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Morning, counselors!
Quick, probably unpopular
announcement.

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Here on the ranch, you won't
just counsel campers,

3
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you'll also do ranch chores.ALL: Aw!

4
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Oh, hush up or you're going
to the hoosegow!

5
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Is that too much?

6
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Just trying something.
Please continue.

7
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Alex, you're on cow duty,
which means picking up
cow doody. Classic.

8
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Also, a herd of elk have
infiltrated the boat shed,

9
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so we need someone
to scare 'em off.

10
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Theo, you take that.
You're expendable.

11
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I mean, good at stuff!

12
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And Noah, as for you...

13
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Lou, may I please be excused
from my ranch chores today?

14
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Oh, sure. I'll just tell
the goats to hold their milk
till tomorrow.

15
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It's just I need to focus
on being a counselor.

16
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I still haven't gotten through
to my new camper, Bill.

17
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I thought you said
he'd started to open up.

18
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He did, but now he's sneaking
off into the woods

19
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during free hour
and not telling me
where he's going.

20
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He's keeping secrets
from me, Lou.

21
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Do you think he's seeing
another counselor?

22
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Noah, you are more than enough
for any camper.

23
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Thanks, Lou.That was not a compliment.
You can go.

24
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For my assignment, I want
a really challenging job

25
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that allows me to prove
I can be an amazing,
dependable counselor.

26
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I'll even notify Theo's
next of kin if you want.

27
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I've done it before.

28
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Blowing past that.

29
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I have the perfect chore
for you.

30
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Shaquille O'Veal
needs branding.

31
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Uh...

32
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Really? You want me
to brand a cow?

33
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Well, you said you wanted
a more challenging job.
Are you up for it or not?

34
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Um...

35
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Of course I am!

36
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Consider it done!

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Well done.

38
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As for the rest of you,
you're excused.

39
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Not you, Parker.

40
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I have the perfect job
for you.

41
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Tonight, there's gonna be a
"Welcome to Dusty Tush" party
right here on the ranch.

42
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Wow! The town's throwing us
a party tonight?

43
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Well, technically,
we're throwing the party,

44
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but we're welcoming them
to welcome us.

45
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Isn't that kind of like
throwing your own
surprise birthday party?

46
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No, I've done that before.
It's much worse.

47
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Tonight is all about
celebrating the wonderful
newcomers, us,

48
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and I'll be giving
an amazing speech

49
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about how much we love
and appreciate the history
of this ranch.

50
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That'll win over
those Dusty Tushians.

51
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Tushers... Tushites...

52
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What is my life now?

53
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Well, count me in.

54
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I can't wait to roll up
my sleeves and start
helping out with...

55
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Hey, what am I doing exactly?

56
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'Cause if I don't like it,
I don't wanna.

57
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Your job, whether you like it
or not, is to go to
the local museum

58
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and learn all you can about
the history of this ranch
so I can put it in my speech.

59
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Oh, and, um,
you'll be taking
Winnie with ya.

60
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The kid with the suitcase
full of explosives? Why?

61
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We have to
keep her occupied.

62
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I overheard her earlier
saying she wants to
"ride a bird".

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ALL:  ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

64
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

65
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

66
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Ooh, nice design, Sophie.

67
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And amazing work, Aidan.

68
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That fish and lure
is sure luring me in.

69
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[LAUGHS]

70
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Yeah, it didn't work
when I practiced
in the mirror, either.

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Hey, Bill.
We missed you today.

72
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Earlier, I asked if you
would come to my class,

73
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you enthusiastically
said, "Yes!"

74
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Aw, honest mistake.

75
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I enthusiastically
said "Pass."

76
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Oh. Wait!

77
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What were you doing
in the woods during
your free hour anyway?

78
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You know, cowboy stuff.

79
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Ooh! Like what?

80
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Stuff that cowboys do.

81
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Okey doke, you don't wanna
talk about it,

82
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we don't have to
talk about it.

83
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Just kidding!
We have to talk
about it.

84
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Look, I know you have
this loner persona thing
going on,

85
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but, just let me know.

86
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Were you up to
anything dangerous?

87
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Nope.Good.

88
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Because as a counsellor,
it's my job,

89
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nay, my duty,

90
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nay, my secret oath
to protect you,
to keep you safe, so...

91
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Ouchie!

92
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Fishhooked the hand!

