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Well, here she is.

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Kikiwaka Ranch.

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Our new camp in the Wild Wild West.

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What a historic moment.

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I'd take a picture,

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but I already dropped my phone down that well.

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Genius idea, buying a working
ranch and turning it into a camp.

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I agree. I mean, sure it's a little rundown,

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but it's much better than that
place you wrote to me about

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called Killer Pigeon Ridge.

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Killer Pigeon Ridge?

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What a dumb name.

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What's this town called?

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Dusty Tush, Wyoming.

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Oh, yeah. That's definitely worse.

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I can't wait for all the new
campers to get here in a week.

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They'll get to do all the usual fun camp things

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and learn how to ranch from this here farm girl.

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I can't wait to start my first
summer as a camp counselor.

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I just wish all of our friends were going
to be here to see how good I am at it.

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I mean, how much I miss them.

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Yes, but Finn, Ava and Matteo are
holding down the fort back at Camp Kikiwaka

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Literally. That fort we built on the great lawn,

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it keeps blowing away.

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So, Noah, are you excited to meet new campers?

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You're darn tooting.

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Nope, not going to start
that. Tried it on, doesn't fit.

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I can't wait to start my
job as activities director.

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Get ready for this summer to be a
nonstop crazy party.

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Full of safe and educational fun, boss.

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And on that note. Let's all
raise a glass of sarsaparilla

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and toast to the best summer ever.

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To Kikiwaka Ranch.

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Kikiwaka Ranch

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Can I get a drum roll, please?

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Ta-da!

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But at least no killer pigeons.

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You're darn tooting.

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Nope. Should have let it go the first time.

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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Finally here, the first day at camp.

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Hey, does it feel great to have two?

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Moose Farm. Now Dusty Tush.

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One day you'll own a Kikiwaka

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in every stupidly named town

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in the country.

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Sure, sure.

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I definitely own this camp.

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Hey, hey, look. A redhead.

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We don't get many of those recessive genes.

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Why are you being weird?

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You do own this camp, right?

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Of course. The owner and I

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just have to go over one tiny little detail.

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Which is I still have to buy it

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and he still has to give it to me.

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Wait, so you don't own this camp?

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Lou, if I'm the more responsible one here,

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we are in big trouble.

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Look, the owner and I

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have been emailing back and forth,

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and he said it's basically a done deal.

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Plus, he loves me.

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He LOL'd at all my jokes.

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Well, now we know this man is a liar.

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He's coming by today,

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and then it will be official,

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because what's the other option?

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Telling all the kids to go home

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and giving their parents their money back,

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then returning to Maine in disgrace?

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Are our campers here yet?

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Yeah. I can't wait to make my new boys

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best friends with each other.

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Just like I did with Finn and Matteo.

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Weren't they best friends before you got there?

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Girl, please. Was there even a camp before me?

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So, Lou, who are my new Mustangs?

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I'm ready to teach them everything I know.

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Arts and crafts, nurturing the environment.

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And on the last day of
camp, we'll definitely promise

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to write handwritten letters,
not e-mails, in glitter pen.

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Well, you actually only have one camper.

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We're a new business. And the
feral chicken scared off a lot of kids.

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But according to what I have written down here,

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Winnie is just the angel you described.

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Ah!

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Whoa!

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That was way higher than I thought.

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Anyway, I'm Winnie. Two questions.

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Who's my counselor

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and where's your tallest skate ramp?

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You got me.

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There is nothing written on
this clipboard.

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Hey, man. Are you Bill?

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That's right. Bill Pickey,

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named after my great great
grandfather, Legendary cowboy.

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And I'm Jake.

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Named after my mom's favorite pet psychic.

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Funny story.

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He told us Mittens was jealous of me.

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So now I have to bring her dead birds.

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You city folk have sad, funny stories.

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Right?

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Anyway, my mom sent me to this camp
because I play too many video games,

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which is cool because I could
totally use a break from technology.

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Unless you got a phone.
Does your phone have games?

