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Okay, let's
make this quick.

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Why am I here?

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One of the beams
in the barn is collapsing,

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and to prop it up,
I had to stack
a few counselors

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on top of each other.

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They think
it's a trust exercise.

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Lou, we know you're busy,

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but we called you here
to talk about all the things

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that need fixing
around camp.

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Uh-huh.

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And what kind of things
are we talking about?

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Well, the plumbing
in Coyote Cabin
is all clogged up.

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We'd use the outhouse,

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but ever since
the toilet scorpions
took over,

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it's more of an
"ouch house".

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Nice.

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Also, there's something
wrong with the well.

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I haven't been able
to get fresh water out of it

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since we started camp.

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I've been brushing my teeth
with goat's milk.

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It's a problem.

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What about you two?
Any complaints?

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This feels like
a very loaded question

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with a lot of possible
negative outcomes.

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Winnie?

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Don't look at me.

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Half the things
she needs to fix, I broke.

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[SIGHS] Look, it's not easy
keeping up with repairs
at an old ranch.

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Everything here
is either broken
or rusty or sharp.

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Which reminds me,

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Tetanus Shot Tuesday
is next week,

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so sign-ups are out front.

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We're out of pens,
so just use the rusty nail
to make your mark.

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[WOOD CREAKING AND THUDDING]

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[GASPS]
Oh, sweet heavens,
that's the barn.

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I knew. I shouldn't
have put Ingrid

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at the bottom
of the human tower.

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That girl is made
of wet noodles.

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Don't worry
about the repairs,
I'm on it.

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Raise your hand
if you think Lou isn't on it.

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Well, howdy-doo.

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I'm Gus Hootenheimer,
the handyman Lou hired.

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Well, don't we all
look like jerks now?

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Are you sure
you're a handyman?

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You look a little
old prospector-y.

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Oh, pickles
and poppy seeds.

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That's probably
because I have done

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a bit of gold hunting
in my day,

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But you gave it up
and now work full time
as a handyman?

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Oh, gosh, no.

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Handyman work pays the bills,

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but prospecting
is still my passion.

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Why, I even started
a weekend gold diggers club,

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but the only folks
that show up

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are kids really
into nose picking.

56
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Oh, I thought
I recognized you.

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I mean... Gross.

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You know, I've done
a lot of work at this ranch
over the years,

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and I'll be hornswoggled

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if old Gus can't help you
get everything fixed right up.

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Great.

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Because goat's milk
is a real gamey rinse.

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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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Hey, Bill.
Where's the handyman?

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GUS: Eureka!

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That is
a hefty nugget!

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I can't tell
if he's fixing our drain

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or using it.

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GUS: Ladies and gents,
I think I found the culprit.

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Whoa!

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Oh, from the looks
of this hair clog,

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your pipes
haven't been cleaned
in, well, ever.

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Ugh. Who used to live
in this cabin? Bigfoot?

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and his
even hairier roommates?

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Wait a second.

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I think there's
something in here.

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[DISGUSTED]
Why are you touching it?

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I recognize this bracelet.

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And there's a story about it

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from the early days
of this ranch.

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A very scary story.

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Thanks, Gus,
but I don't think

85
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we really need
to hear the story

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of the hair clog bracelet.

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The year was 1884.

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Guess we're
getting it anyway.

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[COYOTE HOWLS]

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GUS: This is a story
about Calamity Lou
Parker Earp,

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and The Other Buffalo Bill

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and the awful thing
they brought back
with them from town.

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And I'm not just
talking about the lice.

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The Other Buffalo Bill and I

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are gonna head off
to the Slop Emporium,

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Parker Earp,
you go to the general store

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and see if you can
get your hands
on that newfangled invention,

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toilet paper.

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Finally we can
stop using squirrels.

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I've been using
the same one for a month.

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He hates me.

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Well, hello, good sir.

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You look like
the kind of gentleman

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who enjoys
the finer things in life.

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Well, not to brag,
but I am buying toilet paper.

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Ooh, fancy!

