1 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:06,006 All right, let's dive into the suggestion box. 2 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:09,052 The mound of brown is too moundy. 3 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,663 The mound of brown is too brownie. 4 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:14,275 If you wax the canoes, they'd glide through the water better. 5 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:16,407 Hey, that's actually a good suggestion. 6 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:18,018 Also, the food here is trash. 7 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:20,107 Okay. 8 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,065 Complaining about the food won't make it any better. 9 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:25,155 I'm only one woman, not the glorious, godly genius that is Guy Fieri. 10 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:27,940 I think the food here is pretty good. 11 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,333 Thank you, Bill. 12 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:30,943 It's right up there with my favorite trail meal, 13 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:32,989 beans cooked in an old cowboy boot. 14 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,035 You really didn't need to elaborate. 15 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,038 Hello. Are you Lou Hockhauser? 16 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:40,083 If so, I'm Sam. Your 9:15. 17 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,433 Nice to meet you, Sam. 18 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:44,305 Okay. 19 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,046 Firm. 20 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,830 This is Parker, our activities director, 21 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:49,005 and Bill, one of our campers. 22 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,398 - Hi there. - Pleased to meet you. 23 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:51,964 Sam is our newest camper 24 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:53,357 and is also a real life genius. 25 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,229 Charity has her PhD 26 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,492 and is the youngest biotech engineer working in the field to date. 27 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,015 That must have been hard. 28 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,582 Actually, the hardest part 29 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:03,019 was finding Harvard graduation robes in kid's sizes. 30 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,021 I had to borrow mine from a tiny judge. 31 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,938 I'd love it if you guys would show Sam around camp for me. 32 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,679 Yeah, totally. We can handle that. 33 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:14,465 Absolutely. So, Sam, what made you decide to come to Kikiwaka Ranch? 34 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,337 Well, I live in Minneapolis, 35 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:19,557 but I'm Yaqui, and our tribe's homeland encompasses the Southwest. 36 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,820 So I thought it'd be cool to go to camp somewhere around there. 37 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:23,387 But you heard about Kikiwaka Ranch 38 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:25,520 and just couldn't stay away from Wyoming? 39 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:28,653 Oh, no. All my first camp choices in the Southwest are full. 40 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:31,221 You guys are my safety, safety, safety camp. 41 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:32,266 Cool, cool. 42 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:42,189 ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka 43 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:55,550 Destiny, you can't take a nap now. 44 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:56,855 What are we doing next? 45 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:58,335 Nothing. Nothing is next. 46 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:02,861 We just ziplined and canoed and ziplined into a canoe. 47 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,212 Any chance, next, we could zipline into a good book? 48 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:07,866 I know what somebody needs. 49 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,041 - Sumo wrestling. - A break. 50 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:10,086 Okay. 51 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,610 I'll go grab the suits. 52 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,177 Whoa. 53 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:15,352 Where's the fire? 54 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:16,527 There's a fire? Where's the fire? 55 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:17,615 I love fire. 56 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:21,228 It's just an expression. There's no fire. 57 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:22,272 Not yet. 58 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,711 You okay? 59 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:28,887 No. Winnie has more energy than a hurricane fighting a tornado, 60 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:33,109 drinking a latte, apparently in a sumo suit. 61 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,112 Just give her something she can do alone. 62 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,767 For instance, I just give Jake a tennis ball in a bowl of water, 63 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,551 and he entertains himself for days. 64 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,118 It's fascinating to watch. 65 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:45,774 I don't think that'll work with Winnie. 66 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,732 Then how about music? 67 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,734 We could get her an instrument like a trombone. 68 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:51,649 That's a great idea. 69 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,608 I mean, not the trombone part. Obviously. 70 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,087 Hey. 71 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,786 Maybe we could get her a guitar. 72 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,918 I used to love listening to Ava play hers. 73 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:01,616 I can see if they have one at the music store. 74 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:02,791 I'm going into town tomorrow. 75 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:08,057 Destiny. Meet me on the Great Lawn. 76 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:11,495 I laid down some hot coals to make it more interesting. 77 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,847 Or I could go today. 78 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:16,892 Yes, please. 79 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,767 Down that way is the city of Dusty Tush. 80 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:26,423 This trail leads to lake Tush, and that way you can hike up to Mount... 81 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,425 Let me guess. Tush? 82 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,558 No. Mount Derriere. 83 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:33,343 They decided to get fancy with that one. 84 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:36,346 So Sam, what made you decide to come to camp in the first place? 