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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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Hey, Lou, everything's great.

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We'll be there right on time.

4
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And I definitely didn't
just wake up five minutes ago.

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Just a reminder
that you and the kids

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need to be on the road
in exactly 22 minutes

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to be here
for when the geyser erupts.

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This geyser's an early riser.

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[CHUCKLES] It's crazy early,
but my rhyme game
is still on point.

10
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Don't worry, I told Mustang
and Coyote captains

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to meet me out here
at 6:30 a.m. sharp,

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Good, 'cause these tourists
are trying to horn in
on our prime spot.

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Do not unroll
that beach blanket

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or I am putting you
in the geyser hole.

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That photo of us in front
of that thing when it erupts

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will make an awesome new
camp brochure photo.

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It'll definitely be better
than the one in front
of Quicksand Cove.

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Yeah, we didn't get
many faces in that shot.

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But, after this year's
brochure cover,

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no kid will be able
to resist such a fun place.

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Hey, back off!

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And please send your child
to Kikiwaka Ranch.

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Well, you can count on me
to get everyone there on time.

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Hey, I got to go.
The kids should be here
any minute now.

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[ROOSTER CROWING]

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Any minute now.

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

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The bag of poop was on fire
when I got here.

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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

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PARKER: You guys up?
It's almost time to go.

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What? Why aren't you dressed?

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The geyser goes off soon,

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and if we're not there
on time, Lou goes off on me.

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Oh, I totally forgot.
Today is the photo.

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Yep. So let's make sure
we show up looking good.

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Are you saying Destiny Baker
would ever show up somewhere
and not looking good?

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Back home, a comment like that
would get you
a Tallahassee twister.

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See, you take to clothes pins
and a battery...

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Just get ready.

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Jeez! Uptight much?

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Hey, did you actually set
a bag of poop on fire,
or was that just a dream?

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Yes.Okay.

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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

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Wake up. It's almost sunrise.

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Almost sunrise?
I missed half my day.

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The photo op is today.

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I need to find
just the right look
for the brochure cover.

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Because this bro
sure needs to choose
a perfect outfit.

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[CHUCKLES] Get it?

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Oh, I am at least
seven minutes past
tolerating punts.

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Get dressed.

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Why are you still sleeping?

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Why are you yelling?

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Because you're still sleeping!

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Okay, that's fair.

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You all have 19 minutes
until departure.

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Are we clear?

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To knee or not to knee?

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[CHUCKLES]
That is the question.

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Okay, I am now eight minutes
past tolerating puns.

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Winnie, let's go!

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Didn't you see
how stressed Parker was?

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He looked at his watch
so many times

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I was starting to think
there was a mirror on it.

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Some people just can't
get over themselves.

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I don't think
I can go to the geyser.

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Why, what's wrong?

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I must have eaten
too much this morning.

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My stomach hurts.

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You haven't eaten
anything yet.

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I meant, I hurt my elbow.

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Through the stomach,
up the arms.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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What are you,
the elbow police?

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You're being really weird.

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Oh, so now being weird
is a crime too?

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What?

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Just go to the geyser
without me.

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But first,
maybe bring me some breakfast

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because you're right,
I haven't eaten. Thanks. Bye!

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Okay.

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I've said enough
"byes" in my day
to know that something's up.

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Everything okay, Bill?

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I can't find my favorite hat.

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I've been wearing it
since I was in diapers.

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You're hat as baby sized?

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No, it's adult sized.

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I was born
with a very large head.

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Can we look for it
when we get back?

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No. I can't be
in a photo without it.

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Why not?Because I'm a cowboy.

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Hats are part of who I am.

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Without it, I just look
like the rest of you
silly tenderfoots.

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Hurtful!

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I'll retrace my step
from yesterday

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to figure out where I left it.

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No, don't. That sounds like
it'll take way too...

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And he's gone.

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Parker,
you're fashionable guy.

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What do you think
of this outfit?

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It's good. I like it.

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"It's good"? "I like it"?

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Not, "It's great. I love it"?

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Come on, now,
get your head in the game.

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No! Don't...

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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Uh-oh! It's Lou.

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I've gotta go help Bill.

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Tell her we're on our way.
And if it feels right,

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throw in
a few "Parker's awesome"-s.

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And maybe a "He's nailing it".

