1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:06,484 Listen up, campers. I have some very exciting news to share with you all. 2 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:07,746 You fixed the holes in the canoes? 3 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,226 Or the holes in our cabin's roof? 4 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:11,446 Or the holes in the plot of your latest manuscript? 5 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:15,015 That's right. I read it all. 6 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:17,147 Hey, you try writing pirate time travel narratives. 7 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:18,366 They're very tricky. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,499 Going back to what I was saying. 9 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:24,763 The rodeo is coming to Dusty Tush. 10 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:26,504 Yes! I love the rodeo. 11 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:30,073 It's in my blood. My great, great granddad was rodeo royalty. 12 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,989 Did he happen to live in Buckingham Palace? 13 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,947 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 14 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:36,079 Well, people, not even a pity laugh? 15 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,516 Y'all are going on the list. 16 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,650 Bill Pickett performed in Buffalo Bill's Wild West show. 17 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:45,175 He was the first black cowboy inducted into the Rodeo Hall of Fame. 18 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,525 Wow, Bill. That's super impressive. 19 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:49,701 And since families come from all over Wyoming for this, 20 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,094 I want to showcase our camp 21 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,878 with a Kikiwaka ranch float in the rodeo parade. 22 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,706 Um, I can do that. 23 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:55,881 The gears are already turning. 24 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,144 I've got so many ideas. 25 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:59,537 Awesome. Keep them to yourself. 26 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:02,758 I want the kids to design a float, and I just need you to manage the project. 27 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,107 You're the boss, up to you 28 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,978 if you want to keep the sports car in the garage. 29 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,069 I'll work on the float. 30 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,766 Considering the fireworks incident, 31 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:13,856 I shouldn't show my face in Dusty Tush for a while. 32 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:16,380 What fireworks incident? 33 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:19,383 I mean, building flows my dream. 34 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,517 I'll help, too. 35 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,606 And not because I was with Winnie for the fireworks incident 36 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,086 that definitely did not happen. 37 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:27,913 Nailed it. 38 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,090 Good job, Jake. 39 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:34,181 Not instilling a lot of confidence. 40 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:37,619 Now go show those potential sign-ups just how great Kikiwaka campers can be. 41 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:41,405 And if you have any questions, feel free to float them by me. 42 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:43,494 [ALL FAKE LAUGHING] 43 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:46,149 Whatever. I'll take the win. 44 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,759 [ALL LAUGHING] 45 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:55,506 ♪ Kikiwaka Kikiwaka 46 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,822 Hey, look, that's rock Brock Barning... 47 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,911 Aw, good for him. 48 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:10,434 He got the hook mark off his face. 49 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,612 Bill, I feel like you know everything about rodeos. 50 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:15,831 Will you show me around? 51 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:18,355 Sure. Let's start with the cow chip toss. 52 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:19,704 What's a cow chip? 53 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:22,054 You'll have a better time if you don't know 54 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,406 - It's cow poo. - Have fun. 55 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:28,191 Check this out. 56 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,888 Could you imagine the potential sign ups 57 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,500 we could get if Kikiwaka could win this rodeo queen pageant? 58 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:34,676 I hope you don't expect me to compete. 59 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:36,330 My pageant days are finished. 60 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,636 Got to get out of the game before the game gets you 61 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,857 I mean we could sign up one of our campers. 62 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:44,903 This is another opportunity to win over new customers. 63 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:49,778 Plus, the winner gets a subscription to Tush Valley's Leather of the Month Club. 64 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:52,215 Oh, look, Juna Spirit. 65 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:55,087 [GASPS] Just in time for wedding season. 66 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:58,787 [CHUCKLES] I hope you two aren't thinking about entering this pageant. 67 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:01,224 The idea that your fake ranch full of greenhorns 68 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:05,228 would even consider signing up is the funniest thing I ever heard. 69 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:08,449 And I live in a town called Dusty Tush. 70 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:12,061 We are gonna sign up one of our campers, and they might even win. 71 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:16,370 [SCOFFS] Pigs will fly before that happens, which is impossible 72 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,198 since our pig cannon is on the fritz. 