85 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:40,132 Well, I figured since I have a full time job, work with adults, 86 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:42,700 hang out with adults, help adults with their taxes... 87 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,963 Okay, if your life was any more adult, 88 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,922 I need a permission slip to hear about it. 89 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,011 Exactly. 90 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,665 So it took some vacation time to come here 91 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:53,320 and try making new friends closer to my own age. 92 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:56,497 To that end, I've made a list of the most common activities 93 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,847 for forming amicable social bonds. 94 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,283 I don't understand what you're saying, 95 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:03,155 but let's make you some friends, girl. 96 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:05,462 Making friends wasn't easy for me when I got here, 97 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,856 but I figured it out and I'd love to help you do the same. 98 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,292 Yes! 99 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,946 What should we do first? 100 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:13,035 Depends. What do you like to do for fun? 101 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:15,951 Oh, you know, peer review my colleague's journals, 102 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:18,345 updating my PC software, the ushe. 103 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:23,350 And I can see from your faces that's not the ushe. 104 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,353 Uh, it says here you want to play more games. 105 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:27,441 How about something with a ball? 106 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:29,051 Perfect. 107 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,271 You guys are really internalizing my mission statement. 108 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:34,274 Thank you? 109 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:43,631 Suite seven 110 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,328 herbs and spices. 111 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:46,460 Something smells good. 112 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:48,810 Wait, am I at the right camp? 113 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,552 Guy Fieri, Is that you? 114 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:55,817 What smells so good? 115 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:58,298 My mom sent me my favorite dish. 116 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,430 It's called the Jacobs family surprise. 117 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:01,866 Well, it looks delicious. 118 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,868 Want some? 119 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:08,438 It's a recipe that's been passed down through my family for generations. 120 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,223 Mmm. 121 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:12,790 This is amazing. 122 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,357 I almost forgot food could have taste 123 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:18,535 and not just relentless, unforgiving texture. 124 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,929 Hey, can we make more of this for, like, the whole camp? 125 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,366 Absolutely. I can't wait to make it. 126 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,367 So how do we make it? 127 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:26,761 You don't know? 128 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:27,892 No. 129 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,851 It's a secret family recipe. 130 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:32,244 You're not trusted with the ingredients until you're an adult. 131 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:35,857 But when I was a little kid, I did watch my mom make it a bunch of times. 132 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,903 Hmm. Well, then, looks like we're going to figure out this recipe on our own. 133 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,470 Time to put our thinking caps on. 134 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:41,906 And cover this up. 135 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:43,691 I'm having such a great hair day. 136 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,390 Okay. I'm gonna have to figure this out on my own. 137 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,610 You... can be there. 138 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,180 Sam, have you ever played tetherball? 139 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:59,402 No, but I did do a great presentation on fun at my company picnic. 140 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,666 Okay, so I see we're starting at ground zero. 141 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,015 All you do is hit it back and forth. 142 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,060 You start. 143 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,496 Great. 144 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,585 First, I'll match the wind velocity, 145 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,761 then calculate the centrifugal force of the ball. 146 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:11,980 You know what? We'll start. 147 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:17,464 - Take that, Preston. - In your face, Pickett. 148 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,814 - You're going down. - Not if you go down first. 149 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:21,468 Gentlemen, please. 150 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,992 Don't let this weird game come between you. 151 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:27,387 Oh, we don't mean it. 152 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:30,433 It's just a fun way to talk to your friends while you're playing a game. 153 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,827 Oh, yes, that's my list, too. 154 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:33,915 Right here. 155 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,307 Gentle ribbing. 156 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:38,180 Then, give me your best shot. 157 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,574 How's this? 158 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:43,794 I am Parker and my smile is so bright, it kind of hurts to look at it. 159 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,317 Ha! Take that. 160 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:47,929 I will take that That was quite nice. 161 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:50,453 Too nice. You need to tease him more. 162 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,020 Okay. 163 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:53,804 Then how about this? 164 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,764 I'm Parker, my bright smile's covering up the existential fear 165 00:06:56,807 --> 00:07:00,202 that my life will be a series of ever escalating failures. 166 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:01,464 Is that better? 167 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:02,639 Ouch. 168 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,424 It's a bit of an overcorrection. 169 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:06,121 You'd fit right into my family reunions. 170 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,043 That is not a guitar. 171 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,045 It's not? 172 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:19,351 Boom! Gotcha. 