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Parker's phone.
Parker's bestie speaking.

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Jake? Where's Parker?

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He's awesome.
He's nailing it.

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Nailing what?

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Uh, I'm in a tunnel.

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Uh-oh!

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I'm alone with the phone.

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Hey! I'm alone...

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...with a phone.

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I wonder if Parker
has any games on this thing.

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Ooh, Jake, you naughty boy.

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I'll have the mound
of growing around

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with some mound
of hash brown please.

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Uh, Bill. If you're gonna
order imaginary food

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from an imaginary chef,

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at least make it
something good.

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Steak and eggs, please,
invisible good sir.

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I told you,
I'm retracing my steps
until I find my hat.

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This is the first place
I was yesterday.

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Then I sat
in this exact same spot
and ate my food.

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You can't be serious.

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We're gonna be late.

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One. Two.

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Three.

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What are you doing?

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My mom always taught me
to chew 20 times
before swallowing.

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It's air!

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You're chewing air!

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All right. You know what?
I'm gonna go
check on the girls.

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You keep having
an imaginary good time

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with your imaginary breakfast.

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I imaginary will.

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One. Two.

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Ooh, is that paprika?

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Chef Linus,
you've outdone yourself.

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Oh, good. You're ready.
What's wrong with Winnie?

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So far, I've diagnosed
a missing elbow,

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frostbite and a bad case
of angry ghosts.

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Okay. Well, I need to have
a group of kids
on that bus in 15 minutes.

155
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So if that ghost is camera
ready, I'll take 'em.

156
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Clearly, Winnie
is going through something.

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I probably need to have
a heart to heart with her

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to find out what it is.

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Oh, Destiny,
you are such a compassionate
and thoughtful counselor.

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Make it fast or I'm gonna
rip my eyeballs out.

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Winnie, why don't you want
to get out of bed today?

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You can tell me.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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I just feel awful inside.

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Oh!

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I think I know
what's going on.

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And listen, it's nothing
to be embarrassed about.

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It happens to all of us.

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But I am embarrassed.

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I never wanted this to happen.

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There's never
a convenient time

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and you don't
have to tell anyone.

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I think
they're going to find out.

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I mean, Bill's probably
looking for it right now.

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Bill?

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Oh, we're not talking
about the same thing.

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What did you think
we were talking about?

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Nothing. Ask your mom.

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Uh, just tell me very clearly
why are you upset?

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Is that Bill's hat?

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Yes, with two big
pink handprints on it.

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What do we do?

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I don't know.
But when Bill finds out,

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you're going to wish
you just had a case
of angry ghosts.

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I didn't mean
to ruin Bill's hat.

186
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I was just trying to use
your glitter nail polish
to decorate my backpack.

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But I got the polish
all over my hands.

188
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Wait, you used my nail polish?

189
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Can we please focus on
one oopsie at a time?

190
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Sorry. Go on.

191
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That's when I saw
Bill's hat on the lawn.

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I forgot about the polish,
went to pick up the hat, boom.

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If I tell Bill what happened,
he'll never forgive me.

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And then he's gonna teach me
how to ride a goat.

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BILL: Hey, guys!

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BOTH: Bill!

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Have either of you
happen to notice
a stray hat anywhere?

198
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It's brown, well loved
makes me look
like a ding dang hero.

199
00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:07,182
Nope. Neither of us has seen
a brown hat lately.

200
00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,662
I saw yellow
and a couple of greens,

201
00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,533
even one of those hats
with the spinny things on top.

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Hilarious,
but definitely not brown.
Destiny, stop me.

203
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Well, I need to find it.

204
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Or else, I can't be
in the geyser photo.

205
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And can forget
about ever being respected
by a horse again.

206
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We'll be
on the lookout for it.

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Much obliged.

208
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Dang it! I can't tip my hat
without a hat.

209
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I'm a shell of a man.

210
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Okay, you know what?
Time's up for picking clothes.

211
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What do you think?

212
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It's great. I love it.

213
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Wrong. That was a test.

214
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Everyone knows you don't wear
aquamarine to a geyser.

215
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That's competing
with the star of the show.

216
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Noah.

217
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I'm begging you to hurry.

218
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If we don't leave
in 11 minutes,

219
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we are going to ruin
Lou's brochure photos,

220
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she'll never trust me
with anything ever again.

