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Good morning,
campers.
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Before we get started,I have a very
important announcement.
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Big Stinky is back!
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[ALL GASP]
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You're darn
right he is.
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And he's going to make this
the best summer ever.
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Finn, you're not
Big Stinky.
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Have you smelled
his pile of
dirty clothes?
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He's not
Small Stinky.
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I mean, Big Stinky,as in that nasty
old skunk
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who used to terrorize
this camp.
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He was recently
seen in the area
by a few counselors
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who are sadly
no longer with us.
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He killed them?
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No! They resigned
after he turned his
heinie hose on full blast
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and drenched them
in a funky butt bath.
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You really
paint a picture
with your words?
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Everyone just
stay vigilant.
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Moving on,
I am very excited
to announce
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that I've decided
to start a day camp
for the little kids
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of Moose Rump called
Camp Pee-Wee Waka.
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Let's try
that again.
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Camp Pee-Wee Waka.
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This is only gonna end
if we clap, guys.
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Thank you.
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And I actually need
a couple of counselors
to volunteer to lead the kids.
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What poor sap...
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I'm your man!
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Noah, I haven't
even given you
all the details yet.
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Doesn't matter.
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I'm a joiner with
an unhealthy fear
of being excluded.
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Wow. Lots to unpack there,but I actually need
two counselors.
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Ava volunteers too.
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We're two halves
of a counseling
super duo.
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Uh, unsubscribe.
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Too bad.
No backsies.
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You're subscribedfirst issue's
already in the mail,
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and I've lostthis metaphor,
but you're doing it.
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So, when do thosecute little ragamuffins
get here?
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[VIBRATING]
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I think now.
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How many
are there?
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[APPROACHING SCREAMS
AND FOOTSTEPS]
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Okay.
Nobody panic.
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They can sense
your fear.
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[THUDDING][ALL SCREAM]
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[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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Uh, Lou, you
wanted to see us?
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How can I bein trouble already?
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There's no way
you found it yet.
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Ignoring that.
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I called you here todaybecause the campershave been saying
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they want a campnews show.
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And you want
me to host it?
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Actually, I want you
and Finn to host it.
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Destiny, you have your finger
on the pulse of this camp,
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and Finn, you have...Your finger in your ear.
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What's that?
Speak up!
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My finger's
in my ear.
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Point is, the campis much saferwhen he is busy.
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This is so cool.
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We can do a hard hitting
news show with a focus
on environmentalism.
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It'll be so much more
effective than my
"Shame on you" bulletin board.
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Let's see them try
and throw a news
show in the lake.
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What do you want
me to do, Lou?
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You are
technical director.
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You're in charge of sound,
and Finn, and the sounds
that come out of Finn.
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I guess it's true.
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In showbiz,
you've got to start
at the bottom.
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Well, I'm off to dig a holefor the new septic tank.
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You know what they say?
With a massive influx
of campers,
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comes a massive
out-flux.
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Again withthe word pictures.
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All right,
Pee-Wees.
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Let's begin our
al fresco adventure
with some introductions.
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Who wants to go...They call me
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Nadine "The Machine"!
Cha-cha!
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I'm a superhero
in training.
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And once I find
an archnemesis
to battle,
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the "in training" label
gets blown
to smithereens.
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Okay, so,
that's a lot.
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Why "The Machine"?
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Because I'm mostly
made of metal.
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It all started in pre-K
when I was trying to leap
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seven lunchboxes
in a single bound.
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That's how I got
the first pin in my leg.
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You're gonna
be fun.
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My mom says
I'm the reason
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our doctor drives
such a fancy car.
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How about we get
to know each other
better through an activity?
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Let me take a look
at my sched.
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Noah, I don't think
these kids need such
a heavily structured schedule.
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Say sched.
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It saves time.
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Unstructured free time
is how kids learn self
reliance and independence.
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There should only
be one rule.
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Nobody says "Sched."
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Ava, kids needconstant guidance
and supervision.
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I believe in the three Hs.
Hands-on, Hover
and Hamburgers.
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What? I nurture
the mind and the tummy.
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I'm nervous.
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What if I don't know
what to say?
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Also, I didn't know
I was supposed
to dress up.
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I would have
worn a shirt
with classier stains.
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I got a polo covered
Dijon mustard in here
somewhere.
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
Pop, pop, pop, pop!
[EXHALES]
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Are you okay?
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I'm doing
vocal exercises.
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You have to warm up
your vocal chords
like a muscle.
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Really?
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I usually just let my
vocal cords hang out
and eat potato chips.
