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Good morning,
counselors!
And Parker.
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That's right,
because I'm in my own
special category.
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You know, sometimes
it's lonely here.
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A couple
quick announcements.
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First, whoever's camper keeps
putting giant googly eyes
stickers on the cows' butts,
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A, it's hilarious.
Props to them.
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But B, we need to get them
to knock it off
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because it is really
confusing the bulls.
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It's also making
the petting zoo
super awkward.
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Next, all of the new
counselors and Parker
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need to become
certified in first aid,
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because, apparently,
the city of Dusty Tush
requires it.
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Sounds like fun!
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Wait. Why do I have to be
certified in first aid?
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I'm activities director.
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Well, since one of your
upcoming activities
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is something called
"bow and arrow tag,"
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I think you just answered
- your own question.
- Oh!
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We were gonna
wear goggles!
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Study these manuals
and pay attention
in class,
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because if you don't pass your
first aid certification test,
you're going to the viper pit.
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Kidding. But you can't
work here.
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Also, the viper pit
isn't dug yet.
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Anyway,
you're all excused.
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Oh, Noah, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Since you're the only one
certified in first aid,
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I'd love for you to help me
teach the class to the new
counselors. Oh! And...
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I know, I know!
Not everything's a chance to
show off my acting skills.
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I will simply read
the educational material
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in my most boring
Lou-like voice.
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Which I now realize
is insulting.
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Sorry, boss.
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Actually,
and I can't believe
I'm gonna say this,
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I chose you for
your acting ability.
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Whoa! Really?
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Can I use that as a quote
for my website?
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The only one on there
right now is from my neighbor,
Darren, that says,
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"They don't pay you for this,
do they?"
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I learned in college
that people retain
information better
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when they're entertained.
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And, you're the closest thing
to an entertainer I have
at this camp.
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That's also going
on my website!
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Noah, I'm gonna be
really honest with you.
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Your website,
it's making me sad.
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I need you to bring
a little flavor and pizzazz
to the first aid class.
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- What do you say?
- I say it's all coming true!
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And my mom said
my vision board
was a waste of time.
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Off to choose
some tights!
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This may have
been a mistake.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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Ta-da! Check it out.
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Whoa! Cool horse house!
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Yup! Totally what
they call these.
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You nailed it.
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Now, you guys can't
tell anyone about
this place, okay?
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Not even your
imaginary friends.
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I do not have
an imaginary friend.
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Pedro and I
had a falling-out.
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So, Winnie. Let me get
this straight.
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I can't tell anyone
about a barn?
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On a ranch?
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You city folk have a low bar
for what you keep secret.
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The barn isn't the secret.
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The secret is what
we're gonna do with it.
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I got it!
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We turn it into...
Hear me out...
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A barn!
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I'm sorry. Horse house.
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Or, even better,
we turn this place
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into our very own arcade!
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The ball pit
can go right here,
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a VR station here,
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and wall-to-wall
video games!
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We'll never sleep again!
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Sorry, I heard it.
I'm still working on it.
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Actually, we're turning it
into a Western-themed
obstacle course.
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My favorite show,
Ultimate Western Warrior,
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is having people submit
videos of themselves
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doing stunts.
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And if they're good enough,
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you get to be
on the show!
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But I'll need your help
pulling it off.
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Well, you've come
to the right guy,
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I've pretty darn handy
with tools and woodwork.
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But I get a nap
at 3:00 p.m. everyday.
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Cowboy union rules.
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Oh, and Pedro and I
can film it for you!
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We made up.
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I can't wait
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to prove to Lou that
I'm the best counselor
she ever hired.
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In first aid,
I will be second
to none.
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Good one, Des.
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I'm just hoping
to pass this thing
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and barely scrape by,
as usual.
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Good one, Par.
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Oh! Woe is me!
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I was just down
by the lake,
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when a bunch
of surly badgers
attacked me. I need
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first aid.
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I really hope this is
part of the class.
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Oh, no! There's been
a terrible, horrible,
unforeseen accident
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at camp!
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You're pushing,
just let it flow.
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Okay. Everyone, there's been
an apparent badger attack
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that was not in the script
I was handed earlier.
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Well, writing is rewriting!
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Anyway, class, what's
the first thing we should do?