221
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Which is pretty much
how things are now,

222
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but I was hoping
that would change.

223
00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,064
Take that, you alien scum!

224
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:05,414
Ah, I forgot
how relaxing this is.

225
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,810
Hey, Parker, look at us.

226
00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:12,421
Two guys on a porch
loving life and nothing else.

227
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,599
I'm going to check in
with the bus driver.

228
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:19,167
Jake, thank you
for being the responsible one

229
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who is actually ready
to leave.

230
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You're not dining
with invisible people,

231
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or suffering
from a ghost disease.

232
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And for that,
I deeply appreciate you.

233
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That's right.

234
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I'm not doing anything
I'm forbidden to do.

235
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That's an odd way to say that,

236
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but bigger fish to fry.

237
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I better go find
somewhere else to play this

238
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before he gets back
from frying fish.

239
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I've never used
nail polish remover
on anything other than nails,

240
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,628
but I think it's working.

241
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If this thing had cuticles,
it would be my masterpiece.

242
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What are cuticles?

243
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:54,028
Nobody knows,
but the patriarchy
says we can't have them.

244
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This spot is stubborn.

245
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:02,427
Oh, no! We bleached it!

246
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:05,039
What? This is supposed to be
your thing?

247
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,780
I'm the blowing of stuff girl

248
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,651
and you're fixing things
with makeup girl.

249
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,827
Sorry. This is my first
hat manicure.

250
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,047
Bill's going to freak out.

251
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,135
BILL: Why will I freak out?

252
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,179
[BOTH SCREAM]

253
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,705
You'll freak out because...

254
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:23,231
Uh, there is a sale
for 30% off vinyl siding.

255
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,972
And now I know
why they call him Crazy Ray.

256
00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,495
His deals are insane.

257
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,891
Guys, I don't think
I'm going to find my hat.

258
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,675
Uh, you know what?
I just remembered,

259
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,546
I am positive
I saw your hat on the lawn.

260
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,548
It looked
completely hat colored.

261
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,420
Really? Where on the lawn?

262
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:44,252
I don't know exactly where,
but just somewhere
that's not... here.

263
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:47,690
You know, maybe you're right.
I'm gonna check one more time.

264
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,866
Great idea.
Give the lawn my regards.

265
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,433
That's a normal thing
to say, right?

266
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,305
Why are you
giving him hope?

267
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,438
Now, he's just going to be
more disappointed.

268
00:10:56,481 --> 00:11:00,094
I was trying to buy us time
by being my usual
ray of sunshine.

269
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,141
Ooh, I've got another idea.

270
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:07,101
We can cover up
the bleach stain
with more nail polish.

271
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:10,147
Nail polish is what
got me into this
in the first place.

272
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,932
Yes, but not this color.

273
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,934
It's called
Sweaty Leather Brown,

274
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,588
gross name,
but definitely better than
their Car Sick Green line.

275
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,551
Parker, great news.

276
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,770
You found your hat.
You ready to be in the photo?

277
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:24,858
Not even close?

278
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,511
Yep, I set myself up for that.

279
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,600
After talking to the girls,

280
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,341
I know I'm gonna
find my hat soon.

281
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,908
Yes, that's the spirit.

282
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,257
And look,
if you don't find it,

283
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,563
it's not the end of the world.

284
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,870
When I was a kid,
I lost my favorite spork.

285
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:37,958
Spork?

286
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,307
Don't judge me.

287
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,309
You can get fries and gravy
in the same bite.

288
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,094
Anyways, it was a dark time.

289
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:47,097
I'd eat bacon with my fingers
like a grubby American.

290
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,187
And what's your point?

291
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,581
To tell you the truth,
I'm struggling
with this metaphor.

292
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,148
The point is,
I got over the loss.

293
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,236
How long did it take?

294
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,716
Just over nine years.

295
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,761
Nine years?
I can't wait for that.

296
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,328
I have to find my hat now.

297
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,721
Wait. No, no, no! Come back!

298
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,418
There's no time for this!

299
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,637
That was not the point
of my spork lecture.

300
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,076
I'm ready.Thank you.

301
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,425
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

302
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,647
I have to change.

303
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:18,302
No, no, no. It's just
a lovely plop of color.

