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You're having
some beers in the barn

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with your pals
the other day...

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So, have you figured out
what you're gonna do

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as first act of Ag Hall
President there, super shoots?

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You're looking at it,
pea shoots.

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No, he's talking about
a charitable act, big shooter.

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We'll advise you there,
shoots and ladders.

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We'll be your team,

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‐half court shooter.
‐K.

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Like when Obamas
became president,

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he started
bringing troops home.

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Oh, is that what he did?

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Or when Trudeau
became Prime Minister,

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he started bringing
refugees over.

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Oh, did he do that?

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Whatever you do, just make
sure peoples know about it.

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Yeah, like you're gonna want
to have somebody

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come down from the paper,
take a photo of it.

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‐Tweet a tweet, snap a chat.
‐Why?

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Well, if it's not
in the papers

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or on the Internets,
it's pretty much worthless.

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DARYL: You know what I think,
we should almost be

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snapping a chat
about us talking about doing

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‐the charitables right now.
‐Pump the brakes.

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Now, am I doing
the charitables

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for the charity's gain
or my own?

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Well, you do the charitables
for the charity,

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but the whole point
of doing the charitables

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is that people think
you're a good guy

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for being charitable.

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Yeah, behaving charitably,

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you'll have
people saying, like,

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‐"Oh, he's a good guy."
‐"Oh, he's a real good guy."

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‐"Oh, he's a great guy."
‐No!

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I think you have had
too much sugar cereal.

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The whole point
of doing the charitables

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is to help the charity
and to make you feel good,

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not look good. Figure it out.

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Yeah, but it feels good
to have people call you

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a real good guy.
You figure it out.

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Oh, it feels even gooder
when someone says

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you're a great guy.
You figure it out.

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You want to do a charitable?

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Drive into town
first thing in the morning,

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dead of winter,
after a fresh snow fall.

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Shovel a handful
of folks' driveways

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before they wake up.

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No one does a tweet.
Feels fuckin' sweet.

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Also, it's a substantial
core workout,

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from what I've been told.

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Or if you're done
doing hay for the day,

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drive on over
to someone's place

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that isn't done
doing hay for the day,

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cut their grass
or something like that.

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No one snaps a chat.
Go fuck your hat.

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Or couldn't you
just help them do hay?

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‐But gets a photo.
‐You're gonna need a photo.

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You wanna know what?

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No one likes
a preachy Patrick,

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but you are pissing
on the seat here.

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Well, no one likes
an impracticals Pete.

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No one likes
an unprepared Paul.

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Or if you're a woman,

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no one likes
an unproductive Pams.

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Or an improper Pippa.

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No one likes
a pestering Preston.

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Or if you're a woman, no one
likes a patronizing Peggy.

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Trust me, good buddies,

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any charitables act,
big or small,

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is an act wasted if your face
ain't attached to it.

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‐Any charitable act?
‐Any charitables act.

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Well, then come on, Dan.
Let's drive into town.

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We'll let the dog
drop a shit on Main Street

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and snap a chat
of you picking it up.

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Good?

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Pitter‐patter!

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Choice work, super chief.

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Oh, there's your lipstick.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hey, 19! Nice stats, no stats.

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Scored 40 genos in the dub,
one‐nine.

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Sixty apples in the O, 19.

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Lead the Q in PIMS
as an over‐ager, buddy.

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Wheeled my buddy's
billet sister.

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Fucking 200 PIMS, boys.

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PIMS 200 club, boys.

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All the light bulbs don't work
on the scoreboard, eh, bud?

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A quiet night
in the red light district,

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‐one‐nine.
‐Suck my knob.

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Drink milk, one‐nine.

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What'd they get
in a trade for you,

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tin of chew
and a half a bag of pucks?

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Set of used practice jerseys?

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Tub of orange slices?

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Go carbo‐load, 19.

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Suck my knob, you plug.

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Hey, Schmelts.

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You do not get
to talk to Mr. Sakic.

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Mr. Sakic
has earned our respect.

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You have not earned
our respect, Schmelts.

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You do not get
to talk to Mr. Sakic.

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YORKIE: Your first period
in the league, Schmelts.

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You'll be sent down
by the second.

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This is fantasy camp for you.

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COACH: Hey!

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You think you can just
walk into this league

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and start chirping?

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Know your role, pheasants!

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You had a cup of coffee.

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You're seat fillers
at the ESPY's.

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You're Tiger's caddy
now that nobody gives a shit!

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It's fucking embarrassing!

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I don't miss playing
for that guy, buddy.

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Always a silver lining, buddy.

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SHORESY: Give your balls
a tug, you tit fucker!

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The fuck did Shoresy
come from?

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I didn't even know
he was here, bro.

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Hey. All this time chirping

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could be better spent
doing legs, Schmelts.

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Never skip leg day, Schmelts.