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Call my wife!
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Tell her I love her!
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Incorrect answer,
badger victim.
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I know! I know!
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The first thing to do
is ask the person questions
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to determine the extent
of their injuries.
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Nailed it!
Next question, please.
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Excellent answer...
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Is what I would say
if you were correct!
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Come again?
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Actually, you should do
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a scan of the area
to ensure
your own safety
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before approaching
the injured party.
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After all, you can't
help anybody if
you're injured, too.
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Correct! Nice work, Parker.
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Wait.
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I was wrong,
and Parker was right?
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Hey! What a fun
little twist.
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Hey, I found
these lights
for us to use.
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They're gonna give your videos
some sweet production value.
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They'll also make it
super obvious
if you mess up,
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so, you know,
don't do that.
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Noted.
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Where'd you get all those
lights from, anyway?
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I took these from
one of the outhouses.
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It's for the best.
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It's harder to do my business
when I can see all those
toilet scorpions.
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You do know that
just because you can't
see them...
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Thanks for the lights, buddy.
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So, how's it going in here?
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Great. Let me take you on
a little tour of the course.
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Remember, we look
with our eyes.
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Not with our hands.
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I'm gonna jump
from wheel to wheel,
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then leapfrog
over the sawhorse.
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Maybe add a half twist
for some style points.
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I must say,
that sawhorse
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looks extremely
well-built.
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So, kudos to
whoever made it.
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Didn't you make it?
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I stand by what I said.
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Then, I'm gonna swing
on that rope over the stalls.
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And check this out.
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This is gonna be
my big finale.
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A giant slingshot.
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Then I'm gonna rocket
across the barn
into that giant pile of hay
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and win the hearts
of Ultimate Western Warrior
fans everywhere.
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Bill, prepare for countdown.
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Yes, ma'am!
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Three, two, one...
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Fire!
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Whoa! Are you okay?
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Don't worry.
This is why we have
dress rehearsals.
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Hey, Jake!
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Why do you look
so nervous?
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I keep telling you,
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your shadow's not
evil Jake!
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I'm really worried
about Winnie doing
this obstacle course.
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She could seriously
hurt herself.
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Should we tattle?
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No way! You never tattle.
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Out on the range,
if a cowboy tattles
on another cowboy,
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then no one will share
the beans with them
around the fire.
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And pretty soon, they
won't even be invited
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to sit around the fire
at all.
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So they'll be sent away
cold and beanless?
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Yup. Out in the dark,
where they can be
eaten by a bobcat.
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And all they'll find
is a couple of spurs
in a pile of bobcat scat.
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You don't wanna end up
a pile of bobcat scat,
do you?
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No! That sounds
horrible!
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And I'm sure I'll feel
the same way,
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once I figure out what it is.
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You're just going to
have to be cool
about this.
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You can be cool, right?
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Totally! So cool!
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Cool as bobcat scat.
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I didn't use that right,
did I?
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Okay, class.
Your next assignment
will be
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learning how to treat
a sprained ankle.
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You're gonna see
this one a lot.
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Our kickballs
are just big rocks
Lou painted red.
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Hey! Starting
a new camp
is expensive.
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It was either kickballs
or toilet paper.
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Your feet may be sore now,
but your hands
will thank me.
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Wow.
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Looks like a real angry read.
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After I bombed
in class yesterday,
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I really need a win!
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If I fail first aid,
I'll get fired!
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And I just know my mom
is going to put that in her
Christmas newsletter.
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Look, I've learned in life
that it never pays to worry
too much about things.
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It helps that
I'm wearing lavender chamomile
deodorant today.
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I'm feeling real
loosey-goosey.
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Okay, let's
get this show
on the road.
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Noah and I are
gonna be
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playing the parts
of injured campers.
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Places.
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And, action!
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I'm a whiny
baby camper who's never happy,
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no matter how hard
my camp owner works
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and I call
and tell on them
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every time roadkill
is served for lunch.
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And...
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You sprained
your ankle.
As did I.
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Sorry. I guess
I'm working through
some things.
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Parker, Destiny,
you're up first.
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Okay, buddy.
I know it hurts.
But don't you worry.
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Your days of pain
are going
down the drain.
