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Morning, campers.
Just a quick heads-up.
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Turns out Nibbles the goat
has developed
a taste for flesh
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after biting
a camper's fingers,
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but to be fair, that camper
had a cheap spray tan
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and those fingers looked
a lot like carrots.
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What if Nibbles
comes after me?
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My fingers look like
little hot dogs.
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Oh, I'm sure they don't...
Oh, my gosh, they do.
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But don't worry. The goat
is locked up and thinking
about what he's done.
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Either that or choosing
his next victim.
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Regardless,
that's a tomorrow problem.
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Moving on to our next
order of business,
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tonight we're trying something
a little different.
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This evening's campfire
is going to be led
by our very own
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activities director,
Parker Preston.
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Lou, what an honor
and a complete shock!
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So you don't know anything
about the 45 slips
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in the suggestion box
saying you should do it?
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No, but, wow, sounds like
I've got a whole lot
of fans out there.
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Well, it was written
on Parker Preston stationery.
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Oh, whatever. It worked!
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Lou, I was wondering
who you wanted to lead
the treasure hunt.
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And by that polite question,
I mean, it should be me
and none of these yahoos.
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Um, what Bill is trying to say
is that, yes, on the back
of the deed to the ranch,
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we did find something
that looks a lot like a map.
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And what Lou is trying
to say is...
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I actually spoke too soon.
Not sure what
your angle is yet.
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My angle is no treasure hunt.
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Everyone knows that
buried treasure is a myth,
and it's just something
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that you see in
adventure movies
or pirate fiction.
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Much like in
my self-published novel,
Beauty and the Barnacle,
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on sale now for $14.99
or best offer.
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But the map proves
the treasure's real.
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And you're just gonna let it
sit around collecting dust?
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No, I framed it, deed side up,
for all of us to admire.
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Isn't she a beauty?
Proof of Mama's
first franchise.
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Come on, Lou. Let me hunt
for that treasure.
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I'm just dying to fill up
my hands with that huge
Dusty Tush load.
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Yeah. I don't think
he heard it.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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Hey, Destiny.
Have you seen Winnie?
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I need her help
with something.
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She's actually away
for the weekend
at her cousin's wedding.
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She's the flower girl.
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Oh. That's cool.
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Not really.
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I heard her say
instead of petals,
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she's going to toss crawdads
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and just see where
the night takes her.
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I don't think I'm doing
a very good job with her.
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Oh, okay. Never mind, then.
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Wait. Can I help you
with something?
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Uh, not really. I need
a camper for this.
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Why not a counselor?
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Because I'm not really
supposed to be doing it.
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And a counselor would
totally tell Lou.
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Not true.
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Okay, so I may be a counselor
by name
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and contractual agreement,
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and the status
on my social media profiles.
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But I'm basically
one of you guys!
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Fine. I want to steal the deed
to the camp so I can hunt for
the Dusty Tush treasure.
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You mean the treasure
Lou told you
not to go looking for?
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I mean... Ooh!
Spill all the juicy deets,
fellow camper friend.
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The Dusty Tush treasure
is something my family's
been after for decades,
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and the map makes me think
it might be hidden
on this land.
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If I put enough holes
in this camp, I can find it
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and finally be worthy of
the Pickett name.
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So, what do you say?
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I'd say walk me through
the "putting holes
in Lou's camp" part again.
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See? Counselors!
They can't turn it off.
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First they shut down
the treasure hunt.
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Then they come after you
with the sunscreen.
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[STUTTERS] Wait,
you didn't let me finish.
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I'd also say I think
the treasure hunt
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is a fantastic idea,
and I totally want to help.
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Yay, rule-breaking!
And also, yay, sunscreen.
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Noah, what are you doing?
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Making a seating chart
from my grandparents'
50th anniversary.
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I planned out every relative
who's coming,
their food preferences...
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That's great.
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You're helping me
with campfire tonight.
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I spent hours making
that tiny sweetheart table!
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This is my chance to prove
to Lou how great of an
activities director I can be.
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She hasn't trusted me
with a lot of stuff yet.
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Because you usually
mess it up.
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Unhelpful.
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So I have to put on the most
incredible campfire
that Kikiwaka has ever seen.
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Which can only mean one thing.
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Hmm. I don't know.
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Dead celebrity holograms
make me feel icky inside.
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I'm talking about
a dance performance.