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Come on, man.

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Nope, No phone, just practicing for this summer.

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I'll be spending my days
whipping this ranch into shape.

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The chickens have been on their own for too long.

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I think I saw them taking prisoners.

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Oh, I kind of thought we'd be spending the summer

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having fun together and becoming best friends.

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Well, cowboy's work is never done.

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Hey, coyotes.

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I'm Noah. Yes, that Noah.

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Ready to spend the summer having
fun together and becoming best friends?

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This guy gets it.

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You guys go ahead.

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I've got to meet the livestock.

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The chicken need an alpha
and it's going to be this guy.

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But I thought we could all head down to the lake

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and maybe do a fun trust exercise

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where you make me feel better about something

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that happened in middle
school that I still cringe about.

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Sorry, guys. The dogies are waiting.

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What's a dogie?

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What's a coyote?

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Wait, seriously?

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Let's see. Fireworks, gas mask,

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blowtorch, tank of propane.

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Toothbrush?

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How'd that get in there?

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So Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie.

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Why don't you tell me a
little more about yourself?

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Sure, I'm Wild Winona Weber.

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You've never heard of me?

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Um...

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The school bus bandit?

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The pillow fight princess of Portland.

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Man, I've got to get a PR guy.

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I'm sensing you're a bit of a daredevil.

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Absolutely not.

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I'm a lot of a daredevil.

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After all, I've only got one
lifetime to do something legendary.

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But don't worry. I totally know what I'm...

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Ooh! Sorry. That baby is on a hair trigger.

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Anyway. What was I saying?

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Uh...

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You were telling me what
you're most excited to do at camp.

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Please say fireside gossip.

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That's a hard one.

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I think it's either witnessing a real stampede

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or using these propulsion fireworks
I invented to try Jack canoeing.

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Either way, challenge accepted.

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Howdy. You must be the soon
to be owner of my beloved ranch.

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And you must be Marshal.

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The Marshal.

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Because you're US Marshal?

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No, 'cause my name is Marshal.

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And the 'the' because?

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I'm fancy.

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Okay. Glad we went on that circular drive.

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Nice to meet you.

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Well, nice to meet you.

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You know, I grew up on this ranch,

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and I really wanted it to go to someone special.

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Which is why I'm so glad I got
that email from you and Rusty.

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Right? Holy, who?

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I thought to myself, Nancy and
Rusty Delmore are real ranchers

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that know the value of
keeping this place a ranch.

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Can you believe

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another lady wanted to
turn it into a summer camp?

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Oh, I am sure she meant well.

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I mean, who would want to fill this
piece of history with disrespectful kids?

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Too true. Kids are
the worst and not our future at all.

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Hey, if you love this place so
much, why are you selling it?

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Well, I don't rightly have
time to take care of it anymore.

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But I do have some real fond memories.

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Learning to ranch here as a little tyke

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In fact, I would love to give you
and Rusty a tour for old time's sake.

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Oh.

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I wish we could. But Rusty, he is just
so busy ranching his little rusty butt off.

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So, how about just give the deed to Miss Nancy?

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Now. Now.

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I insist on meeting Rusty.

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The way you described him.

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Ten gallon hat,

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handlebar mustache,

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and obsessed with jort overalls,

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I got to meet this character.

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So do I.

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I will be back in an hour.

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See you both then.

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Okay.

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In jorts.

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Hey, there, fellow Mustang.

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Guess who finished decorating her cabin T-shirt?

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Wow, that looks like a
sparkler factory explosion.

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Don't ask how I know that.

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Let's see your cabin T-shirt.

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Actually, I made a Para-shirt. Like a parachute.

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But, huh, well, you get the idea.

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Please tell me you're not
planning to jump off a cliff with that.

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No, no. Don't be silly.

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Not if you have a helicopter.

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But is a cliff's all you got, challenge accepted.

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No. Challenge never offered.

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Maybe you should just decorate
a cabin T-shirt like everyone else.