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Hey, nice work
on legs day today.

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Hey, you rocked
legs today, Yorkie.

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Thanks. Barts, you're faster

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than the Russian Rocket,
Pavs Bure.

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That is where leg day got you!

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Yorkie, statistically,
Mike Gartner was faster

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than Bure, and that's where
leg day got you.

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‐Let's win it all, Barts.
‐Let's win this ship, Yorkie.

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(BOTH GRUNT)

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So, from now on,

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you're supposed
to call the police

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when you got worm pickers
on the property, and not 911.

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Good?

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Now that's the business.

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Except for that,
anything pressing?

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‐And she's back to choring.
‐One moment!

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Or should I say motion.

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McMurray, how are ya now?

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‐Good n' you?
‐Not so bad.

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Good.

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‐I will speak candidly here.
‐Go ahead, baby.

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Everybody's listening.
Everybody loves you.

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All right. The goings on

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from last week's
emergency meeting

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left me some terrible upset.
Some terrible upset.

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Oh, yeah, the ass pisses
all goddamn week,

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‐that's all I know.
‐This is true.

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I have had the ass pisses,

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also known as p'zazz.

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He's been making the weakest
cocksucking gin and tonics

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I ever goddamn had.

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All of these events combined

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have brought me
to one conclusion.

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I, McMurray, motion
something must be done.

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Something has to be done.

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A proper election
must take place,

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whereby both Wayne and I
campaign for a week

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to see who will be president
of the Agricultural Hall.

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I second that motion.
I love it when you motion.

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I love you, too, baby.
Your motion.

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All right.
Jimmy Dickskin, do your thing.

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Dickins.

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Well, that's exactly
what I said.

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Have at her, Dickskin.

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(AUCTIONEERING)
All those in favor

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of a one‐week
election period,

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give me one hand up,
can we get a one‐dollar bill,

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one hand,
we're looking at two.

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Two hands up, give me two,
we're looking at three,

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three hands up,
getting to three.

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We got three over here,
we're looking at four.

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Four hands up,
we're looking at four.

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Four over here,
now we're looking at five.

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Can I get a five‐dollar bill,
five over here,

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now we're looking at
six dollar, can I get a six?

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Six over here,
now can I get a...

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Hands up, baby, hands up!

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Give me your heart, give me...

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Sold! Majority rules.

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Election awarded to McMurray.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(GRUNTING)

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Get on. Get on.
Ride that pony.

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Ride it. (GRUNTS) All right.

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‐(GASPS) Oh!
‐Good girl. Good girl.

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All right, we knew
justice would be served.

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Well, see you
next week, big boy.

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That's a good pinch.

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You still got the p'zazz?

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It's not shit,
it's a blister from choring.

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Put her there.

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Have it as you like.
Get your stuff, baby.

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Let's hit the road.

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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

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I wouldn't go in there
if I was you.

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‐Why is she standing outside?
‐DEVON: Don't know.

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Why are you
standing outside, Bonnie?

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They crop dusted inside.

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‐We crop dusted inside.
‐Super.

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I crop dusted
on the way over here, too.

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‐Did you?
‐I did.

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‐Very cool.
‐I know.

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‐And you're single. How?
‐I hate everyone.

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‐Especially you.
‐Couldn't tell.

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‐Oh, no?
‐No.

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Guess I have work to do then.

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You don't know what work is.

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You sure do, entertaining
two hockey players

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‐at the same time.
‐Do what you love

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and you'll never work
a day in your life.

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‐Hmm, that's clever.
‐Isn't it?

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‐I see what you did there.
‐I smell what you did there.

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It's clear now, Katy.
You can come in.

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Yeah, why don't
you go in, Katy?

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This has been a lot of fun.

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‐Has been? Still is.
‐Oh...

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Fuck off, is what I meant.
We're busy.

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‐You're busy?
‐Very.

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Busy ripping farts
in coordinated outfits

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‐at the dollar store.
‐What of it?

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‐Shut up, Roald.
‐Then what?

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Are you gonna steal some bikes

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and ghost ride them
into the river?

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‐How did she know that?
‐Shut up, Roald.

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Maybe you could even find
a new spot to rip farts in,

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in coordinated outfits.

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You know,
if you're not too busy.

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‐Oh, we have other spots!
‐(GROWLS) Roald!

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Who's the genius behind these
coordinated outfits, anyways?

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Well, actually
if you are interested...

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Just kidding,
I don't give a fuck.

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Nice to see you, buddy.

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(WHISPERS)
Don't listen to her, Devon.

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They wanted you
to go to law school.

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Shut up, Roald!

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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

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Devon! Devon!

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‐How are ya now?
‐Spanking!

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Not so bad.

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Are you the creator
of Fartbook?

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I am the sole creator
of Fartbook!

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Cocksucking love that
Fartbook, that's all I know.

