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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎第 5 章

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‎好，寶貝

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‎好，媽咪也愛妳

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‎要乖乖聽外婆的話，掰掰，寶貝

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‎掰掰

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‎艾瑞卡以為妳去哪？

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‎她以為我去參加作家靜修會

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‎雷吉娜以為妳去哪？

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‎我跟她說我需要一個週末靜一靜

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‎了解

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‎-妳還常跑郊區嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎艾瑞卡不太喜歡戶外活動

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‎她怕被蜱蟲咬，害她得萊姆病

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‎我們要去哪？很厲害的地方嗎？

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‎妳問太多了

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‎跟我走就對了，這是驚喜

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‎好吧，妳知道我愛驚喜

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‎我知道，特別為妳準備的

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‎好喔

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‎眼睛閉好啦

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‎到了沒？

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‎可以張開了嗎？

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‎張開吧

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‎好

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‎什麼？

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‎什麼啦？等一下

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‎等一下，我不懂

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‎就這樣闖進去說聲嗨什麼的嗎？

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‎沒啦，我們就住這裡

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‎這裡現在變民宿了

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‎不過我要先提醒妳

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‎裝潢跟以前的黑人風格差很多

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‎-是喔
‎-不過住一下還是滿酷的

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‎天哪

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‎是說感覺有點小怪

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‎是有點怪

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‎看看這個前院

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‎都沒變耶

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‎好的

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‎歡迎來到過去

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‎哇

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‎這些織物也太怪了吧

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‎不會吧

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‎不會吧

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‎-搞屁喔，是被殖民了吧
‎-不會吧

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‎寶貝，妳看看這些織物

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‎-搞什麼？
‎-那是什麼東西？

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‎咖啡桌上擺什麼死貓？

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‎-天哪，我的廚房
‎-我才不要在上面喝咖啡

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‎-他們幹了什麼好事？
‎-可惡

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‎這桌子怎麼這麼小？

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‎餐墊用什麼紅褐色？

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‎太扯了

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‎看看這鬼玩意

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‎天殺的狗狗掛圖，還戴著口罩

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‎那裡妳也一定看不下去

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‎超爆無聊

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‎這還不是最鳥的，這扇門後面…

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‎-怎樣？
‎-白人到不行

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‎請享用

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‎不會吧

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‎活像在拍《法網遊龍：特案組》

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‎這是要給誰睡？

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‎靠，希望是小朋友

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‎它們會趁我們睡著活起來殺了我們

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‎像這隻，高舉刀子…

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‎沒關係，我沒錢

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‎我不行了，我要閃了

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‎別把我一個人丟在這裡

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‎我外婆過世了

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‎-什麼？
‎-對啊

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‎-是喔
‎-她走了

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‎我好愛她，她就像我親外婆

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‎真的，她也好愛妳

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‎真是的

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‎她有問起妳

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‎差不多一個月前走的，最近的事

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‎靠，很遺憾

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‎沒關係

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‎是啊

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‎感覺好怪，他們那時打電話給我說

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‎“她沒剩多少時間了”

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‎之類的

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‎我跟她視訊通話

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‎我說：“嗨，外婆，妳好嗎？”

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‎感覺她人在那裡，靈魂卻不在

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‎好像進入了某種狀態…

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‎之後大概一個禮拜左右就過世了

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‎感覺真的好怪

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‎有點…

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‎-對，很怪
‎-空虛

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‎很難熬，因為跟大家離很遠

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‎沒辦法一起哀悼

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‎不曉得

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‎不過呢…

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‎神奇的是…

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‎其實滿窩心的，真的

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‎妳知道外婆的笑聲吧？

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‎-她那大笑聲？
‎-知道

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‎蘿拉笑起來

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‎她大笑的時候，跟外婆一模一樣

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‎-感覺滿好的
‎-她遺傳到了

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‎是吧？感覺就像“對，她走了

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‎但看到我的寶貝
‎彷彿她還在我身邊，透過我的寶貝”