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Uh, you could even use the glue
gun to put some cute beads on it.

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Sure I could, if I hadn't taken
it apart to see how it worked.

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I also now know how the table works.

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Why don't we go find an outdoor activity?

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Challenge also accepted.

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Okay, but let's leave the Para-shirt.

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Check out the coyote I drew.

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You're still not getting the coyote
concept, but I appreciate the energy.

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Bill. There you are. Come,
bond with your coyote brothers.

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Or with me and whatever animal Jake thinks he is.

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Sorry. No can do.

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Just came in for a quick glass of water

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before I go back to helping the chores.

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Do you work here?

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Well, Lou just sent me away and
said, "Go have fun. You don't work here."

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But maybe that's because she
doesn't know I'm the Chicken King yet.

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They made me their God.

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Come on, do arts and crafts with us.

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It turns out it's even more fun than video games.

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Unless someone has a video game.

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Does someone have a video game?

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Seriously, guys, I'm fine with just
doing my own thing this summer,

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and you'd be fine with the distance too.

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If you know how many beans cowboys ate.

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Sorry in advance for my sleep toots.

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Ah!

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That was for the dirty paint brushes.

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Yep. Tasted a little purple.

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I don't get it.

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What kind of kid doesn't wanna have fun at camp?

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Or fart in front of his friends?

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Winnie, why do you have a cow?

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We're supposed to be going on a nature hike.

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Now we don't have to go on a boring hike.

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I discovered some beautiful nature right here.

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Quick, I'll hop on its back.

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You make it angry.

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Hey, what are you doing with Shaquille O'Veal?

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She shouldn't be out about. She has a cold.

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Really? How can you tell?

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Bless you.

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A lesson to both of you.

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Never point a cow with a
cold directly at a person.

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It got in my mouth.

257
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,225
I'll go get the Para-shirt
to clean you off with, D.

258
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,705
I'll be right back.

259
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,839
Well, today's been a disaster.

260
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:52,842
Destiny, I'd give you a hug, but... gross.

261
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,716
Winnie is a lot.

262
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,719
Definitely not the camper I was expecting.

263
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,677
Oh, I really hope I can do this.

264
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,121
Hey, man, going somewhere?

265
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,428
No one will let me help them with ranch work.

266
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,386
They say the first day of camp is a play day.

267
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,215
So I'm sneaking out to the ranch
to check out the cattle for myself.

268
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,303
I'm playing chess.

269
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,391
Lou's playing checkers.

270
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,264
Ooh, can I come?

271
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,874
I won't tell anyone.

272
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,659
Oh, no offense, but you'll
probably just slow me down.

273
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,009
It's a long hike.

274
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,794
That's okay. If I get tired,
you can just carry me.

275
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,088
Problem solver.

276
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,757
Hey, neighbors, mind if I
hang out here for a while?

277
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,584
I think my counselor's had enough of me,

278
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,282
and I'm trying to stay out of trouble.

279
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,458
Then this isn't a good place to be.

280
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,765
We're going somewhere
you can't tell anyone about.

281
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,331
Might be dangerous.

282
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,898
Why'd you go and tell me that?

283
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,291
Now I have to do it.

284
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,294
Fine. You both can come.

285
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,818
But remember, this is real cowboy work.

286
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,080
So don't get in my way

287
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,213
and do exactly what I tell you.

288
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,780
Also, no bathroom breaks.

289
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,478
I said what I said.

290
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,180
Okay. Remember, your name is Rusty.

291
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,747
We're married, we're ranchers.

292
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,010
And this is definitely not a camp.

293
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,143
I'm sorry. I didn't hear a word you said.

294
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,928
I've never shown this much
thigh before, and I gotta say,

295
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,582
I'm pulling it off.

296
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,325
This is just until we officially own the ranch.

297
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,066
Then the Marshal can't kick us off this land

298
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,416
and you won't get weird tan lines.

299
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,420
Ah! This must be Rusty.

300
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:35,075
Thanks for taking time away from the cattle.