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‐Thank you.
‐Good farts.

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Now listen,
I'm running against Wayne

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for the presidency
of the Ag Hall

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and was wondering
if I could commission you,

247
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and him, too, to make us
a sort of a campaign video.

248
00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:39,275
You are running against Wayne.

249
00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:40,675
Cocksucking right, he is.

250
00:08:40,709 --> 00:08:43,709
Hurting Wayne hurts Katy.
Hurting Katy hurts Stewart.

251
00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:50,542
It can be done
and it will be done!

252
00:08:54,675 --> 00:08:56,209
Make it stop. Make it stop.

253
00:08:56,242 --> 00:08:57,542
Okay. Okay. All right.

254
00:08:57,575 --> 00:08:59,809
So, look, whatever...
Whatever is good.

255
00:08:59,842 --> 00:09:01,342
I just wanted to know that
we're on the same page,

256
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,142
all right?
I want it to be a sort of a...

257
00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:04,475
Like a good old...

258
00:09:04,509 --> 00:09:05,842
Smear campaign.

259
00:09:07,509 --> 00:09:08,909
‐What's that?
‐It's when you run ads

260
00:09:08,942 --> 00:09:11,709
suggesting negative things
about your opponents.

261
00:09:11,742 --> 00:09:14,642
‐For what purpose?
‐To make yourself look good

262
00:09:14,675 --> 00:09:17,309
by making
your opponent look bad.

263
00:09:17,342 --> 00:09:18,709
Oh, if you got
nothing good to say,

264
00:09:18,742 --> 00:09:20,209
you shouldn't
say nothing at all.

265
00:09:20,242 --> 00:09:21,609
You must acknowledge
the appetite for negativity

266
00:09:21,642 --> 00:09:23,242
in today's world.

267
00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:26,475
The misfortune of others,
it's become sustenance.

268
00:09:26,509 --> 00:09:28,809
You must evolve
from your primitive thinking.

269
00:09:28,842 --> 00:09:30,742
Do you remember the band
Primitive Radio Gods?

270
00:09:30,775 --> 00:09:33,609
Had that one really good song?
Bet it's on iTunes.

271
00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:35,509
I hear McMurray
has commissioned Devon et al,

272
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,475
to make a video
for his campaign.

273
00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:40,375
‐I suggest you follow suit.
‐What sort of video?

274
00:09:40,409 --> 00:09:44,909
A spectacle,
pure adrenaline, Babylonian.

275
00:09:44,942 --> 00:09:46,509
You're spare parts, bud.

276
00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:48,542
Tell you what.

277
00:09:48,575 --> 00:09:50,475
I'm gonna go into town,
mow some lawns.

278
00:09:50,509 --> 00:09:52,509
Give people one less chore
to do this week.

279
00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:54,875
Seems more productive
than name‐calling.

280
00:09:54,909 --> 00:09:56,609
You wanna know what?
The dog's in the barn,

281
00:09:56,642 --> 00:09:57,909
if you wanna go
hurl some insults.

282
00:09:57,942 --> 00:09:59,475
You can get your sustenance.
He won't know

283
00:09:59,509 --> 00:10:00,875
what the fuck
you're talking about anyway.

284
00:10:00,909 --> 00:10:02,275
Have a good one.

285
00:10:02,309 --> 00:10:03,775
Have it your way,
shirt‐tucker!

286
00:10:03,809 --> 00:10:05,709
(CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

287
00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:07,675
What is Devon up to?

288
00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:11,875
I'm Devon, the director.
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

289
00:10:11,909 --> 00:10:13,875
Okay. Brown guy here.

290
00:10:13,909 --> 00:10:15,342
Asian woman here.

291
00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:16,542
Native man here.

292
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,542
Gail... Please.

293
00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:20,642
And the whites over there.

294
00:10:20,675 --> 00:10:24,709
As you know, the purpose
of this cinematic experience

295
00:10:24,742 --> 00:10:26,342
is to influence voters.

296
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:27,575
And we'll do that by reaching

297
00:10:27,609 --> 00:10:29,475
as many ethnicities
as possible

298
00:10:29,509 --> 00:10:32,509
with our message
about Wayne, which is...

299
00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:35,275
ALL: He's just not ready.

300
00:10:35,309 --> 00:10:36,742
‐That's good.
‐DEVON: Right.

301
00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:38,542
He's just not ready to be
president of the Ag Hall.

302
00:10:38,575 --> 00:10:40,442
Um...

303
00:10:40,475 --> 00:10:44,142
There aren't any ethnicities
on the Ag Hall board.

304
00:10:44,175 --> 00:10:45,875
‐But there will be.
‐Okay, but why?

305
00:10:47,242 --> 00:10:49,675
‐Because it's 2015.
‐It's not 2015.

