All right, campers, it's time to do a little house cleaning.
This place just opened, and it already looks like my dad's garage.
So, pack up all your old stuff
and we're gonna sell it at the Dusty Tush farmers' market.
The locals actually call it a ranchers' market.
Which almost seems like a shot at farmers.
Oh. It's definitely a shot at farmers.
At Dusty Tush, kids sing Old MacDonald had a ranch.
[GASPS] Blasphemy.
Anyway, if we make enough money,
we could fix the plumbing around here.
Y'all could be up to one hot shower a week.
Don't get spoiled now.
Hey, Lou, can Bill and I go to the market with you?
We haven't seen the town yet. Plus, we really think
you could use us as your social buffers.
Yeah. The only person you know in town is the Marshal.
And he has a spittoon with your face on it.
We just don't want this to go the way Moose Rump went
because those folks loathed you.
- To put it mildly. - If that's your mild,
I'd hate to see your spicy.
- And who didn't like me? - Well, let's see.
There was Barb, Emmitt, Junkyard Judy,
I've also heard mention of Paul, Gordon,
the goat that was a mayor, someone named Zuri.
And... Fine! You can come.
Lou, while you're away,
I'm gonna do some small little camp projects of my own.
Just spiff up the place.
I don't know, Parker. You always seem to go overboard with things.
Remember when I asked you to trim the hedges
and you manicured them to look like butts?
Come on. I worked really hard on Mount Rumpsmore.
Fine. I'll keep these projects simple.
Simple and buttless.
[BELL RINGING] ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
Whoa!
Weird looking, mysterious jade clock with a cryptic riddle.
Oh, well. Into the junk box you go.
Noah, I was wondering, could my friend Devin come to visit?
Of course, friends visit all the time.
Great, because Devon's already taking a bath in the sink.
He knows there's a shower, right?
Noah, meet my friend Devon.
Sorry about the wet hair. He's not company-ready.
You're friends with a rat?
- You're friends with puppets. - Uh, colleagues.
Come on. Devon's a hoot.
Also, there's no space for him at home anymore.
My mom turned my bedroom into a weight room and Devon's a cardio guy.
He doesn't want to get bulky.
I don't know how to respond to that,
so I guess the rat stays.
Ooh, I can't wait to see how much we get for this
broken roller skate. [CHUCKLES]
This may have been a bad idea.
How about I go to the general store and buy you a tablecloth?
It'll help make this look like you, you know, care.
I'm here for you, Lou.
Whatever you need, I can price items, list inventory.
Wait. Is that an antique horseshoe booth?
Take my money.
Remember, the goal is community outreach
and water without chunks.
Hi, I'm Lou, owner of the new summer camp in town,
Kikiwaka Ranch. Ever heard of it?
Cool. Cool.
Oh, I see you're selling some of your child's finger paintings.
And now I can tell that you did those
and are quite proud of them.
Yeah, that's fake.
Hey, Parker, what are you up to?
I'm about to wax these floors
as one of my camp beautification projects for Lou.
It'll be so clean, we'll be able to eat off 'em.
Or we can just keep using plates.
Lots to ponder.
[MOTOR WHIRRING]
[TURNS OFF]
Man, this thing's way slower than I thought.
It's gonna take forever.
Hey, I can help you with that. I love souping up stuff.
If I tweaked the buffer to give it some more power, you'd be done in no time.
Mmm. More power does seem like my brand.
[MOTOR WHIRRING]
Done. That was way faster. How'd you do that, Winnie?
Well, I borrowed a lot of parts from some things around camp.
Just between us, I'd stay away from the jet ski.
Or let's not keep that between us.
Although, I have to say,
the floor, it almost looks a little too...
[THUDS]...clean.
Parker, are you o...
Kay?
PARKER: [GROANS] Been better.
What happened to my sheets? They're shredded.
[SCREAMS] What is that?
A very cozy Devon living his best life.
[DEVON SQUEAKING]
And why is he in my pillowcase?
Where would you like him to sleep?
On the floor like an animal?
Yes!
There's a hole in my puppet trunk.
Please tell me those are chocolate-covered raisins.
Okay? They're chocolate-covered raisins,
But I wouldn't mix them in with your popcorn.
Listen, you can't just let Devon run around the cabin,
all loosey-goosey. He needs to be in a cage.
A cage? Devon needs to roam.