73 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,637 I'd love to prove him wrong. 74 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,378 Do you think you could coach one of our campers to win? 75 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:27,990 Can't risk it. We need a guaranteed victory. 76 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:31,036 Me and my undefeated pageant record are coming out of retirement. 77 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,996 Really? Part of me isn't sure that's a good idea. 78 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:37,129 Three words, Lou. Ferret. Leather. Jumpsuit. 79 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,002 That was just the tipping point I needed. 80 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,046 Let's do this. 81 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,009 All right, what ideas do you guys have 82 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:49,098 for this float that will represent our camp. Hit me. 83 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:50,491 There's no wrong answers. 84 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:52,536 - Flaming arrows! - Forced fairies! 85 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,451 - Chain saws! - Happy clouds! 86 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,018 Flaming chain saws. 87 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,280 A mother's love. 88 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,890 Wow, that was a lot of wrong answers. 89 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:02,372 You don't like my ideas? 90 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,505 That's a shame, because I've been told I don't handle disappointment well. 91 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:06,246 Which is so disappointing to hear. 92 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,901 It's not that they're bad ideas, Jake. 93 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,294 It's just that mine are better. 94 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,469 And yeah, yours are bad. 95 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,647 Don't worry, we'll use everybody's stuff. 96 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:19,607 - Everybody's? - Yeah, it's a good idea, right? 97 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,348 "Parker! Parker!" 98 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:22,697 That's where you two come in. 99 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,264 "Parker! Parker!" 100 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,570 Okay. 101 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:29,356 I don't know. I don't think we'll have room for Winnie's stuff. 102 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:33,011 - Why not? - It's a very small float, and mother's love is very big. 103 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:36,363 - Enough with the mother's love! - Who hurt you, Winnie? 104 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:41,237 Uh... "Parker! Parker! Parker!" 105 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,935 You know, one of these times, it's gonna catch on. 106 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:47,765 [ORGAN PLAYING] 107 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:53,118 Isn't that guy serving chili the same one who won the cow chip toss? 108 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:54,424 How is he not wearing gloves? 109 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,340 Thank goodness I found you. 110 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,386 You're just the guy who can help me, Joah. 111 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,083 My name is Noah. 112 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,780 Who would have a dumb name like Joah? 113 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,396 It's a very popular name in town. 114 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:13,965 Listen, I need a replacement for our rodeo announcer, 115 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:16,141 and you're the only other performer in town. 116 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:19,754 Well, besides the mime who keeps talking about his invisible box. 117 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:22,800 Show! Don't tell man. 118 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:26,935 Rodeo announcer, huh? I've never considered working in an audio only format, 119 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,285 but with a voice as buttery smooth as mine, 120 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,504 I'm your guy. 121 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,245 What happened to the old announcer? 122 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:34,725 No idea. 123 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:37,119 One of minute Ernie's eating one of these bowls of chili, 124 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:38,686 the next I hear him screaming, 125 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,558 "Ah! My insides are on the outside!" 126 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:47,129 Anywho, be at the rodeo ring in 10. 127 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:50,350 This is so exciting. 128 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,613 You're going to love calling all the rodeo action. 129 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:57,008 I know! What is rodeo action? 130 00:05:57,052 --> 00:06:00,795 Roping, steer wrestling, bull riding, bill racing, the usual, you know? 131 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,623 No, I don't know. 132 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,581 Bill, I think I need you in the booth with me. 133 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,801 It'll be rodeo expert, Bill Pickett 134 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,455 and rodeo announcer, Joah Lambert... 135 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:09,586 Man! 136 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:10,761 Noah Lambert. 137 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:11,806 It's in my head now. 138 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:17,594 We have to figure out how to make all these 139 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:21,119 float ideas go together, like where should the bear traps be 140 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:23,383 in relation to the Cotton Candy River. 141 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,688 Said no one ever. 142 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:27,169 I have a fix. 143 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,345 You can scrap all of Jake's ideas. 