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Okay, we're almost ready.
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Can you guys
test your mics?
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Wait. I was told
there would be
no test.
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And who is this
Mike guy?
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Should I have been
more specific?
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That's on me.
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All right, we're on air
in three, two...
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Hello, and welcome
to Talking About Waka.
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I'm...
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[PLAYING JAUNTY TUNE]
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What are you doing?
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Playing our
theme song, duh!
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The floor is yours.
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Anyway, I'm your host,
Destiny Baker.
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And I'm Finn, camper.
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Here are today's
top headlines.
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Big Stinky's reign
of terror continues
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as two kids
found themselves
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on the wrong end
of his caustic
keister cannon.
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And in other news,
campers were shocked
to discover
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a rather disturbing
sight in our lake.
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A bag of chicken butts.
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It was not a bag
of chicken butts.
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It was a bag
of trash.
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How do you know
it wasn't chicken butts?
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Because chickens
don't have butts!
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This just in!
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Listeners to beon the lookout for
a flock of buttless chickens.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Sorry.
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Later, we'll do a deep dive
on the new non-biodegradable
corn dog wrappers.
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But first, a list of campers
who don't turn off the water
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while they brush
their teeth.
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But even first-ier,
I'm going to show everyone
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I can fit my whole
fist in my mouth.
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Psst, it's radio.
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They can't see you.
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Right.
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Maybe everyone
could listen to me
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fit my whole fist
in my mouth.
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Let's take
a quick break.
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Cool, I'll play us out.
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Matteo!
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Sorry, it's catchy!
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All right!
We've arrived
at Moot Point,
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right on sched.
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Great. I can look
for my arch nemesis
up here.
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Unless they're invisible.
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Hyah!
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Nope, not there.
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[GRUNTS]
Nothing, dang-it!
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Anyways,
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let's check our
work sheets
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to see who identified
the most plants
on the way up.
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Or, since this issupposed to be a fun hike
and not a science lesson,
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I have a better idea
of these worksheets.
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Whee!
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Got any other ideas
I can throw off a cliff?
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Can you stop
undermining me
with Pee-Wees?
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I know what
I'm doing.
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Someone even said
I was the best counselor
here last summer.
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Your mom
doesn't count.
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She does to me!
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Well, I wasa great counselor
last summer, too.
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Eventually.
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Well, then, maybe each of us
should take half of the kids
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and see whose
method works better.
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Structure and supervision?
Or Pee-Wee free for all?
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Noah, you want to turn
our sacred duty
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of caring for
these children
into a competition?
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I'm in.
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Deal! Whoa!
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Something smells nasty.
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If that came
from you,
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you just made
a very powerful enemy.
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Smells like a skunk.
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Oh, no!
Big Stinky!
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Continue this contentiousyet respectful rivalry back
at camp?
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Race you there!
Come on, kids!
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Whoosh!
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Congratulations on being
in the best group.
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Now with Big Stinky
on the loose,
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we're going
to be inside,
doing a play.
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If you knew me,
you'd know, it was always
going to end this way.
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This script is based
on the timeless tale
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of arachnophobia
and mid-morning munchies.
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Little Miss Muffet.
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Two questions.
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Who is this
Little Miss Muffet,
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and what are
her superpowers?
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So, no superpowers
per se.
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Just an ordinary girl
who was eating her
curds and whey
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when a spider
scared her off.
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Sounds kind of weak.
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Nadine "The Machine"
would never run away
from a spider.
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Well, Little Miss Muffetwould, and does.
It's cannon.
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[GASPS] So the spider
has a cannon?
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Now we're talking.
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No, no one has a cannon,
and no more rewrites.
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I already changed
the tuffet to a couch.
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Lou, will you pleasetell Little Miss Difficult
over here
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that people have
certain expectations
of the classics?
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Noah, we are living
in the time of Hamilton.
Loosen up.
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What happened
to your hands?
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Well, when I was
digging an area
for the new septic tank,
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I unearthed a family
of gophers.
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Oh! That sounds adorable.
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Yeah.
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Not when they're stripping
the flesh off your fingers
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like chicken wings
at a football game!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm really in the mood
for some chicken wings.
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Ironic. I know!
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[DESTINY MUMBLING]
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Ooh, what's going
on here?
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These kids wanted
a tour of the studio
because they love our show.
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Really? Was it my
environmental expose?
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"Plastic six pack rings.
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"A convenient way
to carry your sodas
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"or handcuffs
for a dolphin?"
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Better. They want me
to teach them how to do
the perfect armpit fart.