306
00:10:50,409 --> 00:10:52,875
(MUTTERING)

307
00:10:52,909 --> 00:10:55,775
And just to really hit home
this whole ethnicities thing,

308
00:10:55,809 --> 00:10:59,375
brown guy, have you
ever seen The Simpsons?

309
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,809
‐Yes.
‐Excellent.

310
00:11:00,842 --> 00:11:04,342
Need you to talk like Apu,
from the Kwik‐E‐Mart?

311
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:07,509
Asian woman, have you
ever seen The Karate Kid?

312
00:11:10,475 --> 00:11:12,542
Need you to talk
like Mr. Miyagi.

313
00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:14,509
"Wax on!"

314
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:17,142
Native man... You're
pretty dialed in already.

315
00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:18,242
Gail...

316
00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:20,175
Where's my money, bitch?

317
00:11:20,909 --> 00:11:22,275
Exactly. (LAUGHS)

318
00:11:23,409 --> 00:11:24,675
And our whites are...

319
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:27,209
They're super‐white,
so just be yourselves!

320
00:11:27,242 --> 00:11:28,409
Thank you.

321
00:11:28,442 --> 00:11:31,142
Where is our gay vote?

322
00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:34,775
Tad Roald. Tad... Tad Roald!

323
00:11:34,809 --> 00:11:36,675
They'd already put cheese
on it, but I picked it off.

324
00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:37,742
(SQUEALS)

325
00:11:37,775 --> 00:11:38,875
(YELPS)

326
00:11:38,909 --> 00:11:41,209
Tad Roald was too shy
to be in our video,

327
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,542
but said he'd organize
our gay vote.

328
00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:46,775
‐So where is our gay vote?
‐(DOOR OPENS)

329
00:11:46,809 --> 00:11:49,275
I am so sorry
that I'm late, you guys.

330
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,642
Crazy story.

331
00:11:51,675 --> 00:11:53,709
My bike chain
flew right off my bike

332
00:11:53,742 --> 00:11:55,575
but I happened to be
next to the ice cream truck.

333
00:11:55,609 --> 00:11:57,642
So I picked myself up
a little sweet treat.

334
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,175
Ha. (SLURPS)

335
00:11:59,209 --> 00:12:01,209
It's hot out today,
don't you think, Devon?

336
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,142
‐Whew!
‐My... No, Glen, no.

337
00:12:03,175 --> 00:12:04,509
‐What?
‐Modesty.

338
00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:07,709
Mm. Disappointing.

339
00:12:07,742 --> 00:12:09,442
Why does he have
his underwear on?

340
00:12:09,475 --> 00:12:10,475
I don't know.

341
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,109
Where's my money, bitch?

342
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:17,742
You spit on me.

343
00:12:17,775 --> 00:12:20,175
You're welcome. Hi, Roald.

344
00:12:28,246 --> 00:12:30,979
As predicted,
Devon's made a video.

345
00:12:31,012 --> 00:12:32,846
The song
by Primitive Radio Gods

346
00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:34,879
is called Standing Outside
a Broken Phone Booth

347
00:12:34,912 --> 00:12:36,279
with Money in My Hand.

348
00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:40,046
And it is on iTunes.

349
00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:41,612
Ah, you're not gonna
like this one bit.

350
00:12:41,646 --> 00:12:43,212
I might like it one drill bit.

351
00:12:43,246 --> 00:12:45,246
And the message is
you're just not ready.

352
00:12:45,279 --> 00:12:48,212
‐Ah, it doesn't sound so bad.
‐Yes, it does!

353
00:12:48,246 --> 00:12:49,912
So I won't like it
one bell pepper.

354
00:12:51,179 --> 00:12:52,312
Watch!

355
00:12:56,946 --> 00:12:58,112
Hmm.

356
00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:00,246
Looks like we got good
goddamn candidates here,

357
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,079
‐is all I know.
‐Let's talk about Wayne.

358
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:05,179
All right. Under the part
that says experience,

359
00:13:05,212 --> 00:13:06,979
it doesn't say anything
about ever being president

360
00:13:07,012 --> 00:13:08,879
‐of the Agricultural Hall?
‐GLEN: Hmm.

361
00:13:08,912 --> 00:13:11,012
That's a hard no.

362
00:13:11,046 --> 00:13:12,979
He'd be inheriting
a lot of problems.

363
00:13:13,012 --> 00:13:15,912
‐Letterkenny problems.
‐He's a farmer.

364
00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:18,046
But has anyone ever seen him
do any actual work?

365
00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:19,979
Ah, hell, no.

366
00:13:20,012 --> 00:13:21,812
I hear he's been
cutting people's lawns.

367
00:13:21,846 --> 00:13:23,279
Like that will stop
the grass from growing?

368
00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:24,379
(CLICKS TONGUE)

369
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,912
Pitter‐patter, let's get down
to the real issues here.