301
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,207
Well, you know what they say about cattle.

302
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,514
Uh...

303
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,255
Which I mean, I don't even have to say it.

304
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,344
We're all ranchers here. We know what they say.

305
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,435
Oh. That's my husband, Rusty for you.

306
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,566
He'd forget his mustache,

307
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,872
if it weren't glued to his face.

308
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,526
That's a joke. It's a real mustache.

309
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,570
Can we get this deal done?

310
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,139
Well now, hold your horses.

311
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,359
Rusty, Nancy said in her email

312
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,883
you got big plans for more livestock.

313
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,189
Livestock?

314
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,712
Yes, well,

315
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,845
I was just thinking...

316
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,108
You can't really go wrong with the more, uh,

317
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,284
uh, weirdos.

318
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,591
Uh...

319
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,593
Chickens. Chickens.

320
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,900
I'm mean chicken. Right, dear?

321
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,556
Oh, yeah. All coop, no campers is our motto.

322
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,645
Get out of here, randos. You're trespassing.

323
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,081
Oh, my Gosh.

324
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,432
Chickens, huh?

325
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,434
Well, I like that.

326
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,697
Focusing on smaller livestock.

327
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,700
So you got more time to
practice with your jug band.

328
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:36,745
Jug band?

329
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,268
You gotta admit, that's so us.

330
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,271
Anyway, you ready for the tour?

331
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,664
Let's go.

332
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,927
I can't go far. These jorts are riding up.

333
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,233
Deal with it, Rusty.

334
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,371
So, what's going on with you and your counselor?

335
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,546
Talk to me.

336
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,721
The doctor's in.

337
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:01,117
I think I might be getting
kicked out of my cabin.

338
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,946
I overheard my counselor say
she didn't know if she could do this,

339
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,426
and that I was a lot.

340
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,688
You're not a lot.

341
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,777
No, I definitely am.

342
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,388
Just ask the 24 babysitters
I went through last year.

343
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,914
Bill, you want to weigh in here?

344
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,961
I'm pretending I'm alone and that you're cows.

345
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,269
Okay, dude, I gotta ask.

346
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,446
Why are you so against having friends?

347
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,448
I'm not against having friends.

348
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,841
I've got a few horses I send holiday cards to.

349
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,148
You know what I mean.

350
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,977
You've been avoiding Noah and me all day.

351
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,501
I know and I'm sorry.

352
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,069
It's not like I don't want
to hang out with you guys,

353
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,158
but I can't lose focus.

354
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,118
You don't know how much pressure
there is being named after a famous cowboy.

355
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,120
I guess I don't.

356
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:50,079
I was named after a chubby bear.

357
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:54,040
I come from a whole long line
of cowboys and rodeo stars.

358
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,955
I'm trying to be the best cowboy I could be,

359
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,913
so I can make them proud.

360
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,220
And I just don't see how
horsing around with friends

361
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,135
and arts and crafts is going to help me do that.

362
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,055
But everyone needs a friend sometimes.

363
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,708
How do you know we can't help you?

364
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,710
And don't you want to have fun?

365
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,365
Like I said, I can't lose focus.

366
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,846
Take your eye off the ball for one second

367
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,892
and that's when you get
into... trouble.

368
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,329
Ow!

369
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,681
Bill, are you okay?

370
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,118
Sure. This rock broke my fall.

371
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,251
Hold on.

372
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,081
Ah!

373
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,780
Why did you do that?

374
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,303
So you wouldn't be alone.

375
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,045
And I'd just like to jump off
high things into low things.

376
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,657
But now who's going to go for help?

377
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:53,229
Help!

378
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,669
Hey, Mr. Rodeo Royalty.

379
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,020
Can't you do some fancy
trick to get us out of here.

380
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,022
I'm related to a famous cowboy.

381
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,023
Not Dumbledore.

382
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,286
Aw.

383
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,896
That would've been so cool.

384
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,464
There you guys are.

385
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,552
Destiny.