Put yourself in his shoes. What would you think if you were him?
I'd think, "Why am I wearing shoes? I'm a rat."
I'm sorry, Jake, but you need to find a way
to keep Devon away from my stuff.
Now I have to clean all my puppets,
which is super annoying because they just got baths yesterday.
My stars. Isn't she the cutest thing?
I know, Right? Porcelain vase, porcelain body.
Pretty sure the teeth are human, though.
Not the doll, - sweetie. You. - Me?
You think I'm the cutest?
Well, I guess I can skip my mirror affirmations today.
I'm Rose. These are my girls, Mavis and Iris.
We're the Buffalo Bettys. We basically run this town.
It's true. We're the reason that Dusty Tush has cell service.
Before, you'd have to climb a hill and shout.
Hard to talk behind someone's back that way.
Didn't stop us, though. We're relentless.
Well, nice to meet you, ladies.
I'm Lou, owner of the new summer camp in town.
- Oh, we know. - We know everything.
Okay.
You've got great items, Lou.
[GASPS] Oh, especially this fabulous brooch.
Oh. That shouldn't be in the box.
It's a jade compass, not a brooch.
Oh, anything can be a brooch if you wear it well.
- Just ask Iris. - It's a human finger bone.
- How much? - Oh, it's not re...
Oh, you aren't gonna say not for sale, are you?
'Cause that'd be a terrible mistake.
I'd hate to see a part of you end up as one of Iris's brooches.
I like jewelry with a dark past.
But I just can't sell it to you.
Oh, I see. You want to give it to me.
[CHUCKLES] What a doll you are.
Well, let's do something for you.
Hey, everyone!
Lou over here has wonderful stuff for sale.
So, come on over.
I said come on over!
See? It's important you stay on our good side, Lou.
Come on, girls. Time for Pilates.
Never skip leg day.
Check it out.
I got some old horseshoes
and some new "horse shoes."
Yeah, they were an impulse buy.
Lou, how'd you get all this business?
Easy. I met some very powerful ladies,
and they helped spread the word.
- That's great. - Awesome.
Yeah. I also may have given them the jade compass,
which holds the next clue to finding the lost Dusty Tush treasure.
Anyway, I love the tablecloth, Destiny.
It is so pretty.
- What did you just say? - I said it's a nice tablecloth.
Let's let Destiny have a win.
What is all of this?
I put up these tubes, so Devon could roam free
and still be contained like you wanted.
This isn't what I wanted.
You're like one of those sneaky genies
who turns people's wishes against them.
No. You're getting a little worked up,
and Devon doesn't appreciate confrontation.
So we're just gonna have to remove ourselves from this energy.
What?
Look, Buffalo Bettys up ahead.
I can't believe Jake put that jade compass in the junk box.
- Really? - Nah, it tracks.
You have to get that compass back, Lou.
Without it, this map to the Dusty Tush treasure is useless.
- Got it. - Okay. It's show time.
- You think you're ready? - Of course. What do I look like?
A desperate woman craving approval?
It was a rhetorical question.
Hey, sugar plum, come play 5-card tush.
Ooh, the inner sanctum.
Us Bettys loved this game.
When we're not busy running the town, we're running this table.
What do you play for?
We play for the most important thing
the Buffalo Bettys have in this town, respect.
And I just enjoy crushing my enemies.
Macaroon?
We'll walk you through the game, get you up to speed.
Every time you win a hand, you get a marker.
First person to get ten markers wins it all.
That would be Rose. She always wins.
They won't let me back in Reno.
[CHUCKLES]
So, Rose.
There was something I needed to talk to you about.
There was something I needed to talk to you about, too.
I heard your camp is having plumbing problems.
Ah, not so much problems as boom... [IMITATES EXPLOSION] Ahhh!
Well, don't worry, Lou. My hubby is the city planner
and I told him to take care of it ASAP.
That's amazing.
Now the only thing that will get our kids sick
is the food.
And I've said too much.
Don't mention it.
You're practically one of us now.
So, what did you want to talk about, sugar plum?
Uh...
I just wanted to say how beautiful
Iris's bone brooch is. Can I get one?
You got it, girl.
Meet you at the graveyard.
Ahem. Lou, a moment.
I'll be right back. Don't eat all those macaroons, Iris.
[CHUCKLES] I'm just kidding. You can. You scare me.
What are you doing?