370
00:13:26,946 --> 00:13:30,612
Being President of the Ag Hall
is not an entry level job.

371
00:13:30,646 --> 00:13:33,246
How are ya now?
Not so qualified. (CHUCKLES)

372
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,779
Can we really trust a man

373
00:13:34,812 --> 00:13:36,279
who can't even be bothered
to wear a belt?

374
00:13:36,312 --> 00:13:38,179
Hell to the nah‐nah.

375
00:13:38,212 --> 00:13:39,746
He's just not ready.

376
00:13:39,779 --> 00:13:40,846
He's just not ready.

377
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,246
He's just not ready.

378
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,746
‐He's just not ready.
‐He's just not ready.

379
00:13:44,779 --> 00:13:46,979
‐He's just not ready.
‐Nice hair, though.

380
00:13:47,012 --> 00:13:48,912
‐Nice ass.
‐Hmm.

381
00:13:48,946 --> 00:13:51,079
That's what I appreciates
about him.

382
00:13:51,112 --> 00:13:53,779
ALL: He's just not ready!

383
00:13:53,812 --> 00:13:55,279
DEVON: Wayne for president
of the Ag Hall?

384
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,112
He's just not ready.

385
00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,979
GAIL: Oh, hell no.

386
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,212
Hmm.

387
00:14:02,246 --> 00:14:03,846
There's a text from your mum.

388
00:14:03,879 --> 00:14:05,746
Cream for your
anal fissures is in.

389
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,279
Wha...

390
00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:11,212
(GASPS) It already
has 1,001 views.

391
00:14:11,246 --> 00:14:13,246
Slightly concerning
on account of there only being

392
00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:17,212
‐5,000 people in Letterkenny.
‐We must respond posthaste.

393
00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:19,612
Two wrongs don't make a right.

394
00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:23,012
(GASPS) It's jumped 10 views
since we've been conversing!

395
00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:25,612
1,011.

396
00:14:25,646 --> 00:14:26,746
This thing's going viral.

397
00:14:26,779 --> 00:14:28,879
There could be worse things,
Stewart.

398
00:14:28,912 --> 00:14:30,879
I can beat Devon's view count.

399
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,979
I give you
my personal guarantee.

400
00:14:33,779 --> 00:14:35,112
And when I do,

401
00:14:35,146 --> 00:14:37,279
you won't have to sit through
McMurray's pointless,

402
00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:41,112
purposeless, aimless, godless,
motherless, meetings anymore!

403
00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:44,746
There's something in it
for both of us.

404
00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:45,779
(SPITS)

405
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,646
Now that's likely
the least concerning thing

406
00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,212
on your hand, isn't it?

407
00:15:03,112 --> 00:15:05,012
All actors are present.

408
00:15:05,046 --> 00:15:07,279
‐Wondrous!
‐Why are they here?

409
00:15:07,312 --> 00:15:08,746
Money talks.

410
00:15:08,779 --> 00:15:10,012
He gave us 50 bucks.

411
00:15:10,046 --> 00:15:12,179
It's like cutting
two‐and‐a‐half lawns.

412
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,979
But we don't even
wanna be here, boys.

413
00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:15,146
You cheated on us, boys.

414
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:17,179
Oh, pipe down,
Pete and Repeat.

415
00:15:17,212 --> 00:15:19,612
You were both getting blowies
from your big city slams

416
00:15:19,646 --> 00:15:21,346
the entire time.

417
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,946
Dude, who told her
about the blowies?

418
00:15:22,979 --> 00:15:24,779
Who blew the whistle
on the blowies, bro?

419
00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:25,846
You just did.

420
00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:29,879
Oh, that's gutty, bro.

421
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,646
Shut the back door, bro.

422
00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:33,679
Reilly and Jonesy, Katy,

423
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:35,679
are here to help us
secure the youth vote.

424
00:15:35,712 --> 00:15:37,979
There aren't any youth voters
on the Ag Hall board.

425
00:15:38,012 --> 00:15:39,812
‐There will be.
‐Why?

426
00:15:39,846 --> 00:15:41,579
Because it's 2015!

427
00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:43,579
It's not 2015.

428
00:15:43,612 --> 00:15:45,746
(SIGHS) Now, gentlemen,

429
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,279
since you are
such crafty vets

430
00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:50,312
of the chirp‐slash‐beak
slash‐carve game,

431
00:15:50,346 --> 00:15:53,079
I've decided
to let you improvise.

432
00:15:53,112 --> 00:15:54,846
‐We're really good.
‐Yeah.

433
00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:56,879
Wayne, let's start with you.

434
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,179
Just, um, look
directly into the camera

435
00:15:59,212 --> 00:16:02,346
and say something slanderous
about McMurray.

436
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,912
Kind of feels
like I should make sure

437
00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:05,879
my own backyard's clean
before throwing junk

438
00:16:05,912 --> 00:16:06,879
in someone else's.