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So during our afternoon show,
I'll be doing a segment
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called Finn's Toot-orials.
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Get it?
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[LAUGHING]
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They do.
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But what about
all the breaking news
around camp?
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The only thing that'sgonna be breaking news...Don't say it!
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Wind.
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Are you okay?
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I just don't get it!
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I'm the one talking
about the important stuff,
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and they're alllistening to the guy
who thinks
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we have a third
host named Mike.
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Ah, is someone
saying smart stuff
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00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,452
but Finn's getting
all the attention?
[CHUCKLES]
248
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,846
I have no idea
what that feels like!
249
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,590
Hey, if anyone wants
a shout out on the air,
250
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,722
just tell me
who's named
a burp.
251
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,463
Not you,
Alessandra Marie.
252
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:06,900
I'm only human.
253
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,467
[GRUNTS]
254
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,342
Nadine!
255
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:17,040
I bet you're glad you leftNoah's group and came
to mine,
256
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,739
where you're free
to explore whatever
you're into.
257
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,610
Madison is
building a fort.
258
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,525
Marcy is playing
with trucks
259
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:28,356
and Aidan is officiating
a lizard wedding.
260
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,447
Kid of nice not being
the weirdest kid
in the group.
261
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,146
So, what you drawing?
262
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,757
I'm making
a comic book.
263
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,107
This is me
protecting the camp.
264
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,805
That's Noah telling me
to keep to the sketch.
265
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,634
And these arethe Pee-Wees
dying of boredom
266
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,592
in a play
with no cannons.
267
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,900
Amazing.
268
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:54,469
Nadine, if this camp
had a fridge, that
would so be on it.
269
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,080
This camp doesn't
have a fridge?
270
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,255
We're not allowed
to talk about it.
271
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,517
The food here
is legally fine.
272
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:05,436
Okay, gang!
Time for lunch.
273
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,569
Hope everybody's
in the mood
for warm baloney.
274
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,355
Oh, and if anybody
sees Big Stinky,
find Noah,
275
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,444
and hide behind him.
276
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,889
The Machine doesn't hide
from danger!
277
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,328
Big Stinky, prepare
to meet your match.
278
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,593
You saw nothing.
279
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,638
Whoosh!
280
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,905
There you are.
I need to talk
to you.
281
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,821
Whoa. What happened here?
282
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,172
Funny you should ask.
283
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,217
After losing a land battle
and my fingertips
284
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,090
to a family of gophers,
I then had to move
my digging spot.
285
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,832
Then, I hit a pipe
where all the food goes
286
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,008
after we run it through
the garbage disposal.
287
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,748
But please,
what are your problems?
288
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,187
It's about Finn.
289
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,667
He's being completely
unprofessional and ruining
the show.
290
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,887
He isn't even
reading the news.
291
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,889
Uh-oh. How do all
the campers feel
about it?
292
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,108
They love it!
293
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:10,719
Are you serious?
294
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,069
That's great!
295
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,898
And since it was my idea,
they must love me
by extension.
296
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:19,119
You know, this is really
going to make up for us
not having a fridge.
297
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:22,774
Lou, come on!
You have to kick him
off the broadcast.
298
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,081
Destiny, I am covered
in months' old food.
299
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,083
I have a kitchen
full of sweaty cheese.
300
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,519
I... Need a win.
301
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,045
Sorry you're having
a tough time, but,
302
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,698
you're a performer.
303
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,005
If anybody can find
their way back in
the spotlight, it's you.
304
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,399
Now, I would love
to continue this
conversation,
305
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:42,490
but, um, I have to go
cleaned the broccoli out
of my ears with my nubbins.
306
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:54,589
Well, my group has completed
ten items on the sched,
307
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:58,680
including multiple emotional
checks to ensure we're
being our best selves.
308
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,248
My group isn't about
accomplishing anything.
309
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,164
It's about learning
at your own pace.
310
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,514
Mm. And Aidan
has apparently
311
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,298
learned how to gather up
everyone shoes,
312
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,213
put them in a pile
and fall asleep
on them.
313
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,044
Well, lizard weddings
really take it out of you.
314
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,874
The point is,
they're all having fun.
315
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,790
And that's why
Nadine ditched you
to come to me.
316
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,531
Right, Nadine?
317
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:25,707
Nadine?
318
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:32,409
She was just sitting here,
making this comic book
where she's the superhero.
319
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,890
And let me guess,
I'm her arch nemesis,
the fun crusher.
320
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,675
Whatever.
I love nicknames.
321
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:38,720
I'll take it.
322
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,549
Oh, no, you're
not the villain.
