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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎第5章

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‎好的 宝贝

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‎好啦 妈妈也爱你

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‎要听外婆的话哦 再见 宝贝

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‎拜拜

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‎艾丽卡以为你要去哪儿？

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‎一个僻静处安心写作

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‎瑞吉娜以为你要去哪儿？

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‎我跟她说要自己过个周末

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‎好吧

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‎-你还经常去北边吗？
‎-不常去了

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‎艾丽卡不太喜欢户外活动

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‎她害怕被蜱虫咬 然后患上莱姆病

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‎我们这是去哪？好玩的地方吗？

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‎你问题太多了

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‎等着看我的安排就好
‎保准给你一个惊喜

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‎好吧 你知道我喜欢惊喜

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‎我知道 所以我才特意安排了这个

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‎好吧

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‎别睁开眼 好吧？

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‎我们到了吗？

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‎可以睁眼了吗？

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‎嗯 现在可以了

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‎好的

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‎什么？

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‎什么？等一下

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‎等等 你把我搞糊涂了

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‎我们就这么贸然跑进去
‎跟人家打招呼吗？

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‎不是 我们要住这儿

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‎我在爱彼迎网站上租的

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‎但我要提醒你

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‎它的装潢风格
‎不像以前那么符合黑人审美了

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‎-是吗？
‎-但应该还是挺不错的

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‎天啊

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‎咱低调点 感觉有点奇怪 知道吗？

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‎是很奇怪啊

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‎看看前面的花园

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‎一点都没变

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‎好吧

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‎欢迎回到过去

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‎哇

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‎瞧这些奇奇怪怪的布料

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‎不是吧

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‎不要啊

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‎-搞什么？他们把这弄得像个殖民地
‎-不要

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‎看看这面料 亲爱的 你瞧这面料

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‎-有没有搞错？
‎-那又是什么？

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‎为什么咖啡桌上摆了只死猫？

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‎-天啊 我的厨房
‎-我可不要在那玩意上喝咖啡

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‎-他们都干了些什么啊？
‎-该死

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‎桌子怎么这么小？

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‎餐垫上怎么有红褐色的东西？

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‎真是疯了

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‎看看这幅垃圾

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‎在墙上挂了一只戴面具的狗

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‎这房间你也不会喜欢的

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‎平淡无奇

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‎但那不算什么 这扇门后面才是…

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‎-嗯？
‎-白人气息扑面而来

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‎请看

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‎不是吧

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‎简直是《法律与秩序
‎特殊受害者》的片场

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‎谁会在这种地方睡觉啊？

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‎见鬼 希望是小孩子

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‎这些玩具会活过来
‎趁我们睡觉时杀了我们

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‎比如这个 是吧？拿着刀…

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‎没事 我有枪呢

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‎我受不了了 我要离开这鬼地方

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‎别把我一个人丢在这儿啊

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‎我奶奶去世了

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‎-什么？
‎-是啊

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‎-真的吗？
‎-她不在了

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‎我可喜欢她了 她就像我亲奶奶一样

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‎我其实 其实 她也很喜欢你

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‎是啊 可恶

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‎她之前还问起你来着

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‎是啊 就在一个月前 最近的事

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‎见鬼 真遗憾

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‎没关系

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‎是啊

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‎听到他们在电话里说
‎“她快不行了”的时候

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‎我感觉真的很奇怪

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‎差不多是这情况…

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‎显然 我只能打开视频通话

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‎说：“嗨 奶奶 你还好吗？”

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‎感觉就好像她的躯壳还在
‎但灵魂已经离开了

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‎正走向另一个世界 我不知道…

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‎一周之后 她就去世了

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‎感觉真的很奇怪

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‎就有点像…

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‎-很奇怪 我懂
‎-一副空壳

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‎真的很难受 因为不能守在她的床前

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‎不能好好哭一场 跟她道别

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‎我不知道

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‎但是…是啊

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‎而且荒唐的是…

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‎那次通话还挺温情的 真的

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‎你知道奶奶笑起来是什么样的吧？

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‎-那样开怀大笑？
‎-是啊

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‎萝拉的笑声

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‎发自内心的笑 真的跟奶奶很像

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‎-感觉真好 因为…
‎-传承自你奶奶

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‎是吧？就好像说：“她虽然不在了

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‎但她仍然陪在我身边
‎陪在我孩子身边”