Yeah, ask for the jade compass already.
It's not that easy. These ladies can do a lot for us and the camp.
So, what? You're never going to ask for it back?
I need that treasure, Lou.
I went back and bought four more pairs of human horse shoes.
I'm gonna ask. I'm just waiting for the perfect time.
I win. Again.
Whoo! Winning just puts me in such a good mood.
Some other perfect time.
Whoa. Nothing opens up those nasal passages like a little manure tour.
It's gonna take forever to fertilize this big lawn.
Hey, I have an idea.
I don't know, Winnie. I'm still sore from yesterday's idea.
And I promised Lou I wouldn't go overboard.
So we won't.
Wink.
See? It's the wink.
It's the wink that worries me.
Introducing the one and only
motorized dung diffuser.
Didn't really take into account the nose-to-poop proximity,
but I'll give it a whirl.
Awesome. Yo, at this rate, I'll be done in no time.
I am the "Turdinator!"
[WHIRRING STOPS]
- What's going on? - Oh, man.
I used a carbon valve and it's clogged.
- What does that mean? - It means you should probably
take that thing off before...
It explodes in your face.
Next time, talk faster!
It's in my mouth, Winnie!
Read 'em and weep, ladies. A royal tush.
I win again.
Man, it feels good to be the GOAT.
[CHUCKLES] Macaroon me.
Mmm. Well, since you're in such a good mood,
maybe now would be a good time to talk about that brooch I gave you.
You mean the thing I cherish the most in the whole world?
Yeah, that thing.
You see, it's very important to my two campers.
Guys, get over here. Look pathetic.
And you see, I really shouldn't have given you the jade compass.
And I really need to give it back to my campers.
Why do you want it? I mean, no offense,
but neither one of you could pull it off.
First of all, I absolutely could.
- But it's not a brooch. - On Rose's lapel it is.
Leave fashion to the experts, my dear.
You're wearing shoulder pads, un-ironically.
And that brooch is a clue to finding the lost treasure of Dusty Tush.
Oh, treasure?
Oh, you could have just said your grandma gave it to you.
Rose, [CHUCKLES]
could you just find it in your heart to give it back?
Ah, I don't know. I'm very attached to it.
Every time I look at this brooch,
I'm reminded of my deep abiding love
of one day becoming stinking rich.
You could finally take that trip to Idaho.
I'll play you for it.
You want to play me for it?
[LAUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY]
Mavis and Iris, start laughing.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- You're funny. - No, I'm serious.
If I win, I get the compass. If you win, you get the map.
That compass is useless without it.
You really want to do that?
I already have nine markers, and by my count, you have none.
She's right, Lou.
Guys, trust me.
- I know you got this, Lou. - Straight tush.
I don't think you got this, Lou.
Ooh, not so fast.
[GASPS] A full tush.
I thought this was your first time playing.
Yeah, well, turns out 5-card tush
is very similar to 7-card rump,
minus the Joker and Badger cards.
I've spent the last hour studying your tushes.
Yes, 9-1.
Not sure why I said it like that.
She's still very far behind.
Hey, Devon. Got a sec?
We have to find a way to co-exist as roommates
because we both care about Jake.
I think. It's hard to read emotion in your beady little rat eyes
Anyways, I brought a little peace offering.
I heard you guys love pizza... and starting plagues.
But I'm not here to open old wounds.
We don't have sewer water. I hope tap's okay.
Devon? Devon, come back!
I'm sorry about the passive-aggressive plague comment!
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
I combined an air compressor with an old AC unit
to create a super-charged vacuum.
This baby will suck up ashes faster than you can say,
"Where are you going with my air compressor, Winnie? That's not a toy."
Winnie, I would rather not.
Oh, stop being such a negative Nancy.
Hey, I will have you know, I have a great-aunt named Nancy,
and she is one upbeat lady.
Then call her and tell her you love her
'cause this is going down
in three, two... Stop!
No more tweaking. No more souping up.
All I wanted to do today was make camp a little nicer for Lou.
But instead I got a butt full of floor and a face full of poo.
Can we please just leave
the 20-foot vacuum out of this?
You're right. It was a dumb idea to think
I could ever help you in the first place.
[SIGHS] Winnie, I...
[SIGHS]
I could sure use a pep talk from Aunt Nancy right now.
Hey.
Where do you think you're going?
To see Devon.