You've got the best moves
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of anyone outside of myself
and the Canadian
postmaster general.
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Say what you will
about Jean-Jacques'
political future,
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that guy can cut a rug.
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Parker, I'm flattered,
but not surprised.
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My dance style has been called
"inappropriate at a funeral."
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I'm thinking we put on
a whole production,
complete with costumes.
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We can do
a Western-themed dance
and fuse it with hip-hop.
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Dude, get outta here!
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That's exactly what
the funeral director said.
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Noah, are you sure you want
to put Aunt Sherry
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and her ex-husband
at the same table? Drama!
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There's no time for this.
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We are talking about
the super-sick dance
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we're performing
at campfire tonight.
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Oh, sweet!
I love dancing.
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In preschool, I was voted
most likely to "bust a move"
during nap time.
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Well, the more the merrier.
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Let's turn this dancing duo
into a trio.
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I believe you mean three-o.
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I was also voted most likely
to count on my fingers
through adulthood.
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I don't think I'm doing
a very good job with him.
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There she is.
The map that's gonna put me
on the map.
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I've been waiting all morning
to use that.
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But the ladder's missing.
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Oh, well, we tried.
Can't win them all. Who's up
for a round of lawn bowling?
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I'm team bowly-locks.
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Don't worry.
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I think I got a plan.
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I can use the coffee table
and a few chairs to create
a makeshift tower.
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Then I'll use it to climb up
to the balcony
and grab the deed.
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[HESITATING] I'm so in.
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[HIGH-PITCHED] Can't you tell
how excited I am by how high
my voice is getting?
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Then let's do this.
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Why did I do this?
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Darn it. I guess we can't get
that map without the ladder.
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Oh, great. Thanks, Lou.
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Sweet insurance deductible!
Who did this?
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Would you believe
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prairie dogs?
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I would. They're the vandals
of the open range.
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Then that is exactly
what it was.
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Oh, it's on. I'm going to
destroy those varmints
if it's the last thing I do.
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Though I hope the actual
last thing I do is ride
an ostrich off of a cliff
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into a swimming pool
filled with watermelon
jelly beans.
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I had a dream about it once.
Now I feel like
it's the only way to go.
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Nice one, Destiny.
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Uh, yeah. Who needs a soul?
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All right, before we start
planning tonight's show,
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let's see what kind of skills
we have to work with.
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[EXCLAIMS SOFTLY]
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[UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey!
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North of the border,
they call this the poutine
pop and lock.
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[MIMICS ROBOT VOICE]
More gravy, please.
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Noah, let's see what you got.
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Watch out. I'm about
to go "Hamlet."
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To groove or not to groove.
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Just kidding. To groove.
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Whoo! Oh.
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Jake, blow us away
with your ridiculous moves.
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Get ready to see
something special.
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My mom calls this one the
"You're doing great, honey.
I love you so much."
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I feel so alive!
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To be fair, you did say
"ridiculous moves."
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Wow. The actual map
to the Dusty Tush treasure.
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Everything we need to find
that jade is right here.
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So where is it?
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Not a clue.
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This map is just a bunch
of weird shapes.
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Ah!
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Nope, still weird.
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Look, there are words.
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"Near a mass
of gilded bricks,
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"this tool will save you
from a fix."
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My family told me about this.
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The map has a series
of riddles you have to solve.
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Well, if it's word-based
puzzles you want,
then there's a poetry slam
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going on in the mess hall. So...
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Let's think.
Gilded means golden.
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So we need to be looking
for a golden bri...
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Wait a minute.
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Bricks.
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These bricks used
to be painted gold.
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The jade must be
somewhere nearby.
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Do you know what this means?
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That we need to study
a topographical map
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of the greater Dusty Tush
area and be very intentional
about where we dig?
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No. We need to rip
the stuffing out of this lawn
before someone stops us.
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Okay, yay!
This is so much fun.
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The treasure's close.
I can feel it in my gut.
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Nope, must have
been indigestion.
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What have we done?
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Maybe Lou won't notice it?
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[LOU GASPS]
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My beautiful lawn, and I had
just painted it.
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I mean, the grass was
so lovely and real.
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Lou, I can explain.
It was...
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The prairie dogs.
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There's a whole army
of them now.
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I think the one
with the silver whiskers
is their general.
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[GASPS] I should've known
traps wouldn't be enough
for those suckers.
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Wait. Why do you two
have shovels?