93
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[GROANS]

94
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Uh-oh!

95
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I've lost all credibility.

96
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"Rock or bison poop."

97
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Well, that sounds like
a weird game.

98
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Hmm. What do you get
if you win?

99
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I'm guessing a rock.

100
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And if you lose?

101
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You heard the name
of the game, right?

102
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Ooh, those
look dangerous.

103
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Come to Winnie!Don't touch that!

104
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Marshal? What are
you doing here?

105
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It's The Marshal, and I wear
a lot of hats in this town.

106
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Including curating
this museum, making
commemorative coins,

107
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And this hat! Just for fun.

108
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So, what brings you two
in today?

109
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Lou asked us to get
some details about
the town's history

110
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for her "Welcome
to Dusty Tush" party tonight.

111
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So, she's new in town,
but she's welcoming us?

112
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No, she's welcoming the town
to welcome us to welcome...

113
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You know, I don't know!
I just work there.

114
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Well, if you're looking
for info about Dusty Tush,
you came to the right place.

115
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That was like that
when I got here.

116
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You okay, Destiny?

117
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I'm super stressed.

118
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Lou told me
I have to brand
Shaquille O'Veal.

119
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What's branding?

120
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It's where you heat up
a piece of iron with
the ranch's logo on it.

121
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Then you press it on an animal
and it sears the design
into their flesh.

122
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Yikes!

123
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Definitely not
"Rated T for teen."

124
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I don't know what to do.

125
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I wanna prove to Lou that
I'm a dependable counselor,
but not like this.

126
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Wow. Being a counselor
sounds complicated.

127
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although being
a camper is, too.

128
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I can't decide if I should go
to the lake, or take a nap.

129
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Talk about stress.

130
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I'll stop.

131
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Hiya, Bill!

132
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Holy horse buggy!

133
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What were you doing
in the woods this time?

134
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Come on. Can't a camper
leave the ranch
and spend hours alone

135
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without a counselor
asking where he's been?

136
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No!

137
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Hey. How about
a game of horseshoes?

138
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If I get closer
to the stake than you,

139
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you have to tell me
what you've been doing
in the woods.

140
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Okay. What if I get closer?

141
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Um, you can tell me
to do something ridiculous,
and I'll do it.

142
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It's like
Western truth or dare,

143
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but I will not eat
a relish sandwich.

144
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Boundaries.

145
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Fine by me. Get ready
to look ridiculous.

146
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Boy!

147
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I was born ridiculous.

148
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I'll work on my trash talk.

149
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Yeah! That's
gonna be tough
for you to beat!

150
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Wow! That was super easy
for you to beat!

151
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Oh. I forgot to mention.
I'm really good at this game.

152
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Been known to win
even with the horseshoe
still attached to the horse.

153
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Well, as a casting director
once said, after he heard me
use my Cockney accent,

154
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"This was a mistake!"

155
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Listen, you wanna back out?
It's all right by me.

156
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No! I gave you my word,

157
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and if a man doesn't have
his word, he has nothing.

158
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Then I dare you
to dunk your head
in the horse trough.

159
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On second thought,
words aren't that
important.

160
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Fine. But when
I come back,
we're going again.

161
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[WATER SPLASHING]

162
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I like this game.

163
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This is boring!

164
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I thought you said
we were going to play a game.

165
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We are! We're playing who can
sit on their hands the longest

166
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and you're winning!

167
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There's a bunch of stuff
in these archives
about the ranch.

168
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First, there was
a gold rush
encampment in 1867,

169
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but, it turns out
there was no gold.

170
00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:06,268
Then, it became
an old-timey rest stop
that sold buffalo nuggs.

171
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Ugh! What are nuggs?

172
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,838
It's unclear,
but hard pass.

173
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Then, the land became
a ranch with, like,
20 different owners

174
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until the Marshal's family
bought it decades ago.

175
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Then he sold it to Lou.

176
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Hmm, that's weird.

177
00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,762
I wonder why it
changed hands
so many times.

178
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You history buffs
have any questions?

179
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Mister, uh, The Marshal,

180
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we're curious why the land
had so many owners before
your family bought it.

181
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Oh, you had to ask,
didn't you?

182
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I knew this day would come.

183
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But, no time
to tell you now.

184
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You kids should
hit the trail.

185
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Wait a second.