386
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:12,596
Noah.

387
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,945
What were you guys thinking?

388
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,122
Running away on the first day of camp is my move.

389
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,950
How did you even find us?

390
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,344
We followed the trail of puka shells.

391
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,042
My necklace broke?

392
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,740
Man! Mercury is so in retrograde.

393
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,267
See.

394
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,575
The chamber's collapsing.

395
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,273
Okay. Everyone stay calm. I know what to do.

396
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,758
Just kidding. I don't know what to do,

397
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,586
It just seemed like the right thing to say.

398
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,111
We have to get out of here.

399
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,286
Challenge accepted.

400
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:51,983
I have an idea.

401
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,335
I supercharged this fire extinguisher.

402
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,905
That compound with my propulsion fireworks.

403
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,211
Might be enough to blast the minecart

404
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,126
through this barrier and down the tunnel.

405
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,214
But to where?

406
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,955
I don't know. Away from certain death.

407
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,652
This feels like a big picture moment.

408
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,220
Get in and pray.

409
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,703
I really wish we knew this girl better.

410
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,185
This is going to turn out fine, right?

411
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,839
It's okay that this is happening.
What could go wrong?

412
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:22,884
You want a list?

413
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,843
You want one of these helmets?

414
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,802
Uh, yeah. This is the Para-shirt Girl.

415
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:28,846
I think so.

416
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,068
Hurry.

417
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:39,857
Okay.

418
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:40,902
Count to three.

419
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,513
One...

420
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,304
Well, we had a good run.

421
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,044
It's been wonderful counseling with you,

422
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,492
Oh, yeah.

423
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,929
Thanks for that demo.

424
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,888
You know, a jug band's
almost better without the jugs.

425
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:17,025
Well, I guess I can't put this
bittersweet moment off any longer.

426
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,940
What do you say we make this official?

427
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,116
Oh, please, yes. Come to Nancy.

428
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,598
It feels right leaving this
important place of my youth

429
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:28,341
in the hands of such honest, upstanding folk.

430
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,343
Well, you won't regret it.

431
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,089
You might regret it.

432
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,005
Again, again!

433
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,964
I peed myself and I don't care.

434
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,923
What is going on here?

435
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,187
Oh, yay. The mineshaft leads to camp.

436
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,062
Well, the mine shaft led to camp.

437
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,545
Nancy, Rusty, what in tarnation is going...

438
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,938
Okay, I'm not Nancy.

439
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,898
I'm Lou. The woman who wanted
turned this place into a camp.

440
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:07,336
You're the no good camping city slickers?

441
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,860
Knew this was a bad month
to learn what email was.

442
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,299
Yes, we're the no good city slickers.

443
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,779
But please don't kick us off this land.

444
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,781
Request denied.

445
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:21,263
This land should go to someone
who wants to keep it a ranch.

446
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:25,006
I want all of y'all out of here by sunrise.

447
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:28,052
Or 10:00 a.m. if you wanna
sleep in, I'm not a monster.

448
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,274
Okay. And why is it you love this land so much?

449
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,319
Well...

450
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,408
Pipe down, I'm monologuing.

451
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,018
It's because this is where you learnt to ranch

452
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,629
when you were a kid. And now
a whole new generation of kids

453
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,328
has a chance to learn to ranch
here the same way you did.

454
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,591
And you could be a part of making that happen.

455
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:47,420
Yeah, I want to learn how to
be the best cowboy I could be

456
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,291
at the Kikiwaka Ranch,

457
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,859
and maybe even make some friends along the way.

458
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:56,298
And I want to learn to put
my bravery to good use.

459
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,170
Being legendary shouldn't mean
you're not allowed in a public library.

460
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,002
And I want to learn how to do outside.

461
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,005
I got my hands full this summer.

462
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,706
So The Marshal, what do you say?

463
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:16,231
Well, I guess if a new generation

464
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,538
wants to learn the code of the West

465
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:22,411
and the ranching way of life,
they can do it someplace else.