439
00:16:06,912 --> 00:16:08,312
He slandered you first.

440
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,212
What, so you think
if he goes jumps off a bridge,

441
00:16:10,246 --> 00:16:11,679
I'm gonna, too? Figure it out.

442
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,146
Dan? Daryl?

443
00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:16,312
Please help.

444
00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:18,779
(DARYL FARTS)

445
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,712
(BURPS)

446
00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:23,646
(LAUGHS)

447
00:16:25,046 --> 00:16:26,779
Reilly! Jonesy!

448
00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:30,279
Let's see what you can do.

449
00:16:30,312 --> 00:16:31,346
‐Okay.
‐Warm up?

450
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:32,612
‐Yeah, warm up.
‐Oh, sure.

451
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:33,646
Absolutely.

452
00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:35,246
(LIP TRILLING)

453
00:16:37,879 --> 00:16:39,146
‐All right.
‐(JONESY CLEARS THROAT)

454
00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:41,046
BOTH: The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.

455
00:16:41,079 --> 00:16:42,712
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.

456
00:16:42,746 --> 00:16:43,912
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.

457
00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:45,579
‐The tip of the tongue...
‐Boys!

458
00:16:47,046 --> 00:16:48,146
(CLEARS THROAT)

459
00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:49,879
Katy?

460
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,046
Girls gone wild.

461
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,579
(GASPS)

462
00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:57,846
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

463
00:16:57,879 --> 00:17:00,879
It's not complicated!

464
00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:04,246
We want to slander McMurray
so Wayne can win the election

465
00:17:04,279 --> 00:17:07,012
and I can beat
Devon's view count.

466
00:17:07,046 --> 00:17:10,312
Now, let's try this.

467
00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:12,146
Think about
your favorite actor

468
00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:13,679
and try to channel them.

469
00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:18,146
Who are your
favorite actors? Go!

470
00:17:18,179 --> 00:17:19,646
Kevin Costner.

471
00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:20,812
Keanu Reeves.

472
00:17:20,846 --> 00:17:21,979
John Candy.

473
00:17:23,179 --> 00:17:25,012
Chloe Sevigny.

474
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,779
It's easy.
Taylor Kitsch, boys.

475
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,079
Big Riggins himself.

476
00:17:28,112 --> 00:17:28,879
You picked Big Riggins,

477
00:17:28,912 --> 00:17:30,212
so I'll take Michael
Fassbender, bro.

478
00:17:30,246 --> 00:17:31,312
Yeah. But if...

479
00:17:31,346 --> 00:17:33,146
If Big Riggins,
if he's not available,

480
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:34,812
'cause he's my number one,

481
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,212
it's easy,
Chad Michael Murray, boys.

482
00:17:36,246 --> 00:17:38,146
Big Riggins
is still my number one

483
00:17:38,179 --> 00:17:39,946
but I love Chaz Michael, bro.

484
00:17:39,979 --> 00:17:41,579
‐One Tree Hill!
‐Boom!

485
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:43,212
Go with Michael Fassbender.

486
00:17:43,246 --> 00:17:45,679
‐Try channeling that.
‐Choose Big Riggins.

487
00:17:45,712 --> 00:17:47,179
DAN: You know what?

488
00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:49,179
Actors named Michael could
really reinvent themselves

489
00:17:49,212 --> 00:17:51,712
if they change their names
to Spike, like uh,

490
00:17:51,746 --> 00:17:55,246
Spike Fassbenders
or, uh, Spike Caine

491
00:17:55,279 --> 00:17:57,146
or Spike J. Fox.

492
00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:59,246
‐Spike Buble.
‐Chaz Spike Murray?

493
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,246
Oh, C. Spike Murray?

494
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:03,612
Let's try and stay on task!

495
00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:04,946
Well, now it might
be kind of awkward,

496
00:18:04,979 --> 00:18:06,712
might be kind of awkward
if actors named Richards

497
00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:08,112
started going by Dick.

498
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:10,779
Right? Like Dick Gere.
Dick Pryor.

499
00:18:10,812 --> 00:18:13,079
‐Dick Dreyfuss...
‐Lionel Dick.

500
00:18:13,112 --> 00:18:15,579
Feel like Richard Simmons
probably prefers Dick.

501
00:18:15,612 --> 00:18:16,912
(SHRIEKS)

502
00:18:20,846 --> 00:18:22,279
Dude, he got fucking mad.

503
00:18:22,312 --> 00:18:25,112
Well, looks like
she's back to cutting lawns.

504
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,875
(AUCTIONEERING)
All those for Wayne

505
00:18:34,908 --> 00:18:37,842
resuming presidency
of the Ag Hall...

506
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,942
Can I get a one vote here?
We got one over here...