144 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,000 No way. The best part of camp isn't the dangers 145 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,263 about how you get to use your imagination. 146 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:36,657 But there aren't any flying bunnies at camp. 147 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,224 It's abstract surrealism, you plebeian. 148 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,751 Tell Jake he's ruining our flow! 149 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:46,449 No. Tell Winnie we're not using her stuff. 150 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,103 How about this? 151 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,192 You each get a half. We'll split it right down the middle. 152 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:53,369 That's what my sister and I had to do when we had to share a helicopter pad. 153 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,936 Yeah, we're not the most relatable family. 154 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,330 - I call the front half. - No, I call the front half. 155 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,419 - Parker! - Parker! 156 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,768 Please don't make me choose. 157 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,247 Oh, I know, we'll flip a coin. 158 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,597 Then everyone can hate the coin. 159 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,076 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 160 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,121 I got to get a coin. 161 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:16,740 Oh, no. 162 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,701 What are you wearing, City slicker? 163 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,354 This is how you dress for a pageant. 164 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:23,399 I don't care what you think. 165 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:26,620 I'm a judge. 166 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:28,099 Okay. Maybe I care what you think. 167 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:30,667 Good luck, princess. 168 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:33,931 Here, take this. 169 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,717 Why? 170 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,546 I talked to all the judges, and apparently rodeo pageants 171 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,896 are very different from the pageants that you're used to. 172 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:44,115 Also, I really think she sets off your dress. 173 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:49,817 For our first event, the contestants will present their animal. 174 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:53,951 Let's kick things off with the fairy princess from Kikiwaka Ranch. 175 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,568 What in tarnation are you doing? 176 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:02,917 I have no idea. 177 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:07,748 Stand still and answer our question. 178 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:12,143 Can you tell us about your animal and how the two of you formed a special bond? 179 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:15,146 Well, my rooster... Chicken. 180 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,105 Uh, my chicken 181 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:22,676 is my best friend named Destiny Junior, 182 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:27,332 and we really bond over me not eating her. 183 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,422 This is not going well. 184 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:38,387 The thing about chickens that is so great is they live on this planet. 185 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:39,693 That is true. 186 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,825 I never did meet a chicken from outer space. 187 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:43,697 Yes. 188 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:46,003 The chickens are part of our ecosystem. 189 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:50,747 So by taking such good care of my beloved pet, 190 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:55,752 it's like I'm protecting our delicate environment. Save the planet! 191 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,319 [LOU APPLAUDING] 192 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,498 Looks like the environment just pooped on your party dress. 193 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,762 Also, I think that chicken hates you. 194 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,771 Hello and welcome to the Dusty Tush Rodeo, 195 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:18,775 sponsored by Rent a Cow, for all your bovine needs. 196 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,560 Rent a Cow. 197 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,300 I'm your announcer, Noah Lambert 198 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:25,042 and beside me in the booth is my rodeo expert, Bill Pickett. 199 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,087 Say hi, Bill. 200 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,618 Okay. Bill has waved to you. 201 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:36,967 He'll talk next time. 202 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:41,145 Since you can only hear us. 203 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:44,584 Well, we're in for a treat as we kick off the day with bronc riding. 204 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,847 Bill, what's the secret of coming out on top in this event? 205 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,591 Winning. 206 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:54,202 Bill Pickett, folks, breaking it down to the simple truth 207 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,291 and not caring about the dead air he leaves behind. 208 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,423 What's going on? 209 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,121 Sorry. I'm really nervous. 210 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:03,037 It's okay. I'll ease you in. We can work through this. 211 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,606 Bill, if you could use one word to describe this event, what would it be? 212 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,433 Uh... 213 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:09,783 horse? 214 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,873 I kind of fenced you in there. That's on me. 215 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,842 I suppose my unicorn will fit on this half. 216 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,714 It'll come right up to the line. 217 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,542 But if it ends there, the tail will hang on to my side. 218 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,414 Make it smaller. 