1 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:07,790 Thank you for coming to my milking demonstration. 2 00:00:07,833 --> 00:00:09,574 If you have any additional questions, 3 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,402 that's on you, I was very thorough. 4 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:14,144 Thank you, Bill. 5 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:17,234 For being a kid you truly know nothing about talking to kids. 6 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,934 So who wants to try milking first? Noah? 7 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,545 Thanks, but no thanks, Lou. 8 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,242 This is all a little too jiggly for me. 9 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,027 I'll give it a try. 10 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,245 Sure, Winnie. Go right ahead. 11 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,079 Goodbye farm-to-table. 12 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,950 Hello, utter to cereal bowl. 13 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:42,129 Efficient, resourceful. I'll allow it. 14 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:45,958 Noah was right. This is pretty jiggly. 15 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,574 It's a little warm. 16 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:55,055 Any way we can back this bad girl into the walk-in fridge? 17 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,622 One, I think cow butts 18 00:00:57,666 --> 00:01:00,103 are probably on a health inspector no-no list. 19 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:02,410 And two, the walk-in fridge is on the fritz. 20 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,847 I was just in there, and it's making everything warmer. 21 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:08,111 I thought the green bits in the cream cheese this morning were chives. 22 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,200 And you are welcome to keep thinking that. 23 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,161 ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka 24 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,946 ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka 25 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:19,992 ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka♪ 26 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:29,567 What part of my palm are you reading now? 27 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,743 I was trying to read your lifeline, 28 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,702 but I can't seem to find it. 29 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,095 Ah-ha! There it is. 30 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:36,792 Oh, boy. 31 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,360 What? What do you see? 32 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,102 Nothing. Totally unrelated. 33 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:44,974 You don't plan to go skydiving soon, do you? 34 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:48,064 [PHONE VIBRATING] 35 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:52,068 Parker, can we please not break the kayaks? 36 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,330 We are running out of duct tape. 37 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,291 I mean professional kayak sealant. 38 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:00,642 Oh, great. My family's canceling 39 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:03,775 the traditional Preston family Christmas party at the chateau. 40 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:06,952 You know, I was just starting to find you relatable. 41 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,390 Turns out they want to visit 42 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,348 my sister's dumb space station instead. 43 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:14,134 You're doing Christmas in space? 44 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,571 That's it. This holiday has gotten way too commercial. 45 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,313 I'm not going. 46 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:21,532 My sister said she gave up my spot on the rocket. 47 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,795 It turns out they're giving it to her giant cat, 48 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:27,016 who's apparently the brother she never had. 49 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:29,758 Well, if you can't celebrate Christmas in December with your family, 50 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:30,846 why not celebrate it with us now? 51 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,369 We've done it before. 52 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,154 But this time you can be in charge. 53 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,677 We can include all your family traditions. 54 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,157 Great idea. 55 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,506 You guys are going to love this. 56 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,595 Preston family Christmases have everything. 57 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:43,598 Maple syrup fountains, human snowmen 58 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:45,643 trained turtles as serving trays. 59 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,210 You know, classic Christmas. 60 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,082 Yes, classic. 61 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:52,520 I do believe trained turtles are mentioned in O Holy Night. 62 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:55,610 Plus, everyone gets an awesome present. 63 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:56,785 Inner peace? 64 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,656 No, something expensive. 65 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,311 Clearly, you don't know the cost of a yoga retreat. 66 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,836 This party has to be a huge bash. 67 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,056 I could use some help with decorations and swag bags. 68 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:08,275 Jake, Destiny, you in? 69 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:10,102 I can handle swag bags 70 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:12,453 if you tell me what it means to handle swag bags. 71 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,238 And I'll take care of decorations. 72 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:16,805 Great. Meet in 10 for a planning session. 73 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:18,415 I'm going to go call my snowman wrangler, 74 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:21,375 who I think may just steal them from children's yards. 75 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,246 But he's got a great deal, so I'm not asking questions. 76 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,294 Parker, someone has to put away these kayaks. 77 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:29,731 But you know what? It is Christmas Eve. 78 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:30,862 So it's not gonna be me either. 79 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,516 Mama's getting her nog on. 80 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,259 This party is gonna be so much fun. 81 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,740 I'm gonna go grab a step ladder so I can decorate the tree. 82 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:40,568 Okay. 83 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:43,179 But If I were you, I'd wear a helmet. 84 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,355 What do you see on here? 85 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,057 Come on. How hard could it be to overnight some turtles? 86 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:54,886 They basically come in their own packaging. 87 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:57,106 Do you know how ridiculous you sound? 