173 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,570 Acting. 174 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,833 What happened? 175 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,835 So, there was his mom hanging out at the music store, 176 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:26,489 and she offered me this set of drums for free. 177 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,186 And I said, I don't know. 178 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,275 And then she said, she'll give me $50 to take them. 179 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,973 And I said, "Okay, I guess." 180 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:34,062 Then she said, "No, take backs", and ran out the store. 181 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,324 Great deal, right? 182 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,763 Whoa! Why are there drums in the cabin? 183 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,679 There are drums in the cabin? 184 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,464 What! 185 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:45,552 Stop it. 186 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,510 We got one for you. 187 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,077 You did? Why? 188 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,166 Um, because... 189 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:55,387 I am such a great counselor and... 190 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,650 You know what? Let's just skip to the part 191 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,260 where you thank us and I feel like a hero. 192 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:00,349 Thanks, guys. 193 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,743 This is so nice. 194 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:12,840 Oh, wow, that is loud. 195 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,189 Oh, well, see you at dinner. 196 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:29,117 Okay. This is basically every ingredient 197 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,032 that could possibly be in Jacob's family surprise. 198 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,599 Will you please stop doing that? 199 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,863 Sorry. No one taught me this game. 200 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:37,517 I could do this for days. 201 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:41,782 Okay. 202 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,784 I'm getting hints of garlic. 203 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:45,742 And notes of chili powder. 204 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,004 And, uh-oh. 205 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,310 What's this? 206 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,878 Peppermint? Huh? 207 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,010 Oh, probably should have spit my gum out first. 208 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,578 Okay, tell me what you think it tastes like. 209 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,844 It tastes like... home. 210 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:06,241 Okay. That is adorable, but extremely unhelpful. 211 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:09,244 I know this recipe has to be in my brain somewhere. 212 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,159 Yes, we just need to pull it out. 213 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,771 Uh, Lou. My brains in here. 214 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,818 Bless her heart. 215 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:20,821 I'm going to hypnotize you to pull the recipe from your memory. 216 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,692 Cool. Where'd you learn hypnosis? 217 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,694 I took an online course. It was a package deal. 218 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,478 I'm also qualified to officiate weddings 219 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:29,917 and communicate with some dogs. 220 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,267 All right. I'm going to be using this triangle dinner bell. 221 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,529 Since I don't have a pocket watch. 222 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,878 I'm not an old timey train conductor. 223 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,359 Good luck. 224 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:40,144 My mind is an impenetrable fortress. 225 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,845 You are getting very sleepy. 226 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,024 Well, that was easy. 227 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,593 Okay, Jake, listen to my voice and follow my commands. 228 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,769 Go back to a time when you were younger 229 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:59,207 and watched your mom make Jacob's family surprise. 230 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,643 Now open your eyes 231 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,992 and tell me what you see. 232 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,648 Kiki had a nice nap. 233 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:07,389 Time for yum yums. 234 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,130 Yum yums. Jake, how old are you? 235 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,261 This many? 236 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,002 Uh-oh. I took you too far back. 237 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,049 Uh. What's going on? Are you okay? 238 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,485 Jakey's gonna make a boom boom. 239 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,053 Okay. We don't make boom booms 240 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,271 where we make yum yums. 241 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,751 Let's go. 242 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:22,883 Jakey's not gonna make it. 243 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,493 You better make it, Jakey. 244 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:30,630 You. 245 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:31,892 Is this about the drums? 246 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,241 Yes, it's about the drums. 247 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,245 You basically gave my camper a headache machine. 248 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,161 What if she starts a band one day 249 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,466 and thanks you in her Grammy speech 250 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,773 in a category I was celebrity presenter for 251 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:46,689 because I finally beat out Robert Pattinson for my first Oscar? 252 00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,997 Sorry. Favorite fantasy of mine. 253 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,043 Maybe you're right. 254 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,959 She should join a band. 255 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,572 Hmm. 256 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,619 She agreed with me but the ominous tone was a strange choice. 257 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,709 Oh. 258 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,450 Now I get it. 259 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,408 Winnie, can we see you for a moment? 260 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,977 The drums are in here now. 261 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:17,851 Well, Noah is dying for a jam session with you. 262 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,330 Cool. 263 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,289 But why can't he just bring his trombone to our cabin? 