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‎-對啊，她仍然與我們同在
‎-對啊

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‎阿們

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‎對啊

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‎真的

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‎媽啊，她做的咖哩羊肉超好吃的

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‎真的，我還記得她的羊肉

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‎-超嫩的咖哩羊肉
‎-媽啊

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‎-骨頭一碰就掉，有夠銷魂的
‎-妳有學會怎麼煮嗎？

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‎-沒有
‎-毀了，可惡

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‎就是啊，可惡

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‎我現在超想吃的

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‎外婆！

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‎-她在那裡
‎-對啊

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‎妳的新工作怎麼樣？

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‎新工作爛透了

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‎真的是…我也不知道

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‎煩死了，我討厭要對某人交代

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‎我討厭…

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‎我討厭當一隻羊

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‎上班族就是一隻羊

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‎老闆說

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‎“喂，週一早點來上班？”

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‎是

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‎“週末來上班？”

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‎不

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‎我說真的

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‎餵羊吃的食物

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‎就像我們的薪水

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‎這是你的薪水，吃吧

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‎我們就“走吧，總要餵飽肚子”

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‎感覺超怪的
‎尤其當你體驗過另一種生活

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‎功成名就就像上天堂

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‎而當成功消失後

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‎感覺就像有人來到你身後

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‎拍拍你的肩膀說

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‎“你要下地獄待一陣子”

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‎如果沒見識過天堂
‎地獄就不會感覺那麼糟糕

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‎真的

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‎我現在做那份工作
‎感覺就像身在地獄

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‎不過呢，至少這工作有提供保險

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‎我也可以維生

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‎那妳的書呢，妳覺得妳還能…

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‎再開始寫嗎？

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‎我不知道耶

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‎第二本書慘遭惡評後

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‎人們說那只是個屁

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‎不曉得，可能…

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‎我也開始覺得自己只是個屁

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‎你不可能只信他人的讚美

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‎不信他人的批評

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‎搞得我不想再踏出去

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‎所以囉

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‎我會當一隻羊一陣子

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‎我會想念奇怪的東西

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‎比如說？

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‎比如…

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‎收拾糖果包裝和毛巾

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‎我家地板現在一大堆

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‎歡迎來我家幫忙收拾

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‎我們會大感謝

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‎妳的生活怎麼樣？

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‎那個“艾瑞卡”怎麼樣？

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‎妳幹嘛老用怪腔怪調講她的名字

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‎-不知道
‎-煩耶

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‎一定要的，我的責任

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‎-她很好
‎-是喔？

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‎對啊

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‎那“雷吉娜”怎麼樣？

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‎她不錯

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‎她不錯

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‎不知道

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‎為什麼我們應該扮演的角色
‎一定要那麼無聊？

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‎談了幾段感情

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‎遇上某個人

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‎最後走不下去

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‎然後又遇上別的人

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‎她沒有上一個人那些問題

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‎妳心想：“這次可以的”

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‎然後又覺得不太合

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‎妳開始覺得：“靠，等等

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‎萬一我才是那個有問題的人呢？”

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‎絕對不是妳

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‎妳不是那個有問題的人

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‎感情很難搞

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‎尋尋覓覓，只為找到那個

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‎願意忍受妳的難搞的人

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‎妳的那個人怎麼樣？

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‎艾瑞卡很好

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‎她…我不知道，她…

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‎很無聊

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‎沒啦，她這人不無聊

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‎只是她不是妳

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‎我們是不是很壞？

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‎天哪，別這樣

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‎-我知道，我只是說…
‎-好了，停下來

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‎這問題我們談過了

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‎我們是怎麼說的？

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‎我們不能聊“那件事”

