? 126 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,803 One scoop of vanilla in a cone please, ma'am. 127 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:44,327 Really? But they have tons of different flavors. 128 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,503 I always get vanilla. It's my favorite. 129 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:48,288 Don't you want to step outside your comfort zone 130 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,550 and try something new? 131 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,943 But my comfort zone is so... comfortable. 132 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,685 At least sample a few flavors. 133 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,687 Who knows? You might walk out with a new favorite. 134 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,210 Assuming you get out. 135 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,475 Because the door handle's been jiggly. 136 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:06,131 Fine. I guess I'll have one sample. 137 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:08,351 Would you like to try mint chocolate chip 138 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:12,137 because you're a fun loving, free spirit on a rocky road, 139 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:14,531 because you have a deep seeded hatred for your parents. 140 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,707 Come on, kid. Let's unpack some stuff. 141 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,450 How about Strawberry? For no reason at all. 142 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:23,323 Sure. I'll try strawberry, please. 143 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,331 Woo-hoo. This is actually really good. 144 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,854 Can I try more flavors, please? 145 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:34,203 That's the spirit, Bill. 146 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:35,552 And maybe for dinner, we can get you 147 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,206 to try something other than beans. 148 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:38,381 Don't push it.You're right. 149 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:39,426 Let's crawl before we walk. 150 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:43,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 151 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,214 Okay, I printed out some sample questions 152 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,521 to quiz you for your citizenship test. 153 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,958 "Diagram for a less explode-y manure rocket." 154 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,307 Winnie, did you leave this in the printer? 155 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,917 Hey, it says, "Less explode-y." 156 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,049 What more do you want from me? 157 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,356 All right, I'm ready. 158 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,053 Quiz me. 159 00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,837 First question. What are the three branches of government? 160 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,709 Oh, I know this. I definitely know this. 161 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,537 I swear I know this. 162 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,496 Yeah, I don't know this. 163 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,063 Parker, I thought you said you've been studying. 164 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,630 I have been, constantly, 165 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,936 but for some reason, my mind just went totally blank. 166 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,329 Well, maybe you're nervous. 167 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,070 Did you ever have test anxiety at school? 168 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,593 Never. 169 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,508 Oh, but the guy I paid to take my tests, he did. 170 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,033 Rich people. 171 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:24,340 I passed my test the way you're supposed to, 172 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,994 by copying off the smart kids. 173 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:30,390 Parker, becoming a citizen is a big deal. 174 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,174 It makes sense that you're a little tense. 175 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:33,697 I've got a great idea that'll help. 176 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,438 Oh, is it paying a guy to take the test for me, 177 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,744 because I think I still have Jared's number. 178 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,356 Or we just do your thing 179 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,531 and we don't commit a federal crime. 180 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:45,187 [MUSIC PLAYING] 181 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:51,802 Hey, Jake. 182 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:54,414 What's going on with...this? 183 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:57,634 Now that you chose me to be your model, 184 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,810 I have to protect my skin from the sun. 185 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:02,857 And that hat was the best and only choice? 186 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:07,165 You just keep up the great designs, 187 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:09,733 and I'll make sure I'm in primo condition. 188 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,997 Now, if you'll excuse me, 189 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,870 I'm gonna go get one of those manatees for my hands. 190 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:18,046 I think you mean manicure. 191 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,874 Oh, Destiny. 192 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,832 A manicure is a sea creature. 193 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:23,704 Strutting away now. 194 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:28,535 What's wrong with him? 195 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,495 He's actually practicing his runway walk 196 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,497 for the fashion show.What? 197 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,978 Kids aren't allowed to be models in my show. 198 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,154 They aren't?Absolutely not. 199 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:41,591 But I promised Jake.Too bad. 200 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,854 I want you to wear your design. 201 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,987 It's never too late in life to start a new career. 202 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,033 Wait. How old do you think I am? 203 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:51,471 Hmm? 38? 204 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,473 Anyone born after the Internet is a mystery to me. 205 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:55,997 Wait. 206 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,781 How old are you? 207 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:01,002 Uh, never ask a woman her age, Rose! 208 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,220 And yes, I am a woman. 209 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,440 A grown adult woman. 210 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,702 Taxes? Am I right? 211 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:14,537 How's flavor number ten hitting you? 212 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:16,452 Hmm. 213 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:18,802 It's good, but... 214 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,108 it's a little too peanut buttery. 215 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:21,457 Oh, my! 216 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,024 What a surprise from a flavor called 217 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,200 peanut butter. 218 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,680 Say the word and he goes in the box. 219 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,510 Look, every flavor's not going to be a winner. 