219 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,372 But then it won't be the size of a real unicorn. 220 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,852 There are no real unicorns. 221 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,898 Whoa! You take that back. 222 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:38,942 Okay. 223 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,770 Okay. Jake. 224 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:41,815 Sidebar. 225 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:49,953 Jake, Jake, Jake, you know I love your ideas more than Winnie's. 226 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:53,304 Yeah, she said Unicorns weren't real. 227 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,611 Where does she think Rainbow Sherbet comes from? 228 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,571 I know, buddy, but stay with me. 229 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:03,314 Maybe we should just give Winnie some space because we know how Winnie can be. 230 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,142 She can be a little hotheaded. 231 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,709 Okay. 232 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:10,452 I'll stick to my side if she... Winnie! 233 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,802 Parker, she moved the tape. 234 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:13,847 The wind did it. 235 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:18,503 I'm on it. Winnie, with me? 236 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:23,247 Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, You know I love your ideas more than Jake's. 237 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:26,294 Yeah, because I'm giving the people what they want. 238 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:28,296 A glimpse into their own mortality. 239 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,515 I know, buddy. 240 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:33,344 But maybe we should just put up with his stuff 241 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:34,911 because we both know how Jake can be. 242 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,913 He can be a little [IN SING-SONG VOICE] kooky. 243 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:37,958 [SCOFFS] 244 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,047 That's true. 245 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,875 Fine. Just keep him off my side. 246 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,923 Jacob. 247 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,970 Winona, looking forward to putting aside our differences? 248 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,059 As am I. 249 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,931 Look at those two getting along 250 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:58,152 because I gave them each a false sense of superiority. [CHUCKLES] 251 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,414 I should write a book. 252 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:08,031 Come on, can someone give me a heads up on the dress code here? 253 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,688 The judges wouldn't give me any information on the next event. 254 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,951 Also, did you know those two are named Joah? 255 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,303 Okay, for round two, 256 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:23,003 let's see how quickly our contestants can tack up a horse. 257 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,658 We're using a fake horse 258 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:30,053 so certain greenhorn contestants don't annoy a real one. 259 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,316 I think he means you guys. 260 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,189 Destiny. Focus. 261 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,668 Maybe there's enough time for me to give you a crash course 262 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,322 on how to put that stuff on a horse. 263 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,542 Up first, Destiny Baker. 264 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,239 Or not. Good look, I'll pray. 265 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,027 When I say "Go," your time begins. 266 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,593 Okay, But can I just... 267 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,986 Go! 268 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,293 [TIMER BEEPS] 269 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,598 [GRUNTS] 270 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:58,865 [TIMER BEEPS] 271 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,824 No, not again. 272 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,870 How does this horse have more clothes than I do? 273 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,310 All right, I'm calling it. 274 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,528 This is harder to watch 275 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,313 than when the pig cannon misfired. 276 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,532 Judges? 277 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:24,847 And Roxy Li completes her barrel race in 18.2 seconds. 278 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,718 Bill, is that a good time for this event? 279 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,813 Let's just say Roxy did good. 280 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:38,513 And remind you, this event is sponsored by Rent A Cow. 281 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,820 "When you want fresh milk but not the commitments." 282 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,865 Rent A Cow. 283 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,475 The next round starts in 15 minutes. 284 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,130 Until then, I'm Noah Lambert, alongside my partner... 285 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,698 [BURPS] 286 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,919 Okay, we're out. 287 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,227 Bill, if you don't want to do this, I understand. 288 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,186 Stage fright is rough. 289 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,405 I assumed. I'm a natural born performer. 290 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,496 It's weird. I've never had stage fright before. 291 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,021 My great great granddad was an amazing showman. 