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‎不然“那件事”會害我們鑽牛角尖

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‎不鑽牛角尖

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‎不鑽牛角尖

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‎再說一次

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‎不鑽牛角尖

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‎不鑽牛角尖

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‎來，我從店裡帶了個小東西送妳

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‎我的媽啊

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‎（黑色古董店）

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‎-我喜歡這個新商標
‎-是嗎？

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‎對啊，看起來很不賴

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‎來看看

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‎我的天，什麼東西？

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‎我一直在找這個耶

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‎我知道，這是初版

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‎當然了，天哪

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‎-謝謝妳，寶貝
‎-不客氣

221
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:40,668
‎媽啊，我得說

222
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,920
‎妳真的辦到了

223
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,500
‎我為妳感到驕傲

224
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,633
‎謝謝

225
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,828
‎聽妳這麼說對我意義重大

226
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,575
‎不過我要說

227
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,881
‎我們還在一起時，真的五味雜陳

228
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:59,828
‎我在旁邊看著妳，妳有妳的目標

229
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,456
‎妳也一一達成

230
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,581
‎我回頭看自己人生心想

231
00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:05,706
‎“我一事無成”，妳知道嗎？

232
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:10,253
‎我想一部分的我因此而怨恨妳

233
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,630
‎不過現在我有了些成就

234
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,788
‎我明白了妳那時的感受

235
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,875
‎懂我意思嗎？我知道那種感覺

236
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,628
‎有一對…

237
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,378
‎洛杉磯有一對夫婦
‎跟我做的是類似的東西

238
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,878
‎但他們專門在做黑人古董文物

239
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,878
‎有，我好像聽過他們

240
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,458
‎媽的他們超爛的

241
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,671
‎超爛的，一整個大爛人

242
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,750
‎每次遇到他們

243
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,083
‎都不知道在高傲什麼
‎好像不認識我的樣子

244
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,786
‎靠

245
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:42,165
‎看看妳，覺得應該被認出來囉

246
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,210
‎好樣的

247
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,001
‎我知道！

248
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,833
‎我沒想到自己會這麼好勝

249
00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:50,626
‎靠，大家都這樣好不好

250
00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,248
‎-這是好事
‎-是啊

251
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,543
‎我也有東西要送妳

252
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,665
‎-是喔？
‎-對啊，起來

253
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:00,631
‎好的

254
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,333
‎沒那麼文青，不過呢…

255
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,326
‎我看看，謝謝妳

256
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:08,996
‎-幫我拿一下好嗎？
‎-好

257
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,875
‎好吧，很好

258
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,328
‎-看吧
‎-看看這傢伙

259
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,456
‎-說要放鬆，就來放鬆吧
‎-好好放鬆吧

260
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,383
‎想試穿的話，浴室在那裡

261
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,288
‎要我試穿嗎？

262
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,325
‎看妳囉

263
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:27,916
‎我來滿足妳的願望

264
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,290
‎-這傢伙超可愛的啦
‎-是吧

265
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,325
‎-好貼身
‎-穿在妳身上會更可愛

266
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,995
‎-穿穿看吧
‎-好

267
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,041
‎好，來

268
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,960
‎等一下

269
00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:12,126
‎戴妮絲！

270
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,038
‎需要幫忙嗎？

271
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,495
‎妳來一下好嗎？

272
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,075
‎很樂意

273
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,210
‎-怎麼了？
‎-卡住了

274
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,291
‎我的媽

275
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,955
‎太小了啦

276
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:31,001
‎-什麼鬼？
‎-妳瘋囉，這小到爆

277
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,463
‎好，等一下，可能要剪開才行

278
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:36,381
‎-靠
‎-不准笑，不要笑我

279
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,918
‎妳以為我現在身材
‎還跟生小孩前一樣嗎？