186
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There's something
you're not telling us.

187
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Start talking
or I'll let
Winnie loose

188
00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,916
on your historical
muskrat salt shakers.

189
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And I like to juggle.

190
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Okay. The ranch is cursed!

191
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BOTH: Cursed?

192
00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:56,057
Truth is,
Dusty Tush Ranch
is haunted.

193
00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,015
And not just by
any ghost.

194
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This ghost is the spirit
of an angry Angus.
called Old Abigail.

195
00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:06,110
Wait. So it's the ghost
of a cow?

196
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:09,766
Is there also
a baby panda in the attic
rattling chains?

197
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:17,252
About 150 years ago,
after the last wagon train
headed out,

198
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,994
Abigail got left behind!

199
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:24,607
She never forgave humans
for separating her
from her herd.

200
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:28,263
Ever since, she's haunted
the owner of the camp.

201
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,526
The owner of the camp?
That's Lou!

202
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:35,096
On a full moon,
you'll hear the distant
clang of a cow bell.

203
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:39,100
Then suddenly, all the milk
at the ranch will go bad!

204
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:43,234
Like, just the skim,
or the full fat too?

205
00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:48,109
Somewhere, a cow
will fall to remind you
Abigail is there.

206
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:52,722
And finally,
a bone-chilling "Moo!"

207
00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,463
By then, it's too late.

208
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:57,509
The owner of the land
is done for.

209
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,337
Okay, so if the place
is cursed,

210
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:02,079
why wouldn't you warn Lou
before you sold it to her?

211
00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,733
You think she would
still buy the property

212
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,909
if she knew it was haunted
by an unholy heifer?

213
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,651
Well, probably,
but she might have asked
for a ghost discount!

214
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,132
Oh, no.
It's a full moon tonight.

215
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,307
We've got to warn Lou.

216
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,787
I don't believe
a word of this.

217
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,790
There's no such thing
as a curse or a ghost cow.

218
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,793
That's exactly
what my brother said.

219
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:23,187
Now I'm an only child
and I have trouble sharing.

220
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,973
So, how do we save Lou?

221
00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:31,979
There is only one way,
but it will require you
to be absolutely fearless.

222
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:35,983
Oh, I am. You saw me
playing with that antique
chainsaw earlier, right?

223
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,332
No! I didn't.

224
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,812
Yeah. You really
shouldn't let kids
in here.

225
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:43,120
Okay, I'll tell you
how to defeat that curse.

226
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,866
That was like that
when I got here.

227
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,481
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

228
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,353
Hey! How's
the branding thing going?

229
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,834
He asks like a good friend.

230
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,140
I can't tell Lou
I don't wanna brand
Miss O'Veal,

231
00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,316
because then she'll think
I'm not a good counselor.

232
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:09,494
Ah! So you're gonna
have the cow brand herself!

233
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:12,802
Nope, that doesn't make sense.

234
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,848
I'm gonna show Lou
these brand designs

235
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:17,677
that are actually
subtle anti-branding messages.

236
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,418
When she sees them,
she'll realize branding
the cow is wrong,

237
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,724
and I'm off the hook.

238
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:27,643
This is a crying cow.
So sad.

239
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:33,693
This is me crying.
How awful!

240
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,391
This one just says,

241
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:40,874
"Lou, please don't
make me brand this cow.
Love, Destiny."

242
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:44,051
I don't think this one
would even fit
on Miss O'Veal's butt.

243
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,358
Ugh! This is never
going to work.

244
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,751
I'm doomed.

245
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,101
Actually, the cow is doomed.

246
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,321
But sure, let's make this
about you.

247
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,200
Okay, I finished
your last dare.

248
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,159
Come on, Noah.

249
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,552
Just quit. I've already
made you jump in the lake
with your shoes on.

250
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,250
You rolled around in mud.

251
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,643
You also made me run around
the mess hall with a bag
on my head,

252
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,384
saying, "I'm Noah
with a bag on my head!"

253
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,125
"I'm Noah with a bag
on my head!"

254
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,824
Well, I won't quit.

255
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,390
I need to find out
what you're up to
in the woods.

256
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,870
So, if it's
the last thing I do,

257
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:23,394
I will beat a preteen
at a physical activity!

258
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,847
I did it! I got it
around the stake,
I got a ringer!