292 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,413 Rodeo was his domain. 293 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,850 I have to do him proud. 294 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,460 Maybe that's it. 295 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,201 You're probably just putting too much pressure on yourself. 296 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,377 Like when I got trapped under that weighted blanket. 297 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:18,814 But that's a story for another time. 298 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,647 Just gonna go and grab some more orange paint 299 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,257 to finish your pool of lava. 300 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:30,173 That's actually a lake of lava, you know, just like Lake Tush. 301 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,828 Yep. You really captured the essence of camp. 302 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,005 [JAKE CHUCKLING] 303 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,181 What's so funny? 304 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,226 It's a secret. 305 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,532 Parker hates your ideas. 306 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:43,839 I'm not good at secrets. 307 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,625 Parker told me he loves my ideas. 308 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:51,586 Just like he told me we're only doing your ridiculous stuff because you're kooky. 309 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,458 What? But Parker told me we were only letting you 310 00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:57,287 make your nightmare float because you can be so hot-headed. 311 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,811 He said that? Yeah, he may have a point there. 312 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,294 Parker lied and played us. 313 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,862 He's going to pay for this. 314 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,909 We should show him just how well our ideas can work together. 315 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,475 [WINNIE LAUGHS] 316 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,434 [BOTH LAUGHING] 317 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,219 I don't really get why we're laughing. 318 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,661 I want to drop out of the pageant. 319 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,576 I feel it's not good for you, 320 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,101 I feel it's hurting the camp's reputation, and I feel a little queasy. 321 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,232 Do you think it was that chili I ate? 322 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,669 Calm down. 323 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,410 The talent portion will fix everything. 324 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,804 It's in the rodeo ring with our biggest audience yet, 325 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:39,155 and it's worth 60 percent of the final scores, so I can still win. 326 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,985 Destiny, you can't win them all. 327 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,161 But I have won them all. 328 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:48,860 Even little Miss Pasta Palace, where I had to drink two gallons of Alfredo sauce. 329 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,384 My tears still tastes like Parmesan. 330 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:57,957 And... I know the perfect way to impress the judges. 331 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:03,005 And we've reached the clown part of the summer. 332 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,398 Don't you see? 333 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:08,010 I'm going to rodeo clown, my way to the crown. 334 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,794 You grew up in a circus clown family. 335 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,144 Rodeo clowns are a whole different thing. 336 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,362 It's very dangerous. 337 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,885 There is no way I'm letting you do that. 338 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,191 How are you going to stop me? 339 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,976 You're tied to the bed with a string of hankies. 340 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,326 What? How? 341 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,806 I'm just that good. [BLOWS WHISTLE] 342 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,859 I got this thing running. 343 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,687 Now we don't have to push the float to town, 344 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,124 which is good because we are much too weak. 345 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:39,607 Hey, look, this thing is certainly, uh... 346 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,653 finished. 347 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:46,048 We think you should sit on our unicorn drawn rocket for the parade. 348 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,051 Because you were the one truly responsible for how this all came together. 349 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,314 Wow. 350 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,316 You're saying it really accusingly, but it's still such an honor. 351 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:55,753 Hop on. 352 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,885 Okay. 353 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,112 Wow, that's a choice. 354 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,601 I think I taste sherbet. 355 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,301 We know you played us against each other 356 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,868 - by calling me kooky. - And me hot-headed! 357 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,001 In my defense, when I said those things, 358 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,568 I assumed you weren't speaking to each other. 359 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,267 Just sit on your rocket and think about what you did. 360 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,969 Destiny? Desti... What the heck? 361 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:42,235 You made me use all of Winnie and Jake's ridiculous ideas. 362 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,193 I did everything I could to get them to work together 363 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,977 and incorporate all their nonsense, 364 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,632 but apparently campers don't like "being manipulated." 