280
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,040
‎誇張耶

281
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,745
‎-我不懂尺寸什麼鬼的
‎-天哪

282
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:43,673
‎我看起來超搞笑

283
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,460
‎永遠不准講起這件事

284
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:47,501
‎在我眼裡妳還是超正

285
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,963
‎管他的，脫光光直接來吧

286
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,793
‎好，幫我抱他一下

287
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,285
‎好，謝謝，掰

288
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,001
‎沒事吧？

289
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:09,708
‎賈斯汀在長乳牙

290
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:13,248
‎沒錯，所以他現在一點都不快樂

291
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,126
‎妳懂這些鳥事吧，天哪

292
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,170
‎跟妳分享個小訣竅

293
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,753
‎妳試過洋甘菊顆粒劑嗎？

294
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,133
‎聽都沒聽說過

295
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,878
‎根本是上天的禮物

296
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,208
‎只要輕輕擦在寶寶的牙齦上…

297
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,458
‎-一切搞定
‎-了解

298
00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,421
‎-試試看
‎-我馬上傳訊息過去

299
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,920
‎沒錯

300
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:34,631
‎他現在幾歲？

301
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,878
‎剛滿兩歲

302
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,543
‎剛過生日，我媽送他一台車

303
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,168
‎送什麼車啊？

304
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,210
‎-等一下，我知道聽起來超誇張
‎-超誇張的

305
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:48,171
‎-不是，我媽家隔壁住了一家人
‎-對

306
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,670
‎他們家小孩有台小電動車

307
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,580
‎好的

308
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:55,126
‎我媽這人什麼都要比

309
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,038
‎是喔

310
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:59,415
‎所以她決定也買台電動車給賈斯汀

311
00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:01,076
‎我回到家

312
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,543
‎小傢伙開著一台小奧迪來到我面前

313
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,455
‎實在是…真是的

314
00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,791
‎車窗還貼了隔熱紙

315
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:09,995
‎妳媽也太誇張

316
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,753
‎他按下一個按鈕，車窗降了下來

317
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,075
‎他伸出頭來說

318
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,746
‎“媽，妳為什麼沒開奧迪車？”

319
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,705
‎-聲音還自帶重低音
‎-也太沒禮貌

320
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:24,251
‎-我心想：“現在是怎樣？”
‎-也太沒禮貌了吧

321
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,583
‎-天哪，有夠誇張的啦
‎-媽啊

322
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,750
‎蘿拉超愛拖拉機

323
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,333
‎我的天

324
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,706
‎我不知道怎麼會這樣
‎有次我帶她去採草莓

325
00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:36,831
‎碰巧坐了拖拉機

326
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,746
‎後來要想讓她穿上外套

327
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,583
‎走出家門

328
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:47,286
‎就得給她看
‎30分鐘的BBC拖拉機紀錄片

329
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:51,125
‎-那節目無聊到炸
‎-好無厘頭

330
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:53,828
‎她長大可能想當農夫之類的吧

331
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,076
‎看來她長大會跟妳一個樣

332
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:56,996
‎對啊

333
00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,751
‎-好期待
‎-那就太棒了

334
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:00,833
‎天哪

335
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,788
‎不敢相信我們竟然坐在我倆曾經的家

336
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,286
‎分享各自的育兒奮鬥紀錄

337
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,455
‎真的

338
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,291
‎-真的
‎-天哪

339
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,245
‎神奇

340
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,915
‎我一直在想賈斯汀剛出生那年

341
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:18,998
‎有夠難熬

342
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:22,126
‎每天都像在打仗

343
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,880
‎但至少身邊有人跟我一起上戰場

344
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:26,958
‎對啊

345
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,251
‎真不知道妳一個人是怎麼熬過來的

346
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,173
‎是啊

347
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,710
‎老實說有時候連我自己都不知道

348
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,501
‎很難熬，超難熬

349
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:42,038
‎但同時我也滿喜歡只有我自己的

350
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:48,415
‎有煎熬的白天、超煎熬的晚上…

351
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,881
‎也有一些時刻…

352
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,285
‎不曉得

353
00:19:56,625 --> 00:20:00,745
‎會有種念頭，如果我們一起面對

354
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:04,748
‎就可以…一起笑著度過

355
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,833
‎可能就不會那麼難熬

356
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,500
‎-嗯
‎-不過呢…

357
00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,786
‎很抱歉我沒能陪妳笑著度過

358
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,750
‎沒關係

359
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:23,786
‎話說是什麼讓妳決定要個小孩的？