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Oh! A clever rhyme
to take my mind off
the predicament.
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Hello,
bedside manner.
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All right, Destiny,
let's see
what you've got.
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Come on, Baker.
Get your game face on!
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Time to snap out
of this funk
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and treat that ankle!
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Am I gonna have to
give you first aid...
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Hush! I'm in the zone!
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Jeez, Destiny! You are
wrapping an ankle,
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not bulldogging a steer!
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Look what I have!
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A lolly!
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Yippee!
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00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,357
Hey! That's not
in the manual!
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You can never go wrong
improving with a little
pocket candy.
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Finished! And in
record time.
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Ta-da!
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All done.
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00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,674
Great! Let's test
this puppy out.
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Whoo! This is nice.
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Firm, yet flexible.
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Really makes
my calves pop.
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Great for an injured man
on the go!
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Okay. But check mine
out, though.
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Lou, give her a spin.
Show everybody
how great I did.
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You wrapped my leg
to the stool.
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Would you believe
it's for extra support?
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Pocket candy?
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00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:07,928
Uh-oh.
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00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,152
Jake, I never thought
I'd say this,
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but you might have
had a point.
247
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:21,681
Okay. All this barbed wire
should really add to
the "wow" factor.
248
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,770
I wanted to tape scissors
to the walls,
249
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,337
but I think Destiny
hid them from me again.
250
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:30,515
Winnie, what in
the wide Wyoming skies
251
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,082
is happening in here?
252
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,215
Seriously. If this were
a video game,
253
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,521
I'd need
an irresponsible aunt
to buy it for me.
254
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,829
Why did you
change the course?
255
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,091
I had to.
256
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,224
I saw another contestant's
audition video,
257
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,487
and it was way more insane
than mine!
258
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,359
If I wanna get on the show,
I gotta up my game.
259
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:52,015
Speaking of, do you guys
know where the nearest
shark store is?
260
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,278
No! And I'm
beginning to think
261
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,716
I couldn't trust you
to use a shark responsibly.
262
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,023
Anyway, check it out. First,
263
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,851
I'll climb up
into that hayloft,
264
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,592
swing across
those wagon wheels,
265
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,768
and get slingshotted
through the barbed wire hoop.
266
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,597
Jake, when you're
filming me,
267
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,383
zoom out so you can get me
and the hoop of death
in the same shot.
268
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,689
No!
269
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,561
Fine! Film it your way.
270
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,129
Just make sure
you give me some choices
in the editing room.
271
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,785
This is crazy.
I'm not filming it.
272
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,440
I'm taking my phone
and going home.
273
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:28,486
Well, not home home.
That's where chores live.
274
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,401
But you get what I mean!
275
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,142
Jake! Come on!
276
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,058
This is my chance to finally
do something legendary.
277
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,757
I'm sorry. I can't
be a part of this.
278
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,933
Fine. Bill,
you can film me.
279
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,022
No can do.
This is dangerous!
280
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,414
And you could
really get hurt.
281
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,938
I'm not going to
help you do that.
282
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,898
Huh! I guess if neither
of us will film you,
283
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,334
you'll have to call off
the stunt.
284
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,075
And this will officially
be the first time
285
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,295
I've ever been a part
of outsmarting somebody.
286
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,690
Oh, gee.
Whatever will I do?
287
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:08,657
Replaced by a sawhorse
and a rock. Again!
288
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,791
Come on,
Jake. Let's get
out of here.
289
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,663
All right. You don't
have to help me.
290
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:17,579
But remember, if you
say anything to anyone,
291
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,102
then what kind of friends
are you?
292
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,888
Bill. Does she expect
an answer, or do we
just leave?
293
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:23,933
Got it.
294
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,895
Oh! This is
exciting!
295
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,636
Our final test to get
first aid certified.
Pre-game lolly?
296
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,464
No! I'm way too stressed.
297
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:37,642
If I have any chance
of staying a counselor,
I've got to nail this!
298
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,994
Um... But I might want
a lolly later.
299
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,648
Attention everyone!
We have a first aid
emergency!
300
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,042
Which Noah has
promised to make
more believable.
301
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,478
The camp
has been attacked!
302
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:50,177
The badgers have
returned, and they're
out for blood!
303
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,311
- You promised.