304
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,782
I'm not gonna be on a brochure

305
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,132
right after a bird dropped
a loaf on my shoulder, man.

306
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,482
Then just take the jacket off.

307
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,093
Come on.
We gotta leave in six minutes.

308
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,529
Yeah, we might be
a little late.

309
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,357
There's no a little late
in geysers.

310
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,924
It goes up and then down.
That's it.

311
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,144
If you're late, it's literally
just a hole in the ground.

312
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,625
No, it's just really important
that I look my best
for this photo.

313
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,845
No, it's not. Nobody cares
what you wear.

314
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,633
Fine.
I just take off this jacket.

315
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:45,721
Thank you.

316
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,505
Oh, you're welcome.

317
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,814
Okay. Why do
I not feel welcome?

318
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:56,514
Having rough morning, Linus,
load me up with
some stress bacon.

319
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:01,041
Ugh, look at me
like a grubby American.

320
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,261
You guys do do this well.

321
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,225
Go for Big Jake.

322
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,009
Jake, it's Lou.
Are you all on the way
to the geyser yet?

323
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,402
Be right down, Mom.

324
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,360
I'm not your mom.
And why do you
have Parker's...

325
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:17,405
Bye!

326
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,846
Hey, Bill, what brings you
to this remote corner
of the ranch

327
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,195
I didn't expect anyone
to be in?

328
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,719
I'm still looking for my hat.

329
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,199
I forgot
I was in here yesterday

330
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,114
for some recreational
stall munchies.

331
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,595
You're kidding me.

332
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,510
No, I actually enjoy it.

333
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:37,817
Maybe it's over here.

334
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,908
I really need
to find that hat.

335
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,735
I just feel
so naked without it.

336
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,433
Oh, come on!

337
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,304
Yeah. Sorry
for that visual.

338
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,787
You can do this,
you can do this.

339
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,876
Thanks, man.
I really want to believe that.

340
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,313
It's just this is
my first ever cowboy hat.

341
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:59,403
It's supposed to be
bronzed and placed
on my tombstone someday.

342
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:00,970
Seriously?

343
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,755
I know.
It's a weird family tradition,
but it's ours.

344
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,283
Nope, not in there.

345
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:12,547
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
but maybe it's lost forever.

346
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,418
I got you.

347
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,463
Hey, Jake.

348
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,075
Yeah?

349
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,078
If you ever need me,
I got you, too.
You're a good friend.

350
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,689
Oh, yeah. I always
thought that about myself.

351
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,607
Now, die.

352
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:32,915
What did you just say?

353
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,787
I said, "cow fly".

354
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,921
Oh, I thought maybe
you said "bye bye".

355
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,662
That would've made more sense.
Let's go with that.

356
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:45,928
Ta-dal!

357
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,495
Oh, my gosh!

358
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,106
I know, right? Good as new.

359
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:53,849
No, I mean,
40% off new roofing.

360
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,416
Crazy Ray,
you sly son of a gun.

361
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,549
Oh, but yeah, totally.

362
00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,942
Ta-dal!

363
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,857
Uh, don't use my ta-dal.

364
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,426
Destiny, we did it.

365
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,211
The hat looks good as new,
and Bill will never know
I messed it up.

366
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,866
Everything's working out
exactly like we planned.

367
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,955
Yeah, usually around here

368
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,435
an optimistic
comment like that

369
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:17,307
is followed by unexpected
but predictable disaster.

370
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,483
But, hey, maybe this time
it'll all work out.

371
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,487
Bill, we have
something for you.

372
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:26,708
You found my hat.
Come to papa.

373
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,945
ALL: No!

374
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,512
I'm ready.

375
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,168
Yeah, this all tracks.

376
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,657
Okay. One disaster at a time.

377
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,355
Destiny, Winnie,
why'd you cook Bill's hat?

378
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,314
It wasn't on purpose.

379
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,838
I forgot that nail polish
is still flammable
when it hasn't dried yet.

380
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,448
Stupid, stupid, Destiny.

381
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,277
It's like you never took
that beauty safety seminar.

382
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,237
Nail polish?

383
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,108
Destiny, what are you
talking about?

384
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,153
It was all my fault.

385
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,852
I got nail polish
on your hat by mistake.

386
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:26,811
I didn't want you to find out,
so I tried to fix it.