You can't! Because, uh,
Devon is changing.
I'll go and see if he's decent.
Thanks.
Wait a second,
Devon isn't changing.
I already put him in his evening look.
Shh. He's sleeping.
Aw. Too cute!
Wait,
why does Devon's fur look fake?
And why are his eyes drawn on?
And why is he a rat puppet?
I'm sorry, Jake. I was trying to fix this
before you showed up.
Devon kind of escaped from the cabin.
What? How?
Impromptu pizza party gone wrong.
I bet you lost him on purpose.
Admit it, you never really liked him.
Of course I didn't.
You let Devon do whatever he wanted
and didn't care how it affected me.
Also, he's a rat.
Well, I hoped you guys would be best friends.
Now I'm sorry I ever let him use your toothbrush.
You let him use my toothbrush?
Yeah.
Not for what you think.
[SHOUTING] Then why?
I don't have time for this.
We have to find my boy.
Okay, but then we're circling back
to the toothbrush thing.
[RATTLING]
Oh!
[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
All tied up.
Next hand wins.
Are you sweating yet, Rose?
I don't sweat, Lou.
Mavis sweats for me.
Mavis, sweat
On it.
A royal tush.
You won't beat that.
Lou, you won!
I knew you could do it.
I had no faith.
Way to surprise me, Lou.
Oh, a royal tush?
Mm, well.
There's only one hand in the game
that can beat that,
a regal tush. I won.
Idaho, here you come.
That's not possible,
all the wild cards have already been played.
Give me that map.
She had extra wild cards up her sleeve!
Rose, you cheated?
Big deal. That's not your real hair color.
None of our hands are clean.
It's true.
I've done things.
Well, well, well.
Turns out the leader of the Buffalo Bettys
is a fraud.
I can't wait to tell everyone
in Dusty Tush.
I'll be ruined.
No one will respect me.
Let that be a lesson to you.
You don't hassle the hawk... Houser.
I'm gonna work on it, but you still shouldn't mess with her.
Here's how things are gonna go,
we are gonna keep the map.
You are gonna give us back the compass,
you're definitely taking care of our plumbing,
and we're gonna let the Buffalo Bettys
keep their upstanding image in this town.
Do we have a deal, sugar plum?
All right, deal.
You might be Buffalo Betty material after all.
Oh, my gosh! Really?
Okay, time to go.
Sorry, for going overboard, again.
I'm more worried about why you keep feeling
the need to go overboard.
Is everything okay?
Earlier, I got a call from my parents.
They were bragging about my sister
winning another state spelling bee.
Look, I get it.
I got a super impressive sister, too.
She just won a hot dog eating contest
and a marathon on the same day.
I wanted to make my parents proud too,
but I'm not good at school like my sister is.
I thought I was good at mechanical stuff,
but maybe I'm not good at that either.
Maybe I'm not good at anything.
Winnie, you're so good at stuff.
You're fun and brave,
and every time you walk into a room you light it up.
Sometimes with actual fire, but still.
And you're creative too.
I mean, who else could've come up
with all those crazy, cool inventions?
Yeah, but those aren't things that count,
like an A, or making the Dean's list.
I've made a few lists,
but they were kind of a "most wanted" situation.
Well, those things count to me.
And they count to other people, too, I promise.
You don't have to try to make your parents proud of you.
I know that they already are.
How do you know?
Because I'm proud of you.
Thanks, Parker.
[CHUCKLES]
[THUDS]
Floor's still a little slippery.
Don't worry, Jake. We'll find Devon.
No, we won't.
He's gone, gone forever.
I'll never see my sweet Devon again.
Oh, there he is.
[SQUEAKS]
Devon, you came back!
Shh.
He can be a little jumpy,
so we should split up
and approach him from different directions.
Right. We go commando.
Oh, no. Not what you're thinking.
[SQUEAKING]
[IN SLOW MOTION] No!
[IN SLOW MOTION] I'll save him!
[SUCKING]
Devon!
Please take your rat.
He just left a lot of chocolate-covered raisins in my hand.
Noah, you saved him!
You're a great roommate.
Devon and I should be the same.
I could've thought about your feelings more
before springing Devon on you.
It's okay.
Maybe I could've been more welcoming.
So he can stay?
Not a chance.
Well, can I at least help you out of there?
Please, don't.
I don't know how far down the tube my pants are.