88 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,022 Thanks for coming, guys. I need some good news. 89 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,632 Hit me with those amazing party ideas. 90 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:04,244 Well, I was thinking we can cover the mess hall 91 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:07,290 in paper snowflake chains and Christmas lights. 92 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:08,770 Then for the tree, 93 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:12,426 we can make garlands out of popcorn and cranberries. 94 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,254 I love the enthusiasm, Destiny. 95 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,473 But decor at a Preston family Christmas 96 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,954 needs to be a lot more impressive, okay? 97 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:21,043 This party needs to make the Great Gatsby 98 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,697 feel like the below average Gatsby. 99 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:27,136 Then what about... 100 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,225 Ice sculptures? 101 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,184 Hmm... Elaborate time consuming frozen artwork 102 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,751 in the sweltering heat of summer. 103 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,057 Now you're talking. 104 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,147 Talking and instantly regretting. 105 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:40,280 Okay, Destiny's nailing it. 106 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,933 Jake, how are we doing on swag bags? 107 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:43,761 Yes. Question, 108 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:46,938 how do I get the swag inside the bag? 109 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,157 Diagrams would help. 110 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,508 Come on, the present's gotta pop. 111 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:53,989 It's Christmas. Everyone knows how much you spend on a gift 112 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:55,077 shows how much you care. 113 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,427 That doesn't sound right. 114 00:04:57,471 --> 00:05:01,257 Just noodle on it for a little while. It'll gel. 115 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,565 Now, remember, team, all we gotta do is throw a party so epic 116 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:07,132 it makes going to space feel like a trip to the dentist. 117 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:09,265 No pressure. 118 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,919 Oh, did I give that impression? Sorry. 119 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:13,443 Lots of pressure. 120 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,967 Great meeting. Guys, we're killing Christmas. 121 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:18,230 Certainly feels that way. 122 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,363 And he left without drawing the diagrams. 123 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:29,981 Ugh! Lou really needs to take a look at that walk-in fridge. 124 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:32,332 Milk should not be warmer outside the cow. 125 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,469 Bill? 126 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,906 Yo, respect for your pajama game, bro. 127 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:43,691 I'm not Bill. 128 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:45,823 I'm your ghost host. 129 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:48,043 I just look like someone you know, so you won't be scared. 130 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,261 Standard ghost procedure. 131 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:52,177 A ghost, huh? 132 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:55,877 And why would a ghost dress like someone who uses the word "motor car"? 133 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,010 Because I bought this for my sister's ghost wedding, 134 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:02,318 and I wanted to get some more use out of it, okay? 135 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,060 Also strong words coming from a guy wearing a pompom hat. 136 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,410 Whatever, Bill. 137 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,281 Anyways, I got to hit the sack. 138 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:12,284 I'm kind of throwing the Christmas of the Century tomorrow. 139 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:16,288 So if you'll excuse me, "ghost host". 140 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:19,466 It does say in your file that you're a little slow on the uptake. 141 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,119 Maybe this will convince you. 142 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,823 Boo![YELPS] 143 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,956 Good, good. Get it all out. 144 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,350 Ghosts are real. 145 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,613 They are. And three more are coming to visit you tonight. 146 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:38,441 You've forgotten what Christmas is all about. 147 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:39,573 So they're going to teach you 148 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,444 the true meaning of the holiday. 149 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,141 Are these ghosts scary? 150 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,491 Very. 151 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:49,104 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. 152 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:50,627 Me and ghost Lincoln had Knitting Club. 153 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:52,412 That boy can bust out a doily. 154 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,851 Well, they're usually scary. 155 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:58,896 Parker, the Ghost of Christmas Past, 156 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,289 Christmas Past, Parker. 157 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,728 What is going on? 158 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:07,078 An elaborate morality play in your subconscious. 159 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,123 Try to keep up. 160 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,215 Let's do this. 161 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,829 That was unpleasant. 162 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,179 I felt like I was being pulled here by my spleen. 163 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:23,573 Where are we? 164 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:24,792 This doesn't look familiar? 165 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:27,577 Is this... 166 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,144 Is this my childhood bedroom? 167 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,189 It is. 168 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,756 [CHUCKLES] 169 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,193 This is my first hockey stick. 170 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:39,633 That's where I learned how to tie my shoes. 171 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:42,549 And this is where I used to sit and talk to all my teddy bears. 172 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:44,159 I mean, real friends. 173 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,989 Anyway, it's just like I remember it. 174 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:50,513 That's because it is just like you remember it. 175 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,994 We're in the past. It's Christmas Eve 15 years ago. 176 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:55,300 Excuse me, would you mind sending me back now? 177 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,911 You accidentally brought me along. 