507
00:18:39,975 --> 00:18:41,475
Now can I get a two?
Two‐dollar bill...

508
00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:43,175
Two over here
now can I get a three...

509
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,408
Looking at three,
three over here,

510
00:18:44,442 --> 00:18:45,942
now can I get a four?
Looking for a four...

511
00:18:45,975 --> 00:18:48,275
Wayne for President for four?

512
00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:50,942
No four. Three for Wayne.

513
00:18:50,975 --> 00:18:56,275
Those for McMurray reclaiming
presidency of the Ag Hall,

514
00:18:56,308 --> 00:18:57,708
can I get a one vote here,
looking for one‐dollar bill.

515
00:18:57,742 --> 00:18:59,308
We got one over here,
one over here!

516
00:18:59,342 --> 00:19:00,542
Now can I get a two,

517
00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:01,742
looking for a two,
two over here!

518
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,175
Now can I get a three,
looking at a three?

519
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,408
Three over here,
we're looking at three,

520
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,642
can I get a four,
looking for a four.

521
00:19:06,675 --> 00:19:07,908
Four over here,
now can I get a five?

522
00:19:07,942 --> 00:19:09,442
Five‐dollar bill,
looking for a five.

523
00:19:09,475 --> 00:19:10,575
Five over here,
now can I get a six?

524
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,675
Six dollars,
looking for a six,

525
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:13,342
six over here!
Now can I get a seven?

526
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,375
Seven right here, you can
tell by the way he uses

527
00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:16,842
his walk he's a woman's man.

528
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,742
Sold! Majority rules.

529
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:22,542
Presidency awarded
to McMurray.

530
00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:23,808
(LAUGHING)

531
00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:28,708
Come on, baby. Come here.

532
00:19:28,742 --> 00:19:31,708
(GRUNTING) Yeah, yeah, yeah!

533
00:19:31,742 --> 00:19:34,608
Okay. You gotta act classy.
Now you're the First Lady.

534
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,842
McMurray, Mrs. McMurray,
congratulations.

535
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,342
Thanks, Wayne.

536
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,542
P'zazz is all cleared up
and everything.

537
00:19:44,575 --> 00:19:45,808
I'm back to my old self again.

538
00:19:45,842 --> 00:19:48,875
‐Glad to hear. Best of luck.
‐Appreciate it.

539
00:19:48,908 --> 00:19:50,808
Let's go get a couple
of cocksucking G&Ts,

540
00:19:50,842 --> 00:19:52,542
that's what I always say.

541
00:19:52,575 --> 00:19:54,542
Okay, girl, let's do it.

542
00:19:56,308 --> 00:19:58,475
Sorry, I couldn't vote
for you, Wayne.

543
00:19:58,508 --> 00:20:00,908
Your video
really threw me off.

544
00:20:00,942 --> 00:20:02,442
Thanks for cutting
my lawn, though.

545
00:20:02,475 --> 00:20:03,942
I'll return the favor one day.

546
00:20:03,975 --> 00:20:05,342
Good enough, Jim.

547
00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:17,808
Stewart's YouTube page.

548
00:20:19,675 --> 00:20:21,708
(SLOW POP PLAYING)

549
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,542
McMurray's a piece of shit.

550
00:20:34,575 --> 00:20:36,608
McMurray's a piece of shit.

551
00:20:36,642 --> 00:20:38,208
McMurray's a piece of shit?

552
00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:40,208
Why would I say
McMurray's a piece of shit?

553
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,808
All right,
he's a piece of shit.

554
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,408
(PHONE RINGING)

555
00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:48,508
‐Hello?
‐Yo.

556
00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:51,542
‐What's up, B?
‐Nothing. Chilling.

557
00:20:51,575 --> 00:20:54,242
‐What's up with you?
‐McMurray's a piece of shit.

558
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:55,408
True.

559
00:20:57,842 --> 00:21:00,208
What's up?

560
00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:02,208
What up?

561
00:21:02,242 --> 00:21:04,642
‐Yo, who's that?
‐Yo, pick up the phone.

562
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:07,942
What up?

563
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,742
What's up?

564
00:21:09,775 --> 00:21:11,408
What up?

565
00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:12,708
(IN A DEEP VOICE) What up?

566
00:21:12,742 --> 00:21:15,642
ALL: Ahh...

567
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,475
McMurray's a piece of shit.

568
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:19,542
McMurray's a piece of shit.

569
00:21:19,575 --> 00:21:21,442
Message approved by Wayne.

570
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:25,875
Fuck a duck.

571
00:21:29,342 --> 00:21:30,742
I mean, this is no fun, boys.

572
00:21:30,775 --> 00:21:32,275
Team No‐Fun, boys.

573
00:21:32,308 --> 00:21:33,642
We gotta start giving
it back to them

574
00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:35,608
or they're just gonna fucking
walk all over us, buddy.