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Uh... We were going
to use them
to defend the camp.
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Excellent idea. Destiny,
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you are such
a great counselor.
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Yes, that is me.
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Did she say
she paints the lawn?
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Jake, I want you to watch
our moves and see if
you can try to mimic them.
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Okay?
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[UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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All right, Jake.
Now your turn.
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Nailed that one.
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What's next? Do you want me
to sing and dance because
I've got a voice like butter.
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[CLEARS THROAT][MUSIC STOPS]
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Stop right there!
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You multi-talented
little superstar, you.
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We can only handle
one amazing skill at a time.
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Aw. You sound just
like my mom.
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Okay, new tactic.
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All right,
let's break it down,
one move at a time.
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Okay? First, the step.
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Perfect. Now the slide.
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Perfect. Then we finish
with a jump and a clap.
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Good. Now just string it
all together, okay?
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[MUSIC STARTS]
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Hope you don't mind
a little freestyle
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because this beast
can't be contained by choreo.
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What are we gonna do?
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I'll let you know
what my therapist says.
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JAKE: Dude!
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When did that wall
get there?
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Wait. I just got an idea.
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You got an idea off that?
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I had so much fun with you
on this incredible
adventure today.
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But you know what they say,
if at first you don't succeed,
stop and go swimming.
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You think I'm quitting
that easily?
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I have a family name
to live up to.
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And that name is Pickett.
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Not "I give up after
only one try..."
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...burg.
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Bill, you tried your best.
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And even though we didn't
discover any treasure,
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we discovered something
just as important.
236
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:26,223
That I can still be as cool
as a camper.
237
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,445
Wait. What about
the hay bales in the barn?
238
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:34,492
Hay is golden in color,
and the bales are shaped
like bricks.
239
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:38,018
I wish I could argue
with any of that,
but I can't.
240
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,586
We've gotta go bust up
that barn.
241
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,330
Was Winnie
the well-behaved one
this whole time?
242
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,118
[UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
243
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,903
Now into
the sarsaparilla shuffle. Hey!
244
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,778
To the left.
245
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,302
To the right.
246
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:04,131
Uh-oh! There's a snake
in your boot.
247
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,915
JAKE: Guys,
when's my entrance?
248
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,525
Not yet.
Wait for the finish.
249
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:09,832
Okay, now.
250
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,927
Sweet. Awesome rehearsal.[MUSIC STOPS]
251
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,276
Great job, tumbleweed.
252
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,844
Guys, I don't understand.
253
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,237
When do I dance?
254
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,325
Jake.
255
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,675
This is way better
than dancing.
256
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:29,373
You're the climactic centerpiece
of the whole production.
257
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:33,421
You know, some people say,
not dancing is
the greatest dancing of all.
258
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,815
Wait...
259
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,904
You guys never wanted me
to dance, did you?
260
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,516
I finally see
what's going on here.
261
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,866
Sometimes it takes me a while
to catch on to things.
262
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,868
Like when I learned that
there are no unicorns
263
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,349
because they went extinct
over a million years ago.
264
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,309
Oh, my sweet child.
265
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,529
But I can tell
when I'm not wanted.
266
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,096
So if you'll excuse me...
267
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:03,233
Could someone please push me
through the door
so I can storm off?
268
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,629
Turn to the side.
269
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,936
[GRUNTING]
270
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:10,980
JAKE: Thank you.
271
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,028
I think we might
have messed up.
272
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,378
I know. If we just
dressed him up as a cactus,
273
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,727
he would have slipped
right through.
274
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,992
But we also
hurt his feelings, yes.
275
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,132
Hey, Bill, you go on ahead.
276
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,916
I'll meet you at the barn.
277
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,266
Okay, But hurry
or there won't be any barn
left for you to bust.
278
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,659
Oh, there better be!
279
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,402
Lou.
280
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,930
Is everything okay?
281
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,716
Yeah. Why?
282
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,981
I'm assuming this is
something to do with
the prairie dog problem
283
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:58,288
that is totally
and completely real.
284
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,508
You bet. I'm gonna stay
out here
all night if I have to,
285
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,163
luring them in with
my stuffed friend
and the dance of their people.
286
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,385
Okay.
287
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:11,998
Have you considered
that maybe the prairie dogs
just left on their own?
288
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:15,827
Dear sweet, naive Destiny.