178 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:59,696 Looks like someone could use more time traveling practice 179 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:02,438 and less knitting with Lincoln. 180 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,397 You've always been jealous of our friendship. 181 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:08,836 And with that tone, you can just find your own way back to the present. 182 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:11,142 Fine. From 15 years in the past 183 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:12,404 I'm going to go hit up The Rock 184 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:14,276 before he gets too big to return my calls. 185 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:19,629 All right. Why are we here? 186 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:22,327 Is it so I can warn little me not to frost my tips? 187 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,504 Shh. Watch. 188 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,943 Hey, it's little me. 189 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:31,511 Hey, little me. 190 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,034 Leave those tips alone. 191 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,210 He can't hear you, Parker. 192 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,561 Oh! Careful. 193 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,302 Spleen's still sensitive. 194 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:45,525 That's young Priscilla in her business casual. 195 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,178 She must've just come from the playground. 196 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,226 Hey, doofus? What are you doodling? 197 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,315 A picture of our family. 198 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,404 It's Mom and Dad's Christmas present. 199 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,362 [SARCASTICALLY] Aw, how cute. 200 00:08:57,406 --> 00:09:00,888 And by cute, I mean sad and pathetic. 201 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,020 What did you get them? 202 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,936 I also got them drawings. 203 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:09,505 Perhaps you've heard of a little guy named Van Gogh? 204 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,682 Maybe Starry Night can replace your hand turkey on the fridge. 205 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,599 What? How could you afford that? 206 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,949 I liquidated some of my assets. 207 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:21,517 Everyone knows that how much you spend on a gift 208 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,910 shows how much you care about someone. 209 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,086 It does? 210 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,696 Of course it does. 211 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:30,439 [SCOFFS] I wish I had a giant cat instead of a brother. 212 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:34,574 Later, loser. Have fun getting cut out of the will. 213 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,363 Why are you showing me this? 214 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:43,539 This was the worst Christmas ever. 215 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,020 Yeah, and it's pretty much all downhill from here. 216 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:47,761 Shall we? 217 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,806 Hey! Would you just... 218 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,680 Cut that... [SIGHS] Out. 219 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:56,117 I'll stop when you learn the true meaning of Christmas 220 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,727 or when I run out of time dust. 221 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,207 This stuff is not cheap. 222 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:01,601 So when are we now? 223 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,385 A year later. Remember this one? 224 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,520 I'm getting Mom and Dad massage chairs for Christmas. 225 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:11,306 Oh, yeah? Well, I got them their own personal masseuse. 226 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,873 I got them season tickets 227 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,570 for their favorite hockey team. 228 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,790 Well, I bought them their favorite hockey team. 229 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,705 Nuh-uh.Yes-huh. 230 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,665 Are you proud of yourself? 231 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:23,753 She started it. 232 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,321 This isn't over, doofus. 233 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,018 One day, I'm going to give Mom and Dad 234 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,629 the best Christmas ever 235 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,240 on a space station named after me. 236 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,198 And you won't be invited. 237 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,767 But I love space. 238 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:40,030 That's it. I'm gonna frost my tips. 239 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:45,122 Wow, I forgot all about that. 240 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,124 Now, do you see the error of your ways? 241 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,649 So my family goes a bit overboard with the gifts. 242 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:50,998 It's the holidays. 243 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,913 What does this have to do with Christmas now? 244 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,611 Now is not my department, Parker. 245 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,526 No. No more travelling by glitter. 246 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,967 I'm back. 247 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,448 You guys will not believe the dream that I just had. 248 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,233 Also, that Christmas tree needs to be like three times bigger. 249 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,366 We're competing with zero gravity here, folks. 250 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,455 Um, hello? 251 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,849 They can't hear you, Parker. 252 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,111 What? Who are you? 253 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,808 I'm the ghost of Christmas present. 254 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,593 Get ready to see some stuff. 255 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,074 All right, before we do this, can I at least put on some pants? 256 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,428 Hurry up, there's much to see. 257 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,387 So that's a no on the pants? 258 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,171 There's no time. 259 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,347 We have to show you how your actions are affecting the kids at camp. 260 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:39,916 Oh. Well, I can't wait to see all the Christmas cheer I've been spreading. 261 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,963 Sure, that's exactly what we took time out of our busy ghost schedules 262 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,834 to visit you for. Good things. 263 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,751 Well, do we have to travel by glitter? 264 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,928 To the Mustang cabin? It's right there. 265 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:54,757 Some ghosts have no flair for the dramatic. 266 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,368 No flair for the dramatic? Do you see what I'm wearing? 