387
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:30,206
But instead,
I turned it into
a charred hat kebab.

388
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,861
So you guys had my hat
the whole time
and didn't say anything?

389
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,300
Parker, you guys
go on without me.

390
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,998
I don't feel like smiling
for a photo.

391
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,566
This is the worst day ever.

392
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:43,654
Bill's mad at me.

393
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,395
Plus something
exploded into flames

394
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:46,918
and I didn't even enjoy it.

395
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:48,659
Winnie!

396
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,314
Great. Nobody's ready to go.

397
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,837
There's no more stress bacon.

398
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,014
And, Noah, why are you
dressed like a fancy pirate?

399
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,842
Uh, this is from Othello.

400
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,802
My fancy pirate leggings
are a bit snug in the hammies.

401
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,631
Okay, let me rephrase. Why?

402
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:07,374
Well, you said I could
wear anything because
apparently I don't matter.

403
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,898
That's not what I said.Well, that's
what it felt like you said.

404
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,465
It hurt my feelings.

405
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,336
When you told me
what I looked like
wasn't important,

406
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,121
it was like you were saying
I wasn't important.

407
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,080
Noah, I'm sorry.

408
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,995
I guess the stress
of getting everyone ready

409
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,214
turn me into someone who is...

410
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,085
A total dingus?

411
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,435
I was gonna say
a little crabby. Wow!

412
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:30,353
Noah, you are
the beating heart
of Kikiwaka Ranch.

413
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,921
There's literally
no one more important
to this photo than you.

414
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,619
Really?

415
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,926
Parker, thank you.
That's all I need to hear.

416
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:41,103
Unless you have
more compliments
then please keep going.

417
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,540
So you'll change out
of the Othellocostume
and you'll come to the photo?

418
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,064
I'm actually dressed
as Iago.

419
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,891
He's in a scene where, uh...

420
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,981
Oh, I see the vein
on your forehead.
I'll go change.

421
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,376
Don't worry, Parker.

422
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,726
Bill is about to get
a face full of apology.

423
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,685
And when I'm done,
he won't know what hit him.

424
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,339
That's great.

425
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,254
Although maybe pump the brakes
on the physical threats, yeah?

426
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,563
Knock, knock.
I have something for you.

427
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,217
It's not a dead bug, is it?

428
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,263
No, that's a different box.

429
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,092
It's not a live bug, is it?

430
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,443
[CHUCKLES] No, that's
a different, different box.

431
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,797
A party popper?

432
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,364
It's the first one
I ever bought.

433
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,105
It's my lucky charm.

434
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,543
Most kids wanted toys,
but I wanted
something so loud

435
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:30,979
it could make the neighbors
pee a little.

436
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,680
Anyway, it's my favorite thing
in the whole world,

437
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:40,423
and I told myself
I would keep it forever
and never pull the string.

438
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:42,991
I want you to pull it.

439
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,341
Why?

440
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,823
Because I destroyed something
important of yours today.

441
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,173
If you destroy this,
then we'll be even.

442
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,784
Winnie, it's not
about getting even.

443
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,960
Of course,
I'm sad about my hat.

444
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,701
But I'm sadder
that you lied to me.

445
00:18:58,528 --> 00:18:59,921
You're right. That was bad.

446
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,184
But you're my friend,

447
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,621
and I didn't want you
to be mad at me.

448
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,884
So I covered it up
and made everything worse.

449
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,365
[SIGHS] I'm sorry.

450
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,193
I know.

451
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,499
And it's okay, Winnie.

452
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,501
I forgive you.

453
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,590
You do?

454
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,636
Of course, like you said,
we're friends.

455
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,290
And if you
ever do this again,

456
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,293
I have some hat cleaner
that can get rid of any stain.

457
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,990
But please,
never do this again.

458
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,515
Understood.

459
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,909
Destiny's ready.
Bill, what about you?

460
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,128
I'm ready.

461
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,651
If Winnie can let go
of her lucky popper,

462
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,262
I can let go of my hat.

463
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:39,178
The truth is, I look like
a ding-dang hero without it.

464
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,441
Yeah, you do.

465
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,357
How do I look?Meh.

466
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,012
Just kidding.
You look great!

467
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,058
Jeez, everyone's
so stressed today.

468
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:51,755
Now, come on.