107
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Oh, I've got
just the thing

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for a man
of your refinements.

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This bracelet
has been endowed

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with the mystical powers
of faraway lands,

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and whoever wears it

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will have
the course of their life
altered forever.

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Sounds like a real party.

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I wish I could buy one,

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but I only have
enough money
for supplies.

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Well, and a quick mani-pedi.

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[CHUCKLES] 'Cause
living in the Wild West
can be rough,

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but your hands
don't need to be

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Well, now, maybe we could
work something out.

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Uh, how much do you have?

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Five bits.[GASPS]

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It is fate!

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That's exactly how much
the bracelet costs.

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Wait, never mind,
I only have three bits.

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Um, it's still fate!

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But be warned,

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I'll do no more haggling.

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Wow, It's a perfect fit.

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Like, almost scary perfect,

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Like it's sort of
burning itself into my skin.
[CHUCKLES]

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Wait. Where'd he go?

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Hmm. This feels like a sign
of things to come.

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But, man, does this thing
really sit on my forearm!

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Wild West legend Parker Earp,
The Other Buffalo Bill!

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Can we please get
shorter cowboy names?

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What is it,
Calamity Lou?

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Some kind of animal
got into my coop last night
and ate all my chickens.

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Are you sureWell, either that

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or they all just ran off
and left their beaks behind.

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Thanks for that.
Now, I'm going
to have nightmares

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about a bunch
of lipless chickens,

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Who would do
something so horrible?

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I don't know.

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Maybe someone
with feathers stuck
to their hand.

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If only the answer
were that easy.

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You have feathers
stuck to your hand!

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Wait. What?
How did that happen?

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I'll tell you
how that happened,
you ate all my chickens.

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And you didn't
even have the decency
to finish off their beaks.

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That's where
the calcium is, you know.

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But it couldn't have been me.
I was sleeping all night.

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First you spend all my money
on that dumb bracelet,
and now this!

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[SIGHS]

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All of this stress
has made my tummy
very upset.

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So if you'll excuse me,
I need to go find
a squirrel.

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GUS: That night,
The Other Buffalo Bill
and Parker Earp

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were greeted by a visitor.

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A visitor who was already
in the cabin with 'em.

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[SNORING]

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[INHALES SHARPLY]

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What do you mean
my horse is double-parked,
Sheriff?

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I just went into the saloon
to get some takeout.

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Calamity Lou!
Something happened
to The Other Buffalo Bill.

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Sorry, but I can't do
these long cowboy names,

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they're taking forever.

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Lou, something happened
to Bill.

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You're right.
That is so much better.

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He's gone and his bed
is left unmade.

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Oh, relax.
I'm sure he's fine.

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And he left
his breakfast hat behind.

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Great gophers and gravy,
that boy's in trouble.

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Bill! Who did this
to you?It was Parker.

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He grabbed me
in the middle of the night
and tied me up.

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And wouldn't stop prattling on
about having to go to horse
traffic school.

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Wait, what?
I would never do anything
to hurt you guys.

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That was
very unfortunately timed.

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Bill's right,
you are trying to hurt us!

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No, I'm not.
I mean, I am,
but it's not me,

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it's the hand,
talk to the hand.

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Oh, I like that phrase,

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I'm gonna start
spreading it around

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It must be
that weird bracelet
you bought.

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It's taking over
your hand.

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And my sense of style,

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I guess
I'm an accessory guy now?

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Not that I mind,
you look great.
[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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And to think I considered
treating you to a manicure!

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[GROANS]

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[GRUNTING]

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There's only one way
to end this.

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Really? Can't we just
cut the bracelet off?

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How? Scissors haven't been
invented yet.

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Actually, the first scissors
were invented in Mesopotamia
over 4,000 years ago.

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Zip it, know-it-all,
and keep your
evil hand still.

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It's gonna hurt me
more than it's gonna
hurt you, Parker.

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There is no way
that that could be true!

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Yeah, you're probably right.