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‎-是啊 她依然活在我们心里
‎-知道吗？

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‎阿门

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‎是啊

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‎是啊

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‎她做的咖喱羊肉特别好吃

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‎是啊 我到现在还记得那滋味呢

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‎-那咖喱羊 鲜嫩可口
‎-天啊

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‎-肉都脱骨了 咬一口让人浑身酥软
‎-你学会做法了吗？

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‎-没有
‎-那问题可就大了 见鬼

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‎是啊 我搞砸了

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‎我现在就想吃

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‎奶奶！

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‎-她听着呢
‎-是啊

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‎你的新工作怎么样？

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‎新工作糟透了

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‎简直是…我不知道

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‎我恨死那工作了 我讨厌听人差遣

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‎我讨厌…

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‎讨厌自己像只逆来顺受的羊一样

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‎在格子间里面工作就是这样

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‎老板会说

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‎“嘿 你周一能早点来吗？”

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‎行啊

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‎“周末能加班吗？”

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‎不要呀

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‎真的是 天啊

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‎我们给它们食物

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‎就好像老板给我们支票一样

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‎这是你的支票 给

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‎我们就像这样
‎“来吧 我还得吃饭呢”

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‎就是…见识过另一个阶层的生活
‎再过那样的日子 太奇怪了

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‎成功人士的生活简直就是天堂

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‎而…一旦你不那么成功了

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‎就好像有个人从后面追上来

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‎拍拍你的肩膀说

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‎“你得去地狱待一会儿了”

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‎要是我没享受过天堂的生活
‎地狱也没那么可怕

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‎没错

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‎所以 我现在干着那份工作
‎就是过着地狱般的生活

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‎但它能给我买保险

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‎能帮我付账单

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‎那写作的事呢 你觉得你能…

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‎再开始吗？

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‎我不知道

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‎第二本书恶评如潮

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‎被人喷得一无是处…

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‎我不知道 也许…

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‎我都开始怀疑自己是个废物了

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‎不可能只相信夸赞之词

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‎而不去理会辱骂嘲讽

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‎经历过这些
‎我不想再把自己置于聚光灯下了

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‎所以…是啊

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‎我先做一段时间的羊吧

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‎我会怀念一些奇怪的事情

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‎比如说？

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‎比如…

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‎捡糖果的包装纸 还有毛巾

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‎现在我家里婴儿床
‎周围的地上到处都是

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‎你想过来帮忙捡吗？

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‎我们会感谢你的

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‎你老婆怎么样了？

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‎“艾丽卡”…还好吗？

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‎你干吗老提她的名字？感觉好奇怪

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‎-我不知道
‎-别逗了

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‎我必须提啊 理应如此

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‎-她挺好
‎-是吗？

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‎是啊

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‎“瑞吉娜”…还好吗？

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‎她挺好的

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‎挺好

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‎我不知道

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‎为什么我们的枕边人
‎都这么无趣啊？我的天

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‎你谈了那么多场恋爱

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‎然后遇见某个人

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‎你们没能走到最后

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‎之后你又邂逅其他人

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‎那人没有你前任的那些毛病

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‎你就会觉得：“这次能成”

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‎然而并非如此

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‎你会开始觉得：“等一下 该死！

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‎万一是因为我呢？
‎如果是我的问题呢？”

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‎绝对不是你

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‎不是你的问题

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‎感情路上总会有很多波折

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‎必须不断寻找 直到找到对的人

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‎那个愿意忍受你所有问题的人

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‎你俩感情怎么样？

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‎艾丽卡挺好的

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‎她…我不知道 她…

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‎很无趣

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‎不 她才不无趣呢

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‎只不过她不是你

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‎天啊 我们是坏人吗？

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‎老天爷啊 别这样

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‎-我知道 我就是说…
‎-打住 别说了

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‎好吧 我们之前聊过这事

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‎当时怎么说来着？

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‎我们不能说“那件事”