267 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,025 You! 268 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,767 I had to walk for 15 years to get back here. 269 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,116 In dress shoes. 270 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,034 Ah, much better. 271 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,557 Where did you send them? 272 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,951 The Ice Age. Better hope those dress shoes have traction. 273 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:19,434 Quick. We have to teach you the error of your ways before he gets back. 274 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,828 I cannot afford another meeting with Ghost HR. 275 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:29,183 You know, this would have been a lot faster if you used a chainsaw. 276 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,967 I've got one gassed up and ready to go. 277 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,099 No, thanks. 278 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:33,753 Wait, what? 279 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,757 Watch the wings, man. Watch the wings. 280 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,108 Parker. 281 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:44,894 Feast your eyes on the chilling scene before you. 282 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:47,157 Finally, your energy matches your wardrobe. 283 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,423 Destiny. I'm going to be honest. 284 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,556 I totally didn't think you could pull this off. 285 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,384 But it looks great. 286 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,038 I know, right? 287 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:01,476 This party means so much to Parker. I can't let him down. 288 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:06,263 These decorations have to be impressive or Christmas is ruined. 289 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,830 Now, for the final touch. 290 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,706 BOTH: No! 291 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,447 I ruined Christmas! 292 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,493 In July. But whatever. 293 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,234 [SIGHS] It doesn't matter when it is. 294 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,758 You know how much this party means to Parker. 295 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,630 Ugh! Why did I ever say I could do this? 296 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:29,156 I had no idea Destiny didn't know how to make ice sculptures. 297 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,767 She's a 16-year-old girl from Tallahassee. 298 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,769 Did you really think this was in her wheelhouse? 299 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,816 It's okay, Destiny. 300 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,426 Just tell Parker you couldn't do it. 301 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,819 And disappoint him? 302 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,951 I can't. 303 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,953 Maybe I'll just try and sculpt his face. 304 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,737 I just need more ice. 305 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,828 Back up the mountain. Altitude sickness round two. 306 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,179 I feel terrible. 307 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,876 But can we stick around for the ice face? 308 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,269 I want to see if she gets the hair right. 309 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,446 You know, by now even Ebenezer 310 00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,708 was learning a little something. 311 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,848 Hey, Jake, what you making? 312 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,806 They're action figures of me and Parker. 313 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,416 I'm gonna give them to him for Christmas. 314 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,678 I love them. 315 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,159 Wow, you're actually talented. 316 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,248 I mean, you're talented. I knew it! 317 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,338 Thanks. 318 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,210 I really hope the proportions are right. 319 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,864 I measured Parker in his sleep. 320 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,778 Ah, that's so sweet. 321 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,563 Horrifying, but sweet. 322 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,609 I'm heading to the kitchen to get a drink 323 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:32,697 you want anything? 324 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,090 Soy kale pineapple smoothie. 325 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,570 Water it is. 326 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,791 This is so nice. 327 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,793 After Destiny's Ice Capade, I really needed this. 328 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,491 Thank you, guys. 329 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,188 He's a little slow on the uptake. 330 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,842 Yeah, I saw his file. 331 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,106 Hey, Jake, look at this. 332 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,803 It's a Christmas present for you. 333 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:52,935 It says it's from Parker. 334 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,809 Wow. 335 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,899 That's a big box. 336 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,161 It looks expensive. 337 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,032 It is, nothing says Merry Christmas 338 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,512 like credit card debt. 339 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,299 Clearly, Parker spent a lot of money on this, 340 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,084 but I don't have any money. 341 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,912 Parker's gonna think I don't care about him. 342 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,130 No, he won't. 343 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,653 It's the thought that counts. 344 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,917 Parker can't read my thoughts, Bill. 345 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,313 Wait. No, don't throw them away. 346 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,488 They're great. 347 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,404 Wow. 348 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,015 I really messed up didn't I? 349 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,931 No, you're being haunted in your dreams 350 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,454 because you are nailing it. 351 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,503 Too much?No, girl. Just right. 352 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,946 Wow, this is horrible. 353 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,948 I made Destiny and Jake feel as bad as I did 354 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,471 about Christmas when I was a kid. 355 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,603 Probably worse. At least you were rich. 356 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,651 Man, I thought I was past being so materialistic. 357 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,609 The holidays can bring out the worst in us. 358 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,612 Every year, I argue with my mother over the peppermint bark recipe. 