220 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:31,946 We'll just keep sampling. 221 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:34,949 Oh, actually, you hit your free sample cup limit. 222 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:35,776 There's a limit? 223 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,038 There is now. 224 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,910 If you want to keep trying flavors, 225 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:41,433 you'll have to buy scoops. 226 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:44,001 Or we could work out a trade. 227 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,873 How do we feel about 228 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:49,267 Shakespeare in the ice cream parlor? 229 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,530 We feel better about money. 230 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,360 You don't have to do that, Noah. 231 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,406 I can just give vanilla.No. 232 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,930 You're on a journey to expand your ice cream horizons, 233 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:02,193 and we're not gonna rest until you reach that pot of gold 234 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:04,239 at the end of the rainbow sherbet. 235 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,676 Okay, then, I'll keep going. 236 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,026 But just so you know, that was only a metaphor. 237 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,027 Sherbet is garbage. 238 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,085 Jake, we've been over this. 239 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,087 That's just your reflection in the window, 240 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,480 not multiverse Jake. 241 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:31,614 No, I was just practicing my looks for the fashion show. 242 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,398 And for the last time, 243 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:36,445 multiverse Jake lives in my oatmeal spoon. 244 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,753 Actually, about the fashion show, 245 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,711 the lame, boring, 246 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:44,235 waste of an afternoon fashion show. 247 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,323 Are you kidding? 248 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,195 I'm super excited to be in it. 249 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:51,242 But, I just feel awful that you're gonna have to 250 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,722 spend the whole day away from camp. 251 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:55,595 I heard Ox cabin is going to play Pickleball. 252 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:59,033 Ooh. Now imagine telling multiverse Jake about that 253 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,121 at breakfast. 254 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,124 Destiny, I have the whole summer 255 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,691 to finally figure out what Pickleball is. 256 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:09,043 This fashion show is the most important thing 257 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,871 in the world to me. 258 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,612 Jake, I need to tell you something. 259 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,048 Ooh. Me first. 260 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,397 I just want to say, 261 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,965 this is the first time in my life 262 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:21,098 that anyone's ever singled me out for something. 263 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,752 You've really made me feel special, 264 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,189 and I will not let you down. 265 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:27,627 Anyway, what were you gonna say? 266 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:29,846 Uh... 267 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:33,197 I was going to tell you that... 268 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,547 Pickleball is just weird tennis... Bye. 269 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,202 But for the last time, 270 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,030 is it played with a pickle? 271 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:47,037 Whenever I had to learn a bunch of information for a test in school, 272 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,517 it always helped to have fun visual aids. 273 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,650 Oh, like whiteboard or video clips. 274 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,260 No, like raw potatoes 275 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,522 dressed as the Founding Fathers. 276 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,221 That's not where I thought this was going. 277 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,921 Now, this potato is the father of our country. 278 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,357 Who is he? 279 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,837 Okay, I know this. I know this. 280 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,534 The father of our country is, 281 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,362 uh, George Oregon. No. Papa America. 282 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,668 Wait. Tom Hanks? 283 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,193 The father of our country is George Washington. 284 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,411 Tom Hanks is America's dad. 285 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,326 You should know this. 286 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,763 You're right. I'm sorry. 287 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,548 This potato wrote the Declaration of Independence, 288 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,723 who is he? 289 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,290 Uh, I don't know. 290 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,726 They look exactly the same. 291 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,597 Uh, because they're both wearing powdered wigs. 292 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,208 No, because they're both potatoes. 293 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,602 It's Thomas Jefferson.Oh, I see it now. 294 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,039 Really?No, it's a potato! 295 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,650 All right, Lou, that's enough. 296 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,043 I'll take it from here. 297 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,655 Are you ready to try something new, Parker? 298 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,483 Yes, but I am getting a little hungry, 299 00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,137 so I'm just going to pop TJ into the microwave for a few minutes 300 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,225 and I'll be right with you folks. 301 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,619 That was Dame Judi Dench. 302 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,105 So, Bill, 303 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,541 is this a winner? 304 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,239 Oh, yeah, it's fantastic. 305 00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,762 Great. Let's put a ring on it. 306 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,024 But is it the one? 307 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,547 Never mind, still playing the field. 308 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,594 Look, I know I started this journey, 309 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,030 but we've been here for hours, 310 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,771 and there are other customers waiting their turn. 311 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,251 Maybe it's time to make a decision. 312 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,775 But I still haven't tasted the last 15 flavors. 313 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,038 I'd like strawberry, but is that who I am? 314 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,170 Or am I Rocky Road? 315 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,911 Pralines and cream, am I that fancy? 