264 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,291 That's not happening. 265 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:28,252 I mean, uh, the acoustics are better in here. 266 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,779 Ooh. That is nice. 267 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,912 I know right. That's why I picked this cabin. 268 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:39,220 Oh, and I almost forgot the best part. 269 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:42,614 I saw this in the kitchen and thought nothing completes a jam session 270 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,705 like the shrill clanging of a dinner triangle. 271 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,533 Just something a beloved grandmother of mine used to say. 272 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,014 If you say so. 273 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:57,760 Have fun. 274 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:58,935 Oh, we will. 275 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,723 So are we gonna jam or what? 276 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,642 Is or what still on the table? 277 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:17,606 Well, we can remove swimming with my peers from the list. 278 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,956 Did you know your lake water is crawling with microbes? 279 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,305 It's not so bad. 280 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,872 If you don't mind being your own night light. 281 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,919 Okay, what's next on the list? 282 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:28,704 Pranking. 283 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,401 But that's probably too advanced for me. 284 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,448 I was pretty trash at trash talk. 285 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:36,407 No way! I'm known for my pranks on cattle drives. 286 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:39,280 Pranking at camp can be a good icebreaker for making friends. 287 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:43,240 Oh, and I have a great idea for the perfect camp-friendly prank. 288 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,113 S'more? Thanks. 289 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,723 Wait, no, don't. 290 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,465 Instead of marshmallow, it's filled with mashed potato. 291 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,033 Nice. I usually use lard for this one. 292 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,599 But that won't taste very good. 293 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,819 Oh, I get it! 294 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:57,820 Tomfoolery. 295 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,390 Great. An unsuspecting prankee. 296 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,608 Go get him, Tiger! 297 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,482 Hello, My name's Sam. 298 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,963 So, what do you think about packing the Supreme Court? 299 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,574 What? 300 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,576 Anyway, I have this extra s'more. 301 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,664 Would you like it? 302 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:16,708 Sure. 303 00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:18,710 No! 304 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,018 Well, this was weird. 305 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,849 Why didn't you finish the prank? 306 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,808 I lost my nerve. 307 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,332 Maybe need to practice in a controlled environment. 308 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:34,161 Parker, do you mind if I use you as my test subject? 309 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,684 Sure, prank away. 310 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,555 But remember, you can't tell me when it's coming. 311 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,080 Got it. 312 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,778 So definitely don't be here at 2:30, Mountain Standard time. 313 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,132 I guess there are different kinds of smart. 314 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,835 Okay. Time to help Auntie Lou, 315 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,272 so we can have the yum yums ready for dinner. 316 00:13:58,663 --> 00:13:59,751 Purple. 317 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,755 Yeah. Good job. 318 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,410 Now, you remember the first thing that goes in the pot? 319 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,672 Rabbit sticks. 320 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,457 Rabbit sticks. 321 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,111 Oh, you mean carrots? How many carrots. 322 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,199 This many. 323 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,245 Well, that is an absurd amount. 324 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,379 Oh, play time. 325 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,556 All right. We're done here. 326 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,124 Wait. 327 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,212 Where's the triangle? 328 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,430 I know I laid it right here. 329 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,782 Jackey got ouchie! 330 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,438 Oh, no, no, no. Look at Auntie Lou. 331 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,745 Yay! Whoo. 332 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,445 Weird. That worked when you were 12. 333 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,411 What are you doing? You can't put those back in here. 334 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,499 Oh, what? 335 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,935 Where am I? 336 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,764 Destiny, I must have been sleep drum moving again. 337 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:56,852 It's a real condition. 338 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,897 Don't look it up. 339 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,769 Noah. 340 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,597 Fine, I can't take it anymore. 341 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,468 Maybe it's time we just take them back to the music store. 342 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:05,687 No, we can't. 343 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,907 Winnie loves these drums. 344 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,299 She'll never forgive us. 345 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,260 Unless we're not the culprits. 346 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,696 But we have to do something. 347 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,741 I'm starting to feel my heartbeat in my eyeballs. 348 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,964 Hey, Sam. Cool chair. 349 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,966 It's a gift to you for helping me. 350 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,099 A rocking chair is a great way to relax 351 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,839 while nothing unexpected happens to you. 352 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,581 This must be her new prank. 