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‎否则我们会因为“那件事”翻脸

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‎不能翻脸

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‎不翻脸

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‎再说一次

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‎不翻脸

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‎不翻脸

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‎我从我的小店里给你带了点东西

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‎天啊

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‎（黑人古董）

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‎-我喜欢这个新标志
‎-是吗？

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‎是啊 瞧着很赞

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‎让我看看

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‎我的天…什么？

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‎我一直在找这个

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‎我知道 是初版印刷的哦

219
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,416
‎当然了 天啊

220
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,381
‎-谢谢 亲爱的
‎-不客气

221
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:40,668
‎天啊 我得说

222
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,920
‎你真的成功了

223
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,500
‎我真为你自豪

224
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,633
‎谢谢

225
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,828
‎你这句话对我很重要

226
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,575
‎不过 要低调…

227
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,881
‎我们在一起时 真的很难做到

228
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:59,828
‎因为我总是关注着你
‎你给自己设了那么多目标

229
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,456
‎并且一个个都实现了

230
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,581
‎反观我的人生 我不禁会想

231
00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:05,706
‎“我一事无成” 知道吗？

232
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:10,253
‎我想 我内心因此埋怨过你

233
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,630
‎但现在 我做出了成绩

234
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,788
‎也了解了成功会如何影响到一个人

235
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,875
‎你懂我的意思吗？
‎我看见了名利对人的影响

236
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,628
‎有一对…

237
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,378
‎在洛杉矶有一对夫妇 算是我的同行

238
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,878
‎不过他们专攻黑人纪念品

239
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,878
‎哦对 我好像听说过他们

240
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,458
‎是啊 他们烂透了

241
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,671
‎对 烂透了 狗眼看人低的混蛋

242
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,750
‎每次看见他们

243
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,083
‎他俩都摆出一副成功人士的嘴脸
‎假装不认识我

244
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,786
‎厉害了

245
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:42,165
‎瞧瞧你 盼着受人关注

246
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,210
‎好吧

247
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,001
‎我知道！就是啊

248
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,833
‎我之前都没意识到 我好胜心这么强

249
00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:50,626
‎该死 这种事
‎大家都会遇到的 好吧？

250
00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,248
‎-这是好事
‎-是啊

251
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,543
‎我也为你准备了东西

252
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,625
‎-是吗？
‎-对啊

253
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:00,631
‎好吧

254
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,333
‎没那么富有文学气息 但是…

255
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,326
‎我看看 谢谢

256
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:08,996
‎-能帮我拿一下吗？
‎-好

257
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,875
‎好的

258
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,328
‎-看啊…
‎-好吧 瞧这身衣服

259
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,456
‎-我们得快走 咱们走吧
‎-正经点！

260
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,383
‎厕所就在旁边 你可以进去试

261
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,288
‎你想要我去吗？

262
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,325
‎那得你自己拿主意

263
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:27,916
‎我满足你 我会…

264
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,540
‎-它可真好看
‎-是啊

265
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:34,325
‎-非常性感
‎-穿在你身上就更好看了

266
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,995
‎-好吧？快穿上
‎-好

267
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,041
‎好吧 行

268
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,960
‎等一下

269
00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:12,126
‎蒂尼斯！

270
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,038
‎需要帮忙吗？

271
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,495
‎过来一下行吗？

272
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,075
‎乐意效劳

273
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,210
‎-怎么了？
‎-卡住了

274
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,291
‎该死

275
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,955
‎太小了

276
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,581
‎-什么情况？
‎-你疯了吗？这码子也太小了

277
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,463
‎好吧 等等 看来得把它剪下来

278
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:36,381
‎-可恶
‎-别笑 现在别笑我

279
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,918
‎你以为我生过孩子
‎身材还跟以前一样吗？