316 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,739 I've never dealt with this much uncertainty before. 317 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,741 I don't know who I am. Who am I? 318 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,223 You're scaring away our customers. 319 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,530 I'd give notes, but you're a natural. 320 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,360 You know what? I've wasted enough for your time. 321 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,014 I don't feel like getting ice cream anymore. 322 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,276 Let's just go back to camp. 323 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,495 No. 324 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,455 Mavis, Iris, 325 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,892 we have 15 flavors to go. 326 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,154 Noah, what are you doing? 327 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,547 We're not leaving here until we figure out 328 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,201 what kind of ice cream guy you are. 329 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,855 Because if there's one thing I love, 330 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,205 is centering myself in someone else's emotional crisis. 331 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,164 Line them up. 332 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,432 Do you know what Winnie has in store for me? 333 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,825 I don't know. All she said was 334 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,914 that she would drill the answers into your head. 335 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,742 You don't think she'll use an actual drill, do you? 336 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,310 I wish I could give you a hard no. 337 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,661 Hey, guys.Please don't hurt me. 338 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,926 Parker, the only thing that helps me pass a test is music. 339 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,406 I study by writing songs 340 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,494 about the stuff I have to memorize. 341 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,061 So I wrote a few for you. 342 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,584 Winnie, that's a great idea. 343 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,586 This first song is about Congress. 344 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,631 Awesome. Hey, what's Congress again? 345 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,981 Please start singing. 346 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:34,248 ♪ The Senate keeps a 100 347 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,554 ♪ Two from every state 348 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,730 ♪ Capitol Hill is awesome 349 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,298 ♪ It's where they congregate 350 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,953 ♪ Representatives there, representatives here 351 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,347 ♪ We elect representatives every other year 352 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,784 ♪ How many representatives you must be musing 353 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,220 ♪ At the present population 354 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:53,310 ♪ Which makes it more confusing 355 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,094 ♪ Congress 356 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:58,446 That was great. It has a real Hamilton vibe. 357 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,578 [GASPS] We should re-enact it with potatoes. 358 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,189 I'll get Alexander Hamilton. 359 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,234 No more potatoes. 360 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,715 Now, Parker, 361 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,978 how many senators does each state get? 362 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:12,373 Uh, eleven...ty. 363 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,678 How do you feel about that answer? 364 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,030 I'm sorry. I just can't focus. 365 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,292 Your song was fantastic, 366 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,076 but maybe I'm just not a guitar guy. 367 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,730 Do you play anything else? 368 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,298 Well, there is one other instrument. 369 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,603 It's a little weird. 370 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,606 Oh, come on. Please, I'm desperate. 371 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,435 [MACHINE BUZZING] ♪ How many representatives you must be musing 372 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,959 ♪ It depends on population 373 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,570 ♪ Which makes it more confusing ♪ 374 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,747 Yeah, this is definitely more distracting than guitar. 375 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,358 Shh, I'm mesmerized. 376 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:46,973 ♪ Congressa! 377 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,761 Parker, how many senators does each state get? 378 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,284 Uh, I don't know, 379 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,504 but now I'm pretty sure this cabin is haunted. 380 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,854 Parker, seriously? 381 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,073 I'm sorry. 382 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,813 I don't know why I can't remember this stuff. 383 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,772 I'm never gonna become an American citizen. 384 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,905 Tom Hanks is gonna be so disappointed in me. 385 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,083 I bet Tom would understand. 386 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,085 He's that kind of guy. 387 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,789 I'm so excited. 388 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,443 My first fashion show. 389 00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,010 This is what I was born to do. 390 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,490 Model in Wyoming. 391 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,624 Uh, do you mind hanging out here for a minute? 392 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,278 I need to talk to Rose. 393 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,627 No worries. 394 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,890 I still have to do some serious facial stretching. 395 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,544 Mm. Ee. 396 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:37,719 Ah! 397 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,938 Okay.Mm. Ee. Ah! 398 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:44,595 Hey. There's my little Miss Splotchy swirl. 399 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,423 You should go backstage with the other models. 400 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,772 The show's about to start 401 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,557 as soon as everyone's done grabbing food. 402 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,951 Well, nothing says high fashion like... 403 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,561 all you can eat hot dogs. 404 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,087 Hey, you better not polish off the relish, North. 405 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,220 I had that sent in special from Cheyenne. 406 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,482 Don't make me come over there. 407 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,223 I will scoop it right off your dog. 408 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,528 You know I will. 409 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,533 Listen, Rose, I was hoping you would reconsider 410 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,926 letting Jake model my design. 