289
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:19,527
The prairie dogs won't just
leave on their own. It is I
who must end this, now,
290
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,485
keep your eyes peeled
and your ears to the ground.
291
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,227
If you hear me let out
a prairie dog mating call,
stay completely still.
292
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,230
How will I know
what that sounds like?
293
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,537
Oh, you'll know.
294
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:34,759
Okay, Well, I have a full day
of thorough and responsible
counseling ahead of me.
295
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,065
So ta-ta for now.
296
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,762
Okay. If you see
any prairie dogs,
297
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,373
make sure you steer 'em
in the direction
of the barn.
298
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,027
Nibbles is in there
and that meat-eating goat
299
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,986
will tear apart anything
- that gets near it.
- What?
300
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:47,598
That is just until Sunday when
I donate him to Dusty Tush's
children's petting zoo.
301
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,036
Oh, no!
302
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,082
Oh, relax! The kids
will wear chain mail.
It's all been worked out.
303
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,916
One, two, three, four.
304
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,352
Five, six, seven, eight.
305
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,050
- You're great!
- No, you're great.
306
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,444
BOTH: Let's do this!
307
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,622
Oh, Jake. Um...
308
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,669
Noah and I just wanted to say
we're sorry for
how things turned out.
309
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:17,759
Yeah, we never should have
made you dress up
as a tumbleweed.
310
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:21,763
Did you want to be a cactus?
I think you wanted
to be a cactus.
311
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:26,420
What Noah is trying to say
is we should have just
let you dance with us.
312
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,117
And we're sorry
that you're not anymore.
313
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,292
Oh, I'm dancing tonight.
314
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,424
What?
315
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,123
BOTH: Whoa...
316
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,865
I'm performing my own dance
for the crowd.
317
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,041
One that'll blow yours
out of the water.
318
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,435
You mean like... [GASPS]
319
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,219
A dance battle?
320
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,264
[GASPS]
321
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,614
That's right.
322
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,138
You guys are gonna
get wiped out.
323
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,010
Just like the unicorns.
324
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,278
I think Jake just stole
my campfire.
325
00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,888
I know! The nerve.
326
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,197
But do you think
he'll give me the name
of his sequin guy?
327
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,633
I know.
I kind of want it, too.
328
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:13,032
"Near a mass
of gilded bricks..."
This is it!
329
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,860
Time for me to finally
live up to the Pickett name.
330
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,689
[NIBBLES BELLOWS]
331
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,691
Hello? Is someone here?
332
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,652
Bill, we've got to leave
right now.
333
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,481
Seriously, Destiny,
stop being such a counselor.
334
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,744
No! It's...[NIBBLES BLEATS]
335
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,702
Do you feel like
we're being watched?
336
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,318
[BLEATS]
337
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,797
[BOTH SCREAMING]
338
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,627
Nibbles. He's here
for finger blood.
339
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,501
There, there,
nice murder goat.
340
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,112
Bill, I'm so sorry.
This is all my fault.
341
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,200
Okay.
342
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,854
Well, that was
a little quick.
343
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,076
[BLEATS]
344
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,773
[SCREAMS]
Destiny.
345
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:01,123
Maybe you should
sacrifice yourself
so that I could get away.
346
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,125
You know, since you're
a counselor.
347
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,823
Oh. Now it's okay
to be a counselor?
348
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,869
I'm not ready to die.
349
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,914
There's so much
I haven't seen yet.
350
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,963
Okay, well,
that's everything.
351
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,271
Destiny, Bill?
I heard Nibbles screaming
352
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,186
and thought a prairie dog
massacre was happening
without me.
353
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,536
And Mama's not
gonna miss that.
354
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,886
Okay, Lou,
there never were
any prairie dogs.
355
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,715
Wait, then what little demons
tore up my great lawn
and wrecked my mess hall?
356
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,456
You're looking at them.
357
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,501
[BLEATS]
Hey, Nibbles.
358
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,678
If you need something
to nibble on, try this,
you terrifying weirdo.
359
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,343
Well, that's the last time
I buy a goat on sale.
360
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,739
So, Destiny, what's going on?
361
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,611
I'm so sorry for lying
to you, Lou.
362
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,788
Bill wanted to go
on the treasure hunt,
and I went along with it.
363
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:02,010
I was trying to be both
a fun camper
and a cool counselor.
364
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,186
And I wound up making
a mess of both.
365
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,406
Hmm. I get it.
I've been there.