280
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,040
‎真是疯了

281
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,745
‎-我不懂选码数
‎-我的天啊

282
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:43,673
‎我这样太滑稽了

283
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,460
‎咱俩以后绝对不能提这事

284
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:47,501
‎我觉得你还是很美啊

285
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,963
‎去它的 我们直接脱光衣服干吧

286
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,793
‎好 替我抱抱他

287
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,285
‎好 谢谢 好的 再见

288
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,001
‎一切还好吗？

289
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:09,708
‎贾斯汀正在出牙

290
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:13,248
‎是啊 所以他这会儿心情不大好

291
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,126
‎但你知道这种事的 天啊

292
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,170
‎有一个心得分享给你

293
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,753
‎你试过洋甘菊颗粒吗？

294
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,133
‎我都不知道那是什么东西

295
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,878
‎简直是灵丹妙药

296
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,208
‎只要把它涂抹在宝宝的牙龈上…

297
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,458
‎-问题就解决了
‎-好吧

298
00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,421
‎-试试
‎-我会尽快转达这事的

299
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,920
‎对 快告诉她吧

300
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:34,631
‎他现在多大了？

301
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,878
‎刚满两岁

302
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,543
‎刚过完生日 我妈送了他一辆车

303
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,168
‎什么类型的车？

304
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,210
‎-别急 我知道听起来很扯
‎-是很扯啊

305
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:48,171
‎-不是 我妈住在一户人家隔壁
‎-好吧

306
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,670
‎他们家孩子有辆儿童玩具汽车

307
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,580
‎好吧

308
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:55,126
‎我妈这人什么都爱跟人比较…

309
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,038
‎是吗？

310
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:59,415
‎…所以她决定
‎也要给贾斯汀买一辆儿童玩具车

311
00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:01,076
‎所以 我一回家

312
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,543
‎那小家伙就开着辆宝宝奥迪车
‎过来停在我面前

313
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,455
‎那…别 别说了

314
00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,791
‎好吗？车窗还上了色呢

315
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:09,995
‎你妈也太夸张了

316
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,753
‎他按一下按钮 车窗下去了

317
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,075
‎他探出头来说

318
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,746
‎“妈 你怎么没有奥迪？”

319
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,705
‎-还是那种挑衅的语气
‎-他太没礼貌了

320
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:24,251
‎-好像在说：“什么？怎么回事？”
‎-他太没礼貌了

321
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,583
‎-天啊 真是要疯了
‎-天啊

322
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,750
‎萝拉特别喜欢拖拉机

323
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,333
‎天啊

324
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,706
‎我也不知道是怎么回事
‎就是有次我带她去摘草莓

325
00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:36,831
‎过程中需要坐进一辆拖拉机

326
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,746
‎我只知道现在
‎如果我不让她看完BBC出品的

327
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,583
‎30分钟拖拉机纪录片

328
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:47,286
‎我就休想让她穿上外套出门

329
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:50,495
‎-那片子简直无聊透顶
‎-真是莫名其妙

330
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:53,828
‎也许她长大以后想当农民什么的吧

331
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,076
‎听起来她长大了跟我会是一家人

332
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:56,996
‎是啊

333
00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,751
‎-真令人兴奋
‎-那就太好了

334
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:00,833
‎天啊

335
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,788
‎真不敢相信我们居然在以前的家里

336
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,286
‎交流彼此跟孩子斗智斗勇的故事

337
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,455
‎天啊 真的是

338
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,291
‎-是啊
‎-天呐

339
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,245
‎太神奇了

340
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,915
‎我总在想贾斯汀出生的第一年

341
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:18,998
‎太难熬了

342
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:22,126
‎每天都像打仗一样

343
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,880
‎但我至少有战友跟我并肩作战

344
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:26,958
‎是啊

345
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,251
‎真不知道你一个人是怎么过来的

346
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,173
‎是啊

347
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,710
‎老实说 有时候我也不知道

348
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,501
‎很难 真的很难

349
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:42,038
‎但同时我又很享受
‎独自承担这一切 你知道吗？

350
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:48,415
‎我也经历过特别难熬的时期
‎和地狱般的夜晚 但是…