- Yeah, I lied.
304
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,139
There was a deal
on stuffed badgers,
305
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,707
and you know how I feel
about the props really
selling the performance!
306
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,189
Make-believe
human-badger war
it is, then.
307
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,886
All right, everybody.
Follow us into
the mess hall,
308
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,149
where you will treat
the injured, and if
you do well...
309
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,237
Ice cream.
310
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:10,284
Oh! I love first aid!
Yes!
311
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:15,071
Gerald, treat that bruise.
Mary, wash out that wound.
312
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,899
Destiny, take care
of that bee sting.
313
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,946
Uh, bee sting?
I thought this was
a badger attack.
314
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,383
The badgers threw
a beehive at us
like a grenade!
315
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:25,516
They've learned
how to use weapons!
We're doomed!
316
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,607
He's on his
own journey now.
317
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,392
Everyone to
your patients.
318
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,307
Parker! Give
that dummy CPR.
319
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,395
On it!
320
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,746
She gave Parker CPR,
and all I got
321
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,313
was this dumb
bee sting?
322
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,532
Lou clearly doesn't
believe in me.
323
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,883
Which means I'm not
gonna pass this class.
324
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,667
Which means
I'm gonna get fired,
325
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,016
which means
I'll just slink back home,
326
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,279
live in my cousin's van,
strap on my clown shoes
327
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,020
and settle in for a life
of entertaining
328
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,370
the booger-eaters
of Tallahassee!
329
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,504
I can say it!
I'm from Tallahassee!
330
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,550
First, I open up
the airways,
331
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,422
then I tilt
the head back
lifting the chin...
332
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,077
He has no pulse.
333
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,035
The badgers have claimed
their first victim.
334
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,732
Time to start
chest compressions.
335
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,299
I got it! I got it!
I got it!
336
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,474
Destiny, what
are you doing?
337
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,650
I'm bringing him back
from the light!
338
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,479
See, Lou? I can do this.
339
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,264
Now live, you dummy!
Live!
340
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,923
Well...
341
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,361
This is going to be
a very awkward phone call
to his parents.
342
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:31,060
Fine. I give up.
I'm clearly not cut out
to be a counselor.
343
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,589
The badgers have broken
through all our defenses.
344
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,156
They're everywhere!
345
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,944
I feel like
I missed something.
346
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:54,214
We've got to stop Winnie
from doing this
insane stunt.
347
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,476
But how?
348
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,694
I don't know!
349
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,915
Most of my problems
are saddle-rash related.
350
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,396
We've got to find Lou
and tell her.
351
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:06,574
We're just gonna have to
accept our fates as big old
piles of bobcat scat.
352
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,533
By the way,
I looked that up
and, gross!
353
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,448
But we can't tell Lou!
354
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,451
We gave Winnie our word
as friends and promised
we wouldn't say anything.
355
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:17,933
Wait a minute!
We promised we
wouldn't say anything.
356
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,065
Right, that's what
I said.
357
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,805
Right, it's what
you said.
358
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,677
What's
- what I said?
- Now you've got it!
359
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,765
Now I've got what?
360
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,245
Bingo! Let's go!
361
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,290
Go where?
I'm so confused!
362
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,685
Destiny? Are you in here?
363
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,034
I just wanted to
make sure you're okay...
364
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,340
Lou! We have something
really important
365
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,298
to tell you,
but we can't tell you.
366
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,300
I do not know where to go
from here.
367
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,434
Oh! I know
what we're doing!
368
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,525
We're playing charades now?
Sure! Why not?
369
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,875
You're a baby deer
trying to get across
an ice rink.
370
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,616
Uh, a bird caught
in a tornado!
371
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,488
The campers are eating
those off-limits berries
again!
372
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,709
I've got it!
373
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,102
Winnie is doing
an incredibly dangerous stunt
374
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,407
to audition for
Ultimate Western Warrior,
375
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,800
and I need to stop her
before she gets hurt.
376
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,019
Yes!
377
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:05,067
Whoa! We are super rad
at charades.
378
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,679
Actually, you have it
written on your arm.
379
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,465
Oh. Yeah. I was
always gonna tattle, eventually.
380
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,468
I just wanted to
make sure I got
all the details right.