359 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,311 A little nutmeg won't kill you, Gina, we're already ghosts. 360 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,141 Look, I see the error of my ways. 361 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,882 I don't need a third ghost to show me my future. 362 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,798 So can we please just call it a day or a night, 363 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,801 or whatever, we're calling this rancid milk-induced fever dream? 364 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,111 Foolish mortal, it doesn't work that way. 365 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,200 They always want to quit after the second ghost. 366 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,462 I'm just that good. 367 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,116 I set them up, you knock them down. 368 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,425 I promise, I will fix all of this when I wake up 369 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,514 so can I, please, please, just be done? 370 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,906 Ah, I don't know. 371 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,996 Why don't you ask her? 372 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:43,480 [SCREAMS] 373 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,917 [SCREAMING] 374 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,967 Phew, it's hot in there. 375 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:57,929 I mean, [OMINOUSLY] ooh, I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. 376 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,671 It's her first week on the job. 377 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,717 Still, she's really embodying her character. 378 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,197 I can't believe she's already off book. 379 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,069 All right, let's get this over with. 380 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,723 What do I have to do to travel to the future? 381 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,334 It's simple. Pull my finger. 382 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,164 Ew, no.It's not what you think. 383 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,079 Come on. I'm not falling for that. 384 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,863 It's the only way. 385 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,909 Come on, please. 386 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,259 Fine. 387 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,088 Phew, 388 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,090 I has been a while since I left the present, 389 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,396 that is tough on the spleen. 390 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,226 Where are we?Kikiwaka Ranch. 391 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,966 Twenty years in the future, 392 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,533 or 30. 393 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,100 I'm still not great at this time travel thing. 394 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,582 At least it isn't 50 years into the future. 395 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,974 Hot tip. Buy a boat. 396 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,804 PARKER: Is that Bill? 397 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,458 Why is he carrying Lou's clipboard 398 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,112 and rocking a sweet lip warmer? 399 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:52,941 Because he owns the camp, now. 400 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,290 What happened to Lou? 401 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,945 She passed on to the big camp in the sky. 402 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,338 She's dead? 403 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,341 No. She started a Camp Kikiwaka on the moon. 404 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,604 Oh... 405 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:04,996 I see how that was confusing. 406 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,564 So this is a great future then, 407 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,437 Lou is on the moon and Bill grew an awesome stash. 408 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,308 A great future? 409 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,831 Have you not taught him how this works? 410 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,659 It's like talking to a wall with this guy. 411 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,449 Ms. Baker, Mr. Jacobs. 412 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,146 What can I do for you? 413 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,496 I haven't seen you two since you enrolled in business camp. 414 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,411 We're here to purchase the ranch. 415 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,021 Too bad. I'll never sell it. 416 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,285 I'd sooner shave my glorious mustache. 417 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,462 Oh, you'll sell it, that is, 418 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,203 unless you want us to call the health inspector 419 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,943 on that walk-in fridge of yours. 420 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,641 [GASPS] You wouldn't. 421 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,295 Yeah, you wouldn't. 422 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,471 Oh, we would. 423 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,822 Well, Destiny would. I don't know their number. 424 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,390 That walk-in fridge has been broken since we went here. 425 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,218 We're doing everyone's tummies a favor. 426 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,873 Parker, don't you see, 427 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,832 your gigantic Christmas parties 428 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,834 distracted Lou from fixing that fridge? 429 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,315 And now, not even Bill's 430 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,752 glorious mustache can save this place. 431 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,711 The new Christmas Future 432 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,191 is laying it on a little thick. 433 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,193 Maybe, but she has it. 434 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,369 Her technique is raw and riveting. 435 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,156 Fine. I guess the camp is yours. 436 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,505 But I hope since we're friends 437 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:19,897 that you at least let me stay on as director. 438 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,464 It depends, how good are you 439 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,162 at directing wrecking balls? 440 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,989 Because we're tearing down the entire camp 441 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,253 and building a giant business center. 442 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,732 What kind of business? 443 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,082 The kind of business that makes money, a money business. 444 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,696 He's obviously not the brains of this operation, 445 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,698 but he's right. We're in it for the money. 446 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,309 Yeah, Christmas present money. 447 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,224 It's the most important thing. 448 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,227 Wait, I made them think that. 449 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,229 Uh, de-doi! 450 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,535 Please. I don't want to see anymore. 