259
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,327
Hey, hey... Oh!
There's hay everywhere.

260
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,243
Don't celebrate yet.

261
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,118
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

262
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,558
Man, I should have gone pro.

263
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,648
That's it! I quit!

264
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,824
I can't do any more
ridiculous things.

265
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,784
I guess I'll just
have to live out my days
never knowing the truth.

266
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,090
My last thought as I lie
on my deathbed will be,

267
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:11,442
"What was Bill
doing in the woods
during his free hour?"

268
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,054
Yup. It's been hard
for both of us.

269
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,099
Has it?

270
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,412
Okay. If an identifying mark
is all this cow needs,

271
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,110
maybe Lou will be happy
with this.

272
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,721
Please, tell me Lou
will be happy with this.

273
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,636
I think she'll totally
go for it!

274
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,377
Really?Not a chance.

275
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,990
LOU: Hey! Make sure
you rinse off those canoes.

276
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,861
Oh, no! Here comes Lou.

277
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,428
She's gonna see
you didn't brand the cow!

278
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:48,697
Sure. That's
a long-term solution.

279
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,875
Um, Destiny.
Why is there a tablecloth
over Miss O'Veal?

280
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,399
Usually, the tablecloth
goes under the beef.

281
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:59,926
Uh, she was cold.

282
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,015
She was shivering, like...

283
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:05,018
Moo, hoo, hoo!

284
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,934
So, how's the branding going?

285
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,152
Uh, going great, boss!

286
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,111
Everything is under control.

287
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,677
All will be revealed later.

288
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:15,985
Oh, yay! I haven't
had a good cow-based
surprise in years.

289
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,900
That was some sweet 16.

290
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,295
The look on my face
when Connie the calf
jumped out of that cake...

291
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,862
Priceless.

292
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,255
Wow.

293
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,388
Have you thought about
writing a memoir?

294
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,564
I have, actually.

295
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:32,915
Then you should start on it
right away while the idea is
fresh in your head. Have fun!

296
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,743
Bye!
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

297
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,659
Okay, so that was close.

298
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:38,878
What are we going
to do about...

299
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,186
Where is Miss O'Veal?

300
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,188
Don't tell me she ran away!

301
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,798
Can you blame her?

302
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,192
[IN SING-SONG VOICE]
Things got awkward.

303
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:57,244
Okay. We're gonna do what
the Marshal told us to
and break this curse.

304
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,202
But to be safe,
we should warn Lou anyway.

305
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,900
Winnie, the curse isn't real.

306
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,510
[BELL DINGING]

307
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,991
Did you hear that?
It's Abigail clanging.
She's coming!

308
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:09,386
A cow bell on a ranch?
The stuff nightmares
are made of!

309
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,911
You know, we could do
without the attitude, sir.

310
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,565
It's Lou!

311
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:18,395
Now, that's the kind
of enthusiasm I like.

312
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,484
How are you two doing
with the research
for the party tonight?

313
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,921
Well...Actually...

314
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,967
Oh, this milk is awful!
The fridge must be broken.

315
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,838
See? The milk's gone bad!

316
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,579
It's just a coincidence.
He also said a cow
would fall

317
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,929
and I haven't
seen that happen.

318
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,800
[THUDS]

319
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,195
Okay, that just happened!

320
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:38,328
Oh, that was a portrait
of my childhood
best friend.

321
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,810
And before you say it,
yes, most my friends
growing up were cows.

322
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,507
Lou, the ranch is cursed.

323
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,814
You have to
cancel the party
and leave immediately.

324
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:50,166
You are going to a lot
of trouble to avoid
doing research.

325
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,864
No, we did research,

326
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,476
and we found out there
was a ghost cow named
Old Abigail,

327
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,740
who haunts the ranch
every full moon and seeks
vengeance on the owner!

328
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,351
We also picked up
an adorable mug,

329
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,266
But back to the headline,
you're doomed!

330
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,400
Trust me, I'm not
in any danger.

331
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,706
And I'm not leaving
camp or canceling
the party tonight.

332
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,014
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to prepare my speech.

333
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,756
[GULPS] Aw, dang it,
I forgot!

334
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,715
Still going to take it
with me, though.

335
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,631
Looks like we have
no other option.

336
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,024
Do what the Marshal
told us to do?

337
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,634
Yup.