366
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:07,711
You have?
367
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,974
Yeah. I was a camper,
then a counselor.
368
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,238
Then a camp director,
and then a camp owner.
369
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,457
Each step of the way,
the transitions
were never easy,
370
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,285
but it's all part
of growing up.
371
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:19,723
Thanks, Lou. It means a lot
knowing someone I admire
struggled, too.
372
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:24,032
Aw, I'm glad.
But I've spent my whole day
chasing phantom prairie dogs,
373
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:26,339
resodding my lawn
and cleaning up the mess hall.
374
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,906
So I'm gonna need you two
to drop and give me 50.
375
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,474
Yeah, that's fair.
376
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,392
[BANGING]
377
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:37,611
What was that?
378
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,096
Wait, I know what this is.
379
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,317
"Near a mass
of gilded bricks,
380
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,368
"this tool will save you
from a fix."
381
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,152
It's a compass made of jade!
382
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,067
The treasure's real?
Bill, you were right.
383
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:02,636
Look, there's another riddle
etched onto the back.
384
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,855
There must be more treasure
still to find.
385
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,988
[GASPS]
This is just like
my novel,
386
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,903
Hunky Men Tell No Tales.
387
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,211
It's a very spicy read.
388
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,913
Assemble!
389
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:22,873
Parker's first campfire,
presented by Parker Preston.
390
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,919
Commemorative T-shirts
will be available
for purchase.
391
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,836
Already regret delegating.
392
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:34,015
Ladies and gentlemen,
I welcome you
to a very special campfire.
393
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:36,539
A dance battle
to the death!
394
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:41,065
To the death? Really?
395
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,329
No. But please hold off
on comments.
396
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,113
They're killing
the dramatic effect.
397
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,508
Parker, are you sure
you want to do this?
398
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,379
We're going to destroy
Jake in this thing.
399
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:52,207
Do you seriously think
we could stop him?
400
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,600
Even if we wanted to?
401
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,561
NOAH: You're right.
He's stretching those hammies.
He means business.
402
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,824
Let's do this.
403
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,958
This campfire is about
to get hot.
404
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,699
[UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
405
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,882
I'm not even gonna ask
where they got the money
for costumes.
406
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:17,537
Or props,
or a lighting concept.
407
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:25,762
I guess this is what my boys
get up to when I'm not around.
408
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,286
You might be
holding them back.
409
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,999
[CROWD CHEERS]
410
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,392
[MUSIC STOPS]
411
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,700
You guys are going down.
412
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:52,963
Hit it!
413
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,619
Oh, you want me
to start the music?
414
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,273
Yes, please.
415
00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:02,712
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
416
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:06,412
Ooh, I had no idea
Jake was a dancer.
This is so awesome.
417
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:07,804
Oh, boy...
418
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:11,112
Oh, we've got this
in the bag.
419
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:13,157
Yeah. How do we feel
about that?
420
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,599
Not good.
Not good at all.
421
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,818
That's my little coyote
up there.
We have to do something.
422
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,212
That's right.
And what does Jake always say?
423
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,083
BOTH: Coyotes flock together.
424
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,618
Let's go, Jake!
425
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,184
- Yeah!
- What?
426
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:44,145
Somebody call a veterinarian
'cause this coyote is sick!
427
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,107
Eh, why not?
I've had a day.
428
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,823
All right, campers,
what do we think?
429
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:12,434
Who is the winner
of tonight's dance battle?
430
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:16,830
ALL: [CHANTING]
Jake! Jake! Jake!
431
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:19,528
Thanks, guys.
This was a blast.
432
00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:22,009
And I totally forgive you
for copying all my dope moves
433
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,490
and piggybacking on the frenzy
I whipped up in the crowd.
434
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:29,233
Yeah, that's what happened.
435
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:33,716
Well, I think it's pretty safe
to say that your first
campfire was a success.
436
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,110
I guess I should start
trusting you with
more responsibility.
437
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:40,419
Yes! I have tons of ideas.
If we can just get
one of those machines
438
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,377
that makes dead
celebrity holograms.
439
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,031
Ew, no.
Those make me feel icky.
440
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,644
What do you say, Parker?
Encore? Let's keep
this party going.
441
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,735
[NIBBLES BELLOWS]
442
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:54,824
No, party's over!
Ball up your fists and run!
443
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:55,956
[ALL SCREAMING]
444
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,876
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]