323
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,724
Big Stinky is.
324
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,032
This isn't just
a comic book.
325
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,642
These are plans,
326
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,992
and it looks likeshe went to Moot Point
to find Big Stinky.
327
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,124
We've got
to stop her.
328
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,647
Hey, do you
work here?
329
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,431
Doesn't matter. We need
you to watch these kids,
330
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,389
especially the one
on the shoes.
331
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,048
Big Stinky,
332
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,659
your days of terrorizing
the camp are over!
333
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,663
For I am The Machine!
Cha-cha!
334
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:13,711
And I will not rest until
you are caught,
335
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,539
or get distracted
by something else.
336
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,584
I'm only eight.
337
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,587
Whoosh!
338
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,720
I'm stuck!
339
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,986
Uh-oh!
340
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,946
Hey! Listen,
Big Stinky!
341
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:35,429
Those threats from earlier,
that was just business.
342
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,520
Help!
343
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:47,963
Nadine!
344
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,573
Big Stinky.
345
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,750
We need a plan.
346
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,361
You go free Nadine
while I distract
the skunk.
347
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,363
Good idea.
348
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,061
Try not to get sprayed.
349
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,149
The thought had
occurred to me.
350
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,374
Hey! Big Stinky!
Come get me, you...
351
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,680
You... How do you
insult a skunk?
352
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:10,986
I don't know!
353
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,423
Tell him he
smells good.
354
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,904
Yes!
355
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,688
Hey, Big Stinky!
356
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:20,517
Your behind smells
like a bouquet
of fine red roses.
357
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:24,260
Like tulips in the spring,
like... Something else
that smells good.
358
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,351
[WHISPERING]
It's working.
359
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,092
Of course it is.
I'm a charmer.
360
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,967
But, maybe it's working
a little too well.
361
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,972
Oh, no! Tell my mommy
I love her!
362
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,019
[SCREAMING] No!
363
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,542
[GRUNTS, GROANS]
364
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:49,938
Ava!
365
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:50,982
You saved me.
366
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:52,549
Are you okay?
367
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,638
I'm so cold.
368
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,772
Well, that's understandable.
369
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,426
You're wearing shorts
and it's a brisk day.
370
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,869
I'm so sorry, Ava.
371
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,567
Don't be.
372
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,788
If I had just been
supervising you
like Noah had said,
373
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,485
none of this
would have happened,
374
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:18,227
and I wouldn't smell like
an egg burp and
a dirty diaper.
375
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,058
It's not all on you.
376
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,147
I'm the one whodrove Nadine away
in the first place.
377
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:26,670
He did.
378
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,980
We should have just
been working together
this whole time,
379
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,504
like we did to save Nadine
instead of being nemesises.
380
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,856
Nemesi? You get my point.
381
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,252
Here.
382
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,211
I won't be needing
this anymore.
383
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:48,083
I'm not a real
superhero.
384
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,739
A real superhero wouldn't
have been taken down
by a lousy bush.
385
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,134
I guess I'm just
an ordinary kid.
386
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,007
Ordinary?
387
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,706
You've got one
of the best imaginations
of any kid I've ever met,
388
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,882
and I don't know
much about superheroes,
389
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,408
but I know they don't quit
when things get tough, right?
390
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,193
Yeah.
391
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,803
You're only eight.
392
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,066
You have a ton of time
to become a superhero
393
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,372
and find your
arch neme-sauce.
394
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,896
Arch-who?
395
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:20,637
Your main bad guy.
396
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,684
You're going
to need this
when you do.
397
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,948
If you're looking
for a good villain,
398
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:30,430
may I suggest Miss Harris,my ninth grade
drama teacher.
399
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,997
What? Noah Lambertis no one's Waiter
number three.
400
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:35,739
Thanks, guys.
401
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,045
Group hug?
402
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,568
No way.
403
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,266
You smell like a bag
of chicken butts.
404
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:42,790
Chicken butts?
405
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,139
What, you don't
listen to the news?
406
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,190
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
Pop-pop-pop!
407
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,366
Okay, let's start the show.
408
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,151
Aren't we going
to wait for Finn?
409
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,936
He said start
without him.
He's burping
410
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,504
Take Me Out to the Ballgameat a softball championship.
411
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:04,638
That tracks.
412
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,423
Two, one!
413
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,731
Welcome to another installment
of Talking About Waka.
Today's top headlines,
414
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,602
who is stealing
all our shoes?
415
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,997
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
416
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,390
[BANGING ON DOOR]
417
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,043
FINN: Hey,
why is this
door locked?