469
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,672
I can't believe it.
We're all ready to go.

470
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,326
We just need to go.

471
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,242
I always knew
you'd pull it off.

472
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,160
We can't leave yet.
Where's Jake?

473
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,206
Oh, he's been ready
this whole time.

474
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,033
Jake is the perfect camper.

475
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,818
JAKE: I'm not going anywhere.

476
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,735
This absolutely tracks.

477
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,694
Jake, are you playing
a video game?

478
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:18,782
You're not allowed.

479
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,131
And we have to leave
in three minutes.

480
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,133
So turn that off
and get down here.

481
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,570
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]Not until I finish.

482
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,267
I'm so close.

483
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,748
You're not gonna take me
while my character
is still alive.

484
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,403
Okay.

485
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:34,711
Jake, put the game down
and step away from the phone.

486
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,323
I will put the phone down,

487
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,673
for 12 seconds,
because it's a cut scene.

488
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,762
And I see,
now I have to defend myself.

489
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,416
So, back off.

490
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,810
Or prepare to eat carbs.

491
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,596
Everyone, stand down.

492
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,641
He's got dinner rolls.

493
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:57,430
Jake, just come on down
and get on the bus.

494
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:58,996
If we don't get
to the geyser on time,

495
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,651
Lou is gonna rip me
from feet to face.

496
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:05,351
Sorry, but I'm
in the game now.

497
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,614
It was always gonna
end like this.

498
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,355
[SHOUTING] Take cover!

499
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,233
[THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING]

500
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,019
[SCREAMS IN SLOW MOTION]

501
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,978
[IN SLOW MOTION] No!

502
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,894
Ow!

503
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:29,331
Those aren't even
the soft rolls that
you bought, you monster!

504
00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:33,292
I'm finishing this game

505
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,772
and there's nothing
you all can do about it.

506
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:38,732
We are going.

507
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,124
Oh, I guess you can do that.

508
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:45,782
So how many changes
did you go through before
you landed on the right look?

509
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,436
Twelve.Been there.

510
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:51,353
Hey. Sorry, guys.

511
00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,616
But, you know,
classic Jake Jacobs.
Am I right?

512
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,358
Wait. So your name
is Jacob Jacobs?

513
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,360
Yeah. My parents thought
it would be funny.

514
00:21:58,882 --> 00:21:59,883
It's not.

515
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,756
Well, we're ready to go.

516
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:04,975
And with one minute to spare.

517
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,020
[BIRDS SCREECHES]

518
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:09,023
I'm gonna need a minute.

519
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,330
Come on!Seriously, man?

520
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,461
We'll be late!Hurry!

521
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:13,593
Where are we going?

522
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,992
Well, Parker,
you got everyone
to the geyser

523
00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,167
just in time for the photo.

524
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:24,778
No one's more surprised
than me.

525
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:27,346
One day I will tell you
the tale of roll-mageddon.

526
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:29,565
You're so lucky,
you wouldn't believe

527
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:30,871
how hard my morning was.

528
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:32,351
I had to hold our spot
in front of the geyser

529
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,135
for over an hour.
There wasn't even a chair.

530
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:36,311
Well, there was a chair
but it did not recline
all the way.

531
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,748
I am broken.

532
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:39,793
You have broken me.

533
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,362
Something happened here
this morning, didn't it?

534
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:45,668
Hey, do y'all
want to see the photo?

535
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:50,020
WINNIE: Hey,
even without the hat,

536
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,326
that is a great picture
of you, Bill.

537
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,936
Thanks.

538
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,460
Yeah, you probably
don't have to wear
a hat ever again.

539
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:57,158
You bite your tongue.

540
00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:59,639
Oh, Bill,
I totally forgot to tell you.
I found your hat last night.

541
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:02,032
It is in
the 'lost and found'
box in my cabin.

542
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,818
There's been
a 'lost and found' box
the whole time?

543
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,689
The whole time!

544
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,865
Yeah, let's all
be upset with Lou
and forget what I did.

545
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:12,695
I'm coming, friend!

546
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:15,655
This is great news.
I guess we just burned
someone else's hat.

547
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,397
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

548
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,746
Sorry for your loss.

549
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:22,966
Seriously,
what happened here today?

550
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,620
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

551
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:29,320
[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]