360
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,375
‎妳什麼時候不再害怕了？

361
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:28,381
‎我應該沒有不再害怕

362
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,708
‎-好的
‎-我現在還是怕得要死

363
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,455
‎不曉得耶，我就是…

364
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:40,381
‎終於鼓起勇氣往下跳

365
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,916
‎但如果沒經歷過我們之前那一段

366
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,745
‎我應該也辦法跨出這一步

367
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:48,713
‎嗯

368
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:59,785
‎-好，問妳個假設問題
‎-好啊

369
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,248
‎-假如…
‎-怎樣？

370
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:05,423
‎我們現在在派對上

371
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,036
‎-麥斯威爾在表演
‎-愛死他了

372
00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,166
‎妳不認識我

373
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,130
‎我也不認識妳

374
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,080
‎我開口邀妳出去

375
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,288
‎妳會答應嗎？

376
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:22,578
‎會

377
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,875
‎之前答應，現在也會

378
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:29,748
‎但那時的我比較耀眼

379
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,538
‎即將大放異采

380
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,415
‎現在的我就跟一般路人沒兩樣

381
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:45,786
‎跟一般路人沒兩樣有什麼不好？

382
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:48,575
‎都不好

383
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,290
‎話說我看過妳的婚禮

384
00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,416
‎什麼意思？

385
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,380
‎滑IG的時候跳出來的

386
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,875
‎-真的假的？
‎-真的

387
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,128
‎妳知道我們有多少共同朋友嗎？

388
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:11,878
‎-上百萬好嗎？
‎-糟糕

389
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:14,458
‎我看了一整天，從頭看到尾

390
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,131
‎天哪，太糟糕了，對不起

391
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,288
‎不會啦

392
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,535
‎-我唯一想問的是
‎-什麼？

393
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,875
‎為什麼妳嫁給別人，大家嗨成那樣？

394
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,995
‎他們跳滑步舞跳到整個大噴汗

395
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:28,923
‎一邊聊著…

396
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,420
‎終於等到這一天

397
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,960
‎她找到了適合她的人

398
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:40,581
‎-我心想：“媽的咧！”
‎-靠

399
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,826
‎而且妳還找了同一家外燴

400
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:46,126
‎-天哪，我好愧疚
‎-我心想：“真的假的？”

401
00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,668
‎我好愧疚

402
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,580
‎但那家做的餐點實在太好吃了

403
00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:50,876
‎我知道很好吃

404
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:53,168
‎我做夢都還夢到他們的蜂蜜奶油雞

405
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,080
‎超好吃的

406
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:57,246
‎我和艾瑞卡結婚本來想找他們
‎但被訂走了

407
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,078
‎-所以在那天之後
‎-怎樣？

408
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,576
‎我關掉了所有社群網站

409
00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:06,036
‎我心想：“去你媽的
‎我要換用掀蓋手機”

410
00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:08,665
‎我到現在還是覺得很誇張
‎沒有不好啦

411
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,460
‎妳竟然願意有小孩

412
00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:13,831
‎我看著艾瑞卡，心想
‎“媽的這賤貨偷了我的夢想”

413
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:16,706
‎但夢想最後變一場惡夢

414
00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:17,751
‎是喔？

415
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,253
‎因為掀蓋手機超級沒屁用

416
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,713
‎我沒辦法查天氣、沒辦法用導航

417
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:24,628
‎什麼都沒辦法做

418
00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:26,628
‎所以她要我換回智慧型手機

419
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:29,128
‎那她不在旁邊的時候妳怎麼辦？

420
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,458
‎我得想辦法搞定叫車這檔事

421
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,501
‎因為掀蓋手機完全沒這功能

422
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,543
‎所以我上網找了一家公司

423
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,825
‎叫做…

424
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,035
‎叫做“老爺爺衝啊”