365 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,244 I don't have time for this, Parker. 366 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,115 I have to stop a clown before she gets trampled by a bull 367 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,248 [SARDONICALLY] As one does. 368 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,511 If you ask me, this looks like a poor management problem. 369 00:17:57,554 --> 00:18:00,122 You were supposed to guide the campers. 370 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,298 They clearly had terrible ideas, and you didn't tell them, 371 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,821 and now you look like a dying snowman. 372 00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,650 You're right. 373 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,262 I've learned my lesson and will humbly watch you fix this for me. 374 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,612 Winnie, Jake! Lou wants to talk to you. 375 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,657 No time! You have to fix this! 376 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:17,052 Destiny already has a big head start on me, especially if she took the unicycle. 377 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,361 I really have no clue what her story is all about. 378 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,408 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 379 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:28,281 The pageant judges are ready to score Jenny Creighton's roping talent. 380 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:31,414 And... Ooh, not good![AUDIENCE GROANS] 381 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,025 Bill, have you ever seen someone accidentally hog-tie themselves 382 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,201 like Jenny Creighton did? 383 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,465 Once. 384 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,683 [FAINT NEIGHING] 385 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,991 Oh, you're... you're done? 386 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:46,473 [CHUCKLES WEAKLY] Ok, well, I hope you share that fun story with us someday. 387 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,866 Our next Rodeo Queen hopeful 388 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,521 is Kikiwaka Ranch's own Destiny Baker, 389 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:52,696 with her talent of... 390 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,438 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] Rodeo clowning? 391 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,005 Wait a second! 392 00:18:57,048 --> 00:19:00,051 Destiny is dressed like a circus clown, not a rodeo clown! 393 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:03,359 Hey, folks, Bill Pickett has joined the party! 394 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,406 What's got your fizzy in a tizzy? 395 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,626 Rodeo clowns are highly trained athletes who protect falling cowboys 396 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,542 by distracting angry bulls. And circus clowns... 397 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,501 [DESTINY HONKS HORN] Honk horns! 398 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:15,676 [STARTING HORN HONKING] 399 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,330 The gate is up and here comes... 400 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,723 [BULL BELLOWS ANGRILY]...a very angry bull! 401 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,377 [AUDIENCE GASPING] Destiny is doomed! 402 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:24,250 She'll be all right, as long as she doesn't make the bull mad. 403 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,512 [SPRAYING] 404 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,644 Too late! She squirted him with the flower. 405 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,950 That bull is mad! 406 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,387 [BULL BELLOWING] 407 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:34,390 Has she started yet? She's gonna... Oh, oh. [BULL SNIFFING AND GROWLING] 408 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,176 Destiny attempts to fend off the bull with the rubber chickens, 409 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,916 [RUBBER CHICKEN SQUEAKS] 410 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,005 [BULL BELLOWS AND SNIFF-GROWLING] And the bull is not amused. 411 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,921 Can you blame him? I mean, we're all kind of past prop comedy at this point, right? 412 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,532 Close-up magic is where it's at. 413 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,578 Destiny, run! 414 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,754 Destiny is now running for the gate, 415 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,540 and appears to be tossing confetti behind her for some reason. 416 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,498 I'm very familiar with this tactic, Bill. 417 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,152 It's called irrational panic. 418 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,894 Destiny is nearly to the gate! 419 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,157 She's going to make it! She's going to make it! 420 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,506 [PANTING] 421 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,725 I'm not gonna make it. 422 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,248 [BULL BELLOWS ANGRILY] 423 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,684 [DESTINY SCREAMS] 424 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,599 Don't worry, Destiny! 425 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:14,256 I'm coming! Where are one of those tiny clown cars when you need it? 426 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:18,913 Whoo! It looks like some real rodeo clowns are entering the ring to corral the bull! 427 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,393 So I'm going to take a short break. 428 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,743 I'm your rodeo expert, Bill Pickett. 429 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:26,094 And I'm Noah Lambert, your announcer and very proud counselor! 430 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,269 Signing off. 431 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,705 [CLICKS] 432 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,794 Bill! That was amazing. 