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And that,
my friends, is the tale
of the cursed bracelet.

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[EXHALES] Well, that story
certainly was long.

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00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:06,502
And weird.
Thanks for ruining
squirrels for me.

202
00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:10,375
Well, I guess it's time
for this old horse

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to move on
to the rest
of his fix-it list.

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I'll just leave this
here with you.

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Bill, we're definitely
cutting my hand off now.

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Ugh!

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00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,130
Well, what's itchin'
your hides,

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my dumb fungal
jackanapes?

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I'm assuming
that's prospector-speak

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for "What's the problem?"

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Strawberries and biscuits.

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Okay.

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00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,273
Whenever I try
to use the well,

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the bucket gets stuck
halfway down.

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I'd love to have
fresh well water

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to plant a delicious
organic vegetable garden.

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[LAUGHING] Good one.

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Oh, you're serious.

219
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Well, let's have
old Gus take a look-see.

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Well, well, well.

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Uh, yeah, we know.

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I found the problem.

223
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:04,386
This well
has been bricked
over halfway down.

224
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,040
But what about
my vegetable garden?

225
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,651
I was really
looking forward
to summer tomatoes.

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00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,349
[SNICKERING]

227
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:14,048
Oh, sorry,
I keep forgetting
you're serious.

228
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,704
I remember this.

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00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:21,142
This well was sealed
for a very good reason.

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A very scary reason.

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The year
was 1884, again.

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00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:29,977
Wait, what's happening?

233
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,413
Are you going
to fix the well or...

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00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:34,764
Our tale begins
in downtown Dusty Tush.

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Strawberries and biscuits.

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GUS: Destiny Holliday,
and Wild Jake Hickok

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we're wetting their whistle

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00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,296
with Calamity Lou
and Parker Earp,

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when a very handsome
peddler showed up.

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00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,301
Oh, greetings,
friends.

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00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:54,697
me and my trusty
burro come bearing
trinkets and treasures

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00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,091
from all four corners
of the world.

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00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,833
France, China, India,

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00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:00,921
and Sheboygan.

245
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,011
Sheboygan? Really?

246
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,360
It's a nice spot to vacay.

247
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,144
Very low pollen count.

248
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:10,104
Now feast your eyes.

249
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,063
Whoa, underwear!

250
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:16,632
Those are mine,
the suitcase does
double duty.

251
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,504
But I have something else
that may interest you.

252
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,682
Ooh, money.

253
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:23,857
Give me.[SCOLDS]

254
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,946
Cool it,
I'm setting a tone.

255
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:32,387
four magical coins
made from the ancient metals
of the gods.

256
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:35,303
You toss them in a well,
you make a wish,

257
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,741
and all your wildest dreams
will come true.

258
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,264
We have a well
back at the ranch.

259
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,352
Let's go try it out.

260
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,658
Hold on.

261
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,616
If you have a bunch
of magical coins,

262
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,097
why are you selling them
and not wishing for things?

263
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:51,014
Because clearly I'm already
living my best life.

264
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,582
I got a burro,man!

265
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,673
Have a wish on the house.

266
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,848
Try it on for size.

267
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,376
I wish
for a bowl of beans.

268
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,990
I can't believe my wish
actually came through.

269
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,208
I can't believe
you wished for beans.

270
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,557
The mess hall's
right there.

271
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,386
Yeah, but this
saves me a walk.

272
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,956
Okay, we'll
take the coins.
How much?

273
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,915
The cost of these coins is

274
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:25,005
your immortal soul.

275
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,658
Oh, I'm just joshing you.

276
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,530
It'll only cost
that sweet neckerchief.

277
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,099
Ugh, but this really
completed the outfit.

278
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,014
But then again,

279
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,885
my wildest dreams
might look good on me too.

280
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:37,974
Okay.

281
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,108
Well, better be going.

282
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,023
Time to go swindle
some other poor suckers.

283
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,851
What was that?Oh, I said...

284
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,592
[EXAGGERATED] Bye-ee!