575
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:36,875
Yeah, but where
do we start, buddy?

576
00:21:36,908 --> 00:21:38,308
(DOOR OPENS)

577
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:42,442
What the fuck is that, boys?

578
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,275
Yo, you leave the house
like that, buddy?

579
00:21:44,308 --> 00:21:47,408
‐What's the problem, Schmelt?
‐You got a fucking bush, bud.

580
00:21:47,442 --> 00:21:49,275
You got a bush, bud.

581
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,542
Who's the bush inspector
around here, boys?

582
00:21:51,575 --> 00:21:53,375
Bush inspector's
sleeping on shift, boys.

583
00:21:53,408 --> 00:21:55,942
On our junior team it's
a five‐dollar fine every game

584
00:21:55,975 --> 00:21:57,942
and praccy 'til she's shaved
down to the wood, boys.

585
00:21:57,975 --> 00:21:59,875
Hey, get that hedge hog
off your tummy stick, bud.

586
00:21:59,908 --> 00:22:01,275
You're fucking gross, bud.

587
00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:03,808
You're fucking gross, bud.

588
00:22:03,842 --> 00:22:05,942
Looks like we got a couple
of cock‐lookers, Yorkie.

589
00:22:05,975 --> 00:22:09,175
Of course, the Schmelts like
a good cock‐look, Barts.

590
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,542
Oh, yeah,
I fucking cock‐looked

591
00:22:10,575 --> 00:22:12,208
'cause your junk's
a fucking car crash

592
00:22:12,242 --> 00:22:13,342
and you can't look away.

593
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,408
I cock‐looked 'cause your
junk's a fucking strobe light.

594
00:22:15,442 --> 00:22:17,375
I can see it
with my eyes closed!

595
00:22:17,408 --> 00:22:19,675
So you were cock‐looking.

596
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,875
They just admitted
they cock‐looked.

597
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:24,642
Well, I cock‐looked

598
00:22:24,675 --> 00:22:25,942
'cause your junk's a fucking
welding flame, buddy.

599
00:22:25,975 --> 00:22:27,408
You look directly at it

600
00:22:27,442 --> 00:22:28,742
and your fucking retinas
getting burned.

601
00:22:28,775 --> 00:22:30,475
I cock‐looked because
your junk's a fucking child

602
00:22:30,508 --> 00:22:31,675
walking in on his parents.
Once you see it,

603
00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:32,875
it cannot be unseen.

604
00:22:32,908 --> 00:22:34,242
All this time cock‐looking

605
00:22:34,275 --> 00:22:36,175
could be better spent
doing legs.

606
00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:38,442
More legs,
less cock‐looking, Schmelts.

607
00:22:42,442 --> 00:22:44,208
I fucking skipped
leg day, boys.

608
00:22:44,242 --> 00:22:46,275
Fuck leg day, boys!

609
00:22:46,308 --> 00:22:48,308
(ALL BREATHING HEAVILY)

610
00:22:49,775 --> 00:22:51,475
(ALL YELLING)

611
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,742
You are woefully uninformed,
aren't you?

612
00:22:57,775 --> 00:22:59,475
‐How?
‐I said I would beat Devon's

613
00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,275
view count,
not win you the election.

614
00:23:01,308 --> 00:23:04,408
And guess what?
I did beat Devon's view count.

615
00:23:04,442 --> 00:23:06,808
‐Look.
‐Oh, I don't give a care.

616
00:23:06,842 --> 00:23:09,208
I've been contacted
by Budweiser and Carl's Jr.

617
00:23:09,242 --> 00:23:11,242
over copyright infringements,

618
00:23:11,275 --> 00:23:13,542
but I don't think
they're serious.

619
00:23:13,575 --> 00:23:14,775
You wanna know what?

620
00:23:14,808 --> 00:23:16,575
McMurray's meetings
are a bit painful,

621
00:23:16,608 --> 00:23:18,375
but not sure
that's good enough reason

622
00:23:18,408 --> 00:23:19,642
to get into politics.

623
00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:21,675
‐They're all crooks.
‐Every one of them.

624
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:22,942
Now run along, Stewart,

625
00:23:22,975 --> 00:23:24,542
before I get bored
of behaving.

626
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:28,308
Well, I guess
she's off to chore.

627
00:23:28,342 --> 00:23:29,375
Been busy cutting

628
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,642
other people's
fucking lawns all week.

629
00:23:37,508 --> 00:23:38,808
Jim Dickins. How're ya now?

630
00:23:38,842 --> 00:23:40,675
It's Dicks... Nope,
you got it right that time.

631
00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:42,642
‐Good n' you?
‐Not so bad.

632
00:23:42,675 --> 00:23:44,508
I said I'd return the favor
for cutting the lawn.

633
00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:46,642
I figured there's no time
like the present.

634
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,375
Can we give you a hand
with anything?