466
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,370
Start packing, y'all, the Dilmores are coming.

467
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:27,938
Sorry, guys.

468
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,332
Ooh! What the...

469
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,681
Oh!

470
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,162
It's my first text.

471
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,338
Maybe it's about my car's extended warranty.

472
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:41,169
"Hey, The Marshal, it's Nancy Dilmore.

473
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,911
"We never heard back from
you about buying that ranch,

474
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,739
"and we're anxious to turn it into a...

475
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,872
"A yoga retreat."

476
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:56,010
Fine, the ranch is yours,
but I better never catch

477
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,534
any of them downward facing dogs around here.

478
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:04,061
Okay. Twist. Looks like
Kikiwaka Ranch is here to stay.

479
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:12,200
Quite the coincidence that The Marshal
would get that text at the perfect time.

480
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:14,898
No, it's not a coincidence at all. I sent it.

481
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,119
Yeah, I know.

482
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:20,948
Thanks, partner.

483
00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:23,170
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm
gonna go figure out why our kids

484
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:24,647
were in a rocket.

485
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:34,396
Campfire. First one of the summer.

486
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,398
Hey, thanks for coming to our little soiree.

487
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,445
And I see you don't like that word.

488
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,710
Well, I did say I would keep an eye on you.

489
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:46,408
And I have to admit, for city slickers,

490
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,410
these burgers are mighty tasty.

491
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,716
Thanks. They're vegan.

492
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:50,760
What!

493
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:56,592
Winnie, can I just ask,
why did you run off today?

494
00:22:56,636 --> 00:23:00,248
Well, I figured you were gonna
kick me out of Mustang cabin anyway.

495
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:03,120
What? Why would you think I'd do that?

496
00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:04,687
I heard you say I wasn't the camper

497
00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:05,906
you were expecting.

498
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:06,950
You did?

499
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,475
I get it.

500
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,041
You weren't the camper I was expecting.

501
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:12,782
You were better.

502
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,219
Really?

503
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:18,222
The camper I was expecting
couldn't have saved those boys today.

504
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,354
You were incredible.

505
00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:21,269
I'm proud you're a Mustang.

506
00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:22,444
No one else gets you.

507
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:25,447
I will fight them.

508
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:29,103
But then why did you say
earlier, "I hope I can do this."

509
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:34,761
Because it's my first time as a
counselor, and it's kind of scary.

510
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:36,763
I know I'm going to make a lot of mistakes.

511
00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,852
We both will. But we'll learn together

512
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:40,419
because that's what camp is all about.

513
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:41,463
Deal?

514
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:42,464
You got it.

515
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,775
But you're really gonna
have to keep an eye on me.

516
00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:50,472
I'm a handful.

517
00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,040
Challenge accepted.

518
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:59,350
Hey, guys, I, uh, made these for you.

519
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,485
Are these what I think they are?

520
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,618
They're friendship bracelets.

521
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:06,662
I whittled them myself.

522
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,622
No! I won't cry.

523
00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:10,927
Not on the first night.

524
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:14,148
I just wanted to say,

525
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,933
maybe I was wrong about not needing friends.

526
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:18,892
I definitely needed them today.

527
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:22,373
Does this mean you're up
for a "whittle" fun this summer?

528
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,376
Please don't make me regret it.

529
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,945
I'll take it. Can I get a coyote howl?

530
00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:33,820
Don't worry, I'll get it.

531
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:34,864
I'll get it.

532
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:39,173
So, how does it feel to be
out in the Wild, Wild West?

533
00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:41,654
Definitely wilder. But, at
least now I have this deed.

534
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,003
First task accomplished.

535
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:47,660
Wait, is... is that a treasure map?

536
00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:48,965
A treasure map!

537
00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:50,967
There's treasure on my land?

538
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,055
Give me that deed back.

539
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,841
Rusty, a little help.

540
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,495
Bill! Get a lasso.

541
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,496
I'm coming.

542
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,370
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