285
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:50,465
Just think
of all the amazing things
we can wish for.

286
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,989
World peace,
the answers to the universe.

287
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,991
What if we wished
for some salt?

288
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,514
Or maybe a little diced onion?

289
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:02,782
Again, the mess hall
is a literal 20 feet away.

290
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,610
You know, I have always
wanted a bigger role
at the ranch.

291
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,569
Oh, Parker, you don't
have to wish for that,

292
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:10,398
you just have to
not be terrible
at every task I give ya.

293
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,183
Nah, this seems easier.

294
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,493
I wish for more responsibility
around the ranch.

295
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,671
What...
What happened?

296
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:25,239
Lou disappeared.
All that's left
is her coin.

297
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,023
Ugh, and even worse,

298
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,156
I just realized
these are lima beans.

299
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:31,811
How is that worse?

300
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,987
Clearly, you've never
eaten lima beans.

301
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,381
Wait, I know
what's happening here.

302
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,687
It's Wishing 101.

303
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,297
If you're not very specific
about your wish,

304
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,038
then terrible things
can happen.

305
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,692
What are you talking about?

306
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,868
You wished for more
responsibility,
so Lou disappeared,

307
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,262
making you head of the ranch.

308
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,655
But I didn't want Lou
to disappear.

309
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,135
She owes me five bucks.

310
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,225
Parker, have a heart.
Lou's gone.

311
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,446
Ooh, dibs on
her magic coin.

312
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,535
Look, there's only one way
to fix this.

313
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,798
One of you has
to use your wish
to bring Lou back.

314
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,497
Definitely.For sure.

315
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,890
Go ahead, Jake.
Make the wish.

316
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,718
No, you go ahead.
Ladies first.

317
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,894
No, I insist,
lady's choice.

318
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,375
No, I insist,
gentleman's hat

319
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,899
Okay, I don't know
what we're doing.

320
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,206
I can't believe you two.

321
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,598
If neither of you
make the wish,

322
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:21,991
then Lou is gone forever.

323
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,472
Why did I ever want
more responsibility?

324
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,777
I hate this!

325
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,563
Be careful
what you wish for.

326
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,217
Oh, I just got that.

327
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,350
Okay, before we make
our wishes,

328
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,265
we need to write them out
as detailed as possible,

329
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,571
so they won't backfire.

330
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,138
You're right.

331
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,488
We should be very specific
about what kind of beans
we want.

332
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,621
Sure, Jake.

333
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,930
There, I perfectly worded
my wish for world peace.

334
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,715
There's no way
the well is going
to misunderstand this.

335
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,979
Does world peace
include different beans?

336
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,458
Jake, enough with the beans!

337
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,940
Okay, here goes nothing.

338
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,206
Dear, Wishing Well,
I wish that...[FLY BUZZING]

339
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,686
Ugh! Gross,
bugs are everywhere.

340
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:05,992
[BOTH GASP]

341
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,083
Did you just waste
for gross bugs
to be everywhere?

342
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,607
No. The well couldn't possibly
think that's what I meant.

343
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,087
Delete, delete.

344
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,698
The bugs are coming.

345
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,962
They're gross
and they're everywhere.

346
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,225
You're the most literal well
I've ever met.

347
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,706
Everyone,
run for your life!

348
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,056
They're after our blood!

349
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,667
The worst first day
in charge ever.

350
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,583
Jake, you have
the last wish.
You need to fix this.

351
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:35,760
We went through this,
gentleman's hat

352
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,981
Jake!Fine.

353
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,679
I wish to go back
before any of this
ever happened.

354
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:43,943
Where'd he go?

355
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,076
Where am I?

356
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:48,948
When am I?

357
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,428
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING][DINOSAUR ROARS]

358
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,303
A dinosaur?

359
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,609
I must have gone back,
like, 100 years.

360
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,789
And that,
my little bushwhackers,

361
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,879
is why I cannot
un-break this well.

362
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,969
But the well
wasn't even the problem.

363
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,101
Yeah. It was those
magical wishing coins

364
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,798
from that shady peddler.