451 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,232 Let me pull your finger, I beg of you. 452 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,625 No finger pulling keep watching. 453 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,932 Jake, prepare for demolition. 454 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,719 [GASPS] You rigged the camp with explosives? 455 00:19:58,762 --> 00:19:59,894 I love my job. 456 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,026 Guys, stop! 457 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,072 This is wrong. Don't listen to me. 458 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,248 [LIGHTNING CRACKLES] 459 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,815 Just think, 460 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,296 none of this would have been possible if we hadn't listened 461 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,949 to our mentor, 462 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,995 Parker Preston.Parker Preston. 463 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,608 Ready, on three. One...Three. 464 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,957 No! 465 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:24,962 No! 466 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:28,923 Does he always sleep here? 467 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,230 I don't know. Maybe. I never gave him a cabin. 468 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,363 You can see me? 469 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,760 The camp, it's still here. It's a miracle. 470 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,152 I say that to myself every day. 471 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,591 You guys, I am so sorry. 472 00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:45,853 I had it all wrong. 473 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,507 The most important part of Christmas 474 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,422 is being with the people that you love. 475 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,772 And I love you and you and... 476 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,470 I don't know you, but I feel like I could also love you. 477 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:58,126 Wait. Does this mean you don't want a big Christmas party? 478 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,301 Or an ice sculpture 479 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,781 that I have definitely already finished 480 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,479 and didn't cry over once? 481 00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:06,134 No, Christmas isn't about having your face 482 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:09,703 carved in ice forever or swag bags or parties. 483 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:12,619 It's about peace, joy and good will. 484 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,011 All I want for Christmas 485 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,362 is a campfire surrounded by all of you. 486 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:17,798 Ooh, can we have Christmas carols? 487 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,408 Of course. 488 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,192 And what about Christmas Connies and Christmas Steves? 489 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:26,154 You're too pure for this world, buddy. 490 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:30,332 After last night, I will never forget the true meaning of Christmas again. 491 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,812 That's awesome. By the way, 492 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,030 where'd you get those pajamas? 493 00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,554 Oh, oh, you like them? 494 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,469 No, I just wanted to buy you matching pants. 495 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:38,949 That's fair. 496 00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:41,604 And Lou, I am going to help you fix that walk-in fridge, 497 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:44,259 because someday, you might be building a camp on the moon 498 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,044 and it is really going to come around to bite you. 499 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,745 What do you think happened to him? 500 00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,050 I don't know. 501 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,356 But I've got to get that guy a cabin. 502 00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,365 Sorry I shut these down earlier, Destiny, 503 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:04,932 these garlands are great. 504 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:07,500 Thanks. They look really pretty once they're on the tree. 505 00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:08,718 And maybe later we can eat them. 506 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,766 All we have at this camp is hot milk. 507 00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:16,509 Hey, Parker? 508 00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:24,038 I'm so sorry, but I didn't buy you a Christmas present. 509 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,735 It turns out the general store 510 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,912 does not accept payment in hugs. 511 00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:31,393 But Jake, you made me the best present ever. 512 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,395 We just have to go get it out of the trash. 513 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,962 How'd you know about that? 514 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:36,964 Because a ghost came to me in my dream and showed me. 515 00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:38,748 Oh, cool. 516 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,710 LOU: Another hard night's work complete. 517 00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:44,885 Nice job, Christmas Past. 518 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,542 Ghost Host. Glad you could make it. 519 00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,065 Do not talk to me. 520 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,632 I just had to relive 12,000 years 521 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,547 of human history because of you. 522 00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,984 Do you know how many centuries they didn't have espresso machines? 523 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:58,768 Most of them. 524 00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:00,596 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 525 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,555 Lou. Great news. 526 00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:03,947 It turns out I get to spend Christmas 527 00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:05,688 at the space station after all. 528 00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:07,429 I guess Priscilla had a bad dream 529 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,562 and decided to leave her giant cat at home. 530 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:11,781 Plus, there's no room for its giant litter box. 531 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,871 It's a Christmas in July Miracle. 532 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:17,352 I should really talk to someone about making this a permanent thing. 533 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,834 Oh, wait. That someone is me. Great idea, Lou. 534 00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:27,449 Well, guys, looks like our job here is done. 535 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,320 Pull my finger and let's go home. 536 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:32,933 [FARTS][LAUGHING] 537 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,979 Gotcha! 538 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,460 Who hired her? 539 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,291 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]