338
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,855
I sure hope
this plan saves Lou.
She's my only job reference.

339
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,335
And a good friend.

340
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,040
You okay?

341
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,868
Oh!

342
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,175
Look who suddenly cares
about what's going on
with someone else!

343
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,221
Well, whatever you did
in there smells really bad.

344
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:49,399
Well, I swallowed some
trough water, and it's
warmed my insides, okay?

345
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:52,011
Well, you wouldn't have had
to stick your head in there

346
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,882
if you hadn't challenged me
to that game.

347
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,276
Well, you could've just
told me what you were doing
in the woods.

348
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,929
Well, why do you
wanna know so bad?

349
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,409
Well, because
I care about you!

350
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,758
Well, that's really touching!

351
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,283
Are we in a well-well?I can't stop!

352
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:06,199
Oh, wait. I think
we're good now.

353
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,940
But, seriously.
I didn't know
you cared that much.

354
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,638
I thought you were
just being nosy.

355
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,597
[SIGHS] I really
want you to have
a great camp experience.

356
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,426
And I thought if I got to
know you better,
I could give you that.

357
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,169
I admit, I am hard
to get to know.

358
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,303
But it was nice spending
all that time together.

359
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:26,436
For me, too. Look,
I understand that
you're a private person.

360
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,438
So from now on,
I'll give you your space.

361
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,092
I'll wait until
you come to me.

362
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,833
Please come to me.

363
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,966
I'm gonna tell you something.

364
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:37,143
But you have to promise
never to bring it up again.

365
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,101
I promise. If I'm lying,
let me be cursed

366
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,278
that I have scene partners
who don't act with
their eyes.

367
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,237
Trust me,
they're the stages
of the face!

368
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:50,156
If you really wanna know,
when I was in the woods,
I was...

369
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,941
[SIGHS] Learning to tie
my shoes.

370
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,161
What?Don't make me say it again!

371
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,554
I've only ever wore
cowboy boots.

372
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:01,297
Now that I'm at camp, I want
to try out sneakers like
the rest of you greenhorns.

373
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,300
I just can't figure out
how to tie those wily suckers!

374
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,303
That's okay.

375
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,653
No, it's not.
It's embarrassing.

376
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,264
I'm almost a teenager.

377
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:14,789
I can get those
"bunny ears, bunny ears"
to jump into the hole

378
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,183
but they won't pop out
the other side
beautiful and bold!

379
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,665
Bill, there's nothing
to be embarrassed about.

380
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:24,842
This is something I could
help you with. That's what
counselors are here for.

381
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,584
Counselors are there
to help you tie your shoes?

382
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:31,414
Maybe not specifically,
but we're here to help you
work through your problems.

383
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,851
Don't worry.
Together, we got this.

384
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,853
Thanks, Noah.

385
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,986
And seriously, there's nothing
to be embarrassed about.

386
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,989
Everybody's got something.
I still have all
my baby teeth.

387
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,775
My thing is weirder
than your thing, isn't it?

388
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,212
Yup.

389
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:58,093
Welcome, everyone,
to our welcome party.

390
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,877
I know I feel welcome.

391
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,578
If you search
for Dusty Tush online,

392
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:08,451
first, turn your
safe search on.

393
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:11,411
And then you'll see
that Dusty Tush
is so many things.

394
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:14,283
A welcoming community
full of history,

395
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:17,417
home to the largest frying pan
in Southern Wyoming.

396
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,636
The dictionary
defines "tush" as...

397
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,681
[COW MOOS]

398
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:26,948
Well, I've been booed,
but I have never been mooed.

399
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:31,561
PARKER: It's Abigail!
The cursed cow approaches.

400
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,215
WINNIE: Lou! Run!

401
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:37,219
Abigail, we're here!
Your herd is back!

402
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,352
You can stop
the curse, Abigail.

403
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:43,269
We are definitely cows,
and not people
dressed up like cows.

404
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,316
[COW MOOING]

405
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,232
I put Parker in charge
of the problem child,
I deserve this.

406
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,888
You're free now, Old Abigail!

407
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,717
Moo-ve toward the light.

408
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,937
[LAUGHING]

409
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:03,376
What a couple of fools!
You look ridiculous.

410
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,725
What are you
talking about?

411
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,683
Don't you hear Abigail
mooing in the distance?

412
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,250
She's here.
She came for Lou.