411 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,841 He really has his heart set on... 412 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,364 Let me stop you right there. 413 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,583 It's not going to happen. 414 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,367 I don't want kids in my show. 415 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,412 They're too unpredictable. 416 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,022 Like thunderstorms, 417 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,068 or those wavy guys in front of car dealerships. 418 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,506 Jake won't embarrass you or your show. 419 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:26,898 He's really into this. 420 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,335 He got a manatee and everything. 421 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,947 Destiny, I have high hopes for your design, 422 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,601 I even made you the finale. 423 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:34,950 But if you're not the model, 424 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,299 you can forget about your clothes 425 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,606 ever being in my show or my shop. 426 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,654 I don't get to be a model, 427 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,875 and they're out of relish? 428 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,007 What a day! 429 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,711 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 430 00:16:56,754 --> 00:17:00,410 Our next design is created and worn by Charlie Wiseman. 431 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,021 Let's see if he embarrasses himself 432 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,326 less than his daughter Caitlin does 433 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,024 on the Pee Wee soccer team I coach. 434 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:07,591 Nope. 435 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,203 Charlie, that grass suit 436 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,552 is as terrible as your daughter. 437 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:12,553 Off the stage. 438 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,341 All right, let's bring out our last design. 439 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,910 Here to close the show is the rodeo queen herself, 440 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,303 Destiny Baker. 441 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,826 [MUSIC PLAYING][APPLAUSE] 442 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,916 Glad to see you came around. 443 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,092 Well, not exactly. 444 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,312 Coming to the stage to showcase my design 445 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,009 is a model so nice 446 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,532 they named him thrice. 447 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,535 Jacob "Jake" Jacobs. 448 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,886 Really? I can't believe it. 449 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,323 Thank you, Destiny. 450 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,153 What are you doing? 451 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,111 You're throwing away a huge opportunity. 452 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,504 I may be a designer one day, 453 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,375 but I'm a counselor today, and that comes first. 454 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,943 Strut your stuff, Jake. 455 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,640 Consider it... 456 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:58,816 strutting. 457 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,037 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 458 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,564 Jacob nails a classic twirl and pose. 459 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,961 Look at those moves. 460 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,441 [APPLAUSE] 461 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,141 Jake is bringing so much heat to the runway, 462 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,969 it's gonna go up in flames. 463 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,275 Watch your sewed suit, Charlie. 464 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,325 That was pretty impressive. 465 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,110 Maybe I was wrong about kids. 466 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,373 But go tell him to stop milking it. 467 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,157 Did you hear that, Jake? You nailed it. 468 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:36,506 Whoa. 469 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:42,904 I'm only 16. 470 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,514 You really shouldn't let kids be in your show. 471 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,439 What am I looking at here? 472 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,095 When Parker gets really stressed, 473 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,357 he has to dance it out. 474 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,272 Oh, no, the Macarena. 475 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,621 I've never seen him this slow. 476 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,017 Hey, buddy. 477 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,105 How are you doing? 478 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:12,977 Does this answer your question? 479 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,328 The Roger Rabbit. 480 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,721 Ooh.Ooh. 481 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,027 Parker, don't worry about it. 482 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,898 It takes time to memorize these things. I mean, 483 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,901 who really knows how often we elect our representatives. 484 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,729 Yeah, like every two years? 485 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,340 Yes.Parker, that was right. 486 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,168 Wait, did it? How do I do it? 487 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,778 Maybe the information finally stuck. 488 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,128 Quick, how many justices are on the Supreme Court? 489 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,956 Uh, can you use Supreme Court in a sentence please? 490 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,786 Wait. Parker, start dancing again. 491 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,135 You don't gotta tell me twice. 492 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,312 Now, tell me, how many justices 493 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,400 are on the Supreme Court? 494 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,750 Nine. What? How do I know that? 495 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,057 You only remember the answers when you're dancing. 496 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,624 You must be a kinesthetic learner. 497 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,321 They taught us all about this in college. 498 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,931 Some people are visual learners, like me, 499 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,672 and some are auditory learners, like Winnie. 500 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,196 But you learn best when you're doing 501 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,936 something physical, like dancing. 502 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,503 It frees up your mind to remember the things you've studied. 503 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,026 We have to try this out. 504 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,680 Lou, give me some questions, Winnie, give me a beat. 505 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,684 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 506 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,251 Okay. What are the three branches of government? 507 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,122 Okay. The legislative, 508 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,560 executive and judicial. 