351
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,881
‎在某些时刻…

352
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,285
‎怎么说呢…

353
00:19:56,625 --> 00:20:00,745
‎我内心会闪过这样的念头
‎如果是我俩一起带孩子

354
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:04,748
‎那…两个人说说笑笑地

355
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,833
‎这一切就不那么困难了 你知道吗？

356
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,500
‎-是啊
‎-可是…

357
00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,786
‎很抱歉 我没在你身边逗你开心

358
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,750
‎没关系

359
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:23,786
‎是什么让你决定要孩子的？

360
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,375
‎你什么时候开始不再害怕了？

361
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:28,381
‎我从来没有停止过害怕

362
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,708
‎-好吧
‎-我还是怕得要死

363
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,455
‎怎么说呢 我就是…

364
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:40,381
‎终于鼓起勇气跨出了那一步

365
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,916
‎但要不是经历了
‎我们之前发生的那些事

366
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,745
‎我不知道自己会不会做到这一步

367
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:48,713
‎是啊

368
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:59,785
‎-好吧 如果你…
‎-嗯？说吧

369
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,248
‎-假如说…
‎-什么？

370
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:05,423
‎…我们在一个派对上

371
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,036
‎-麦斯威尔在演奏
‎-我超爱他

372
00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,166
‎你不认识我…

373
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,130
‎我也不认识你

374
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,080
‎然后我邀你跟我约会

375
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,288
‎你会答应吗？

376
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:22,578
‎会

377
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,875
‎我当时答应了 现在也会

378
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:29,748
‎是啊 但当时我更光芒四射

379
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,538
‎我炙手可热

380
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,415
‎而现在 我跟普通人没什么区别

381
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:45,786
‎做个普通人有什么不好？

382
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:48,575
‎哪里都不好

383
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,290
‎我看了你的婚礼

384
00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,416
‎什么意思？

385
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,380
‎照片墙快拍上弹出了你的婚礼视频

386
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,875
‎-真的假的？
‎-真的

387
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,128
‎你知道我们有多少共同好友吗？

388
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:11,878
‎-数不清 好吧？
‎-太可怕了

389
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:14,458
‎整整一天 我都在观看你的婚礼

390
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,131
‎天啊 太糟糕了 真对不起

391
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,288
‎不用

392
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,535
‎-只有一个问题…
‎-什么？

393
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,875
‎…你跟别人结婚
‎为什么大家都那么高兴？

394
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,995
‎一个个的跳滑步舞跳得满头大汗

395
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:28,923
‎说着…

396
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,420
‎终于 她找到了归宿

397
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,960
‎找到了与她相配的人

398
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:40,581
‎-我心想：“妈的！可恶”
‎-见鬼

399
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,826
‎餐饮服务团队
‎还是咱俩婚礼上的那个 挺好

400
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:46,126
‎-哦不 我太过分了
‎-我心想：“不是吧？”

401
00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,668
‎我很过意不去

402
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,580
‎但那饭菜太好吃了 我抵挡不住诱惑

403
00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:50,876
‎我知道好吃啊

404
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:53,168
‎我到现在还会梦到蜂蜜黄油焖鸡呢

405
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,080
‎太好吃了

406
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:57,246
‎我和艾丽卡的婚礼也想请他们来
‎但他们没档期了

407
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,078
‎-所以在那天之后…
‎-怎么？

408
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,576
‎…我就不上社交媒体了

409
00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:06,036
‎我心想：“去它的
‎我要换成翻盖手机”

410
00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:08,665
‎知道吗？听起来还是很疯狂…
‎是好的那种疯狂

411
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,460
‎但你那么做 我还是挺意外的

412
00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:13,831
‎我看着艾丽卡 心想
‎“这贱人抢走了我的梦中情人”

413
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:16,706
‎这我就不好说了
‎那梦后来演变成了噩梦…

414
00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:17,751
‎是吗？

415
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,253
‎…因为翻盖手机屁用没有

416
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,713
‎我没法查看天气
‎开车也没法用手机导航