418
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,654
Let me in.
419
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,612
Sit down!
420
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,049
I know where your
favorite bowtie lives.
421
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,225
Yes, ma'am!
422
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,664
Open up!
My fans need me.
423
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,319
Also, mysterious
paper airplanes have
appeared in the lake.
424
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:37,497
The work of litterers?
Or have squirrels
mastered air travel?
425
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:40,500
That's it. If you won't open
the door, I'm busting it down.
426
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,154
Destiny, this isn't right.
427
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,244
I'm going to let him in
before he does
something ridiculous.
428
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,856
Finn torpedo!
[GRUNTS]
429
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:51,902
Too late.
430
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,905
How dare you?
431
00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,780
How dare you!
432
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,999
I can't believe you guys
are doing this show
without me.
433
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,784
Matteo had nothing
to do with it.
434
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:06,395
I locked you out
because you're
a buffoon.
435
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,571
Don't try to win me
over with flattery.
436
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:11,052
It's my show now,
name burper!
437
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,359
Quit distracting me
with compliments!
438
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,316
I'm gonna take
the mic.
439
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,404
No, you're not.
440
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,276
Oh, I just did!
441
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,365
FINN: [THROUGH SPEAKERS]
I've spent all day
turning my armpits.
442
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:23,238
DESTINY: And I spent all day researching stories like a serious journalist.
443
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,023
Not some goofball fartist.
444
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,808
FINN: May I tell people to start calling me that?
445
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,767
DESTINY: You're ruining my show!
446
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,291
FINN: It's our show!DESTINY: Give it to me.
447
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,857
No! Let go!I've got the mic!
448
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:37,078
I don't care!What the heck
is going on in here?
449
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:38,906
Compelling radio,
that's what.
450
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:43,737
Care to continue
this conversation
off air?
451
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,261
Matteo, you are
broadcasting our fight?
452
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:50,526
Uh, we'll be right back
after a short break.
453
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,618
You two better
explain yourselves.
454
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,185
I was just following
your advice.
455
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:59,318
You said to find a way
to get back into
the spotlight.
456
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,537
Yeah, but not by
pushing Finn out of it.
457
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:03,060
I thought this would
be something fun
458
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,672
that you twocould do together,
but clearly, I was wrong.
459
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,717
Look, I had
to lock him out.
460
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,806
I wanted to do
a serious camp
news show,
461
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,373
and you kept
stealing focus.
462
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,722
What was I
supposed to do?
463
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:13,723
I was afraid, okay?
464
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,769
Afraid of what?
465
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,423
I don't know,
maybe that
you're so smart
466
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,338
and I was afraid
I was gonna look
super dumb next to you.
467
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,558
Really?Yeah.
468
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:23,733
So I decided
to be funny.
469
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,780
I'm sorry.
470
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,348
What you were trying to do
for the camp is important,
471
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,480
and I should have
helped you with it.
472
00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:36,093
Well, that may be,but I think I was
also a little jealous
473
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:38,400
that people liked your
part of the show better.
474
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:41,925
The truth is,
you are really funny.
475
00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:44,363
And I guess thereis room for more
lighthearted moments.
476
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:46,974
Fine.
477
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,192
Light farted.
478
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,545
This might be the beginning
of a beautiful fartnership.
479
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:58,072
Yeah, I'm starting to regretbuying this equipment
instead of a refrigerator.
480
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:05,296
Lou, by the way,
I am loving the new look.
481
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,560
You hit one of the gas lines
digging the new septic tank,
didn't you?
482
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:08,909
No.
483
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:10,824
I hit two of them.
484
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:18,092
And, go!
485
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:21,095
Welcome to another installment
of Talking About Waka.
486
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:24,707
Today's stop story,
air pollution in camp
is down 25 percent.
487
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,623
In related news,
I finally washed my
pile of dirty clothes.
488
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:30,844
Finn, aren't you
forgetting something?
489
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,802
Uh-oh! Am I not
wearing pants?
490
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:37,111
No, our theme song!
491
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,634
[PLAYING JAUNTY TUNE]
492
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:44,597
[TUNE CONTINUES
ON SPEAKERS]
493
00:23:46,903 --> 00:23:48,078
Those two are
super weird.
494
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,777
Yet, oddly compelling.
495
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,126
Two totally different styles.
496
00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:54,084
But theymake it work...BOTH: ...just like us.
497
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:55,956
BOTH: Jinx!
498
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,044
We're so in sync!
499
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:58,175
Sched?Never.
500
00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,220
Okey-doke.