509 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,693 Right again.This is amazing. 510 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,260 I might actually pass the test. 511 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,522 I'd better find some cardboard 512 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,610 in case I have to break dance my way 513 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:21,916 through Cabinet department heads. 514 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,268 There's 15 of them, yo. 515 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,232 Okay, Bill. 516 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,885 That was the last one. 517 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:35,886 What's the verdict? 518 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,541 I'm thinking... 519 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,674 I'm on the edge of my seat. 520 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:41,936 You could cut the tension 521 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:44,112 with a very long, very sharp knife, 522 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,722 which I have. 523 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,423 Okay, I've made my decision. 524 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,646 A single scoop of vanilla in a cone, please. 525 00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,649 What? 526 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,825 Why vanilla? 527 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,914 Because it's the color of bones. 528 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:06,743 No, definitely not that. 529 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,051 After all your sampling, 530 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,313 you're still going with vanilla? 531 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,619 All the flavors were delicious, 532 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,795 but plain old vanilla is my favorite. 533 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,753 That's who I am. 534 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,842 And now I know that for sure. Thanks to you, Noah. 535 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,192 Well, I guess as long as you're happy, I'm happy. 536 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,107 I'm also happy that we get to leave now. 537 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,457 Ooh, not yet. 538 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,893 First, we have to talk toppings. 539 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:28,069 I've got sprinkles, chocolate chips, 540 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:29,113 cherries. 541 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,463 Mm. 542 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,073 What type of toppings guy am I? 543 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:34,945 I am no longer happy. 544 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,648 I'm sorry I knocked you off the stage. 545 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:42,779 It's okay. 546 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,215 If you hadn't, I wouldn't have known 547 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,391 they refilled the relish. 548 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,743 Oh, man, this is tapenade. 549 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,441 There you are. 550 00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:54,617 I don't appreciate the winners of my fashion show 551 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,663 leaving before I can announce them. 552 00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:57,751 Winners? 553 00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:58,795 Announce? 554 00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,711 Maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing. 555 00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,061 I don't understand. 556 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,368 We ruined your show and your food table. 557 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,457 I know, but look at his outfit. 558 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,894 It was a smash hit, literally. 559 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,766 And those splotchy swirls 560 00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,985 perfectly complement stains. 561 00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:16,552 Your clothes for clumsy children 562 00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:18,380 are going to sell like hot cakes. 563 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:22,166 So you're going to put my designs in your boutique? 564 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,820 This is amazing. 565 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:26,606 And it means I am a real runway model. 566 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,956 Today I conquered Wyoming. 567 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,349 Tomorrow... 568 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,350 Kentucky. 569 00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:36,920 Oh, good. You guys are back. 570 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,139 We're having a party to celebrate 571 00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:40,228 Parker passing his citizenship test. 572 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,447 What if he didn't pass? 573 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:42,665 We got that covered, too. 574 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,368 Noah and I brought back ice cream. 575 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,586 We could use it for the party. 576 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,501 Awesome. What flavors did you get? 577 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:53,676 They're all vanilla!They're all vanilla. 578 00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,288 Hey, y'all. 579 00:22:57,332 --> 00:22:59,378 I guess you're wondering how the test went. 580 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,118 Which is great because I killed it! 581 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,729 Yeah![ALL CHEERING] 582 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:05,384 I'm an American. I can run for president now. 583 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,124 You actually have to be born here. 584 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,388 Then what was the point of any of this? 585 00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:13,174 So, the dancing worked? 586 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:15,176 Yep, the guy who asked the questions thought it was weird 587 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:17,004 when I started doing jazz squares in the middle of the test, 588 00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,788 but by the end, I got everyone doing 589 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,486 the constitutional quickstep. 590 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:21,965 We knew you could do it. 591 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:23,663 Did you? 592 00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:26,013 I probably should have rolled that back up. 593 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:28,972 It's okay. 594 00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,844 I can't believe I'm an American citizen. 595 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,367 I feel like anything is possible? 596 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,891 Hey, maybe I'll even get to be a camp director someday. 597 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:37,372 Hey, failing upwards is an American tradition, 598 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,113 so you have a shot. 599 00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:41,115 I'm an AmeriCanadian, y'all. 600 00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:43,204 US, eh. 601 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:45,119 [MACHINE BUZZING OUT THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER] 602 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,951 What is that thing? 603 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,605 Shh. 604 00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:53,780 I'm mesmerized. 605 00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:01,788 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]