417
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:24,628
‎什么也做不了

418
00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:26,628
‎所以她才叫我买个智能手机

419
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:29,128
‎可她不在的时候你怎么办？

420
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,458
‎我得搞清楚怎么跟人拼车

421
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,501
‎因为这翻盖手机也帮不上忙

422
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,543
‎我只好上网搜 找到了一个公司

423
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,825
‎名叫…

424
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,035
‎叫“出发吧爷爷” 好吗？

425
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,285
‎是面向老年人的驾驶服务

426
00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,793
‎拨打这个号码
‎电话那头就有一个男人说

427
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:53,785
‎“蒂尼斯！你在哪？”

428
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,705
‎“你想去哪儿？”

429
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,880
‎我告诉他们我的位置

430
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,498
‎他们开车过来
‎还以为我会是个像《227》剧里

431
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:03,423
‎-那样的老女人
‎-好吧

432
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,540
‎而我闻着像个吸大麻的黑妹

433
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:09,125
‎穿着复古版乔丹鞋坐上车

434
00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:11,995
‎他们一脸
‎“你怎么不用优步叫车”的表情…

435
00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:14,626
‎太奇怪了

436
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,326
‎-太荒唐了
‎-天啊

437
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,001
‎-你知道歌词对吧？
‎-知道

438
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:40,035
‎嘿

439
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:48,711
‎蹲低

440
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,080
‎要我拉你起来吗 亲爱的？

441
00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:12,076
‎嘿

442
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,670
‎该死 你得…

443
00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:32,035
‎我们来跳那段

444
00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,785
‎什么？等一下

445
00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,496
‎我不知道这里怎么跳

446
00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:57,578
‎你笑什么？

447
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:58,536
‎我就是…

448
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:02,245
‎我喜欢像这样相处
‎你对我再也没有任何隐瞒

449
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,883
‎我才不会跟你隐瞒什么呢

450
00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:06,328
‎我俩已经不是夫妻了 好吧？

451
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:08,876
‎我会开开心心地
‎在床上吃掉这块巧克力派

452
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:11,248
‎-我这儿还有酸味软糖呢
‎-你当然有了

453
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:12,503
‎你要来一口吗？

454
00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,173
‎-好啊 来吧
‎-好

455
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,290
‎这一炉做得不错

456
00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:18,286
‎-天啊
‎-是吧？

457
00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:20,325
‎-你用微波炉加热了？
‎-当然

458
00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:21,876
‎我知道巧克力派该怎么吃

459
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,418
‎真好吃

460
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:31,075
‎知道吗？奇怪的是…

461
00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:36,253
‎我们俩现在这样 我感觉好放松

462
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,166
‎我也是

463
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,878
‎也许因为我们终于卸下了面具吧

464
00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:48,578
‎知道吗？就是 卸下心防

465
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,126
‎真好

466
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:54,828
‎只是暂时的

467
00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,380
‎因为

468
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,785
‎等到周一

469
00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,285
‎“一切就会回归日常”

470
00:27:10,916 --> 00:27:12,326
‎我当初不该闹离婚对吗？

471
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,420
‎什么？别这样 过来

472
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,670
‎不 别那么想

473
00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:21,878
‎你做了对自己来说正确的选择

474
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:23,956
‎我也做了我的

475
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:32,826
‎就是我有时会担心

476
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:35,956
‎我们这样的关系能维持多久？

477
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,710
‎知道吗？

478
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,495
‎要继续这样下去 直到被发现吗？

479
00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:45,458
‎我不知道 我就是…

480
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,253
‎害怕最后会闹得很僵

481
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,710
‎嘿 我们别想那么多

482
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:58,330
‎我理解你 我懂你 但我们别多想

483
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:01,166
‎好好享受这一刻 好吗？

484
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:05,915
‎我们就是两个坏女人
‎躺在这些老年人的屋子里

485
00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:07,745
‎好吗？

486
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:11,043
‎不远处的房间里还有五百只泰迪熊

487
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,535
‎一切都是如此美好

488
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:18,996
‎是啊

489
00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:28,753
‎一切都如此美好

490
00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:10,916
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