353 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,540 There's probably a whoopee cushion under the pad. 354 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,281 Act surprised. 355 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,284 Wow, this looks comfortable. 356 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,894 Too bad I have gas. 357 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,985 Ew. TMI. 358 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,987 No, I thought that... Never mind. 359 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:47,990 Lemonade? 360 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,992 Oh, lemonade. 361 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,429 I hope this doesn't taste salty. 362 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:54,954 Good grief. 363 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:55,955 That's delicious. 364 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,521 Is that rosemary? 365 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,133 I'm glad you approve. 366 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,614 Maybe it's not a prank. 367 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,921 Can it be she actually appreciates you? 368 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,792 Hey, don't say like that. 369 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,146 Balloons. 370 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,278 Wow, She really does appreciate me. 371 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,022 Sam? What's happening? 372 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,024 You just got pranked! 373 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,374 Wait till the gals in the book club hear about this. 374 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,681 This isn't a prank, 375 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:27,899 this is dangerous! 376 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,032 Whoa! 377 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:33,514 It's fine. I ran a bunch of simulations and he'll land safely. 378 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,994 I accounted for everything. 379 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,213 Wind speed, air density, rate of ascent. 380 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:39,302 There are no unfactored variables. 381 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:45,352 Really? Because that looks like a flying-V of unfactored variables. 382 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,575 Parker, are you okay? 383 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,753 Totally. Good prank. 384 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,928 I think I just kissed a goose. 385 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,062 I'm sorry, guys. 386 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,237 I messed up again. 387 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,325 It's okay, Sam. 388 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,500 We can keep trying. 389 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,373 No! I almost seriously injured Parker. 390 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,201 It was stupid of me to come here. 391 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,899 I think I missed my window to be a kid. 392 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,770 I'm never gonna learn how to make friends. 393 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,907 You kissed a goose? 394 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,170 Okay, technically, she kissed me. 395 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,136 Oh, no! What happened to the drums? 396 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,487 What did happen to the drums? 397 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,750 Acting is harder than it looks, isn't it? 398 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,492 Oh! Would you look at that? 399 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:41,103 There's tufts of weasel fur and visible claw marks. 400 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,757 Just like a real weasel would leave behind. 401 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,542 Oh, no! 402 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:49,285 Why would they destroy something so beautiful. 403 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,809 Seriously, girl. Just come to one of my weekend workshops. 404 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,161 I know exactly what happened. 405 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,771 You do? 406 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,208 It's all my fault. 407 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,818 I left the bathroom window open. 408 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,733 That must be how the weasels got in. 409 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,084 I'm the reason your amazing gift got destroyed. 410 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,695 It's okay. 411 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,740 I feel terrible. 412 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:16,356 Yeah, and it's all thanks to those insensitive weasels. 413 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,879 I'm sure if the weasels were here now, 414 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:18,967 they'll tell you how sorry they were. 415 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,057 It's us, we're the weasels. 416 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,102 I got that. 417 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,847 Okay. You just need to wear this kid leash 418 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:32,415 until I can find that triangle dinner bell and change you back. 419 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,461 I know it's weird, but someone didn't want to be swaddled. 420 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,505 So here we are. 421 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,421 Jakey go bye-byes. 422 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:39,640 Okay, this is happening. 423 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,164 Ooh, Jakey wanna play. 424 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,731 No, Jakey, no! 425 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,863 Can't you all see, I am walking a giant toddler here. 426 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,041 Shiny. 427 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,696 Bad, Jakey! You can't play with axes until you're out of a night-time diaper. 428 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,612 No pointy sticks. 429 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,485 Really, Tyson, do we think this is a good use of our time? 430 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,271 I want it. I want it! 431 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,012 I'm gonna hold my breath until I get it. 432 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,364 And this is why we no longer have an eight and under program. 433 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,498 Ooh, drums. 434 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,022 Rectangle. 435 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,937 Yes! Give me that. 436 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:22,813 Whoa, Lou. I had the craziest dream. 437 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,206 Jake, is that you? How old are you? 438 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,642 This many. 439 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:26,687 Good enough for me? 440 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:31,474 Wow. It's like I now have every memory from when I was four. 441 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,215 Will you remember everything? Even the recipe? 