365
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,235
Oh, I don't know.

366
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,411
He seemed like
a real stand-up guy
in my story.

367
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,803
Handsome, too.

368
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,806
Well, better get
to my next task.

369
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,156
I'll catch you
on the flip flop.

370
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,507
Although,

371
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:30,641
that potato sack reminds me
of another story.

372
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,556
He is your
weird problem now.

373
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:38,562
The tale of the old
burlap sack scarecrow

374
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,261
is the scariest tale
I've ever been told.

375
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,829
By far, the longest.

376
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,223
I don't think
we're gonna make it
to our potato sack race.

377
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,746
I get that feeling, yeah.

378
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:56,015
GUS: The year was 1884
yet again.

379
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,886
A lot of freaky stuff
went down that year.

380
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,803
This tale begins
with Noah Love

381
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:05,676
and Winnie the Kid
building a scarecrow.

382
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,809
This Scarecrow
better do the trick.

383
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,941
We have to find something
to stop all the crows
from eating the chicken feed.

384
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:13,249
One hundred sticks of dynamite
would have easily
solved the problem.

385
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,948
But somebody
didn't want to be swimming
in a sea of crow parts.

386
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,039
Yes. I'm the weirdo.

387
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,216
Well, what do we think?

388
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,088
Feels like
it's missing something.

389
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:29,309
A complicated backstory
which informs
his hatred of crows?

390
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,834
No, a hat.Really?

391
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,966
But a complicated
backstory is free.

392
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,534
Fine.
Let's go buy a hat.

393
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,883
And some dynamite!

394
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,363
No dynamite.

395
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,235
We're not having
another birthday candle
mix up.

396
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,547
Now, this is
one sharp looking hat.

397
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,027
I wonder why
it was so cheap.

398
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,637
[SIGHS] Apparently,
it belonged to a guy

399
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,552
named Open Head Sore
Sullivan.

400
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:59,252
You know what?
I'll just carry this.

401
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,644
[EXCLAIMS]

402
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,298
Look what you did!

403
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:06,041
You made me spill
my essence of evil spirit
all over that hat.

404
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,651
Essence of evil?

405
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,131
Now, why would
anyone have that?

406
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,743
Because I'm an apothecary.

407
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:16,051
I specialize
in the bizarre
and the occult

408
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,314
Also works wonders
on ingrown toenails.

409
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,057
Pickled salamander?
What does that do?

410
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,145
Nothing.

411
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,886
It's just my lunch.

412
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,757
It's chewy,
but in a good way.

413
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,673
Now get away from me.

414
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,241
You two
just cost me a fortune.

415
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:35,592
Oh, I hope you both get
what's coming to you.

416
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:37,899
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

417
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,339
That was
extremely sinister.

418
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,603
Oh, well, let's go
put this hat on a scarecrow
near where we sleep.

419
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:54,133
Yeah, folks,
come try my delicious
new breakfast stew,

420
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,569
It's hot, fresh,

421
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,527
and definitely not the water
I use to boil our laundry.

422
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,096
Hay!Oh, relax.

423
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,924
I serve you laundry water
all the time.

424
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,188
No, hay.

425
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,930
My dresser is filled with it
and all my clothes are gone.

426
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,453
Which one of you
pranked me?

427
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,107
It definitely wasn't me.
I don't like to trick people.

428
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,544
Now, come on, let's dig
into my dirty sock water.

429
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,807
I mean, delicious stew.

430
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:20,811
Wait... Wait a minute.

431
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,293
I swear this was
filled with stew a minute ago.

432
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,947
What's going on?I don't know.

433
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,557
But the only things
that should be stuffed
with hay around here

434
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,645
are the animals and...

435
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,129
Uh, Noah?

436
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,045
Didn't you draw a smile
on the scarecrow?

437
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,525
I... I thought I did.

438
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,483
Yeah, I'm out.

439
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,618
Uh, Noah?

440
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,359
Now the scarecrow
is kinda...