433 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,274 I was so worried about Destiny, 434 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,841 I couldn't think of anything else. 435 00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,277 See, once you got out of your head 436 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,410 about the Pickett legacy and being a rodeo legend, 437 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,542 you're finally able to captivate the audience, 438 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,370 just like your great-great grandfather. 439 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,067 I don't think I'm there yet. 440 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,200 But maybe I'm on my way. 441 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,508 Hey, do you guys think you could help me carry Destiny back to camp? 442 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,988 Making her ride that unicycle home just seems kind of cruel. 443 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,608 I'm sorry, I embarrassed the camp today. 444 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:06,613 I really made a fool of myself and not in the good clown way. 445 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:09,529 Destiny, what's important is that when you failed, that you learn from it, 446 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:12,836 and you should have learned a lot because, boy, did you fail! 447 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,448 Yeah, I learned some things. 448 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,058 I should have researched 449 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,974 Dusty Tush traditions before competing for Rodeo Queen. 450 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:24,326 And pageants make me way too competitive. 451 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,110 I guess I'm going out a loser. 452 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:27,938 [SNIFFS] 453 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,200 Why do I smell Parmesan? 454 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,506 [TEARING UP] Sorry. That's me. 455 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,901 Cheer up! You've won plenty. 456 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:36,730 And I'm glad you took something from this, even if it's not a crown. 457 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,558 Knock, knock! Here's your crown! 458 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,342 BOTH: What? 459 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,344 You're our new rodeo queen. 460 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,912 We gave you top marks for the talent portion. 461 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:47,349 You know you greenhorns are made of sterner stuff 462 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,177 than we gave you credit for. 463 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:54,269 Plus, watching you get tossed around by that bull was a real hoot! 464 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,185 But, Destiny was just learning a valuable lesson about losing! 465 00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:59,230 Destiny Baker is still undefeated! 466 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,537 Ow! 467 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:10,720 Hey, guys. 468 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,940 I'm sorry I manipulated you. 469 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,115 I wasn't honest with you, 470 00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:16,509 and we ended up with a hideous float. 471 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,859 That makes my eyeballs burn when I think about it. 472 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:21,514 That might also be because the shaving cream was menthol. 473 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:23,080 That's the smell! 474 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,388 We need to scrap that train wreck 475 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:28,259 of a float you made and start a whole new design. 476 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,653 We were actually just about to start brainstorming some new ideas, 477 00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:33,700 and I will be vetoing the stinky ones. 478 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,398 Leadership! 479 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:39,575 Great, I just have one suggestion for who should ride on the float. 480 00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:40,750 Yes, Lou, I accept. 481 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,056 - Not you. - Had to try. 482 00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:46,713 [ALL CHEERING] 483 00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,410 BILL: Coming up next on the parade, 484 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,543 is the Elementary School Cowboy Club. 485 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:51,848 The Little Tushies! 486 00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,894 The Little Tushies are sponsored by 487 00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:56,375 "Rent-A-Cow", because come on already! 488 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,985 Just rent a cow! 489 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,118 BILL: Here we have Sassy! 490 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:05,209 The lovable mascot for Main Street's Armadilla Sarsaparilla Shop. 491 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:09,344 Fun fact, our announcer Noah was the first person to ever don the Sassy costume. 492 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:14,218 That's true Bill. Another fun fact, it's impossible to breathe in. 493 00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:17,744 And I'm very pleased to introduce this next float, which comes 494 00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:20,747 from our very own Kikiwaka Ranch.[AUDIENCE CLAPPING] 495 00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:23,227 This float was designed by actual campers. 496 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,752 And features this year's Rodeo Queen, Destiny Baker. 497 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:27,493 Fun fact about Destiny Baker... 498 00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:30,147 For anyone needing more information about Kikiwaka Ranch, 499 00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:32,585 please contact Lou Hockhauser at 877-7... 500 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,804 Sorry, but you have to pay to advertise. 501 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,980 It just wouldn't be fair to businesses like Rent-A-Cow. 502 00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:38,112 Rent-A-Cow! 503 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,330 Now offering goats! 504 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:43,334 [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 505 00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:50,124 I am so retired from pageants.