442 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,783 Yeah, I remember that, too. 443 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:36,827 Let's go. 444 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,615 Seriously, Lou. Are you this kind of parent? 445 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,276 Hey, Sam, you okay? 446 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,451 What are you reading? 447 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,844 The canine genome. I'm trying to figure out 448 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,195 what part makes them man's best friend. 449 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,283 Come on, dogs! 450 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,067 What do you know that I don't? 451 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,593 Sam, the scientific method won't help you make friends. 452 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,422 Trust me. I failed science a lot. 453 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,685 And my prom king speech was about rising above that. 454 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,948 Don't worry. 455 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:13,951 You're smart and nice and super fun. 456 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,171 You're going to make friends. We promise. 457 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,173 How do you know? 458 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,393 Because you've already made two of them. 459 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,656 I did? 460 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,484 Yeah, us. 461 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,225 Wow. 462 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,226 Thanks, guys. 463 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,011 That really means a lot. 464 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,534 Oh, and Bill, your shoe's untied. 465 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:32,666 Really? 466 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,233 But I'm wearing cowboy boots. 467 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,669 Gotcha. 468 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,237 Perfect execution of a classic. 469 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,239 I've never been prouder. 470 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,549 The ringing in my ears is gone, 471 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:49,900 but it's been replaced by a huge knot in my stomach. 472 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:50,988 Me too. 473 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,381 My guilt is tearing up my insides 474 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,122 more than yesterday's muskrat gumbo. 475 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,777 Okay, I just want you all to know 476 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,474 that I plan on making this up to you. 477 00:20:58,518 --> 00:20:59,910 I'll do extra chores for a month 478 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,434 and bring you breakfast in bed. 479 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,565 You don't have to do that. 480 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,088 Hey, hey, hey. 481 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,916 What kind of breakfast we talking here? 482 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,092 All right, That's enough. 483 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,311 I have a confession. 484 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,880 We destroyed the drum set. 485 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,448 Then why did you get it for me in the first place? 486 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,841 To give you something to do by yourself? 487 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:22,237 Because, honestly, sometimes counseling can be really tiring 488 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,066 and every once in a while, I need a break. 489 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,807 You could've just told me that. 490 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:29,679 I know. We messed up, and we'll definitely buy you a new drum set. 491 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:30,767 An even bigger drum set. 492 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,552 Or the same size drum set. 493 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,599 Well, since we're confessing, 494 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,035 I don't really like the drums. 495 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,080 You don't? 496 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,864 No. 497 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,258 Drums have all the noise and explosion 498 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,174 without any the destruction I've come to enjoy. 499 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:50,309 Hmm. Maybe you're more of a bagpipes girl. 500 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,876 You shut your mouth. 501 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,357 I guess we all should have been honest from the very beginning. 502 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:56,576 I do love music, though. 503 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:57,925 I already play guitar. 504 00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:00,928 Just didn't bring mine to camp, but I miss it. 505 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,712 Destiny! 506 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,801 You wanted to get her a guitar in the first place. 507 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,716 Isn't that funny? 508 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,848 Okay, we're not there yet. 509 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:08,892 That's fine. 510 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:15,421 I don't want to oversell what you all are about to eat, 511 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:18,162 but prepare for the greatest meal of your lives. 512 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,469 Oh, man. 513 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,384 Food that looks and smells like food. 514 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,777 It's dinner time, y'all. 515 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:24,908 Parker, no! 516 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,305 Pot too heavy for Jakey. 517 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:39,836 Defrosted mound of brown it is. 518 00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:43,187 There goes dinner. 519 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:44,841 I was really hungry too. 520 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:47,670 Would you like to maybe go outside and make s'mores? 521 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,890 No mashed potatoes this time, I promise. 522 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:51,413 Nah! Put him in. 523 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:54,198 Then we have our dinner and dessert at the same time. 524 00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:55,374 I like you. 525 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,551 Someday you'll be on the management track. 526 00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:01,554 Thanks, and you can be my VP of mayhem. 527 00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:08,778 Look at those two new friends. 528 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:09,997 We did a good job today. 529 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,520 Sure did. 530 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:14,001 Almost makes it worth it that I can still taste goose. 531 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:17,396 Everyone grab a spoon and get down here.