425
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,285
‎給老人家用的叫車服務

426
00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,793
‎打他們的服務專線
‎電話那頭那傢伙說

427
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:53,785
‎“戴妮絲！妳在哪裡？

428
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,705
‎妳要去哪裡？”

429
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,880
‎我說了我在哪

430
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,498
‎他們開車來
‎肯定以為我會是影集《227》裡

431
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:03,423
‎-那種老女人
‎-對啊

432
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,540
‎我渾身大麻味

433
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:09,125
‎腳踩喬丹復刻鞋上了車

434
00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:11,995
‎他們說：“賤貨，幹嘛不叫優步…”

435
00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:14,626
‎超怪的

436
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,326
‎-超扯
‎-天哪

437
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,001
‎-妳知道歌詞吧？
‎-我知道

438
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:40,035
‎嘿

439
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:48,711
‎下去

440
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,080
‎需要扶妳起來嗎，寶貝？

441
00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:12,076
‎嘿

442
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,670
‎靠，這裡要…

443
00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:32,035
‎要這樣

444
00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,785
‎怎樣？等一下

445
00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,496
‎我不知道怎麼跳

446
00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:57,578
‎妳笑什麼？

447
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:58,536
‎沒啦

448
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:02,245
‎我喜歡妳在我面前不用再藏東藏西的

449
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,883
‎沒這個必要吧

450
00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:06,328
‎我們已經不是夫妻了，好嗎？

451
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:08,876
‎我會開開心心在床上吃巧克力派

452
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:11,248
‎-那裡還有軟糖
‎-當然了

453
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:12,503
‎靠，要不要來一口？

454
00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,173
‎-好啊，管他的
‎-好

455
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,290
‎好東西

456
00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:18,286
‎-天哪
‎-沒錯

457
00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:20,325
‎-妳用微波爐加熱？
‎-當然

458
00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:21,876
‎我知道該怎麼吃巧克力派

459
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,418
‎好吃耶

460
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:31,075
‎妳知道怪的是什麼嗎？

461
00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:36,253
‎自從我們開始這麼做後
‎我覺得好放鬆

462
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,166
‎我也是

463
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,878
‎可能是因為我們終於摘下了面具

464
00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:48,578
‎是吧？放下了防衛

465
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,126
‎很舒服

466
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:54,828
‎暫時的

467
00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,380
‎因為呢

468
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,785
‎到了星期一，我們就

469
00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,285
‎“回歸日常作息”

470
00:27:10,916 --> 00:27:12,326
‎我當初是否該再堅持一下？

471
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,420
‎什麼啦？過來

472
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,670
‎沒有，別這麼想

473
00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:21,878
‎妳做了對自己最好的選擇

474
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:23,956
‎我也做了對自己最好的選擇

475
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:32,826
‎只是我有時會擔心

476
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:35,956
‎我們可以這樣多久？

477
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,710
‎知道嗎？

478
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,495
‎就這樣繼續下去直到被抓到？

479
00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:45,458
‎不知道，我只是…

480
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,253
‎害怕最後沒有好結果

481
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,710
‎嘿，我們不要這樣

482
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:58,330
‎我懂妳的意思，但我們不要這樣

483
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:01,166
‎就這一刻，好嗎？

484
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:05,915
‎兩個壞女人窩在老人家的房子裡

485
00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:07,745
‎好嗎？

486
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:11,043
‎房子一角堆了五百隻泰迪熊

487
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,535
‎一切都很美好

488
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:18,996
‎是啊

489
00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:28,753
‎一切都很美好

490
00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:10,916
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