441
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,274
[GULPS]
Bye-bye.

442
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,059
Where could
he have gone?

443
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,237
Found him.

444
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,242
Hey, our scarecrow's
come to life.

445
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,809
Uh, maybe he's friendly.

446
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,076
Or maybe not.

447
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,036
[BOTH SCREAMING]

448
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,607
There's no way out of here.

449
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:18,956
Noah, close the barn door.

450
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,698
What?
My fly's been down
this whole time?

451
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,701
Oh, that barn door.
I got you.

452
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:25,920
[BOTH SCREAMING]

453
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,489
[NERVOUSLY]
Uh, hey, Mr. Scarecrow.

454
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,273
Uh, please spare us,
take the goat instead.

455
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,754
They're very tender
and low in saturated fat.

456
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,451
A superfood, really.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

457
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:40,413
That's it. I'm taking down
this walking bag of hay.

458
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:49,378
Ugh, the walking bag of hay
is still walking!

459
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,599
Wait. Remember the potion
the apothecary
spilled on the hat?

460
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,818
Uh, maybe if you
knock the hat off,
this will all be over.

461
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,691
But I only have
one horseshoe left.
What if I miss?

462
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,084
You can do it, Winnie,
because if you don't,
we're dead.

463
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,825
[SARCASTICALLY]
Jeez, no pressure
or anything.

464
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,791
Winnie! You did it!
You saved us.

465
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,532
Let us hit
our hands together
in celebration.

466
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,577
Whoa! That was awesome!

467
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,710
I'm gonna call it
a high-five.

468
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:20,191
Or elevated
slappy hand?

469
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,977
Nope, you're right,
high-five is better.

470
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,806
[SIGHS] I'm just glad
that nightmare
is finally over with.

471
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:26,981
[SIGHS]

472
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,375
[GOAT BLEATING]

473
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,204
[BOTH SCREAMING]

474
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:38,122
And everybody lived
happily ever after.

475
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:41,604
Well, except for the people
who got ripped to pieces
by the demon goat.

476
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,608
Now that's
my kind of ending.

477
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:48,263
Well, time for this creaky
old claim jumper

478
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,438
to call it a day.

479
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:51,484
I sure hope I was helpful.

480
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,355
Not really.

481
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,705
You barely fixed anything
and just told us super creepy
stories all day.

482
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:58,752
Ooh, you know,
that reminds me
of a super creepy story.

483
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,189
Okay, bye,
thanks for the nightmares.

484
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,717
Hey, guys.
Sorry I couldn't get

485
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,284
to all those things
you asked me to fix.

486
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,113
Shaquille O'Veal came down
with a sudden case
of acid reflux

487
00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:13,549
and all of her milk curdled

488
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,812
On the bright side,
we got cottage cheese
for days,

489
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,555
It's okay, Lou,
we appreciate you
hiring a handyman.

490
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:21,165
But maybe next time,

491
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:24,255
find one who doesn't
walk around
not fixing things,

492
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:27,346
and then saying stuff like,
"Oh, horse feathers!"

493
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,523
Wait, what handyman?

494
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,568
You know,
Gus Hootenheimer?

495
00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:34,048
Older guy, about 5'10",

496
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:35,658
uses a pickaxe
to change a light bulb?

497
00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:37,878
I didn't hire a handyman,

498
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:40,097
and the only Gus Hootenheimer
I've ever heard of

499
00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:43,318
was an old prospector
who used to mine for gold
around Dusty Tush.

500
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,841
Yeah, that's the guy.

501
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,843
Uh, couldn't be.

502
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:50,760
Gus Hootenheimer died
nearly 100 years ago.

503
00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:55,591
Wait, if he's dead,
then who was telling us
about the burlap sack?

504
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,332
Who did we ask
to fix the well?

505
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,814
Who plopped a nasty ball
of drain hair in my hand?

506
00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:02,685
And why am I
still holding it?

507
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,426
[ALL SCREAMING]

508
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:11,433
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

509
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,393
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]