381
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,817
Where's Winnie right now?
382
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,036
Follow us.
383
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,907
No, buddy.
384
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,300
It's for real
this time.
385
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,866
Oh, yeah. Right.
386
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,219
They all said I didn't have
what it takes
387
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,656
to become the next
Ultimate Western Warrior.
388
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,224
Well. Challenge accepted!
389
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,280
Challenge regretted!
390
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,544
Help!
391
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:51,244
Who's screaming?
Can't a girl mope
in peace?
392
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,288
Uh-oh!
393
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,378
Winnie! You need
to get down.
394
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,727
You think?
395
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,733
No!
396
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,431
Winnie!
397
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:05,693
Are you okay?
398
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:09,523
Yeah.
Lou broke my fall.
Thanks, Lou.
399
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,351
No problem.
400
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,440
I mean, you'll be
on toilet scorpion duty
for two weeks, but...
401
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:14,919
No problem.
402
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,443
Fair.
403
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,924
I'm so glad
you're all right, Winnie.
404
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,361
Me, too.
405
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,363
We're sorry for
ratting you out
to Lou.
406
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,887
We understand if
you don't wanna be
our friend anymore.
407
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,281
Are you kidding?
You guys saved me.
408
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,500
I'm the one who
should apologize.
409
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:33,721
Turns out, you guys
are the kind of friends
I can really count on.
410
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:37,159
No matter how much
of a butthead I'm being.
411
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,641
And remember, it's not
tattling if someone's
gonna get hurt.
412
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,425
Speaking of which,
413
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,514
has my left should
always been three inches
lower than the other one?
414
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:46,647
Oh, no!
415
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,431
Lou, your shoulder
is dislocated.
416
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,172
We need to get you
to the infirmary,
quick!
417
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,827
Okay, good idea.
Right after I build
an infirmary.
418
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,045
What?
419
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,656
This camp
doesn't have
an infirmary?
420
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,093
Kind of irresponsible,
seeing how
last night's dinner
421
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,574
was porcupine paninis.
422
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,402
It's on my list,
okay?
423
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,055
It's been a long week,
and it kinda feels like
you guys are piling on.
424
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,667
Don't worry,
I've got you.
425
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,059
I read in the
first aid manual
426
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,713
about treating
a dislocated shoulder.
427
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,759
It's called
the Cunningham technique,
and funny story...
428
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,326
Ow!
429
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,154
Right! Okay, uh...
430
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,156
Stand up straight
and roll your
shoulders back.
431
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,725
Now, Lou, the most
important thing
to remember
432
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,423
is to just try
and relax...
433
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,123
Destiny! It worked!
434
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,255
Wow!
435
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,171
That was
- amazing!
- Do me next!
436
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:34,608
Pocket candy?
437
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,001
Yes, please.
438
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:42,790
Camille.
439
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,052
Jackson.
440
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,707
Parker.
441
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,144
Congratulations on
receiving your first aid certification.
442
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,626
You did much, much,
much better than
I thought you would.
443
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,063
Thanks! I'm sure
there's a compliment
in there somewhere.
444
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,327
Well, there is
one more certificate
to hand out.
445
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,329
Destiny.
446
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,332
Really? Me?
447
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,465
But I popped
a dummy's head off.
448
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,249
Yeah, that thing's
held together
with chewing gum.
449
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,468
We have no money.
450
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,166
Honestly, I've been
watching you.
451
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,907
And I think you
just put so much
pressure on yourself
452
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,169
that you freaked out.
453
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,649
But when it mattered
most, you came through
454
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,390
and perfectly treated
a dislocated shoulder.
455
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,479
You're right, Lou.
456
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:22,090
I guess I was so worried
about trying to be perfect,
457
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:26,050
I forgot, I'm awesome!
458
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,531
Well, now that that's over,
we can get back
to business as usual.
459
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,665
Yeah, I don't think
it's over for everyone.
460
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,493
And one by one,
461
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,495
I vanquished
a horde of badgers
bent on vengeance,
462
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,714
saving the camp
once and for all!
463
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,022
Or did I?
464
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,372
No! I'm humanity's last hope!
465
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,548
Who's left to take up
the fight?
466
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,161
Oh, lordy, he's writing
a sequel.