413
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,079
No, that was me mooing,
you silly city slickers!

414
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,689
The curse ain't real!

415
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,126
It's an old Dusty Tush
wives' tale,

416
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,172
Which they should really
change the name of,

417
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,435
'cause it's Darla's husband
spreading it around!

418
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,264
What's this now?

419
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:25,789
[CHUCKLES] It's a little prank
we like to play on newcomers,

420
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:29,140
and ooh boy,
you two fell for it hard.

421
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,145
Oh, wait.
How would you know
the milk would go bad?

422
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:37,061
Oh, that fridge
had a warranty
that ended last week.

423
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,020
And that cow picture
that fell off the wall?

424
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,587
Wait, a cow really fell?

425
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:43,329
Ha! I went
out on a limb
with that one!

426
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,462
Love it when
things work out!

427
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,030
Wait, so why did you tell them
that fake scary story?

428
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:51,119
Oh, relax!

429
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,469
Who hasn't welcomed
new neighbors

430
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:56,820
by scaring the living
bedingles out of them
with a phony ghost cow?

431
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,996
Nobody does that.

432
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,260
Next time, just send
a gift basket.

433
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,001
[COW MOOS]

434
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,264
What was that?

435
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,918
[BELL CLANGING]

436
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:11,139
It's a ghost cow!
The curse is real!

437
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,054
Everyone,
run for your lives!

438
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,012
[ALL SCREAMING]

439
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,237
Well, that's one tush
that isn't dusty.

440
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,501
There you are!

441
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,896
And Lou too! Yay!

442
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,943
Parker. Winnie.
You're looking well.

443
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,730
You know, I realize
we didn't go over
the do's and don'ts

444
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,472
of handling livestock,
but whatever this is

445
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:42,301
seems like
an obvious "don't".

446
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:46,348
I'm sorry. I just couldn't
do it. I couldn't brand
Miss O'Veal!

447
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:49,960
I know, I asked
for a difficult job.
But I'm not up to this.

448
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:52,615
I guess I'm not
as dependable
as I thought.

449
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:55,575
Destiny, why are you
so upset? This job seemed
right up your alley.

450
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,926
You are the perfect person
to come up with Miss O'Veal's
social media brand!

451
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:01,798
Her social media brand?

452
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,496
Yes! Obviously!

453
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,889
This girl's got what it takes
to be our camp's spokescow!

454
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:09,763
With her as our celebrity
influencer, there will be
a stampede of new campers.

455
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:12,287
See what I did there?
You can use that!

456
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:17,248
Okay. There was
a teensy misunderstanding.

457
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:20,382
When you said "brand",
I thought you meant...

458
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,470
[HISSES]

459
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,603
Moo! [SCREAMS]

460
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:29,043
You thought I wanted you
to brand her?

461
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:32,133
Oh, it does
sound similar.
Whoopsie.

462
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:34,570
I love a good
French farce.

463
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:39,445
I know. I messed
everything up
and ruined your party.

464
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:41,229
Eh, it was mainly
the Marshal.

465
00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:45,102
But I'm not
gonna pretend this doesn't
please me immensely.

466
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:47,409
Hey! You guys should take
a photo with Miss O'Veal.

467
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:48,976
This will go viral
in, like, two minutes.

468
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,939
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

469
00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:57,506
Now that's how
you brand a cow!

470
00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:06,472
Spin the lasso,
round and round.
Loop it through, then...

471
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,299
BOTH: Pull it down!

472
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:09,562
You did it!

473
00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:11,259
Yeah, I did!
Thanks, Noah.

474
00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:13,304
You're the best
shoe-tying coach
I've ever had.

475
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:16,960
Of course, the other one
was Randall by the creek,
but still, best is best.

476
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:19,702
Thanks! Let's take those
bad boys for a spin!

477
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:24,315
That's right!
You're bad.

478
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:28,407
Actually, you kind of
look like a cat
wearing socks.

479
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:32,367
This feels weird. My arches
are getting full support,
and I don't like it.

480
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,456
Well, at least now
you have options.

481
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,850
Yeah. But can we take
these cushy clouds off now?

482
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,852
I need to slip into
something more uncomfortable.

483
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:42,943
Man! Those tootsies
are hard to please!

484
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:49,471
[BELL CLANGING]

485
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:54,737
[MOOS]